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/nzg/ - New Zealand General
Just another day in purgatory.
Evening
Dunners reporting.. great start to the week, marks back for an exam and got a higher mark than i was expecting.
how's everyone else going?
Evening all!
I'm fricken amazed. Got home at 7:30, 5 mins later my Indian neighbours knocked on my door.
'Hi anon, we made too much butter chicken. Would you like dinner on us tonight?'
Would I fuck!
That shit was delicious. Ate it like cookie monster coz i hadnt eaten all day. And better than any curry I've ever had at a restaurant. My neighbours rock.
I feel super bad coz all I can make for them in return is cheese on toast or two minute noodles.
>>704543309
that's fucking nice of your neighbours, i guess it's also apart of our culture in a way?
>>704543309
Maaattteeee i live next to indians too, everytime im working on my cars the the older fella comes out and watches, theyve made multiple curried for me and the mrs, in return ive changed spark plugs, brakes and ive broken into their house a couple times cause tgey locked the keys inside, indian neighbours rock
>>704543309
That's nice, my Indian neighbors butchered rare and beautiful roses and now their garden looks like shit
>>704543540
Indians are really nice people 99% of the time. i've found at least.
South D reid road reporting
>>704542848
Evening
>>704542860
Good for you, anon. Sounds like the best Monday ever!
Not bad here, just quiet.
>>704543309
>>704543540
Your Indian neighbours sound like GC's
>>704543622
You got a Volcom poster in your window?
>>704543622
checked.
>>704543666
well i've had better mondays but yeah this is up there on them.
>>704543393
I've never done shit for my neighbours and they've never done shit for me.
>>704543741
i don't really do a lot for mine apart from be a nice and respectful person to them (they're a couple, like early 30s), they bring me food and baking and shit, they're fucking GC's
Ranui rep reporting in
Auckland central reporting in.
Never talked to my neighbours.
>>704543610
Better than the fucking Chinese.
>>704543610
Yea their not too bad, my neighbourhood is quite indian and there is a few bad apples, really only 2 houses and the police raided 1 of them about a month ago and the house has been empty since
>>704543666
checked
how goes it?
>>704543808
I can't stand Chinese people (no offence to any chinese people here!), they took over the local fish and chip shop and it's fucking average as now.
>>704543809
yeah, most of them are pretty good.
>>704543782
Sup bruh, ranui also reportin in, which end are you in? Im right by the train station but not the pooks side
>>704543869
They make a snapper curry regularly and he always brings me a serving, he always says to me "too spicy for da kidzz, you should get them a happy meal" cracks me up cause im always blazed and hes aprison guard at paremoremo prison
>>704543831
>Devil trips
Devil Z? Baja Z.
Goes aiight, nothing really doing. How goes it for you?
>>704543686
No I don't
Old neighbours had an outdoor stone pizza oven and it was straight across from our washing line, I guess they felt bad because they would bring us a few pizzas
>>704544108
Why would they feel bad? All your shit would smell like pizza. That's dope.
>>704543869
I actually don't mind the individual chinese person, most of the time. But the cut throat selfish Chinese culture is like the polar opposite of kiwi culture and it does my fucking head in.
Especially working in a customer facing business, I make a point to totally avoid speaking to or acknowledging them unless they come to me and ask for my assistance like a god damn human being.
>>704544084
less sore, tho day is slow like always.
hmm 240Z looked so good.
Sadly so fucking expensive
>>704543393
These guys are pretty based. We've discussed the problems that muslims cause. They just moved to NZ a couple of years ago and told me they're not Indians anymore, they are 100% kiwis.
>>704543540
I lol'ed. But I'm not sure that's how it works.
>>704543610
I have to agree with you. There's a few indian / fijians in my street. I've never had any probs with them. Never any loud music or cop visits.
>>704543771
One of the things I like about being Kiwi. I'm happy to help out my neighbours with general shit. Just they should know I'm never gonna cook for them. I'd end up killing them with my slop.
>>704543874
Shot brotha. I'm opposite the gas station ey.
>>704543996
Classic haha.
>>704543782
>>704543874
Ranui too
What schools did yous go to?
>>704543996
how did this meme even start
>>704544221
how did this meme even start
>>704544444
>>704544357
I go massey high g
>>704544445
>>704544302
Which 1?
>>704544357
I lived in south auckland til i was 13, weymouth primary, weymouth imtermediate, james cook high school, and when we moved out west i went to massey high
>>704544580
So did she
>>704544716
?2?
>>704544241
>looked so good
>sadly so expensive
Rinse and repeat right here.
>>704544827
Got a name to that Haha?
>>704544779
Solid. What ethnicity are you g
>>704545084
filename
>>704545014
why does everyone look normal except the guy on the far right
Have genuine medicinal need for pot in Hamilton.
plz respond
>>704545014
4.5/10 slav squat in the front
>>704545170
Good luck m8, drug hookups in these threads never seem to go anywhere
>>704542484
FUCK YOU got my self all excited then realized it was a fucken new zealand flag. you know there are more of you in aus then there is in new zealand
>>704545125
This your misus g? She's pretty mean ay haha
>>704545118
Pure white boy hahaha you ever see a wrx with this sticker boostin around thats me haha well my mrs drives the wrx more then me cause i bought meself an r34
>>704544935
Yeah, now it worse cause asshole have old shit and want top money for rust.
Now i'm triggered.
>>704545277
No there isn't, you mong.
>>704545276
That and Hamilton has run the fuck out of weed.
>>704545318
And me 34
>>704545318
wrx owner explains why his misus get around town
886!
>>704545318
Solid, I'll keep my eye out now Hahah
>>704543309
You're neighbors sound awesome, The bitch who lives below me likes knocking on my door during the night hours for darts drunk as a skunk. Then has the nerve to call me an asshole to her children. Fucking fat cunt, I swear fat chicks are the most malicious soul sucking people you can ever meet. Fuck you Malisa.
>>704545380
omg look another 34... fuck man your more sheap then new zealander
>>704545277
It's your own stupid fault for stealing our flag in the first place, cunt
>>704545402
Lol totally mate shes busy making wedding dresses filling my pocket with cash, only downside to this is fabric all through the house but ehh shits pretty cash getting 2k tomoro well fuckin needed gotta get tyres for wofs on all 3 cars
>>704545460
It was cheap, what can i say? I looked at lots of cars before choosing it, its a 25de manual 108k kms cost me 4k, i bought it for the price and got the 4 door cause ihave 2 kids
>>704545488
i guess i can give you that unlike the Pavlova
>>704545333
>Astina/323
>333's
Checked.
And fuck boomers, "I know what I got" bullshit.
>>704545531
oh yeah thats right the women use to be the hunters over there. good to see you passed making the wheel
>>704545437
Youl hear them before you see them haha i really need to quiten the 34 down and the subies got the turbo out atm cause the exhaust gaskets blew out at 25psi
>>704545531
>filling my pocket with cash
What kind of scrub leeches off his missus?
>>704545750
ay sorry i thought it was a sheap what her name marty?
>>704545702
Shes whiter then white paper mate, not everyone in this country is black, its ok to be single, youl find her/him one day
>>704545736
with all that coin you get why dont you get a fucken turbo straitening kit
>>704545750
She earns more then me, ive hwlped her pay for alot of shit towards her business in the last 5 years and now that its becoming sucessful i get to real the rewards, whats wrong with that? Isnt that what investors do?
>>704545807
bro ant sheap white? and nah i cant talk my gurls a taswegin
>>704545818
asking myself the same question each day :(
>>704545675
in fucking deed.
>>704545818
Chelsea??
>>704545875
Ive been looking into turbo kits but il probably end up just buying a 25det to put in it, ive been fixing up the wrx as it needs a wof, my rolla needs a wof next week and the skyline needs tyres and a wof next month, buta turbo for the skyline is in the works just amatter of time
>>704545277
You'll be pleased to know now you're economy has tanked all those Kiwis are flooding back to NZ. I'm not sure what I think about that myself, I think of them as traitors. Didn't like NZ when we were in the shit, now things have picked up they want to get a free rude on all our hard work.
>>704545457
Fuck you Malia. Raise your kids better. And lose some weight. Also, you definitely ain't all that. No man wants you bitch.
Sorry for your neighbour mate.
>>704546051
Nah.
Nam strts with T
>>704545924
Nah mate sheep get dirty fast from mud and shit, the white sheep you see on tv are actors
>>704546077
Fucking autocorrect. Makes it look like I'm a tard level speller.
Back in Dunedin tomorrow. I miss my bed and computer
>>704546062
noo get ca18det and bore that slut out sloppy like to a 2ltr they be bitching
>>704542484
>Christchurch
Evening
>>704546185
Put a ca18det in a heavy ass r34? You play too much
>>704546077
sorry guys the line of work i do iv in contact with ya country men alot we always be taking the piss. all good tho just go to the dairy
>>704546103
Oh, nvm. Lol
>>704546294
your 34 is heavy.. angle grinder time.. milk crates any one
Anyone is Howick/East Auckalnd?
>>704546359
Your one hori cunt arent ya mate?
>>704546185
I'll agree with you choosing a CA over an SR, but four-cylinders in a Skyline sedan?
Nah, bro. Nah.
>>704546405
only coz my boi todd kieran made me this way
>>704546454
This it already has a rb25, why would i lose 2 cylinders and 500cc of displacement
>>704546294
, do you know how to car or even modify?
>>704546316
No apology needed.
We're brothers. Just your our brash arrogant 40 year old, fat, bald brother with a really small dick.
so a gutted out Pintara
Rotofag reporting in again
>>704546470
Churr all day muh cuzzy bro yo fam we hittin the lit party shore ways wit rangi? Shucks hes a crack up fella ae geee all day one hunnit % home slice
>>704546577
now now im a very fit lad have to be to carry you sas bois
>>704546696
What street?
>>704546701
you know todd?
>>704546771
Theres only 2 streets in roto pick one?
>>704546826
I know 9 todds
>>704546771
I'm a different anon but Turner Dr up in Pleasant Heights
>>704546902
he a ginger ninger movie to wa Kieran
>>704546927
Bufty
>>704546771
Pukehangi
>>704547007
Yea nah yea nah yea nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah mate nahhh
>>704545818
Would cum all over those tits
>>704547041
Bufty? Is that someone's actual name?
How the fuck does an anon import class IV (modafinil specifically) into the country without it getting seized because of our shitty import laws?
My package was just seized the other day
>>704547260
Somewhere it will be
where you boys from
>>704547393
Dunedin. Gonna bomb some hills.
>>704547393
welly
>>704547393
New zealand
>>704547518
lair
>>704547456
film yourself going down Baldwin street
>>704547306
It's prescription only
so you can't
you fucking nong
>>704547545
Nah for honest oi
>>704547576
Age?
anyone wanna chat on snapchat? maybe trade pics?
>>704547618
Heaps old
Satan can you hear me
I want to bang Tamika.
>>704547679
Yes my child
>>704547603
Only if I get to do it in a wheelie bin :^)
>>704547734
toftb
>>704543864
Shakespeare
>>704547734
I want to bang ginga tbh
>>704547769
Do it mate you will become legend
>>704547734
Lmao at kyss
>>704546564
RFB
>>704547874
Churrrr
iv been nz for service at papakura military camp
>>704547826
WITNESS ME
>>704547734
>2 AM
wew lads
>>704548038
Im in auckland mate, live stream, will definately witness
>>704548048
>not staying up until two am because you've lost control of your life, but finding comfort in the company of others who are in similar situations as you all collectively forget for a while, if only for a while
>>704547769
Too soon mate.
Her body was ripped to shreds. Was a pretty thing. Can't believe its been 15 years. RIP Anna.
i want to kill myself
>>704548341
Welcome to the club
>>704547734
me on the right
>>704548341
I want to get high on meth and rip my guts out so I stop caring
>>704548774
i will literally cuck you
>>704548341
>>704548774
>>704548367
We all wanna here
>>704542484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UIaXt9ikLs
>>704549210
Fuck me that snapper looked good.
Im going to have to go fishing this weekend now.
>>704549210
those bagels fuckin suck
>>704549817
SC?
>>704549879
Goodluck
>>704548774
Why?
Wonder what happened to the guy that leaked those pussy pics to /b/ last night? Daddy wasn't very nice.
>>704550058
Post em
>>704549210
wtf those burgers fuckin suck too
>>704549944
I'm tired
>>704550871
We all are fam.
>>704547734
Stop making it easier for people to impersonate kyss
>>704550871
Yeah I know that feel, I can only see my life getting worse in the future. I'm gonna be alone, I'm gonna be miserable.
>>704551162
Started drinking and smoking in excess in hopes of dying sooner
>>704551208
Drinking and smoking should be enjoyed for their own sake, killing you sooner is just a side benefit.
>>704551208
>>704551338
Remember both of these usually result in very very painful and slow deaths
>>704551338
I enjoy them alot, only reason i get out of bed most days
>>704551430
Yes well im a pussy and find it in myself to just hang or shot myself so this is it
>>704550946
There will never be an end to the idbro impostors.
But its really easy to tell them apart from the real one.
>>704551651
To much top
quercy get your cunt out
>>704551651
could walk down the street and see better
>>704551756
NO!
>>704551756
post dic
>>704550895
Makes it wrote tbh
>>704551162
I see my life being the same and that's tiring. Everyday its wake up tired
>>704551877
Least you got dubs fam
>>704551905
Tank bro switch it up cunt post some Prius
>>704547734
I miss kyss :(
>>704551973
yeah nar, get fucked
>>704551973
How about we post Toyota's that don't suck?
Kek this tank spammer wants to be IDbro so badly..
>>704552019
What the fuck? Do you fucking niggers use UFOs as tanks? How are you not a superpower yet?
>>704552105
not even
tank poster probably rivals sportsbro in terms of spamming
no where near idbros level though
>>704552171
who knows.
>>704545125
Does she live in whangarei or did she now pretty sure i used to smoke gear with her
>>704552105
So sad how shitposters get compared to IDBro all the time now
>>704552168
gettin there
NN rpeorting
>>704552814
Who the fuck are you?
>>704552927
who r u ?
>>704552168
You in Auckland?
>>704553324
Sexy
>>704553300
Cheeeeeked. And no.
>>704553391
>>704553437
get yaaaa cuntttt outtt
>>704545818
Best timestamped tits I've ever seen
>>704553574
Thanks, same tits as >>704553437
>>704553498
>>704553666
Them satan trips again
>>704553410
>>704545818
hottest pic in the thread
>>704554010
nzg memes turn you on too?
>>704553666
10/10
>There are threads on 8/nz/ from 2 years ago
>>704554154
When they're as hot as that.
>>704554367
they got a lot better since IDbro left tho
>>704554367
>>704554618
Wew it's exactly the same as when I last checked
>>704546187
Evening!
>>704554288
P sure I know that girl on the left
Bored chch
.
>>704555228
Go for a hoon through the tunnel
>>704555326
No car at present. Enjoy it mostly.
>>704555558
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
>>704555642
My ability to fuck people off is a super power!
>>704555642
Saved.
>>704555228
Same here, except the bored part. I've been drinking and reading about Eyes Wide Shut. Best night I've had in a while.
int.anon-ib.ru/nz
http://cheesespin.net/
prove you're not a fag
nudes anyone?
>>704556524
Eyes wide shut is interesting!
I've got 3 laptops I'm working on. Thinking I need another beer.
>>704556894
Send me new laptop
>>704556894
>>704556524
Writing a letter to a US Congressmen!
>>704557002
Where are you?
>>704556894
It's a fucking masterpiece and I love it so much! I first saw it on TV at 11pm during the orgy scene when I was maybe 14 and it's totally captivated me ever since. One of my favourite films of all time.
>>704557056
What would I write?
>>704557079
Wellyo
>>704557204
top kek good sir
>>704557148
>>704557096
I wrote to Mr Jason Chaffetz to tell him he's awesome! I've watched all the CSPAN on Hillary and a few other things. He's just a real honest guy!
Sydenham
>>704557681
Sydenham?
>>704557778
in chch.
>>704557309
top kek good sir
>>704557681
Fuck, man, I don't know shit about politics. What I do know shit about, though, is Eyes Wide Shut.
>>704558000
What you do know shit about, though, is trips
>>704557869
yes!
>>704558000
Seems like you have a little knowledge of checking. I know how the world works unfortunately.
>>704558069
Eyes Wide Shut and trips. Fucking poetry. Everyone go watch it. if you haven't.
>>704557869
Damn need a hot wellyfag
Auckland fag here. Rent is cancer
>>704556654
Looking good TJ nice to see your huge tits properly instead of just imagining them when I see ya nipples poking up
>>704559174
Who the fuck...
>>704559427
Secret admirer
>>704559563
Tell me lmao
>>704559628
How bout I tell you next time I see you
>>704559655
Nah fuuuck that hahah
>>704559722
>>704559655
>>704559628
>>704559563
>>704559427
absolute cancer
>>704559722
Yeah prolly best to stay anonymous eh... would love to fuck you though. Fantasised about it for years ever since you first propositioned me when we were drunk
>>704559850
mad faggot?
>>704559896
I don't think I propositioned anyone...
Cyas niggas!
>>704559976
I believe it was a joint effort, perhaps your boyfriend of the time's idea?
>>704560096
N E G A S
>>704559896
Was it that time J mentioned wanting to be cucked? And as far as I knew at the time was joking but turned out to be true feels
yeah damn here I was thinking you were down for the D I sure wanted to give it to ya
>>704560483
Dunno how J will feel about his boss wanting to fuck his ex.
>>704559959
the woman is a beast
both of your posts are facebook tier, please leave
>>704560609
You just call me a beast?
>>704560288
>true feels
>>704560764
We're nearly there, boys
>>704560737
>>704560582
probably aroused slightly or betrayed and humiliated who knows but does his boss really want to fuck his ex?
>>704560737
yes, would have to be near paralytic to even think about mounting a hamplanet such as yourself
liz is keeping it 3hunna, are you?
>>704561156
Nice, what else ya got?
>>704561111
quads for queers
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING LADS
LIKE THE ROMANS
>>704561400
You kept it 400
>>704561363
nothing. you've eaten all of my comebacks
>tfw obese women think they are beautiful
go gurrrrl
>>704547462
You know a joy g?
>>704561522
You're not very good to begin with
>>704561577
Nope.
jOyCeLiA
>>704561666
third satan trip
And ugh that crazy bitch
Anyone up from hamilton?
>>704561585
what are you upset about?
If you're going to post """"seductive"""" pictures of yourself when you're ugly to average looking and obviously overweight don't be surprised when you're called out for it.
>>704561714
It's fitting given her penchant for edgy metal like slipknot
>>704561771
Oh, I'm not upset about that considering it's not true.
I'm upset at the fact that i thought you were going to be entertaining and you're just disappointing.
>>704560905
Welp, we made it. Could absolutely splatter my brains against the wall right now if only I had a gun.
Goodnight, anons.
>>704561771
>be this guy
>nothing better to do at 2.30 am than insult women on the internet
