It's time.
No need for any context. Just vent and let it all out.
OP is a faggot
It’s been YEARS since I’ve had any meaningful female attention. Feels fucking bad man.
>>703278579
I fap to Indian girls. I like their skin color and the fact they come from a shitty third world country.
>>703278579
ISLAM ISN'T A RELIGION OF PEACE
I LEIK DIS BANANA
I want to fuck a prostitute but don't have the courage to see one. I need to harden the fuck up.
>>703279484
Please kys.
>>703279677
Forgot pic
>>703278579
I'm so fucking high right now.
I HONESTLY HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHY PEOPLE ENJOY THE ZELDA GAMES. ALSO I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SO MANY RETARDED MILLENNIALS LOVE HILARY CLITORIS SO MUCH
>>703278579
GO FUCK YOURSELF RIOT
>>703279816
>>703279677
>kys
Pic related
>>703278579
I'm scared of the nothingness after death.
>>703279976
>Thinks millenials and other decade categorias are valid or even exist
Coconuts are goddamn gross. So are pickles. And fuck you if you like either of those things.
Harambe is over rated and I'm tired of this stupid maymays
I like fat womans
>>703280367
Nothing to fear it'll be like before you was born
I've been feeling weird lately. My life's going pretty good but I just feel weird. I think I'm just lonely
I hate niggers, every last one of them
>>703281662
y tho
>>703280367
Then make your life as amazing as possible, distract yourself. "I don't fear death, I was 'dead' billions of years before I was born, and don't suffer the slightest inconvenience."
>>703281977
-Mark Twain.
why won't you leave me alone? we're done, our friendship is fucking over because of this. i gave you a chance to leave me alone and to get over it, but nooooo you just had to fucking try to talk to me. i told you to leave me alone you fucker but you kept going. FUCK you. we will never be friends again and if you think that by 'taunting' me, you'll get my attention again then you might as well hang yourself, fuckface.
You know, I think dating this dude will probably make you really mad, so I'm gonna do it. You deserve it. I saw your pathetic little head turn when I started hugging him, and I saw the look of fucking sadness and pain in your eyes. I want to see it again. <3
P.S. If me calling you a faggot hasn't turned you away yet, I don't know what will, faggot.
>>703281781
Why not faggot ?
EVER SINCE MY HUSBAND CHEATED OVER A YEAR AGO I FUCKING HATE HIM. I DONT LOVE HIM. I HATE TOUCHING, HUGGING, KISSING AND HAVING SEX WITH HIM. I DONT WANT TO BE ALONE. NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER LOVE ME. SO I STAY. I DONT WANT TO START OVER AGAIN WITH SOMEONE ELSE. I JUST WANT TO FUCKING DIE ALREADY. THIS MARRIAGE IS SO DISGUSTING.
I can't go to bed without jacking off right before.
yeah, I fucked her. I came deep inside that pussy too. She is married, but if she doesn't care then I don't either. Thank god her tubes are tied.
My cock is raw from all the fucking we did. I hope to keep fucking her on the regular too. dumping load after load after load of my thick sticky cum in her pussy.
I thought I was a man of greater moral fiber, turns out I'm just as ugly and guilty as everyone else.
I hope I'm not a bad person.
Ive murdered three people and haven't gotten caught
I wish people liked me
>>703281659
Same here anon. I'm constantly sad for no apparent reason. Lifting weights keeps my mind off of that kind of thoughts, at least at for a few moments.
I'm bored of people, don't know what to do.
>>703278579
I wish I could kill myself.
I know im a sociopath and will feel nothing for my life. After life I believe in nothingness the idea of religion is stupid and science disproves. I am a first degree felon. Fuck the police even though my father is a police officer. I could go on a murder spree and maybe then I would feel something. Love is stupid I may have been in a committed relationship... or so she thought. Life is short I could be at an end any moment, I could end you at any moment.... a thousand yards a way someone like you could be on their phone thinking they matter until I deliver them to nothingness. You would never have any idea it was coming and then bam your 5 feet under.
>>703283302
Same
it's been years since the last time i've socialized but at this point my depression has fucked me too much, plus i've already lost my best friend to cancer when this all began and my current best friend wants to kill himself everyday, can't live with it much longer
i'm afraid i won't get to live past 30
It's been over 6 months since we broke up... and I still dream about us being together.
It's tiring.
>>703283367
Watch JOJO's Bizarre Adventure, especially if you lift.
It really gives you that drive you need as a man
I have stolen passwords and pics from a lot of female friends and coworkers. I have nude pics of the young daughter of one of my coworkers: some pics of her around her house in skimpy clothing, and a shot of pussy and ass that I have no fucking idea why was taken.
>>703278579
niggers
Holy shit that's funny
My little sister had sleepover when I was 15, her friends were around 13.
I gave one of them head while she "slept" at one point we made eye contact.
I might sound like an edgy teenager fuck but i hate my dad. He is such a logic driven person i cannot do anything around him without getting a lecture. I would move the fuck out but unfortunately im a massive pussy.
>>703282730
Divorce and move on dumbass.
>>703283260
>pix or it didn't happen
>>703283151
You're a piece of shit and you should definitely take every measure to fucking kill yourself tonight. There's already enough shit people deal with without garbage like you wasting oxygen that someone else could use.
I will miss how your voice sounds like, how you smell like, feel like, how happy you got when we would walk around holding hands, im really going to miss every single time I caught you looking at me. I fucking love you and maybe one day youll realize that leaving me was a mistake. The saddest part is, I know ill take you back.
>>703284056
post you fucking nigger
>>703284881
awwww, someone got cheated on?
I'm black.
>>703281407
>>703280367
I'm scared of my government and losing my freedom of speech.
>>703278579
Well I have a confession to make, I like loli hentai...
fucking bitch free riekie for life lmao kys you dumb bitch how you gunna say "everytime you look at the moon think of me" kys
ty /b/
>>703285240
pic's are pic's bro, it's when you act on twisted thoughts that you need to stand in front of a train
I cannot get over my first serious girlfriend. She turned into a total republicunt and is a terrible person. But I still think about her constantly.
>>703283105
You and every single male under the age of 25
>>703285225
Well, your government is scared of you too. That's why they're coming for your rights so they can own you better than they already do.
I like browsing this site, it's always fun.
I'm dating a girl who's cheating on her boyfriend of 5 years with me, she thinks I'm super amazing and I can tell she's falling for me, and yet I think I'm in love with my best friend of 6 years, who is wildly out of my league. I just got fired from my shitty job a few days ago and am afraid to tell my family. Every day I'm bored of life and fight my long term depression that makes me wanna kill myself.
I frequently wonder how my life turned out the way it did.
>>703285158
Sure did multiple times. I'm sure a neckbeard like you cant even get off your mom's computer enough to get cheated on. Maybe one day you'll get in shape and hang your fedora up long enough to even have a female look at you in a way that isn't utter disgust. I just pray that after you know true love she fucks your whole family and makes you suck the cum from what you thought was only your vagina.
the pen was supposed to be black you fucking cunt
>>703285240
Drawings aren't real people, bro.
>>703278579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro
>>703282730
get a dog and move on, you retard. you are already alone and without love.
>>703285654
jokes on you faggot, i'm the one who posted what you quoted. Though I've been cheated on numerous times too. Now I've been on both sides of that terrible wall.
>meh
You can't kill what's already dead.
I'm tired of being in a relationship with my gf who I pursued for 3 years and was my best friend in favor of a different girl who liked me during that period. Fucking end me.
>pic related, my gf, the other girl, and my best friend in the background
>>703286081
if your unhappy, change your situation ya fucking pleb
Megan, your life is nothing to be proud of. You live in Oklahoma pretending to be Native American, you just had a premature child with an illegal immigrant, you're already step mom to his three kids. You're nothing special.
You're Catholic so you should know that the children pay for the sins of the parents. Didn't I say that child was going to be karma itself? Well it was already born a failed abortion, lets see what else life can throw and at excuse of a life.
>>703286081
what a disgusting trio of unattractive females
>>703286410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eirBtt7wIDU
Meegan!!!
>>703278579
>Anonymous 09/10/16(Sat)00:48:20 No.7032785
I don't want to work 8 hours each day for the rest of my life. Getting a degree and keeping a social status based on wealth sounds extremely boring to me. Makes me want to just kill myself and reroll another existance.
>>703286079
3edgy5me
You are so totally beyond death you're probably typing this from the sunken city aren't you. Fucking end it so no one else has to deal with the edge highness
>>703286472
Lmao. Entitled to your opinion. Regardless of appearance, my gf is a needy cunt and the other girl is really funny and relatable. She's also kind of had a fucked up life and hasn't ever had a good relationship and I really want to be that stability for her.
I keep posting my ex tonight because I keep getting hard to the thought of her sucking another guy off
>>703286794
naw nigga i'm chillin in the void alone
>>703286796
there's nothing good in a relationship that starts because one half wants to be the saviour of the stray dog, which is the other half. either you both are at the same emotional level or you will be floating in a messed up dependant relation.
>>703286754
What you think an 8 hour day is the worst it could possibly get? Did you know 100 years ago 12 hour days were the norm, 6 days a week? And children worked back then. And don't even get me started on third world countries today.
Get over your goddamn Peter Pan syndrome and come live in reality with the rest of us. It isn't perfect but it's a lot better than it could be. Fucking sheltered snowflake.
>>703286754
Rolling
>>703287273
Not an argument
>>703287385
Sentence fragment
>>703279012
i feel you bro
>>703278579
I hate niggers.
Higher ups love me enough to give me 55+ hours a week, but not enough to bump my pay past $9.50 an hour, or even make me a general manager for that matter. And to top it all off, I was going to go talk to the qt 3.14 at the movie theater today, and there was some land whale there instead. Fuckooofffff
>>703287255
She isn't totally fucked or anything, I just think she's kind of drifting about not really having any emotional stability because it's never been given to her. I think she'll latch onto it if it's offered and I already know we get along well.
>>703286410
Also remember when you said your baby took out its breathing tube?
Yeah, just like all the men in your life, it wanted to leave you. Even your own child didn't want to be raised by you. It tried committing suicide by coming early and your stubborn ass just had to make that miserable thing keep on living. Bet it's gonna be like that forever. I know for a fact you're not gonna treat that child as anything more than a possession stemmed from jealousy that all your other friends were having babies and you sitting here knowing that the only man who would even touch you is a filthy illegal. He probably only wants you for citizenship.
Your shitty reproductive system not being able to conceive should've been the hint that even your FUCKING body was telling you you would make a shit parent. Now look.
Sleep well tonight, because those nights that you don't get to take your child home from the hospital are going to feel a lot more familiar when more health problems come along.
>>703287857
dubs don't lie
dubs never lie
>>703287502
>Implying you don't know this meme
I hate myself more every day and I'm okay with that now. I will make use of the life i was given, even if nobody appreciates it, even if i hate myself every moment of every day, even if i cant find joy in anything I accomplish, even if nobody will love me back.
im lonely
I'm voting for Trump.
>>703278579
Life is pointless, if we die now or later it's make no difference.
>>703278579
Im texting my recently gotten gf love her
>>703284035
I hope it helps or entertains me, thanks tho
>>703288756
Lol, dude just drink and shut up
>>703278579
islam is disgusting
>>703287154
>\m/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znjLSW8kfBM
>>703278579
I stole my friend's wallet and threw it in his garbage can.
I didn't even take any money or anything. I just took his wallet and threw it in his garbage
IIIIIII FUUUCKING LOVE DIMLY LIT ROOMS AND HAVING GOOD STUFF TO EAT AND DRINK WHILE WATCHING GOOD MOVIES I'M SO GOD DAMN COMFY RIGHT NOW RAAAAAAAH
>>703289511
are you on the beans?
Niemand kann jemals die Realität erfassen, denn Wahrnehmung ist immer mit Erfahrungswerten und Assoziation verbunden.
>>703289511
>>703289322
>>703288977
>>703281977
>>703280366
>>703279677
>>703278688
are we just going to ignore these?
I went to a mandatory work trip last week, lot of people too but one special married co worker went to. I have never talked to him just a "hello, good morning blah blah" as usual in office, but he started to be nice and thoughtful.. as everyone could say, he wants to fuck me. I don´t do that things, I have boyfriend, I love him, but this guy just take me by surprise and start to be "good" to me, and I took advantage of it. I think I just want to kiss him, but I feel guilty to even think about it, and far away from that, I just want todo it to prove again how human relationships sucks. He has been married for six months with a gorgeous girl, and he is flirting with me... Oh humanity. DESIRE IS MORE POWERFUL THAN ANYTHING? DOES LOVE EXISTS?
I had sex with a female friend and my girlfriend has no idea, and also my girlfriend hates her, I have a nude from my female friend if you want to see it
>>703290003
Post it
>>703290003
noice lets see it
>>703289799
yes, but I won't ignore them dubs
I cheated on my girl with my ex. I don't feel bad about it, but i wouldn't do it again.
>>703278579
Existence is a burden, purely because of responsibility. I don't even really want to kill myself, I just want to stop existing. Nothing is worth it. I'm broken.
That's about it.
>>703287154
You're just so unique, like honestly no one else has ever felt detached. You should write a biography and then kill yourself so it gets huge.
I really, really want to give a blowjob.
About a month ago I started to masturbate while looking at my dick. I think it's cute, cause it's small and very white.
But my body and face are manly type.
So, I want to suck a cute dick like mine, but with a girls body, and I know this is very difficult to find.
I just need to find a glory hole orgy in my city. Then I will only see dick.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Why the fuck do you hurt people that try to help you, and continually seek the approval of twats that mock and use you? Why the fuck do I even care anymore? It's been over 5 years since that french slut cheated on you, and you still have that stick lodged well and truly up your ass. Get the fuck over yourself. You could at least play nice in front of mum, it kills her to see how we get on now, and fuck only knows how long she's got left.
I should have tried harder to be with her. I was scared, and I wish I could have had the courage to make something happen. Damn.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about killing myself.
>>703278579
Fuck friends. Who needs them? They're never there when you need them and only want to talk when they're having problems.
I got a girl pregnant that i fucked while drunk that's real fat and ugly and now I'm gonna have a child and spend the rest of my life miserable with her.
Im hispanic and feel im the only one who isnt a soul sucking waste of space like the rest or the fucking niggers. A group of iggers nearly jumped me and my white friend before we jumped in an uber. If speaking without a dumb spick accent or not getting a stupid dirty chika fat fuk pregnant makes me a "coconut" fine. They are the most racist and stupid people along with niggers. Im american. Not spick or nigger american.
I still love her but yet I want to move on with my life.
>>703289799
>implying dubs are cool and edgy
i want to watch my gf fuck another man
>>703291817
Get iff 4chan charlie
>>703290948
I believe you are meaning to insult my existence and are implying that I should write an autobiography.
But I guess I could write a biography too. But so many people in this world, which one to choose?
My boss called me trying to make me cover this piece of shit coworkers shift who called out again. My girlfriend was staring at me angrily because she could tell from my voice that I had to go in. This made me upset to be pushed around in front of my girlfriend. I said no, I'm not going to go in, and I even quit my job in front of her just to show her that I'm a man and I don't take bullshit. I also did it to show my supervisor and general manager that they should value their good employees. The next day, my general manager asked me to come back. I told him no, and i also said that I have a degree and job skill to find something else. now I'm in the process of getting a job working for the city of sugar hill. I think My girlfriend has a new found respect for me because she cooked me steak and shrimp fajitas today. And she gave me a good Bj yesterday.
I let my money squandering and drug obsession get in the way of personal advancement. Example: No car, 23 and no college, no kids, no legacy or ownership of anything lasting and valuable
>>703289799
youtube.com/watch?v=fKOBingfw3Q
>>703291393
Welcome to the club.
Help yourself to the snacks, just not the kool-aid. That's for later.
>>703292209
Life is fleeting as is everything, dance in the moment and accept that on the cosmic scale your less than nothing.
>>703292148
I still get nervous from the adrenaline rush I got from standing up for myself.
>>703292148
Proud of you anon good job growin balls your gonna be ok
>>703278579
I've wanted to kill myself since I was twelve. The worst part is that I've promised someone I wouldn't. I'm so tired of feeling guilty. I want this to end. I am tired of always bringing the bad times, even at my best all I do is harm everyone. In some voodoo beliefs hell is an experience had during life. I think my needless guilt is my hell. I want out.
I've got a crush on a girl I hardly know and have no idea how to approach her to so much as even become friends.
theme for this thread
Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DXaSVkb_XLt4
I think I'll kill myself tomorrow. And frame my ex girlfriend, already thought it out. Gone girl style.
Why am i such a pussy that i can never actually make a move. We just sat there looking at each other for so long, i could`ve done it fuck
Lay the fuck off Brock turner. Anyone who knows the facts can see he's gotten way more than he deserved already and his whole life has been destroyed. Fuck off with your rape culture shit.
Im somewhat of a drug induced pedophile and live in paranoia about people reading my mind because I did drugs and looked at young teenage porn.
I'll post the other one without bra also
>>703292112
Write an autobiography and then a biography for everyone and then make sure you kill yourself before sunrise. Trust me everyone will be better off.
45 minutes is not enough time to finish chores you stupid cunt
>>703292491
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Feminazi
Circumcision fucked me up
>>703292750
This one is from
>>703290003
My mom is a psychotic child abuser that physically attacks her children and steals 10s of thousands of dollars. She has committed like 30 years of prison time worth of crimes in the past few weeks alone and i think she is getting alzheimers early onset and lies on her taxes and calls the police on herself
I hate Mexican fags with a raging passion. Just seeing them in public makes me want to punch them in the face. I hope all go back to Mexico when the wall is built and die of starvation in the desert. Men women and children.
i am extremely physically attracted to this one 14 year old girl
my dad abuses and kills dogs and a cat he put a rubber band around tail until it lost circulation and died and constantly goes to prison and steals money from me.
>>703292750
She had weird nips, but was a good fuck tough
As a poor fuck with no opportunity I want all rich people to burn.
>>703292750
she looks fine af
>>703292881
Too much work, I think i'll take my vitamins, brush my teeth, piss, and go to bed.
I should wright a biography sometime. OH, and I'm going to continue to fuck that married chick. Have a good life nigger.
This one trans bitch has ruined transgender people for me. Now I fucking hate them with a passion, and see them as attention seeking whores, the whole lot.
>>703293276
>>703292750
>>703290003
>>703286081
Same poster?
>>703293720
We'll all be praying that you wake up to the slowest most painful death to strike any human being!
been chilling with this girl in uni, slept over a couple nights at her res and hooked up a bit things were going well as fuck, out of no where she says we aint doing it anymore.. wtf? why are people fucking weird
I actually think anime is better than any shit America produces in terms of both art and entertainment.
I fap to my ex on a regular basis. I miss her and wish we had something going
>>703293721
To be fair most people who you can tell are transgender ARE attention seekers. "real" trans people (people who legitimately have a mismatched gender and "mind") generally transition, and then they're the other gender. No whining or protesting necessary, and they don't have to identify as being trans, they simply identify as the new gender. Most "real" trans people don't go shoving the fact that they were born "wrong" in other people's faces, they transition and move on. You can't even tell that someone is trans a decent chunk of the time, they're good at not making a huge scene of themselves.
Anyone that has to die their hair a color that no human naturally has is just an attention seeker.
Guys Guys....um....I need to get this off my chest.....I think I masturbate....IM SORRY OK THIS SITE IS JUST....
I don't want to be stuck with a girl who threatens to kill herself if I break it off
>>703293835
Yup, it's me, it's my first time posting so I didn't know at first how to reply to an speciffic comment
inb4 sorry 4 bed english
>>703294497
same, had a terrible break up with my ex... still miss having her as my best friend...
>>703293835
Sorry only
>>703293276
>>703292750
>>703290003
Are mine, the other one is unrelated
Cock rate threads are the supreme cancer of this board.
>>703294672
Was i the same situation years ago. I just ended it and turns out she didnt do it. Its a manipulation tactic
>>703295119
Texas?
I'm a total mess emotionally and I'm afraid everyone knows. I'm afraid that the only reason people hang with me is because they feel potty for me.
broke up with my girlfriend. She still keeps messaging me and asking to get back together, and called me from a blocked number the other night saying she thinks she might hurt herself and that she needed me there with her. I didnt go and I feel bad about it, but all she did was blame me. Also when I broke up with her she slapped me and stole my glasses so I couldnt leave. Despite all the crazy bullshit it still hurt me to have to be the one to do it
I love my boyfriend with all I have but I can't help but feel I can't trust him at all.
im so fucking hungry right now
>>703295363
Nope, mexifag, hope that doesn't matter
>>703295389
Yeah, every group has one.
>>703278579
I don't know if I'm racist or not.
But I really hate seeing black guys with white girls.
>>703295597
Put a gps locator in his car.
>>703278579
I'm an avid Trump supporter, actually active (not bothering to troll online for him). I donate to his cause and collect donations for him. Here is the kicker, I don't believe anything that comes out of his mouth and I don't give a crap about his campaign's negative attacks on anyone. I know he will be terrible, internationally terrible. I WANT to see the world burn, I'm a real nihilist, not like those emo bloggers and whiners who actually do nothing. People who know me think I'm a real believer. When I'm home alone, I laugh and I laugh and I laugh.
Wanted to ask this one girl out for 3 years but I'm a pussy
>>703295389
Do they look like they're constantly struggling to hold it in? If they're feeling potty all the time it's pretty hard to miss.
>>703295776
Nah just familiar body although i bet alot of girls in Mexico look similar
>Once every few weeks I'd drive drunk
>Police would issue DUI, give me due process
>I always gave the "I swear Never Again" shit >Still did it though, getting worse and worse
>After 5th time cop just sits me down and says
>For god's sake, why do you do this to yourself
>As always, I give him the usual, he don't buy it
>Goddamnit, tell me, anon, what is wrong
>Getting kind of emotional he starts to speak
>Offers to not put me in jail if I go to rehab
>Take offer, I know I am a mess and need help.
This is my 4th week in rehab, and I must say I'm feeling pretty great /b.I am back with my gf and she visits every week. Also, read the first letter of every line.
I feel responsible for the two baby swans that died.
I'm not looking for work
I took from a good man when I shouldn't have
I use less and less websites
Fat and getting lazier and therefore fatter
I need adrenaline, nonstop. I came from a life of excitement and now it's predictable and dull. There's a root cause to my cravings, I just don't want to know what they are.
>>703296230
Don't sweat it, that's just an evolutionary mechanism to prevent you from spreading your inferior genes.
>>703296652
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monoamine_oxidase_B
>>703296652
Antisocial personalities tend to be constantly bored it allows them to take greater risks for higher rewards
>>703296683
Idk y but this makes me want to ask her out. Wish me luck.
I'm so fucking nervous at my new job I just started yesterday. I'm so fucking shy and anxious and want to fucking quit but can't. I don't want to deal with this and it is making me physically sick
>>703278579
I am responsible for m parents divorce
I am the reason my brother killed himself
I'm fucking garbage and I don't have the balls to do everyone a favor and just fucking die.
>>703278579
ok, even if you are datamining, i'm biting this time
>be me
>use cannabis starting age 12yo
>be 25yo living in shitty east asian country
>no cannabis for 3 years
>earning $40 per hour, 10 hours a day, 7 days a week
>money is fucking useless, i just want my plant
>reaching boiling point
>see the helpless brainwashed drones around me
>i want to help them...
>trying to focus on my problems now, gotta get my plant. gotta cause as much trouble as i can without breaking the law
>starting with the path of least resistance
I'm happy. Stressed as fuck, but happy.
>>703297227
Singapore? Isn't there a mandatory death sentence for any form of illegal drug use there? Or is it somewhere else. You don't have to tell me I'm just curious.
>>703297154
Stop being a pussy
If he wont help me with this one thing I want god to kill me. He hasnt yet. Maybe he thinks I should do it myself
>>703280914
Don't we all
>>703297517
not singapore. but i think their death-sentence for contraband-related crime is reserved for large-scale smuggling operations.
don't quote me on that; wouldn't wanna see anyone getting executed over a joint.
Now that you are gone and I'm seeing things with a rational mind, I see that you have some things about you that are actually pretty damn creepy. You give me the willies bitch.
Started talking with this girl and fell for her pretty hard after a few weeks but im too much of a pussy to do anything about it
Black live matter movement has made me racist. I call my them niggers under my breath every time now. Just fucking act like a reasonable person and quit being so outlandish black people. Fucking Asians don't do that and they even dress like you. I love Asians man. FUCK'N BLACK PEOPLE MAN!
I never spoke about this to anyone.
I met a girl online 8 years ago. She was from another country. We started chatting, and skyping. We fell in love. She was finishing her degree, so we waited. In time, we stopped talking so often, but we never actually broke up.
In the meantime, I started dating other girls. I got one pregnant and we decided to have an abortion. I paid for everything and helped her to recover. I dated another girl for over a year.
My online gf didn’t know any of this. She still wanted to meet me, so she flew here. We had a blast. We started talking everyday again. Couple of months later I flew to her country. Asked her hand in marriage in front of her family. She said yes, but we had to wait for another year for her to come to live with me.
In that time, I started dating another girl, let’s call her Sally. She didn’t know I was engaged. We kind of fell in love. After almost a year she found out. She was heartbroken, but she understood.
My online gf arrived, we got married. For a couple of months everything was great.
I missed Sally, I missed her friendship. I went to see her. We only wanted to talk and spend time. We couldn’t resist and started fucking again.
Sally wasn’t all right in the head. Started taking pills. Got a mental breakdown. Not only because of me, mind you, but I was definitively part of it. She called my wife and tell her everything. She was really delusional at the time, so I convinced my wife that her confession was part of the delusion.
My wife is really happy living with the man she thinks I am. And I’m trying hard to leave everything behind and be a better man. Started meditating, exercising, stopped jerking so much.
Damn, I feel better. Literally no one but me knew the whole story. What do you think, /b/?
cannot believe we choked against a football team like that. straight cheesed us the whole game, not even a debate
>>703298025
Tbh the law is so vague if you're an enemy of the state or a political activist it's pretty much guaranteed that you'll die or go to jail for life if you use or sell. However if your a rich faggot or one of your parents is powerful, well then you can do whatever the fuck you want as long as nobody gets seriously injured, and they'll sweep it under the rug.
>>703298465
lcs?
i hate niggers
>>703298861
Welcome to /b/.
I want to end it all and kill myself, I just can't take it anymore
>inb4 faggot
>>703291800
Most noble, anon
>>703298915
Faggot
>>703298915
Exit bag if you're a pussy.
If you want to go down like a champion, steal a motorcycle and ride at 200 mph until you hit something.
Would vegans eat lab grown meat? They should right, because it's not really an animal, it's essentially a plant.
>>703299217
>living organisms
>>703278579
I want to go trap, but I'm afraid that in my mid 20's I'm too old to start and my body isn't well suited enough that I could ever pull it off.
>>703296192
Love this. I am voting for him as well, just to see what happens.
>>703299284
Why can't you just be happy with being a fag?
I went out drinking with my friend and his wife and her friend. Wife's friend is cool, like 7.5/10
We ended up getting blackout drunk and she came back to my place. I don't remember much of anything and I'm 100% positive we didn't bang but we were messing around. I ended up driving her home from my place the next morning she lives like a block away from me which is cool. It was kinda awkward but whatever
I don't have her number. Not sure if I should bother hitting her up on FB? Do you think she'd want that or is it just too awkward
I am sick of tiptoeing around my girlfriend, she has a period for half of a month now and its fucking awful, and I have to put up with so much SJW bullshit of hers. I just want to fuck her and then go back to doing something productive. I am fucking sick of being afraid of her.
>>703279012
Currently in the same boat
>>703299514
It's only awkward if you're a betafag.
>>703298394
nothing to say, anon. youre just trying to redeem yourself it seems. I dont think coming clean will fix anything
>>703299260
Plants are also living organisms. Life feeds on life.
>>703299447
I want to be cute
>>703299547
>afraid of her
>>703278579
I miss her.
>>703299791
Can be done. All it takes is money. Get some facial reconstructive surgery, breast implants and a shaping corset to thin your waist.
I'm 26 only had sex 4 times while drunk as fuck. The only girl i wanna have sex with at the moment is a 16 y/o daughter of a friend of mine. She's very good looking got nice tits and great ass. One morning i woke up in a sofa, and she was rubbing my dick through my pants with her feet while sleeping. it was so fucking great i came in my pants while i looked at her amazing body. only thing is i feel like such a fuckinf pedo about the whole thing and i'm not gonna try to fuck her or nothing, but god damn i want to.
>>703279426
>>703278579
Fuck this planet and fuck every single mother fucker who is on it. We are all meaningless. There is no point to life or existence, and if there was then it would be a shitty one. Make life your bitch and make that bitch choke on your dick. Fuck the law, fuck the government, fuck communists, fuck ideologies. Especially, fuck me and you.
>>703299547
You're a vagina.
>>703299547
Give her a reason to wear make up. She will respect you for it.
>>703299925
And then be pretty for 10 years until you look like every other old hag.
>>703299925
That's the other problem. I don't have the money, and by the time I do I'll be even older.
i just made a smoothie
>>703299547
Tell the cunt to hit the curb if you can't deal with her bullshit. If you can, man the fuck up and stop being such a beta cunt that you let your pathetic excuse of a girlfriend walk all over you.
I DON'T CARE THAT YOU BROKE YOUR ELBOW.
>>703300129
exactly.
On a slightly related note, 30 year old women are awesome. They're still attractive like 20 year olds but are increasingly more desperate. They're experienced and know how to fuck and suck.
>>703278579
>>703282730
While what the tiger two said isn't wrong it was pretty savage haha. Just let it go. If he didn't love you then he doesn't love you now. Show that you are stronger than him. Just drop him you Fucking idiot.
>>703300147
You could work as a budget cum dumpster.
>$19.99; drained in 5 minutes or your money back.
I have a tulpa
I fucked a 12 year old when I was 16. She told me she was 15 and I was drunk. :(
>>703300539
Sounds like you might be a pedophile: You might want to get yourself tested.
>>703300071
Amen
Do people think about how meaningless life really is. A bunch of atoms and molecules reformed over millions of years of evolution to create stupid pointless lifeforms that could go completely instict just from an asteroid. The only reason i haven't killed myself is because our brains are programmed to fukc and continue evolution and not die also im a pussy so it would hurt.
I hate it when people say "same." I just spilled my heart out, my passions, whatever, and the best thing you can do is sound like a chump.
>>703300980
same
My life is falling apart.
Im going to drop out completly out of my social life. Gonna try to get back to when I was a little asocial faggot, and get my life back into track.
>>703279012
Its been a few days, made out with her still not worth it shes too shy and insecure and basically doesn't know how to date which is a tragedy cause i actually do want to get to know her better. Feels pretty shitty that shes not trying, not because she doesn't want to but because she doesn't know how to i should've stayed with girls my own age now were busy pretending to ignore one another and barely making mid distance plans. As much as i like having a possible girl again the emotional and anxiety part of it makes it impossible for me to focus on anything else for very long
>>703300071
Someone got dumped.
>>703300980
same
Sometimes when people give short answers to everything, while they are being questioned about something it means they are being evasive and obtuse but trying to pass it off as being forthright. Sneaky fuckers.
I broke up with my girl and now she's doing cocaine and partying,
I know I really shouldn't care anymore but it fucks me up
>>703300980
me too
>>703301175
you and me same same but different but still same>>703300980
>>703301221
In time you won't give a shit and be glad the stupid bitch is gone.
>>703301221
get her wasted and fuck the bitch you fag
Fucking poxy assfucking shit of a frogcunted fucking feltcher fucker
Baily Jay looks like an ex of mine. I often masturbate to Bailey Jay porn. I want to be a chick who gets fucked by Bailey Jay
>>703301322
Sorry I don't do rape fgt
>>703301281
Yeah probably
I have prejudices against other races but I'm not completely racist. I believe men and women are equal, even though I joke about inequalities. I want Trump to win the presidency even though I'm a liberal just because I think it would be funny.
>>703301221
Go back to picking berries.
>>703278579
i'm going to keep doing it until he kills himself, and I don't feel bad
I have breast cancer and I haven't told my family
I want to set my city on fire just for the hell of it.
I'm going to kill myself on september 15th, and my last gift to my online friends is to make sure i die without them, I've relied on their attention for months now and I want to do something nice as my final gesture.
I don't even know if I care about her.
>>703301720
No don't dom
>>703301537
Holy shit are you me
i still enjoy impact memes
>>703301595
What if he kills you instead?
>>703301440
>Getting people drunk and fucking
>Rape
Fuck this gay transexual sjw earth for ruining my fetish
I get triggered when someone gets upset because a nigger was resisting arrest/committing a crime and got shot. What the fuck did you expect to happen? Who the fuck reacts to a partial video? What happened to personal responsibility? When did criminals become a protected class? All of this PC/SJW bullshit has turned me into a racist. Every time I see a nigger, all I think about is Traboon and Michael Brown.
>>703302051
Become a cop.
>>703302051
clearly never heard of racial profiling
I HATE THAT FUCKING BITCH I WISH SHE DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE
i sexually identify as hot sauce
>>703302275
>start fire
>make her die in it
Problem solved.
I ran like a fat bastard on the treadmill and sweated so much I look like I walked through a rain storm. I was extra careful not to dump the coffee and ended up dumping the coffee on my sheets, the wall, the mirror and the dresser. I planned on going to bed early and now it is 3am. I got an email from a company about a job, I responded and heard nothing after that. I closed the door so I wouldn't get a moth in the house. There was a moth in the house. I killed the moth.
for your wife's sake i hope you really mean it
I masturbate infront of the neighborlady almost daily. she comes to the window and starts smoking and i start doing my thing. fuck it gets me going. she watches me finish every time but doesn't react in any way. i like it a lot.
>>703302204
Nigger/SJW detected
>>703278579
I want to fuck my ex (18) with her 12 year old body.
>>703302472
piss off
>>703302320
>get job in hot sauce factory
>throw yourself into the machine
iliterallycannotstopsuckingdicks
>>703301821
I have this vision.
>>703302475
I know that feel bro the current girl im talking to is 18 same description and holly shit i want to love her tenderly but i have to wait cause shes socially frigid may or may not happen but i have my fingers crossed.
>>703279632
just doit it bro, protip have a tug before you go otherwise nerves may make you burn your money.
Also dont pay upfront you get some that will promise the earth and then you get the shittest robotic fuck and blowjob with a jimmy on. I mean wtf is the point of a BJ with a jimmy on cmon....
>>703302572
Yup. How's Bernie Sanders working for you?
>>703281662
I hate Paki's niggers for the most part seem pretty sound except those ghetto bitch ass wannabee gangstars tryna sell you their mixtape in the street.
The same ones that talk some special monkey slang...
>>703302622
You could hijack a fuel tanker, drill a hole in it and drive it around the city.
Yeah, I know I'm a faggot for saying this but honestly I don't give a shit any more. I enjoy playing Minecraft because it has a really strong creative element that few games to this day have mastered to the same extent that Minecraft did. And yeah, the community is cancer. But the game is one of the best games ever made and I will stand by that.
>>703282730
jesus he's probably still cheating on you man, you know what they say, once a cheater always a cheater.
who did he cheat on you with ?
>>703281781
The dame reason everybody on here hates niggers. No fucking reason.
>>703283260
but are you hiding you ip well enough sensei?
>>703302447
Is there a name for a fetish when you want somebody to watch you fap but not react, kind of like this?
>>703302041
I moved. He doesn't know where I live anymore. Also, I'm fairly confident I could kill him if it came to that
>>703303012
There's lots of reasons to hate niggers.
Got a nasty orgasm headache from fapping earlier. Felt like an aneurism. No Advil around here. No 24 hour store and I'm broke. Fuck my brain hurts.
>>703278579
I hate everything and I can't begin to think I can be a functional human being till I live on my own, but I can't live on my own until I'm a functional human being. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you your your tatty yt? G
>>703283819
well if you surround yourself with negative people and have a general negative outlook on life.
We create our own realities.
>>703302730
i'd like to say both presidential candidates are shit, thank you very much
I'm not sure I feel about you the same way I did when we first me...
I only say shit on /b/ so people will reply to me because I am incredibly lonely and knowing that someone has read and responded to something I have written gives me comfort and makes me feel like I'm not completely alone in the world.
I also still really like pepe.
>>703303118
Even if he got the drop on you?
>>703303113
i have no idea. exhibitionist/voyer or some shit like that. all i know is it's fucking great
>>703289799
Yes!
And your faggotry too ...
>>703303177
Live stream your slow and painful death, anon, you'll be remembered for ages
>>703303177
Ask a nigger to hit you up with some crack.
>>703284595
>edgy teenager
>massive pussy
yes to both, just man the fuck up and cut that ambilical cord bitch, being broke and independent is way better than suckling at your dad's teet age over 17-18
>>703303177
reminds me, have you ever gotten horny while your nauseous? jesus it's the worst fucking feeling
>>703302913
bump
Met the most incredible 10/10 woman with so many similar tastes as me. I quickly fall in love and we stay together at a hotel for CEO (national fighting game tourney) We have the most incredible sex, I have never felt more comfortable with someone in my life.
Sadly she lives three hours away, we fight really hard to keep things going. All is going fine until her ex bf "hacks" her account and tells me she's been living with him this entire time a few states away.
Immediately dismiss and try to ignore. More and more evidence keeps popping up making her case look even worse.
>cont
>>703303364
I think so. Maybe when hungover. Yep pretty sure that's happened. Very confusing.
>>703278579
sick and tired of:
waifu threads, that shit belongs on anime bread.
thick/chubby threads. not a one has a cup size smaller than c.
feels threads, that's for /soc/
dear /b/ i need help, that's for /adv/
you wanna know what i wanna get off of my chest? half of the posts on /b/ 0 page should be posted on other boards.
>>703303316
Plenty of that around here but I'll pass. I was actually going to see if anyone at the near buy half way house for nutters has some strong pain killers or something. I'd trade them an almost full pack of cigarettes.
>>703303518
kys
>>703287273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
>>703303485
I dig deeper and deeper and through her criminal records I find out she missed a court hearing. Apparently he had said she was running from the law.
I go fucking insane because she keeps telling me she doesn't want to deal with his "bullshit".
She fights it over and over, she doesn't understand that if she came clean now I could try trusting her. She keeps fucking lying to me, and I just keep digging up more and more evidence against her.
She tells me she thinks we are never going to work out, and decides to fucking leave me. She didn't even tell me what the fuck actually happened, but made it pretty clear that all of this shit had gone down and that she was "done" with it.
>>703303238
Ok. that'd probably be a different story. But All of the characters report back to me, so I know exactly what he's doing at all times. There is still that possibility, though, that he'd just lose it one day, and not tell any of them. Not likely, but possible. Either way, the question is moot because I'm leaving the country in a month, and he definitely can't follow me there.
>>703291081
:( man
>>703303657
Now i'm just here grasping at nothing, because I have no good friends to keep me company. I can't find any fucking remotely good women because the last 5-6 women i've been with have pulled some kind of giant bullshit lie.
TFW even your dream woman turns out to be a fucking lying whore.
I'm so fucking desperate for some kind of feeling, i'll fucking take anything at this point but I can't even get that.
>>703303657
sounds like your just making this up as you go along m8
>>703302642
I dated her when she was 15/16, but she has kept her loli body until now, and I'm certain she will keep it in the future. She got the loli genes man, her older sister is in her mid/late twenties and still looks 13.
She was the best fuck I've ever had, and I imagine the best I ever will. 10/10, let me backdoor and everything.
The problem is after she broke up with me I went full faggot mode and dated another girl because my feelings were hurt so once the guy she dumped me for was out of her life I was unavailable to fuck her, and soon after I left the country, so I feel I lost my chance.
I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors, don't let opportunity go past you like I did.
>>703303844
But i'm not man, it's honestly a huge fucking mess.
>>703303230
Pepe in the white house come November
>>703303738
>>703303037 - rate thread...
>>703296478 - rate thread...
>>703287860 - rate thread...
>>703303800
i know im the only one who still gives a shit about this but legitimately less than 5 minutes ago she sounded amazing. make up your mind
>>703289511
I was ill as fuck yday and did the same thing, wifey went to the shop on the way home from work and got all the good food and I made pizza and smoked some draw and ate and watched ray mears and the fall.
Woke up this morning to a nice squidgy arse pressed up against my rockhard dick and a handful of tits.
Good times.
>>703303961
hmmm...
>>703304086
amen brudda
>>703304055
I mean honestly you can decide whether or not to believe me. All the good shit happened really early on in our relationship, the majority of it was dealing with all of this nonsense.
>>703304086
>squidgy
makes her ass sound like fucking rubber
you guys are actually fucking assholes
I can't even talk about my life with anonymous strangers, I guess i'm just a liar
>>703304055
we literally broke up like 3 days ago
am i the only one that smells my cum after i jack off?
>>703289952
what fucking nationality are you?
Lust is a powerful thing look at the size of the porn industry. Thing is I am a great believer that a single partner should fully sexually satisfy you to the point even if you find others attractive you are sexually addicted to the 1 person.
That being said I also believe in sexual diversity, i.e. I like steak but couldnt eat that every fucking day. good sex is like good food/wine etc.
>>703304279
Ahaha. I mean, you are on /b/. And OP said no context
There is no meaningful conversation here, I don't know what you expected
>>703304279
what else did you expect from /b/
>>703304374
I smell my hand after I jack it, if that counts.
saw my opportunity to shitpost and i took it
>>703304573
Sometimes when im jacking off, i wanna drink my cum, but when i cum I don't want to anymore
>>703282179
Let it free brah
25, live at home, cant find work, in debt, two shitty associates degrees, internships/work studies did nothing for me, shoot me :D
>>703303235 /adv/
>>703284978 /adv/
>>703301490 /adv/
>>703302374
Your day was slightly more interesting than mine so congrats anon fuck that moth
>>703304444
I don't see anyone else getting their stories called out for being "fake" god forbid i've got a long story and leave some details out idunno man shit
I really want to fuck this girl that I went to high-school with, but I'm not single, we had a thing in highschool, hung out together in parties, made out and whatever. But I just want to fuck her silly, I wanna fucking impregnate that cunt
>>703304633
I've tried my cum before. Didn't really enjoy it, it's just slimy and rather tasteless.
