OP from the last thread get in here and do the oil
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
OP from the last thread get in here and do the oil
oil oil oil oil oil oil oil
>>699849845
bump
bumping
the excitement is fucking real.
Gonna snapchat it again op?
fruity pebbles reporting in
Bump
I'm not OP, but his snapchat is brofessor45 if you want to follow the madness
don't forget we need our guy doing the google docs too
>>699849990
brofessor45
>>699849845
What's going on this time?
OP here made a thread didn't see this just search catalog for oil
Can someone snapchat message OP the link to this thread?
When it turns out op isn't actually a faggot
>>699850213
Never mind keep it here
Bumping this shit
How we doing the oil?
At intersection
In road then drive across
In front of tires for max burnout
Other iddas
Let's see it
>>699850549
Do it at the intersection op and sc it
link to the videos and pictures of OP snack time
http://bit DOT do/OP NOT A FAG
DOT = . (one anon didn't get the concept)
remove spaces
Missed it in last thread what is op doing with oil?
Get funnel and pour oil in your ass
>>699850549
I think the original verbiage had you dumping it out the window while driving
>>699850626
you missed alot
>>699850626
he will dump it out a window going 50mph and scream "im gonna get there first fuckers"
>>699850549
Intersection would be optimal
>>699850647
this is correct
>>699850686
Yup that's it
>>699850670
Nah I saw the whole thread I just missed what to do with oil
>>699850686
windshield shark approves this mesasge
>>699850549
>speed passed a cop
>dumb the oil
>yell "not today motherfucker"
OP here how about 95 instead of 50
>>699850777
Kek wills it
>>699850777
trips demands OP
Got the story uploaded
https://youtu dot be slash vy27GI9YzNw
>>699850829
refer to
>>699850777
>>699850829
I like your style
>>699850863
Thanks Tyler
>>699850829
Do it.just make sure theres people to see it
>>699850863
not yet there's more to come
>>699850777
>>699850829
trips demands it be infront of a cop
>>699850830
>>699850777
>>699850840
I can do 50 past police station best I got
Or 95 and no cop
Actually how about both
>>699850997
chevy power
>>699850997
OP IS A FUCKING MAD MAN CONFIRMED
>>699850997
Please deliver
>>699850863
Are we not supposed to link to youtube and such, because I've seen it as recently as yesterday...
>>699850997
i like your style OP do both
>buy two big jugs of oil one for the PS and one for the intersection
>>699851099
link to youtube since only us /b/ros will understand it and great archive place
>>699850916
Np
>>699850936
Just so far until the rest is done
>>699850997
honk your horn by the PS too
>>699850997
Whatse in the journal op?
On Route to police
>>699851410
got the oil?
>>699851410
BUMP
>>699851410
Godspeed you beautiful man
>>699851410
you are an inspiration to faggots everywhere.
>>699851178
Right, but my point was that they didn't actually use a link. They broke it up into a few sections and I was asking why they didn't just use a full link.
>>699851463
He's had the oil for a while
this is the best thread so far on /b/ in a long ass time
>>699851528
4chan's a faggot that thinks it's spam
>>699851530
perfect
i forgot to archive the last thread im archiving this one atm
More proof for you guys
>>699851679
Holy fuck OP my sides are in orbit already
>>699851679
shit columbus indiana eh?
>>699851748
can someone please context this thread?
>>699851679
Nothing will stop this madman now
>>699851679
I'm late to the party, guys, can someone give tl;dr?
>>699851762
Born and raised
>>699851679
pee on it
>>699851793
OP went to Walmart and had us roll for two purchases and what to do. His first was to dump a box of fruity pebbles and a gallon of milk onto the floor of his truck and eat it all with a fork. And he delivered. Now he has to dump a jug of oil out the window while driving
>>699851679
god speed you beautiful bastard you
>>699851679
You are in Indiana.
>>699851793
go here
>>699850620
to see what he does
>>699851834
op gave us a $5 budget at walmart to decide what he buys and what he does with it. Some genius requested that he buys a box of fruity pebbles and a gallon of milk, then pour it on the floor in his truck and eat it with a fork. He's about to dump oil on the road while speeding by a cop
>>699851890
>>699851853
bro be careful how much info you're giving about where you are, some asshole is gonna ruin it for everyone
>>699851834
Op went to walmart, bought milk, fruity pebbles, and oil. Then poured milk and cereal into drivers side of his truck, and ate it with a fork. Now wondering what to do with oil
God speed OP, God speed
>>699852042
Oh sweet Jesus
>>699851998
meet up with him
>>699851834
Pretty much what you need is all in this thread. Read more.
>>699851679
That's a nice looking county jail...
>>699849845
Waiting for the white Knight to fuck OP's night up
>>699852288
Chekd your chek. Dub dubs
FAKE AND GAY
>>699852329
How could they possibly ID and catch OP? He's driving, and they have barely a location.
>>699852288
Checkd
>>699852329
>>699852053
nah could care less just wanted to see where this was all happening at.
>>699852379
He's already delivered faggot
it's happening
>>699852329
HES ABOUT TO DO IT, LOOK ON SNAP
>>699852397
He's driving a bright red chevy truck outside the county jail in sure an anon could fuck his shit up
Sorry no horn, couldn't with 2 hands
HE DID IT
>>699852529
he has oil they cant catch him
YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD!!!! BEST THREAD EVER!!!!
ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT
>>699852570
>open oil jug
>shits about to go down
HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>699852471
SAMEFAG
SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
AUTHORITIES HAVE BEEN ALERTED
GOODBYE
He fucking did it
>>699852397
>be a cop, bored as fuck working late
>some guy on /b/ makes a weird walmart request thread
>think it would be funny if he dumps oil on the road while driving
>op delivers, what a fucking hero
>get a call about a guy dumping oil out of his truck while yelling
>jesus christ it's op
>end up catching him
>instead of arresting him I just take his windshield shark
>mfw
>>699852570
HAVE FUN IN THE POKEY FAGGOT
He's about to go again at 95mph
>>699852651
That's weird, the first thread didn't have these shit heads
im gonna try to get this up in the drive asap
>>699852570
Fucking Op.
Thank you for your hard work you God tier bastard
Take my sides and one Internet
>>699852570
you are a fucking boss.
>>699852765
If this is TM thanks
>>699852856
TM?
>>699852753
THE AUTHORITIES HAVE BEEN ALERTED
WE ARE MONITORING THIS FORUM
I want to sleep but I need to see this whole thing in video form
What happens if you dump oil on the road tho?
>>699852968
right?
>>699852570
You did it holy shit
Op.. Was.. Not.. A faggot today
>>699852894
TheMangina
>>699852989
The road becomes what we refer to as "oily".
>>699852968
I second this.
>>699852989
I am also very curious......
>>699852963
yeah cause they'd totally browse an anime image board
95/100mph version is coming
>>699853047
Zozzle
Bloody americans
>>699852894
Tyler M from last thread
>>699852968
go here for the google drive:
http://bit DOT do/ OPNOTAFAG
>>699852989
YOU GO TO JAIL FOR ENDANGERING THE PUBLIC
HAVE FUN WHILE IT LAST
OP go back to the Walmart and buy more milk and smash it on the ground in front of the cashier
>>699853111
Fuck you
TM here will upload now
Op after taking a vid you can swipe left or right and a filter will come on showing how fast you were going. Tap it for miles or kilometers
>>699853047
Kek
>>699853065
WE WERE DIRECTED TO THIS FORUM TO COLLECT EVIDENCE
I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE IMPLICATED IN THIS CRIME
>>699853233
This
We need speed period anon
I have no face
>>699853135
You're a lifesaver, anon
>>699853315
Jesus Christ fuck off
>>699853315
oh no please don't my mom's gonna kick me out man chill out
>>699853315
Suck my cock sperg
OP you wonderful heterosexual
THIS FUCKFACE IS GONNA GET DED
>>699853315
suck my dick first or fuck off faggot
/b/ is actually having some lulz stop being a cancerous fag
TM here
https://youtu DOT be/9UtsT8EyDK0
Heres oily road video
>>699853111
Oh shit I got trips
>>699853047
But you cant ignite the oil?
today is a good fucking day
>>699853371
Fine.
>>699853371
>>699853390
>>699853393
BELIEVE WHAT YOU WILL
WERE TAKING THIS VERY SERIOUSLY AND WELL YOU SHOULD
OP drive passed a group of people on a sidewalk and dumb oil on them
>>699853506
What made you draw that conclusion?
>inb4 op dies going 95 dumping oil out the window well recording and its raining outside
>>699853598
drive pass* dump*
>>699853575
why are you the way you are?
proof is on his story 96mi/h! op wasnt a faggot today
brofessor45 witness him
>>699853469
THANK YOU TYLER
WE WILL BE IN TOUCH VERY SOON
>>699853575
>WERE
implying any gov't workers wouldn't use "we're"
Please Kys you cancerous fuck
>>699849845
>>inb4 op dies going 95 dumping oil out the window well recording and its raining outside
True
>>699853728
No probem
>>699853575
Don't worry officer OP's chevy is crying at 80
>>699853598
If there's a group of people out at 3 AM there's a 100% chance they're niggers and OPs getting shot
>>699853622
Its raining..
You idiots realise myth buster did a whole episode on how oil does litrally nothing to your driving control. Whos the idiot now
Listen to the safe-t scanners for columbus, they are looking for this guy.
OP is god
OP here
95 mile an hour video wasn't so great I'll probably redo it but I have to find an exit 1st
>>699853819
carry matches and set them on fire then
>>699853843
Oil floats, dip shit
>>699853870
Brofessor45 will always be a part of /b/'s tender soul
OP you must go back to the road and light it
then drive through the flames majestically
>>699853931
It's gonna be way to cold to ignite it any way faggot
>>699853854
Tried to tell them in the last thread, it's pointless
WE'RE MORE CONCERNED WITH THE SAFETY OF THE PUBLIC
>>699853739
>>699853884
>probably redo it
You're the best op I've ever seen
>>699853947
forever will be acknowledged as /b/rofessor45
go back to wal mart and fuck a Twinkie?
Has someone capped the threads yet?
>>699853982
Because temperature effects flammability.
>>699853743
HOLY SHIT ITS YOU
THE TYLER
Posting in a madman thread.
>>699854011
>when your parents don't love you enough
>>699853884
So, did you dump oil doing 95? If so, are you going to go back ON THE SAME ROAD YOU JUST DUMPED OIL ON and go 95?
>>699854032
/b/rofessor45 the cereal spewing speeding madman
>>699854102
And it do
a true /b/rofessor of madmanism
>>699854116
CONFIRMED IDENTITY
THANK YOU ALL FOR THE COOPERATION
INDIANA WILL BE A SAFER PLACE
>>699854055
dubs decides?
OP gonna do the oil vid in the morning also OP
>>699854055
>>699854258
>shit-tier trolling
>>699854322
two dubs same post ya gotta do it OP
OP here redoing video when light out with camera man that time will be a while let's get some shit rolling
Will continue to be the OP b deserves let's get some mad man ideas in here
>>699854258
I feel so much safer knowing a flaming autwitz.faggot Like you is keeping me protected
>>699854258
Retard, 2 completley different people, tyler made videos in older threads that were legendary, he just uploaded the snap, hes the brofessor
>>699850863
where did your aim come from tyler?
>>699854387
Hes not * the brofessor
What's happening?
>>699854375
fuck a twinkie at wal mart (use it like a fleshlight)
>>699854485
roll
OP, If there were a king of /b/ you might just be him... +1 internet
>>699854485
gonna get you some action OP
>>699854485
Roll
>>699854375
kys faggot
>>699854375
what decides you need to state the rules
>>699854485
roll for this
>>699854557
for once you are the faggot and OP is not
It's been a great night /b/ros but I'm off to bed, thanks op for not being a faggot like we all thought you would be. You have given /b/ a hero to believe in, and will not be forgotten
>>699854614
Gnight
>>699854485
rollin
>>699854485
You must
My roll says so
>>699854614
same
>>699854611
fite me irl faggot
>>699854485
we don't care where you do it IN wal mart but leave the twinkie aftermath behind for some poor employee to pick up
>>699854485
Just like a flesh light op
OP made me love /b/ again. thanks
>>699854485
fuck the twinkie
OP has been given a /b/adge for not being a faggot
>>699854485
Roll
>>699854485
OP just do it, it'll be fucking hilarious especially the head line if you get caught
"anon gets caught masturbating with a twinkie at wal mart"
ITT a bunch of newfag faggots that wanna see op fuck a twinkie
>>699854485
ROLL
>>699854485
fuck the twinkie OP
OP here looks like I'm fucking a Twinkie in Walmart sorry about no rules I just hadn't thought it through and thought you guys might have a good idea
>>699854857
My sides already
Also
Roll for Twinkies fuck
>>699854903
show belly button and go to bed
>>699854903
We love you OP
>>699854903
got dubs anyway>>699854899
if you do this OP i will love you forever
i have tears coming from my eyes and my sides are in space
>>699854903
Why don't we just use roll from original post
Get bitch
>>699854950
roll
>>699853728
>leave if you dont want to be implicated in crime
>somehow watching someone else means i contributed to the crime
>you stay here
>browsing /b/ so you can lock up guys who throw oil on roads instead of chasing real crime
>>699854903
You sure are submissive to /b/ anon
Can you give us monies too faggot?
>>699855022
FUCK OFF FAGGOT
>#PROUD
>>699855002
Kek this guy gets
>>699855113
Goodnight
>>699855116
gets what
>>699855002
>implying risking other people's lives is not a crime
>>699855177
Gets it, shit the it wasnt in the post
>>699855155
>>699855177
checkd
>>699853315
Suck my dick sheriff
>>699849845
Well fellas looks like I'm off to Walmart to fuck some Twinkies
>no rules
>no roll
Op. Already decided he wants to fuck a twinkle guys
I may be falling in love with you op.
>no homo
>>699855330
My sides
Idk what happened to them
The ride isn't over faggots
>>699855403
it's only beginning OP so amazing lets just not get him hurt to bad in return
don't let this thread 404
Update fellas
Stopped for drink and new smokes, special blend as per recommend in first thread
About 10 min from Walmart got stuck on highway
If thread 404s I'll wait for new one out Brofessor45 in it ill come post
>>699855812
should've dumped the oil now and sped away if you fuck a twinkie you the king of /b/
>mfw op is awesome >>699855812
I'm supposed to be getting ready for a half marathon, but instead I've been watching the misadventures of /B/rofessor45. Worth it.
>>699855812
Make a new thread anon
I fucking love 4chan, I always get a kick from the glorious autism of OP
>>699855999
trips of truth
bump
OP should be at wal mart in a few don't abandon thread yet
>>699855812
Anon I. Will give you two weeks of good boy points and a half of a tendy.. If you fuck a twinkie
/b/rofessor45 is God
I'm so ready for OP to cement his position as /b/'s god
May the great kek guide thy hand.
>>699856606
the twinkie is the test to see if he is worthy
Ok OP here but I have some needs
1 I need a new thread sometime soon for twinke
2 I need some good fapping material, Twinkie isn't gonna get me in the mood
If femanon can snap nudes, if not send good prawn this way
Gonna do it /b/rothers
>>699856714
Is he the son of Kek
>>699856777
trips demands guys
>>699856777
>good fapping material
Just look at your shark
>>699856777
Someone send some hentai porn his way.
>>699856884
whos got the thread?
>>699856777
Op.. You got the lucky sevens to guide your night
His request is commandment /b/
All hail /b/rofessor45
Also side of my truck is covered in oil gonna take some work to get it off
>pic very related
I cannot tell how many samefags are posting in this thread. This is quite amazing. I have no fucking idea what this thread is even doing but the amount of hype two people are posting for whatever OP is doing is off the charts.
>>699856777
Shit is going down!! Shit is going down!!!
>>699856777
OH BOI
>>699856777
ok /b/rofessor45, i got you covered
gettin close to the bump limit
>246
Make a new thread already desu.
IT GOING TO HAPPEN
He's fucking doing it!
I got here just in time.
It's happening
>>699857507
why do I have a boner
Why girls never do funny stuff like this?
I need a new thread fellas link it to this thread so we don't get confused like last time
NEW THREAD
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IS THEIR ANY FEMALES IN THIS TREAD
>>699857677
They have tits and a Vag. they dont have to they just fuck themselves for keks
>>699857712
Saw snapchat! Almost pissed in my bed
>>699857569
http://bit DOT do/OP NOT A FAG
im uploading the videos as he post them
add him on snapchat to follow up everything is on his story: brofessor45
>>699857712
He's in the bathroom preparing to commence. Twinkie fucking holy shit
We need a new tread
NEW THREAD:
>>699857970
Thread Migration?
>>699857983
>>699858003
>>699858036
NO go here >>699857988
>>699857974
new thread
>>699857988
OP moved to this thread, time for migration
>>699857988
i just linked OP to this move here there's already a bunch of anons
>>699857829
Probably you are right, but a crazy girl that also fuck herself would be much funnier and better and she would be seen as something more than a vag with tits
