Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Pretend shitposting helps
>>700513410
Have fun with that
>>700513111
Ehh i wouldn't worry about that too much.
I once i had a dream in third person. It's all non-sense.
Also, nice trips.
>>700513213
I'm pretty good. It's a little early to be waking up, but i'll get over it. How about you?
>>700513369
>
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
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>>700513728
I got to at least try.
>>700513669
> refrain from posting porn
>>700513502
While I posted some pictures, they certainly weren't cute!
>Bye, and I'm not cute dammit!
>>700513596
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was waifu with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Mai, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
>>700513669
how do i pretend shitpost?
When will you losers admit that you have a serious mental illness?
Talking to a cartoon character, being posted by a grown man, pretending to be the cartoon he's posting
You people have a MENTAL ILLNESS
As an outsider looking in, these threads are pretty fucking cringe and pretending you're anything else other than a fat autist is clearly a sign of delusion.
>she's a fucking cartoon
>go meet a real woman you pathetic fucking manbabies
>oh wait
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
>>700513749
Been up for a while but was watching a bit of anime before I decided to come post here
>>700513992
Bully-chan~
>claiming
Morning.
See this picture? It's a real woman. I know, she's not a cartoon so it probably startled you. But they do exist.
>>700514316
Hey there.
>>700514378
"Morning".
>>700514378
Hello
>>700513992
You seem to have it mastered.
>>700514316
I meant me being awake too early. I've been up since 5AM this morning. It's more typical for me to be waking up at like, noon.
>>700514378
Good morning Kyouko. How goes?
>>700514378
But it's 5 PM for you.
> refrain from posting porn
>>700514461
See this picture? Its my waifu.
>>700514468
Yes, "morning".
>>700514500
I'm still curious on who you are.
Are you sure you're not Sachii? :^)
>>700514519
Good good, you?
>>700514549
Almost 6PM actually.
>>700514378
Good morning Kyouko, how are you doing today?
>>700514468
How are you doing today Homura?
>>700514519
I went to sleep 3 hours later than normal. Got sucked into some manga and CS:GO. Woke up at 10 though which is still my normal time so I'm pretty worn out right now
>>700514752
That is true. You up to anything today?
>>700513213 (Alice)
Morning.
>>700513410 (Deadman Shiro)
I guess so...
>>700513749
Do you remember the other day where I said I had a lucid dream where I was a fly? That's probably equally nonsensical.
Claimed and checked
>>700514566
Not enough tits
Not enough dicks
>>700514880
Anyways, you up to much?
>>700514752
I'm not sachi!
>>700514519
that's good
>>700514752
i don't even have a kyouko folder
>>700514880
>I had a lucid dream where I was a fly
what
>>700514831
Hello hello, I'm good, you?
>>700514861
I'm waiting for new Re:Zero episode to be out.
>>700515146
Awww... come on, you can tell me.
It will be a secret between you and me, don't worry.
>>700514058
To be honest, this image might as well just be a verbal abuse/bullying fetish.
Pic related is not my Waifu, by the way.
>>700515292
Why do you think I'm sachii?
I don't even know what anime she's from
>>700514752
Pretty good, just bordering on bored.
>>700514831
Ahh bummer.
Oh well, naps are good.
>>700514880
I don't think so... I wasn't controlling myself in said 3rd person dream. I had a FFT esque overlay and was trying to figure out how to use it to get a girl out of a building and found out i could just pick things up and move then when i realized nothing made sense when i realized i was looking down at myself, and woke up.
>>700515292
Are you sure you aren't Sachii?
Ah, yay, AM2R runs on my shit tablet!
I'm back guys. It seems like the Spammers are back too
>>700515445
Mmm I don't know, because he posted other girls before I guess.
>>700515593
Everyone is Sachii.
>>700515593
Not even me
>>700514880
What do you have planned for today?
>>700515292
I'm not doing too bad. The next episode of RE:Zero should be pretty good. I just caught up on Twin Star Exorcists, apparently I missed a couple episodes
>>700515449
My brother is visiting so I'm sleeping on the couch right now in the basement. Doesn't make for the most fulfilling sleep
>there are too many Kyouko's in this thread
>>700515694
Ay bae!
>>700515449
Hey Shizuru
>>700515720
Shizuru is Sachii
>>700515766
Sachii pls
>>700515855
Hi Fran. What's up?
>>700515854
Ah, he gets priority to the bed?
>>700514831
I'm ok. Been doing some work around the house whole day and summer isn't helping me. There's also the fact that I can't focus on it and feel the need to check on the PC for some things every once in a while.
>>700515923
Shizuru is Sachi?
I can RP as a slutty maid bully, i suppose.
>>700516087
Well, it's either I get to use my computer as much as I want or he gets my bed. And I keep strange hours
>>700516143
I know the feeling. Summer heat can definitely make doing chores more difficult. What are you checking on your computer?
>other than /waifu/
>>700516087
Boatlover
>>700515854
There isn't enough Kyouko
>>700516205
You can
>>700515108
I'm about to eat some breakfast, I've been laying in bed for a while.
>>700515274
Yeah, I don't understand it either.
>Tfw it's also a reoccurring dream.
>>700515449
That does seem freaky.
>>700515854
Nothing much, I'll probably just kick back and watch a bit of anime later. Anything you'd recommend?
All the Kyoukos.
>>700516420
Dirty impostor.
>>700516316
Ahh i see. I'd probably go with the PC too.
>>700516528
But i won't. I'm not as good at it as you.
>>700516572
Well neither does flying...
I'm not saying it's the freakiest dream i've ever had, probably the strangest though.
>>700516087
Not much. My DnD today isn't happening, so we are just going to play cards against humanity
>>700516705
Pantsu
>>700516572
That's odd
>>700516670
Yes
>>700516761
I'm a master at it
>>700516528
I can't keep track of who is who anymore :(
>>700516572
What kind do you enjoy watching? Probably much different than the ones I watch tbh
>>700516670
>Kyoukoncert
>>700516761
The sacrifices I make for anime and manga! I'll spend a week actually sleeping properly then it will be school time again
>thank you jesus
>>700516670
I guess I have that many fans.
>>700516772
Bummer. Oh well, cards is still decent fun.
I should be playing later today, actually.
>>700516851
I know.
Even now, you can't help being a slutty maid.
>>700516888
Hmm. Happy about starting up school again? That's pretty rare.
>>700516888
Good.
>>700517162
That sounds like bullying.
>>700516851
>
>>700516316
Nothing too interesting. Keeping my shipgurls occupied in kancolle, a few threads on other boards, chatting with friends and downloading abnormal amounts of albums I will never listen to.
Look at all these shit waifus!
>>700517307
Maid
>>700517383
Hello!
What's going down ?
>>700517162
I failed to find a job this summer, so waking up in the morning has been just waiting and convincing myself to not an-hero
>>700517266
>bullying
I'm convinced this is Sachi now ;o
>>700517330
I haven't downloaded music in a long time. Been listening to the same albums for over a year now
>>700517383
>shit waifus
>posts tracer
Kill yourself please
>>700517534
See? You just can't help it.
>>700517162
Yay! It's a fun game
Pls No Bully
>>700517383
So is yours...
>>700517534
Sadly no maid for me...
Looks like my connection is finally back.
I really need a new router.
>Claimed
>>700517616
Oh come on now. Being a degenerate isn't an hero worthy.
>>700517603
Not too bad, just ask Kyouko.
All 3 of them.
How's the bloodborne going?
>>700517691
Eh? When do i ever bully you?
>>700517032
madarchod
>>700517691
Yours is half dead
>>700517616
>telling someone to kill themselves
>posts alice
Bitch you best be baiting me
>>700517541
Another trash waifu
>>700517828
Mary Sue waifu
>>700517616
:o
>>700517676
yeah
>>700517691
i can't imagine fran as a maid
>>700518049
So do you have a maid fetish, or do you have a Sachi fetish?
Or both?
>>700517603
Hey there shino
>>700517828
Robopenis when?
>>700517926
You have bullied others. I am still crii
>>700518011
Only partly.
>>700516761
Damn it, I'm getting deja-vu again...
>>700516851
I know.
>>700516888
>Mentioned Re:Zero.
>Nice trips btw.
From that alone, very similar tastes.
>>700517926
I decided to make breakfast first.
Haven't turned it on yet.
I made a breakfast burrito was soooo good.
Farm Fresh eggs, Local butchered bacon, Home made salsa from my garden.
Being a chef has its perks. I can always cook good shit for myself.
>>700518259
Not buyin' it.
I only bully Sachi anyways.
>>700518302
Eh? What for?
>>700518325
Oh nice. Didn't know you were a chef. That sounds good though.
>>700518205
>Sachi fetish
yes
>Maid fetish
maybe
>>700518547
Or maybe it's a slut fetish?
You dirty degenerate :^)
>>700518259
Soon
>>700518664
don't you have a boat fetish?
>>700518664
still not as bad as a loli fetish :^)
Haruna claimed.
How is everyone doing?
>>700518325
No curry?
>>700518490
I am criii since you no bully me
>>700518813
I can't wait
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>700518664
Atleast its not a loli boat fetish
Going out to see Suicide Squad I guess
>please kill me
>>700518259
Hey fran how are you?
Plz no make me criiing
>>700518490
Yes, For ten years i have been a chef. Unemployed at the moment cuz i got burned out opening 4 new restaurants in a massive hotel project last year. I saved enough to be able to chill on waifu and not do shit for umm lets see? Going on about 8 months now.
>>700518981
Worst boat
>>700519040
Why? I haven't seen it, so I don't know how it is but I haven't heard very positive reviews.
>>700518981
Hey Shizuru
>>700518835
Nope. No boats here.
>>700518858
You think?
Lolis are pure and cute.
Sluts are dirty and want dick.
I know which one i think is better ;^)
>>700518986
Hey wait, you can't go changing your demands like that.
>>700518995
Yeah, good thing.
Also, i don't know anyone who DOES have that fetish.
>>700519073
Nice. I did something similar. Running out of monies now though. Going to have to put my degeneracy on hold soon.
>>700519306
Bzzz. Wrong.
>>700519249
Ouch that hurt.
>>700519306
Im afraid I am not Shizuru... kek
>>700519337
we could open a waifu restaurant!
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>700518981
Hello Haruna
Doing fine, nothing new going on.
>>700519337
>i don't know anyone who DOES have that fetish.
Easy, you
>>700519337
Sure
SS Shizuru
>>700517616
Downloading an endless supply of music is pretty much my biggest hobby for now. There's too many good tracks being produced and unique genres, in contrast to the little time in a lifespan to listen to them, so I try to vary as much as possible.
Off course some albums deserve a lot of re-listens, some of the best even require you to try them a couple times before you can enjoy or even understand them.
Then there's also the fact that I'm a collector without much money, I'm doing this all for free and I love seeing my music folder growing, all organized and shiny.
>>700519073
I'm good, playing some cards against humanity
I am always crii
>>700519337
Pls bully
>>700513669
>>700519483
Hahah no way. I can barely fry an egg, much less actually cook.
>>700519518
Easy me what?
Do you have a loli boat fetish and i know you?
Is that what you're saying?
>>700519556
Nope. Not a boat.
Unless that means super sexy Shizuru?
Are you flirting with me?
>>700519596
But you're not a slutty maid nor a boat. Why would i bully you?
Always watching
>>700519911
I hate to intervene, but aren't maids the pinnacle of loyalty? One who spends all their days in the service of one beloved master without even the promise of reciprocation is surely more loyal than most people.
>>700519518
Hi Syndra.
Glad you are doing well.
>>700519953
SEIG
>>700519911
no just pointing out you love your fair share of boats
USS Shizuru (Corvette Class)
why would i flirt with you?!
>>700519694
Hello
>>700519911
Am sloot doctor
>>700519337
It depends on what your goal is
Loli Sluts are better though
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>700519911
Im saying that you have a loli boat fetish.
>>700520102
Up to anything?
>>700520358
>loli boat fetish
That's a pretty good fetish to be honest.
>>700520328
Are you gonna post every Kyouko maid picture you can find?
kek.
>>700520097
Maybe? But Sachi isn't just a maid, Sachi is a slutty maid.
>>700520152
But i don't like boats. They're boring.
>>700520228
Eh? You think so?
>>700520328
Depends on the case.
I might like certain slutty maid lolis.
>>700520358
But i don't. I don't even like the loli boats i think. Not the ones i've seen, at least.
That's why i wound up picking a not loli boat when i shitpost. The loli boats all are slightly offputting to me for one reason or another.
>>700520577
>not the USS langley
First gen U.S. carriers get none of the love they deserve.
>>700520358
Not much. Messed around in KanColle this morning for a little bit. Got a new BB today.
>>700519277
I just don't enjoy being amongst people
>Alice
>>700520577
Or shitty
>>700520724
Am hyuge sloot
"Rain makes me feel less alone. All rain is, is a cloud- falling apart, and pouring its shattered pieces down on top of you. It makes me feel good to know I'm not the only thing that falls apart . It makes me feel better to know other things in nature can shatter."
>>700520603
Yes
>>700520724
So you do like some slutty maids?
degenerate :^)
>>700521205
k
Post your /waifu/ copypastas and green texts also screencaps
Making a collection
>>700521048
Me neither. I've never been with a group of people to see a movie in my life, besides my dad and my bro-tier sister.
I hope every single one of you die
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>700520724
Is Ro not a loli then?
>>700520842
Oh? What is it?
>>700521359
>>700521359
I know these threads are FUCKING SHIT, but you are not making them any better.
I mean, it was cool and all, people were discussing things, sharing music, now every old anon is lurking or just claiming because those threads are filled with cancer like you.
/waifu/ was never great
but now is really at it wit's end
>>700521442
We all die at sometime, so you'll get your wish. Just not right away.
>>700521048
Yeah social interaction is SO awful!
I bet you're bringing your pillow with you to the movie huh you retarded faggot
>>700521414
I went to see dedpool with some friends on the release night, was a very nervous few hours. Usually I go to the theaters with my dad and brother but I usually don't go at all
>>700514275
you are the best rick
>>700521359
>>700521477
Fusou. She looks pretty good.
>>700521359
>>700521124
Don't think i buy it.
Proof pls.
>>700521244
Maybe just one. And that's a maybe.
>>700521477
Don't really like Ro. Something about her bothers me. Maybe it's just the slight lewdness that permeates her being nearly universally.
>>700521660
Yeah, if I go more than once or twice a year that's pretty unusual.
>compilations
Excuse me? Fuck, I don't even think anyone saved my anarchist rant.
honestly why do I keep seeing this fucking thread Just keep this stupid fake wife shit to yourself, no one wants to see your cum stained fantasies and read your shitty shit shit about which little girl you would kiddy-diddle Just ducking stop Go get laid or finish high school Or just post this shit on /trash/ Fuck all of you You are ruining /b/ for everyone who doesn't reek of potato chips, lube and moldy body pillows
>inb4 kek u faget u don't evn no bout mai waifoo
>inb4 if u don't like jerking to made up anime girls and then hugging pillows with them printed on it until you fall asleep on your air mattress with no sheets on it in your moms basement then u can leave u big loser faget
OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAAKS! YOU'RE ALL FREAKS! IMAGINING YOU ARE MARRIED TO CARTOON CHARACTERS IS QUITE A LAUGH! LUCKILY, ALL OF SOCIETY IS LAUGHING WITH ME! IT'S SO NASTY YOU'D WANT TO MARRY A SWEATY JAPANESE GUY'S IMAGINATION!
I fucking hate you, I despise everything about you
You claim a meme girl
You use :^)
You are homophobic
You're a mean jerk
Fuck you, I never want you to talk to me
FUCK OFF KONATA
What are you trying to be by being the most retarded anon in the history of /waifu/? I mean, you have a small dick that looks like a FUCKING MISSLE, you probably have a retarded wife/girlfriend, because she loves someone who has that dick
You said you are fucking your girlfriend whenever you feel like, but that's a lie, because you always say you are bored, and that's why you are shitposting
I fucking hate attention whores like you, nobody likes you except probably cancerous anons of this community, you are gross and your life sucks
You didn't had internet for some time because YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB YOU FUCKING BIGOT, you are poor as fuck and that's why you live in america with your mother that you probably fucked
I hope some nigger kills you, too bad that won't happen because you don't get out of your basement
Don't even reply to me or I will fucking hunt youown
claim
>>700521610
social interaction is awful fuck humans
>>700522097
Am virgin, but has L E W D thoughts
>>700522242
Hey there
>>700522162
Cry more please, your tears only make us stronger.
>>700522097
Loli maid slut
Look how serious is this stuff.
Karen's dead.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was waifu with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Mai, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
EXCUSE ME I REALLY DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR USELESS CARTOON WORSHIP SESSION
BUT YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RETARDED
MCFUCKING KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS
YOU WILL NEVER FIND THE PERFECT WOMAN LOSERS
JUST FIND ANOTHER FAT GAY NERD LIKE YOURSELF TO POKE IN THE ASS
ACTUAL WOMEN ARE REPULSED BY YOU
/waifu/ thread is where a bunch of drawfag rejects hangout and circle jerk each other and act smug to anyone not in their top tier autism crew.
The fucking losers have invaded this thread so goddamn hard it's sickening.
>I am so lonely notice me
>Please love me
>Here's a (You) feel better I love you
This used to be a nice place.
Yesterday I watched the second season of "Gate: something something Rory is fucking gross" and I used to believe that Rory in general was the worst part of the anime until I saw the 12 year old girl that wanted to get fucked by a full grown japanese ambassador because he gave her a pearl necklace, I was crying, laughing, disgusted and confused. It was like my mind was a teenage white girl and the emotions were a bunch of 30 year old immigrants from different nationalities. At one point the ambassador had to let the girl be taken by the enemy because it was part of his job, but he decided to suddenly jump in and yell "GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF HER" this quote opened the way for a second wave of laughter, far stronger than the first. How can one get his "filthy" hands off of something that is already filthy to begin with? This laughter had no connection to happyness whatsoever as it was fueled by madness, madness in its purest form. I felt shackled at the bottom of the abyss. After he got her saved she ran towards him and they hugged very tightly and were but a hair away from sharing a passionate sensual kiss.
I never want to feel that way again.
>>700522397
O hi how are you
top tier thread my dudes
>>700522397
Not good enough.
>>700522450
Stop giving people that shit for no reason. God knows we don't need more unoriginal shit posting.
>>700522450
The fact that this pasta is just one line from two different pastas merged into a third one pisses me more than it should.
>>700521359
>>700521964
Oh yes, Fuso and Yamashiro are both great
>>700522097
Thats why you stick with Yuu
>>700522162
Please, don't joke about such matters. Suicide isn't funny. I should know. I've attempted suicide many times, and failed. I have been on suicide watch, 3 times this year. So childish...
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He wasn't thinking. He was NEVER EVER THINKING. He's the same autistic moron who wasted dubs just to yell in a random thread "make /b/ great again" without further explanation. Mai had aspergers like every other shitposting primitive.
He was an Austalian(mongoloid) piece of shit who was seeking attention. He was too lazy to finish his OC projects and stay the fuck in /int/ where he belonged.
If he truly wanted to make /b/ great again then he would have started with /s/fur, then trap threads, then those dirty scummy YLYL then cringe threads and then finally go for /waifu/ and hope the elites dont maul you and rip you off.
He would have been much better off trying to ally with the spidey poster against loli threads. /b/ didn't give a shit themselves and would have enjoyed kicking lolis ass.
If anything he should have been happy just with claiming. What the hell was he thinking about intercepting /waifu/? /waifu/ was a trap all along. /b/ gets touchy when you steal anime from it.
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It was fun when I got people so riled up and started that whole snowballing effect in these threads but for the
last 4 months I have been desperately trying to grasp at the molten puddle of snow in an attempt to build a
fucking snowman, I haven't been relevant in months and just keep churning out low effort shitposts with the
hope I'll get a reply at some point, all of this at the cost of my dignity and sanity, this entire post will
probably not make any sense because I'm trying to write fragments of some of the thoughts I had while pacing
back and forth in my room at midnight thinking about these threads from memory, but what I'm trying to say is
that I have lost my touch and that tripfaging attention whore Chen can carry the torch.
>>700522893
Oh look. My notepad is adding lines for no reason again.
I honestly hate most of you faggots. I've used multiple personas and methods to destroy this community, but when your dicks are tied so tight together and up eachother, it's an effort not worth making. Disgusting and vile creatures is what you are become. Please, go outside or something and stop posting here 24 hours a day, every single day. Or at the very least, stop hugboxing. You are only hurting yourself and future social relationships in the real world.
>>700522662
I fucking hate you, I despise everything about you
You claim a meme girl
You use :^)
You are homophobic
You're a mean jerk
Fuck you, I never want you to talk to me
>>700522816
Better, but no.
She's basically wearing a catsuit and a skirt that's so short as to be non-existent.
Not my thing.
anyone see the fags "making" their waifus
>>700523190
who was the autismo that originally said this to me
>>700522399
Ok
>>700522662
meme
>>700522764
Ok
>>700522770
>>700522893
what
>>700523190
Posting lewds on this board while shiro is here puts everyone at risk of getting V&
someone the defendant thinks or has reason to think may be a child? to engage in sexual conduct by giving or sending “harmful matter” (such as pornography) to that child, which is meant to arouse sexual feelings in the defendant or child. This law applies regardless of whether a meeting or conduct actually takes place, and includes materials given or sent to the child in person or by electronic means (such as the Internet).
It is a defense to prosecution that the materials were given to the child by a parent, guardian, or teacher as part of legitimate sexual education, scientific, or other educational purposes.
(Cal. Pen. Code § 288.2.)
Now that I've woken up from a dream where I missed the super intense ending because I suddenly decided to move my body for some reasons, wich woke me up, masturbated furiously in my bed for around 2 hours with a dick that had a need to pee, took a shower while being lost in thoughs and made myself some pop tarts. I am now ready to watch more higurashi and hopefully some time today I will finally reach the scene where the loli stabs herself in the head repeatedly. As much as the small clip I've seen was fucking hilarious, I am still curious as to why she commited suicide after all.
>>700523422
You mean the guys from /r9k/? Are there more groups now?
Masturbating in a burning inferno is something everyone should do. I've done it multiple times, it's very pleasant, the only problematic thing is when you're done and you are covered in sweat, confused about what your next action should be.
>>700523467
Good thing is law doesn't apply in free places
Guess who has Internet again!
>>700523467
Holy shit I remember this.
>>700523618
>>700508352
these guys
>>700523615
>Now that I've woken up from a dream where I missed the super intense ending because I suddenly decided to move my body for some reasons, wich woke me up, masturbated furiously in my bed for around 2 hours with a dick that had a need to pee, took a shower while being lost in thoughs and made myself some pop tarts.
That sounds oddly similar to my mornings
>>700522582
I'm fine, you?
>>700522764
Maybe you could help turn me into a sloot~
Fran
