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>>701561624
>>701561658
which are also venomous and will attack for no reason
>>701561811
Yes.
>>701561867
Nah, wallabies are OK cunts.
>>701562028
>no fitness belt/glowstrip/whatever that shit's called
>>701561867
>>701562010
thats not what I hear about everything else that live there
>>701561804
Gradie is super cute
>>701562175
PT Belt, so we can be the safest army in the world
>>701562287
I agree.
>>701562382
I only wish that Eirin were as nice as her character is but she's not always the warmest person. Still, her, Ita and Mareena are all favorites of mine
>>701563978
>why does your artist let you wear TWO bras?
hi guys
introducing my new trip
>>701564084
I'm more interested in her headphones than anything else.
>>701564268
Hey Max.
>>701561677
this image being the second post on so many thread is infuriating
>>701564425
Gotta be quick, son.
>>701563978
I've always wondered what headphones for anthro characters would look like.
how are those ear pieces held in place?
>>701564268
Is this actually Max?
(can't be too sure)
>>701564363
Woah those are pretty weird but they make sense for an anthro to have ones like that
>>701564425
it's the intro pic of one person, who uses it to announce their presence in the thread.
>>701564475
I don't know. But it's cool seeing an artist do something creative for once rather than having the universal headphone design.
>>701564416
>>701564524
Yes, it's Max.
>>701564524
it's me. ask in one of the chats (but don't post any details on the chatrooms in here, we're being infiltrated!)
I need an ending :
Michael and his hiking companions (Sarah and William) are a friendly race of butt-country in a forest. The couple ahead of him and Michael is left behind. It was then that Blaise wringing ankle against a root. He takes his cell phone to contact his friends returning on their way to rescue him.
During is time, Michael Text Jo who said he believes he slept with Sarah, the girlfriend of William. Michael, who learns Sarah's infidelity, questions the relationship of William and Sarah and ethics announce â William.
William and Sarah arrive where Michael was Blaise. Sarah door first aid. They talk about the accident and make their way to their cars. Michael, meanwhile, think the dilemma of the situation.
A little further, warn Michael that he should sit a few minutes and starts it application William if he knows that Sarah was unfaithful. William asked how he knows this, and Michael explains. Finally, Sarah does not know who is Jo and the couple says they occasionally attend a swingers club. The couple told her about some experiences they have had.
Michael is at home. He receives a text from William and Sarah who want to know if he would accompany them to the club. Michael takes a few moments to look at the message and thinks.
Sorry I used google translate and its kinda fucked but you get the idea.
>>701564637
Cool.
>>701564475
>>701564752
Glad to see you're around. I haven't been online in IRC a long ass time, I'll take your word for it. Seems like we are being infiltrated. It's the normies.
How are the midlands?
>>701564997
Unf, dat ZX14
>>701564618
are those siamese twins?
>>701565138
Yes
Hey guys
>>701564853
HAdes?
>>701565276
No, Hector.
>>701565321
Are you hades now?
>>701565385
No.
>>701565424
How ABOUT NOW
>>701565500
Nope, don't think so.
>>701564827
He decides he'd have more fun if he just masturbated, which he does. He films it, and as an answer to his friends' invitation, he sends them a video of his cummin cock with the caption "Time Well Spent". The End.
>>701561677
I thought you wanted to end it all. Did you change your mind, or do you simply need more interaction?
>>701565574
Damn i was fo sho you were hades just then
>>701565660
It has been delayed.
>>701565679
Nope.
give me some sharks brothers
Oh god I just realized that because kick ass torrents is down I can't watch F1 and this weekend was Spa
>>701565960
whoa
>>701566069
Do you like shark cloaca, anon?
>>701565741
Why is that? Did you want to go to school, get involved with sports, or find a new friend?
I'm complete straight, but s/fur just doesn't do it for me nor costumes. G/fur is alright 'cause I can know what it is feeling. No homo.
>>701566188
No. One of my favorite namefags showed after being gone for a while, so I was happy to see him back. At the time I had my name off for about 5 days trying to lay low, and not make it known that I was even here. But it seems that every time I try to plan shit out to kill myself, something prevents it. I don't really believe in fate, but it really makes me wonder why this has happened so many times.
Anyone seen Mous lately?
>>701566457
>I'm straight, but I only enjoy gayporn
You're only deceiving yourself, faggot.
>>701565618
I'd do that, but sadly I cant be that explicit in the short.
>>701566568
Probably working
>>701566457
you mean you know how it feels like to take dog cock into the ass?
>>701566568
nope
>>701566542
Because as much as you whine and "hate being alive" you aren't really into it, you just contemplate suicide as an alternative to facing and dealing with your problems, yet the moment you make plans you allow even the smallest things (like someone who'd not seen in a while) stop you.
Buck up and Deal With Shit instead of wasting your time on a spiral you know you don't want to complete or you wouldn't be talked out of it so easily.
>>701566692
Assuming you're a male you have to admit I do have point. You have no idea what the grill is feeling, so it's natural imo
>>701567360
>i get off to men getting off, rather than attraction to feminine qualities
That is what you just said anon, as a male your argument is going Backwards
>>701567490
She's a cute character... when drawn by others.
>>701567360
The ultimate summary of your arguement is "all porn featuring only females does nothing for me because "i have no idea what the girl is feeling" as opposed to any form of attraction to or desire for the female, instead you get off to a man getting off.
>>701564268
Wait for it.
>>701565276
>Buys a PNY ssd and an Asus STRIX laptop?
>Expect mega problems very soon.
>>701567765
No problems yet
>>701567360
So you can't imagine what it's like to fuck a woman? Sounds about right, faggot.
>>701567260
This wasn't just someone I haven't seen in a while, it was someone whom I have a much different connection with than others. Of all the people here, only 2 could legitimately stop me, and both happened to be gone for quite a while until one of them showed up. If it was anyone else it would be different. I generally don't enjoy talking to people, but I share a different connection with these 2 people. That's why I put it off, in hopes that the other one would show up. Talking with them is about the only thing that makes me happy anymore.
>>701565385
>Disappointed and envious AMD owner detected.
>not using toys to find out what the woman is feeling
>>701565960
>Shark pussy.
>Woo.
>MFW
>"Let me tell you why that's totally fucked up..."
>>701568150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MLBfwblps8
>>701568228
>implying I follow yt links
>>701567930
> That's why I put it off, in hopes that the other one would show up.
And you sum up there, you won't do it, you will make excuses not to. you have said shit like this happens a lot, thats cos you self fullfilling prophesy it, you put it off till something HAS to stop you simply cos you won't do it thus something WILL stop you. Thus your cycle is Purely self masturbatory misery in which you waste your energy lamenting what you have instead of changing it.
>>701567680
Ah, how much of her stuff have I shared here?
Usually i only do one or two pics of her, not a big draw.
Also doesn't help that I don't have much art of her.
>>701567493
I don't think he's quite saying just that. It's a weird sort of empathy response going on. But I've never ever heard of a "straight" guy who doesn't get worked up from boobs and vag and shit even if you don't know how exactly they feel to orgasm and feel those sensations. That's part of the enticing goodness of it - to not know so you fantasize it.
>>701568414
Whatever, dude. I really don't feel like arguing right now, fuck off.
>>701568352
Sorry Stallman, didn't know you were like that
>>701568351
>Zoe Sketch
Eeeeee it's too cute.
>>701568430
I saw her elsewhere first, but I've seen you dump characters here before.
I'm not a fan of that pencil-limb style in the pic I replied to.
>>701561677
You saved this from me and that must have been atleast two years ago!
(Or from a guy who saved from me)
>>701568686
You give yourself too much credit, anon. I saved it from e621.
>>701568524
of course you don't, you already wasted all your energy on your "i should kill myself but i'll wait for my disarming friend first." cycle rather than using it to reshape your life and giving yourself reasons to live/removing reasons not to. You already admitted to having these 2 people. which you will always wait for cos "special connection" so now you are just wasting all 3 of your lives and time on a spiral you have no intention of breaking.
>>701567716
>>701567716
>>701567716
kek, look who dared to show up
>>701568823
No. I was waiting because I had no choice. I have to do it when I can, and the chances are that I still will. However, this one person happened to break my silence. I don't know why you and so many others bring this shit up, but it's the exact fucking reason I stopped using my name and intro in the first place.
Fuck. Off.
>>701568848
Kek yoursef while you still can.
How's the weather in Italy btw.
>>701569193
>spoiler alert, i don't see a name, to me you are an anonymous fuckbag that thought he should talk about how he gets talked out of suicide according to his own words Frequently.
>>701569553
I thought you are me?
you should know, yourself.
>>701569843
I am.
>>701564425
thought it was just me. maybe its a trigger image implanted into the site in order to weed out the undesireables.
>>701570053
then tell me, what's my real name?
where do I live?
>protip: you can't
>>701570321
>>701570053
>>701569843
Yesss Trigger the time paradox, Tell us where you live and your name so we can ALL come and murder you and pop the wheel!
>>701569662
The first was because the knife I used to kill myself wasn't sharp enough. The second was because I could never find shotgun shells to kill myself. I found them last week, and that's why I had laid low for a while; to keep quiet until the opportunity arises. The third was that one of the two people who could stop me showed up. I made a promise to the other one because he already had 3 close people in his life commit suicide, and I didn't want to be the fourth. But he hasn't shown up, so I decided that I guess it doesn't matter anymore. If he hasn't shown up nearly 3 months, chances are he won't show up again, so I'm afraid I'll have to break that promise.
As for the other one, I like him but I didn't connect with him quite as well, and didn't make any promises.
That's why I haven't done it yet. Of the vrey few things that prevent me, all of them keep happening.
>>701570470
wtf are you talking about?
>>701570576
so because you are too dumb to take 16 paracetamol and wash it down with a shot of vodka kickstarting failure of all organs and resulting in a suicide you can't be saved from or back out of?
>>701570836
I don't have either of those. And yes, that is correct. Also, that would be painful. I don't want pain, I want a quick and painless death, hence why I chose shotgun to the head as my method.
>>701570576
>>701570836
Suicide is Easy, human bodies are REDICULOUSLY fragile, Drink some drain cleaner, take a fist full of over the counter non-asprin painkillers, if you Really wanted to, you could easily, so why aren't you using any of this energy you have while "laying low" to actually Improve life huh?
>>701571052
shotgun isn't painful, spoilers it takes 5 minutes for your brain to start to die, they are ALL painful, cos you start suffocating and brain catches fire once heart stops.
Bump
>>701571052
also you don't have standard comercial painkillers available at any remotely stocked store in the western world?
>>701570470
I can give you my current GPS position since I'm sure none of you fags will actually show up
>>701571060
Because life fucking sucks and I don't care anymore. Except about those two people. And I've already tried to kill myself once, and failed like I do with everything else. I'm not going to risk becoming a vegetable, so I'm going to use a shotgun.
Now I'm done talking about this, I'm fucking sick of people bringing this shit up.
>>701571309
No because the nearest one is 15 miles away.
>>701571451
most people end up veg from failed gun suicides than any other, cos unless you hit Exactly in the right places of the brain, you can and will live.
As for being sick of people bringing it up, i already pointed out i have no way to track you outside replies, and yet you are in a dead thread debating that "life fucking sucks" without naming the whys on you making it Stop sucking. you coulda gone to the other thread and this would be LONG over
>>701570321
>pro pro tip, I won't.
You perfectly well know that in current situation I can't openly(or otherwise by the way) say that.
So, stop playing with yourself.
