Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:>>700309015
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Akiko claimed
Still taking these requests in this thread
>>700315853 (Akiko)
>A lewd.
Oh boy, third time's the charm! 764!
>>700316172 (Nico)
Feels bad man.
Last claim, im off to game before bed. Later guys
>>700314655
Well i only have 3 whole sneak, it will have to do
>>700316172
The only way to go in. Speaking of, im going to start my offense and play some games before bed. See you around best
still here
Claiming before going to play some League
Hey guys, it's yuno
>Can't sleep edition
What did I miss these couple of days?
>>700316888
My get
>>700316091
Heh I only faked my headache once in school and that was to avoid trouble, think you heard this already
>Be me
>2nd grade
>Horny af most of the time cause father had lowrider babes on comp/DJ room
>One day went through the day without seeing pantsu
>Lined up for restroom break
>Best friend in front, shes wearing skirt
>Grab it and lift it high as I can
>Navy blue pantsu
>Teacher sends me to office when we got back into the classroom but no call to office nor slip letting them know why Im there
>Principle asks why Im there
>"My head hurts" with an awful expression
>Because how I can get with headaches, they call my dad to pick me up
>Go back to classroom to get backpack, smug at friends
>Go home with some McNuggies and played smash bros for the day
>>700316147
Its consoles only lol
>>700316581
Like I cant be around light or sound or it makes it hurt worse, even to the point where I want to puke
>>700316899
Autist.
Hiya
Hello
>no life is still a no life
>Juvia claimed
Bored. 4pm, so drinking.
Still nothing to play though.
>>700316559
Nothing, I don't believe in anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E229ZKbSqJE
>>700316894
That was actually Maki love.
Nico claimed.
Yozora claimed
What's up /waifu/?
>>700316975
nothing major. just shitposts and 7mil get
>>700316978
Uhhh the 78 will do
>>700316984
Migraines suck
I missed the 1mil get.
Who had it?
>>700316899
Night faggot
>>700316894
Here we go
>>700317161
AH! That's what it is yes, thank you
Fucking HATE those
Claimed
>>700316984
What a day lol! You got to see some pantsu, leave school early, get some mcdonald's. Sounds like a good time to me
>>700317269
Dont you hate it when you're an autist?
You would know all about that one.
Iowa claimed
>>700316172
Shieeeet. But as long it isn't something too important everything should be all good. Ironic humor is how I hide the pain
>>700316185
This is nico isn't it
>>700316370
Now this is what I like.
>>700316382
Where!?!
>>700316414
uh wrong if she wanted to succeed she would have basic principle of succeeding
>>700316581
and he ain't gettin any :^)
>>700316978
Singles checked
Here's 78
>>700316984
Then I cant play at all. Topkek.
Suggest from this list, plus WoW, LoL, WC3 + Expansion.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198006536642
>>700317205
It was lame.
Don't have the 7 mil, but this is important too.
--spiderman--
Victorique claimed. Hey guys.
>>700316147
I'm an angle, what are you you talking about~? :^)
>Get to work
>Guy before me is telling the story of the new manager
>She's sounding like a turbo pain in the ass to deal with
>Mfw haven't met her a single time because lol night shift
>>700317109
I've seen the get, someone capped it
>Wasted
Well nothing major then
How are you doing man?
>>700317406
What?!
7mil?
I was asking about the 1mil but we're up to 7 now?
>>700317320
It was indeed a good day lmao
>>700317348
Wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
>>700317376
Dark souls
>>700317461
Yes, you are acute :^)
>>700317461
>I'm an angle
>>700317486
im ok. just sitting in my room. few people even pretending to be me.
Saber claim going to sleep
>>700317358
In your heart silly bote
>>700317420
Nice claim
>>700317358
NO! I don't have a dick for you to suck dumbass
>>700317461
Not even close. plus it's Angel.
>You might have to deal with... undesirables!
Sakura
>>700317051
Then what do you doubt?
>>700317376
Dark Souls
>>700317548
I only got to leave school if I was sick or if I had a doctors appointment or something. Also the time when my brother broke my collarbone in between classes
>>700317588
>>700317595
Nah, I'm pretty obtuse. :^)
>>700317358
Iowa better be in season 2.
Althought Kongou is best. She's something really special.
>>700317269
Gotcha fam. Take some oranges. Fruit or juice form fam
>>700317358
Ooohhhhh gurrrrl! Show em you independent and dont need no knight in shining armor!
>>700317371
Yeeeeeah boi!
>>700317420
Yo
>>700317461
That's good new though right?
>>700317692
Sometimes I have exaggerated my illness to stay home
Pops saw right through me in senior year when black ops came out, but allowed me to stay, we ate popeye's
>>700317761
Aint got none of those
>>700317693
Obtuse from another viewpoint is acute :^)
>>700317692
>>700317548
Well, I guess thats two. Gonna play it once Ive caught up on anime.
>>700317645
Goodnight saber and you are definitely not there
>>700317658
Everyone is obviously a dude on 4chan and I know you want me to suck your dick.
>>700317754
If the writers don't have an actual plan and the fact that she's been getting popular she probably will. and yea kongou is pretty fokin gr8
>>700317761
I'm already super American that proves I don't need some English knight for me
>>700317754
>Kongou is best
Spidey's got it right
Kongou is cutest bote
>When your daughteru has "feelings" for someone
They grow up so fast.
>>700317643
How's the horror game coming along?
>Some people pretending to be me
Yea about that, I feel so stupid falling for that. Obviously not you but I just didn't realise it and before I knew I hit send. So stupid
>>700317681
That things don't get destroyed, so I guess I believe in destruction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pxC6KJ2DE8
>>700317935
YOU SEE ME ALMOST EVERYDAY! You know for a fact i'm not a guy!
>>700316404
They never go away, took awhile to embrace them heh. I get that, would want to do the same.
>>700316414
Just an observation eh? Need to look harder then.
>>700316581
I'll find a way.
>>700316899
May good PoTGs come to you, see ya around man.
>>700317358
Yeah, but it's still the mail. Eh not gonna fret to much, just become more observant to what's happening. It's helps, but then it's too meta.
>>700317645
Night
>>700317866
Vicks?
>>700317935
Boo, you tell him! Give him
>
>>700317866
What the actual fuck. You're dad was like "Yuno, you need to go to school. However, lets go get popeyes and I'll let you stay home to play blops!"
Lucky mother fucker
>>700316679
Who dis?
>>700317995
>>700317935
I've got a kongou nendroid and plush.
Though she's not my actual waifu. Just a best friendfu.
Captcha: boats
>>700318266
I'll be damn if you somehow fall out the seat with seatbelts on, doors shut and locked and windows up
>>700317658
Undesirables? Like?
>>700317761
Yep. As long as I give them no reason to meet me, I don't think they ever will.
>>700317932
What kinda logic is that?!
>>700318077
im spooked. im not going to play it by myself. its all good no worries
>inb4 I pass out and headbutt my keyboard
Goodnight/day
Nico anon a grill?
>>700318266
Look all you want anyways love.
>But no touching. You know I can't be contaminated by bad idols.
>>700318494
Like the lady you were just talking about.
>>700318582
Night night love
>>700318494
The only kind. Given that if you had 180 degreesof being straight, and you're apparently obtuse, those who are straight see you as acute :^)
>>700318582
Sleep well you angry birb
>>700318276
Yea got that
>>700318296
Nah he laughed and was like "I see what you're trying to do"
>>700318647
Who cares really.
>Summer vacation ending soon
Just fucking kill me.
aand I'm awake.
>>700318713
The fact that he let you regardless is incredible anyway. My dad would've said hell no!
>>700318494
>oh uh i cant meet them! Uhhh my motorcycle is sick?
>>700318582
Night
>>700318647
Why does it concern you?
>>700318863
Heh I got a pretty based father
>>700318749
I need the puss tho
eat dat booty like groceries
>'cept dat booty don't taste nothin like groceries
>>700318903
"Scientific purposes"
>>700318578
You got someone to play it with?
Either 3D or via some streaming platform?
>>700318229
I see you everday is why I know. You've made so many advances on me always askin me to suck your dick come on now.
>>700318266
Yeah I get that but if its something small I wouldn't worry too much and yea just be observant and everything will go as planned.
>>700318276
I try but he keeps on coming!
>>700318441
noice man. nendroids are pretty fuckin cute.and yea that makes sense haha your true love is for spidey right
>>700318211
I'm not sure if I can help you then, sorry.
>>700318999
no. im by myself really
>>700318749
this.
>>700319022
You are a very bad liar. I can even prove the conversations we've had where you've seen me right here and now to shut you down u_u
>>700317645
Thanks, you too.
>>700317761
What's up buddy.
>>700318656
She's the owner of the building!
>Although I agree, I'd rather not deal with her if she's like how I've heard.
>>700318698
>Those who are straight
>Find me acute
>Nigga, they gay
And I'm as straight as a paperclip Rory, so I can't be 180 degrees!
>>700318903
I men, technically it is since they're both broken right now!
>>700318656
wew lad
G'night
>>700318698
>angry birb
What?
>>700318816
Bye underage summerfag
>>700318992
this post made me grin
>>700318713
Sniff it up
>>700318816
>teleports behind you
>unsheaths katana
>slashes you in a single move
>walks away from you tipping my fedora
>>700318992
Poor answer choice. Have a (you)
>>700319022
Remind him he'swith kurisu
>>700318965
My dad is pretty based. He helped pay for a GameCube for me and my brother, he'd drive us to skateparks almost an hour away because the one in our town sucks. Lots of small stuff like that
>>700319226
Exactly my point! If you gotta tolerate her, do it from a distance.
>>700318992
Mind if i ask you for clarification on that one love?
Hi everyone!
What's going on?
Not much here playing bloodborne and im lost. This game is amaze.
Titanfall 2 beta downloading in the backround.
Cannot wait.
>>700318229
tits
>>700318816
I hope your school gets shot up
>>700319122
You want me to join you? I mean I'm a bitch but I really love horror games.
>Played through deadspace 2 with a friend by sharing screen on Skype
It was pretty cool tbh
>>700319280
Goodnight Akiko
>>700319354
Holy fuck kek
>>700319022
Nah, Spidey's not my waifu.
He's just effective shit posting.
>>700319058
You already helped by talking to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzuWQ8Fz93w
>>700319226
>both bikes broken
Nigga why you do this to your babies
Paperclips were once straight :^)
You truly acute :^)
>>700319280
https://youtu.be/lwY1Tq_E9IE
When blonde confesses. Akiko sounds like an angry birb.
>>700318582
Good night, Akiko.
>Do the random picture thing again tomorrow.
>>700318858
Cute~
>>700319226
>Straight as a paperclip
Is that some clever way of saying you're gay?
>>700316978
WHO IS THIS WAIFU
>>700319180
Yea I know I know I'm just messin around you nerd.
>>700319354
Oh boy what happened there
>>700319468
Then who it be and its the only effective shit post
>>700319534
Ah right. I forgot this Rory exclusive
>>700319541
Will do
Night Laura
>>700319370
For my "experiments"~
>>700319380
Hey shino whats up man
I can't sleep so that kinda sucks
I've heard a lot of good shit which titanfall 2 has comming up so I'm pretty interested as well
What did you think of the first?
MY WAIFU FOR LIFE YOU FUCKING TWATS
>>700319447
Me too
>>700319354
Like coke? Alrighty then
>>700319357
Shit my father bought all my consoles, even my pc last year
Could have bought Ps4 when it came out cause I got a job at target, had the money but of course it was sold out everywhere, he trolled me throughout the weeks til christmas and what do ya know, he already had a ps4 waiting for me
>>700319783
"Look at all these shit waifus!"
>>700319450
no you arnt really here. besides id have trouble streaming it i think
>>700319647
Not even best eye frame.
Go to sleep already.
>>700319619
Waifu is a state secret. I don't like to post her, because I'm too sensitive and don't want anyone to judge.
But she is my one true love. Been together almost 3 years. Yay!
>>700318454
As said, I'll find a way. Unconventional, but a way nevertheless.
>>700318656
No use in looking around while the inflated ego is up.
>>700319022
Wasn't my money as well so you know what. you're right. Just meh to know people do that however. Yep, will do.
>>700318582
Night m8, keep those pics coming.
>>700319370
That's the plan, let's hope it doesn't change!
>>700319534
Okay, the second one I probably broke when I lowsided, but the first one was not my fault and you know it!
But they aren't anymore. :^)
Nope. :^)
>>700319558
Pretty much. Still not sure if I am or not, but I'll assume yes till I give it an actual try.
>>700319205
In bed chilling homie. You?
>>700319226
LMAO. PERFECT!
>>700319577
Image search my friend
>>700319619
They're shipped. But poor kurisu is more dedicated to saber! But saber seems to have placed her dedication to vidya
>>700319815
Lol yup. Might wanna rub a bit on your neck too. But when you can, get some oranges dude
hello everyone. pay attention to me.
>>700319887
Jeez :/
>smugwing
>>700319541
Hello. How goes?
>>700319852
OI NOW, YA CUNT THATS ME WAIFU
>>700320004
Fucking vampire peice of shit
>
Dont you have a loser humam husband to attend to?
>>700319951
Ight I'll keep that in mind.. even if I never had fruits before
>>700319619
Right back at you. Just stop being a dork all the time.
>>700319689
THAT FILENAME ISN'T HELPING YOUR CAUSE!
>>700319887
I don't have an inflated ego! My ego is very well deserved.
>>700319902
I agree! Best of luck love
>>700319902
You still broke your beast. You a monster.
But they can be beaten back into shape :^)
100% acutie3.141 tsun DRIVER :^)
@700320004
Not with those digits. Hows things?
>>700320108
And you're waifu a shit
>>700319861
Yes I guess that would suck then
>I can still move there
>>700319902
Then I must say I'm impressed it took me a second to figure out.
>Might be because I'm sleepy
Tbh i didn't think you were a virgin
>>700319815
Yep, your father is pretty based.
Best Christmas present you've ever gotten, go. Mine was a quarter pipe skateboard ramp
>>700319517
So the problem is actually loneliness?
>>700320228
thats a lot for just one game
>>700319951
>implying i havent
all ive gotten are google results for "cartoon" and "anime
Ika musume claimed
Best Squid
>>700320158
easy there fatty, don't hurt yourself day-walker
>>700320223
YA WANNA GO M8, I GOT ALL DAY
>>700319874
Nah fam I don't judge waifus don't worry about that but 3 years? hot damn I gotta see her.
>>700319887
Glad to hear you're getting over it lol. Yea it sucks that it happens
>>700319951
He's shipped with someone and he's trying to get in it with me!?! What an unloyal ship
>>700320203
Its a little hard for me to stop that you know
>>700320232
Ps4 for sure lol I practically gave up looking for one and he already had one waiting
Come home from work each passing day towards christmas looking fustrated and then he trolls me with a smug
>>700319951
Playing vidya with my bro. Who's your waifu? I don't think I've seen her before.
>>700320232
My 2008 CB400 HyperRevo.
>they paid off my loan
>>700320436
Doesn't stop you're waifu being a shit
>not even posting her anymore
>>700320239
I have alot of problems.
>>700320438
I'll give you a clue. She's very much like Kongou, only blonde.
>>700320587
ow...nigga that hurt me
>>700319951
Right? It's the perfect excuse!
>>700320223
The dude that's fixing it still can't figure out what's wrong with it, actually.
Is that a promise~?
I am not!
>>700320228
Really? What made you assume I wasn't?
>>700320389
Squid?
>>700320203
And~?
I'm performing a lewd experiment~
>>700320719
whaaaaaat
>>700320728
Yes she is a squid
Is that a problem?
>>700320370
Just a game, pssh it's a horror game man cmon
Also
>Insanely good weather
>Finally another neet to hang out with
>Small ass quiet town
I mean the offer still stands right?
>>700320389
Hey ika
How's school
>>700320719
>>700320508
I take it back, best present was a trip to Italy. My AP Latin teacher planned a week long trip to Italy for the class, but I couldn't go because it was too expensive. This was back in the summer and the trip wasn't until the following spring. Christmas morning I open a present with an Italian soccer jersey and a note saying something like "wear this while in Italy"
>>700320887
if this is you, props
>>700320876
Not my Squid?
>>700320719
Damn son...
>>700320438
Then you can just go away.
>>700320805
What experiment..?
best waifu ever
>>700320719
impressive, whoever got it
>>700320719
interesting tattoo
>>700320880
i guess yeah
>>700320719
Thats awesome man. Good commitment.
>>700321021
thanks m8
>>700320587
Damn dude, that's a nice looking bike
>>700320728
I dunno, I think I might be confusing you with someone else.
>Don't recognise the waifu
Perhaps you can help me clear up my mind real quick
>>700320175
>never had fruit before
I refuse to believe this
>>700320372
Shinoa
>>700320390
Big talk for a dead woman
>>700320438
Yup! Such a tragic romance isnt it?
>>700320541
Shinoa
>>700320719
WEW
E
W
>>700320728
Soon my friend, you can use it. Justmske sure they stay broken for a bit~
ok which one of you neck-beards wants to fite me?
>>700320719
lol guy who claimed tomoko first rekd
>>700320880
I still have another week of break
please don't remind me of school
>>700320029
I'll be a low-rate Houdini.
>>700320203
>Well deserved.
Isn't that what a person with one would say kek.
>>700320438
Yeah it just annoyed me for the whole day. Oh well, what's going on with you?
>>700321083
Is it actually you that got it?
Or did you save it from someone else
>>700321187
me too
>>700321232
its me, hence the timestamp
>>700320728
I dont care. You still broke it.
Oh I wont beat it out of you. Im not that violent~
And you are all of that. Acutie3.141 tsun trap driver. Thats your new title.
>>700321008
You're waifu a shit
>>700321094
Its in white. All ive done to it is give it a carbon tipped exhaust.
https://youtu.be/0lMppGMw2qw
Like my bike, but the red and blue are replaced by black.
>>700321191
Knowing you so far, HOODini sounds better fitting
>smug
>>700320895
Hot diggity damn!
I wouldnt be surprised if my pops just pays for my flight to Georgia for momocon, he has already bought my passes for A-kon and Afest these past 2 years
>>700321151
Better believe it nigga, all I eat is meat
>>700320719
Real dedication. I've thought of getting one of mine. Proud of you, anon.
>>700319757
Um i just found out there was a open beta weekend and im kicking myself for not downloading it earlier. Prob wont play tell tomarow.
I fuckin loved the first titan fall. I could do without the cod shit but the mechs are my shit.
>>700320719
are you at a gaming lounge?
follow up, are you at tier 1 gaming lounge?
>>700321310
How much did it cost?
Do do doo... <3
what
>>700321323
i hate myself now
>>700321572
nah just my set up
would post better pic but image limit
>>700321945
go into next thread
>>700321722
![Kirino [57].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1466/154/1466154821417.jpg "Kirino [57]")
