ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you
part 4
Tyler
>>704489247
Dillon
Eli
Kyle
Shlomo
Chad
>>704489247
Jonah
Gabriel
>>704489247
Sigma
>>704489463
Huge faggot
>>704489397
Father
>>704489458
Smoker
>>704489563
Fat fuck
>>704489490
From single mother hoiusehold, has micropenis and colourful eyes. Loves camouflage.
>>704489247
Katherine
Back from the last thread. Have at me.
>>704489458
6'0, tan, definitely not a juggelo
Gage
Ming
>>704489463
Jew
>Skylar
I'm a guy.
>>704489397
Massive faggot
Just cannot stop sucking dicks
>>704489463
Fairly long hair. Terrible sense of style, but you own it.
Barack
Cody
>>704489664
Have at it tits with timestamp
>>704489463
Black guy who wears cotton Turtle necked sweaters.
>>704489749
Nigger/Muslim
Dan.
>>704489563
>>704489713
Nah fam
>>704489397
Two faced prick who can't handle others opinions
Terrance
>>704489664
Uptight slut whore
>>704489728
you mean,
>were
Caleb
Sam
>>704489728
Closet fetishist, will transition into a woman in mid twenties and fuck his old best friend, get married to him.
>>704489563
nah
>>704489668
cheating and wrong
>>704489247
Chip
Thomas
Emma.
>>704489247
Charles
angus
>>704489934
You get away with murder.
>>704489638
I mean the single mother part was right so better than others?
Emma
>>704489664
short hair, you like keep you in fitness and you like snow
>>704489247
Diego
I live in the U.S. btw
>>704489664
Pretty average in about every respect.
>>704489974
Emma Watson.
>>704489967
Dafaq nigga
>>704489974
UN Spokeswoman for women. Stopped being hot after the first 3 Harry Potter Movies
>>704489778
i bet this wins. lol
>>704489902
Not really uptight. I'm pretty laid back imo
Trayvon
>>704490065
>>704490100
wow, so clever, both of you.
>>704490017
Kyle is a single mother's child name. Idk.
Camden
Abel
>>704490010
hippie
>>704489967
Hey you know someone called Dale ?
just asking
Van
>>704490150
Thanks. You are definitely blonde though
>>704490028
Very quiet. Knows french. Cute, but would never admit it.
>>704490100
Fuck you faggot Emma Watson is a true 10/10
>>704490028
Ugly fat whore
>>704490150
Kill yourself.
>>704490037
I keep my hair in a bun. And I do keep fit and enjoy cold weather.
What's my name /b/?
>>704490207
amish, get off the internet, you're cheating
>>704490071
i dont think thats really an assumption.
>>704490234
Total Dyke
>>704490120
opinion not valid here.
>>704490197
mixed race
>>704490248
He fell for it
Jonah.
>>704490234
You don't own anything from Vans
>>704490197
mixed race.
>>704490225
oh wow, ive never heard that one before. congrats
>>704490057
Yeah probably.
>>704489902
Did you say something offensive to my lady? Did you say something that I find inappropriate? Yes, she is my lady. No, we are not dating, but I consider her mine. Not as property, perhaps, but as equals. I, am a knight, good sir. I fight for the values of women online. I do also own five sets of plate mail, two sets of chain mail, and fifteen claymore swords. Also, two battle axes, mostly for LARPing, but I also have some real shit. I will cut you the fuck up. I'm gonna come to your house. I will fight you with my bare fists probably covered in chain mail because that would give me a little bit of an advantage. I will have my brother Steven who I share a bedroom with in my mother's apartment. I will have my brother Steven polish my armor after's he's done with his next round of Call of Duty and I will take you out! I will take you the fuck out! I will make sure that you never speak such harmful, awful, inappropriate things to my lady again. If you say one more fucking word on the internet I'm going to show you what a knight can do. I will be able to backtrace your IP using my hacker skills. One time I hacked my mom's boyfriend's Facebook page and said "lol i am a faggot". And now people think he's gay! And his mother has disowned him I think! My mom and him are still dating but I'm sure it damaged his credibility a lot. He once left his laptop on, that means I'm a hacker now! I have so many powers you can't imagine. I have a 178 IQ. I did an IQ test on Facebook and it said this was a very, very high number. I know that I'm smarter than you. More cleverer than you. More smarterest than you can ever imagine or believe. I am a knight of many principles. I'm very, very strong and very, very handsome. Yoouuuu can't stop me! Yoouuuu can't take back what you've done! All you can do is apologize and beg, beg for your life. This, and only this, will please me.
>>704490306
Babadook Cucumberfuck
>>704490120
Yeah that's your opinion tho. Everyone else knows it
Andres
>>704490100
Well that's the first time I heard that
>>704490292
you're a lesbian, can't really imagine a straight girl in the navy
Zachery
>>704489247
FUCK U NIGGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMGZtkMS3sQ
>>704490161
Fare enough
Genesis Lovecraft Sizeboil.
Noah
>>704490306
STOP FUCKING TROLLING THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAD YOU PIECE OF SHIT HIGH SCHOOL FUCK DELET THIS RIGHT NOW
>>704490359
Let me fix that for you
>>704490359
Cierra
>>704489945
Probably not.
>>704489537
not a god tier bro but still pretty cool to hang with
trying to get through college as a sketch artist
>>704489973
bit of an asshole but growing out of it, no real goals, but pretty good GF
>>704490466
Immature cunt
>>704490381
Someone who gets upset that millennial moms are naming their little brats Jonah and letting them claim ADHD and run around a movie theatre smelling of salty peanuts and poopy hands.
Donald
>>704489974
Single, bi, kinda cute
How close am I?
>>704490311
City person, try again
>>704490455
I experimented a bit in highschool, but I prefer men as both romantic partners and sexual partners.
>>704490649
Dude what
>>704490575
Pale blond with fucked up teeth
>>704490558
Thanks /b/ro
>>704490573
That was 100% b8. She's always been a 10/10 and will continue to be for a long time.
Korey
Connor
>>704490548
Jacob
>>704490587
Probably yes.
>>704489463
Fuck you
Evan
Jordan
>>704490711
Fuck you
Dmitry
>>704490717
Kinda lanky white kid, curlier hair when it gets longer
>>704490766
What a beautiful pepe
>>704490028
>>704490670
This applies to you as well.
David
i bet you take care of yourself with a lot of masturbation. you're the kind of girl that doesn't really need a man
>>704490649
Tbh I am a cunt but not immature far from that
>>704490455
>>704490687
Also, I joined the navy because I love being at sea, and I wanted to fight for my country and not have to deal with the muslims face-to-face.
>>704490649
Reeee kinda accurate!
>>704490820
Yes. What the hell
>>704490670
Pretty spot on, well I hope I'm cute lmao
>>704490713
Slightly overweight, short scraggly beard
Not neckbeard, just beard.
>>704489247
not so fast, fbi.
Alexander
>>704490808
Black hair, bowl cut, 5'7"
Owen
Derek
>>704490779
>>704490939
Wilson.
>>704490862
Nigga that's gay as fuck
>>704489247
Keegan
>>704490668
Friendly but kind of boring dude
>>704490542
Girls like you
>>704490381
Gets butthurt on French talkshows
>>704489247
Davey
>>704490963
Nigger. Hate yourself
Glenn
>>704490862
i'm quite lonely, but i've never known a girl like you.
sounds like you conquered Persia, Egypt, Syria, Mesopotamia, Bactria, and the Punjab.
>>704490963
White kid who wears grey hoodies, has an Amish beard shadow, raspy voice, and likes vocaloid music, metal.
>>704490920
Bowl cut is right, my hair is brown, but I actually am five eight. I'm Bulgarian, at least my mother is, so I have broad shoulders and longer eyes. Also some good cheekbones.
>>704490820
What the fuck. Are all Connors like this or something? Hit the nail on the head
Chet
>>704490989
Nah my nose isnt that fucked.
Gage
>>704490939
Blond hair
>>704490776
Fuckboy
>>704490827
What?
Maggie
Chase
>>704491224
Nope Brown as horse shit.
>>704489247
Tommy (Thomas essentially)
Vladimir
moot
Muhammad
>>704490997
They carry diseases, you know.
>>704491091
Most people on this board are lonely.
>>704490963
Average hight, not super muscular but kind of 'cut' constantly have 5'o'clock shado and wear t-shirts you don't particularly pay attention to the design of.
>>704491292
Putin basically nigger
>>704491243
Simpson.
>>704491294
Gay and into furrie shit
Miles
>>704491330
>Most people on this board are lonely.
some more than others
>>704491243
Typical white girl to a degree, appears to fit in but is a bit of an outcast.
>>704491273
Fat asian kid who's a wannabe CRIP and works at a pho place
Elliot
>>704491264
you're a pretty decent guy all around, were kinda popular in elementary school, but you're whiney when you don't get what you want. Some would call you a good friend, but you don't have very many people who just hate you. You honestly mean well, but your intentions don't always show it. You like things that you think others may not always understand, but you hope some day you can break that shell.
>>704491425
shit i wish, complete opposite
>>704491405
Ginger fag who was a vegetarian since 7.
PROVE ME RONG.
>>704491425
I didn't mean to capitalize crip my bad
Vincent
>>704491317
kid fucker
>>704490963
Constantly annoy your friend Alex while he's trying to enjoy a treat.
You also look like a hushpuppy/big pea
>>704491419
shit u rite
>>704489247
Daniel
Jose
>>704491527
Nigger from NYC, is an indie kid with red brown hair!!
>>704491416
True. Though there are people who will always be lonely everywhere.
>>704491589
suicide.
>>704491475
Skinny black kid, wannabe blood, works at a KFC?
>>704491589
Wears vans
Callum
>>704491623
I'm in new york. black hair and im not indie
>>704491475
Nah I know a guy tommy that's exactly how I described and he's a piece of shit
>>704491659
skinny, although I'm not a nigger and i dont work at KFC. good guess on the skinny part
>>704491581
Be my girlfriend. •___•
Ray
Ryan
Ariel
>>704490548
25, canada, male, slightly overweight, bling rocka Joe can suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch.
>>704491773
You are skinny and borderline autistic
>>704490902
This the same Emma I'm talking to elsewhere?
Jesus.
>>704491738
asians can get pretty feisty, I've seen a few Asian Tommy's in my time
guess her name
>>704491474
I'm an asshole. I was an asshole in elementary school. Was a good try. Thanks anon.
Aaron
Chester
>Inb4 molester
>>704491798
Ugly and annoying nigger
>>704491538
>>704491343
>>704491154
>>704491050
White kid, brown hair, cant grow a beard, lives in Florida so no hoodies 90% of time, despise metal and rock music, athletic build but still kind of on the chubby side, and haven't picked out a specific to wear unless I was going to a party or court.
>>704491639
well, my best luck to finding your path in life
Thijs
>>704491889
Fifi Marx, american warlord
>>704491798
I tefuse to accept ariel as a female name soo... Asian dude around 22 movet here in middleschool and still have a bad accent
>>704489247
Dongus
>>704491889
Michelle Obama
>>704491889
Jennifer, goes by jen
>>704491769
ok
Thimmy
>>704491008
Everyone hates you because of your super gay name. You only have a few close fiends
>>704491798
jew with brunette hair
>>704491966
1/3rd of Noisia
>>704491889
Hugh mungus
>>704491863
As an Asian, I can understand
Collin
Ellsworth
Thomas
>>704491952
florida is horrible, innit? lived there all mlife
Glynn
>>704492080
Thimmy? Oh dear, your parents added an h to your name because they're assholes. Sorry.
>>704492066
sexy shirtless pic fam
>>704491913
>lol, I got a clever one
Molester
>>704491852
Well I have no idea who you are so I wouldn't know lmao
>>704492091
hm I only have a few close friends, but Im not really hated
Stewart
>>704491179
Wtf I went to HS with a Connor and he fit this description...
Also my name's Tyler
Gavin.
Judge me /b/
>>704492066
REEEE WHY DO ROASTIES ONLY RESPOND TO MY OFFERS ON 4CHAN BUT I CANT GET ANY IRL I HATE THIS PLACE. REEEEEEE
>>704491952
Wat
David
>>704492156
You are clearly a large black man with a huge katana collection
>>704492103
Damn someone knows noisia
>>704489531
Definitely gay
>>704491181
You are so lonely that you commented on this thread. You will never find a gf
>>704489247
Travis
>>704492195
not at all, just the niggers. The police are pretty cool and the school system is great.
>>704492160
You cast the mightiest of spells. You once brought down two entire Kingdoms with just two flying fireballs.
>>704489247
Dorian
AssBlaster996
>>704492291
no chin faggot that likes metal
>>704492350
you like my little pony and 3d printers
>>704489247
Amy
>>704492160
That's your last name you jew.>>704492187
>>704491428
Virgin.
>>704492307
Cool dude with black hair and you have an small peener
>>704492354
>the police are pretty cool
that's because you're white.
not that there's anything wrong with that.
John Ellis, but I go by Jeb
>>704491971
Close! Haha actually, im in College. Except for that, the rest was spot on
>>704492246
Oh. you are...you really are.
>>704492315
My names super white tho lel
>>704492225
thanks fam
>>704492294
i dunno
Hooligan (fuck the parents for this)
>>704491773
You defiantly have autism
>>704492294
>roasties
Fucking faggot
>>704492354
HATIANS EVERYWHERE
ALL OF THE GODDAMN CHURCHES ARE FILLED WITH MONKIES
>>704492350
You do some stupid shit in IT and play online FPS games
>>704491581
Where did you get my shirt
>>704492350
You are generally friendly and goodwilled, but you have really bad habits.
>>704492547
I am very defiant in having autism, yes.
but nah, my parents just gave me a shitty name.
>>704491264
Rolling again
>>704492435
That's probably true for most people, but my first name is Thomas.
Danearius
>>704492613
>>704492598
accurate
>>704492291
Ginger, over 40, lived in Colorado,,,used to, maybe still are, a druggie/wreck loose
>>704490902
You're very very fat
>>704492456
No, it's because I actually treat them and talk to them like people. I've run into my share with the law and let me tell you, it sucks waking up in juvy with bruises all over your arms and face after a long night of xanax and four loko
>>704489247
Ryan
>>704492516
Tfw I will never have a qt real girl gf and an amazing qt doggo who is allowed on this bed.
> why live?
>>704492667
Nigger
>>704491604
Rerolling for torrent of beaner jokes
Christopher
Gage?
>>704491034
Your a grinch in a hoodie
Frederick
>>704492294
cuz you come across as 12..pro tip: don't do that.
>>704492777
Live for trips u faggle
>>704492565
What part of FL are you? 321/407 area right here.
>>704492788
was just about to say that you cunt
>>704489247
Carson
Lena
>>704492516
moar pics?
Ryan
>>704489458
FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT
>>704492245
Just double checking. Weird coincidence, I guess.
>>704492795
You act like you known more than you actually do 80% of the time.
>>704492659
Actually I accidently tagged your post I'm drunk
>>704492777
life sucks but sometimes cool things happen, thats why i keep living
>>704489247
Luke
>>704492900
Tall, skinny, likes to run.
>>704492862
561 area code. South FL.
>>704492926
>>704492768
>>704491788
Your name is Ryan
>>704492981
what about a timestamp?
>>704492834
I mostly chill in boxers, I am more of an optimist.
I like TSM though.
Tim
>>704492843
ILL BATTLE YOU IN THE ANCIENT WAYS OF JAPAN. COME AT ME, PROTIP: YOU WILL LOSE.
>>704492696
Actually not tbh
>>704492667
definitely nigger. Darius, I may have 2nd guessed, but alas...
>>704492900
In the closet homosexual Italian kid.
>>704493107
>>704493003
Fat with long blond hair and enjoys prostate stimulation
Ben
>>704493044
Jumping in the thread here, 561 as well. Rivera beach will sure get ya if you know what I'm saying with all those niggers ;)
Jordan.
Colin
>>704492251
Soup tumor
Patrick
>>704492981
I bet you're a fucking head doctor
>>704492981
Tfw I hang Christmas lights on the wall too.
> very comfy.
Maria
>>704492954
Well what's your name? I wanna see if I do know you.
Christian
>>704492981
I see you a lot on /b/ my friend, hows food been treating you?
>>704491960
You too, Anon.
Jozze
>>704493322
Dub dub
>>704492902
A manipulative cunt that no one loves.
>>704493244
Boynton Beach here
>>704493322
Mexican chick who wants to be white
>>704493273
What did he mean by this
brody
>>704493360
Sahil plz
>>704493412
Jupiter is where i reside
>>704490963
You fell for an art scam at one point in your life
>>704493434
Dads a faggot Tranny
Guillermo.
Jeremy
>>704493524
Fat as hell. Disappointment to your family. Spanish descent.
>>704493217
for tim, close but brown hair, 80kg and doesn't like prostate stimulation
>>704493107
Around 45 years old. Sick and homeless. Black curly hair beard is turning grey
>>704493574
You're very curious about gaming.
>>704493574
Skinny as fuck. Smokes shitty weed and pall malls
>>704493574
Under 5'9" and very aware
>>704493524
GTFO of here.
go help kojima with another horror game.
>>704493524
Thank god for deodorant. Otherwise u would smell like 6 cans of turtle shit.
>>704493524
Del Toro?
>>704493653
What did he mean by this?
Will
>>704493774
Just really gay
>>704492981
Sometimes cool things happen, but as a dumb twat, you dont let anything happen to you. You just try to manipulate, and everything turns to shit...you're not pretty enough, nor smart enough...so just let your gash take you there...it will lead to success, as long as your stupid ass thinking doesn't get involved..jeeezus
>>704493774
Dad's little brat. Good at sports tho.
>>704493774
Drinks bad beer
>>704493774
You have a beard and talk quietly
>>704493861
Wow.
>>704493774
Starting to lose control of weight, in an emotionless relationship
Ryan
>>704493524
Chubby guy, wears his ballcaps backwards, loves cooking, has a short beard, wears a black hoodie and shorts regardless of weather
>>704492981
I knew a betamale who could get a girlfriend so he got multiple surgeries to look like a woman, turned out passable and actually attractive, and hr started petting guys fuck him because he was so lonely even though he wasn't gay. You look like he did after all the surgery. I feel bad for him...
>>704493935
Stop spamming. No one likes ryans
Colin
>>704493935
Shrimp Peter. Giant balls. Small shoulders.
>>704493935
Been broken up with and are unable to move on even though it was a short relationship
>>704494007
That is me...
>>704493647
FUCK YOU ANON! I WENT FOR BROKE ROLLED THE DICE AND you...you fuck...you replied
>>704493935
No one responded the first 6 times, fuck off Ryan
>>704494007
Couldn't**
>>704494078
OMG...
>>704493681
I second this.
Where's New thread
>>704492106
correct
>>704494078
Opps I meant to reply to >>704493935
Help me
>>704492981
I would be such a sweet bf, we could listen to records together and read graphic novels. :(.
>>704494279
help will never come. dig yourself out of your misery or you'll never begin to live
>>704494279
End your life.
>>704494366
Help
>>704493924
Its the best advice you'll ever receive, so yeah.WoW is about adequate>>704493924
>>704494366
constantly projects recycled memes and experienced rejections onto others in hopes of feeling numb instead of worthless.
>>704494418
What is thy problem sir
>>704494418
Okay. Help granted, anon.
>>704492291
Annoying name and knows it
Good taste in games though
Sevarog > everyone else
>>704492981
with ugly eyebrows and mold spotting your face like that its a wonder you haven't killed yourself
>>704494492
Absolutely fucking correct
>>704494506
I'm sad
Brody
>>704494340
Try something different, my dude.
You gotta woo us, not beg.
>>704494621
I wanna end my life but im to much of a pussy
