Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703957969
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimu
>>703965864
Goodnight my friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>703965805
>>703965455
A E S T H E T I C M E M E S
E S T H E T I C M E M E S A
S T H E T I C M E M E S A E
T H E T I C M E M E S A E S
H E T I C M E M E S A E S T
E T I C M E M E S A E S T H
T I C M E M E S A E S T H E
I C M E M E S A E S T H E T
C M E M E S A E S T H E T I
M E M E S A E S T H E T I C
Go fuck yourself.
Well. Corrupted mods are definitely gonna have to go on my "Get it sooner, rather than later" list.
But first I'll need to fix up my Soma.
>>703965785
Yeah, he's a cool dude, he has a tattoo of the No-Face guy from Spirited Away, and a few other tattoos from some older anime. I plan on shrugging it off and stuff.
>But it kills me on the inside
>>703965416
Life has it's ups and downs but in the end it keeps spinning around. Just get back on your feet and back in the race
>>703965572
True true, it's gon shit after Jon left, Danny is just Arin's yesman
>>703965597
Shouldn't have blocked it~
>>703965649
Only if you're someone's bitch. Open a resturant and by all right you can tell others to fuck off
>>703965785
I'm going for Yuuki Terumi from Blazblue
>>703965864
They're finished I think, I dropped it at dodongo's cavern
>>703965418
Do you take me for some kind of bitch?
Claiming best girl
>>703966019
Hello and goodbye lewd Juvia
>>703966055
there's a lot of mods you need
>Best fox claimed
Miho claimed
>>703966182
I... won't block it again!
I've learned my lesson!
>he reluctantly moves his arms to his sides
Still here
>>703966105
Every now and again I'll remember stuff like that and just shake my head in embarrassment. It's all good mate!
>>703966182
>not wanting to look like pic related
>>703966182
Wait, did they actually beat it? the madmen!
>>703966502
>Yuuki
>>703966342
Definitely
I just noticed I don't even have the Toxic Elemental Mod for pistols.
And I need at minimum 2 mods from Sedna's Boss for my Jat Kittag and Sobek.
And may as well get the rest of her unique mods too.
Mods. MODS! FUKKEN MAWDS!
>>703966502
>not looking like this
>>703966403
Oh no, already stab ya too deep, better get that patched up
>>703966502
Is that your husbando or something?
>>703966512
Maybe by some miracle lol, I'm watching the shortend "This is how you DON'T play" version of it
>>703966689
Fuck... you have any band-aids?
Help me up.
>>703966566
Melee is the worst, if you have Blood Rush and Body Count, you have 4 crit mods that you need to use, plus base damage and 2 elements
It's very cluttered and crit melee is very OP
>>703966689
Not at all, I jokingly told my friend (one who works out way more than I) that I wanted to look like Rider by the end of the year.
Claimed
ITIs -huh YEAH
Bide da dusDO!!
>>703966182
True. I'll just have to keep kickin ^^
>Meanwhile I can play video games and ignore my feelings until its time for bed.
>>703966439
Yeah, I should do that too.
ON A POSITIVE NOTE, my other classmate made me a m&m rice crispy treat because I gave her a poptart when she was hungry last class. Its so tasty.
>>703967034
Bite Za Dastu
>>703966182
Cocksucker who the fuck do you really think you are?
>>703967025
That's a good claim, how are you doing?
>>703966833
I gotcha, Dr Yuno to the rescue!
>>703966978
Kek
>>703967022
>Waves black flag with scribbles on it
Abracadabra!
>>703967082
That's one way to go about it.
My ghoul.
>>703966838
>I forgot Berzerker
That's 5 crit mods, 2 elements, and base damage
that's every slot, to change anything you need to take a mod off
>Ran-sama
>>703966838
I still like the Jat Kittag. Looks neat and it's ground smash can ragdoll enemies.
>>703967241
Thank god. Please patch me up, Dr Yuno
>>703966689
Oh, you're watching that one right now or is this a different thing?
>>703967343
That's what I thought
>>703967405
Why is there only one faggot not in black?
It's ruining my vision of sand ninjas!
>>703967433
I like it a lot too, but because of
>>703967356
It isn't as good as it could be
>>703967082
That sounds so delicious. I haven't had either of those in a long time, and both of them together sounds incredible
>I can feel my heart rate increasing just thinking about eating one
>>703967241
I'm pretty sure getting to that form is unrealistic. Maybe I should do the One Punch Man workout
>>703967511
Nigga didn't get the uniform memo, he's cramping my style.
Yui is my wife.
>>703967547
I gotcha. One day melee will be great.
>>703967561
I think I'm gonna play some Rim World cause I want to see how the game mechanics sync up with Dwarf Fortress.
>>703967734
Execute Him.
>>703967944
Melee is OP, but there is literally no diversity allowed in builds
>Ran-sama
>>703967945
>implying he's still alive
>>703967474
I must warn you, this will hurt, alot
>>703967503
I'm watching a guy called NintendoCaprisun doing one
>>703967561
If you want to be pure hunks of muscles, you'll need steroids and bull semen
>>703967734
Did you behead him?
>>703968057
Well I guess I'll just stick with the Jat Kittag and spoil the hell out of it.
I wish you could build more than 1 forma a day. But that would lessen the grind, and that means less fun.
>>703968122
I'm ready, just fix my wounds...
>his arms are still on his side, exposing his wounds to her
>>703968237
Damn.... didn't get to see the execution..
>>703968310
>Stitches up the wound and give a kiss on the booboo
There! Have a lollipop
>>703967945
Never heard of RimWorld. I'm installing BF4 since all of the DLC is free this week
>>703968122
That sounds like something Brucie from GTA IV would say.
Saber claim
>Why am I listening to this Megumeme song
>>703968078
Kek. Top Tier management.
>>703968463
Its like Dwarf Fortress but with a better User Interface.
>>703968441
this is the strangest ERP I've ever seen
>>703968344
>>703968562
It's fine, we go through new recruits like butter. We'll have another few soon.
>>703968463
He does say something like that kek
>>703968605
Not in a very erpy mood tbh so its half assed on my end
>>703967511
won't happen again
>>703968441
Fuck, that hurts more than getting the wound in the first place!
But thanks... this is the quickest treatment I have gotten.
You don't actually have a lollipop, do you?
>>703968562
I know Dwarf Fortress, but haven't played it before.
>>703968684
I think his stuff is bullshark testosterone
>>703968122
Oh, well it can't be as intense as the other one but still sounds neat.
>>703967813
Yui is cute and also she is my wife
>>703968863
Take a bunch of drunk, mentally challenged midgets into the woods, give them some tools, and have them build a civilization. Its the same thing.
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>703969112
A Smugga!
>>703968679
>like butter
LOL is it cause freedom land is killing them off?
>>703968768
Good girl!
Have a lollipop
>>703968838
>>703968838
LAWL no.... maybe..... shit okay here
>>703968863
Its been a while since I played gta4
>>703968921
NCS kinda knows his stuff at least, downside is he's sorta depressed and explains it much later in the playthrough
>>703969112
The smuglord is here
>>703969112
Hey Shinoa
>>703969192
We're killing the butter at the same rate we kill new recruits, gotcha.
>>703969106
That sounds absolutely nuts. I want it now
>>703969112
Smuggaroni
>>703969192
Same, once GTA V came out that's all I played. GTA IV just feels awkward
>>703969106
Make sure its near an active volcano though
>>703969192
What the hell.
>sticks the lolli in his pocket
Help me up now, I gotta get home before midnight.
Man, this will take at least half a day to heal.
>>703969192
That sounds somewhat sad.
>>703966182
Nope. That shit shuts down restaurants. People hear about it and refuse to go there because they dont pay premium price to be treated like shit. Ramsay puts on a persona for his shows. Guaranteed.
>>703969792
Please don't remind me of Suicide squad
>>703969140
Eli!
>>703969192
Only nico can call me Smuglord
>>703969230
Hello tats
>>703969272
>smuggaroni
Now that's a new one! Can add to list of nicknames if you want me to
>>703969342
Hello akame
>>703969921
You wanna know my gang: suicide squad
>shinoa
>>703969925
Elitist detected '.'.:^)^^
>>703969265
Ah even trade huh
>>703969272
I hardly played GTA V lel
It was fun AF when two of my bros hacked their ps3 and we fucked shit up with their mods
>>703969342
Knew you love it~
>>703969628
>lifts you up with one arm
Up ya go
>>703969792
It's more saddening if you were a long time fan and saw his weight loss/qutting smoking vlogs, now hes fat again. Whatever happen took a big hit on him mentally
>>703969864
Make some damn good dishes and they'll become your bitch
>>703969925
Well fuuuuuuck youu smug city
>>703969925
Absolutely! You have my blessing!
>>703969272
Rim World is either $30 on steam
>Or I could send you a copy on Telegram for Desktop like Chara did for me.
Or Dwarf Fortress which is free and a bit clunky, but fun.
>>703969925
I had a kinda bad day in class cause social interactions are hard when you're tired, but one of my classmates is a total bro.
Also Rim World is fun.
>You can harvest your colonists and euthanize them if you want.
>I considered harvesting the injured but I had medical supplies so he gets to live.
>>703970090
I'm about to be a part of a suicide squad
This is my waifu, there are many like it but this one is mine.
>>703970131
Thanks, Yuno.
>gives her a weak hug and stumbles off
>>703970228
Was it that bad? Smith being cast at all and Harley's outfit made me not want to watch it.
>>703970290
Buh bye~
>>703970131
I did the same thing with my copy too. Hulk mod, trainer mod...so much fun
>>703970190
I'd hate to get the copy and never play it. I'll see if it goes on sale later. I appreciate it though!
>>703970283
Sorry, but that doesn't work as well if you don't pick M16
>>703970317
I thought it was bad
>>703967813
I fucked your wife
>>703969925
what's good gimme the details
>>703970131
>
>>703970131
That's just utterly depressing, hopefully he gets his life on the right track again.
>>703970482
>Bros spawns me evert weapon
>Hop on 4 door car
>Fly supa sanic speed/teleporting
>Bump into buildings and shoot confused players
>Blasting this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6_mfv4qems
>>703970634
Having fun with your game?
>>703970116
>says the popular elitist himself ;;;;;;ppp
Le I missed the old threads! New fags out reeee! ',',',',::::^^^^))
I hope no one takes me seriously
>>703970131
Smug city. That I can add if you want me to
>>703970163
There. The bottom is the newst update to said nickname
Smug
Shinoa bro
Smugs (Umi only)
Brother(Umi only)
Frenemy (rikka only)
Smugalicious (kurisu only)
Smuggles (prinz only)
Smuggy
Smugler (rei only)
Smuggette (rory only)
Senpai (moka only)
Smugglers
Bb (arby tomo only)
Lil ship (Amtsu only)
Mutha Smugga (sarisa only)
M'smugger (rory only)
Smugwing (maki only)
Warden (mizore only)
Smuglord (nico only)
Smug mug (doll only)
Thicc (renge only)
Smugsy (tristana only)
Shinoe (uta only)
Great shinoa (hanako only)
Smugga (eru only)
Smuggaroni (yuuki only)
>>703970190
Aww and yay for that bro!
Dude that reminds me of spore for some reason
>>703970228
Oh you weren't kidding? I'll stop the lyrics then
>>703970634
School, food, friends, you guys and much more of course!
>>703970750
He seems back to normal for most parts, moved to his mother's cause shes geting old and he constantly worries
He frequently streams, the fan's support and uplifting spirits has cheered him up. plus living in Wisconsin is kinda not the best place to live
>>703970946
Fuck it, smug city it is
>>703970946
w8 wot
>>703970482
No problem ^^
>Meanwhile a naked man has joined my colony
>He is very helpful.
>>703970946
Spore is pretty fun, but so is this.
>I dug four graves preemptively, my colonists are happy about that.
Meanwhile, shenanigans and a naked man joined the colony.
>>703970946
N wefags :^001)) g:3ettt out
old:02
d:^002ie
plea:60())se help
>irony overdose
>>703970755
Surprisingly had fun while losing this one. At least I'm having fun with friends
>>703970946
living the life I see
>>703970755
LOL! I need to listen to more of the radio in the game. I usually just listen to my own music. I do have Yakkity Sax though, that's always enjoyable to have playing while mowing down pedestrians.
>>703970946
That is a HUGE list. I like mutha smugga lol
>>703971151
It's always the unsuspecting people who are the most helpful.
>>703971239
There ya go! Fun is all that matters
>>703971396
Such a silly song to add in gta but it made it very funny!
>>703970608
You shouldn't tell fibs anon
>>703971496
That constant beeping in that song is driving me kinda crazy lol.
>>703971010
Bam. It's updated lol
Smug
Shinoa bro
Smugs (Umi only)
Brother(Umi only)
Frenemy (rikka only)
Smugalicious (kurisu only)
Smuggles (prinz only)
Smuggy
Smugler (rei only)
Smuggette (rory only)
Senpai (moka only)
Smugglers
Bb (arby tomo only)
Lil ship (Amtsu only)
Mutha Smugga (sarisa only)
M'smugger (rory only)
Smugwing (maki only)
Warden (mizore only)
Smuglord (nico only)
Smug mug (doll only)
Thicc (renge only)
Smugsy (tristana only)
Shinoe (uta only)
Great shinoa (hanako only)
Smugga (eru only)
Smuggaroni (yuuki only)
Smug city (you know only)
>>703971084
That was me with the lyrics
https://youtu.be/BdpVM4hlTGk
>>703971151
Lmao you have really weird colonists dude
>>703971182
We should stop there before we can't fix the damage lol
>>703971239
I try to live most of it
>>703971396
I know and it's been updated with yuno's lol. Now I have a need to give you one. Mainly with sword and some sort of computer to it. Was thinking digi-sword but that's a bit silly. Mutha Smugga is a good one isn't it?
>>703971876
That's the funny part lmao
>>703970947
Oh, well that's somewhat good for him then.
>>703971927
please remember me
>>703971927
Yeah, never heard of it
Anyway, i'm going to bed
>>703972063
You're pretty well known here dude. It'll be hard to forget you
>>703972078
It was in the movie with the strip club. Alright dude. Goodnight
>>703971396
True, that and he's good with animals so now our dog can do stuff like fetch and kill enemies.
>>703971927
That's how Rim World do.
>Mfw the fuckin dog went nuts because Blas died and we simply harvested his organs and ate his corpse
Gotta do what ya gotta do.
>Now we're gonna use the dog to make a shirt.
This is some fucked up shit.
>>703971927
What's this smug-looking list?
>>703971927
I like it. Now I need some nicknames!
>>703971967
>mfw I can't stop listening
>>703972271
Two completely different ends of the spectrum but I like it lol.
>>703972596
I love the talk shows and commercials in that game. So nonsensical and entertaining
>>703973007
I forgot those were a thing, Last I listen to is chatterbox in GTA III
>>703972271
Jesus. That is not okay
>that pic
Too fucking cute
>>703972450
List of nicknames given too me. Everyone of them mean a lot to me
>>703972497
Ayy digi-sword it is then!
Time to get that list fam lol
>>703972497
I can't force him to wear clothes either. Unless its winter, otherwise he's just naked all the time and likes to garden. He's also a pacifist.
>>703973174
It only gets worse.
>Some dude tried to raid us
>So Spoogs, our resident marksman shot the bastard.
>She downed him, and stripped him of his possessions
>And is now beating him to death to conserve ammo.
This game is fuckin brutal.
>>703973343
Survival ain't pretty.
Overslept, probably won't be posting an awful lot here today
Have a good day/night everyone
>>703973343
Would the game require a lot to play? Cause my laptop is pretty old
>>703973135
I just listened to the classic rock stations and my own music. The radio in San Andreas is awesome.
>>703973174
So far we have:
Digi-Sword (Shinoa only)
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIII!!!! (You Know only)
>>703973343
This man confuses and intrigues me. I'm gonna watch the first episode of Upotte!
>>703973973
It's totally normal homie. Your life isn't im here
>shinoa
>>703971496
yeah too bad I can't have some on my own
>>703971927
quite inspirational
>>703973674
>>703974044
Only 2. That's a start! And soon, more will come. This list took months. Just saying
>>703974077
Can you say the same on your side?
>>703973565
Now they're taking turns eating him. Even Ball ate him.
>Then buried him.
This is a horrific group.
>>703973979
Nope, its really easy on the computer, simple graphics and stuff.
>>703974044
Have fun, its a cute anime ^^
>Ball is mortified by eating anything with flesh too.
>Fuckin vegans.
>>703974257
Lemme check this out. Got me playing spores again lol
>>703974244
Well that makes me feel better. Oh, I need to add Discount Lucina to the list, so three now.
>>703974257
I've never played it, but I've watched a few streams and I think you can make it to where your people will not eat humans unless you tell them to.
>>703972264
As long as the smugger remembers, I'm good.
>>703974244
absolutely not. That is a big negative
>>703974044
I listened to the oldschool rap in san andreas
>>703974077
Hmm yes this could be a problem
off to shower
https://youtu.be/kQzyAqOkXPo
>>703974733
Radio Los Santos! That era of hip hop is so great to listen to
>mfw San Andreas won't work on my computer for some reason
>>703974371
Lmao there we go! Another one!
>>703974552
Wait. Who are you again? New phone. Sorry
>>703974641
Awww dude :(
You know
>>703975161
Anyway, what're you up to?
>>703974547
They were starving because nobody was cooking/slaughtering animals, but now we have a new colonist so we can work with them.
>>703974365
Its a lot of fun
>But it isn't worth $30
>>703975496
Need to go full caveman.
Hunting, butchering, use every part.
I always liked these kinds of games, but yeah it is definitely not worth a $30 price tag.
And holy shit the "DLC" is a pure scam.
>300 dollars to add ingame bullshit
Are you fucking joking?
>>703974733
get clean big boi
>>703975161
yeah I need to figure this one out
>>703974257
>the girls themselves are assault rifles
wut. I'm enjoying it so far!
>>703975161
I-its.. uh.. I...
>>703974863
Hey it's the Gothic Lolita
>Lucian and Graves are based
>>703976195
Hi Everyone
>>703975832
I know right?
>That's why Chara and I pirated it.
>>703976299
Yep ^^
>Eru is best raifu
>But she jams a lot. Kek.
>>703975393
Playing some spores. Will name it waifu and it will rule the galaxy in a few million years
>>703975496
Gotcha. So wait for rim world to be on sale
>>703975935
Rin!
>>703976125
Aww :/ if you need someone to talk to, we're hear for ya
>>703976346
THIS ISN'T HELPING ME REMEMBER
>>703975134
I wonder if GTA will run on mine, bought 4 long ago cheap but never installed it
>>703976125
I'm all clean bb~
You can call me the "health inspector"
>>703976741
>I pirated it.
Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.
>>703976661
It's him, the realest nigga!
>>703976785
Tell that bitch to hold a book right.
>>703976997
>called papa john's
What did you tell them?
>>703976785
Yeah this place is pretty much all I've had for a little while. Really grateful for it
>>703976931
inspect mi
>>703977140
Karen, please.
That is obviously pasta.
>>703976785
Yeah. It is very fun though.
>Imma get it on sale later. ^^
>>703976997
But did you call The Greater Good?
I'm probably gonna buy it when it comes on sale though.
>>703976741
Very interesting first episode. Every part of a gun can be used as a sexual innuendo.
>>703976785
Of course it will! Never played Spore before
>>703976931
What's you system specs?
>>703976785
>Holding a book like that
That's why you fucked up the cooking.
>>703977068
Spooked
>>703977215
Eh. I'd pick it up for $10, but not $15.
>>703977037
Make way! Whats up kujo-san? Im playing more awful in league then normal today.
>>703977198
I know I know, but I wanted to see what kinda answer you would give.
or alternatively, what would you order from papa john's?
>>703977375
Domino's Phone Number.
Domino's has one of my favorite pizzas. Garlic Parmesan sauce, Grilled Chicken, Spinach, and Mushrooms.
Papa John's is expensive, and their ingredients are of the same quality as Pizza Hutt.
But I'm not about to buy a pizza from either of them. Funnily enough, I like Pizza Hutt's pasta more than their pizza.
If I want a pizza that I'll like I hit up Hungry Howie's.
>>703977349
Hanging out here and playing some hearthstone before it's time to go to class.
What about chu fam? About to do something?
What have your last scores been like, kek?
>>703977104
That's not nice, mimi!
>>703977144
Hey hey! Thats something dude! What state/country do you live in?
>>703977215
I bet and I thought you HAD the game .-.
>>703977301
Spores is a evolution game. From cell to space age of the thing you created.I found earth in the space stage before
>>703977306
Kek
>shinoa
>>703977301
If you think about it like that.
>Dirty mind.
Eru is pure!
>I had to arrest Ball.
>He started several fires because he's gone a bit nuts from eating that person.
>If he doesn't calm down I might consider execution.
>>703977344
Pretty much. Its really fun but not worth it.
>Eru
>>703977743
I uh... I do. I just pirated it because its too expensive right now.
>Don't tell the Greater Good.
![rin[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1473/917/1473917175662.jpg "rin[1]")
