ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you
part 3
>Marshal
Justin
Chad. Got to the last thread late.
>>704483237
a bulky strong looking guy but gay inside
bump
Mustafa
>>704483089
taylan
Andrew
>>704483340
22 years old. Not bad looking but super socially awkward. Have a few close friends. Probably way too good of a person to be on /b/
Terrence
Abel
>>704483429
you got your answer in the last thread
>>704483089 probably newfag. welcome to hell.
>>704483340 is bald and wide ass nose.
>>704483364 probably white, from California and things old memes are cool.
>>704483429 LMAO IM NOT EVEN GUNNAA TRYYY
Hello, I'm Haley. Nice to meet you.
Leandro. I'm not Brazilian
>>704483089
Jack
Gimmey Saucepls
Christian
Brandon
Landon
Michael
Stefano
>>704483387
Im fit fat and i have a wife who i have threesomes with traps with. So you arent that far off
Danny
>>704483454
Russian and is still collecting pogs
>>704483602
transexual
Noel
>>704483585
34 years old, secretly attracted to your 7 yr old daughter and also a closet gay
>>704483809
Lucky mofo
Aviset.
ivo
>>704483928
evil scientist that fights blue hedgehog
>>704483714 : good at soccer
>>704483754 : probably deals weed
>>704483757 : smokes a lot of weed
>>704483758 : 50/50 jock or wow nerd
>>704483793 : eat sleep rave repeat
Osama
>>704483714 despite your name, youre that weird kid who likes to do titanic rituals and black magic
.>>704483758 Jackson?
>>704483876 that SP-ED kid that no one pays attention to
>>704483089
fuck you im Mervis
>>704483856
>pogs
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Have fun guys
>Berch
>>704483089
Zach
>>704483429
Come on fags
Steven
Tyler
>>704483878
Only in the wife dept. I just lost my job and no one else will hire me because pic related
>>704483429
dude ur the lion king what more do you want
>>704484019
well the evil part was right
>>704484222
Blonde blue eyes surfs sucks cock
>>704484282
belly piercing turned me off.
>>704483645
Please acknowledge me
Eli
Tim
>>704484424
Gay
>>704484095
hung by the us government then reincarnated to lead isis
>>704483645
Weird foriegn kid
Roman
I have one of the shittiest names, Daniel
>>704484517
Leave Aaron
>>704484467
you probably beg for attention. irl.
tall, gay, daddy fetish.
Paul
>>704484537
i like my share in women.
>>704484222
Phillip...lip exemplified
Ryan
Trinity.
>>704484375
wrong on all counts. try again.
>>704484281
ragels?
faggot thread.
>>704484329
A Disney movie isnt a personality i want my personality fag
>>704484761
you wear leather and ride a motorcycle
also in love with the one
>>704484798
Zach bell
jace
>>704484847
ok you are probably overly aggressive which caused a lot of people to not like you
>>704484569
Close
>>704484761
White chick with massive ass
>>704483089
Bobby
>>704483089
Katherine
Got an answer last thread, but I like hearing more ideas.
>>704484843
That's a hell of a weird name caralho xD
>>704484286
Ahh, because stupidass dimwit white boy fuckery...it'll pass /b/ro...just takes time and $$...as you're finding out...<hushed lol>
Noelle.
Gram
>>704484996
Holy shit this is so true its scary
>>704483089
Teaguen
>>704485014
guy with small dick, and lives in mom's basement
>>704485006
Eh, it's kinda big, but I'm chubby, so most of me is kinda big.
>>704485044
halfway through your gender change. used to be Ken.
Sigma.
>>704484102
>titanic rituals
wat
Zach
>>704483237
High school student, in choir, probably CA
>>704485044
you're a tiny cute girl and you're wearing pink bra
>>704484222
Gregg
>>704485170
I demand kik
Harambe
>>704485044
I'm guessing trap
Dakota
(Male)
Everett
>>704485295
you work for cp rail. and you're currently looking after a ballast cleaner
>>704485330
Profit
>>704483602
Not from California. Yes I'm white and yeah I have several meme pages so the meme part is also correct I suppose
>>704485252
Nigga. You be wearing a red white striped shirt and pulling of scams with the mafia nigga and a smart nigga.
Aleksandr
>>704483089
Kenneth
Michael
Brian
>>704485107
Yeah might sue the company tbh. I was training for the first time behind the wheel and my instructor who was just following the rules of the training program was asleep while i was driving at 3 am. Tbh new drivers shouldnt drive alone until 6 mo of exp.
>>704485256
See
>>704483809
But i am moving to CA friday
>>704485190
Nope.
Not even sure they allow gender reassignment where I live.
>>704485476
you play basketball
Tyrone
>>704483089
ernest, but i go by ernie
josh
>>704484759
sweet sweet behind. 10/10 would tongue probe again
>>704485528
9 inch cock
>>704484172
Pogs are awesome. I had a sick collection back in the day. I think I still have it in storage kek. Not him btw
>>704485547
You're a shitty baseball player
>>704485282
Tiny sort've. I'm on the short side but not a midget. And I don't wear pink.
>>704484286
What happened here?
>>704485330
Ghost busters remake
Alex
>>704484558
Wat
>>704483089
Jeremy
>>704485308
lolno.
>>704484957
A fag
Patrick
Gabriel AKA Gabo
>>704485493
hollywood? hahhaa
Kevin
>>704485815
Fuck you then slut
Jamie
>>704485801
big loudmouthed blithering spanner
>>704485719
You have a piercing or tattoos
>>704485154
ay we got the same name except you're a girl
>>704484672
36 years old. You used to play basketball a lot. Now you go bowling at least once a week. Work in IT
>>704485941
Slut, not the first time I've heard that one.
>>704484286
>Best in class
kekd
Jacob
>>704486053
You're prob uggo
>>704485158
Weirdo. Skinny
>>704485997
Earrings.
And I have an anchor on my upperarm.
>>704486162
lolk.
Wolfgang
My name is Brian
>>704485957
>spanner
>types "spanner" into google
>noun- a wrench
explain?
>>704485998
M80. You fucking wot?!
Did you parents seriously name you Noelle even though you are a male?
>>704485815
Bitch
>>704486282
meant that i had the male version lol
>>704485528
all around family man with a well paying steady job
Abel
Judy
>>704485933
Anaheim
>>704486282
You're a redhead. Also a newfag
>>704486286
This is fucking hilarious.
>>704485483
the fuckboy dog in family guy
>>704485675
never played seriously, but when i did play i was terrible
>>704486267
Callin you a wrench
>>704486199
you're from east europe
>>704486412
Fuck you fat bitch
Anton
Dion
>>704486514
Chikin
>>704486380
Spammer
>>704486265
you're a dog
>>704486162
No, just fat and easy...
>>704486465
yikes
>>704486514
Newcombe.
>>704486503
>>704486592
I'm enjoying this.
Shlomo
>>704486470
Scandinavia. non-native.
>>704486636
No u
Ada.
>>704486545
Faggot
>>704486677
Nice dubs fatty
Jozze
hi id like to start off by saying YES I am a girl xD
Ashley
>>704486723
Cute, musically inclined, hella liberal parents, smoke lots of pot.
>>704486376
Oh. Neato then! You seem nice.
>>704486406
I have black hair, and not a newfag.
Not really proud of being on this website.
>>704486689
you have curly hairs and you like alcohol
Will
>>704486802
No you're not
Charles.
Thomas
>>704486724
Confirm
>>704486592
>fat
>easy
Slide the kik now im black you know u want it
>>704486802
very short black hairs
Michael
>>704486875
Homosexual?
>>704486802
omg xd me too im katherine from earlier but you can call me teh penguin of doom >~<
>>704486584
Nah rearly spam
>>704486677
you would. Fat slut.
>>704486973
Nice spork xd
Oscar
Arthur
>>704486868
Jeffrey
>>704486864
Wavy-ish. And yes i do drink a lot.
>>704486867
You survived an abortion and now own a grocery store.
>>704487016
Kek this bitch is fat as fuck
Luca
>>704486867
Fat, Haitian. smokes a lot of weed, works on shitty muscle cars.
>>704487083
>>704486802
Notta chance you're a girl,as in female..maybe gurl (chick with dick/cock), not a real live girl though..nice try eh!
Gino
Louis
nick
>>704485931
Gabo? What kind of nickname is that? You think you're cooler than you are, wear fedoras and pretend it's ironically, but you like them. You also think my little pony is "not all bad"
>>704486951
Heh. No.
I just suck cocks.
>>704487205
Holy shit. You're exactly right
>>704486252
My name is Wolfgang if you make a correct guess i'll post some nudes of my GF
>>704483089
Jack
>>704487272
Faggot ass nigga
>>704487194
you have a nice bike and you drive it fast
>>704486924
can i has durty lint and scabby covered panties to sniff? por favor?
Eric
Gabriel
>>704487091
you're 167cm tall and 53kg weight
>>704483089
Isaiah Shlomo Rosenberg
>>704487339
Nah my bike is shit af Nice try tho
>>704487308
you make classical music and died over 100 years ago
>>704487384
35 years old
Hugh
Sam
(Male)
>>704486930
Shitty paper company manager
>>704487360
U wot m8
>>704487329
Yer daddy is a fagger-ooo,
but before he knew it
he had you.
>poetry
Skylar.
>>704487475
Filthy meme
>>704483089
Adam.
>>704487475
Got caught with a black transsexual hooker in the early 90s
>>704487531
Re-read post plz, k, thx
>>704486821
Kinda close except on the parents. Parents are conservative as fuck.
>>704485799
You tend to go unnoticed.
I would know, I'm also Alex.
>>704485931
You come from a third world contry and play alot of league of legends
>>704487475
HUGH MUNGUS WOT
HUGH MUNGUS WOT
HUGH MUNGUS WOT
HUGH MUNGUS WOT
HUGH MUNGUS WOT
HUGH MUNGUS WOT
Ådne
>>704487308
Native German speaker who thinks Nazis were horrible. Studied technical things ... physics/math or engineering, like computer science ... in first half of twenties. Between 180 and 190 cm tall. Loved metal. Dark hair with green/brown eyes.
>>704487656
aka, Alexi...trap on Kik
>>704487421
Pretty spot on actually. Nice going anon.
What a shitshow this thread has been
>>704487324
Lego Maniac
>>704483089
Melanie
Cody
Max
>>704487857
Chubby meme slut
Dylan
Schlomal Shekelberg
Cody
>>704483089
Connor
Zachary
>>704487780
Are you positive we aren't the same Alex?
>>704487803
27, uptight,ex radio shack emp, currently under review @ sears
>>704487883
Act Alpha
Live Beta
Stacy. (Im a guy)
Kyle
>>704487803
Bald white pedo, anal warts, has a spoiled pudding fetish, wipes hand on sweaty ass crack and smells the flavor all day.
>>704483540
Kind of nerdy, more normie than other /b/tards. Enjoys tinkering with computers and gadgets and shit
>>704487937
You're a lawyer.
Jonas
>>704487649
You are a 37 YO fat white male pretending to have a pussy
>>704487983
26 but no lol. I kekt tho thanks anon
>>704487947
You're gay but your father always resented you for it, when coupled with little man syndrome it has left you very bitter.
Gage
>>704487796
you moved to Scandinavia few years ago, you still don't know a lot of people
>>704488054
Lithuanian drug dealer who is skinny and 5 5
Dylan
>>704488006
more like act beta and live beta but okay
>>704487883
Marching band ap classes, Hispanic?
>>704484957
You get neckbeards making Magic: the Gathering jokes at you all the time, even though you never play
>>704488010
A stoner who hates their parents
>>704488006
double 06, you've never lived an "alpha" day in your entire life. Exception: your day-dreams.
>>704488042
Michael
>>704488166
O_o
>>704487946
Likes sports, blonde, maybe plays vidya outside of madden?
Mike Hawk
>>704488042
lostlmmfao
>>704488129
Nope, straight, good relationship with my dad and 6'0. You went 0/3, good job
>>704487857
Short, orange, no torso, look of perpetual surprise, anally raped by a banana.
>>704488054
Your Nightcrawler who steals other people's ideas and claim them as their own
Vincent.
Jonah
>>704488309
Hi Katie
>>704488082
Anytime
Kyle
Kelsey
>>704488327
yes
>>704488377
Fite me
Gonzalo
>>704488199
Man that's actually so accurate, didn't take marching band but i'm a musician. And yeah i'm hispanic
>>704488280
Skrawny white kid, got shitty tatto at 16, is kind of poor.
Arthur
Robert Paulson
>>704483089
Marco
>>704488158
7 years ago, and I know a few but less than I should.
>>704483429
You're an Arabic guy going to college in valdosta Georgia, you love soccer
>>704488417
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
Dillon
>>704488423
>25, canada, male, slightly overweight, bling rocka Joe, like mostly un-cut small cocks
>>704488507
OMG..
>>704488343
From Brooklyn, hipster boy with auburn/ black hair?
Barack
>>704487563
Long dark ha>>704487571
ir
>>704488598
Yes wtf
>>704488333
Checked and keked
>>704488264
Far off
>>704488618
White Boi
>>704488618
Community organizer. Married to a mtf tranny
>>704488447
lol, dang son.
>>704488598
Couldn't be farther from the truth, sorry anon.
>>704483921
Terrorist.
>>704483587
Your brother is trying to murder you
>>704488500
ok, so i guess you moved in with your parents and you still live with them despite the fact most people of your age live alone in Scandinavia.
i guess you're you're a student
>>704488618
8 year old white boy with lesbian parents
>>704488640
Lol shutup, I'm being b8'd. No way.
>>704488636
Long blonde hair actually.
Bon que que
Ahmed
>>704488525
You went by cool aid in highschool because you had a good sense of humor about your roseatia. Juggelo. High 24/7.
Jenson
>>704487952
Idk bump
>>704487770
Native spansh speaker. 1,82 m tall browm hair and eyes. Art mayor but i'm all into phisics, enegenirin and programming. Think hitler was the good guy actualy.
>>704488864
Brown boy, grew up in an apartment with determined father, wears designer clothes and wants to become a director?
>>704488784
Actually no. Live on my own. Joined the navy back in the states before I was honorably discharged because some prick beat the shit out of me because I "wasn't giving him enough attention" barely knew the fuck. And I was a student, but I recently graduated.
>>704488717
LOL.
>>704489038
I make clocks actually.
John
>>704489056
show cock, boi!
>>704488876
Tan, clown-free, and drugless.
Nice try though. Creative.
>>704489056
Allison, stupid vagina whore normie girl.
>>704488834
Like you'd know lol Kelly xD
>>704489165
>>704488831
100% serious
>>704489165
Nigga what
>>704489155
sounds gay as fuck anon. don't reproduce or donate sperm!
continuation thread >>704489247
>>704489180
Wrestler, plays an instrument, but not great at it.
Janet.
>>704489155
Nigga that's gay as fuck
>>704489204
Eh, not creative, I just describe people with the same name
>>704489204
You fucking lie...whoop whoop!
>>704488977
Damn ... totally wrong! Ur gf has penis though!
>>704489362
Cant donate sperm. I produce none.
>>704489532
Hehehehehehe
>>704489155
that's unexpected
now i guess you have really short hairs and you go to gym often
>>704489532
Tits or...GET THE FUCK OUT!
>>704489581
>>704489581
btw if you wanna go on, reply in the new thread >>704489247
