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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS!
fuck off
>>705451477
ur not my real dad u cant tell me what to do!
>>705451477
You fuck off
>>705451405
I work for the CIA
>>705451728
It's not a secret.
For my niece's 11th bday I bought her about $300 worth of stuff from Victoria's Secret
>>705452285
> $300 worth of stuff from Victoria's Secret
Was it a bra, or a pair of panties?
I fuck my best friends fiancé more often that not
Spent the entire weekend at a hotel for uninterrupted fun
>no I don't feel bad
>I'm a horrible person, ect.
>zero fucks given
>>705451985
more pics you fuckin accessory to embezzlement
>>705452519
quite a few of each and some other stuff, as most of it it was all on sale. Was all stuff she picked out
>>705451985
>Rich and corrupt guy's nude daughter
Nice, thanks anon, gonna fap a lot to that
>>705452285
Jesus, you posted that in the last thread and nobody cared.
Stop wishing other people were as fuckin pathetic as you.
Go to sleep.
It's night night time.
>>705451985
Nice dude, look at her stretched out pooper.
>>705452876
Fuck off, maybe we didn't noticed it, last thread was very busy, I don't recall it from last one myself
>>705452876
Umad?
>>705452876
umad lol. you grumpy, you go to bed, kiddo
>>705451728
You work for the US military
the CIA is just where they've placed you because the information you have housed in your head is dangerous enough to pose a possible threat to public safety.
>>705453141
This is my response.
I have an incest fetish. I never want to have kids because I couldn't trust myself to not do anything or to have it subtly tarnish the parent-child relationship. To be clear: I'm not a pedo at all. 0% attracted to kids. However, the thought of having a daughter in her early 20s while I'm 50 or so...it's not something I trust myself to have and not ruin.
>>705451405
Am I the only one upset about how she ruined that book? I just hope it was shitty like a copy of twilight or something.
Dude just tell us the sick story, or don't
>>705451405
One time I was on a bus headed to a different state and saw a car accident where someone was at least maimed. Car hit the person so hard they slid fast enough to catch up with us as we sped by
>but only for a second.
>>705452285
Is this leading into a greentext or not?
>>705453229
>>705453141
I can't sleep at 2pm that's just absurd
>>705453280
then kill yourself because if that's how you feel about YOUR OWN you must not even give a shit about strangers.
Long story short
>I've put hidden cam in bathroom and recorded friend's gf peeing and undressing to take a shower
Listen while we share secrets. Later bros. Tell me what you think of my jam....
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K7xnDHrkL6
>>705453324
If you zoom in really far, you see it was actually a copy of Mein Kampf
>>705453708
I'm even more pissed, that's my favorite fucking book
>>705453599
everyone knows you fuckin retard
it's 2016 and you're no genius
she knew and let it happen because you're a loser and both her and your friend feel bad for you.
I want to die
>>705453588
What? Idk it's something I wish I didn't have. I realize it's a fucked up thing and except for brother-sister stuff or similar ages, a lot of it is based on grooming or immature parents/kids. I only fap to it every few sessions, not 100%.
>>705453492
>took her to mall for bday with some of her
>told her to get w/e she wanted for $300
>that's what she wanted
>it wasn't all lingerie, but mostly was
I know it's stuff her parent's wouldnt buy her but i dgaf and she wears it all the time so they must be ok with it or not know yet or something
>>705453915
y
>>705453693
We think you shouldn't advertise in a place we all come to not think about the bullshit that plagues the rest of society so we have to hide among fake and real pedos and an astounding number of homosexuals in order to just avoid someone trying to sell us some shit or talk about things we don't give a fuck about.
I'm on a first name basis with over 80 people who are directly involved in extortion, racketeering, human trafficking, or illegal imprisonment. Most separately from each other. None of them know that I know the extent of what they do, or that I am one of the people making things difficult for them.
>>705453841
Have you met the father?
Do you have a good relation with her parents?
How is her her father, close or distant?
Does she swallow?
Have you cum inside her?
>>705453841
What is her first name?
I have HIV, and cancer. Not sure if I'm going to heal these. I like both so much, because they cured me from suicidal thoughts, and it is even kinda peaceful and joyful to feel that I'm going to die soon. Or not. But, if not, it returns suicidal thoughts which are annoying, so better to assume that yes. It spares my effort. Also, AIDS is caused by HIV cancer, and the HIV itself is one of thousands absolutely harmless retroviruses.
>>705453915
then you are ready to live.
>>705453881
Top kek, why so mad?
Bruh, you just a huge d-bag. It's pretty sickening that you gleefully typed that shitty little secret of yours. You should stop congratulating yourself for being a sleeze ball. You should also be ashamed of yourself...but I know you're not. Hope your wiener falls off in the crapper bud.
Is the anon I was talking about roleplay with in the other thread still here?
Want to play anon?
>>705453922
don't matter
no excuse for fuckin kids
women have reasons for you to be attracted to them
children don't
its that simple
question it and watch yourself get knocked the fuck out by who you questioned.
>unless its here, where you're safe, on the internet
>stay inside
>you'll be ok
>>705454111
But everyone here now knows you're the guy who claimed to be from the CIA
>>705454168
Well, sorry that happened to you.
Good news is, you don't have to sit around and wait for the inevitable end that's sure to come for most of us within.....oh......lets say ten years....maybe a lil less.
That's why anti-cancer drugs are healing AIDS, the HIV just gets healed, and levels itself from uncontrollable canceric procreation, which overloads humans' immune system causing AIDS.
>>705454251
because I'm secretly the friend you're talking about and we want you to stop.
I've been fucked by 3 or 4 different dogs over the past few years.
Reposting from last thread in case anyone has some advice, also because I'm a fag and having nothing better to do:
I was recently diagnosed with chronic depression, and by what the shrink told me, I'm having an major depression episode. There's only one person that knows about it because I want everyone to leave me the fuck alone.
The worst part about it is that a few days after that a girl finally admitted that she likes me, and being the dumb piece of shit that I am I agreed to date her. I don't know what to fucking do.
Someone help me.
>>705454543
Nah. I don't work for the gov at all. I'm nobody important in the long run. Just trying to sleep better at night.
>>705454783
guy or girl?
>>705454357
I imagined you monologuing to the air
I keked
>>705454357
You started that little rant with Bruh and ended it with bud.
You're like "White trash: The person"
I want to watch my sister get fucked while she's unconscious
>>705454698
Lol, it's quite inprogressive. 10 years already gone since I had infected myself, and I can't feel any impact to health.
>>705454783
you male or female?
Were the dogs pros or did you have to teach them?
>>705454383
No.
>>705454357
>>705454423
Are you retarded? I'm not saying I actually want to fuck kids, you mong. I enjoy only mom-son or brother sister, all participants of age. It's the psychological thing, the taboo, that does it for me: the idea of perverting that familial love and affection into sex.
Let me be clear: I don't want kids not because I'd fuck them, but because I'm worried my fantasies involving families would make me an inappropriate parent. See the difference?
>>705454965
how can you watch while unconscious tho?
>>705453841
I know her, she goes to my grandaughter's school
Tearing up that pussy.
>truestory
>>705454700
No, they just gave you a curable strain and waited to see if you were one of the many that get worse when faced with impossible odds.
>>705455049
top kek
>>705451405
I want to fuck my friends mother so fucking bad. She is older but I don't give a fuck. She has giant tits.. Best part? I live with them but I know the bitch is crazy enough to tell everyone we fucked if we ever did.
>>705454931
>>705455009
It's a secrets thread, does it matter?
>Were the dogs pros or did you have to teach them?
They were just relatives' pets, I didn't have to "teach" anything just bent over, patted my ass and said "up" and they just figured it out.
>>705454783
If you're a guy, ew.
If you're a girl, ew....but....WHAT THE FUCK, WHY?
I wanna fuck my sister in-law
>>705451405
I'm an undercover deep cover assassin and I'm the president of a country that is the enemy of my home country. I'm assassinating this country slowly.
>>705455284
>>705454885
Well fuck em up worse if you can. None of that shit is ok.
We're all one species and these fuckin retards can't stop doing fucked up shit at every opportunity.
>>705455284
I have tried to kill myself three times. I tried to cut my wrists and bleed to death at age 18, tried to shoot myself but the gun jammed at 19, and tried to OD on OTC sleep aid in June at age 20. Im 21 now and its only a matter of time before I just get sick of it all and take a walk down to the rail bridge at the end of my street and just sit down and wait.
When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend. (yes I know I've posted this before but I dont have any other secrets really)
>>705455260
Does she want to fuck you?
>>705454965
dude, this is so easy. we can do it next week.
you get her unconcious with jager bombs or something, then I fuck her.
Win-WIn
>>705454979
Then you're HIVing wrong.
>>705455440
Never asked her
>>705455284
>undercover deep cover assassin
Yeah sure. Whatever you say.
>>705455433
Can't even properly kill yourself...what a faggot.
>>705455036
Nope.
I see, you thinkin bout fuckin kids...HYPOTHETICALLY.
Which still translates to
you wanna fuck kids
which means
>YOU'RE JUST A FUCKIN PEDO THAT HASN'T PEDOED YET
>>705454839
Calm down. Take a deep breath. Meditate. Whatever you can do to clear your mind. From my experience things like that can really help depression. I understand what chronic means. But! Companionship helps. I've only recently started doing better now that Im with my current SO. Just don't over think anything and let it happen.
>>705455154
Same here except we don't live together and her husband would pistol whip me to death.
>>705454824
you could make a nice living from turning out a whore like that.
>>705455260
Then you're participating in your own cuckery at the hands of your own kin.
>You impossibly retarded sack of shit.
>>705455455
Do you live anywhere near Houston or Texas?
Ever since I was 16 I occaisonally fuck escorts.
If I'm ever single, sometimes I just find it such a hassle to "woo" women into the bedroom, and then there's the complications if they wanted something more than a one night stand blah blah blah.
So I pay for a high end escort tog get my rocks off when I'm in a really dry spell and literally only desire sex from someone.
I've not once had a bad experience with the exception of some very rare times where the escorts are completely unenthusiastic.
I'm not unnattractive, I'm not socially awkward, quote the contrary actually; sometimes I just want to fuck immediately and be lazy about it.
It actually greatly improves motivation in my opinion, you stop wasting so much time on trying to make no-commitment connections work.
The icing on the cake is you can select what ethnicity, shape etc of woman you want to have sex with. Which is awesome when you have a craving to fuck a ginger irish girl, or a spanish girl with a booty, or a petite little asian.
>>705453841
>>705454824
>>705451985
She has such a nice body
Do you plan on something serious with her or just using as cum bucket?
Given that you show her nudes makes me thing you don't plan on staying with her
>>705455626
Me: I don't want kids because I'm worried they'll find out I'm into incest, or I might make a move when they're old enough.
You: You wanna fuck kids.
That's not what I'm saying, you dunce. Next time you jack off, do us all a favor and put a piece of sandpaper in your palm so you can peel your worthless cock like a carrot.
>>705455433
Why?
With the way your last three attempts went the train would just derail.
>>705455467
It is not, I got some cancer since then, which can witness immune system weakness, and expirienced some herpes attacks. It is just not too agressive, I think I could have this without HIV.
>>705455988
Just stop replying to him, he's just baiting you
>>705455434
You better find some quick, that'll be an awkward game of truth or dare if you're ever drunk and around friends.
i helped my ex gf to have sex with a friends dog
My ex broke up with me 2 years ago. I haven't felt the same since. I tell myself I'm over it but I don't go anywhere around my home town besides work because I'm afraid to see her with someone else. I've tried talking to people about it but nobody cares.
>>705455904
ability to choose exactly what you want is the only reason i even do escorts. I live where it's 90% white and I need variety sometimes. I go to vegas at least twice a year and I usually get my fix.
I miss him so much. I've been seeing guys and having sex with them, but I don't feel anything. I don't want anyone to touch me now.
>>705456061
Jesus, how many fuckin things did you contract?
Masturbation ruined my life. I first got addicted to masturbation when I was 10 years old after an encounter with an electric massager. It gave me abnormally powerful orgasms which can not be produce by natural means. The reason it ruined my life is because I developed an auto immune disease similar to rheumatoid arthritis which made my lower spine and hips become inflamed to the point where it was too painful to walk and caused me to miss school for weeks and sometimes months. Do not massage a person with rheumatoid arthritis or they could become inflamed and don't let your children play with electric massagers unsupervised if your not completely sure they do not have a genetic disposition for rheumatoid arthritis or similar illnesses. I eventually dropped out of high school due to sex addiction and the shame involved with this painful --yet pleasurable-- deep dark secret.
>>705455831
I can be there in 4 hours.
even better
I've cheated on my gf with my ex whos still my friend. My gf hates her and it's the only girl she ever gets jealous about
Im cheating just with that girl she gets jealous of her sending a message, she gets mad at glancing at my phone that I got a message from her and I make her feel bad about getting jealous and not trusting me
>>705455988
You wanna fuck kids.
>I'm done.
Who would fuck her
>>705456101
it was several years ago, id be fine telling people now
>>705456184
Agree, it's a big compelling factor for me too.
It's great to get exotic some times with lovers
>>705451405
I really wish I could blow myself but I'm way to fat
>>705455434
Oh shit, my bad I'm assuming you have friends.
>>705455904
this.
exactly this.
>>705456216
Did not got phthisis yet (the dream from my childhood).
>>705456333
Trust me, other people will not take it fine
>>705456322
idk
can you post another picture
this one isn't close enough to her face
>>705456257
That'd be great! You have a kik so we can go over shit? Mines is bi_lateral
>>705456348
Indeed. Even their accents make it so much better
>>705456383
Which is for the best, because if you didn't have to get up to go live life and try to not be a fuckin loser and maybe get a girl to not vomit when she looks at you, you'd just get fatter.
>>705456445
the people I would possibly tell it to wouldnt give a fuck
>>705456444
I don't even know what the fuck that is
but it sounds bad.
>>705451405
when i was 17 i "dated" a girl 2 years younger than me for 2 years online, made her fall in love with me while all i wanted were nudes n shit.
>>705456333
sure
until you're not
>>705456613
Lol
>>705456233
I have no evidence that masturbation caused my illness to manifest itself -- just a suspicion.
>>705456678
Well that's a shitty secret...
I have atrial fibrillation.
>>705456677
Tuberculosis, is was fashionable in early XX century.
>>705455976
She's a very sweet girl and I do plan on staying with her, but given her history it can be difficult at times.
And yeah I share her nudes online but that's just because I like to show her off.
>>705456796
Is it? the girl has trust issues now and completely fucked up with anything relationship wise.
I feel guilty but like that nothing came back to me, young girls are so easy to manipulate i guess.
I was bitten by a radioactive spider . . . it didn't give me super powers -- just cancer.
my russian imageboard 2ch.hk has dead
>>705457146
It was dead since 2007.
i dont seed my torrents
>>705457253
You goddamn monster.
>>705456952
I have to be honest. This was just misinformation, so that no one will believe my earlier posts.
>>705451405
i say im single but i have one dude who asked me out and ignored me after i gave up on the other dude who asked me out and ignored me and this other guy thinks we might be dating but he tries to make me seem like a prick every second
About 45 minutes after I poop, my butt starts feeling slimey and itchy. When I wipe, it's partially poop and partially a fishy smell. Do I have hemmoroids or possibly something worse? Usually a little bit of blood when I wipe also
I fantasize about having sex with my teenage stepdaughter all the time
>>705457540
Worms.
Don't freak out, it's more common than you'd ever know and it's not that bad.
Go get it treated.
>>705455433
you were destined to live if you've survived two, so you're a faggot if you kill yourself
I Think JoJo Is Trash.
bump
>>705455433
Maybe you aren't destined to die for another 10 or something years!!! You ever thought about that? Maybe you should try to get into show business as the incredible man who can not die!!! Your show will consist of complicated death traps that for some reason always fuck up and don't kill you.
>>705455697
Putting aside the SO joke, I only wish it was that easy to get over it.
>>705454111
Cop trips
>>705451405
I forced myself onto my 9yo daughter and she still hasnt said anything and no one has found out
>>705459075
what exactly happened?
>>705459277
Dubs demands
If i had a dick I would probably be a rapist.
I want to fuck a 500 pound hambeast.
>>705459947
why havent u?
>>705459277
>be me
>alone with daughter
>watching football
>daddy can I play in backyard
>sure just don't get dirty
>she comes back a while later
>covered in dirt
>I'm sowwey daddy
>fuck now I'm gonna miss the game to wash her
>take her to bathroom
>get her undressed and give her a quick bath
>fondling her as I bathe her
>wrap her in towel and take her to her room
>start to get aroused at her cute naked body
>wtf am I thinking
>baby we are gonna play a game
>plan daddy
>start to finger her little pussy
>that feels funny daddy
>it's ok it's gonna feel a lot better
>whip out dick
>that's your pee pee daddy
>tell her to touch it
>she grabs it and it makes me insta-diamonds
>you can lick it if you want
>really daddy?
>she goes for a lick and starts sucking the head
>holyshitballsbatman.jpn
>ready for the fun part?
>what is it daddy?
>tell her to lay down
>spread her legs and I go down on her
>stop daddy it feels weird stop
>keep going
>she's going crazy
>I stop and get on top of her and start rubbing my cock on her clit
>she's frozen and quiet
>this is between us, our secret and no one can know
>she stares and nods at me
>start to slowly slide in the head into your tight snatch
>I stop at to tip
>Holy shit almost forgot something
>I get up and walk the dinosaur
I'm kind of a pedophile
>>705460240
Because i do not live in America. Hambeasts are pretty rare here. Hambeasts with a pretty face and proper hygiene are basically non-existent.
Sexual played with my cousin, she was 4 I was 15
>>705460482
being 11yo and liking other 11yos doesnt make u a pedo
>>705456858
post her asshole
>>705458652
Get out.
>>705451405
I've been jerking off in my sisters underwear for over a decade now
>>705461176
im sorry
>>705460482
Kind of how? What do you mean by kind of?
>>705460289
cool... (by cool I mean saw the last sentence and didn't bother to read another shitty greentext with obvious bait&switch ending)
You can go back to the website you came from now that you got your response.
>I drank my sister's piss when I was small.
When I was small, I went on a hiking trip with my family and older sister by one year. I was probably 12 at the time and I got lost with my sister because I was distracted. We were probably lost for a good 4 hours, just walking randomly in every direction. I honestly thought we were going to die and I was thirsty as fuck. My sister had to go pee so I put two and two together and ended up letting her piss in my mouth because I was so thirsty. I think two hours later our parents found us and I started crying because I drank piss for nothing.
>>705451405
I'm still very much in love with my ex girlfriend, every time I hear about her and the other man she's with I die a little more on the inside. Not much is left guys. Not much is left.
Pic related, me and her during the good times.
>>705462394
Is her boyfriend a black Chad?
>>705461708
hebephilia
>>705462394
>>705462491
This.
You look like a guy who would get off on being cuck'ed tbh...
>>705462491
Fuck no, she's racist as fuck. No way in hell she'd ever date/fuck a black guy.
>>705462501
Youngest you like?
>>705462958
Why did she dump you?
>>705463186
I told her I had a scat fetish as a joke and she left me.
>>705463415
Welp that explains everything
>>705451405
I took a cookie out of the cookie jar...
>>705463080
mmhh... around 11 i think. more than an specific age it's when they start to get "curvy" but there's not actual boobs. also their body proportions are different, like more cloe tcloseo an adult person but cuter. i don't know how to explain it.
I'm into adults as well.
sorry if this makes you uncomfortable I'm not trying to be creepy just to explain myself
>>705463415
...........u idiot. and why didnt you just play it off as a joke?
>>705455209
>>705455209
did you stroke your dick while getting fucked by them?
>>705463186
The other poster isn't me, I broke up with her because she would allow other dudes to send her dick pics. I'm sure she was sleeping around too but I don't have any proof. She allowed guys to say things/do things that a woman in a 5 year committed relationship shouldn't ever allow.
I'm attracted to my friends loli sister who has a crush on me.
>>705463901
Fair enough. Also the age when they can actually take a cock. Despite what the loli threads might suggest, that's not generally possible at all ages!
Any rl experience? Any girl in particular in mind?
>>705464101
How old is loli sister? Does she sit on your lap and stuff?
>>705464175
She's 11, and she has sat on my lap. She also made me tickle her feet, and Wrestle her. Super fun
When my nephews (7 &9yo) stay with me, I let them shower with me and my gf. Their parents are conservative godfags who shelter them. Pretty sure she is the only naked girl they've ever seen, and it's good for them to experience reality imo
I sucked my 14 yo. neighbor while we were both drunk. There were 4 of us on the bed. All too drunk + sleeping to get roused by anything. I'm 21.
I kinda want to die not because I'm depressed it's just that no matter what I do short of going on a killing spree I will never matter in this world and nothing I do will either i am just a cog in the machine and not even an impressive one
>>705464482
how old were u?
I want to roofie myself at a party but I dont know what to use and not die
I've had sex with 8 of my fiance's friends. None of them know about each other (as far as I know) and they were all around the same time frame. I just happened to pick her.
>>705464806
so was he awake or not?
>>705464459
still gettin it done anon, doing gods work
>>705464914
He was sleeping. Everyone was. Even the people sleeping on the floor.
I've molested my younger cousin since she was 8 or 9 years old, she's now 18. I'm now 30. We got drunk while my girlfriend was away for the weekend. I got her to show me her tits, I played with her pussy, made her cum. I tried to cum myself, but being drunk as fuck it wasn't going to happen. We then later talked about FWB on the side (obv without our family knowing) but nothing has come of that yet.
Pic related, its her ass. She sent me the picture once we had agreed to by FWB.
>>705465111
Another pic
>>705464984
younger one stayed with me this weekend, could tell he was disappointed my gf was out of town
>>705464119
nope. i don't want to go to jail anon. like an example of the kind of girls i like? maddie ziegler
>>705451405
tried to get raped, went jogging to a forrest-type place, late at night,dressed super slutty.
only a few other joggers there though, only got long lingering looks and one guy jogged behind me for a long time
I'm a police officer in training :(
>>705465236
you should let him suck your dick.
>>705465248
I've thought about doing this but im too chicken that I'll get murdered too
>>705465362
would make a much better story but i dont see it happening, sry
>>705465370
i've only done it once so far.
it was super scary and at the same time i was extremely aroused. i really enjoyed the guy who kept running behind me for a long time, i mean he easily caught up with me, slowed down and after he had watched for long enough easily ran past me
>>705465507
you must be ugly for him not to rape you.
>>705465628
well, he didn't see my face so not sure about that. i'm not the fittest though but i do exercise a few times a week so i'm not out of shape or fat.
he might just not have been a rapist.
I don't know how to green text.
>>705454423
Get off /b/ fucking nigger.
Go hang with your other normalfags.
>>705451985
I just saw this pic posted in another thread. Good try, dude.
>>705465795
>>this
Boston Marathon
>>705465920
tokyo Olympics
>>705465876
>>Is this green?
>>705464389
elaborate (story. does she have cute feet?) . does your friend know? would you go further?
>>705465866
That was me. Same room.
>>705465507
Yeah, turns out most dudes aren't rapists. Feminism lied to you.
>>705465972
Atlantis
>>705466066
ofcourse they aren't, still had to try it.
>>705466066
and most rapists are looking for something specific, not just a random jogger
>>705466132
Valhalla
>>705465370
Yeah the sort of guy who would rape a passing stranger on the street is more likely to murder you than your average date rapist.
>>705466132
Alderaan
>>705451405
I stole a Doctor Who sticker book from my schools book sale when I was 9.
I don't know if I married the right person.
>>705465070
>He was sleeping
No, he obviously wasn't.
You don't get your cock sucked and stay asleep.
Whatever convenient turning over he did to expose his dick to you was entirely deliberate. KNOW THIS.
I assume you're a guy?
Did anything like it happen again?
I'm fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister
>>705466238
Heaven
>>705466175
Like how I find women who look like the girl who cucked me with my friend and who i would routinely sexually assault in her sleep so I can live out my rape fantasies.
I doubt miss jogger here looks like her though.
>>705466300
your dad
>>705466293
lies mother yucker
>>705465238
Jail is bad.
Ever seen any pics or vids you shouldn't have seen?
i lie on the internet.
i also love black people.
best people to socialize with.
>>705465695
post pics, obv.
>>705466386
Your Mom
>>705466397
fortunately not
>>705466268
Did they have an identical twin?
>>705466460
hillary
I'm joining FaZe as an editor most likely by this October. Very excited.
>>705451405
I'm the guy that never (I repeat: "NEVER!") uploaded any nude, porn, or otherwise immoral pic/vid on 4chan.
>>705454965
Weren't you in this thread before and you said you had a couple of guy's interested?
>>705466199
Imagination Land
>>705465695
Lies,you got raped
Almost every single one of my friends is a complete libcuck and I attract nothing but those types, right down to tinder matches, as well as hippie namaste yoga types who go to India to help starving kids.
I don't speak about politics and really hold back on my opinions and such. In reality, I'm pretty conservative. I dislike several demographics, think welfare is a curse, hate dindus, think Israel is illegitimate, fucking loathe mudslimes for the most part, think said hippie types are fucking annoying, hope trump makes president so I can see Murica become a laughing stock, hope the far right takes over europe again and think Africa should be left to its own devices to either starve or make something of itself.
But nobody knows. they see a really polite and down to earth amiable face. Inside, I'm everything they hate and work against.
>>705455433
I have tried three times too. First time I tried to OD but part way thought I convinced myself I could try to be happy. The second time I tried suffocation. And the third time I tried to fall asleep in my car with the exact shit set up but my battery died. Anon we are in the same boat. Atleast you know you arnt alone. It makes me happy that Im not either. It'll be okay Anon. Maybe life has something for us
>>705466293
nice, how often do you fuck?
>>705466840
6 times a day.
>>705466698
man you must think you're the most badass muthafucka ever. Sitting in broad daylight looking so pleasant, when deep down you're incredibly ignorant and can't realize that every person on this planet deserves love and respect.
>>705466840
couple times a week at least
>>705466706
>...Maybe life has something for us
No.
kys
>>705456208
Are you my ex?
>>705466930
>man you must think you're the most badass muthafucka ever.
I do! for many reason.
>every person on this planet deserves love and respect.
Including Hitlers, rapists, child molesters, wifebeaters and the like? But aren't people constantly using them as a bad example to push their agendas?
>>705467040
I'm sure you've got lots of awesome reasons.
Yes they all deserved love and respect, and the reason the vast majority of them turned out the way they did is because they got treated like shit #breakthecycle
we live in a simulation.
>>705467170
lol don't fuck with me like that anon. that shit scares me for real
>>705466282
I'm pretty sure he was sleeping. He was drunk. He didn't expose himself. He was just lying on the bed normally. I just fondled him a little bit to test the waters and then sucked him after a few minutes.
Not with him. His brother? Lots of times.
>>705466448
naah, you wouldn't want to see me anyways. just a crossdresser
>>705466670
i fantasize that i did, but sadly no
I clogged the toilet and lied saying it wasn't me. My older brother got the blame and had to unclog it, I'm sorry robby.
>>705467260
there's different levels of simulations.
we dont know at what level we are.
>>705467284
God will judge your soul and find it wanting, friend.
>>705467382
gtfo with that shit
>>705467347
Yeah that's true, but what is a simulation than just another version of reality, just expressed through computer programming? And isn't our entire perception of what we consider 'life' just pre-programmed by our biology?
>>705456208
Kind of sounds like my ex too. Recently broke up with her back in May. I dont think she ever browsed 4chan though so no luck for me here.
>>705451405
I have areally fucked up cock, and its very hard for me to get laid because of it.
>>705467138
If I could weaponize your naivete, I could achieve world domination overnight!
>>705467646
fine, ill take the bait.
post it faggot. we need to see it.
>>705451405
>WE HA SECR ALL VE ETS
Bitch, learn how to spell.
silk boxers reporting in, last week at this place coming up so far 2/3 jobs where I've gotten my cock worked on, these two in particular are essentially ravenous cock hungry and insatiable,for the first time in a long time my cock was aching over the weekend. Its a good feeling
>>705467030
I've tried
My job finds me in people's homes regularly (kind of like a cable guy) and I steal used panties from hampers or laundry rooms regularly. They are usually teen panties, and I jerk off smelling the stink for a good month before finally just cumming all over where the pussy stains are. I probably steal one pair a month. I keep the panties as long as they smell like pussy. No sense in stealing clean pairs.
>>705467437
Jesus may love you but no one else does.
>>705468870
not even jesus loves you
>>705460289
I came. Joke's on you.
>>705452684
>Best friend
>Fucked his fiancé
Pick one. He's not your best friend dumb ass.
There's a girl no older than 12 that comes out to the park near my apartment late at night every other night. She would go there, stay for about a minute, and leave. Turns out there is a Pokestop there and she sneaks out to play sometimes.
One night I wore a mask waited for her to come out, held her up at gun point, dragged her to the bushes nearby, forced her to strip, and rubbed my cock on her face until I came. Then I took her clothes and ran off. Threw the clothes in a nearby garbage can and went straight to the bar for the night.
They still haven't found me.
>>705469924
well that was a bit of a waste, if you had a condom you could have fucked her without risking being caught from the dna
>>705470420
I wasn't going to whip my cock out at all, but when she was whimpering and taking her clothes off with shaky hands, my wang was diamonds, so I had to unleash the dragon.
Not that they would find me anyway, but if that bitch was smart she would save some of the cum on her face for the cops instead of taking the longest shower of her life.
I'm a member of the alt-right.
>>705471118
KYS!!!!
>>705471283
lol, 4 posts up someone confessed to raping a child, but a Trump supporter should kill himself.
I hate black men.
I hate white women.
But, I love blacked.com.
I currently am intimately involved with four women: my wife, my best friend (known each other since middle school), another friend (since high school), chick at work (19, I'm 25). Problem is, I am currently fucking a milf, my wife's aunt, AND my boss. I don't know if I should continue with this pattern; starting to wear me down badly....
>>705471376
well this is 4chan I'm not sure what else you came here looking for... As it says at the top: everything posted here is a work of fiction, only a fool would take the stories posted as fact
>>705470938
true, you really dodged a bullet there, if they havent found you yet i bet you're safe.
