Please /b/
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Please /b/
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quints get
>>704555370
No faggot op. Get a good thread going
>>704555540
>quints
that was so close to exceeding your expectations... by a long way
>>704555370
4chan is not your personal toy nor army, fuck off
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>>704555684
What are you talking about? I just wanted everyone to shut up so I can count to five.
Triangle
haha no
>>704555743
then fucking count to five, what are you autistic?
Okay let's try this again.
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>>704555864
You are so new right now.
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>>704555922
>acuses of being new
>"please /b/"
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>>704556075
nigger
>>704556140
i was going to go with irish, but you are american so i will excuse your lack of world knowledge.
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nigger
>>704556427
no its a math primer for pre kindergarten kids
>>704556427
Check em
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>>704556477
OMG its super special really. we should spread the word
This is not a get thread, if i get dubs ill drink 1 spoon of bleach
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>>704557048
wow captain lightning combo breaker
well done faggot
>>704557122
thank
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>>704557122
>get thread confirmed
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>>704555517
Fag
>>704556455
>checks all the dubs
>gets dubs
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Did you say something offensive to my lady? Did you say something that I find inappropriate?
Yes, she is my lady. No, we are not dating, but I consider her mine. Not as property perhaps, but as equals. I am a knight, good sir. I fight for the values of women online.
I do also own five sets of plate mail, two sets of chain mail, and fifteen claymore swords. Also two battle-axes; mostly for LARPing, but I also have some real shit.
I will cut you the fuck up. I'm gonna come to your house. I will fight you with my bare fists (probably covered in chain mail because that would give me a little bit of an advantage). I will have my brother, Steven, who I share a bedroom with in my mother's apartment - I will have my brother Steven polish my armor after he's done with his next round of Call of Duty, and I will take you out! I will take you the fuck out! I will make sure that you never speak such harmful, awful, inappropriate things to my lady again.
If you say one more fucking word on the internet, I'm going to show you what a knight can do. I will be able to backtrace your IP using my hacker skills. One time, I hacked my mom's boyfriend's Facebook page, and said "lol, I am a faggot," and now people think he's gay! And his mother has disowned him, I think. My mom and him are still dating, but I'm sure it damaged his credibility a lot. He once left his laptop on; that means I'm a hacker now!
I have so many powers you can't imagine. I have a 178 IQ. I did and IQ test on Facebook, and it said this was a very, very high number. I know that I'm smarter than you. More cleverer than you. More smarterest than you can EVER imagine or believe. I am a knight of many principles. I'm very, very strong, and very, very handsome. YOU can't stop me! YOU can't take back what you've done! All you can do now is apologize and beg for your life.
This, and only this, will please me...
>>704557258
Fucks your problem boy
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>>704557322
bruh nice dubs, witnessed
newfaggotry confirmed ITT
the only way to get combos is to wait until the thread is on its last legs on page 10, with no one interested anymore, then post your combo with a sprinkling of sage.... if you know what i mean
>>704557436
>the only way
>implying I haven't gotten combos on a fresh thread without sage
>>704557436
ahh, the pooper scooper. reminds me of my teen years. I'd scoop the poop with one of these bad boys to make sure my asshole was as clean as it could get before letting my bf shove his pencil peeper as deep as he could
>My goal is to get this thread to post limit without counting to five
>>704557593
sorry I broke your rocket anon uwu
have a butt for your troubles
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>>704557700
cheeeeeeeeeeck
>>704557761
get outta here with your nonsense
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>>704557761
you know that doesnt count
>>704557785
ayyy lmao look at that, doobely doos
>>704557700
np bro, take my rare spidy
>>704557946
You know you just fucked my shit up
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>>704557963
WHOAH! THAT's a RARE spidy!!! have a rare pidgey too
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>>704557973
oh noes!
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>>704558153
Not again you fucking faggot
>>704558185
What is happening right now? I feel like there is something I'm missing
Wun
Too
>>704558185
welcome to /b/
enjoy your stay but please dont eat all the cheetos and stay away from micks ex, she will actually bite
>>704558279
>not a number faggot
>>704558298
God stop please
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>>704557436
how is that even a sextoy?
is it used to cup balls like pic related?
this thread is حائل الشيطان
FUCK I LOST THE THREAD
Yeah!!
>>704558556
FUcK you
And it shall be remembered as the only time someone counted up to 5 in /b/
>>704558624
الرقم بها زنجي
huehuehue
I'm not telling
>>704558792
اللعنة عليك
The things we actually give a fuck even though we say we don't so that we won't look stupid and have others shit on us and I get the feelings this is turning way beger than it was suposed to and I CANT FUCKING STOP HELP MEEEEEAAAAAAAzaAA
>>704558882
??? are you on the wrong tab or something
>>704558882
>Too small
>Fail
>>704558936
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not, maybe you'll never know!!!
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>>704559056
thread's over dude
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>>704559083
Eat a dick
>>704559144
how will that solve anything?
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>>704559291
Nigger.
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>>704558792
Μαλακα
uno
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I will be refreshing this thread until it dies instead of finishing my thesis. I am literally putting my career on the line to stop you from counting to 5. I like to put sage on top of things too.
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трахают мягко
>>704559494
saging helps people count you dope
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check
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>>704559626
FUCKING HOLY KEK!
>>704559730
damn danny boy
the pipes the pipes are calling
from glennhill glenn
and down the mountainside
I did get all the trips tho so SUCK it
>>704559969
I did count to five though, so suck that
>>704560037
Are you op? Because something tells me ur a fagot
>>704560092
Yes sir, I am OP, but you are the faggot.
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>>704560906
Nice try fag.
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Doesnt count has to be numbers
Those are just words
You are free to try again tho
>>704561149
fuck your shit faggot, we do whatever the fuck we want. fucking cancer patient, get the fuck outta here.
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oh shit, what just happened?
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