Dogeanon here. Get ready, o champions of the Sun. Praise be! I've completely revamped my game to make it more complex to keep people's interest longer so we can complete more games.
RULES:
General:
1. If three users post "skip" consecutively three times, we move onto the next boss. This may only be used once. Boss 20 cannot be skipped.
2. If a Skip is issued, we will hold a poll to vote on its finality, timing subject to OP.
3. Posts that meet or exceed the values needed to satisfy a requirement of the boss still count. For instance, rolling dubs while also counting to 3 successfully.
4. OPs posts do not count unless otherwise specified or overridden by OP.
5. Gets after a boss is defeated that would apply to the next boss are NOT counted. (i.e., trips is rolled after boss A is killed, and boss B requires trips - this would not count)
6. Praise the Sun!
Optional Encounters:
1. If certain hidden requirements are met, I will post optional bosses (or invaders).
2. The optional bosses will grant you benefits for your journey, while the invaders only serve to hinder them.
3. Optional bosses can be skipped at any time free of charge if 3 posters post "Skip" consecutively.
4. Invaders cannot be skipped.
Counting:
1. Only counts arabic numerals.
2. Text/foreign spellings of numbers do not count.
3. More than one number in a single message invalidates the whole post as a count post. Only single digits.
4. Pictures do not count.
5. Non-count messages do not interrupt count messages.
6. Post numbers do not count toward the message content.
7. Fractions do not count.
8. Deleting posts afterward to make a successful count will be accepted.
There's twenty-six bosses and dozens of you. Let's get started.
>>705408947
Rolling to slay the beast!
>>705408947
I stab it in the butt.
>>705408947
Live long and prosper
PRAISE THE SUN
rolling!
bring it google
Some of you may remember me from the other times I host this thread.
Here's based doge Hazel. I noticed the winning roll, will be posting next boss soon.
>>705409601
WINNER!
Nicely done champions of the sun. However, this boss is just a tutorial. Let's move on.
>>705409740
penis
>>705409740
easy, just roll around the fuckers legs
>>705409740
pen15
he's goin down
>>705409740
PRAISE IT I SAY
>>705409740
>climbs tower
>plunging attack
>rinse and repeat
>>705409819
WIN RAR
>>705409819
I guess it was easy after all!
>>705409899
Overkill!
Alright, moving on to boss 3.
>>705409986
garfield
>>705409986
Slay the beasts!
>>705409986
I got this get for your late doge
>>705409986
Niggers
>>705409986
ok i got dis 1
>>705409986
Let us join in Jolly Cooperation!
>>705410188
Using up your dubs too early anon. Hold back for the harder bosses!
nerf dark sword from
>>705409986
DIC
Times up Bell Gargoyles!
>>705409986
Roll!
>>705410327
Winrar
>>705409986
Here's a kill without a summons 5 get
>>705409986
PUT EM' UP
>>705410233
says you!
>>705410275
>>705410327
winrar
>>705410275
>>705410327
back to back with. gargoyles confirmed bitch boiz
>>705410275
>>705410327
Well done champions!
I think it's time we increase the difficulty a bit.
>>705410327
just need a 1
>>705410497
Fuck him and his dogs with these dubs
Buds
>>705410497
Praisin ain,t easy
>>705410497
easy we just got 2 dubs on the last boss
>>705410497
Ez
>>705410497
bring it, kennelmaster
>>705410497
This nigger is easy. It's his dogs that are little shits
>>705410497
I summon Saitama to beat the shit of that demon
>>705410497
KILL IT!
suds
>>705410497
I,m out of estus! KAMIKAZE!
>>705410497
lets go
>>705410590
Optional boss 1 has been unlocked. Will come later.
>>705410497
lil BEACH
>>705410275
We killed it yay
>>705410497
good game anon
>>705410497
yo just jump on him over and over
>>705410497
>>705409986
Rolling.
>>705410716
For real?
Aww yea.
>>705410497
Delivered
>>705410832
naw man gotta just roll all over the shit.
dem fucking doggos tho.
>>705410911
Winrar
DIC
>>705410911
911 was an inside j...o hey dubs
>>705410911
Fuggye
>>705410911
WIN RAR
>>705410911
Dubs got!
The first optional boss has been unlocked, but it's not quite time for it yet. In the meantime, meet boss number five!
>>705411067
Gaping dragon is optional you faggot. Also 2
3
>>705411155
you had one job
1
>>705411113
>>705411128
>>705411157
That was probably the easiest counting get I've ever seen.
Good job guys. That was jolly cooperation!
PS - To anyone who doesn't understand why that was a get, read the rules on counting!
1
>>705411067
2 ahue
3
3
>>705411288
Haha ha ha nice get you hax0r
>>705408947
easy
>>705411274
8 and then wait guys
>>705411288
>instant 88
>>705411288
winrar
>>705411288
wtf
>>705411288
WHAT
trips=888
>>705411288
>>705411302
>>705411308
Speedrun confirmed
>>705411274
Niggers tongue my anus
>>705411288
Jesus that was fast.
I've never had people get through this fast.
Let's really crank up the difficulty with arguably the hardest boss in the game!
/s
>>705411288
Winrar!!
>>705411477
Niggers tongue my anus
>>705411288
That was easy
3 get
7 minus 4
>>705411477
get=333
>>705411477
shit son
what about trip 3?
>>705411563
>>705411583
two down!
>>705411477
Do these trips count?
>>705411477
Easiest boss in the game give me a 3
>>705411477
check em'
>>705411583
Praise the Sun...ny D
GET
SUNLIGHT FOR LIFE
>>705410497
Getting two specific singles is harder than dubs famalam. That's two 1/10s vs one 1/10.
STABBING THE BASTARD
>>705411703
grats negro
>>705411703
Wooooo
>>705411563
>>705411583
>>705411703
We have a group of winners!
It's time to fight the first optional boss!
Furthermore, another optional boss has been unlocked by:
>>705411703
lez go
>>705411703
>>705411583
>>705411563
Here we got
text
>>705411858
fak uuuu
Rollolol
>>705411858
dub
>>705411858
Praise to the Sun
waiting... funnest boss ever!
only one?
just take these
i am kill
>>705411858
Check 'em
>>705411858
ez
>>705411858
Dubs get
Power up the bass cannon
ill take it
>>705411858
Double dubs?
Slay it niggas.
>>705411703
>>705410716
>>705410590
Awww yea. I,ve been praisin...have you found your sun?
Hell yes I unlocked both of the opt. bosses.
Lets get em!
>>705412000
trips winrar?
>>705412000
tfw you really are kill
no dubs
>>705412000
>>705412033
>>705412055
Guys, we got it, we don't need to kill it even more...
>>705412000
WIN RAR
>>705412000
Why dubs when you can trips?
>>705412000
fukyea
The legend never dies
>>705412033
Fuck yeah I'm good
>>705412000
This technically counts.
>>705412033
>>705412055
Damn guys, he's already dead! Calm down!
Having defeated the Moonlight Butterfly, the next post that is off by one will be counted.
Let's get back to the main story bosses now.
2
1
>>705412252
Rip pupper also 3
1
>>705412252
tres
3
1
1
4
>>705412252
/thread I didn't sign up for feels
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based hazel here
We kindly ask that you help remind us when we reach about 250 posts to make a new thread. Sometimes I'm forgetful.
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>>705411477
On it!
2
1.
everybody stop and let me count!
3
1
1
1
>>705412495
delete this post
>>705412495
ONE
>>705412505
^^^^
2
>>705412584
Two
THREE
>>705412553
>>705412555
>>705412560
>>705412565
Nice counting guys
TWO
3
4
4
1
ok im not counting, you guys sort this
>>705412617
>>705412618
>>705412665
>>705412691
Holy shit. According to the rules, this counts.
Good job guys!
Moving on!
1
If that did not count I don't know what does
2
>>705412641
3
2
>>705412252
>>705412778
GET
2
>>705412778
Dubs get. Go for the prostate.
705413057
Who gave me a machine gun?
>>705412778
kill
kill
kill
>>705412778
IRONBRO TARKUS BLESS ME WITH DUBS
>>705412778
IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-DUBS!
>>705412778
Wat, the counting was repeatedly interrupted
time to fuk this nigga up
>>705412778
rolling for best korea
*Gitiing Good intensifies*
>>705412948
Read rules.
Git gud.
>>705412778
TARKUSSSS
TARKUSSSSSSSSSSS
>>705412778
Get
wait i'm scratching my anus
>>705412778
What do I have to lose?
>>705412986
Woooo! East Korea is the shit
I wish I was gud
>>705412948
Review the rules on counting in the first post, please.
Also, git gud.
-Based Hazel
>>705412940
Tarkus you have failed me
reeeeeeee
praise be to kek
>>705413122
Got gud!
Dubs get!
>>705413122
Well, you're now well on your way to gitting gud!
>>705413122
Maybe I am getting guder
>>705412778
Super Londo Bros next
dubs get
>>705413020
brb kill slef
>>705413122
u r now gud
rollin 4 doobs
Can't invasion gud.
>still using Drake sword
yeet
>>705413182
Get get get
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee get
>>705413174
This champion has run around with his Humanity too much. We've triggered the first invasion. We need to defeat both the boss and the invader to continue!
Off by one.
>>705413289
Fail and a win simultaneously
*switch to uchigatana*
Check em
>>705413359
Sex get
k putting my gamepants on
Dodge dip duck dive and dodge.
>>705413404
404
no dubs
>>705412787
first post to be off by one, should count as dubs?
>>705412778
trident this fgt
incoming dubs
How bout these dubs
>>705413396
Invader has been slain! Focus on the boss now!
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>>705413396
Invader down
The dubs are dead. We have lost.
>>705413486
Invader has been famished
Firebomb this nigga
>>705413572
sheck me
>>705413618
Don't give up yet anon! Start back from the bonfire once more! For Hazel!
Done
fking last hit
can we kill the fucking thing already holy shieeeet
This fucker is toast!!
>>705413618
Don't lose hope, man! We can't hollow!
Adventuring is our life, we're prepared for the worst!
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fuck this threa
i wanna suck gaping dragon's tooth folds
One last try!
longest no dubs thread ever
here are the needed dubs
Op is gey
Giant Dad pls?
>>705413682
>>705413782
Little late to the party
literALLY CANCER
Let's do this!!
>>705413999
OHHHHHH SHIT
Praisin is so adorable
Dubs are dead /b/oys
>>705413999
Checked
>>705413999
WITNESSED!
>>705413999
Trips get
>>705413999
HUZZAH
>>705414044
there be dubs
>>705414044
Oh snap
>>705414044
win rar
Wtf?! He won't go down!!
Nice Chest ahead...
>>705413999
this pro carried our asses
>>705413999
>>705413122
Two dets of dubs achieved!
Onto the next! Will be making a new thread, keep your finger on that F5 button for our next ... ContenderS.
>>705414155
another one
>>705414155
>>705414133
>>705414044
>>705413999
I declare this now a get thread
>>705413999
So wait, is this in the same universe has a blood borne?
>>705414244
Checked and confirmed
NEW THREAD
>>705414249
ALL POSTS BELOW THIS WILL NOT BE COUNTED
>>705414244
YUS bos is ded
>>705414223
This isn't OP
>>705414329
Oh shit, I didn't even notice that
>>705414341
Yes, it is OP.
Can confirm. Is based Hazel.
>>705414332
LOOK
>>705412778
Iron Markus FTW
>>705414797
>>705414249
Come to the new thread!
>>705408947
Aww now we cant get the demon greathammer
