Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Early morning edition
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Off to mobile I go.
Here
>>701220832
That's indeed a nice name for a powerful dog.
Animals tend to be very lovable. They are good because it makes you forget about everything and just have fun with him.
Kasane Kujiragi claimed
>>701221606
>>701221787
FLCL right? Now were in for some serious eyebrows
>>701221636
Oh hes a great dog. He has less of a temper than the other dogs in the family, and got along well with my parents lab for the time the lab was alive. Occasuonal scuffles, but nothing major. And he is completely docile. Barks only on occasion, never at just random passerby people in the street. Doesnt give a shit about anything unless he detects malice.
>>701221535
The Germans are missing out on Graf Spee. I dont like this.
>>701221913
sick perverted woman are good woman
>>701222005
You're still drinking a lot in your free time?
Mai waifuuuuuu
>>701222141
Never really drank a lot to begin with. Dont see the point.
Claim
>>701222247
Do you prefer smoking?
>>701222348
I cant smoke. It would make me ineligible for most of my medications. Plus I dont really enjoy the smell. Grew up with smokers on one half of the family.
>>701222005
RIP Rory's Shipfu.
>I wonder if that fuck nugget is going to park his fucking car in the motorcycle parking spots again
>If he does, I seriously have an urge to key the fuckers car
>>701221729
404 here we come
>>701222447
Uh-huh. I understand.
dva
>>701221535
Do you want an update about the girl that said I was cute?
>>701223954
>>701224094
>>701224248
>>701224048
>>701224311
>>701224048
Yes, cutie.
>>701224461
>>701224818
calm down then we can work through our issues bb
>>701224643
Not cute!
>the girl, lets call her A wanted to have a picknick in the park
>we hugged
>she pretended to be a cat and wanted to pet me
>i pet her
>little kid tells us to get a room
>later we have to part
>she kisses me on the cheek
>>701224905
bby!
>>701224676
>>701224977
>>701224930
>Cutie and Girl, sitting in a tree~
F~
U~
C~
K~
I~
N~
G~
>>701224987
nah
I prefer claiming a 2d girl and being a virgin weaboo loser forever
>>701224950
bb maid
Claimed
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>701225158
That'll ruin our relationship this early on!
I've only known her for like 3 days
>>701225313
Oops forgot pic
>>701225313
I'm kidding, Cutie~
>The fact you thought I was serious though, such a perv~
>>701225103
>>701225331
Says the guy who is autistic enough to actually care about what people post on an anonymous imageboard made for shitposting.
>>701221452
IT'S HAPPENING! 4CHAN MENTIONED IN CNN CONCERNING ATTACKS ON SHILLARY!
>>>/pol/86659282
>>>/pol/86659282
>>701225331
ok
what method would you recommend?
>>701225437
Plus why would we do it in a tree?
>>701225699
no bby
>>701225801
Dunno, could be an interesting challenge!
>Care to test it with me~?
>>701225563
>my time is so valuable and i am not a loser like you guys, thats why i spend it posting in the same thread as you in order to get a feeling of superiority for once in my pathetic existence rather than having an actual life and doing worthwhile things
>>701225803
ok
>>701225881
too lazy for that
give me something easier
>>701225836
yes bb
This autism is strong
>>701224930
>>she pretended to be a cat and wanted to pet me
>>i pet her
Coud you explain this further.
Also was the little kid like "JESUS CHRIST!"
>>701225492
this bitch
Hey everyone!
>inb4 Mavis is trash
>>701226159
is the autism strong or is it just you
>>701226067
nah
i would rather not tbh
>>701226474
hey trash
>>701226474
Sup Mavis.
>>701226430
thats pretty gay m8
>>701226546
You will always be a nigger
>>701226589
You will always be a nigger
>>701226606
Hey there. My brain hurts I just spent 6 hours shit posting on /pol/
>>701226835
Good god, for what reason?
soo yeah
>>701228000
Yep.Hank
CCCCCC-OMBO BREAKER
>>701228155
wot?
>>701228267
yes
Shino bunni
>>701224818
>>701224987
>>701225331
>>701225803
>>701225881
>>701226067
>>701226159
>>701226430
>>701226546
>>701226734
>>701226817
>>701226885
>>701226942
>>701226971
>>701227009
>>701227040
>>701227111
>>701227138
>>701227174
>>701227215
>>701227241
>>701227281
>>701227341
>>701227410
>>701227520
>>701227563
Go and fucking tie a belt around your throat, attach it to a door and fucking slam that door.
>>701228345
Does that work?
>>701228267
You heard me.
>>701221452
what is waifu claiming and why is it gay ?
>>701228501
I'm not hank so.
there's that.
>>701228436
It does, but I don't recommend you do it unless you're being an fag and spamming/bringing people down for what they like.
This is pretty autistic guys. Who butt did you hurt and why are they mad?
>>701228935
Your guess is as good as mine.
>>701228627
Claiming your 2D wife. It's a tradition here on /b/ but most people that call it gay don't realize it's one of /b/'s original threads.
Oh, and Kongou claimed, desu.
>>701229156
happy dess
>>701229156
This is actually true.
>>701228627
Its not gay if the waifu is feminine
>>701229278
A happy desu is a good desu.
>>701229284
Yeah, I know. It got killed for a little while because people would tend to take it as avatar-fagging and RPing but it seems the new batch hasn't gone that deep. This group of /waifu/ is a little more cancerous but overall just as tightly knit, desu.
>>701229498
What about a sad desu?
Iowa claimed
Whats up my dudes
Never come on this early/late but I'm bored. Mostly a late night guy
>>701229668
Freedom Bote.
>I think my butthurt is over with.
TERA is tedious as shit
Tower 7.
Hi!
>>701230040
>Playing TERA
OH SHIT ROBIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Or did I actually suggest it. I can't remember.
>>701229592
Sad desu isn't good. Sad desu means my waifu isn't happy.
>>701229668
It makes me sad that you aren't the original Iowa claimer. Now he's a bro, desu.
>>701230040
>>701230484
I played that shit for 2 hours, got boring really fast.
>>701230656
what is the best type of desu?
>>701230662
no one care aussie nigger
>>701230662
Have you tried not being such a jaded cunt?
Waifufags, tell me
Should I skip class to poop?
Nagito claimed.
>>701230835
Go erp somewhere else sachi
>>701229752
Hey makoto. How you doin?
>Good to hear again my apologizes
>>701230656
>original Iowa claimer
I felt like I saw someone claim her a long time ago.
>>701230856
Nope.
>>701230766
Hmmmm I'd have to say that a schoolgirl desu is best desu. The uniform is cute as fuck, desu.
>>701230919
that wasn't me you cunt
>>701230919
not sachi nigger
>>701230484
i think you may have mentioned it before. i dunno. I onldy decided to play it because of digibros video
>>701230662
>litreal opening is killing x monsters
>talk to x
>kill x
>this same reason was why i dropped ESO
i'll probably just explore next time instead of doing shitty fetch quests
>>701230874
poop while in class
>>701230985
that's a good choice desu
how do you feel about maid desu?
>>701230662
It was tons of fun back in its prime. Now it's a casual gear grinder that does nothing but delete and recycle content.
>BAMs were HEAVILY nerfed to shit
When I started. They would actually kick my ass if I wasn't playing on edge. Now I can solo them while eating if I wanted to.
>But it still has the funnest combat mechanics imo
>>701230874
No.
>>701230936
Kinda bored, waiting to get off work.
>I wasn't even that mad about it, so much as a lack of explanation.
>>701230874
Class while inside poop
Kek
>>701230874
Yes. It's not like you're going to achieve anything in your life anyway.
>>701230656
>It makes me sad that you aren't the original Iowa claimer.
Red guy?
>>701231084
Maid desu is also adorable.
>>701231221
This, desu.
>>701230988
>>701231001
Fight me behind Woolworths after school you CUNTS!
Cirno claim!
And Oh my God... I hate Visual Basic/VBA so much.
I'm writing something for a client, and it HAS to work with Excel... so VBA.
I would literally have preferred to code the exact same thing in C/C++ than use this crap language.
It would have required file pointers and custom classes and ALL SORTS OF SHIT... but it still probably would've been closer to completion than the time I spent on this stupid macro.
VB(A) has the worst fucking syntax imaginable, and the functions built in art shit and don't work as they're supposed to. The documentation is atrocious, too.
VB(A) is a fucking disgusting language.
I'll get back to it later...
>>701231396
no
stop being a nigger and maybe i will
If you fap to your waifu and ONLY her, you'll develop quite the affection as it should be. It's like marriage, she should be the only one to make you diamonds.
>>701231396
Aldi or die.
>>701231396
I'll beat the ever loving shit out of you.
>>701230874
Do it. Send proof
>>701231103
I thought you had gotten off work at this time? Take it that its as exhilarating as ever?
>if you really want to know hmu on steam
>>701230936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaMrcSHoETA
>>701231343
Yeah. The heretic that claimed Red and then I started the convincing to claim Iowa cause Freedom Botes, desu.
>>701231504
>>701231493
>>701231496
I'll clobber ya with my boomerang and shove my BIG FAT DIDGERIDOO IN YOUR ARSE
>>701231343
there was an iowa before he decided to be a dirty heretic
>>701231758
He switched again?
>>701231739
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FtSXlt_stl0
sunny pls
>>701231815
Who?
>>701231436
So C/++ doesn't work with Excel?
>>701231494
I've already fapped to Ika before. so i really can't care less about only fapping to Jenny.
>>701231103
sooo, should i quit before i spend 50+ hours of my life?
>>701231908
i once bought that film in public with a shirt that barely fit me. best fucking day of my life
>>701231899
Brilliant
>>701231758
I meant to say that there was an Iowa before Red decided to switch.
>>701231494
i don't need to develop my affection
i already love my waifu
>>701231739
do it fgt
>>701231758
>>701231707
What baka's committing heresy? Where?!
>>701231506
I do, in about 7 minutes.
Isn't it always? Although yesterday I learned that the building owner parks like a douchetastic cuntbag. Thinking about keying his car if he ever parks like that when I'm on my bike again.
>>701232044
Nah, it's still pretty fun. What server are you on? I might just play a bit casually again if you're on the same server.
>>701232056
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mujsPpzx2Sc
>>701232044
Why would C/C++ work with excel? It's a Microsoft product and VC++ doesn't extend to anything past Visual Studio integration.
>>701231815
No. I think he just had a stroke mid sentence, desu.
>>701232121
He committed it long before you joined. It was a good kind of heresy tho, desu.
Muffet claimed
>>701231650
I'll pass on the win compilation thanks.
>>701232169
Well I should say a little earlier but at least its almost over. You just found out about it? Parking like a douche seems pretty obvious here. If he keeps doing it you should totally do it and send pics my friend
>>701232296
Is it... is it you my queen?
>>701232322
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>701232285
v
>>701232060
>>701232285
Any kind of heresy is a bad heresy
>>701232177
Sachi's singing is so perfect
>>701232169
I'll have to check. i sometimes play on highwind as my Elin Ginary but i've been trying some other server to see if the population is better.
>>701232195
I just expected that something as popular as C++ would have some compatibility with Excel. Guess I'm just too optimistic about things i don't understand.
>>701232296
>you will never get season 2
>>701232322
i bet she gives great handjobs
>>701232480
How to break limiter.
>>701232322
>unorthodox waifu
I like your style
>>701232044
>So C/++ doesn't work with Excel?
You could probably get it to, but it's not built into Excel's API. Excel makes macros using VBA.
If you wanted to make something work with C/++, you need to make it work on files themselves; it won't run IN Excel.
I was originally gonna try that, but my client wants something with Excel on its own.
If I did the C/++ version, they'd need to export the files, and it wouldn't necessarily be a graphical app; that'd take much longer (although, still probably be less annoying...)
I'm making it because it's either
>BUILD something to do the work
>Do the work BY HAND
It's a complex database de-duper that needs to merge fields.. Otherwise, I'll be copying and pasting for days.
There ARE programs that do PART of what's needed, but it won't suffice for the whole database.
Ultimately, it'll probably take about the same amount of time to write, though.
IDK if it'll decrease their dependence on me, but I will still need to show them how to use it.
>>701232518
While C++ is popular, it's only popular because people jump in without understanding what it entails, desu.
>>701232428
Please, call me Stocking. That title has since been resigned.
Its good to see you.
>>701232518
Eh, I can live with that.
All your waifus suck
>>701232285
>He committed it long before you joined. It was a good kind of heresy tho, desu.
Whatcha mean?
And how long ago? I started using these threads over a year ago.
>>701232518
Most likely very good ones.
>>701232439
gtfo Anon.
>>701231062
How does one fuck a robot?
>>701232934
Ask Erik.
>>701232913
Golden eye prostitute loli slut boat butt lover
>>701232372
Just waiting for the manager to show up now.
Ya, I stayed a tad late yesterday, and when I walked out to the garage his car was right in it. I'd probably leave a note all in all. I get mad, but common sense tells me that would be a bad idea.
>>701232518
Ah, I remember Mount Tyranus was the highest pop server when I stopped playing, and was also the server I was on.
>>701232670
Fine fine. but I will keep that title locked in my mind.
It's good to see you as well. How's surviving going for you?
>>701232285
>heresy
>good
>from an obscure waifu to one of the most bland boats
is it bad that I want to fuck a clock, /waifu/?
Best waifu Red claimed
Hi ! How you doing ?
>>701233333
I wonder if I'll...
>>701233129
You wanna fuck a clock? wow.
>>701233276
Well, did I?
;-P
>>701233333
>>701233276
no, I will.
INFINITE LEWDS FOR NEXT
It's glitch hop o'clock.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lehwk5rzjGI
>>701233330
damnit...
>>701232044
You're a fucking disgrace then.
>>701233221
>>701233065
Good morning, boat.
How're you?
>>701233134
Yes, i got it, anon.
>>701233313
yes, a flying wishgranting space clock
>>701233221
The madman, desu.
>>701233341
I was closer..!
>>701233330
:-/
>>701221452
https://discordapp.com/invite/CAjNRFF?utm_source=Discord%20Widget&utm_medium=Connect&username=fuckmyassbaby
>>701233122
I can be who you want me to be, darling. Eheh.
Not too bad. Not too great though either.
Hope you didn't miss me too much ehe.
How have you been?
>>701233342
IT'S REAL AUSTRALIAN HOURS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>>701233081
Does he gotta excuse or something? Ah then I take it the owner doesn't come til after you leave. Its about sending a message not a note man. It might be a bad idea like a really bad idea but hey its worth it
>>701233129
no
>>701233386
good
>>701233472
go fight a kangaroo
>>701232654
sounds like a pain in the arse. And you're doing all this by yourself?
>>701232659
i thought alot people jump into it because "it's advanced 'n shit"
>>701232670
What a tough guy.
Too real looking for me. ur wifu shit
>>701232934
i want part of those handjobs then
>how does one fuck a robot
Assuming the gears are carefully placed, it's possible to move wires and mother boards into places that allow you to place a vagina in between the legs. Then, it's a matter of getting devices that can recognize when a dick is moving inside it. simple
>>701233081
just checked. Right now Tempest reach and Highwatch are the servers i play on. I don't think i've even seen Tyranus before. by the way, what did you normally play as anyway? just curious.
>>701233129
i want to fuck orange juice, you're not worse than me
>>701233359
i know i am
>>701221452
Miia claimed
best snek waifu reporting in
>>701233408
Yes ok then, that seems justified.
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>701233386
What boat? Your the only boat i see here.
Im fine, nothing unusual going on.
What about you?
>>701233472
Australia is gay
>>701233342
https://youtu.be/rwNFY5EioQE
>>701233472
Isn't that all the time?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I
>>701233634
>>701233674
>>701233734
k thanks
claimed
Calamity-masu'd
Am I here in time?
>>701233674
B-but but.. I need approval on my waifu choice..
P-p-please love me...
>>701233680
Is this the Snek I remember?
>>701233769
Hi D.Va!
>>701233634
>go fight a kangaroo
Fun Fact!
Didja know, m8, tha' them Aussies actually SHOOT the li'l buggers down in da streets if 'ey come in 'a cities?
In 'a Land Downunda, kangaroos be considered vermin, they are!
Pu' some fuckin shrimps on 'a Barbie, the'e, m8!
>>701233472
Lol, I'm fucking witcha, Aussies are cool.
>But they do shoot kangaroos as vermin.
>>701233453
That is exciting, but I'm fine with you being who you are.
I missed you but I can't say that I missed you that much, after all I never got to know you too well. But I do enjoy your presence and I'm sure other posters would love to see you here too.
Life has been good but boring for me, just getting my driving license and living the NEET dream.
I've been looking for a job on the side but it seems like none that relates to my studies is available.
>>701233769
It's good, it's similar to dubstep without the dubstep breakdown.
>>701233824
>pic
New thread's ready:
>>701234085
>>701233674
Right, well i guess if you want part of those handjobs anon wouldn't be an issue as she has 6 hands.
> Robot Issue
Well then, assuming that would work, not a bad idea. but either way thats not happening for a while.
>>701233680
what if she wrapped around you too tight?
>>701233679
Good luck my friend.
>>701234136
>>701234121
DAMMIT!!!!!
I posted it before the thread even maxed.... God...
>>701234136
this one, the rules arent shit
