Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
Sachi is mean edition.
When a gator kills a baby no one calls it a radical
'Cause it's obvious that all of them are dangerous animals
The handwriting has been on the wall, clear and legible
Now we got a muzzy turning fruits into vegetables
It was a great night, it was a Homocaust, bona fide homocide, 50 lives lost
No Pulse, just Blood on the Dance Floor
Now the fags are more butthurt than before, look here, a muslim walks into a bar
And orders shots for everybody, hardy har har
And he should've killed more but he was not a straight shooter
Almost makes you wanna cry like that bitch Anderson Cooper, It's a tragedy, too many faggots got away
So instead of Islam they're gonna die from AIDS
If survivors wanna feel guilty, that's their prerogative
But I really hope they all remain HIV positive
The majority of victims were spics
Taking loads in the face, but this time not from dicks
Some had trouble deciding which bathroom to hide in
They weren't sure if their gender matched the one they died in
49 faggots and 1 dune coon
Rig the SIG, pop the Glock, and shoot for the Moon
Sandniggers pulling triggers, yeah it's something to see
They may be ignorant savages but they're working for me
I said, 49 faggots and 1 dune coon
Rig the SIG, pop the Glock, and shoot for the Moon
Sandniggers pulling triggers, yeah it's something to see
They may be ignorant savages but they're working for me
Claiming Felix
>best fox claimed
still here
>>702832056
Enjoy your free time. Im off to sleep.
Night.
calamity-masu'd
Mako claimed. Fuck the system!
>>702832996
asdfjkl;
Goodnight, Master.
I'm back
QOTT Who loves orange soda?
another settlement needs my help ill be back soon waifu
>>702833240
You do.
>>702833240
its pretty good when you mix it with root beer
>>702833266
bye
>>702833240
Grape bitch! Fuck the system!
>>702833276
I do I do I doOoo
>>702833421
My man!
>>702833519
Boo!
>>702833217
Hey galil-chan <3
>>702832761
> refrain from posting porn
>>702833651
I only drink the high-quality glass bottle shit!
This windows 10 update sucks balls
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>702833240
Soda is pretty bad overall
>>702833519
>Nigger confirmed
I'm here people! And claiming Taiga!
Thread is full of virgins
>>702833781
Oh anon you are such a rebbel
>>702833651
im not the only one. good
>>702833985
This attempt also sucks balls
Hey /b/
>>702832996
Goodnight beautiful
>>702833985
Not too far off
>>702833997
Hello.
>>702833651
How are you today?
>>702832927
pls respond
Claim Revy
>>702834242
>>702832927
Fuck the system!
>>702833240
I sure as fuck do
>>702833744
Hey <3
>>702833651
I choose death before dishonor
I'd rather die than live down on my knees
Bury me like a soldier, WITH MY DIGNITY!
YOU IMITATE THE OSTRACIZED, PUT YOUR HEAD BENEATH THE SAND
YOUR CUP, IT RUNNETH OVER, MUST BE ROUGH TO LIVE SO GRAND
YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW, YOU PAY WHAT YOU OWE UNLESS YOU BATHE YOURSELF IN GREED
YOU ROB AND YOU TAKE, YOUR WORD IS FAKE, THERE'S NO HONOR AMONGST THIEVES
>>702833985
Not all that far off
>>702833997
Hello Taiga
>>702834273
Top tier claim, I've been missing you.
>>702833861
Agreed!
Its the only way to drink it!
>>702833985
Better luck next time, trips guy
>>702833987
Nigga please, yo shit is wack yo
>>702834081
Hell yeah!
>>702834236
Pretty good, had a very uneventful day
Claimed
>>702834716
Nice pic lol
>>702834728
Too late nigga
>>702834581
still on about your rock islam thing?
>>702834716
nice and any other things you like to mix?
Miho claimed
>>702834581
Hello mako
>>702834655
What's up, galil? You done with American shitter?
>>702834716
>i found her
A lot of soda tastes terrible
>Ran
>>702833861
Grape soda is shit
It tastes horrible. Blueberry Fanta a best
>>702835070
Fuck off, Jew
>>702835081
Rock AGAINST Islam.
>>702835107
Yo
>>702834716
Found her.
Where did I go wrong? Who was I supposed to be?
No matter what I've done, you've always criticized me
What did I do wrong? What was I supposed to be?
When it's said and done, will you remember me?
>>702835162
Nah, and I can't turn it off now, my sister and cousin came over.
>>702834121
This is actually Mai pretending to impersonate himself
>>702835107
>pomfs the miho
>>702834716
At least one other person in this god forsaken thread has good tastes.
>>702835107
Miho-chan <3
>>702834517
Would you like to see my dick
>>702835363
These lyrics are cringe please stop
best ship
Claimed
>>702835324
sorry my bad
>>702835818
no.
>>702835363
Sheeiit
That sucks
You should watch a better military movie after that
Watch Platoon or something
thier is a attack on titan game?
>ill need it if you get to be killed by femtitan or eaten please eaten
>>702835324
Hows your day?
>>702835728
Dont make me stab a bitch.
>>702835795
Yuuko-chan <3
>>702835728
Hello
>>702835222
Shit, hes got a beat on me!
>>702834801
Much appreciated!
>>702835081
Cream Soda goes with damn near anything!
>>702835363
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=47tXTz6NO4s
My ruse!
>>702835737
Bout damn time.
It applies to heavy dark beers as well
no monster girls?
>>702835728
Nice image, but what happened to her mouth? Just looks like someone glued a tongue to her mouthless face.
>>702835737
GRAPE SODA IS SHIIIT
TASTES TERRIBLE
EVEN FUCKING DIET COKE IS BETTER THAN THAT SHIT
>>702836015
Consider suicide.
>>702836066
I'm comin' for you nigga
>>702836080
depends on how you define "monster girl"
>>702836066
true enough.
>>702836080
nope
>>702836261
dont like attack on titan?
>I only watched for annie titan tbh
>TFW no sickass großes messer
>>702835728
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5bHimOJb-Xw
>>702835324
>Rock Against Islam
What is this?
>>702835822
>Your opinion dictates what random noise mixtures that humanity pretends means anything I listen to while chilling
CAN'T HEAL YOU, DON'T WANT TO, CAUSE YOU CAN'T HELP YOURSELF
CAN'T HELP YOU, DONT WANT TO,CAUSE YOU WONT SAVE YOURSELF
We're taught to perish but fade away
Become the haunted and die as slaves
>>702835979
I don't have very many military movies actually, got to hide my power level (family mostly thinks I only have a few fudd guns)
Might watch The Last Castle.
>>702836015
Yes
Maybe
>>702836080
Top snek
>>702836616
>>702836261
Everyone has.
>>702836030
>motorboats the miho
>>702836052
hi
>>702836066
>pokemon yellow
pleb i release pikachu and spawn an evee in
>>702836030
I'm typing with one hand and playing Warframe with the other. Very difficult.
>>702836080
Do I count?
>>702836567
It suffers the same fate as SAO, wasted potential.
The premise is a breath of fresh air, but it was executed so poorly that it was absolutely no surprise that Erin was a Titan. Mikasa being OP silent basically wannabe yandere is just boring, even if she was the best character. Armin. LOL ARMIN. And Annie did everything wrong and should be publicly executed for being pure shit.
>>702836747
Follow through.
>>702832894
ferris*
>>702832927
do i have to say it?
>>702836616
You asked for it
In my backpack
I got my act right
In case you act quite difficult
And your resolve weaken
With anger and discontent
Some are seeking and searching like Nimoy
I'm a peace-loving decoy
Ready for retaliation
I change the whole occasion to a pine box six-under
Impulsive don't ask why or wonder
Orders given to me is:
strike and I'm thunder with lightning fast reflexes on constant alert
from the constant hurt that seems limitless with no dropping pressure
Seems like everybody's out to test ya
'Til they see your break
You can't conceal the hate
That consumes you
I'm the reason why you fill up your Isuzu
Chill with your old lady at the tilt
I got a 90 days visit
And I'm filled with guilt
From things that I've seen
Your water's from a bottle
mine's from a canteen
At night I hear the shots
Ring so I'm a light sleeper
The cost of life,
it seems to get cheaper
out in the desert
with my street sweeper
The war is over
So said the speaker with the flight suit on
Maybe to him I'm just a pawn
So he can advance
Remember when I used to dance
Man, all I want to do is dance
Claimed the explosive Loli
>>702837039
of course
>>702836616
That sucks
Is your family anti military or some shit or you just don't want to seem like a huge sperglord about it?
>>702837166
>Megumin
>loli
Rude.
>>702837222
nice trips.
anyways. :/ tell me goodnight.
>>702837070
i got broads in atlanta
twistin’ dope
credit cards and the scammers
hittin’ off licks in the bando
black x6, phantom
white x6, panda
goin’ out like i’m montana
hundred killas, hundred hammers
black x6, phantom
white x6, panda
pockets swole, danny
sellin’ bar, candy
man i’m the macho like randy
the choppa go oscar for grammy
b*tch, pull up your panty
hope you killas understand me
>>702837258
She's 14.
>>702836616
oh she is in the game I just looked even without skin I find her attractive tbh
>>702836857
I dont know how to critic movies or anime or shows tbh I dont know how people do this
>esdeath
Gotta skeedaddle!
Catch ya later gals!
>>702837430
even better, r-right?
>>702837559
Bye horn lady
Well, time to go
>>702837430
Her age aint on the clock, then she ain't a Loli
She also ready for the cock
>>702837737
Bye
>>702837245
Miho, do you like grape soda?
>>702837737
>She also ready for the cock
kek
>>702837737
>she also ready for the cock
Fucking CRINGE
I hope you die, Fran
>>702837694
Nope.
>>702837330
good night
>>702837245
oh so shizuru can pomf you but I can't?
you bully
>>702837951
:p thanks
have a nice day/night as well
>>702833997
Well hello you <3
>>702837850
Yes why?
>>702838104
She is cuter
I promise you jew lovers, the worst has yet to come
>>702838114
you too friend
>>702838123
>>702833997
THE CRINGE
>tripfags are this retarded
>>702838188
Yay, you're on my side!
>>702836699
You can take the money, you can take the ride
You can take it all but never get inside
You can't take my honor, you can't take my soul
You can't take the fact you'll never have control
YOU WON'T BREAK ME
NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
YOU CAN'T SHAKE ME DOWN
I'M FUCKING BULLETPROOF
All I've learned, ITS LIKE POISON
All I've done, INSIDE MY VEINS
All I've seen, ITS LIKE VENOM
All I know, IT'S ALL THAT REMAINS
>>702837070
Gorillaz is gud, but not my style
I used to jam to them while walking to school though
>>702837166
Galil is explosive
>>702837490
Nasty
>>702837257
They're the idiots that drive around with a Confederate flag and gadsen and come and take it all over their trucks and post "MOLON LOBE NEVER FORGET NEVER SURRENDER GOT MY M16" on Facebook when all they own is some old ass bolt action that hasnt been touched in years
>>702838313
OK
>recently find myself with two Orokin Catalysts
>have no idea what weapons to put them on
Fuck man. My head is so full of fuck I can't even.
>>702838838
>>702838620
yuri when
Dark souls is tough, i want to make 4 characters who all do similar, yet different things
>>702838188
rood. i'm reporting the cute bully!
>molests the miho
>>702838961
>playing hardest meme game
>>702838730
Jesus fucking christ that sounds terrible
>>702838926
>>702838838
Now?
>>702839055
I play it because it's a nice RPG
>Ran
>>702838926
Its around.
>>702839015
Not when your dead.
>>702839158
Later
>>702839158
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/trash/erp
u r waifu a slut
and so r u
>>702839232
>what is ghost-rape
Hi everyone. I'm still alive.
I intended to post more since my return but I guess things never work out as you intend.
I'll try my best to get on tomorrow night, I just wanted to update you all. I felt bad about just leaving without a word again.
I'd stay but I'm drinking. Any oldies will remember what happened last time I stayed whilst drunk. Apparently I'm not allowed to repeat that.
I'm not gone. Feel free to reply, I won't be responding though. I'll read all of them though.
Stay cute.
I had to go fap im back now
>>702838797
well maybe just decide on the one you want the most? i forgot what those do
>>702839394
Nothing. Like the cock you didn't have in the first place.
>>702839492
Help move all the ERP shit in /waifu/ to /trash/ and I'll forgive everything you've done.
>>702839213
What the fuck is up with those hands?
>>702839232
Okay...
>>702839492
>Any oldies will remember what happened last time I stayed whilst drunk. Apparently I'm not allowed to repeat that.
You don't have to be that old to remember
So, about my garage cleaning situation, I found my great-grandfather's pocket knife along with a 12-page essay I wrote back in the 7th grade. And looking over this thing, it turns out I had really shitty grammar back then.
>>702839666
They double a weapon's mod capacity.
At MAX RANK, mod capacity is 30. Slap on an Orokin Catalyst and it shoots up to 60.
>>702839667
dommy bully i like where this is going
i need a spanking i was a bad girl
>>702839741
>>702839825
>>702839781
post essay
>>702839492
Glad to see you're alive, and well to at least some extent.
Claiming Megumin
>>702839654
Good to know~
>>702840001
I want to explode together with Megumin.
>>702839492
Goodbye forever~ <3
>TFW people have been throwing bottles on the sidewalk and I have to wear shoes when I go running
God damn niggers
>>702839492
I don't recognize you tbh
Cute waifu though
>>702839781
What kind of knife?My grandpa had a nice Case one, I keep that thing locked up for special occasions though
>>702838902
SHOW DOWN I ain't backing down from anybody
THROW DOWN if I don't get some space
LAY DOWN not in this life or another
IT'S A NIGHTMARE and it's not goin' away
All I wanted was your honesty
Something more than this, something more than me
Death can take me if I can't be free
I'm not like you I'M A DYING BREED!
>>702838961
Dark souls is pussy tier
Cat Mario is where its at
>>702839154
It's why I pretty much only associate with my siblings, mother,one cousin, one aunt and one uncle because none of them are too bad.
>>702839314
NO
Yes
>>702840119
>>702838926
Ah there we go. The two of them together.
>>702839825
>>702839940
filthy degeneracy
>>702840119
>clearly never played Ecco the dolphin
>>702840119
You don't recognise her bcause u a newfag
Nothing taste more fucking vile than coffee in the USA
>>702840005
>nice trips
I try to keep you guys informed
>>702839918
well which one is your favorite? also have any bunny tomoko? i couldnt find any when i looked.
>>702840280
Gluten free foods
>>702840350
>trips
>702840005
Fucking idiot.
>>702839492
Stocking?
>>702840119
Stop posting cringe lyrics
We get it. You're an angsty 13 yo who is emo and loves to drink bleach and slice his wrists
>>702840350
>being this new
>>702840119
at least you can admit to it, now shouldn't you be doing your job? :^)
>>702840247
>>702840261
>>702840119
All of my family is left leaning, I'm the only one that leans right tbh
Haven't told anyone yet because I don't want to be disowned by my dad until I move out
>>702839492
LEWD LEWD LEWD
SLAY ME THIS TIME ST (ALK)OCKING
>>702840417
I really should just put it on my Sobek. Already put some formas on it, so it would only serve to make the weapon stronger.
I do have more that are less lewd. I'll dig a bit more for you.
>>702839940
Thank you
>>702840637
I know how you feel anon.
>>702839961
I can't quite do that, because I only found 11 of the 12 pages.
>Missing page 11.
>>702840119
If you're looking for a specific brand, then there isn't a label on this thing. But it is a lot bulkier than the one I have.
>>702840455
>>702840581
>000? those arent trips well nvm I dont care to much for 4chan lingo also I was trying to be nice so fuck yourselves
>>702840750
do it. should i play warframe again? im a little bored right now. also thank you
>>702840988
The last digits are decided if GET or not 702840005 is not trips because they have to be at the end
Nice dubs btw
>>702840759
Bully me again stocking
You know you want to
>>702841063
plz no, this can only lead to that one picture
>>702841323
*fucks the ran*
>>702840426
Nasty, nasty shit. Wife orderd a vegfie burger on gluten free bread 1 day (no fucking clue why she's not vegetarian or anything) . It looked like shit on thick crackers
>AC just broke
>Its 85 degrees
>The hole in my roof is leaking the 100+ degree heat from the attic
FUUUUUUUUCK
>>702840473
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
Nope
And nope
:)
>>702840233
Could you forgive me if I told you that I cared?
Would you be sorry if I swore that I'd be there?
Please forgive me for laughing when you fall
I'm so sorry but I never cared at all
Just walk away make it easy on yourself
Just walk away please release me from this hell
Just walk away there's just nothing left to feel
Just walk away pretend that none of this is none of this is real
>>702840261
>Never played Drowning Simulator
>>702840263
Only been in /waifu/ for about two and a half months tbh
>>702840280
Coffee is shit tier
>>702840609
I'm only a slut for cuties like Felix and Koume
>>702840637
That must suck, at least mine are vaguely right
>>702840979
Post a pic, I need to know what type it is
>>702840988
Ya dum
>>702841377
not with only dubs you don't
>>702840759
Its good to see you again stocking, it is
>>702841448
>nice quads
honestly I am quite new I started using 4chan often when I started posting in waifu so basically the beginning of this year
Pretty sure that's it.
>>702841217
Meh, if you want. They changed up a lot of stuff with their Spectres of the Rail update, like the star chart and the void.
>>702841761
Lurk at least two years before posting.
>>702841448
did u bost this before?
>>702841860
thank you and did they change it in a good way? i forgot when i originally played it
![Syndra [17].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1457/476/1457476018241.jpg "Syndra [17]")
