Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:>>700171199
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>700177579
Hi Esdeath. Tell me about yourself.
>>700177457
Oh yeah it was delicious!
Claimed.
>>700177198
Call me what my other kohais call me
>its senpai
>>700177318
Piss off with your vampire hate
>claiming
>>700177198
What are you super good at?
>>700177318
Get point?? What points to what game?
>>700177400
Haha like 3 and its always in front of there girls too
>>700176990
I don't even know what a spider boat is...
>>700177579
ayy my pink gue dump got cut short
still gonna take a bullet
Claimed
Claimu
>>700177742
ayy lmao
>>700177762
So Shizuru a spider or a boat?
>>700177303
>Hot hatch
Lol, he deserved to lose. Real hatch back or bust.
>>700177318
And driving in general. Plus, my desktop.
>>700177457
True, true. I'll have to learn how to make it from my grandma though.
>>700177742
>>700177768
>>700177838
Things will get better.
>>700177788
ree hes a guy
>>700177762
>>700177703
Nope, you's wanted to be my bitch before
>>700177741
I'm not really super good at anything, I just have my momets ya'know? I can still try to stream if you want
the nurse from the poptart commercial claimed
>>700177902
>Someone will give me reason to live
where I am right now it would be a joke to expect good things
>>700178015
I love you anon.
Please continue.
>>700173167
Victorique is a golden fairy, a grey wolf and a beautiful genius.
>>700177917
Why can't you guys fucking read
>>700177703
No u
>>700177741
Fuck i meant tickets for tbe arcade. Im thinking main event
>>700177901
That too
>>700177400
My advice so far in game, fuck anything smaller than you. Better life yeah but short lived
>>700177457
Yay! Doing well?
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>700178015
Hi Esdeath.
No reason for you to live.
>>700177901
I think he even boosted it.
>basically a stock 400 beat it
>>700178117
I will until my folder runs dry
>>700178132
I just wanna argue with people
>>700178248
tru, tru
Smug daughteru
>>700178236
Ya fuck outa here with the vampire hate
>>700177990
No that never happened
I need to be at work in 3 hours
>>700178236
Night Smugs!
>>700178267
That's really fucking sad right there.
>>700178327
drunk off my ass, hope I can place the bullet right
>>700178401
>sometimes I still think there's a vagina down there
>>700178424
invisible
Hello. You know the drill
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>happy to be here
>>700177694
I had to be, if you were watching your favorite show.
>>700177901
Make you first time making one awesome and an experience to never forget.
>>700178236
I'm fine, have a good rest!
>>700178582
>>700177990
Aw okay yeah I got you, go for it! Would be cool to watch someone from here stream
>>700178236
Haha its cool youre tired. Have a great night!
>>700178582
Don't kill yourself
>>700178582
Any hole is a pussy if you think hard enough
>>700177741
Three out of? Nice man, give them a good impression.
>>700178236
Now if only the bosses were like that. True, enjoyed it while it lasted. Night for real now.
>>700178327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNkjDuSVXiE
>>700178485
Get yo ass ready then niga
>>700178602
Of course! have to eat something good for favorite
>>700178691
Ight hold on lemme try get it set up
>>700178424
Akarin
>>700178792
Your right im going to sleep
I'm also calling it a night as well. Stay adorable and have fun, my chickadees.
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>>700178792
Wonderful!
>>700178683
jeers
>>700178701
I have nothing to lose, I have nothing to gain
>>700178708
That reminds me of what a prisoner said once, "I'm not gay because I'm sticking it in the hole"
>>700173941
And I'm back~!
>>700173671
I mean lot's of things i guess..? That's hard to say..
>>700174281
well that's nice of you :p
>>700174449
Nothing wrong with that! and thanks love I made sure to n_n
I'm back! did i miss anything?
Doll claimed.
>>700178938
The world wouldn't be any better without you.
>>700179039
>>700179083
I'm not really contributing to society, no one would lose anything
>>700177886
Shizuru. Silly questions.
>>700178906
Night
>>700178914
Good night!
>>700178602
I will! I'll take pics of the results!
>>700178914
>Chickadees
>Suspicion levels increase
Night Mami!
>>700179013
How was the drive?
>Did you make me and Breeki proud and do some sik drifts to eurobeat?
>>700179070
It's a Doll!
>>700178938
Should have said no homo
Still would have been gay even if he did say it, and the balls touched
>>700178792
Alright, if you dont want to you dont have to bb
internet took a shit but im back
>>700179203
No one knows you more than you. You make the call big boy.
>>700179203
But we wouldn't gain anything, one less person in this big world won't do any good either.
>>700179311
It's cool lol just need to remember my password to twitch and link it, been meaning to test it out
Claimed!
>>700179228
So a boat?
>>700179417
Crossing my fingers for you friend!
>>700179203
I've always thought "the one" would save me, and we could live happily ever after and shit
>>700179304
Keep in mind he also would chop off various parts of his inmates and fuck them individually
>>700179351
oogee
>>700179357
with this high of a population it would be a good thing
Ah jam it.
>>700179300
Who is Mami? Please tell me!!!!
>>700179503
Lets do this lol
https://www.twitch dot tv/gunslinger6661
>>700179557
yee
>>700179603
didn't know this was a thing
>>700179013
Narrowing it down would be quite the challenge as well. Not much help here.
>>700179070
Best hat. What's going on?
>>700179707
>>700179707
The fact that it is disgusts me.
>>700179603
You disgust me.
>>700179557
It's never good to leave the world early.
Even if it's high a lot of people seem to be dying everyday.
>>700179300
it was relaxing and lol no i didn't sorry.
>>700179756
Ugh you're no help you know that
>>700179300
It's a cat! How's it going Makoto?
>>700179756
Nothing much best idol. Just woke up myself, you?
>>700179350
Yo.
>>700179856
I've thought about living it out, but it would just hurt more knowing that no one would be around my death bed in mourning
>>700179608
Who knows~
>>700179940
A relaxing drive, huh? I should do one of those sometime...
>>700179997
Not TOO bad. Leg still hurts, but all in all, I could be worse. How you doin~?
>>700180106
Clone yourself a great many times and be your own close group of friends and family.
>>700180106
Then befriend somebody and they will, it's not that hard, just have to look in the right place.
>>700180263
Unless you're Esdeath
>>700180249
sounds great
>>700180263
where
>>700180428
slut
>>700180456
>>700180422
He still has five i think.
>>700180456
Depends on what you're like and what you're interested in.
>>700180558
>>700179940
I strive to be, sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't.
>>700179997
Sounds nice. Just sitting around, watching Konami fall apart with Metal Gear Survive
>Zombie Metal Gear game
WHY
H
Y
>>700180521
feelin a little slutty.
>>700180225
They really help calm my head.. i love em!
>>700180725
You strive to be of no help? Gee i coulda told you that..
>>700180647
I guess I could go to an E3 or something
>>700180814
>>700180814
>>700179476
Don't just ignore my answer...
>>700180841
That would be a great idea.
>>700180915
Shizuruboat it is
Claimed.
>>700180841
>>700181021
Yeh I won't eat the bullet tonight, I'll try to get out there
also I'll dump the rest of my pink guy and go to bed
>>700179476
Also Syndra. How was this movie?
>Pic related
Knowing you're one and all. Did it accurately depict you all?
>>700181111
ayyy
>>700181111
Good to hear! also checked.
>>700181188
dubdubs
>>700181210
thanks anon
>>700181274
>>700181111
The universe is already awarding your efforts with quads.
>>700181111
Pardon me, sir, but I hope you don't mind me checking those fine repeatin' numbers you got there.
>checked
>>700181322
>>700181326
>>700181336
>>700181210
this is the last of them, goodnight all
>>700180225
That's a bit annoying for ya then I guess.
I'm doing pretty good, got a busy day ahead though, so I've gotta shoot off in a bit.
>>700180725
Oh boy Metal Gear Survive. What a mess that is. Whoever thought it up needs to be hung, drawn, and quartered for that shitfest.
>>700180824
That's a cute pic.
>>700180908
>Wanna some?
I dont think I wanna any.
>>700181111
Quads confirm.
>>700181071
Hey Hank.
>>700181438
Godspeed.
>>700181438
Goodnight then!
>>700181438
Goodnight, best of luck.
My hand is still fucked. please kill me now
>>700180824
Unfortunately, with this Bronco, that's a bit... not possible. It takes some concentration to keep from veering left and right.
>>700181568
How busy we talkin? Like, a few errands busy or "gone till I pass out at home" busy?
>>700181068
Look here, boat...
what
ok
>>700181766
Look at boat?
>>700180824
That's not the case and you know it. Heh, does it always work out however is another thing.
>>700181568
>hung, drawn, and quartered
Agreed. Grant it, this is just the trailer. Game could be GOTY but eh zombies just aren't interesting. Need to wait until more info is out. Although here's something strange, assuming you've seem the trailer. The little wormhole the guy gets sucked into, people say you can see it during GZ when Mother Base gets destroyed.
>>700181568
Pssh all of our ship pictures are cute!
>Okay maybe not ALL but a lot.
>>700181727
Then maybe get an actual car?
>>700182074
Do I? I don't know Maki you're pretty useless.
Claiming Rem.
It's been way too long
>>700182226
Woooorking on it!
You know I'm gunning for that Supra when I can! Until then, my bikes and this Bronco will have to do.
Hello
>>700182321
ayy
>>700182074
knowing Konami it's almost definitley going to be bad. i don't see GOTY in it
>>700182034
I'll cut you.
>>700182566
meme
What's going on in here?
>>700181637
What'd you do to it?
>>700181681
How's it going?
>>700181727
The latter. Been helping my uncle move stuff with my dad.
>>700182074
>Nice gif
No matter how good the game is, they shouldn't have slapped metal gear on it. Make it it's own IP, unless they're flat out using all the stealth mechanics from MGSV.
Hm I didn't know that. Maybe they're gonna try and link it to the main universe in someway because of that. Can't imagine it being done well though.
>>700182226
Seems like all the ones I've seen so far are.
Especially that one.
>>700182566
Memay
>>700182675
Cut me a boat?
>>700182932
Nothing much really.
>>700183009
Wew, now that's some tough work. A lot of heavy lifting, ya?
I will claim the universe as my waifu, I guess
>>700182932
Just friendly small talk, no real point or direction.
Where is my favorite history teacher
>>700182446
You better not go and get yourself hurt again..
>>700183009
I agree actually though i sure there's some out there that's weird or gross or just bad..
>>700183009
i crashed a bike into an old lady's fence.
>>700182932
shitposting and ERP-ing. as always
>>700183301
>you will never be able to snuggle the entire universe while you softly kiss its lips
>>700182226
You should. There's been instances where the exact opposite has been said. Heh, pretty recent as well.
>>700182548
Truthfully neither do I, but it's been like 2 days since the release. This is their last chance.
>>700183009
Thanks fam. That's another point some people brought up, providing the assets of MG and some Mother Base solders doesn't add up. Not too sure but we'll see. Nope, not at all, just need some more info.
My only wish is 4chan didn't have such a small filesize limit. I can't even share the best photos
>15800x14700 62MB
I guess it seems ok in here, though.
>>700183026
I'll cut off your boat.
>>700183462
Said by who? Not me. You're far too useless to get compliments from someone as great as me.
>>700183403
Hey, this crash was not entirely my fault!
>>700183591
>Fucking wew
>>700183542
Then i'll boat you.
Felix anon here
I'm gonna turn in for the night
Goodnight all
Ah good, stream quality is decent
>>700183591
Kek look this is the guy pretending to be a girl lol
>>700181681
hank you magnificent bastard
>>700183805
Boat isn't a verb.
>>700183462
At least it's set in a different universe. So at least the main story is un-molested. at least now that is
>>700183849
it's always crap for me. are you talking about Shino's room?
>>700183503
>I guess it seems ok in here, though
It's alright.
>>700183906
But Shizuru is a boat
>>700183897
Hello, still out of town?
>>700183936
No I tested out my Ps4 streaming just now
>>700183792
The inclusion of the word "entirely" kinda makes that point invalid. and don't you wew me.
>>700183850
Shoot they caught me red handed. Hey Maki >>700183462 looks like they figured it out. I'm a guy. wait.. no i'm not! wew crisis averted.
>>700183146
Not too much today I don't think. Should be finished by today.
>>700183301
An everywhere kinda love.
>>700183319
Chen's hair is cute up like that.
>>700183376
Good good.
>>700183403
>Filename
Thanks for the encouragement.
There's bound to be some odd stuff out there, just gotta avoid it. Ignorance is bliss and all that.
>>700183440
Well fuck. Did you break the fence?
>>700183462
No problem. I just hope they don't do something retarded like make the zombies kill Miller or something. Exactly, can't really say much til more info comes out, but I still have a real bad feeling about it.
>>700183591
Case and point.
>>700183832
Night.
>>700184350
Thanks.
>>700184150
yup, living the dream
Just thought I'd check this out. Time for me to sleep.
Goodnight and avoid letting the existentialism sink in.
>>700184292
I might have been going a tiny bit fast, but that bump is 98% at fault here!
>Top wews
>>700184350
Well, that's not too bad then!
I love how you always manage to have a wall of replies within 3 of your posts.
>>700184260
oh. That's for playing ps3 games isn't it?
>>700184350
it was a pushbike, so no. my hand was just wedged between two bars and the handlebars.
>>700184487
g'night
>>700184640
Whatever you can play on ps4 can be streamed
>>700184110
Shizuru isn't a boat.
>>700183591
>Some as great as me
Can't expect much from a person with a flaunting ego, one that is built upon their vanity as well.
>>700183936
Forgot they mentioned that, some saving grace to this project.
>>700184292
This catfish taste pretty good.
>>700184350
Kek, if they did anything of the sort they would face major backlash. Yeah it's not looking to good, but oh well it's still a WIP. Not getting it though.
>>700184701
okay fair enough. i don't have a ps4 so i'd have no idea.
>>700184920
i still believe it should be its own IP though. MGS and zombies just doesn't feel right. at least for me.
>>700184758
Shizuru loli boat
>>700184350
Haha anytime! and yeah especially in this case...
>>700184616
Maybe watch the road and slow down?
>You best put those wews away
>>700184920
Excuse you? I mean is it really bad flaunting my ego if it's deserved by my greatness?
>What's it taste like? Like LIES?
>>700184390
No problem. You get up to much today?
>>700184487
Night night, I'll try not to.
>>700184616
Exactly, plus long car rides mean more reading/music.
I dunno man, it happens.
>>700184640
Oh I see. Still sounds real painful though. Think it's anything serious or just something that'll pass.
>>700184920
Turns out Cipher was Umbrella Corporation all along. I don't think they care about backlash at this point, they're already hated by most. All we can do is wait I guess, you're right.
>>700185110
You know I love me some approns.
>>700185301
Just work.
>>700185494
fuck off mugi
>>700185566
got me good
>>700185422
Ah okay. What do you work as?
>>700185494
Pair this with a funky daki and you got yourself a special night
https://youtu.be/-F8NHiofAPs
>Doll
>>700185644
A waiter.
>>700185644
holy shit i forgot he sounded like that
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