Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>700103178
I did, which is a miracle on it's own
>>700103219
Hello Rem-chan ~
>claimed
>>700103086
You really should
>>700103115
I think I need to be held
>>700103206
Hey Galko!
>>700103219
Hey rem
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Claimed.
>>700103396
Did you ask them at least?
One cocking discord damn it
Saber claim
>First time nidalee edition
>>700103021
Pretty good and you?
>>700103396
I don't want that apple, you already bitten it
Sup mah niggas?
gardey claimed
soviet stronk tiem xaxaxa))))
>>700103650
Not too bad, feeling a little bit sick but it will probably pass shortly. Up to anything interesting?
>>700103728
Heya garde
>>700103726
wuz gud nigga?
Well, good night everyone. I'm going to bed and sleep
>>700103318
https://soundcloud.com/bacd/rising
>>700103726
Boredom and tiredness.
>very very tired
>>700103814
Just playing league here
>>700103726
The ceiling
>>700103838
Night Chara
>>700103650
Hey saber
>>700103726
Best Brazilian
>>700103728
TAKE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION INTO THE HANDS OF THE WORKERS!
>>700103907
You ok shiro?
>>700103838
Goodnight beautiful
>>700103830
wahtz gucci comrade?
>>700103868
Слава к объединению социальных советских республик!
QOTT: wich is worse, esdeath or the guy who killed someone last night?
>protip its esdeath
>>700104079
https://soundcloud.com/bacd/rising
>>700104090
Who killed somebody?
>Talking about Penny?
>>700104079
Playing a little destiny, no delicious loot yet (well I have gotten some but they're not delicious)
You??
>>700104090
Assuming Penny act out of self defence... Esdeath is worse, hes a fucking potential psycho
>>700104012
Hey Fran how're you doing?
>Got mid
>Can't nidalee
Guess it's based barrel man
>>700104140
We've you been?
>>700103707
That's exactly why I want it so bad.
>>700104193
yes that guy
>>700104012
Soviet manpower knows no retreat, knows no fear, no surrender. With general winter on our side, nothing will stop us! NEXT STOP BERLIN!
>>700104286
I'm playing some axis and allies, the red army is coming >:D
>>700104012
I'm fine. You?
>>700103434
Hi, I don't believe we've spoken before. How are you?
Hey guys Penny's back!
>I was teaching K how to work the dishwasher, she wants to help out around the house.
>Also I was showing her how to play Xenosaga.
>>700104418
>>700104286
Penny acted in Self Defense, he isn't that bad.
>He isn't a fucking nut like Esdeath.
>>700104009
>That's a very cute picture of you
Just started the only worthwhile thing in CS:GO, surfing
still here
and
>>700103427
well good. what next
>>700103728
hello
>>700104016
https://soundcloud.com/bacd/rising
>>700104090
I'm going to say it's a tie between esdeath and konata
>>700104140
How are the babies?
>>700104308
I'm good, played some league with shino, garde, and rem
They are kinda scrubby though
>>700104446
Huzzah!
>>700104553
You said you were sad!
>>700103396
>>700103627
YOU LITTLE WANK STAIN
>>700104749
Stop being an autist and get on TG then.
>>700104336
I've been around.
>>700104712
Alright.
>>700104656
Hi Tomoko! My mlg career went down the drain after hot pockets stopped sponsoring me... ;-;
How are you?
>>700104712
для Сталине!
amirite?
You are all faggots, and using the word Waifu unironically makes this even more so
I claim this waifu and this thread for the glory of lolis everywhere
>>700104363
Good take it, I dont even like apples
Or fruits for that matter
>>700104446
URAA comrade!
>>700104637
That is what I was hoping for
eh thread. If you listen to this song and replace the guy in it with esdeath anon. Your sides will go into orbit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhY7iieRW2M&index=2&list=PL4jRFgd9UpS3DefIjXx0vz8ETmimnehJI
>>700104712
I'm always sad, that's my standard of fine. I believe the term is 'sad sack'. Again, how are you?
>>700105042
Yeah, pic related, he was in his home at the time, the nut had already assaulted one of his friends and was coming for him.
>>700105118
Kek!
>>700104803
Which one? There are like fifty of em
>>700104957
i just had some hot pockets
>>700105042
I'm in a weird spot here, I love some fruits, apples included, but for some reason I rarely bother to eat them.
Sweet, healthy and tasty, what else could one ask for?
Do you not like any fruit at all?
>>700105118
you know esdeath could still be lurking thread right?
>>700105412
Whats he gonna do? Stab me? Wait fuck.
>>700104336
Bug brains-------------------- ε>
>>700105042
For Stalin! I became a commie after my MLG career failed. How's FaZe? :^)
>>700105348
ooooo sounds tasty
what kind of hot pockets?
>>700104870
Yay!
How is the new boa doing?
>>700104957
I think you are the least scrubby of the bunch
>>700105168
I'm doing fine
>>700105558
Good, good. Any night plans?
>>700105213
Well I'm not one to talk anyways.. afterall I carry a knife everywhere and have it gripped tight if I see a nigger
>>700105356
In all honestly I never actually had fruits, just the aritifical flavoring so one time working holiday for walmart, my boss offers a chcolate covered cherry.. didnt want to be rude so I took one, very first time I had a cherry and its mixed with dark chocolate.. not a good first time for a cherry
>>700105556
Fuck em, I quit, they're all tryhards
Can ye feel it?
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>700105118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaLjwSpZ6Cs
Esdeath is the builder, narrator is /waifu/.
claimed
>>700105690
Sometimes I do, but not today.
>>700105690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI
>>700105663
Probably get some Chinese food.
Since I had to quit there I've been craving some sesame chicken something fierce
>>700105798
Hey Rory
<3
>>700105558
Oh hey its Fran! How goes it?
>>700105556
regular flavor
>>700103830
Everything, mah nigga.
>>700103907
Go sleep so.
>>700104009
Now I get this one
>>700104012
I may be
>>700105798
>>700105356
>wew
>>700105535
Sorry for the late reply, i keep getting distracted from the glow of my screen.
>>700105558
Спасибо commissar! Let's conquer Finland and the Baltic states together!
>>700105667
Resigned? Good job comrade! Have you joined the ranks of communism as well?
>>700106012
Just cheese?
>>700106069
>i keep getting distracted from the glow of my screen.
Wait, what?
>>700104090
>AFTER MASTURBATING TO THE SCENT OF HER HAND
>THE SCENT OF HER FUCKING HAND
this guy is going to kill someone
>>700105798
Killed any snakes lately?
>>700106031
Ah shit das wassup
How are ya?
>>700106173
How do i join comrade?
Best waifu claimed.
I'm back, I was reading Prequel.
>>700105690
I almost felt it.
No worries trips guy, I'll believe in you till the end.
>>700106002
I'm chill
>>700106031
Pretty sure you are
>>700105992
I like moths
>>700106173
And create a glorious Communist state!
>>700106217
Yeah he's a serial killer in the making.
here
>>700105921
Sesame chicken is quite nice, a personal favorite.
>>700106031
I could do that. Or I could not, it's only 6 PM for me after all. Not like I actual care about what time I go to sleep.
Calamity-masu'd
>>700106357
Nice ^^
I was playing siege, but ubishit's servers are like potatoes.
Now I'm gonna play Brawlhalla.
>>700105667
>dark chocolate covered cherry
Your boss has some premium taste, cherries are my favourite fruit and chocolate works great with them. I usually just put a bunch of them in a bowl and cover with nutella,
>>700106058
lad
>>700105558
Fine, I need to fix the humidity in her enclosure, though.
>>700106263
Drench your skin in red paint, grab a sickle and hammer, squat in from of stronk soviet KV-2 tank, light campfire an chug whole bottle of vodka, sing the soviet national anthem, then pray to stalin for 2 hours straight. Then the Stalin will come down from the heavens and baptize you in the heaven of communism!
>>700106328
What happens if you stick your dick in a gun?
>>700106438
I also quite like it. Cashew pork is probably my favorite though
>>700106563
Enjoy you GLORIUS BASTARD
>>700106540
Hey scrub
>>700106622
Oh no!
>>700106210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMTHrvskSW8
>>700106355
YOU
>>700106173
pepperoni
arbeit macht frei!
>>700106740
She'll be fine, it's just a little too dry in there.
>>700106622
you know esdeath prob faps to your waifu, casue shes giant right?
>>700106564
I do not favor dark chocolate, I probably should eat some fruits but I just have that gag reflect like "ew nasty" which I shouldnt have at my age
Have this mentality for when I become a cook, eat it/taste it reguardless if I like it, memorize that taste and I'll know when it's good for others
>>700106670
Whoo boy Ima need to write this down
>>700106263
I'm feelings happy, actually. It's pretty contrasting with me in the other days.
>>700106357
Do ya know that many Brazilians?
>>700106438
Do like a Gramps. Got sleep at 6
>>700106849
red army sets jew free. But they gonna get a little raped first :^^^)
>>700106986
It's all worth it! Afterwards you can be as cheeki breeki as you want, squat all day, and shoot AK-47!
>>700106740
Hey Fran, how have you been?
>>700106849
What's the point of the 99?
>>700107004
Good! Happiness is always a good thing
>>700107155
But can I play csgo??
>>700107177
arbeit macht frei!
>>700107004
I have trouble sleeping these days, but I will take you up on that offer. After I get some food.
>>700106740
Will do.
>Its apparent how long its been since I played this game.
>>700106790
Me?
>>700106740
Depends on the gun.
>Why do you ask?
>>700107155
>they gonna get a little raped first
Fuck.
>>700107195
I'd rather eat whatever is in nano's arm
>>700107417
YES
>>700107360
Im eating nonstop for 1 hour. 2 giant burgers and I'm on my third pack of fries
luli <3
>>700107273
If you represent soviet re-union at esport world championship, yes.
>>700107463
rapey rapey rapey time! Russian proverb: Свобода приходит с ценой (Freedom comes with a price)
>>700106355
Your dubs and encouragement are a true comfort
Thank ye kindly
>>700107584
YUUUUUUKKKKKIIIIIII!!!!!!!
>>700107671
Oh goodie!
>>700107561
That doesn't seem advisable.
>>700107763
YUUUUUUNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
>>700107671
You wouldnt rape a fellow comrade, would you tovarish?
is so cuteeeeeeeee
>>700107483
I was just dropping by to see some of Esdeath's shenanigans, off to play some vidya for now. I'll be back in a bit.
>>700107859
WUZ GUD NIGGA?!?
>>700107833
I'm hungry, tho.
>>700108010
Better go for a run afterwards.
>>700107995
I'll be gone by then. Might as well leave now actually.
Have fun
>>700108001
I just got back from work, heating up a pot pie for dinner. You?
>>700107763
xaxaxa)))! You even get free vodka and squat seats!
>>700107894
НЕТ! I'd never consider raping a fellow comrade!
only wank to them :^^^^^^^)
>>700108116
Ain't gonna happen
>>700108204
Destiny, might make some lasagna later
>>700106564
>tfw Homura is a cutie
RESIST CULTURAL MARXISM!
DEFEND NATION AND RACE!
>>700108301
Why not?
>It's a bot lane and jungle feed episode
>They surrender as I hit a power spike where I can 1v1 fed Lucian
Never lucky
>>700108416
It's 8:30p.m. I don't wanna be robbed
WE WILL NOT CAPITULATE!
>>700108340
Why would anyone want to be a nazi? You педики always make me laugh!
WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF OUR PEOPLE AND A FUTURE FOR WHITE CHILDREN!
>>700108306
Solid choice, I love me some pasta
>>700108577
I hate those episodes. Who were you playing as?
<nycor> here claiming kuro
>>700109015
hello again
>>700108597
You won't capitulate, you'll just pop a cap in your forehead :^^^)
>>700108904
Lots of lebensraum for your children in sealand
>>700108585
Bring a gun
>Though depending on your state (or country) this could get you in trouble
>>700108597
Haha, yeah sieg heil am I right guys?
>>700108585
Just outrun the robbers.
>>700109249
Picture.
>>700109107
<nycor> hey tomoko
>>700109215
Papers please?
my waifu <3
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/meme?s=t
>>700108256
Ooo free vodka, I like it!
>>700108915
The best kind
>>700109354
how goes it?
>>700109356
I'm afraid I threw them in the oven with some Jewish peop- I mean rats yesterday.
:^)
>>700109356
Don't bother, he's just a jew.
>>700109814
Whoa now, spaghetti isn't bad, but you can do more with lasagna.
>>700109848
<nycor> ehh nothing, was thinking of leaving 4chan for a couple days
>>700110000
>Checked n confirmed
>>700110000
<nycor> heh...kek
>>700110000
Checked. Woag
>>700108915
Based pirate of critical barrels
>>700110000
>>700110121
<nycor> u guys were talking about this same subject last night.....just how did u manage this again
>>700110587
Because we're cool like that. And pasta is elder god tier dinner
>>700110720
<nycor> cant argue with that yuuki
>>700110586
I feel myself oddly drawn to this picture
>>700109215
If I bring a gun they bring a bigger one
>>700109249
They have bullets. I could fight them but it is really risky so no
Woot! Have my Chinese food ordered
>>700106867
Ok, you are the expert here
>>700107004
No, but I'm sure you are in the top teir
>>700110587
Cause we're awesome and sexy, we can do and say what we want
>>700103318
Your waifu is a moomin. How old are you grampa?
>>700111212
What did you order?
>>700111126
Just outun the bullets or Dodge them.
>>700111212
Well, thats actually.......
I dot know how to put it into words.
>>700111385
What kind of person you take me for?
>>700111217
<nycor> if u think I'm going to argue with a yandere ur highly mistaken, I accept this reasoning since it is true
>>700110101
why is that?
>>700108338
You got that right.
>>700106986
I understand, I'm also petty with some foods. But you should try to fight it, try random fruits and see what you like. There's plenty of variety from texture to taste.
But what's available depends heavily on the season of the year and where you live.
