Dubs decides
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Dubs decides
>>705450286
dick pic you know
And whacking off to tons of midget porn, can't forget that :)
You ever gonna let's me nibble on those tater tots?
>>705450286
Send dick pic
write "i was wondering if we could meet up and go in for something more, like sniffing each others ass"
dick pic ofc
>>705450286
have you ever taken a dump on a guys chest?
>>705450655
Wiener
>>705450655
Win
Offer her cookies
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>705451006
Still counts as dubs, right?
(And if I got dubs, say "ever heard of tumblr? They're the ones suggesting these things.)
>>705450655
Not the response I expected
>>705451279
GODDAMN NEWFAGS
>>705451335
I'm suspicious. He got hard too quick
>>705451335
can you?
>>705451342
.... I'm going to take that as a no.
>>705451335
i can only play guitar with my dick
>>705451453
Dude, I get hard looking at an extra curvy piece of driftwood.
>>705451335
"Yeah, and I got something you might know how to play well." And then send a pic of your asshole.
>>705451481
Hell yeah
>>705451721
this. this so much
"I shove my cock between the strings and tune the guitar until i start bleeding and uncontrollable jizzing all over my loli posters"
"Sorry that was for someone else, but anyways, dick rate?"
>>705451721
roll
>>705451785
Then tell her that, rather than ruining your chance with her.
>>705451721
R E E E E E E E E E E E R O L L
>>705451721
Last reroll and then its up to yall fags to get it to catch
Yes I can, can you play with my dick?
Hahahaa, what a good response, but yeah, i can play the guitar.
>>705451721
roll
Yes but I can play with that pussy better (also check'em)
>>705452429
Roll
>>705452429
Plz
>>705452429
Roll
>>705452544
Winrar
>>705452544
7RARWIN
No I just use it for protection, what did you think of my dick?
>>705451721
Reroll
>>705452619
Winrar
>>705452603
Rolling like bowling.
>>705452544
>>705452429
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
Reroll
>>705451815
Reroll
Rolling
>>705452544
Jesus christ
>>705452911
Winner of nothing
Ever try Erotic asphyxiation
>>705452544
Winner
>>705452911
Fuck me right in the pussy
>>705452940
Omg
>>705452544
OP you better deliver
>>705452940
She is fucking owning you, man
"oh shit that was for your dad"
>>705451721
Pls b0ss
>>705452940
Tell her it's the camra
>>705452940
Use your asshole then.
>>705452940
"That's what I thought when I started playing the guitar. Then it got harder."
>>705453096
Rolling for this
>>705452940
But that wasnt even my dicks final form..,..
>>705452940
Or you have big hands
>>705453214
This
>>705453169
Reroll
>>705453214
Plz
>>705453204
Pls OP!
>>705453204
Reroll
>>705452940
I'll give you the best head of your life and all I expect is a measly, lackluster handy jo in return
>>705452940
I have fetish of being a the kid and you the pedophile
>>705453344
Omg I've gotten dubs twice in a row
>>705453169
Rollololol
>>705453344
Faggot
>>705452940
Well then just put it directly in your mouth.
Who here is honesty trying to get this guy laid?
>>705453402
lol, roll for this i guess
>>705453431
Rolling for this.
>>705453402
roll for this
>>705453355
>>705453344
I'm the anon who said plz both are good so pick whichever
>>705453344
Winrar
>>705453169
Rolling for this
>>705453355
Winner
>>705453344
Also a winner
>>705453344
Feelsbadman
>>705453568
>>705453355
This one plz
>>705453431
This
>>705450286
I'm sorry OP
>>705453724
So tits or nah?
>>705453724
how about you don't use your hands at all. Just let me in that box
>>705453724
She is utterly tearing you apart haha
>>705453799
winrar
>>705453724
I'm so sorry. Can we get this man some feels
/b/ is telling me what to say. They promised it would get me laid
>>705453724
I knew you should've done the other one, man.
My dick has 100% satisfaction guarantee.
>>705453799
Is this what the shadow realm feels like?
>>705453799
Winrar
>>705453975
Reroll
>>705454028
Dude...
>>705453975
Roll
>>705454028
Okay seriously though, would you be down to fuck? Or nah
>>705454028
Absolutely DESTROYING you!
>>705454028
She's a fucking savage
>>705454028
kek
>>705454028
I've got enough cash to make you play with my dick harder than I've ever played that guitar
Well. I tried.
That was fun. What are you up to?
>>705454028
Well she did say she will choke on it
Holy shit the feels are real.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>705454166
Whoops, winnar
>>705454028
This is 100% fake.
>>705454028
dude i'm seriously feeling bad for you and i dont even have a small dick
>>705454208
Fuck it. This
Okay... Fine. You win, I give up.
>>705454028
are you afraid of choking ?
>>705454244
>Wasted dubs
>TFW
>>705454208
Rollin for this
>>705454208
LMAO THIS
>>705454166
Savage SAVAGE SAVAGE
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>>705454208
Reroll
>>705454208
Rolling.
>>705454295
THIS
Can I at least suck your toes?
"From my own experiences it tastes like the dankest of memes".
>>705454208
reroll!
Rollin for navy seal pasta
Bitch quit trying to be edgy. You either come suck my cock or send me a pussy pic. Fucking fuck you piss me off you.
>>705454400
Dubs mate
>>705454400
Winrar!
>>705454358
I need her reaction to this
>>705454400
Haha so many wasted dubs
Well you don't have to put it in you're mouth, I'd fuck the shit outta your pussy
>>705454295
Sure, reroll
dear lord this girl is savage
>>705454400
>>705454422
WINRARS!
>>705454295
roll
>>705454295
reroll
>>705454493
SAVAGE SAVAGE SAVAGE BRUH BRUH
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Taylor Alaska
>>705454422
Nice
Looks like this bread is dead boys
>>705454358
Plz
>>705454493
I fucking love her!
>>705454028
Can I eat you like a retard on bathsalts?
Is op kill?
>>705454358
Roll for feet
>>705454358
CAN I JUST GET ONE
>>705454648
>bread is dead
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Thread is dead
OP couldn't handle it and an hero himself
>>705454358
Fucking hell
>>705454808
No.
>>705454358
Roll
>>705454358
I just want the reaction.
>>705454877
Winrar
>>705454877
THANK YOU ANON I WILL SUCK YOU BENIS
Op is kill
i want to marry you
>>705454422
>>705454400
Sent both and she sent the whole shrek is love shrek is life copy pasta back...
>>705455069
Sweet, reroll
They call me Shrek because somebody once told me you got that dagobah swamp snatch
>>705455105
What's her kik lmfao
>>705455069
>>705455105
Seems fitting right now.
>>705455105
So what do I have to do to get you naked, all jokes aside? I'll do it. Whatever you want.
>>705455105
Now do this
>>705454877
I'm afraid this girl is also a /b/tard
>>705455306
Same
>>705455266
Here we go boys
>>705455266
WINRAR
Pls help
>>705455306
this
>>705455267
Lets go, OP! You got this!
>>705455407
Meet up with her
>>705455407
Bless your sole
>>705455517
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
>>705455176
reroll for Kek, our lord and savior.
>>705455407
It's over op, the best you could hope for now is to ask her to Pegg you :^
>>705455407
get pics sonnn
>>705455266
Holy shit is it re-railed?
>>705455517
rolling for this
>>705455517
Rolling
>>705455517
reroll
Nah, but i bet your pussy is
>>705455517
Yes
Can i at least tongue-punch your fart box?
>>705455517
Reroll
>>705455517
reply with this fam
>>705455736
reroll
>>705455615
No I hate puns, but I like you.
>>705455517
It still fits
>>705455884
Shameless reroll
>>705455517
Anon plz
Bless your sole
>>705455884
Rolling rolling rolling
>>705455736
Rolling
Bless your sole
>>705455517
Reroll
>>705456044
winrar
>>705456044
WINRAR
>if she's a femanon why not treat her like one
show her your fedora OP
>>705456044
winrar
Helping this anon get a reroll
>>705455615
Tell me, is it too much to ask for you to be Jas-mine?
>>705456044
Let's go
>>705456044
Win
>>705456044
Damn, got em.
Solid 7.214/10. The way you handle my crap is the wife material
i just want to fuck as many of your holes as possible
>>705456113
This
>>705455517
We can do it
>>705456138
Ok, this after sole blessing.
you think she knows how they make Mike and Ikes? I've been sucking them for hours and then all turn out to be little clear jellys after a little bit of time in my mouth.
delet this
>>705456044
Interesting
>>705456138
rolling
>>705456138
Reroll for actual compliment
>>705456094
Tits?
>>705456138
THIS
>>705456171
ROLLLING
>>705456138
Rolllll
>>705456332
reroll
>>705456281
Because I'm desperate for some pussy, gurl
>>705456138
This fits because of what she said
>>705456281
WE R LEGION GURL DATZ Y
>>705456138
Rollllllll
>>705456138
This
>>705456332
>>705456333
why do so many white girls seem to like black men?
For one thing, I've never seen an attractive black guy in my entire life. And I don't actually know any white girls that like black guys, or have been with black guys. It's a general consensus with all the girls I've known that black guys are completely unattractive.
They have ugly, primate-like facial features, with those fat ugly noses and elongated skulls. Their skin tone is extremely unattractive, and their skin tends to be oily with a bad smell. Their hair is fucking disgusting, that ugly sheep hair, and the way their body hair pills up has legit almost made me puke before. They sound HORRIBLE. The way they talk is such a massive turnoff I can't even explain. That ghetto, lazy, retarded way of talking makes my pussy shut like a steel trap. The music they listen to is garbage and a turnoff, if I'm ever with a guy and he starts playing some retarded mainstream rap I'm just giving up on the guy altogether. Their personality and the way they act, dress and carry themselves just baffles me, I honestly don't understand why people accept it, they're literal savage barbarians with ugly skin and shitty clothes.
I live in a pretty big city, and I RARELY see a black guy with a white girl, and the ONLY times I do see it is when the chick is either extremely trashy, extremely unattractive, or both..
>>705456281
Ya know how when you are a kid you be mean too the person you have a crush on........ Yeah
>>705456138
Rerollll
>>705456138
Rolly on my poley
>archenemy
>why are you being so nice
sounds like op is a faggot troll
>>705456494
roll
>>705456281
she seems cute
what does she look like?
any pics?
It's not me. It's me
>>705456138
rollin
>>705456281
Honestly? You got some great tits. How can I see them if I hate you?
>>705456138
fucking this, come on Op
>>705456443
WE WUZ KANGS (The wife material shit if dubs)
>>705456138
rollin 4 dis
I just really like you and I don't know how to handle it so I hid behind a casual yet vindictive demeanor and now I realize the errors of my ways and I'm just trying to figure out how to express .y feelings for you.
>>705456138
ROLLAND GAROS
>>705456503
>>705456503
THIS IS GOLD
>>705456577
Winrar
Im desperate for some average puss
>>705456577
Ding
>>705456624
Reroll cuz fuckin a op better share pussay
>>705456138
c'mon
>>705456544
wasted fucking dubs again
reroll this>>705456138
>>705456138
Rolling
>>705456577
Congratulations on the double digits my friend!
>>705456138
Rolling pin
F5
F5
F5
F5
F5
>>705456577
Is there an almost in there?
>>705456778
So your saying there's a chance...?
>>705456138
This after >>705456577
>>705456778
Send a picture of your tits op. And tell her it's her turn
>>705456778
>>705456817
So you're saying there's a chance?
At least use the right grammar faggot
>>705456778
Because they don't exist
>>705456778
>>705456503
Do it
>>705456778
Well, that's a dream thrown off the bucket list.
>>705456778
Would you at least fuck me with a strap-on?
>>705456778
Almost is how I was conceived there's hope yet.
>>705456494
rolling
>>705456778
Sry ment 2 send 2 my mum
>>705456889
Roll
>>705456778
tracer picture? what a waste of space you are
>>705456911
winrar
>>705456848
Rolling
>>705456880
roll
>>705456778
Link her to the thread.
Is there an almost in there?
>>705456911
WINN
>>705456859
Reroll
>>705451721
roll
>>705456911
Finally got dubs in this fucking thread Jesus.
>>705456911
Winrar
>>705456778
i would fuck you for a klondike bar
>>705456911
winner
>>705451721
rolling again
>>705456972
Rolling.
>>705456847
LMAO ROLL
>>705456880
Rollllll
>>705450286
Why did you need us?
Doing the laundry will surely get her pants off...
>>705456880
Roll
>>705456894
Roll for this.
>>705456778
Schwifty
>>705456911
Damn
MAKE NEW THREAD BEFORE BUMP LIMIT
I posted this on 4chan and all of my replies have been made by other people because I'm too much of a coward to talk to girls
>>705451721
roll?
>>705456894
Re roll
Suprise dick pic, she will never see it coming
>>705457213
Good, I love hate fucking
>>705457213
Implying I haven't already.
Bitch close a curtain once in a while.
>>705456778
Your existance is to serve as a slut to JOHN CENA
>>705456138
roll
What do you have against me?
>>705457213
Well how about that pussy?
>>705451721
ROLL PLS
Could i at least drink your urine directly from the source?
>>705457299
Too much sauce!!
>>705457295
Really a dick pic? Amatuer hour over here. What she needs is a butt sharpie
>>705457213
You show me yours ill show you mine ;)
>>705457213
k, you can keep your top on when we fuck
>>705457299
Winrar
>>705457213
darn gg op link to thread
>>705457213
how about a little bit of that anal cream for your asshole
>>705457213
SHOW ME YOUR TITS IM THE TITTY MONSTER HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
*cookie monster voice*
Sorry about that, I'm autistic - you're basically the only girl to have ever shown me any type of attention.
>>705457377
WINRARWINRARWINRAR
>>705457213
"do you want to see my meme cock? hehe xd"
If you have a way to put hehe xd up your shaft, do so.
If you posted >>705456138 before you would be fucking her tomorow, so now im rolling for >>705457209
Roses are red, violets are blue. We're having sex because I'm stronger than you
>>705457299
Winner
>inb4 dinosaur
>>705457299
WINAR
>>705457317
I want dirt OP
>>705457377
WINNARRRRRRRRR
Can you lick my cum off your tits?
>>705457434
Fucking cringe dude
>>705457213
I wanna fuck you with tabasco sauce as lube
>>705457377
WIN FUCKING RAR BOIZ
>>705457377
I WILL SHIT MYSELF IF HE DOES THIS
Well how about that pussy?
>>705457434
ROLL
>>705457213
fuck me silly and call me snoop dogg
>>705457213
"Let me be serious now, sorry: Can I invite you to a drink or two, maybe that'll change your mind about me"
Then dont arrive or let her pay by running away.
>>705457213
ok then, I'll show you my real cock
>>705457515
>>705457446
It's irrelevant now your ruining any chances we will possibly ever have
>>705457434
Rolling for this
>>705457597
Rerooll
>>705457465
Bump
"I fucked my dad yesterday. Let me show you his erotic dog-inspired positions. His fave is "the tublerer"
>most fucked up thing I could think of rn.
>>705450286
I apologize for what I did earlier, I wasn't thinking at all. I mean, what kind of idiot sends a dick pic out of the blue, for no reason?. I guess I was trying to hard, so let me start again.
Hi, my name is (op's name) and I really want something with you. Not only sex, but something meaningful. Something we can share for the rest of our lifes.
I love you babygirl.
>>705457434
Re roll
>>705457299
OP stop bothering yer mom in kik for fucks sake
>>705450286
Send this
>>705457677
WINNNNNERERRERERE
>>705457434
Rolling
my dick just die because of you, let me bury it in your ass
>>705457317
Roll this is the best we got besides hate fucking
>>705457684
this is GG op link to thread b4 fucking bump limit
>>705457684
You MUST give us her username.
>>705457743
rolling
>>705457677
Kek winrar. OP, you got a lot of demands now.
>>705457743
rolling for the lels
>>705457317
NOW IS THE PRESTINE MOMENT
>>705456894
Again
>>705457434
Reroll
>>705457684
yeah? well if i've never fucked then how does i can then how do i know how to how i how do i how can i how do i know what how
>>705457743
reroll
>>705457317
Good timing OP do it
>>705457677
THIS FAG IS WINRAR BOIS
>>705457684
just send random zalgo text
>>705457677
Follow this with a dick pic
>>705457743
kek roll
Didn't want to resort to this but how much could I pay you to change your mind?
>>705457213
Ill kill myself for you.
Ill kill you for myself.
>>705457743
kekrollercoaster
>>705457869
This
>>705457684
>>705457317
Please
>>705457743
rolling for this
"Rerollllll"
>>705457743
this is is playing hard to catch, roll
I want to lick your asshole. I can do it blindfolded if you are shy
>>705457935
YES
show her the thread Op!
>>705457684
How would you know? You are not Mama
>>705457914
Roll
>>705457993
Lol. This one
>>705457996
Fuckoff
>>705457935
Re
>>705457317
Pleasze
>>705457996
This
Tell her to send a picture of her toes
>>705458066
Winar
>>705457677
INTERESTING
>>705457317
Ugh it's never gonna happen
>>705457317
Dis
