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ITT: We act like well-adjusted, rational human beings until someone gets trips. Then we all become the embodiment of /b/.

How's it going today, guys?
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very well old chap
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>>702836053
jolly good day sir
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How about this weather
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>>702836456
it is quite well, very sunny i got a good amount of yard work today
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>>702836456
Tis reasonable
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Anyone here like to watch pornography?
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>>702836876
only if tis homosexual
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my word, a novel idea sir!

trips get
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Where are you fine gentlemen from?
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How's the wife?
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care to down a glass of brandy on the rocks?
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>>702837239
america comrade
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>>702837259
Quite excellent, just had her hair done today
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And then I said "tax returns" and I pushed her in the pool. hahaha
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>>702837239
Constantinople, good-sire
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>>702837359
i will have a cup of dairy from the cow but none the less have a drink with you sir
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Any gentlemen of large stature here?
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Got a light chap?
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does anyone know the time?
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/b/lokes i'm not sure if talking like elderly men is exactly reasonable but i enjoy the theme
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>>702837655
Of course, for dubs anything will be granted gent
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And then i replied whats the hassle?
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>>702837424
Not feeling depressed due to meds. Got job prospects. I have bs in business and a cdl, any ideas guys? Unemployed 2 months due to depression (gf kicked me out)
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Could you fine gentlemen please keep an eye on my chocolate milk while I use the rest room?
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>>702837671
noon and fifty-three minutes gent
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>>702837857
I got you fam. take your time.
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>>702837857
dont worry lad I will, have a fine wiz
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good day gents /b/ is looking quite fine today
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has anyone seen my wife?
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>>702838041
you let me know if you want me to watch the choco milk.
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Greetings, /b/.
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Hey guys.
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Arkansas, Fayetteville
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I shall have but a sip of the milk
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>>702837915
Faggot go away with your retarded ratchet slang
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>>702838493
Whoops i replied to the wrong guy. Sorry.
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Hello, fellas.
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>>702838493
whoa excuse me lad, what is wrong with your tone? you are a mere stranger around these parts, what gives you the right to speakith this way.
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for the love of god SOMEONE GET DUBS!!!
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>>702838493
WELL I SAY
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>>702838290
Can you watch it for a moment sir
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It's going pretty good, just enjoying some delicious root beer and the company of my cat while I surf the internet.
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its soo good to be here gentleman!
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>>702838658
I was merely having fun. I am sorry. I should be on my way now pip pip cheerio faggot
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>>702838686
Tis trips we seek
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>>702838493
Why never in my years have I heard such foul language. I do cast sage on you my boy.
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>>702838814
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Well its been splendid but the drugs are wearing off
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>>702836876
No what thi be fuck of faggetry
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>>702838939
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What is this strange place I have stumbled upon? It's so much different from the life I know..
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>>702837856
my what bad English
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>>702839222
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>>702838301
Hello jolly old chap
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>>702839020
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>>702838591
it is fine good sire everybody makes mistakes
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Taco Tuesday!
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>>702839276
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444 incoming
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>>702839383
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>>702839484
alas my /b/loke it has already passed
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>>702839498
i see cat!
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>>702839618
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Hello everyone
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Well this has become rather boring
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>>702839765
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>>702839498
us /b/lokes know better than such violent humor
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Fine day today!
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I say, gents! This has been quite the jubilant confregation, but are we all truly happy?
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We need this chap
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>>702839873
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>>702836053
https://www.wattpad.com/299524755-the-robbery
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>>702839838
AND NOBODY CAN DENY AND NOBODY CAN DENY AND NOBODY CAN DENY AND NOBODY CAN DENY AND NOBODY CAN DENY AND NOBODY CAN DENY AND NOBODY CAN DENY AND NOBODY CAN DENY AND NOBODY CAN DENY AND NOBODY CAN DENY AND NOBODY CAN DENY AND NOBODY CAN DENYAND NOBODY CAN DENY AND NOBODY CAN DENY AND NOBODY CAN DENY AND NOBODY CAN DENY AND NOBODY CAN DENY
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222
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>>702840106
such a rather not nice form of story
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I heard about a civilised conversation. Is this where it can be found?
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>>702840192
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
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This thread is so cringe. OP said act like well-adjusted, rational human beings. Where does that mean to talk like stereotypical 1800s English men. Thats the opposite of rational. That isn't well adjusted. You all sound like the fedora neck beard guys that try to be charming.
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We were!
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>>702840374
Tis the place good sir
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>>702840062
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>>702840374
Indeed it is, friend.
Enjoy your stay.
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>>702840374
sir you have indeed arrived at the correct thread.
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>>702840421
)
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Some.body
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>>702840421
>Well adjusted, rational human beings
>Stereotypical 1800s English men

Choose both, my good sir
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>>702840628
So.me.bo.dy
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>>702840628
once told me
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>>702840500

>>702840421
edge lord in coming
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You are all good people
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Hehe gentlemen and other things
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What is this I hear about rabble-rousing at the sight of cubes?
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Why, I do hope that someone shall get the trips soon


trips get
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Niggers
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>>702836053
I genuinely doubt someone as fine and upstanding as ourselves could be capable of unleashing three repeating digits upon society.
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888 for all that is holy
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>>702840481
Of high ranks!
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>>702840850
indeed
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>>702840787
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>>702840892
Four posts to late there, chap.
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How's the day going lads?
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>>702840787
Sorry for trying to follow the rules set out by OP but stumbling upon you fucking cringe cunts. That first guy that started talking about the weather had the right idea. Thats normal. You guys are just fucking losers.
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>>702841023
Indeed, he was so very close.
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>>702840421
I won't hold this rudeness against you my good sir.
Would you mind watching my collection of colorful miniature ponies while I go prepare some tea?
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>>702841059
Fine, my good sir.
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>>702840421
tally ho what do you mean my fellow /b/loke we are speaking proper English just as most fellows in my homeland
but if you really must have an answer, proper and well adjusted are very different in our current social climate for a well adjusted person speaks plebeian English. but a proper man speaks old english
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>>702841100
How rude my good ol chap.
Have a nice wank and wander off mate.
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I will continue planning which embodiment of /b/ I shall become
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Last try for 222
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>>702841100
>>702841122
2 double dubs, nice
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>>702841100
What a soggy jobber, I say!
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>>702841100
One post too late go away.
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Good day everyone. Just stopping by to hit the trips
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>>702841100
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>>702841100
>Tries to be proper by calling someone chap
>Calls someone mate in the next sentence
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what is the embodiment of /b/, good sirs? Is it gore? Loli? oh no... a spiderman thread?
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>>702841250
What a sad display, better luck next time!
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>>702836053
Anyone want to discuss sports and the finer aspects of Russian Cuisine?
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>>702841351
Aint gon b no next time!! 444 ya filthy niggers!!!!!
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Inb4 someone gets quads
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Good afternoon my African Americans!
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>>702841343
No the embodiment of /b/ is /b/ embodiment
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>>702841336
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How's it going gentleman? Mighty fine day outside I do say
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>>702841500
Not even close there my dear old lad. Maybe next time.
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>>702836053
>tfw the mods are too civil to allow trips
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I would like to take my well-adjusted cock and rape the post number until it rationally decides to GIVE ME TRIPS!
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>>702841500
Please step away.
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Good day ole chaps, I'll try and get those jolly trips for you.
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>>702841614
Is that so?
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666
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>>702841666
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
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>>702841666
NIGGER
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>>702841666
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>702841666
FAGGOT
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>>702841666
OH SHIT
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>>702841666
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
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FUCK ALL YOU NIGGAS WHERES THE GORE
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>>702841666
FUCK ALL YOU FILTHY CUNTS
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This is a really fine day for trips! Check my numbers on the upper right!
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>>702841666
TRIPS!
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>>702841500
what vulgar language
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>>702841666
UNINSTALL AND DELETE 4CHAN FAT KID
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>>702841666
Satan trips mein nigger
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>>702841666
THANK FUCKING JOLLY GOD OF TRIPS
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>>702841666
FUCKING BLUEBERRY APE
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>>702841801
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>702836053
lets rock
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>>702841100
Why old fella, you appear quite upset. Here, have some crumpets.
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>>702841777
double the fun
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Every single person here is a fucking faggot nigger. I hope you all have the irresistible desire to kill yourselves.
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>>702841666
THE DARK LORD IS HERE
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>>702841666
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>>702841777
ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER
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>>702841864
lets go
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>>702841747
FUCKING NIGGER NEWFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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GOD DAMN TIPS FINALLY
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>>702841777
DOUBLE NIGgER WHy DOnT U MAKE US SOME
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>>702841805
Wrong fuckin thread you fuckin piece of shit neck beard faggot
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>>702841666

This just became a Jack thread, bitches.
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>>702841863
Rock n roll or just music for the soul
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>>702841864
fuck your crumpets
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>>702841666
NNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSS
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>>702841666
>>702841777
>666
>777
OHFUCK
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>>702841777
HOLY JIZZUS CHRIST
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NIGGERS
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ALL YOU FUCKERS HAD TO DO WAS
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>>702841666
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>>702841666
>>702841973

Also, why do you morons think "polite" means fake-English? Nobody talks like that in England, you twats.
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>>702841666
ALL HAIL NEGRONIGGERNEGERSATANLORD
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>>702841981
Music for AFRICANS LIKE YOU
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DOUBLE TRIPPS
O"UAGHOPIGAHOPIAGHOIAGHASGUIHSOJAbKXHZGWIGUSOIGW(P:PGSJOAFPOASFI
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>>702841896
Holy fuck she's perfect, sauce

If she was 5/6 years younger I'd be jerking off right now
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>>702841666
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cunt nigger bitches
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>>702842145
SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE
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>>702841666
>>702841973
>>702842145
>>702842258
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>>702842240
She a BITCH LIKE YOU
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
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>>702842145
get cancer you mom fucking dad sucking hamster inserting anally dildo raping fucking harambe like bitch-ass nigger virgin neckbeard weeaboo cringe faggot fucker meatpole riding DICKSLUT
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>>702842200
I don't drink i dont cuss i wanna ride on the front of the bus

I'm an Alabama nigger and I wanna b free, hell to the NAACP

I wanna eat where the white folks eat, cuz im white on the bottom of my feet
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>>702842297

So much hate.Why don't you eat something? You're not yourself when you're hungry.
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>>702842423
dud eur fatf ag
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LOOK AT THESE STATISTICS BARACK OBAMA SUCKS
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>>702842145
Yes we do you daft cunt, now kindly fuck off.
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>>702842556
Almost a third trip
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is it okay if i still be nice even though trips were met?
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>>702842297
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>>702842425

>being this new
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>>702842632
Why wouldn't it be my good sir
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>>702842632
gtfo
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>>702842541
spot on
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>>702842632
fuck off and die newfag cunt lord summer cunt nigger
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>>702842556

Stop falseflagging, americlap.
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>>702842632
go back to tumblr fuckhead
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>>702842632
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fuck i should have tried getting /b/ to count to ten before the trips
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>>702843053
uhhh....wtf? also sauce? (for research purposes)
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>>702842890
Joke's on you, I'm a literal frenchfag, putain de rosbif.
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>>702843399

ebin :DD
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>>702841666
So it begins...
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>>702844068
it's began like 10 minutes ago
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>>702841666
DESU DESU NIGGER I REALLY LIKE THIS IMAGE
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Good day to my fellow supreme gentlemen
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>>702841666
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