Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:>>700162453
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>700171312
Just got done watching my 63rd Mirai Nikki rewatch
Time to give this baby a rest and watch something else
>>700170238
Hey you! Who is this eurobeat master..?
>>700170789
Grinding in what? usually i can't stand grinding..
>>700170863
Trying to figure out something to do..
Claiming then going to sleep
>>700171026
TBH that's how a friend of mine recommended it to me. You see some characters in the first episode who show up in Zero as well, but in reality, you could just watch through Zero then go straight into UBW from there. Actually, just do that. Watch Zero then watch UBW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UPO0Wh-1bk
Hello everyone
>no life is still a no life
>Juvia claimed
>no life is still just happy to be here
I have to go to bed you guys make me feel like im a nutter but goodnight to you all I guess
>>700170789
pfft dogs I hate dogs
>>700170947
oops i mean you guys
>>700170976
this doesnt bother me i just think it is gross and scroll by it
shall i post good porn?
>>700171169
says you
esdeath can you be my friend ive always wanted a friend that also like fem dom and animal crushing no one understands me and im really lonely can you be my friend pleae
Claimu
>>700170943
I listen to some weird stuff... I don't really know what I would you would call it, but this is what I'm listening to currently:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJl5Fa5CJZs
What kind of music do you listen to?
Tatsumaki claimed
Yozora claimed
>Long dick style
>>700171483
Alrighty then, good night!
still here
and
sorry that lol game took forever
>>700171566
of course I would love to but im off to sleep all see you tomorrow brother
how could anybody resist a delicious flat chest
>>700170863
I dunno, I call you about 50/50 between the two, depending on how I feel...
And I don't think I've really met Prinz, actually.
>>700171469
It is I!
how could anybody resist a delicious ass
>>700170789
Wot?
are u messing with me.
>>700170058
It's a known fact. How's the night?
>>700169783
>200
Wew lad, good point. Trained you well. That is true. The blade, feather, hood, all seem to stick out. When you think of hidden blade though, you think of AC.
>>700170234
If you get a chance, I highly recommend him. Top-notch work man.
Probably my favorite album from him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW-qcsDLxUY
>>700170282
If not fucking dead animals and stepping on them makes me apart of the "hive-mind" I'll gladly stay.
Claiming.
>>700170789
Yes, make it worth while! What's it gonna be?
>>700170238
>Jack in the box
Never had that before.. Is it good?
Also, nice Captcha!
Ayy
>>700171552
>shall i post good porn?
If it's pegging or ballbusting then do it.
>>700171552
>shall i post good porn?
Do it.
>Smug Crew thread
Am I part of it frenemy?
>>700171688
thank you so much esdeath i hope we can meet up sometime im really happy now you made my night have a good sleep thank you again
>>700171572
>Wanting crazy anywhere near your dick
Nui is best but I would go with Mako
>Everything is weird colors
>Asshole difficulty level from the start
>Rare cow encounters
>This space gun is awesome
>Why am I a worm?
>Outer space? What's up with this planet?
>Real body is much smaller
>Muh head whip
>Jet engines
>I hate this boss so much
>Muscles
Felix claim
>claiming
>>700169783
Hence the conspiracy. The amount of posters could be fabricated! I'll look into getting it, and look you up if it seems handy. It was not. It was a terrible pun that I'll never recover from! Yes, my post reaction time is largely dependant on my choice of words, and half of that is doubting I've made the correct choice.
I'm going to hit the hay. It was fun talking with you. Have a good night, Shinoa-bro.
Claiming
>>700171733
Oh so it is you! What's up?
>>700171791
Boring.. I Nico Need to find something to do..
>>700171905
I'd go with Nui regardless, but good taste.
>>700171922
Earthworm jim nigga
>>700171821
Greetings comrade
>>700171880
Hello luv~
>>700172016
Noticed
Niggas got rips in their jeans man I started that.
Hood by air man I started that.
oh god i love meme
>>700172119
You know it.
Victorique de Blois claimed.
>>700172186
Hello my love how are you??!?
>>700171469
EVE. Nothing special, just mining up some asteroids.
>>700171483
Goodnight
>>700171535
Yo
>>700171552
>I hate dogs.
I was going to try to defend you but this goes too far. Goodnight.
>>700171786
Not at all, homie.
I'm only a little bit retarded.
>>700171820
Yo
>>700171821
My friends and I are gonna go get fucked up.
>>700171828
>>700171829
Stop!
Don't encourage him!
>>700172016
Sup shipmate?
>>700172334
The bird is the word
>>700172485
I'm pretty good, just finished 63rd rewatch of mirai nikki
How bout you??
I need to work on my story tbh, i haven't touched it in a good long while
>>700171469
I wish you luck with that. Cause i know i wont be any help lol
>>700171535
Hey how are ya?
>>700171552
>>700170943
Wait, did you travel to Turkey?
>>700171121
Im still lost
>>700170812
Anyone with who can think critically and know thats fucked up
>>700171601
LONG D $&÷> $ STYLE
>>700171733
Go to prev thread and ctr+f for "huggles". Thats prinz
>>700171791
Mmhmm. 2 first games has new game plus and if you want 100% of the game, gotta get all of them. The leap of faith aswell
>>700172011
Aww shit!
Now that's a conspiracy!
Yay!
As long as i live and breath and able to tell it~
Just say what ever and forget word choices you book worm!
Anyways. It was nice talking to you again. Good night Eureka!
>>700172016
Noticed but dont wanna play
>>700171821
It's average in terms of fast food, but I like their chicken tendies, so I get them rather often. Should probably cut out fast food for a while till I have more spare money actually...
>>700172062
Not much, at work, kinda wishing I was at home sleeping. I ended up scrubbing my wounds till they bled today, so it's stinging badly.
>>700172597
>63rd
Hoooooly shit really?? I mean ive seen fooly cooly alot but not 63 times kek, I just got home from a long day of work bb
>>700172186
Your not senpai
>>700172583
Howdy shipmate
Just chillin in the stream watching adventure time
>>700172737
Noticed
I didnt want to play with a scrub anyway
>>700171199
>Long dick style
>>700172583
Hi
>>700172653
I'm well, you?
>>700172879
hey rikka!
>>700171199
Yoo Shinoa, my fault on earlier; I got carried away and forgot to respond.
>>700171566
What? The character is an animal crusher?
>>700171786
Hey Shino, how's it been?
>>700172380
Is she a mage nun?
>>700172744
Lovely legs cutes
Tristana claim n main
>>700172879
Yeah Im not kidding when I say mirai nikki is my favorite
Mmm time to relax!
>>700173007
I am now!
Hi I'm new to this please don't judge
>>700172653
>heresy confession time
I used to claim mami, and I was the one who went to turkey. I've got the hat I bought there to prove it.
Just going to confess to avoid any confusion
Daughteru enjoying her cake.
>>700173167
Good man! How are you? We put together a little league team in the stream. We kinda blow tho. But getting bettter all new at it.
>>700172334
mems are great right friend
do you like aniemal crushing?
>>700171581
I have no idea what to call it too. Sounds lovely. As for me, anything, no specific genre I listen to. If it sounds great I listen to it.
>>700172186
Hello! How's the night? (Let's keep my identity under wraps for now.)
>>700172583
Like alcohol and such? If so, just be careful. But also have fun!
>>700172653
No, I think it's the other Mami. Not me, sorry for the confusion.
>>700172744
Fast food should be like a once a week ordeal. Though it can be tempting at some points. Chicken tendies are just a wonderful invention! How often do you part take in going to restaurant?
>>700173098
Heya!!
>>700173197
Jesus christ more power o you bb, yeah totally haha i dont know what to do though not even tired yet
>>700173106
I wanted ballbusting though
>>700173362
ay yo you bet your fucking ass i like aniemal crushing my nigga
>>700172583
Oh cool n_n enjoying yourself?
>>700172653
You usually are fun to talk to! and i found something anyways im gonna go for a drive.
>>700172744
that isnt scrubbing thats like overdrive cleansing. I hope you feel better soon..
Gonna go drive out to pick up something be back soon!
>>700172062
Well there's one way to determine that. What have you not done in awhile?
>>700172653
>New game plus
Stopped reading right there. Yep, can't forget that one. Night Smug.
>>700172485
Sup Rikka.
>>700173106
This type of stuff should be illegal.
>>700173007
Oh.okay. hows clannad?
>>700173031
Indeed
>>700173052
Sleepy but well. Today was good day
>>700172879
Frenemy <3
>>700173167
Aw okay. Doing well tonight?
>>700173257
Gotcha bossman
>>700173369
Oh so youre other mami
>>700173215
Gtfo fag :^)
>>700173511
dont worry freind i dont like crushing brids i like crushing other animlls though
>>700173717
Shinoa, that's lewd...
>>700173369
Mmm if you say so
Its been good! And yours?
>>700173424
Mmm I got nothing! I just vidya
>>700173741
oh thank goodness you dont like crushign brids i alsmot got scared there what knid of animmal do you like to crush
MOST FRIENDLY THREAD OF 2016 RIGHT HERE!
Good Job /waifu/ I knew you had it in you.
>>700172653
I mean, I know WHO they are. Just haven't talked to them is all!
>>700173167
Not cute!
>>700173257
>I have that EXACT plushie at home
>>700173369
Not very often. I work night times, so unfortunately fast food is often times what I have to resort to unless there's leftovers from dinner.
>>700173641
>I didn't even get it all cleaned
>Fucking kill me
Later Ki, have a fun drive!
>>700171727
Shizuboat
>>700172583
Hello.
>>700173671
Yooo Maki baby! Whats good?
>>700173717
How have you been frenemy? <3
>>700173920
Im gonna watch some of that Rick and Morty, love that shit. Dude are you ready for RE4 to come to ps4 this month?!?
>>700173936
i like crushing squirals a lot becuase i take there tail and use it as a way to wipe myself clean from doing naugty thingn and when it gets hard i use it as a waepon because its hard and stuff
>>700173936
>>700174185
you giys lik aminal crush stuff too?
>>700174163
But I already have RE4 on Ps3 and PC
>>700173007
I take it you're doing well?
I keep forgetting there's a stream.
Link please?
>>700173052
What's poppin' homes?
>>700173215
I'd hit it.
>>700173369
Pretty much. I've already made sure to get a designated driver so we all don't fuck up and wind up stains on the side of a highway.
>>700173641
Not really. It's boring as fuck. I just had a second so I figured 'why not?'. Most likely gonna donate whatever I make from it to my Alliance.
>>700173106
Thiskillstheboner.jpg
>>700172653
The longest, fam.
>>700173957
What up?
>>700173197
No your not
>>700173717
I was the only one watching it
I got through the main part of the first season
>>700174281
Rabb.it/shino83
>>700173957
Hey Syndra. What's up?
>Shizunotaboat
>>700173941
I've got a ton of garde plushies. Waiting for the Shiny mega garde one to arrive, should be here sometime next week.
>>700174232
yes a lot friend oh i think i have afound another freind that likes animal curhsing as well do you like mommy dom as well its nice isnt it to gte you balls crush while she sist on you it feels so good
>>700173641
Oh no. Im mundane. Okay and drive safely!
>>700173671
It aint hard. You just don't know when they'll hit you. After black flags, i havent tried the other AC games. What?
>>700173895
Nah fam. Im just trying to fuck someone's wife. Long BWWEWEWEW stlye
https://youtu.be/Ricjn3NCWTM
>>700173941
Ooohhhhh! Gotcha
>>700174163
Been well! Boss invited me to his house for a pool party today! How are you?
>>700174281
https://youtu.be/Ricjn3NCWTM
Trying to fuck someone's wife is all
>>700174383
Forgot picture like a faggot
>>700173347
Nice! I wouldn't view it as sucking, instead, you're getting used to it. I've been well, but oddly haven't felt the urge to play league recently.
Who's on the team and what's your champ?
>>700173717
Yessir, alive and at em... until I knock out.
>>700173941
If you're not cute then what are you hmm?
>>700173957
Hello purple lass
>>700171199
Delicious flat chests
>>700174383
How was the feels, sensei?
>>700174163
wow man tahts pretyt coool i mena you hav to keep yourslef clean an all
>>700174232
oh yse very msuch so i love crshing aminal s it gets me veyr ecxtied
>>700174583
I should collect them all into a weird shrine of gardevoir worship and take a pic for you guys :^)
but right now... it's 8:30 AM and I haven't had a wink of sleep... bed time
>>700174272
Aw damn I have never played it so I am excited about it so I can stream it
>>700174449
Thats cool! I cant picture my manager ever doing that for me haha it would be super awkward
>>700174714
huh?
Im so happy with this thread. So Nice right now! Look around everyone! No ones fighting. Everyones super chatty! Enjoy it while it lasts!
>>700174509
um it's been me,gard,akame sometimes natalie sometimes fran and sometimes eseath even! oh and rem. I've been rolling annie as a starter.
>>700174436
I only have that one plushie and a Garde/Gallade pair of mugs.
>I have like, 3 Sylveon plushies and a jacket though.
>>700174509
Uncute!
>>700174845
Oh you're in for some fun
Ooo stream, I'll totally give a watch
>>700174714
oh u kinda messd up the repli but its cool friend :)))
yeah i lik keepin self clean when i ejakulate but like i like a blood on me and stuf because it looks cool and the red is nice and has symoblism of death and kiling thigns
>>700174927
Ika confirms. You a cute.
Shitposter incoming.
Wait.. Papi=Esdeath?
Esdeath, why are you so fucked up?
What happened?
>>700174509
Same here, animal nerd friend. Same here lol. Been up to anything?
>>700174647
The only one who said it
>>700174845
Epic as fuck boss. Perks of working at a gym/warehouse. Maybe a small party you know?
>>700174436
>>700174927
I want a lucario plushie
>>700174820
Good night
I'm streaming games on Saturday for some friends of mine and I don't know what to play
Is it okay if I can claim young Kayo?
>>700174383
Might join tomorrow
>>700174449
Didn't he get shot for that shit?
>>700174820
Goodnight
I'm gonna go to sleep too.
Goodnight, sweet dreams and all that other shit. o7
>>700175318
Whaddya got?
>>700173717
I'm new Mami. Just started posting with her 2 or 3 days ago.
>>700173920
Mine is consisting of furit juice and a little bar of chocolate and berries. It's heavenly! What made your night good?
>>700173941
I like preparing my meals before work. Though money can give certain restrictions to that. Just don't indulge in fast food as a habit. When you have leftovers, what is it?
>>700174281
Great! Planned ahead, I like it! Some funny stories can be had, drinking with friends. Hope you can share on how it goes.
papi is mugi kek im shitposting
>>700175318
CS:GO
>>700175393
o7 Good hunting
>>700174544
I dont acknowledge you as senpai so you just a kohai to me
>>700174703
Havent got there yet
>>700175393
I should sleep i have work in about 5 hours
>>700173717
Glad to hear you're doing well
>>700174281
Nothing much, just glad to be back after a busy few days
>>700175427
Watching my favorite anime for the 63rd time!
>>700175318
Underrail.
>>700175472
CS:NO
>>700175431
>But that's heresy.
>>700174968
Yeah yeah that would be cool! I havent been able to stream lately though which sucks
>>700175184
I work at an arcade! I should be having sick perks like that too haha I guess at our work were not allowed to hang out with salary people its a weird rule but its a rule
This my waifu
>>700175487
>kohai
Fucking weeb, you swear I'm that
>>700175561
I dont know if I can even stream with my internet
>>700174281
Nothing. Woke up few minutes ago.
Havent decided on what to do.
>>700174402
>Shizuruaspiderboat
>>700175554
Nothing wrong with a little heresy.
>>700175554
i dont even care
>>700175541
Cyka
>>700175554
>one off
>>700175091
Squid lied! It's all a ruse!
>>700175184
If I didn't end up getting fired from my first job, I'd probably have a Garde daki by now...
>Don't you fucking judge me
>>700175427
I know, I want to start taking more home made meals to work, I just need to be able to make space in my schedule to do so.
One time I brought baked chicken, another time was some kinda pasta, and I was hoping to bring last nights ribs tonight, but they were all gone already.
>>700175637
Gross she's all naked and shit
>>700175554
Who cares about heresy these days
>>700174163
Not a whole lot my man, getting by like the usual. Picked up running again, painful but worth it. You?
>>700174449
I mean in some games, I could see it. Stuff like Dark Souls or Mass effect. There, not sure but hey if it works. That was the last decent one honestly. My bad, thought you were going to sleep heh.
![Fate stay night - Saber Render 36 [MG Renders].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1469/435/1469435452934.jpg "Fate stay night - Saber Render 36 [MG Renders]")
>>700175647
Shitpost
>>700175675
podonok
>>700175692
Oh, you're Esdeath? Hi Esdeath. Why are you so fucked up?
What happened?
>>700175812
I also claim this waifu
>>700175888
faggots who cant checkem
>>700175666
>>700175951
I'm not Esdeath.
>>700175472
I no have good PC yet
Still a console faggot at the moment, only shit I got is MGSV, Payday 2, Overwatch, Doom 4 and the two Metro games
>>700176133
That's something Esdeath would say.
Give it up, already.
>>700175951
im not even esdeath hes asleep
>>700176040
pretty big donut
>>700176156
Fag
>>700176181
shit you got me
you wanna see the squiral i killed?
>>700175642
You are in fact my kohai
>>700175655
>>700175666
Heresy is the worst crime on waifu
Literally worse than shitposters
>>700175642
You can always try my computer can do it and its not very good!
>>700175895
Oh sick! I have been lifting more, challenging random people at work to arm wrestling its pretty fun
>>700176356
Dream on fuccboi
>>700176410
Yeah it wouldnt hurt to try
>>700175393
Idk night!
>>700175427
Oh welcome to the thread!
>>700175431
Who would've thought?
>>700175487
Oh
>>700175512
I haven't seen fairy tail in a while. Anything interesting after gray learned who his dad was?
>>700175561
And arcades should be fun! You do! You play games for free! That is a really weird rule
>>700175655
Cute pic, Galky
>>700175770
Im not. But i personally wouldn't spend moeny on it
>>700175895
I played dark souls 2. Damn.. never played mass effect though. Right? I love how Edward went from care free pirate to understanding the depth of their Order. Oh when i was saying night to eureka?
Delicious flat chest
>>700175770
Why would squid lie?
Also, had a bit of fun with a shitty Clio who thought he could take me.
>He got fucking railed harad
>I still short shifted
night
>>700176198
Hi Esdeath. How are you doing?
>>700176204
Hello, brother. I see we share something in common.
>>700176341
Please.
>>700175895
Mass Effect's are good games to stream. Good narrative, combat, movie like scenes I guess. Conversation aint bad.. I want to play some ME again, now.
>>700176602
Goodnight.
>>700176602
Night tomo
>smug
>>700176602
Night
Capistrano checking in
how are you guys tonight?
>>700176602
Night.
>>700175526
Watching a favorite always makes everything right. Did you eat something nice to go with that?
>>700175770
That's good to hear.
As long as it's not like a burger or anything else that contains lots of grease. Honestly, I'm not surprised that there were gone. Ribs are fantastic! Try simple things first, nothing too fancy.
>>700176461
I've been here for a long time though, still thanks anyhow.
>>700175647
>Shizuruisnotaboatipromise
Syndra has more in common with boats than Shizuru.
Syndra floats, just like a boat.
>>700176640
>Incestuous fag
>>700176602
Night
>>700176795
I ate lasagna
>>700176800
>Shizuruisstillaspiderboat
>>700171199
ayy
dunno why I haven't killed myself yet
>>700176448
Go ahead little kohai say it
Say it
>>700176448
Do it so I can see your sick skills on overwatch!
>>700176461
Yeah I totally agree! And isnt it? I thought it was super weird when I heard that rule too
>>700176461
I ended up not for that reason, And by the time I was making money again, I had other priorities.
>>700176598
Clio?
>Because Ika just wants to cause me trouble in the form of people calling me cute!
>>700176795
So what you're saying is, I need to try to cook shepherds pie as my first meal, right?
>>700177101
Say what? That you my lil hoe? Ight
>>700177132
Oh hell no I'm crappy at overwatch lol
>>700177089
prob just gonna dump my pink guy folder and eat a bullet when I'm done
>>700177132
TF2>Overwatch
>>700177152
Wannabe Renault hot hatch. Kept trying to race me so I trashed him.
>>700176730
Pretty sleep fam. You?
>>700176795
Oh. You're welcome
>>700177132
But you can't get points from it sadly. This is the first time i ever heard of it
>>700177152
Like motorcycles?
>>700177273
I doubt there's an easier way atm
>>700176410
Lifting eh? Get those mad gains. Haha, how many matches have you won?
>>700176461
Never got the chance, would like to try. If you find one cheap, just do it. Even if 3 was a blunder to some, the game has a great narrative and draws you in. Agreed, gets down to business and gets that better life. Yep.
>>700176640
Go for it, would definitely give it a watch
>>700177365
There's nothing holding me back
>>700176888
Checked.
Must've been good!
>>700177152
If you want, nothing is stopping you. It would be great, no?
>>700177318
It's alright.
>>700177426
No one ever really loved me, did they
>>700177490
I love you. Anon.
Please continue in next thread.
>>700177490
What's going on?
>>700176461
Been pretty good. Recent manga chapters have been particularly good too.
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