brofessor45 continuation
Update: OP is bathroom about to fuck a twinkie
wat
ayy
here we go, /b/oys
Link to google drive (newcomers please go here to get a quick and amazing follow-up): http://bit DOT do/OP NOT A FAG
Yesssssss
>>699857970
What a do fellas fappin it now
Savvy
Bamp
why am I even here
>>699858105
I have the weirdest /b/roner right now.
>>699858105
yesss
>>699857970
Holy shit, i love you OP
OP is god of /b/
Are that Twinkies gluten free
>>699858105
Are you going to fuck your cigarettes too?
>>699858105
put your dick in the twinkie like a fleshlight
Twinkie your wonkie to her anonkun
Call a friend to do it in front of him/her
>>699858105
remember you are fucking the twinkie not WITH it
>>699857970
On your way out of Walmart yell "NIGGER" as loud as you can.
>>699858105
put a cigarette out on ur dick
>>699858499
THIS checked
Roll for smoking cigarette in bathroom until done/kicked out.
Bump
>>699858499
Yell " FUCK NIGGERS" while fucking the twinkie
Dinky that Twinkie OP.
>>699858105
> with creamy filling
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/jeci8tzmhcxt7iw/AAA8zU4ipN0k762Xy4vEVkXNa?dl=0
Personal stash for op
>>699858628
they might not hear him if he is in the bathroom
>>699858499
Dubs command it!
oh shit
>>699858508
That was highly inappropriate, no one should put cigarettes out on their penis
>>699858724
ITS HAPPENING.THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!!!
>>699858699
let OP finish fuckin the twinkie first
>>699858724
If I get dubs you have to think of me while you sleep tonight
>>699858724
>>699858508
Op did you Went to Maconaquah High?
>>699858724
Please post a video I beg you.
Where can I watch this shit?
>>699858499
glorious! DO IT!
I can't imagine the structural integrity is going to hold up very well.
>>699858883
his snapchat is brofessor45
>>699858833
>>699858857
im not OP follow up on snapchat: brofessor45 or go to the google docs link: http://bit DOT do/OP NOT A FAG (remove spaces)
>>699858883
Go to Snapchat, search username in OP post
>>699858887
someone somewhere got quads god damn
>>699858883
Brofessor45 on snap chat
>>699858959
>>699858888 (he got it)
OP walk out with twinkie attached to your dong
Who is brofessor45?
>>699859040
OP add him on snapchat and watch the story to get caught up
>>699859040
Guy banging the twinkie
>>699859040
He is the king of /b/
is that shrek filling OP? Cause then it's uncreamable
>>699858724
>mfw
>workin night shift at local sap mart
>go to take break
Gotta shit son
.>back of store bathe rom is full and I'm hungry so head to front
>enter bathroom
Hear "fuck niggers"
Wut...
Look around for wrangler
.>hesr splashing and shit hitting the floor
What the fuck
>see yellow crumbs all over the floor
.>360 turn and walk the fuck out
>and that's the night I quit my job /b/
Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii he did it
It's done
>>699859035
Yes Walk out of Walmart with twinkie still attached then Ask someone in the parking lot if they want a twinkie while said twinkie is attached to manhood
>>699858499
>>699857970
Better yell Nigger on your way out
>>699859180
>360 turn, either b8 or your a fucking nigger
Op is my new hero. I want his babies!
wasn't able to fuck it but he tried still funny as fuck
Did someone screen shot?
That was amazing.
>>699859215
Op the vid i beg of you
activate sewage protocols OP
And on this day OP delivered.
>>699859285
Video?
shrek is displeased with your disrespect OP
>>699859340
go to the google drive
>ctrl + f
>bit
>just fix the link
>>699859340
add Brofessor45 on Snapchat
>>699859413
>shrek
>nearing the end of 2016
is OP gonna put that cig out on his dick?
>>699859275
You must be new
Faggots still falling for 360 moon walk like the summer fags they are
fuc, green text no working intensifies
OP are you a nice guy?
/b/rofessor45 you are the Twinkie king of /B/
>>699859503
I said it could be b8 ya trap loving queer
OP go find one of those chickens they sell (whole ones) they're usually unthawed enough try fucking that
Go on snapchat he screams niggers in the Walmart parking lot!
HE DID IT, HE YELLED NIGGER I SAW IT
>>699859604
Yes this!
Is he alright? Why is he doing this? And why does it make me want to be his friend?
try finding a smoothie I heard those are thicc OP
so what's gonna be OP's next adventure?
He did it
>>699859215
OP Please scream "FUCK NIGGERS" as you walk out
buy 2 stroke create the flaming twinkie for bystanders on another speed fueled /b/ rampage
>>699859724
He already did that dude
>>699859724
He did lmao chek his snap
>>699858953
Nice ip tracer faggot
I'm a newfag, can anyone help
Alright, no more Walmart for now, what next brothers
28,69,or 77 decides
For those asking I did yell fuck nuggets, there was a black dude who just walked in and heard too
>>699859724
He already did. If you checked his snaps you'd know.
>>699859799
Tell me you love me
>>699859799
>buy 2 stroke create the flaming twinkie for bystanders on another speed fueled /b/ rampage
>video
muh dick
>>699859799
Amish the remaining twinkles on someone's car, or preferably a police car
did he pull a gun OP
>>699859799
Find a sexshop that's open and Fuck a fleshlight right in the store.
OP is the hero we don't deserve, but the one we need
Go to McDonalds (they're opened right?) and ask if you get the Harambe Deluxe. btw ur 1 neat guy
Why is OP using normie apps?
Op is now my nigga
>>699859807
I just installed this app and fucking nothign makes sense pls help
>>699859799
Go to toy Isle and yell I need to shit
>>699859892
Smush*
>>699859783
that's not a fucking IP tracer 4chan won't let me post the full google docs link
>>699859799
>>699859904
jack it on gay porn mag in sex shop
Find a restaurant you don't like, pee in the water glass, and leave without ordering anything
>>699859799
Top kek Brofessor
I officially am questioning my sexuality because of you
how many can fit OP?
fuck your exhaust pipe
>>699859892
Rolling for this
>>699859799
Attempt to flirt with strangers in a 24h convenience store
>>699858604
Roll
Light whole pack
>>699859978
Omg. I didn't think of that! Yes!
Call the pawn stars store, ask for "my nigga ricky"
>>699859799
Yell allahu akbar is walmart
I want you to go to someones house
>>699859997
So close to quads
>>699859972
hey can you put the fuck niggers clip on the drive please
We need a use for the rest of the twinkies /b/
shit in a paper towel or not and put it in a mailbox
>>699859858
Love ya anon
No sex shops for 100 miles so those are out fellas
>>699860000
chekt
use wet cereal as lube and jerk it
>>699860031
reroll
>>699859978
rolling for this
>>699860000
Nice quads, faggot.
>>699859799
look for a hooker and throw twinkies @ her
Where is the drive?
>>699859997
Rollerini
>>699860080
Rolling
>>699860080
rollin
>>699860110
Pick up a hooker and make her eat the Twinkie and drive off without paying her.
>>699859997
Rollerini>>699860173
Again!
>>699860057
img 1234
>>699860080
roll
>>699859799
Yell FUCK DA POLICE while passing a police car.
>>699859997
fuck it, rolling for this
Let a stranger finger fuck you
>>699859799
Go to hood and whip out dick
Call the suicide hotline and ask if they like Death Grips.
>>699860080
OP shit in a mailbox
>>699860269
WINRAR
>>699860269
Ooo
>>699860269
Oh no winrar
>>699860269
OH SHIT
Dammit guys no hookers either this is Indiana were talking about I can't even get beer on sundays
>>699860269
Winrar
>>699860269
You gunna do it?
>>699859799
Buy expanding foam from hardware store
>>699860269
rip OP
>>699860080
roll
Go to the nearest fast food chain,whip out your dick and yell DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
>>699859892
Rolloing
>>699857970
go into a packed parking lot and drop your pants and take a shit on somebody's front windshield
>>699860269
Oh shit
>>699860269
Do eeeet
>>699859892
rolling, prefer the police car
>>699860363
Roll
>>699860321
stick twinkie in cows ass elbows deep
belly flop from roof onto hood of ye truck
OP, what inspires you?
fight a twinkie
This thread has restored my faith in OP.
Godspeed, you twinkie-fucking legend.
>>699860269
No hood in town so hood of truck will do post to follow
take a shit/piss (or both) in one of these
Walk into the nearest store and take a shit on the floor
(Do not walk the dinosaur)
>>699860518
rollin
>>699860487
>No hood in town
oh no
>so hood of truck will do
oh yes.
>>699860487
MAD MAN
M
A
D
M
A
N
step on twinkie then eat
>>699860518
rolling
Reveal face op, those brows were thicc
>>699860487
TAKE A SHIT AND PUT IT IN RANDOM MAILBOX
>>699860518
/b/rofessor shit in the big blue mailbox
>>699860558
Truck is done
>>699860518
do it
>>699857970
RUN INTO A 24 HOUR FITNESS AND YELL FIRE!
>>699860518
piss in twinkie
throw in random mailbox
Go to McDonalds and ask if they got a whopper, and then autisticly "REEE"
>>699859997
Rolll
>>699860518
think of the news papers after this event fucking hilarious
>>699860689
This
>>699860689
ROLLLING
>>699860689
Rollin
>>699860518
do it man
>>699859997
Roll fuck it
>>699860689
Rolling
>>699860689
I second this
>>699859997
Do this
>>699860363
Rollerino.
>>699860518
Rollin Rollin Rollin
Don't have to shit so all those are out sorry /b/ros. Also reminder nothing I could get arrested for so no keying cars or anything like that
New win numbers are 99 55 (I can't drive) and 66
>>699860671
Run into a 24-hour fitness and yell "I fucked a twinkie!".
>>699860689
rooll
OP. Get hands on:
Empty 1 gallon jug, thicker plastic the better
Chlorine (pool cleaning shit)
and brake fluid OR rubbing alcohol.
Fill 25% of container with Chlorine, add about another 25% with brake fluid or rubbing alcohol. cap, throw, run, video and wait for result. May take up to 5 minutes to work.
>>699860671
Rolling
>>699860689
rolling
>>699860689
Roll
Sharpie in pooper downtown
OP is god
Poo on the hood of a random car.
>>699860855
WINRAR
>>699860689
dis gon b gud
>>699860855
Winrar
Go drink a gallon of milk
>>699860857
what does that do?
>>699860962
I like this idea.
>>699860970
Charges your iPhone
>>699860970
2 options.... either loud BANG, or if container is stood up right, 8+ foot tall flame.....
>>699857970
oh shit, when you were at walmart you should of done some gallon smashing
>>699860922
McDonald's I went to earlier is closed, will have to do in morning with oil redo
Headed home for now, counting the whopper reee as a win. When home will post new win numbers
>>699860849
hit on the fattest person at mcdonalds while you're there
>>699860849
>doesn't want to get arrested
>drives 95mph while screaming out window
i love you OP
>>699860888
Trips Overkill dubs
>>699860849
>>699860855
Mere seconds after your post. It must be fate.
Also, one second off...
>>699860854
>>699861037
lmao, when he was at the police station he should of done that
>>699861048
this
>>699861058
Tru
>>699861120
That's one way to get shot.
>>699861044
get a females number at mcdonalds
If Brofessor's actions at the police station makes the news, someone post it on /b/
Face reveal
>>699861236
this
>>699861044
don't go home lets try to get you kicked out of wal mart first
I say as a start is to start sexually licking the bananas
>>699860849
Go to McDonald's.order a burger.Spit in it.Keep it on the counter.Whisper into the person on the counter "This one's for harambe". Whip your dick out and run out yelling REEEEEEEE
>>699861335
If I get 27 then op do this
Brofessor45 is a god
>>699861335
Many keks.
In addition to the reeeee if there are any black people nearby scream "FUCKING NIGGERS"
guys its late. Can someone pleas archive this on http://randomarchive.com/board/b/1. I need to sleep for an interview tommorow. Help me out /b/ros
Check the dubs b
Do some freestyle rappin
>go to mcdonalds
>order any burger
>fuck it?
I hope someone is screencapping this for those best of 4chan threads
/b/rofessor45, you shall always be in our memory as the greatest man of 2016
>>699861335
Ah fuck reroll
>>699860321
go to a firework store i know they sell them year round. blow up a twinkie with a firecracker
>>699860849
>>699861759
reroll for twinkiexplosion
>>699861759
roll
>>699861679
The fact that he is my friend on snapchat makes me feel less suicidal
Where can I watch his videos, I don't have Snapchat
>>699861668
nigga just use http://quadchan.com/#!/
>>699861759
rolin
>>699861854
Agreed
>>699861759
i want to see this so bad i know indiana sells firecrackers year round
>>699861854
He has made my night that's usually filled with suicidal thoughts into tears of laughter.
>>699861854
The fact that he is my only friend makes me moe suicidal
>>699861883
http://bit DOT do/OP NOT A FAG
dance for me OP
I'm home now guys
That's my cat
Also I like the fireworks idea I have about 50k firecrackers sitting around will see about setting them off while driving down road with twinkes in morning which is soon
Also have some mortar shells will try to shoot Twinkie out with one
>>699862067
Bump
>>699862222
check'd
>>699862212
op your a mad man running on no sleep what'd you do smoke some meth?
>>699862212
Walk a few houses down and set someone's bin on fire?
>>699862222
Nice quads
>>699862212
put a fire cracker in it's butt and light it
Enough fire crackers, explosives, whatever you got, to blow up a mailbox... Fill a blue one and a really long fuse, fuck up all mailboxes!
>>699859595
holy christ youre new
>>699862336
final roll it's time to get some damn sleep been in these threads since the beginning
keep the snapchat updated /b/rofessor45 you have no shame and live up to your word kudos to you my friend
(since im headin out I won't be able to update the google drive)
>>699862289
I drink energy drinks a lot
There's a meth dealer down the road that tried to shoot me once though
No more requests for an hour or 2, will answer questions until then or whatever but requests have to wait
Go to McDonald's and purchase a bigmac go to bathroom and dump out big mac then you must shit in container now go to cashier and ask for refund = free burger?
>>699862640
dont be upset he's doing this for those who werent here in the beginning he was madman dumping oil out of his truck he deserves his respected break
>>699861854
OP just approved of my Misfits poster. I feel blessed
Explosives + mailboxes please. Prefer enough explosives for mailbox to explode.
>>699862640
What makes you happy?
>>699862277
checked as well
>>699863007
007 nice try bond
>>699862851
I don't really know, I've not been happy in a long time, usually just bursts of comedy followed by long bouts of depression
I like to play drums though, that always cheers me up
>>699862640
Why'd the meth dealer try to shoot you?
>>699857970
PANCH BUTTAH!!!!
shit, haven't said that in years now
>>699863199
What is your favorite anime and flag
>>699863222
Because he was on meth and I spooked him
Might have yelled hey good lookin what's cookin
>>699863363
Flag is easy USA bub
Anime i gotta go with Fullmetal alchemist it's more normie than some but shit tears me up
>>699863474
Should've been obvious what was cookin. Kek.
What's your thoughts on the pokemon series?
>>699863474
Good taste in anime
>>699863670
I liked when i was a kid. Shit went downhill after 3rd gen
Original Anime is OK, shit after
New thread? This one is near the limit
>>699863790
That's fair. I'm currently bringe watching all of the anime just to feel nostalgic.
So what's the kinkiest thing you've done sexually?
I couldn't sleep and your shenanigans put me in a good mood gonna go try to sleep thanks /b/ro
Do you mind us replying to you on snapchat?
>>699863953
tied my girlfriend up naked in a hotel room and left her in there with the door open and i went out to smoke, came back, spanked her til she bled, fucked her while she tried to choke me till i passed out with my belt and made her swallow and thank me then left her tied and watched tv
futurama, good show
>>699864136
nah, keep it up, its fun times when you guys send pictures and not just messages too
its a board called random, i like surprises
>>699864149
The most interesting part of that story for me was the futurama part. Absolutely love that show.
>>699864211
So if I sent a dick pic you'd be all for that?
>>699864211
:'^)
>>699864393
im all for dick pics
i like pussy and im comfortable with that whatever you fuckers want to send ill look at
Do you enjoy the musical styling of Kanye West?
>>699864518
Well that's a good mentality to have. A lot of fuckers aren't comfortable with their own sexuality.
Is there still fruit loops in your truck?
>>699864693
im more of a metal man myself, but for rap id have to go with kendrick lamar or g easy
>>699864813
i poured them all on the fuckin floor board, but the box is still there
i have everything but the oil, it flew out the fuckin window, i might go get it when i do the refilm
What gives you the confidence to actually do this?
>>699865058
dunno, didnt really think about it
it all started with me going to /b/ and seeing al the porn and shitposting and newfagging here, i wanted to do something more traditionally /b/
>>699865223
So what do you do for work? Must be a blast having you around the officer/work sight.
>>699864883
How many tit/dick pictures have people sent you since you started this?
OP is so based he is basiest of bases
>>699865543
i work as a pizza guy
i make them and deliver them, and honestly im not even the funniest guy there, work is a fucking riot
>>699865597
absolutely none
not to upset about that, i really wouldnt mind some nice tit pics though, my gf wont send nudes so i never get the fun of getting nudes anymore, except when i send pics in the snap threads here but lately white knighting has been bad
>>699865658
thanks man you guys are pretty alright too
>>699865924
well, pizza guy at school at least
just do farm work around home
>>699865924
I'd send you some tasteful tit pics. But sadly I'm a maleanon. So all I can offer is a very hairy very small dick.
>>699866358
hey man its the thought that counts
shave that shit get the right angle post on tinder and just swipe right for anything fuckable you can get action dont be so down
>>699866465
Didn't even think of doing that. Might even dress it up in a nice suit as well lol.
You sir are the hero we all need in the feels threads!
>>699866851
dont do suit, business casual at best
honest just dress like a frat boy or fuck boi and youre good to go
Watch my dubs
Noooooo 01 fuck
>>699867141
I meant dress my dick up. Put on a tiny hat. Maybe a party blower.
>>699867336
perfect
bitches love meme cocks
>>699867641
Anyways. As awesome as the shenanigans have been. I must be off to bed. I'll be sure to check snapchat tomorrow to see the new fun that happens.
So goodnight you king of twinkies. Stay safe and unarrested
