Hey, what's this guy called again?
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Hey, what's this guy called again?
>>704551010
I think its Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
>>704551044
Lmfao
>>704551010
Dan 'get in the fucking van' shneider
Dan Schneider, pre-teen legs get wider?
>>704551092
No, i think that is some band
>>704551010
Dan "If her age is on the clock, she's old enough for the cock" Schneider
Dan "i'll be her man" Shneider
Dan "I keep her body parts in a can" Shneider
Dan " i wanna be inside her" Shneider.
Dan "open wider and pop a cyanide inside her" Shneider
>>704552222
Checked
Dan " the man who brutally rapes 10-15 year old girls (preferably), torturtures them in the process in front of the other children, fuckes the remaining life out of them, dismembers and tosses body parts into a river and repeat with the other girls " Shneider
>>704552855
Well... That got darker.
>>704551010
Looks like John Candy
Dan 'Vagina Miner then Spunk Inside Her' Schneider
>>704551010
Uncle
>>704551010
Dan "spread her legs wider" Schneider.
Dan " is that shit on my dick " Schneider
While he may not have actually sexually penetrated any of the girls.
I can guarantee that he probably sucked on the toes of most of the girls.
>>704553359
Ok I lost it to this one
Dan "First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm" Schnieder
>>704553359
>>704553179
>>704551972
These all read like a Dr Seuss poem
>>704553359
fucking goddammit
>RIP in piece my sides
Dan "the young mans can" schneider
Dan "the man, get in the van, hold her tighter shes a fighter, spread her legs wider hymen divider" schnieder
Call him pimp fucked a whole alot of Disney Nick stars
>>704551010
Wreck-it Schneider
>>704551044
>>704553672
i dont know why but "hymen divider" is what got me....
Dan "the young fags man" schneider
I think it's Dan 'the man in the windowless white van' Schneider
Dan "the creampie man" Schneider
Dan "old enough to count, old enough to fuck" Schneider
Dan "Hose to their Soles" Schneider
Dan "you will take his hand" Schneider
Dan "sandman" Schneider
Dan "I love em young" Schneider
Dan "the 4chan man" schneider
Dan "I'll suck her toes and kiss her soles as her body gets cold" Schneider
>>704551044
top kek good sir
>>704555555
Nice
>>704555555
Checked
>>704555555
Checked, dayumm!
>>704555555
witnessed
>>704555555
Nice work
>>704555555
fuck you
>>704555555
c h e c k e d
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Dan *lorry full of loli* Shredder
>>704555555
Nice sexts
>>704555555
FUCKING CHECKED
>>704555555
I'm honoured that this was a reply to me on my thread.
>>704552222
>>704555555
kek is here
>>704555555
Sweet god, that's beautiful
>>704555555
CHECKEM
>>704555555
top wasted good sir
>>704552222
lmao that other guy had sexts so nobody cares about your quads, feel bad for you man but CHECKED
>>704555555
Witnessed
Dan "The Penetrator" Schneider
>>704555555
Good post
>>704555939
you shouldn't be, all you did was post a line that gets reposted anytime this thread gets made
>>704555423
>>704555122
>>704555062
>>704554946
>>704554836
>>704554798
>>704554602
>>704554008
>>704553890
>>704553861
>>704553747
>>704553672
>>704553575
>>704553501
>>704553359
>>704553179
>>704553127
>>704552855
>>704552346
>>704552222
>>704551972
>>704551921
>>704551293
>>704551139
>>704551100
>>704551044
Dan 'the man with the plan, to get you in the van, spread'em wide here comes the ham' Schneider
>>704551010
His name is Dick em Down Dan
>>704555555
>>704552222
WTF is going on here?
>>704551010
His name is Peter Filiak.
(Say it out loud.)
>>704555555
TOP KEK GOOD SIR
Dan "The last one ran" "This is the last all-nighter" Schneider
Dan "the man with a plan" Schneider
>>704555555
I HAVE TO BE PART OF THIS
>>704552955
Dan " welcome to good burger home of the good burger can i take your order " Schneider
If all this is true, why didn't Dan get got like Fogle?
Dan 'The man's too dank' Shneider
>>704555555
Anon was here
>>704557736
What, are they going to arrest every pedophile in Hollywood? The city would shut down.
>>704555555
Kek Kek Kek
>>704555555
Holy fucking shiieettt
>>704555555
Nice
Dan "old enough to pee? Old enough for me" Schneider
Alternatively
Dan "if there's grass on the field, play ball!" Schneider
Dan "Hold her by the ponytails and ride her" Schneider
>>704555555
noice
Dan "the ones that fight are better" Schneider
Omg!! Is that "Ricky" from Better Off Dead??
>>704551010
Uncle Mike Hunt
So what's the proof that he actually does this?
>not a newfag
>>704552222
best quads I've ever witnessed
>>704559861
No proof it's just a shitty meme based on the fact that he makes kids shows and some images like OP's
Dan " if her age is on the clock she gets the cock " shnider
Dan " but mister i poop from there " shnider
>$180,000 per Icarly episode
>+100 episodes
Bitch sold well her body. What wise girl wouldn't jump at that chance? She is set for life thanks to Dan's feet obsession.
>>704555555
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he cant keep getting away with it
This fuckin guy
Dan "If you want on Nick, you gotta take the dick" Schneider
>>704555555
legend
>>704551010
Dan "Grande Grinder" Schneider
>>704555555
sweeeeeet
>>704560340
>>704560498
Poor thing is dead inside.
I heard she was taken in turn by an entire football team. Can anyone confirm?
>>704555555
One in a million
>>704555555
witness
>>704560945
Your number is one in a million too ya dingus
>>704555555
wew!!
>>704555555
>>704561222
>replies to sexts
>gets trips
>>704561222
I have nothing! No one! Do your worse!
>>704560878
Apparently at a massive party, the football team roofied and roughly gangbanged her at her freshman year. More than 40 guys came inside her that night. It's a old big rumor at USC, but I never saw a single proof of it. Probably it's just a urban legend like the Clara Bow gangbang, but who knows. Hollywood people are so crazy...
>>704551010
Dan "Preteen Rider" Schneider
>>704552222
Quads for truth!
>>704551010
Thanks for all the faps, based Dan.
>>704561222
hardy har har
>>704551010
Dan "My Fist's Better Drier" Schneider
>>704560878
Urban legend. Rumor. And some dimbass would've talked by now.
>>704561732
edgy
>>704551010
If there's Grass on the Infield.....the game started already and you're LATE
>>704559861
Jamie-Lyn's baby daddy is secret, she left Hollywood, somebody did it and a production exec was rumored.
>>704559798
Duh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ
>>704555555
put me in the screencap
>>704555555
Put me in screencap.
>>704561222
kek
>>704551010
Dan "Child on My Glans" Schneider
>>704562625
>>704563342
Stop this fucking shit, kys. Either say something funny to earn your place or stfu
>>704561467
fyi, she was fucked just by three players. Nothing special at college parties. But ya know how college rumors works; people love to exaggerate it.
>>704563342
kill yourself faggot put that in the screen cap
>>704564643
I keep trying, but I just cannot die.
>>704551010
Dan is innocent. He is a very good person actually.
>>704560498
that face looks like its been fighting back tears
>tissue in hand
fuuuuuuuck
>>704561222
tricked by trips
>>704555555
I REPLIED TO 6 CONSECUTIVE SAME DIGITS
>>704561222
...
>>704567450
calm down, Dan
>>704555555
No fucking way
>>704551010
Bullshit. Do you really think he fucked Miranda for a role at Drake and Josh? For the love of God, she was 8 or 9 years old!!
Dan 'just don't cum inside her' Schneider
>>704570344
>8 or 9 years old!
just how he likes em
It's all your fault, Dan.
>>704551010
Nice thumbnail asshat. He is called winner.
>>704570857
Just how I like them
>>704571310
What is he? 6'6?
>>704551010
Why, that's good ol' Dan "I've seen inside 'er" Schneider, who else?
>>704551044
Dan "why deny her" Schneider
>>704571568
Hi, Dan.
>>704555555
Amazing sexts
Jack Black was first probably.
>>704560498
She´s crying? The things she saw.
>>704559798
No, it's Blunden from Head of the Class.
>>704560498
Just imagine her nightmares. Wonder if she thinks that all that money and fame was worth it.
Black and white Jack
dan "reply or ur mom is dad" Schneider
>>704555555
hnnnngggg
What fantastic bread
>>704555555
DAN SCHNEIDER IS THE ANTICHRIST
Dream job forever
Dan "The Cum Goblin Man" Schneider
>>704555555
OH
MY
GOD
DAN SCHNEIDER IS OUR NEW GOD
SPREAD THE NEWS
>>704572870
>schneider's bakery
Bravo Dan
>>704551010
Chester The Molester?
>>704555555
a single tear in 4chan's eye as we hail the sexts
>>704551010
>Dan "Kisses For Candybars" Schneider
>>704551010
>Dan "Lemme tickle ya butthole" Schneider
>>704571310
Muh dik, Whytes Wimmenz, muh dik...
>>704555555
:OOOO
>>704561222
Cunt
>>704551010
I'd say he's Dirty Dan.
>>704555555
God the queen good sir
>>704555555
>>704555555
OI! put me in the screencap you cunt!
>>704555555
hi mum
>>704555555
>>>/f/aggotscannotbluetext
>>704555555
I said dayuuuuuum
Dan "I will always get more pussy than you" Schneider
>>704555555
fuck me in the ass. Fucking quints. Good job mister anon. You can die now like a hero.
>>704562625
>>704563342
Why would there be a screencap of a wasted get you mongoloids?
>>704561222ayy
>>704555555
Check'd, dayum
http://due.im/short/3b1
http://due.im/short/3b2
http://due.im/short/3b3
http://due.im/short/3b4
WET PUSSYS!!!
>>704561222
bump
>>704577782
I ain't clicking that shit
Dan "living the dream" Schneider
>>704561041
It's actually true
>>704555555
Dan "do the dollies" Schneider
>>704553408
>>704553423
Why is it always a jew?
>>704555555
HOW DID HE DO IT? THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
>>704555555
cyka blyat
>>704555555
holy fuq
>>704580998
is that kobe bryant?
Dan "taking it to the man" schneider
>>704555555
top sexts, good sir
>>704581255
So, who got raped more?
>>704551092
>>704553412
>>704553543
>>704553546
>>704553772
>>704553854
>>704555555
Your new is showing, you disgusting fucking autists.
Also HAHAHA THE NUMBERS ARE THE SAME AND THEY ARE REPEATING HAHAH SIMPLY EPIC QUOTE THE POST QUOTE THE POST AND THERE WILL BE A LOT OF REPLIES EPIC THREAD /B/ROS HAHA EPIC THE SAME NUMBERS ARE EPIC HAHA :d
>>704581604
autism
>>704560498
>friendly reminder Miranda cucked Dan with the entire football team
she had the last laugh kek
>>704581807
What an entirely original, well thought-out and original post, you absolute fucking toilet. Off yourself.
>>704581985
even more autism
>>704581900
Cosgrove is on some basketball niggas penis, I wonder how they will have sex.
>>704582088
:^)
Enjoy your adolescence, you fucking spastic.
Dan "HOLY SHIT SHE'S GETTING AWAY! GRAB HER!" Schneider
>>704579013
When will we see Miranda with a large black man like Jenette?
>>704561222
fuck you
>>704555555
>>704555555
epic
>>704555555
way to go
>>704552855
Well that...that got depressing
>>704555555
God bless y9u kind sir. Your kek put you in goat status. Well played.
I thought it was Jocky Wilson...
>>704585816
>not knowing that this is what actually happens
>>704555555
>>704555555
Christ...
>literally 10 plus years in
>people still care about dubs
You guys are fags, I'm sorry
>>704551010
>>704555555
anon right now
>>704551010
Hugh Mungus
>>704555555
Put me in the screenshot pls
>>704555555
Double triples
>>704563342
hehehe
>>704551293
underrated
>>704555555
NOICE
>>704555555
witnessed
>>704551010
Pedo Pan
>>704555555
fuck you
>>704551010
DAN "THE RECTUM REKTER" SCHNEIDER
It's Dan "if you wan to be on Nick, gotta suck muh dick" Schneider
>>704551293
LOVE THIS ONE.
>>704551010
Hugh Mungus
