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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>705281992
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>705291942
So that's what it's about
>>705292070
Telling me to sign something I don't know about is very fishy though
>>705292146
Fuck you, now I do too
Tomoko claim
>>705287877
I'm notoriously hungry.. but I'll make sure you are compensated more than adequately.
Claiming Felix
CLAIMED
I really need to talk to you guys more often
A week ago I'd given up on school, now I barely even think of it. That might not be for the best, but I've rarely felt better. Just hanging out here means a lot.
still here
>>705292407
You call that a neko?
Claiming Mako Cousteau
>>705292359
Hello!
Claimed E V E R Y D A Y
Calamity-masu'd
>>705292278
Hmm? What do you mean?
>>705292209
What a great Youmu
>>705291462
Nope, too early for that. And Makoto won't let me.
>>705291942
I don't know if I would use Shizuru as a role model.
>Suika claimed
Oh, ass, it sure is the time of times for me to make another extraordinary drawing.
What should I draw? Something with a Waifu and also with Frieza...
>>705292646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rsu2pk5UvU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7Y3dnleBAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WnBFPVlLkc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdZRzLo5a_4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPdCCmU_XCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7SQPp1dAYA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg9KZNYxhB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6A8Dks_NMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyt76h8ahI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2reikBKrm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AONvUZRoWZk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw1GX4wLXhc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BndhGTfy5iY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgUnq7E9mVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-WJFL6jPdk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9tpQtGfbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUgX9JxHdsc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IKZhKkz8EA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DthZU8fEFnk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_a6DLBXPYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hcT6UcYqEA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eo3qZUHvEc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdSvwolO5sE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zCtBLeBT7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK4T36KP_Nc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykExsOooWWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb0jK6TK_Q4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWA6UTtFijM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USoCAQwrYjM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AggyVsnSn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZT_03khUJ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWs1EZIMY8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnhBrV6lYDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKyQ6PCHN_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ydma384g3g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsIde68uoyw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DipJt7C8n1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7ZRyQLvdRg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-DUKuOr9E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byrMx8s4SoM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_8SbPmnZYk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gakb4MdDr-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmCQks4cH5w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK_i0cD13kE
>>705292440
Why is your coat trying to rape you
>>705292740
No one would tell me what this contract business was about. Now I know
>>705292824
Draw Hitler riding a unicycle
QOTT: Is Megumin still seasonal?
>>705292540
We're here for you dude. Trust me on that
>>705292584
Cheshy. Place nice with the other cats or no petting
>actually, forget what I said. You're too cute not to get pets, my little cheshy
>pets the cheshire cat
>>705292910
Not sure about that
>shinoa claimed ',:)
>>705292893
You huge Cuntlord. I specified that it had to be with Frieza, but I'll do it anyway.
>>705292893
long story...
>>705292893
Now I'm raping the coat
>>705293009
Frieza is doing that blyue beam thing to Hitler while he rides a unicycle
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>705292278
I did tell you its just a contract that wont let you talk about the list.
>>705291789
Ok, sounds good
>>705291844
I'm really angry because I like the idea of Jace, a telepath who erases his own memories, but he should be closer to a schizophrenic mess of conflicting information, not a smug asshole
>>705292646
All day, everyday?
>>705292824
Something with Fran in it, you never have put her in one
>>705292910
no
>>705293106
Bastard!
>>705293142
How are you Syndra?
>>705292975
hi
>>705292584
>shit-tier, multi-colored bitch cat
>not a perfect qt 3.14 11/10 trat cat husbando
I put you down for now
>>705292825
A F I N A L S O L U T I O N
>>705293206
Naturally :^)
>>705293508
uhhhm thanks?
>>705292278
I just realized I didn't eat dinner ._.
>>705292540
Are you still in school?
>>705292789
It is never to early to drink!
>>705292910
If by seasonal you mean miracle of the universe, then yes
>>705293415
>shit tier
Does felix always want to fuck?
Last time I checked Felix is a guy so I win.
>>705292975
>purs and nuzzles your chest~
>>705291432
With a cup full of water as well?
>>705292378
I didn't even ask for it. You're the amazing one here.
Is thing we friend
>>705293009
Frieza is Iceman telling Maverick (Goku) he's dangerous.
>>705293142
Then why wouldn't you answer my questions about the contract!
>>705293715
How about some beef stroganoff?
Eru Claim.
>I'm at a friends house, there's five of us and we're playin Smash
>>705293659
>>705293253
>>705292679
Wow do you guys remember when we called these guys seasonal shits?
>>705293730
>implying traps aren't best
>>705293844
Sure just don't kidnap me
>>705293339
Hello midnight
>>705293730
How's my kitten doing today?~
>>705293791
Oh so are we all mad here?
Xd best waifu
>>705292893
Ah, i see.
Yeah, it's a contract to be a sex slave, that's all.
It's fine though, I still haven't gotten an order to do anything... I think the only person who has is Saber, and all they have to do is post a picture.
>>705293956
Has anyone told you to go back to /k/
I'll even make you a thread for your shitty raifu
>>705293956
An Eli! Who do you main?
>>705293530
How often are you a qt?
>>705293956
Fuck them up
>>705293975
>Implying bears aren't best men
What are you, straight?
>>705292146
vodka and lemonade as always. how about you?
late reply. playing overwatch too.
best husbano
>TFW no gf to snuggle with
Laying alone is cold and lonely.
>>705294131
goku 4 life
>>705294209
love you goku hope you beat the shit out of that bastard black!
>>705294018
Hey Smugga ^^
>>705294069
I'm already on /k/
>>705294100
I'm CAPTAIN FALCON!~
>Purple CF best CF
>>705294122
You got it bawss.
>>705294136
Galil ^^
>>705293876
I don't have any of the ingredients the cute anime girls were singing about.
>>705293975
>implying I implied traps aren't best
Traps are cancer
>>705294018
Good~
>rapey smug
>
>>705294136
That neko a SHIT
>>705293415
Wait, Felix is a guy?
>>705293715
I don't know about drinking, but the stroganoff is sounding good.
I'm trying to quit. Went through withdrawals once, almost lost my job promotion, and am becoming a fatso. Despite lots of gym time, you just can't lose weight while drinking a lot.
>>705293956
Second episode was so good!
>Sorry about the branch
I'm playing these in WMP because I can't be bothered to change my default programs. The second episode stopped on a "cliffhanger" at the fountain, and I can't see the closing credits. Is there something wrong with these files?
>>705294128
I haven't had a good enough connection the last two weeks to play ... what rank are you?
>>705294136
When does Galil get introduced?
>>705294018
how are you?
>>705293964
All KlKs and Megumin are eternally seasonal though.
>>705294315
Stay on /k/, newfaggot.
>>705294422
Shouldn't be anything wrong with them, but changing the format might mess them up. VLC is good.
>>705294495
Eat shit :^]
claimed
>>705294060
Eh, I'll sign it
>>705294136
We all are single here
>>705294315
Unleash the power of a thousand angry waifu shitposters on them!
>>705294422
plat. but I get pretty horrible luck in games so I keep getting into matches against teams that are just way better than mine. waiting until the really good players move up to their proper ranks to play more ranked. I doubt I'll get higher than plat anyway, it's not like I'm very good.
>>705294122
As often as possible :v)
>>705292209
>>705294684
fuck you
>claiming cartoon character instead as wives instead of seeking an actual wife
>>705294315
Eru!
>>705294407
>Neko
Galil is fox.
>Implying Galil is shit at anything
Maybe opening bottles, but that's it.
>>705294422
I don't know exactly, its been a while since I've watched it.
>>705294136
Tfw /k/ucks are invading /mai/
>>705294651
L85s are shitty guns. Upotte is also a shitty animoo
>>705294753
Thats a cat, hun
yugi claimed also dubs
>>705294669
FOR GLORY!~
>FALCON PUNCH!~
>>705294753
How goes it? ^^
>>705294768
Upotte is a cute anime and the L85A2 is actually amazing.
>Eru is also cute as hell.
>Plus she thicc.
>>705293206
>>705293113
>>705293862
Too late boys, I finished, I'll do Fran next time.
>>705294740
Do you know how hard it is to fucking get an actual wife? Get out faggot, this is less expensive.
>>705294894
>>705294894
nice pic
>>705294768
>
>>705294868
Ah, no.
>>705294878
I'm doing alright now.
>>705294740
get the fuck out faggot
>>705294018
We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad.
>>705294878
That is NOT thicc
L85s jam to much
They jam so much I can use them with peanut butter and make a sandwich
>>705293715
Yes, it's a hard slog, but you guys, especially the Karen poster who is here earlier, helped me through it a lot.
Speaking of Karen, what times is he on nowadays?
>>705294680
So everyday?
>>705294878
Bowser slam whatever
I haven't played smash in a while, I recently did. Seems that Bowser's side special off the side kills you first now. Lame
>>705294894
Yay!
>>705295043
i'm madly in love with your waifu.
>>705294025
Is that queen of pantsu?
>>705294060
That would imply sending lewds. I am not in the business of lewds
>>705294327
Hmmm, that could be a problem. Maybe a sandwich?
>>705294894
This is truly a work of art
AYASE WHERE ARE YOU BBY
Summon Ayase to the thread please
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>705293295
Could be better, cant seem to fall asleep again.
Other than that, everything seems to be just fine. Have gotten into my old rhythm again.
What about you?
>>705293876
Right. I might have passed out.
>>705294122
No I'm bi
I don't want a bear man
>>705294136
Get a medium sized dog, they're nice to cuddle and can keep you warm
>>705294422
No, Felix is a guy
>>705294753
>>705294407
>That neko
Toppest
>>705294679
Well, I'm not one of those, so I won't be seeing you on the ladder!
>>705294995
Good ^^
I'm almost on turn for Smesh.
>>705295115
L85A2 is rad.
>Not thicc?
>
>>705295120
Bowser is OP in Brawl.
>>705295115
This is thicc for reference
>>705295199
Passing out is not healthy
>>705295120
Every waking second of my existence, yes
>>705293964
do you remember ?
>>705295202
Oh, close enough
~~I want a bear to lovely dominate me~~
>>705295235
Oh yeah, still good. Just sad about that one change
mine is rondell sheridan-kun
>>705294315
>not Kirby
>>705294407
That's good to hear! You did eat right? Gotta eat to keep your strength up, cj!
>
>>705294430
I'm well as usual. Just playing halo. Hope all is well with you dude
>>705295043
We got a cheshire cat here, alice is here right? We need more characters!
>>705295199
I think I did the same, thank god for alcohol though.
>>705294669
Lol, take it up with Syndra. They're the one with the contract, not me.
>>705295162
Ehh, i doubt it. Maybe though, Syndra does seem to want your lewds.
>>705295199
See previous two
Whelp, they're pulling the plug on my grandpa in about 10 minutes. I've been asked to go down there before I go to work tonight, so I guess I'll be getting ready now and just head down that way.
>>705295730
Dude god bless you. I'm really sorry to hear
>>705295452
True. I rarely played any smash games before though, didn't have a Gamecube.
>>705295548
Kirby is a dick. Captain Falcon is my man yo.
Falcon Punch For Dayz.
>>705295730
Alright, good luck bro. Stay safe Starlight Drifter ^^
>>705295436
Trust me, you are qt while asleep
>>705295694
I guess I will
How are you getting people to sign it if you don't have it?
>>705295235
That is not thicc at all
Pic related is thicc.
>The newer the fag the more stupid they are
>>705295694
It's only because I don't want to give them
>>705295730
That's pretty awful. I'm sorry to hear that Makoto, we'll see you later
>>705295730
Hah you're grampie go rekt what a scrub
>>705295952
and how would you know? o.o
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>705295258
Give me a break, its the middle of the night here.
>>705295623
Should have stocked up more.
Ran out of everything last week.
>>705295730
Shit man..
>>705295730
Tell grandpa to git good at living m8
>>705295730
Jeez.. that's upsetting
They've never pulled the plug on any of my family members, but the only ones that have died are the grandma on my dad's side, which is the only one I knew because my mom's mom died when my mom was little, and my great grandpa on my mom's side
>>705295730
You have my sympathy.
That is an awful situation, but it's good to know that him and you have spent your time caring about each other.
>>705296030
He's clearly watching you while you sleep
>>705296076
Falling asleep is completely different than passing out!
>>705295730
Quit fucking blogging newfaggot
Join gramps
>>705295548
Usual for me too
>>705295730
stay strong buddy
>>705295953
Eru is still cute, how thicc she is doesn't matter to me either way.
>Eru
im gay
>>705295860
You didn't?
Crazy
>>705296030
I have my sources
>>705296157
Maybe...
>>705296212
FUCKING T H I S
>best fox claimu
Tired but can't sleep edition
>>705296076
I wasn't going to drink more, but melancholy isn't planned.
>>705295694
This explains why you're so lewd.
>>705295730
Uhh ... jesus man, that's a hell of a bow-out. Please take care of yourself, and have a good night.
>>705296240
proud of you.
>>705296286
wife
>>705296240
Good choice in monster Waifu, though.
>>705295548
All in due time my friend.
>>705295730
My condolences man, see ya around.
>>705296157
>>705296271
calling 112 immediately
>>705296322
i dont think you understand my guy
im really gay
i would suck a dick through your computer screen and into another dimension and then lick up the semen when it lands in my alternate self's anus
>>705296240
Eww what the fuuuuuck
>>705295857
>>705295956
>>705296076
>>705296094
>>705296114
>>705296213
>>705296319
>>705296480
Is what it is. I'm not upset by it, he lived a long life, and it's just his time.
>>705295860
Will do, Gun!
>>705296015
>>705296091
>>705296212
Weak bait/10
C'mon trolls, surely you can do better than this.
>>705296546
Do you want to meet up irl and let me fuck you
>>705296548
square up faggot ill beat the shit out of you and cuck your blender from blending your stupid smoothies you fucking cunt licker go suck a dick somewhere else fagot
>>705296546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZxXZ2Wx9O4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9trhLMnVCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-_GWUw8LwM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz50hqWrHUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oMDbWyQPqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYYwQrKhnDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYYwQrKhnDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZo67y8_ZVY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvD6a1vHHfE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCKIJC6KMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqWzmofBm8Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63YDORxJn3s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_2XZlfZt58
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a18Jc5MCAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uSXm8G3Kgc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjiE0o_zDyY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apw_2KV2fM8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D9OKb8tABM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHdI_EH3JxM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sthkmzpEyAw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLJi_dY9pcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDUl_mi4xcU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyfHcImuMOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gO0Yg5S7uc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GIDzpMgeAg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRv16JQ6DKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzZKh6J7K8M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NeMPxB37B4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ52NmzO2Tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNTll1cFPl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKHqPT3_2TQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ye4bRSClpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwXZxmVWU00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXIHoHB2z7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy3aXOBcIyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhUnW5aRpS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnWCCHrgoOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQqdwct5MiY
>>705296383
Yeah, no
>>705296614
Gramps is a scrub.
My gramps is MLG survivor
Survived cancer THRICE
Paralyzed from the waist down
Has ED
Your gramps a scrub
>>705295730
My condolences.
>shinobu claimed
>>705296629
im not that gay
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>705296157
Yea, sure, whatever. ust sign the thing already.
>>705296311
One of those days?
>>705296614
After they pull the plug plug him back in
His suffering isn't over FAGGOT
>>705296846
What about sucking my cock?
Well, night guys
>>705296240
Many people here are
>>705296481
They can't un-molest you
>>705296546
I am also
>>705296614
I'm sorry dude, I don't really know what to say
>>705296945
im not into animals sorry my dude
>>705296286
Hi Ran!
Aye'll be your wife!
>
What's with all the faceless edgelords suddenly appearing?
>>705295860
I've only played the original n64 smash. That was a long time ago and I remember playing mainly as him since he can succome others and gain their ability
>>705296213
Wanna cry together in a corner eating snack or soemthing?
>>705296240
Meme
>>705296286
Poor ran
>>705296480
Would the thread be Wonderland?
>>705296614
I pray it was a good one
>>705296962
Goodnight franny
>>705296614
I bet you won't whisper get rekt scrublord into his ears right before he dies.
>>705297122
Its one guy you retard
He is 3MLG5you
Make America MLG Again
>>705297178
KEK FUCKING THIS
>>705296286
*fluffs the fox's tail*
>>705296892
You seem awfully eager for me to sign it
>>705297178
What the fuck?
>>705297143
Nice meme, kid. Where'd you get that? Reddit? Typical. For your information, I get all my memes from 4chan. You see, I hold myself to a much higher standard of meme creation other than that kiddy normie site, Reddit. Maybe someday the true art of memes and discover /b/. But I'd find that highly unlikely considering your peasant mind is still stuck in low quality meming. Next time, think before you meme
>>705297143
That would be wonderful. I can't go to bed anyway
Claimed.
>>705297178
Don't forget to have an MLG cap on and be drinking Dew and eating Doritos
>>705296892
Pretty much.
>>705297097
I'm a human
>>705297097
I meant sucking my penis
>>705296546
I am also incredibly gay.
>>705297122
Suika, you still owe me a night of drinking. Don't think I haven't forgotten!
>>705297122
I think i'm fine, thanks though
>>705297143
Why do you say that?
>>705297430
Hey Arisu, how are you?
>>705297691
i have my doubts my dude
Who are all these newfags?
Nepu claim!
What is going on now?
>>705296271
I had a PS2 and my PC, I played brawl on Dolphin for a while though, just no Gamecube controller so I never got really good with a controller.
>>705296614
Stay strong Starlight drifter
>>705297143
Kirby is pretty gud
>>705297821
Thinking about getting into bed. Kind of sleepy feeling
>>705297861
Not very much. See above
>>705297792
Wait, what? I do? How? Why?
>>705297821
Fine!
...
>rolling
>>705297851
Gonna be honest, no fucking clue.
>>705297178
Hehehehe Xd so funneh mi liu you're such a troll xDDDDD
>>705298102
Yeah. Good thing there's almost no oldfags to make insults at me
>>705297861
Nothing exciting yet, it seems.
>>705294655
obligatory i want to fuck marie
>>705297470
Kek. Doing well?
>>705297572
Why is that?
>>705297821
Insomnia must be a pain
>>705297861
Nothing. Go to sleep
>>705297912
I love doing the suicide bombing thing
>>705298171
Digi-sword!
>>705298446
Smuggalicious! Shinoa reminds me of Yuno in that picture
>>705296614
That's a strong mindset.
>>705297143
Take the red pill and find out.
>>705298446
Read this post carefully.
You will NEVER
EVER
see anime on the highest level. As you are now, you are unequiped to be truly invested in art. You watch when you should see. Look at how you approached the subject itself! "How many?" he inquires! As if the strength of the connection to your imagination while you explore the territory of an artists vision has ANYTHING to do with how many anime you've seen.
Your garbage.
You don't have the faculties to read the map, let alone find your way out of the woods.
How many... I feel foolish for replying. You did it. You trolled.me.
>>705298446
gotta make sure that I fall dead asleep and wake up from a deep sleep to make sure I don't have these nightmares I've had lately, and sleep paralysis
>>705298375
Well that sucks.
>>705298446
So early? That's just being unfair, mom.
>>705297964
Really that many?
last image?
>>705298949
Seasonal trash
could you guys hook me up with a thicc waifu
