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Waifu claiming thread.
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>>700513669
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>700523322
Don't fall for what Syndra tells you. Ro > Yuu.
>>700523467
Look how serious is this stuff.
I dont understand how into this everyone gets, but seeing people pass around '<3' and stuff like that, I get really fucked up and confused.
>We are both male
>From what i can gather Galko is also straight
Like, I don't know what the fuck to think, yeah maybe if Galko was female but my mind is so foggy and stupid.
I like each and everyone of you guys, sure, some more than others but that's a given with everything.
I'm lonely as fuck in real life, I've probably said this before, but it's true, and I am sure many others are like it. Yeah, I have like 2 close friends, but I can't talk about anything serious with them, and they don't know I am a weeb.
But you guys, I can talk about anything, it really feels like I can fit in somewhere and belong.
Anyway, what I am trying to say is, that my mind is mixing up this 'roleplay' stuff, with actual emotions. I don't know how to feel about all these 'I really like you/love you/missed you' stuff.
There, I think thats what i wanted to say.
I don't know anymore.
Guess who has Internet, finally!
galko is the biggest elitist in this community
>>700523764
Yeah, those guys. Those threads started on /r9k/ this winter.
>>700523670
I find masturbating in a hot room to be somewhat painful but very rewarding
Husbando claimed
>>700523844
honestly not a great day
>>700523981
Oh, shit. Hello there. How long has it been?
>>700524077
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I was using my yuno folder on another thread this was esdeath
>>700524026
sounds stupid to me
>>700524077
Oh no! What happened?
>>700523981
You're dead.
And good luck recognizing any poster around here, Misato.
>>700523686
who?
>>700523763
same
>>700523910
hut the fuck up, Saber! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around /waifu/ talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy waifus. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' waifus and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
And, and speaking of... dead... Waifus.. I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick homura got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "elitism." He aNeanderthal, drunk faggot put a dick in his mouth and blew Kyouko all over the wall.
You know, I almost forgot that my friend told me that. She said, "His gay lover blew his cock all over the wall." I thought it was gay at first, but now? I fucking hate it
>>700523981
who?
>>700524011
your the biggest meme
>>700524136
Probably a few months. I either didn't have internet or had too much shit to do, but I missed you all.
>>700524232
Why am I dead? I do recognize you, so that's one.
>>700524194
Yeah, I don't really think they even mean "waifu", it's more of just a word to describe 2d girls for them.
claimed
>>700524350
Me, of course!
>>700524351
I thought you were a myth.
>>700523467
>And then keeps doing it.
Fucking slutty maid.
>>700523844
Nope. That's not my area of expertise. I just bully people for being a slutty afterwards.
Maybe ask Mizore. I hear they're pretty in to the slut thing.
>>700523910
A boat is a boat. I don't want either
>Though if i had to pick, Ro is cuter, even if a whole lot more slutty.
>>700524397
FUCK OFF RETARD
>>700524438
What do you mean, a myth? What did I do?
>>700524350
thanks
>>700524401
you're back from the dead
>>700524492
A person long past.
>>700524401
Will I finally learn who is that character sitting on the top left corner of the waifu beach?
>>700524460
Good choice.
>>700524460
Have done some slooty things with him
>>700524401
But who are you?
>>700524460
you can't blame the slutty maid
>>700524502
danke
>>700523981
I've seen you in the waifu beach but when I started posting back in April you were already gone I think, so I don't really know you, but hey there.
>>700524351
I didn't really expect you to ever come back, but it's good to know you're here again.
It's been too long. Things happened.
having one of my in my head fights. an anon from last night freaked me out. sometimes i wonder if my parents where as bad as I thought and I think its my fault and im just complaining I cant remember much of my childhood I dont know if I block it out I only remember a little
>>700524646
>>700524760
oops this was for you sorry my brain is scrambled atm
>>700524351
You didn't have internet that entire time?
Gosh, you poor thing. Well, sounds like things have cleared up a bit on your end. I hope so, anyways.
Indeed, it's been too long. Good to see you again, though.
I'm going to be posting slower so I don't run out of images so fast.
>>700524502
Ayy! How's it going?
>>700524552
Hmm?
>>700524582
The /a/ Paintr one? I think Misato is somewhere in the middle, sorry.
>>700524654
Misato. It's very possible that we've never met.
>>700524726
Nice to meet ya!
>>700524734
Like what? Sounds ominous...
>>700524864
I had internet, and I had time, but I never had both at once. Good to see you too.
>>700524460
>>700524582
Ro is a downgrade
>>700524401
Why are you a big deal now? A lot of people come and go, it's not that unusual.
>>700524760
I wish I could forget more of my childhood, most of what I remember from age 7 to age 13 was being whipped in the basement.
There's no point in shitposting without 4chan pass smh.
>>700525169
I swear to god I will fucking kill you you stupid cunt.
>>700525104
because pic related
Penny Claim!
>>700524582
Eh. It pretty close though. I think the flower is the only thing that tips it over.
>>700524646
Nope. I just read the thread.
>>700524654
Can and will.
>>700525056
Does the missile HAVE to go there?...
Also, is this Syndra advocating for a loli boat?
I think it is.
>>700524985
The beach has taken a lot of updates so far until the project was officially closed one or two months ago. I'm pretty sure this one pic >>700523981
is sitting on a corner.
Seems like you're getting strangulated in replies so I'd rather not take too much of your attention, welcome back.
>>700525056
Her moe stat is quadruplicated.
claimed
>>700524985
Yeah i haven't saw you here
I guess you left before april?
>>700525235
can you not do captcha?
its pretty easy tbh
>>700525301
Can't and Won't you mean
>>700525301
>Does the missile HAVE to go there?
Yes
>Also, is this Syndra advocating for a loli boat?
Doesnt count, its a sub
>>700524760
Well, most people don't remember their childhoods accurately. Memories change to reflect how you currently think
>>700525301
We took our lewdness to a private chat
>>700525506
It's just a thread.
>>700525104
>implying making a greeting post is uncommon
>>700525235
Yeah, I got one because I went on vacation in the UK and my hotel's WiFI was in a range ban zone.
>>700525320
Oh, I thought you meant the WWD one. Yeah, I have the beach one right here.
>>700525488
I think I did, not great with dates and times.
waifu claimed
>>700525104
my dead never used to many tools just my bag full of textbooks and his hands but he says he was just loud and that h never hit me wich makes me think im insane for thinking he did I dont know
>>700525678
ah christ dont tell me it was all a lie
claimed
>>700525403
You know what, you are done honestly, GIVE ME OWNER I WILL JUST FUCKING BAN U FROM THIS SERVER
>>700525488
my wifi is shit tho and it's taking awhile, i will be a stupid retard and buy another 4chan pass for myself.
>>700525506
yer i was talking about that /mtfgen/ on /lgbt/ faggot.
claimeddddd
>>700524760
Oh shit, what happened to you then?
>>700525885
You know, you said you were doing it out of boredom, but that can't be it if you're actually going to spend more money.
claimedd
>>700525727
This is the most recent one of those, I think.
It became quiet big.
>Kyouko
>>700525678
Oh i misread the last thing you say. My mistake.
Well ask to make you a slut. He'd be thrilled.
>>700525488
Shh. I already did.
>>700525501
And then the sausage. Jesus. Lewd little sub.
Also, boat=from Kancolle, in my language.
>>700525104
Shit, does everybody here have a sad past?
>>700526077
shhhh, i just want to get 4chan pass again in general, captcha is being a bith to me right now and it's making me want to kms.
>be sitting in hospital bed
>hear woman talking in child's voice one bed over
>Nurse sees my confusion
"We started taking psych patients"
>>700526208
Yes
>>700526187
>Lewd little sub.
Ro is even more lewd.
>>700526264
Don't get murdered there Yuuko.
And here I was hoping to break my habit of needing to go really early. See you all later!
>>700526147
Thanks for this.
>>700526417
And like that, he was never seen again.
>>700526417
See you later.
>>700525727
Alright then
Nice to meet you
>>700525885
your wifi must be real shitty
>>700526187
Well you need to take it back
>>700526362
All boats are lewd
>>700526362
Sure. Still though, what the hell.
>>700526540
Or what?
>>700525833
Some might be embellished is what I am saying
>>700526187
I'll ask him next time I see him
>>700526264
Holy shit
>>700526682
nice one
>>700526540
it is indeed shitty. i can't do anythign with it sadly, maybe i will buy new router or modem.
>>700526147
I remember when I got included, it was one of the happier memories here.
>around bottom right
can i claim annoying? i like annoying
>>700526059
I remember my dad being angry alot screaming at me using hands sometimes everything I cleaned was never done right he was more than hard on me in school thats when he through my books at me I remember being slammed into a wall it was never to physical but verbally was another story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2r8xgMUPSo
>>700526402
I'll try.
How are you doing big man?
>>700526709
You'd be a fan of the crazy woman
It's your type
claim
>>700523799
Devilfu claimed.
>>700527014
yer it tru.
NO MORE PENTIUMS
>>700526934
dubz
>>700526639
It wasn't intentional
>>700526962
>>700527059
For you. I'm fine I suppose, just kicking back watching some YouTube, gonna start up Plastic Memories later. How about you?
>>700526639
Or i won't bully you again
>>700526960
I'm sorry to hear that, at least that's all in the past now, i hope.
>>700526927
I think I know who you are.
Calamity-masu'd
>>700527059
Don't stick your dick in crazy
>>700526962
Hello there
trips i win 700527221
>>700527225
And what does that tell you about her?
>>700527244
Wait, isn't that a positive?
I thought i was supposed to be the bully in this relationship?
>>700526709
oh well ok im just scared im just a whinny bitch but I remember a lot of messed up stuff that happened in and outside of my family
you can take that bully and stick it up your ass fucktard
>>700527307
he has changed alot maybe becasue im older and not smaller than him but he is better the damage is kinda done beside he wasnt the only thing that changed me
>>700527243
Plastic memories.
Sounds like my sex life
I'll probably just shitpost here and watch youtube as well.
>>700527389
But crazy women will never leave me
>>700527243
Hi, Shiro! how has your day been?
>>700527389
Hello to you as well! how's it going?
>>700523799
>>>/pol/
Back to where you belong faggots!
>>700527321
You probably do, we chatted and were on good terms. Although I don't think I ever had enemies with anyone here at any point in time, but still.
>>700527518
No i am the bully
>>700527679
you skipped a page
you ppl are all fucked prolly all men jacking off to each other
>>700527765
Untill they stab you
>>700527791
I'm good
>>700527738
>he wasnt the only thing that changed me
I'm very sorry to hear that, maybe there would be a harmless way to forget all of that?
>>700527813
I definitely know who you are.
Good to see you're still around atleast.
>>700527887
That picture is really fucking bad.
>>700527887
it was just a monochrome version of the colored first page
>>700527518
Yuu did nothing wrong.
hey who wants to go fuck with people. chat room dating sites. dell. hp.??
>>700527995
You're very astute, or I'm just that obvious. Maybe I'll try to claim next thread again.
>It's good to see you too, and a few other familiar faces
>>700528118
Please. Not this again.
>>700527992
Men are naturally attracted to women that remind them of their mothers
>>700527765
That's funny. The anime is supposed to be sad, and I never take feelsy animes seriously.
>>700527791
Oh, it's been fine, been doing nothing really though. Trying to find myself some good places to run in my city. Mainly just been watching YouTube and going to start up some new anime today. How about you?
>>700528365
Picture.
>>700527994
therapy is helping im just having a day where i second guess everything and think im just being an emo faggot
>>700528044
>>700528107
why does everything have to be a god damn blowjob
>>700528335
nope im finding a new mama
>>700528335
interesting
>>700528335
So your mom was cray?
hey lets troll. reddit. yahoo. steam. gamespy?? anyone?
>>700528433
dont like blowjobs?
>>700524077
>trips steals Yuno
check em
>>700528329
Writers shouldn't include the male's name unless it's directed towards homosexual males.
>>700528321
That Yuu did things wrong.
>>700525833
>he says he was just loud and that h never hit me wich makes me think im insane for thinking he did I dont know
I fucking hate that. I remember one time, when I had spent a weekend afternoon making a huge lego spaceship because that's what my autism required, he got mad because I forgot my chores and ended up smashing and breaking most of my legos before hitting me.
I wish he'd only used belts because around the time which I started blocking shit out he had begun using 2" by 2" by 4' sticks.
And of course my router fucking died again so I went top get some lunch.
>>700524077
stealing
>>700528610
hey somone help me hack google earth. i hate blackout areas.
>>700528485
>>700528489
She was crazy. Meds destroyed her. She's really stupid now, but no one gets chased down the street with knives anymore soooo...
>>700528720
>>700528814
>>700528879
>>700528335
Freud please, my mom is a mean and lazy alcoholic bully.
>>700528329
>>700528396
>>700528455
this is fucking gross
>>700528520
no not at all
>>700528601
all the times he ever yelled at me where just him being loud god I know the pitch that scares the shit out of me this certain tone that makes me a kid again
>>700528546
>>700528620
so yuno is mine too ok
>>700528908
>>700528982
alright ill try to find you some blowjob porn with your waifu
>>700527995
I'm just getting in to the bad ones :^)
>>700528879
nice feet
>>700528982
It's disgusting me.
>>700528910
Are you like you're father?
Wonder what attracted him to her.
Too much lewd
>>700528778
I'm sorry to hear that
I guess that's a win?
>>700528365
Just took a shower and ate, though it didn't sit well but i'm fine now.
Just listening to music now and may have time to watch something.
>>700529055
>>700528595
That Yuu gave me severe PTSD.
>>700529233
>>700529254
>>700529294
>>700528433
Well i hope you feel better at some point, it's not good to let the past damage your future.
>>700528107
This motherfucker just got his dick sucked and still thinks it's a fucking dream? This is the shittiest excuse for plot/dialogue. Fuck, just make him say "let's make fucky and I'm gonna cheat on my gf". That would be better. God.
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1461/609/1461609300060.jpg "Syndra [95]")
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1462/742/1462742936966.jpg "Syndra [110]")
