Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703948038
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>that
>entire
>last
>thread
>belonged
>on
>>>/trash/erp
Cassie eats cockroaches
>Best fox claim
>>703957593(Alice)
Cuddling in tails solves everyone's problems
>>703957598(Moog)
Don't do THAT
>>703954477
Eeh? What..am I?
Claiming best girl!
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>703958017
Guess you won't be sleeping now that I'm here!
euru is mine
>>703958143
That looks ridiculously comfortable
>my sheets are kind of warming up
>>703958113
>your
>waifu
>belongs
>in
>>>/trash
>>703958143
pls?
>pomf fox butt
>>703958336
>coal
>shiner
>slut
>>703958113
Agreed,
>>703958190
I'll try to stay awake for you
>>703958113
Every single one of these faggot ass threads belong in the trash. Get off /b/ queer
>>703958413
>that
>was
>a
>doujinshi
>>703958327
>TFW you'll never get to lay in Ran's tails
>>703958336
Jeez, you're just going for the kill, arent you?
>>703958463
Ah dude if you need to sleep you should sleep! I'm eating and watching an LP anyways
Calamity-masu'd
Night
>>703957875 [yuno]
can I go use the toilet?
>>703957893 [Hitoha}
good to meet you Hitoha
claimed
>>703958547
>YOU
>are
>a
>coal
>shining
>slut
Miho claimed
>>703958624
Feels bad. I'm going to try and get some sleep. We'll see how long it lasts
>>703958687
whatchu talkin bout calamity
>>703958691
You're a big boy, don't need to ask me
>>703958771
Hopefully it's decent
Goodnight
Am back my guys
>>703958631
I don't need to sleep, sleep is for pussies!
cut me yuno
>>703958624
>sniffs butt like a foxx
labrys
>>703958723
Hello Miho
>>703958962
The hell are you doing?
Are you unwell?
>>703958919
Well okay if you say sooo
>>703958961
y
>>703959126
>your butt smells good
>>703959292
You need medical help....
>>703959458
You are my medicine~
>licks buttcheek
>>703959142
I want to feel the intimacy
>>703959556
Kys you fagmuffin
>>703958919
Sleep is good for you
>>703958863
o-okay I'll be right back~
>runs
>>703958693
Yeah I bet you wanna suck a dick bitch
>>703959636
no u
>>703959458
He obviously needs a big dick in his ass cause all he ever does is fag it up with ERP.
So I tossed some Forma on my Soma. Trying to get as much Crit Chance and Damage as I can. Also got Corrosive on it but can switch between that and Magnetic.
Would you recommend tossing more forma just for additional utility shit like reload or fire rate?
>>703959654
No.
It makes you into a 3D loving normie
>>703959627
You sure about that?
>>703959682
This image is very questionable..
>>703960012
Please be gentle
>>703959142
So how's it been Gasai?Anything interesting happen lately?
>>703959654
I'm beyond your mortal "sleeping".
>>703959758
Nothing wrong with gay ERP
>>703959566
You are severely disturbed
>why me?
>>703959758
I'd throw on a third element
or Argon Scope, but you probably don't have that
I assume you know to use multishot
>>703960059
>Gentle
>>703960125
Not really no, just another boring day wasted
>>703960177
YUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
>>703960287
Gentle cutting
N-no stabbgin
>>703960287
YUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
>>703960287
>YUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
End self
>>703960269
>because you are my wife
>>703959654
Sleep is very good, you should have almost ten hours every day.
They should make the day longer so you can sleep more.
>>703960403
Heyo rooree
Claimed.
>>703959854
After staying up for 30h and finally getting some sleep, I can say sleep is good. I tested.
>>703960347
Oh no no no that won't do..
>>703960402
WUZ GUD NIGGA?
>>703960403
Remind me who are you again
>>703960495
>10 hours
Actually you only need 6-7
>>703960125
This is not the thread for it you idiot.
Just fuck off already you hugbox enabling faggot.
>>703960269
>Multishot
Alright. I wasn't using it right now simply because nothing I've fought can REALLY stand up to it. But then again I'm barely scratching Pluto.
>>703960603
6 leaves me tired as fuck
>>703960287
I always wew at that gif
Nothing wrong with wasting a day, as long as it's just every once in a while
>>703960403
Rood
>>703960495
I sleep 3-6 hours on average.
It isn't that bad isn't?
>>703960599
Just got back from the gym, relaxing now. You?
>>703960495
10h of sleep makes my head hurt and feel even more tired.
>>703960599
That won't do? What do you mean by that?
>>703960715
I ain't got nothing else going on tho
>>703960716
Oh shit, my little yuuki gon get swole?
>>703960822
If you want some knife play, you go big or go home, none of that pussy cuts
>>703960572
Gaston! Spectacular claim! Fantastic!
>>703960603
You only need 6-7, but you should have 10. Being lazy is good for the soul.
>>703960715
That doesn't sound normal to me. You should sleep more.
>>703960765
Exactly, same with me. So you fix the tiredness by sleeping even more.
Until you end up sleeping the entire day away.
Until you never wake up again.
>>703960896
O-Okay... I want the knife play
>>703960924
you need 8 smh
>>703960411
How did i become your wife?
>>703960678
Modding is pretty formulaic
>Base damage and Multishot
>2 elements
>crit mods if viable
>3rd element/IPS damage mod
If you still have space, punch through is probably best to put before any other utility mods
>>703960896
You know it! I wasn't able to go last week because of school and the beach, so I'm going back at it this week
>>703961050
This is gonna hurt~
>>703961080
Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
>>703961105
>i married you
>>703961199
So what you up to tonight?
>>703961137
Ooo boy I better get back on it, my muscles are probably as soggy as a used tbag
>Koto Claimed... Again
>>703961148
>takes a step back
D-do it...
>>703961227
not yet
>>703960924
No
Being alert and active is good for the soul. Laziness leads to gluttony which is a sin. To stay pure you must be active.
>>703961105
Hmm. I went Punch Through in place of Multishot. Too often do I see already dead bodies soaking up shots, and fuck that.
IPS?
>>703961334
>that mental image
The first few days back are pretty bad since the soreness afterwards makes things bad. After my first leg day I about fell down the stairs in front of the gym because my legs were jello
>>703961364
I think you need a nap. You won't get fatter if you don't eat anything. You can't eat anything if you don't sleep all day.
>>703961356
love that picture
>>703960599
>>703961148
>This is gonna hurt~
Stop posting anytime.
Faggot.
>>703960517
Hey there again, Green.
>>703960715
>Refer to
>>703960678
>>703960403
>No trip
>>703961490
HOL UP!
Impact/Puncture/Slash?
>>703961569
it's nothing special personally
>>703961238
I don't remember agreeing to that
>>703961490
>IPS is Impact Puncture and Slash damage
Multishot is basically a base damage increase, so it's necessary
I'd give up a 3rd element for Punch through depending on what the weapons damage types are
>>703961353
>stabbu
>>703961501
Gotta love leg days
>>703961591
Salty elitist, make like a banana and fuck off to your small bubble
SPEEDWEED CLAIMED
>>703961748
It's like, something about Yui being completely off her rocker wanting to eat Mugi's eyebrows and Mugi going like "fuckin shit nigga eat me"
>>703961591
Whatcha up to, cutie?
>>703961812
Dick wolf?
>>703961770
Wew, tomorrow is gonna be fun.
Gotta "fix" my Soma a bit, replace some mods ans polarities. No big deal. But I get my Lex P and Carrier P.
I'm pretty stoked breh.
>>703960403
>>703961591
Hi by the way, sorry was distracted.
>>703961770
>arranged marriage
>>703961796
>blocks out of reflex and gets stabbu'd in the arm
f-fuck
>trips and falls to the ground
>>703961796
Tonight was triceps/biceps and shoulders.
>>703962036
You can't go wrong with "V" or " - " polarities for weapons
>>703962075
What if i ran away?
>>703962146
Doing them sweet tricep curls?
>>703962103
Be still!
>>703962146
Oooo! they better be nice and beefy!
>>703962326
>Kyouko Dr pepper
You, I like you
Claimu!
How's it going everybody?
>>703962325
>what if I RAN away
forced marriage~
>>703962326
Well, tricep extensions and pulldowns
>>703962388
They're getting there!
Fuck customers.
>can I get some parmesan for the carbonara pasta
If you tasted it you would taste nothing but parmesan you dense cunt
>how long on my takeaway fries?
10 minutes since you ordered it because my fryers were full when you ordered them.
>how long can you make a pasta dish
However long it takes me, are you ordering it now? Because I have 6 other dishes I need to look after.
>Rory-sama
>>703961327
Absolutely nothing. How about you?
>>703962526
>forced
>>703962388
Y-yes!
>he remains still on the ground and only covers his face with his arms
>>703961490
>>703961770
..Warframe? I used to play that. Quit around that big landing craft interior update.
Latron Prime best gun!
>>703961796
No wonder Mirai Nikki is an instant retard detector.
Take your cancer elsewhere, cringemaster.
>>703962036
No worries, and hey there.
>>703961966
Nothing in particular right now.
What about you?
>>703961952
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yV33KjaBk20
u m a i
>>703962493
Good,
What about you, cutie?
>>703962325
I noticed that " - " is almost all of the elemental mods, save for Frost which is " D "
And a lot of base damage and crits is " V " I may be able to get away with just adding more polarities, luckily I've only spent 3 on it so it's not a huge investment. So far I think I've put on two "V"s and a "-"
>>703962581
Same. Just still here waiting on this guy so we can watch Log Horizon
>>703962779
UMAI
Fuck that isn't at all what I expected Mugi to sound like
She sounds like a grown woman
>>703962493
Eating lasagna and watching Gordon Ramsy telling others to fuck off
>>703962565
Good! I expect you to bridal carry me through momocon!
>>703962567
Make like gordon ramsay and tell them to fuck off
>>703962633
>Lightly pokes tummy
Heheh~
>>703962762
Right, coming from an elitist tripfag that watches a show about incest, fuck off
>>703962716
*Big orbiter update
>>703963008
Fuck you
>>703962526
I'm not going to marry you
>>703962716
No, Latron Wraith is better, but the Dex Sybaris is the best rifle in the game
>>703962799
That's pretty much how mods work, I typically put two " -"s for elements so i can swap in frost
>There are elemental damage and status chance mods that are "V" polarity
you want to get those for status weapons
>>703963008
Nigga do you realize how big the convention is?
>>703963184
Perfect! You'll get your exercise of the day
>Nigga did you forget how skinny I am
>>703962996
She still sounds like a grown ass woman in the dub and Yui sounds practically the same too
>>703962762
Mood swing?
>>703962793
I'm doing well, just listening to music and setting up brawl mods, which pretty much sums up the usual.
>>703963008
Sounds fun.
>>703963008
>looks down at the blade and nervously tries to move his tummy just a little but further away
>>703963313
How tall are you? Because your weight is kind of irrelevant if you're tall and lanky.
>>703962762
Watching Bob's Burgers, cutie.
>>703963388
What music do you like, cutie?
>>703963172
I really need to upgrade my mod library too.
Need to start farming up some Corrupted Mods and shit.
Now that I'll have some decent weapons I might be able to do some of this shit.
>>703963388
Its interesting watching this guy try doing a three heart run on zelda
>>703963390
Pansy, you disappoint me
>>703963495
5'7
109
>>703963751
Oh, well then. That's ez pz
>>703963349
I just checked the download, it's got both sub and dub
Which did you watch it in?
>>703963734
Multiple coppies of corrupted mods are a must
the Status and elemental damage mods are from Spy missions
>Ran-sama
>>703963857
Wot did you think I'm some sort of fatass or something?
>>703963890
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH
>>703963751
Me, a pansy? You're one if you're not following up!
It's a natural reaction!
>kicks her feet to provoke her
>>703963019
..or whichever it was.
>>703963172
You sure? I remember Latron P being better than wraith and I don't even remember what Sybaris was. Never built or tried it at least.
>>703963881
>Spy
I haven't done a single Spy mission in the Void or Derelict. Fuck it. Ciphers just in case.
>>703964006
No! I thought you were taller than that
>>703964006
srry mum I was busy losing a league game
>>703964022
WUT WAS DAT? OKAY
>STAB
>>703964158
Nope, I'm a manlet
>>703964186
Say something next time!
>>703963573
I have a very wide range of taste, i listen to Kirby music or Orchestra frequently.
As of right now i'm listening to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq3eRXmboC4
>>703963751
That doesn't sound too difficult, other than the Fire Temple, unless he puts restraints like not using potion or something.
>>703964064
Wraith crits almost twice as often, even with the lower damage, it's DPS is higher
>>703964126
They don't have to be void or derelict soies, actually, i don't think there are spies on those tilesets
>>703964371
Unless he's like gramgrumps and doesnt use shield, he should be fine
He did mentioned having faries in bottles cause he is not confident enough without it
>>703964370
UGH!
>he tries to grabs the blade that hit his tummy but just cuts his hand
>>703964422
So just high level spy missions?
Like Pluto and up?
Ehh fuck it. Google is your best friend.
>>703964370
You said it, not me. I'm tall and lanky. Last I checked I was 6'1 160 lbs
>>703964370
>>703964625
>Unsheathes katana, teleports behind you, and stabs both of you
Pssh, nothing personel, kid
>>703964670
I recall different mods dropping at different levels
Also Spy drops Ivara parts, and she's pretty good
>Ran-sama
Eru Claim!
>I'm socially awkward and I hate myself.
>>703964625
>Forces knife through tummy and hand
>>703964689
What are you a fucking spartan?
>>703964799
>It was a hologram
>>703964931
>>I'm socially awkward and I hate myself.
Welcome to the club, have a soda
>>703964529
>doesnt use shield
But isn't that necessary for things like Octos? how would that work?
Well i can't blame him there, it would be necessary when he gets to Morpha.
>>703963880
I've watched it twice in the dub
>>703964931
Uh oh, something happened?
>>703965040
I wish...
Holy shit, I haven't seen these many faggots since that gay bathhouse I frequent.
>>703965040
Y-...Yuno!
>coughs up blood and reaches for her shoulder with his other hand
>>703964371
I'm listening to Die Antwoord.
Earlier today I was watching Tosh.O and he made a joke about Die Antwoord fans.
>>703965055
Dude.. don't watch gamegrump's play of OoT, it's too painful
>>703965102
Me too
>Or ODST at least
>>703965234
That's what ya get for being a pansy, would have just lightly stab with tip
>>703965260
Which track? What was the joke?
>>703965040
Kek, thanks. Such is life I guess.
>>703965102
I could blame it on being REALLY tired, because I am kinda tired, but anyway we got paired into groups for our sociology class and I got paired with a really cute girl, and everything was going well I suppose, but when we were leaving I accidentally inserted myself into a conversation they were having, and I came off as a bit creepy and I heard her say something about me after I left and went to my car.
>"That guy's a bit weird."
But one of my friends in the class is a total bro and he said "Maybe he's just really tired."
Total fucking bro.
But now I feel creepy and awkward.
>>703965202
KEK.
>>703964370
I didn't think you would notice, surrounded by all these cool people
>>703965202
Here's your (You)
>>703965367
Game grumps in general is painful to watch
>Ran-sama
>>703965367
Yuno...
>he grabs her shoulder and tries to pull her closer
I just... wanted the tip...
>>703963008
That shit gets you fired IRL.
>>703965413
Listening to Ten$ion and I'm listening to Baby's On Fire.
The joke was about this girl cutting her bangs off and she looked like the Die Antwoord girl
>>703965367
I want to look like Rider from Fate/Zero by the end of the year
>>703965416
Oof, I've been there before. Just shrug it off and act like it didn't happen. Your friend is a bro though.
>>703965260
Well everybody is allowed to have their own taste.
>>703965367
You're only tempting me, how far did they get?
>Nui anon
>>703965785
Get a load of this jew
