Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:>>700316679
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
POST SUPER CUTE PIC OF YOUR WAIFU
still here
fuck niggers
and mugi :^)
Danke
>>700321191
Now you're just being mean. I don't have to sit here and take this from a second rate..
Last nico claim! I'll see you guys later <3
>>700321777
faggot that was mine
>>700321139
Surely we've spoken before, no?
>>700321151
>Just make sure they stay broken for a bit
B-But... muh fast....
>>700321323
Nou!
Not yet you're not...
I'm not even a trap! I couldn't trap a blind person even!
>Supah cute
No sleep for Spidey.
>>700321675
ok are we gonna to fight to the death or what?
Amy Rose claimed.
>>700320997 (Nico)
They don't call me the Lewd Doctor for nothing~
Claim
>>700321409
Hell yeah man! Though you'd still have to worry about passes, food, place to stay, spending money at the con, etc.
>>700321831
Ey b0ss fuk u mang
>>700321862
we believe in you spider-man
>>700321875
Dr. Vagers
>>700321833
I'm 100% positive we have
>I believe you're the qt trap
But your waifu just changes so much from pic to pic
Forgive me
>>700321187
Oh shit dude I'm sorry
Thought you said you had your first day some days ago
Iowa claimed
>>700320685
Is it Karen spidey?
>>700320997
Nah you just gotta deal with it
>>700321151
I didn't sign up for this Shakespearean tragedy
>>700321191
Nothin much doing fine and thinking of something to do since I'm a wee bit bored
>>700321950
no u
check my 385
>>700322033
Nice dubs
Claiming.
>>700321771
still here too
>>700321777
Nice get.
>>700321675
>
>>700321833
Yah. You a bike murdering monster.
Oh, Ive been down this road. Im not violent.
The pics you teased Mizore and Galil with say otherwise ~
>>700322121
no u
check this 203
Hi guys
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>700321675
>Cute pics.
Already on it, sir!
>>700322150
welcome back
>>700322223
hoyl fuck so close
>>700322150
>Search image hash on archive
>no results
>>700322150
>nike
>nike
>nike
>nike
>>700321409
>yuno
That is not okay dude
>>700321833
Keep one bike broken then fix the other VERY slowly
>>700321864
Maybe tomorrow lol
>>700322109
Don't look at me fam. You gotta tell saber you aint interested
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>700322109
Yup! She brightens up my day.
She really is the love of my life.
Claimed
>>700322033
Checked
>>700322181
don't fuck with my spidey. my spider folder is over 500 strong
>>700322302
Nice smug!
>>700322223
lmao get fucked kiddo
How 2 counter Mordekaiser: A guide
Step 1:
>You don't
>>700322308
Cool more spidey
>>700322278
i cry
trips to steal karen
thats my waifu
>>700322301
oh shit thats hilarious
>>700322223
Kill yourself for failing to get the get
>>700322223
Lost to >>700322222.
>>700322362
Kite him. Pick something ranged and you win
>>700322358
lets fuck him together
siq erp
>>700322398
more like quads to kill mugi
I wish you didn't need it anymore,
I understand exactly what you use it for.
And better isn't always doing well.
I know because I'm better now myself.
Cuteness is good.
>>700322302
I try andd try but he keeps on coming! Goodnight smugs have a good rest
>>700322308
Haha thats great. I still have to watch that anime but haven't had the time but Karen is pretty adorable
Well I'm off for the night as well later all
>>700322398
No
>>700322516
Get back in the truck, Steve.
>>700322516
every thread is a spider-man thread. are you new here?
>>700322565
If only there was some cuteness here...
>>700322473
>>700322358
ill erp fuck both you faggots come at me
>>700322473
trips and i tie noose
>>700322565
That is true
claimed
>>700322362
>Spirit Visage
>Hexdrinker
>constant pressure / bullying
You wat
>>700322494
Good timing. I think the spidermen are massing.
>>700322602
Fuck you faggot.
Check em
>>700322595
Thanks. Good night. Hope you dream of Iowa.
>>700321927
I got a year to save up, ALOT cause A-kon is RIGHT after I get back home
>>700322147
Hello friend
>>700322051
I like to dress up, but I'm not convincing enough to trap.
>>700322147
Yo, Mami.
>>700322184
Hey Rory, let me ride your bike. :^)
Was it a lonely road?
What pics?
>>700322302
Well, it's gunna come down to which will come first. Will they figure out what's wrong with the beast? Or will Honda get off their as and get the replacement part made?
>>700322362
>Step 1
>Play Cait
>Step 2
>Laugh at him
>>700322473
>>700322646
this gets me wet
>>700322494
Hey look it's Ted Cruz
>>700322646
just kidding faggot watch me get this get
septs get and you castrate yourself
Claimed
>>700322150
also elfen lied was pretty bad but was my first Chinese cartoon so tribute
>>700322749
Post numbers are random, right?
There's nothing sequential about them... right?
>>700322749
re roll :o
>>700322730
Absolutely not.
It was the only one that I had ever known. But I got better.
You know.
>kneesocks
>striped panties
>>700322705
check these
>>700322832
i bet you like vaping
go back to nigeria
>>700322892
Miho <3
>>700322832
lets put it this way anon, when moot posted his first post, it was post 1, you full in the blanks
get
>>700322671
It's quite an awe inspiring sight.
>>700322745
And it's true, I need it too,
But not the way that you do.
>>700322892
Shinoa just went to bed, bun
>>700322939
Hey, I represent that!
>>700322730
Well I thought your pics were cute
>Same as Rory is referring to
So I dunno man maybe go for it
Last test. You're the night guard right?
>>700322727
Hello You Know! How are this time of day?
>>700322730
Hiya, what's good?
I don't know why you guys are (re)rolling, but check my numbers anyways.
>>700322565
Cuteness is always good.
>>700322671
Apparently our Yasuo doesn't know that because Morde was 12/4/3
>Be ADC
>75% health
>A wild Mordekaiser has appeared
>Flash Ignite Ult
>I die
Not a lot of room for counterplay
AAAAAAAAAA
>>700322832
Wtf lmao
Okay
>>700322743
wow hot
>>700322749
singles get and i take a cyanide tablet
>>700322727
Yeah, you've got a lot of saving to do lol.
I'm calling it a night. Good night everyone!
>>700323023
nice digits
>>700323020
Pretty decent, tho I should sleep soon for i need to help my grandmother clean the office tomorrow
>>700323101
get fucked nigger
dubs and i drink some water
>>700323101
>singles
>1
Stream it
>>700323146
Night!
Off to bed I go too
>>700323194
stfu dad your not my mum
>>700323101
fuck well bye guys
>>700323196
im on it
>>700323175
dubs and i piss on my dog
>>700323029
Oh. Yas is fucked. And yeah, you got jewed unless you kept escapes.
>hexdrinker is just as good for adcs as for bruisers
>>700323080
I didnt even notice. Thanks for the check.
>>700323265
Wait you're going early
Well I'll take the torch then, no sleeping for yuno.
Later dude
>>700323148
Hello my slutty maid.
>>700323023
Cuteness is great
>>700323317
singles and i drink the piss on your dog
check these faggets
>>700322869
Why not? :^)
Oh, alright.
I-I know nothing of such pics.
>>700323004
Yes, yes I am.
>I'm not that cute though.
>>700323020
Mmm, ribs, corn, and root beer. You?
>>700323170
Oh yeah, I remember that. Well, I guess rest now, don't want you to be cranky.
>>700323466
well fuck i was kinda thirsty
>>700323466
kek
singles and i make myself a sandwich
>>700323485
I refuse to check out bullshit.
>>700323603
stop looking at your art then
>>700323585
make me one too plaese
Meow meow meow, meow.
Meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow.
Meow.
>>700323675
I'm not looking at it.
>>700323500
You'll break it.
>maybe if I ever travel to Yankeeland and choose to bring my bike
Im not the only one who knows about the pics :^)
>wonder if anyone saved them
>wheres Galil when you need him
>>700323585
I had 2 chimmichunga sandwiches for lunch. Shit was tasty.
>>700323500
Okay good, seems like I'm still thinking clear
>Not cute
Are you joking, those pictures were actually pretty great
>>700323500
You had me at ribs!
>Root Beer
A fine beverage!
Just here about to shower then drink up some relaxing drink.
>>700323802
ok good
>>700323805
ok
>>700323850
Tfw when both me and galil didn't save them
>He said he forgot the next thread
Feels pretty bad
>>700323913
That's a fair assessment of my work honestly.
>>700322314
You should have calamarid for your claimed bit
Tristana claimed
Let me show you how to get a get.
>>700323585
PB&J please.
>>700323462
Cuteness is amazing.
>>700323148
I didn't even get gets, what'chu mean?
>>700323850
I'd never do such a thing. :^)
>Ayyyy, do it!
Wew, I'm safe. No one here has them.
>>700323862
I'm really not that cute. My bod has the figure, but there's so many other things stopping me from doing it well.
>>700323879
What'cha planning on drinkin?
Ok I'm done shitposting for now I'm going to finish Non Non Biyori
>>700323913
><
i did tomatos face greentext
>>700323850
ive never had a chimichanga before
>>700324192
>picture
>>700324039
is that a buttplug
>>700324128
Reroll niggers.
>>700324166
This thread needs more cute.
>>700324367
wow look at this kid trying to get by rolling
how cancerous woah
>>700324188
Yeah you will.
>I need some good dosh first
>>700324192
Chicken, bacon, mushroom, cheese and coriander in a grilled sandwich.
> had to make it mild due to sister in law not liking chilli
>felt bad man
>>700324188
It's actually a drink called,"Just Chill". It very helpful in easing. I very much enjoy, best thing is that it doesn't cause drowsiness.
>>700323462
Hello my sweet bully
>>700324166
but you did
>>700324367
learn how to get
>>700323325
That guy is Miho.
>>700324328
>filename
>head 5
Okay.
>>700324188
Well your body really does have the figure yea
>Tfw you actually made my nofap hard
But then again this whole thread does that
I'm guessing you're talking about your face then?
>>700324513
no one cares really
>>700324515
it looks like a buttplug
>>700324445
Prove it.
>Rory, you don't need 2 livers.
>>700324479
Oh? Sounds like this drink we have around here that's apparently got weed in it or something of the sort. Cousin told me about it.
>>700324595
Face, voice, and body hair in general make it damn near impossible.
>I wonder if I posted my more... private ones, would it break that nofap...
>>700324630
You must gave the world's tightest asshole considering it's less than an inch high and a quarter of an inch thick.
>>700324434
Agreed.
>>700324498
Everytime I want gets, I don't get them, and whenever I don't want gets, I get them. What is this sorcery?
>>700324772
You only have 1 liver...
Took a shower, what happened?
>>700323004
How have you been?
>>700324772
Well being a trap doesn't mean you need to be a full women
Just a bit convincing, which you are.
>you probably could so please don't
>Or do I actually really liked it
>>700324772
>Weed
Goodness gracious no!
I'll type what the contents are, when I get done showering and all. See ya in a bit.
>>700324828
>Pic
That's cute honestly.
>>700324814
well id hope so considering i dont put anything up my ass
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>>700324910
Hey nui, I'm meh.
Can't sleep at all so I'm going to do a night without
What about you
>>700325189
Do you take liquid shits because you only eat cum?
>>700325189
Except countless gallons of AIDS infected cum.
>>700324893
I was thinking of kidneys. Whoops.
>>700325003
Ya think so?
>And really, you'd have to cut off my head entirely to be a little convincing.
>How do you take towards bunny girls?
>>700325154
Alright, later!
>>700324498
What're you up to?
>>700325338
i eat normal food
stop projecting so hard
>>700325343
why would i take that
>>700325479
Cause you're hella into pozzing, you degenerate scumbag.
>>700325392
Yea dude you looked really good
>If it's that bad, which I doubt, I'm sure people can look past it
>Well I think I'm okay they pass a lot
I've been off of it for 5 weeks man I'm pretty strong
>>700325479
WHAT DID YOU JUST ASSUME ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
YOUR DADDY SHOULD HAVE PULLED OUT OF THAT FUCKING DUMPSTER WHORE
DONT YOU EVER FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN OR YOU WILL REGRET IT YOU FUCKING CASUAL
WE'RE TARGETING YOU NEXT
>>700325583
thats pretty rude of you to say that
>>700325646
ok
can i have a large ham & cheese pizza with that
>>700325711
I'm a rude dude.
>>700325607
I have a very hard time believing that, but thanks!
>Hehe, I'll keep that in mind. Maybe one day I'll post it.
>>700324128
check them
>>700325193
Not much, listening to music as usual and still putting hundreds of mods in brawl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX48nuBWm5U
You plan on doing anything later?
>>700326022
Oh shit waddup
>>700325977
You're acting like I just did you good but I'm just being real. Well whatever floats your boat I guess.
>Tfw you are a fucking tease
You're actually pretty good at this huh
>>700326038
As much as id like to listen to that I'm actually next to my snoring fag of a friend so
I actually played brawl today and remembered why I didn't like it
>Rob final smash.
Just kill me man
you fucking autists should die, enjoy living in your moms basement?
>>700326421
I live in the attic :^)
Kiniro mosaic season 3
omgogmgogmggggmg hyped thanks laura for the info.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a--zRJ4GDcw
>>700326204
up and wondering about staying this way for 60+ hours
>>700326326
I have self esteem issues... like, top tier ones. So getting compliments is hard to take.
>I know what people want most the time, and I play around it. Teasing is one of my favorite hobbies to tell you the truth!
>>700326326
You disliked it for Rod's final smash?
I don't use items that much.
I win
>>700327862
No you don't
