Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>700078874 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>700078874
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
And I claim the first post in the name of the Fatman too.
>>700094451
Noticed.
Penny claim
Akiko claimed
>>700092255
>Ruri
Don't worry about it.
You can message me anytime if you want to join us
still here
>>700093708
Sounds like a plan. Anything else planned besides wasting time on here?
>>700094182
I knew some warhammer 40k game had a angry marine mod. I just knew it.
>>700094451
admin sauce plz
>>700091590(chara)
you want to Wright a story about esdeath anon, why?
>>700090587
>>700094575
penny you aren't a murder, that esdeath Is the psychopath here not you. You did what you had too.
>claimed
Claiming
>>700094720
Sorry for late reply, making pizza rolls.
>>700091590
Yeah, they mostly catch bail runners though
>>700093181
Privyet Felix (I think, I don't know if that's you or I'm just dumb)
>>700093265
Oh shit nigga, Angry Marine guy is here.
>>700091476
Probably something stating her approval of the war, due to her being a rifle and "muh Jews" meme.
Saber claim
>>700094780
Noticed
>>700094451
Kyou
>>700094576
Peaches
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>700094451
You left me in a bad spot
>>700094889
Showing up more?
Ayy feggits
>>700094780
hello alice. what are you up to
>>700094892
>>700094742
Its mostly just Dawn Of War creating your own Color Pallet, and importing the right logos
>And adding in the War expansion mod
>But thats only if you want 40 angry marines all with flamethrowers
>>700094756
Exactly, I done did a self defense!
>Nobody can convince me that it wasn't justified. ^^
>>700095075
That single cute fang, everytime
Reporting for duty!
>Damn internet issues.
>>700095301
I know you can't resist it
>>700094756
It was more of a sudden motivational idea I got.
Become the person who gets stalked. Feel the same fear and terror they feel, feel powerless, feel scared.
Sadly I think I fucked up the pacing somewhere in the middle and now I don't want to continue it.
>>700095115
who wouldn't want some radical angry marines with flamethrowers?
>>700095011
Hello
>>700095442
Can't resist my lollipop~
I want to establish intimate physical contact with the Togame
>>700094969
Yo what up?
>>700095493
Exactly, I mean, not burning heretics? That's practically heresy itself.
Claimed.
God damn it Ubishart.
>Crash in the middle of the game after a dumbass fuze Cluster Charges the hostage.
>The hostage was literally 3 inches from Fuze's charge.
I keked.
>>700095493
fear and terror what fear and terror. What about the fear I feel that my love will never love me. im sick of people whining for this supposed victim she had my attention my love if that scares you than drop off this earth
>>700095829
What the fuck.
>>700095593
>my greatest weakness
>>700095677
Nice dubs, screencapped.
>>700095730
Just making pizza rolls, got off work a little bit ago.
>>700095829
>The fucking thunbnail
>>700095875
Its okay, you're not as much of a psychopath as you could be!
>>700095337
>liking infinite stratos
kys now you scum of the earth
>>700095015
Eh... from time to time.
>>700095945
I just noticed it.
>Now 4chin is fucking with me.
claimed
>>700095557
Doing well?
>>700096066
FUCKING CHECKED!
>>700095015
Oh, sorry.
>>700095011
Knight.
>>700094515
Shiro.
>>700095945
Wew! Pizza rollz. I got off work recently too.
I'm making some poptarts. Poptarts of AntiHeresy.
>>700096144
checking my self
>>700096166
Pocky
>
>>700096144
>>700095906
I have the legendary akame under the palm of my hands
>>700095730
We seem to think alike.
Also, is that a cigar in that angry marines mouth filter?
>>700095875
It's hard explaining it to you since our thought process are completely different from one another.
People don't feel safe when their personal space is invaded. That being their house and/or room.
>>700096467
Absolutely, celebration cigar because he just purged a lot of heretics!~
>>700095875
Remember: Don't break into people's homes or you might get buckshot!~
>Tfw I will never fire a bolter.
>>700096166
That's my waifu. How are you today?
>>700096346
you just assumed direct control over akame for the duration of one lollipop consumption
>what do
>>700095875
hey Es
>>700096896
Who knows, that's the fun~
>>700096467
doesn't make any sense bunch of pussies if you ask me they need to get over themselves
>>700095979
im not a psychopath im a sociopath possible
>>700096259
Noice, what kind?
>>700096724
They are technically possible to make though.You could also buy a Gyrojet which is the closest you could feasibly get.
Also, do bolters have some kind of shotgun equivalent?
>>700096896
hello akame what you doin
>>700097093
sure never talk to me just your team mates huh
>>700096724
kek, I'd do that too
>simmering with Rage
He's not the only one
>>700097104
Vot der'mo , yego moy drug s uma!
How is the craziest man on 4chan today?
>>700097220
Now why would I want to talk to a psychopath?
>>700097093
>>700096896
>>700097220
Hey ladies, how can I fuck up your day today?
>>700097176
Astartes Assault Shotgun is the closest thing, used by scouts mostly.
>Gyrojet
A Gyrojet Pistol. It is to the Bolter what a small flintlock pistol is to a M2 Browning.
But yeah, I kinda want one.
>After I get all the costs from my wife's pregnancy taken care of maybe I'll get one.
>>700097436
Angry Cooking, for not maintaining your balanced diet is heresy!
>>700097637
>Its your fault.
>You did this
>You killed them.
>You're a monster.
To anyone that remembers what I was talking about last night and shit
She also gave me a necklace on valentine's day and i just buried it in the forest down the road. No one ever goes into it, no one ever digs anything there. No one will ever find it, so it will never ever see the light of day again
>>700097637
Hey buddy I think you're in the wrong door, the flatchest club is 3 blocks down
>>700097802
You coulda just made thermite and burned it.
>>700097093
Oh I see how it is~
>lollipops can be chained for a continuous effect
>>700097220
Just found a game on steam it's pretty cool. It's been so long since I had fun with a video game
>>700097637
I don't think you can make it worse buddy
>>700097771
I live
>>700097477
Holy fuck this is now a dubs thread
>>700097802
I know it's something about your ex gf, but I think I went to bed before you told the actual story. Something about you being happy that the new relationship of your ex is already starting terrible?
>>700097686
And don't forget angry cleaning. After all the dust on the table are heretics and thus the table is infected with heresy and needs to be taken care of.
>>700097477
my waifu or me? also if me im not a psychopath
>>700097441
>craziest man on 4chan I dont know about that
im good how are you doing gun man
>>700097637
I hate you
>>700097802
you killed someone aswell wtf I im going to fucking die
>>700098037
thats good i wish I had a game like that
>>700098188
HOLY FUCK!
>>700095780
Gtfo bitch boi!
>>700000000
>>700098188
I didn't kill anybody you twat
>>700098184
Long story short, she lied a lot throughout the relationship, etc
>>700098037
Oh no no noo! I see what you're trying to do!
Trying to trick me into giving you all my lollipops, I aint foolin me!
>>700098056
That dubs is overcooked
>>700098188
You're worse than your own waifu
>>700098489
aka cheating bitch? Got it. Glad you moved on then.
Top tier cute claimed
>>700098184
>DUST? YOU MEAN HERESY FLAKES!
>>700097176
Oh oops, I forgot to tell you the flavour, its Cookies and Cream.
>Tfw the gyrojet doesn't even go pew very well.
AAAAAAAAAA
>I'm gonna try to invent a Bolter.
>>700098734
Yeah basically
Pretty sure she was doing something with the other guy during our relationship too, but whatever fuck her
>>700098777
Trips. Checked.
>>700098426
I dindu nuffin
>>700098777
CHECKED SO HARD
>>700098734
>moved on
>still talks and thinks about her
>>700098188
I don't know if you're into car games at all but it's called Absolute Drift. I find it fun and relaxing
>>700098534
Come one it's obviously a win-win for both of us!
>>700099055
this thread is blessed by kek
Don't feed this to your dakimakura after midnight.
Tie a yellow ribbon...
>>700099212
Fuck you 4chan that's not my image.
>>700097686
There is a rifle version as well, though I don't know if any even exist anymore.It's also more like a single shot .22 compared to a 20mm HMG.
>>700098188
I just made pizza rolls so I'm doing good.
>>700098823
>Cookies and cream
2nd best flavor
>TFW all my store carries is strawberry, blueberry and cinnamon
>>700099259
Then do a flip.
>>700099355
Praise kek
>>700099259
Into a noose
>>700098534
im not that bad prove it
>>700098489
>>700098865
BE HAPPY...YOU....HAD....A...FUCKING.....RELATIONSHIP!!
>sick of people bitching if you have had a gf you have NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IN LIFE!
>>700099072
that's good and no car games dont get me
>>700099055
ugh, fine. He's in the process of moving on then.
>>700098865
Oh yeah, I meant to ask you.
Why did you choose Felix as your uh... waifu. Let's say waifu.
>>700098823
>Heresy flakes
my sides are hurting
What would a Bolter even be? Like a big Machine Pistol with bigger bullets?
>>700095985
>Stop liking what I don't like REEEEE!!!
Fuck off.
>>700099355
But why?
>>700099596
Hi.
>>700099624
Why not?
>>700099432
Oh...
Now Im mildly agitated...
>>700099700
Hmm, you make a fair point
>>700099700
OH BABY A TRIPLE!
>>700099855
MOM GET THE CAMERA!
>>700099850
Better stream it though.
>>700099072
Uh uh uh you mean ONE of us
>>700099447
Your screencap says it all
I hereby claim all your waifus, you can all to back to being lonely betas, and wait for the next claim thread to come along.
/thread
pls no more posts
>>700100088
my god
>>700099330
RIP Store.
Mine carries S'mores flavor too!
>If I wanna build my Bolter I might have to live in Idaho and get a license to gunsmith.
Oregon has some weird laws regarding explosives, large caliber weapons, and other stuff.
>Idaho is MUCH easier to acquire stuff for terrorism.
>>700099474
A bolter is basically a .75 caliber machine gun that fires rockets basically.
>Explode on impact, fucking up fleshy targets.
Its horrifying.
>>700100104
No trips, fuck off nigger.
>>700099447
What if your girlfriend ruined your life by becoming your wife?
The Kyouko is a lazy bastard
And I'm gone
>>700100209
Sounds like you'd need something else besides the gun to carry around or an alternate energy force which shots the rockets out with more power than gunpowder and faster... I think
But I'm not some k fag
>>700099447
>What if your girlfriend was an absolute psycho and you had to put her down with a shotgun like a dog?
What if your gf was a disgusting whore who cheated on you?
>What if your girlfriend was a niggerfaggot?
Having a girlfriend isn't all hunky dory, its not all perfect!
This snake makes me solid
>>700099474
Idk because he's cute
I'm bi too so yeah
>inb4 attention whore, other slurs, etc
>>700099447
Just the fact of having a relationship doesn't make it a happy one, or a fulfilling one, or a loving one. Shit takes time and work. It doesn't just happen overnight.
Also, pic is muh waifu. ;D
>>700100858
https://soundcloud.com/bacd/curves
>>700100088
oh losing some clothes now are we?
>>700099447
What games do you like beside competitive games? Also I kinda have to agree with you with all this relationship talk going on
>>700094314
https://soundcloud.com/bacd/curves
>>700100088
thats what you think no where in my story do I say anything psychopathic it not
>>700100329
ruined your life what you ungrateful mongrel
>>700100535
no you are all just blinded by some sort of complex what you talk about is crazy If she loved me that much i would not have shot her he only told that story to show how cool he was for being so liked
>>700099447
Virgin detected
Having a girlfriend aint all its cracked up to be son
>>700100903
not from me. I'm bi too.
That's also one reason why I choose Chara
>>700101199
So many gets ITT3
>>700100980
Superb claim, Anon.
>>700101355
SHIT
>>700100507
Basically its kinetic energy that they rely on. Unfortunately a bolt gun can be pretty fucky though, according to history you need to give it a lot of maintenance (like an M16) they're very testy.
Plus they're VERY heavy and very cumbersome to carry around, thats why a lot of Imperial Guards don't fuck with em.
>A lot of marines can do maintenance on their bolter blindfolded though.
>>700101175
>Stabbed someone, attempted to stab him.
>She was obsessed with him
Theres no reasoning with you so I won't bother, but you're outside the norm of the world.
>>700101162
Y-You're not fooling me into giving away all my lollipops!
>>700101175
No, however the fact you're unaware how BAD what you did is, gives off a heavy psycho vibes
>>700101547
Esdeath is a nutcase.
You come across as the kind of person that's going to kill themself when they get cheated on for the first time.
>>700101624
he also tortures animals
>>700101370
Thanks anon. =D
>>700100980
>>700101199
you are both insane
>virgin
oh yes you are so much better than mr you filthy mongol
>>700101162
agree with me omg have the stars aligned is someone agreeing with me i love you akmae and i like fps and rpg the most myself
>>700101540
>>700101547
>>700101624
im not you are all just in this hive mind of insanity just i dont understand you
Shego claim
>>700101674
fuck. this was meant for this fuckboi. my bad.>>700101780
>>700101540
Obviously, I mean to become a space marine you have to be the best from the best from the best.
>Not even joking
And even then not all survive the changes they have to go through to become a space marine
I know a bit of the lore at least
>>700101780
ANIMAL TORTURER! seriously, strongest sign of a serial killer
>>700101775
Bug eyes
>>700101780
>This problem is that he doesn't quite understand that he's quite insane.
>He thinks HE is normal but he is not.
>He's an utterly insane motherfucker.
>>700101941
you're not even really human by the time you finish with it all.
claimed.
>>700101162
don't agree with that absolute monster
>>700101306
Cool
To be honest, I've only been in one gay relationship, but the guy cheated on me as well. There was this one guy before, but he was forcing his views and religion and shit down my throat
>>700102009
I would love to have those big bug eyes staring up at me as she wraps her tongue round my dick. Just sayin.
>>700101922
no one will ever cheat on me my gf will be my mommy and no one elses
>>700102004
I butcher not torture two mice and im evil what is hunting?
>>700102054
im not normal but most of what i say is more than true
>>700101941
Yea you get mutated basically.
Anyway I'm out! gonna play some Xbone.
>>700101175
Esdeath, go cool down a little bit. You're thinking some odd, false things and it'd be better if you weren't.
>>700101624
>Giant fetish
Check
>Torture fetish
Check
>Stalked a girl to knowing personal stuff
Check
>Stole said girls panties
Hmm.. I'll give him that.. but still.. you just dont do that
>>700101780
This is the first red flag to a psycho
Just listen to yourself
>>700102326
Seek help.
>>700101547
aaargh I ran out of arguments. I'll brb in a few I gotta take care of something~
>>700101780
I'll see you later my man watch your back
>>700102184
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>700102326
For fucks sake esdeath
>>700102280
Bug eyes is now my nickname for you, any objections?
So what's going on here?
>>700102124
I suppose that's right.
>>700102185
Eh, not so fun either way. But most people I know who tell other people they're bi are just telling them that they're bi in order to look better (more open minded) for the girls.
So having one gay relationship is more bi than most "bisexual" people already are.
>>700102333
have fun you fucking faggot
>>700102569
Take care!
I passed the test I was doing fuck yeah
>Yuiko Claimed
>>700102661
It's fitting
>>700102326
I too think you should seek help from a trained medical professional.
>>700102710
Oh hey bae, who goes it?
>>700102326
What the fuck?
Didn't you also stalk a girl and take her panties?
>>700102761
Hey yuuko
I'm scared
>>700102661
I'm fine with that.
>>700095011
Hi Saber, how are you?
>>700095044
Hey Tomoko! Sorry, wound up playing CS:GO and completely side tracked
>>700102337
ok Im going to lie down these people are frustrating
>>700102341
I dont have a torture fetish I just like when my gf hurts me
>>700102510
I like your waifu so ill ignore what you said
>>700102569
by man love you
>>700102795
I give up for now
>>700102761
Bug brains.
>>700102939
Going fine, am getting ready for bed though
>1am in 20 minutes
>>700102939
I'm more angry than afraid.
But then again that's my defense against everything.
>hold me
>>700103021
its alright alice. did you win?
>>700103030
You really should listen, it's for your own good.
calimed
