Alright since OP was a faggot last thread, trips decide what I do. Can be anything. Trips because I'll actually deliver. Just really bored
If you arent cut, cut off your foreskin. If you are cut, cut off your toe.
Inject your dick with coca cola
Rip off all toenails
Kill yourself
masturbate with the hottest hot sauce you can get
Call dominoes and order a none pizza with left beef
Fit a penny in your dickhole
Suck your own dick covered in siracha
>>705401879
Fuck your sister or daughter and post it
>>705401879
Put your dick in a glass of warm water.
Smile for me :)
shove a couple pencils in your urethra
Put your dick in a hotdog bun and cover it with salsa or mayonnaise
>>705404767
reroll
>>705404767
rereroll
quit 4chan foever
>>705404911
911 close enough
reroll
>>705404260
reroll
Show me a Mr. Skeltal meme spookier than mine
Triple threes say cover your dick in toothpaste
>>705405308
TOOTHPASTE
>>705404767
reroll
>>705405290
Roll
reroll
Eat your own shit.
Post below this should be done
>>705405391
Reroll
>>705405502
Rereroll
go to bed
>>705405290
roll
Cut off big toe, fry it up, and eat it
go to bed and get a good night sleep. Next morning start getting your life together
stuff paper up your ass
>>705405602
Rerereroll
Post your real address
Checkem.
Cover your dick in toothpaste you fucking fag
watch paul blart mall cop 10 times, then write a essay about how much you love it
show belly button then go to bed
>>705405702
Rererereroll
>>705405702
Rererereroll
>>705405768
>>705405851
Rerererereroll
Brush your teeth with your own cum
Eat your cum. Video tape it.
>>705405998
Rererererereroll
cover yourself in chocolate and mustard
if you don't have both then use the one you have
if you don't have enough to cover whole body then only dick
then put it in a bag of rice
>>705405308
Dick in toothpaste
>>705405894
Shoop?
>>705406076
Rerererererereroll
Tell your mom you wanna suck her titties. Post results.
>>705406256
Roll
Grab a sewing needle and pierce your dick
Eat shit
>>705406458
Reroll
Stick a bottle of hot sauce in your ass and do a barrel roll
>>705401879
Vote for Hillary Clinton
>>705401879
Ok op, only if trips appears... YOU MUST LICK YOUR OWN BALLS, AND SHOW US A PICTURE. THEN WE´LL MANAGE TO DO SOME PAINT SAFEPORN
go to craigslist and find the closest m2m connecton. get him to shove a zucchini up your ass
>>705404578
Kill yourself fag
>>705406634
roll
>>705406458
Rollin
>>705406617
roll
Several sharpies in pooper
>>705406458
reroll
>>705406458
Rerereroll.jpg
Fuck the first thing to your right
>>705406915
Reroll
Commit a mass shooting
put finger in butt, put finger in eye, proceed until pink eye occurs
>>705405290
Dude give a warning before posting shit like that. Jesus spooked the shit out of me, what is wrong with you?
Give me all of the money in your bank account, no questions asked.
>>705407185
Re-roll.
Cover your dick in toothpaste and jack off
>>705407218
Re-re-roll.
>>705407185
You should probably give info if you're gonna post that
commit a mass murder targeting only black people.
>>705407185
> implying he has money and doesn't live with his parents
>>705406421
Roll
Read Stoner by John Williams
>>705401879
Hammer a tack through your finger nail.
cut off nipple
>>705406256
Roll
>>705401879
Remove all eyelashes
Ask sister or mom for nudes
>>705407543
>>705407543
Rerool
just kill yourself
Drive around throwing random objects at people. If no car, run around doing the same.
>>705406617
rollin
>>705407543
rolling
>>705407667
Roll
>>705405290
>>705407130
Yeah ive been on fourchan for 14 years and thats the most fucked up scary shit ive seen
>>705407745
Pls
>>705407543
this
>>705407185
What if the question is what's ur account number dumbass
>>705407667
Rolling for this
>>705407130
>>705407775
Disheartening
Send your mother a very lewd sext.
Rub your belly and pat your head at the same time
>>705407897
THIS, ROLL
>>705407902
Rororoll
>>705407897
Roll
>>705407956
Come the fuck on reroll
>>705407667
This one
>>705401879
Prank call the FBI
>>705408004
So close yet so far
>>705408004
ffffuuuuuuuuu
Send this to someone you care about and do not explain
>I would tell you to kill yourself but would you be able to do it? How about hanging yourself? There isn't a rope strong enough to support your weight. Bullet through your brain? Your hand needs to reach your head before you pull the trigger. Drug overdose? It's impossible to get enough pills to give a fat fuck like you a normal dose let alone an overdose. Jumping off of a building? The elevator has a weight limit and you sure as hell can't climb those stairs. In that case how about a bridge instead? Just jump off and drown. It's too bad grease floats on water. Your last option is to light yourself on fire. Luckily fat happens to be great fuel. Now you can finally burn off all of those calories.
Took this one a few hours ago. YW. Yes it was even better in person staring at her godly ass in those shorts.
Cut off your dick and mail it to a coworker, if NEET then fuck you, eat it.
Send a dick pic to everyone on your phone
get your mom to give you the succ
wear red lipstick, nipple clamps, and cat ears in the rest of your social media profile pics for the rest of your life
>>705401879
Hey that's a rough rider single action 22lr revolver! I got me one dems
Read Communist Manifesto
>>705408122
reroll
Post a pretty picture of your eyes
>>705408072
This but send it to everyone
Send your aunt a naughty sext
Roll
>>705408024
Rollllll
put your dick into a bean bag chair
>>705408217
Rolllll
buy Mein Kampf online
Face your greatest fear
>>705408217
Rol
>>705408223
I was so close
start a riot
eat your moms poon out
>>705408237
Moar roll
Go to the prom in whiteface
tell yourself that you are a beautiful person and deserve love
kill yourself
Do a barrel roll.
drill on peanur
>>705408217
Rollibg for this
pierce your ear with a steak knife
inject mountain dew into your pee hole
die
>>705405663
Roll
Get everything you ever wanted
eat a mayo and banana sandwhich
bathe in your own feces
go to subway and order a sub with everything on it. post pics
>>705408463
rererrerereroll
go stare into the sun for 2 minutes
>>705408217
rll
>>705408501
Reroll
Love someone
kys
Take a bath with the toaster
Kill satan
ask your mother how to masturbate
Clip your toe nails, sprinkle them on a cracker, drench in Tabasco sauce, then crumble them over your wide open eyeballs.
>>705408223
Roll
shave off all hair
>>705408527
Roll
never go on 4chan again
Free yourself of dubs/trips/quads post requests forever
try to widen your pisshole with a boxcutter
make a time capsule filled to the brim with pictures of you dressed as a smutty mlp
Capture any small insect and force it into urethra
>>705408217
trips get
have a wonderful day
Shave one eyebrow off
Post a pic of your drivers license. No censoring.
win the lottery
break your arm
>>705408527
Roll for this
>>705406458
ROll
>>705406055
Roll
go to bed
open fire on a BLM protest
eat something you really like
Brush your teeth for five minutes straight
Send dick pic to sister, post result
hotsauce inside anus
SHAVE OFF EYELASHES FAGGOT
EYELASHES NOT EYEBROWS
Pierce your nipples
Try to fuck your sister or your mom
>>705401879
Never browse 4chan ever again.
faggot.
>>705401879
masturbate with Vick's Vapor Rub.
>>705408527
Check em
Can of coke in the microwave
>>705408905
rol l
ask your dad if hes into anal
cut off your dick and make it into a hot dog and eat it
>>705408901
rollin
Jump into traffic.
>>705401879
Call your mom, tell her you love her.
Call your dad, tell him to fuck himself.
>>705408932
Rolling for this
clip off your left nip with nail clipper and pickle it
destroy your computer
Drink a liter of water in under a minute
>>705408999
HOLY SHIT YES
>>705408999
WINRAR
WINRAR
Lay your testicles on a counter and hit them about 3 times with a hammer.
>>705408999
Knew it /b/ros
Staple your grundle
>>705408999
winrar
>>705408999
winrar
faggot
use your foreskin as a substitute for ham in a ham sandwich
>>705401879
halp us beat dank souls!
>>705408947
>>705408999
WINRAR
>>705408999
WINRAR
>>705408999
WINRAR
>>705408999
winrar
>>705409111
checked.
>>705408999
Win
>>705408999
do this post audio
>>705408999
Cmon OP.
>>705408892
Roll but if not sister closest female relative
>>705408999
worst trips ever
>>705408999
Deliver OP, don't be a fgt
>>705408999
Op here, fucking finally. Just figuring out how to record gimme 5 min
>>705408999
roll
>>705404767
fucking always, too late..,
>>705409308
BETTER DELIVERY FAST
THREAD IS DEAD SOON
>>705409363
what are you, fucking gay?
>>705409308
We expect you to say "I love you mom" in a sexual way.
>>705409481
Meme spouting cuntlord
>>705409308
Op will not deliver
>>705409481
yes
Sent from my PS2.
>>705407775
WINRAR
>>705406617
Si / des...fu, Anon.
Fun fact: the people who roll after the win are the real faggots
>>705410004
This fact was indeed fun, thx anon
>>705409667
counting on you anon
>>705410004
>bait
>>705408072
Bump
Eat shit
>>705406663
dem trips doe
Post your full name , house address, social security and credit card numbers
>>705410309
kys fgt
Do nothing and change the requirement to dubs.
>>705410388
Reroll
>>705410523
after you my friend
Hurry up op
Do it, op.
OP will surely deliver.
