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Let's Dan survive on Omegle
tags :
>tumblr
>pewdiepie
>minecraft
>youtube
ily Dan <3
Damn daniel
***NEW INTERESTS***
Hillary
Bernie
Feminism
***NEW INTERESTS***
A fat kid with a bowlcut just said to me
>"You're not Dan, I know you aren't Dan"
>"I'm Danger Dan, you're Pinhead Larry"
what the fuck does that even mean?
no copy pasta!
Seven fucking teen
>>699800540
Stop.
this guy
>>699800525
>Dan Igger
Epic lulz
>>699800540
>Feminism
has potential
>Started trying to bait anons
>Only use tag tumblr
>Pretend I'm not Dan
>End up in a 20 minute conversation with someone from tumblr
>mfw
>>699800745
>>699800640
>fist me daddy
>*fist bump*
kek
>>699800839
poor bastard
had some fun just now, thanks anon.
>>699800421
hey anon
>>699800593
have you just never watched spongebob in your entire life or something?
this post makes me immune against any more of those
>>699800054
Dan wins
All non-Dans have been cleared out
gyus, we are not alone
>>699800054
this is good
You both like Minecraft.
Stranger: Hello Dan
You: no
You: this is minecraft dan
Stranger: Dan
Stranger: Seriously
Stranger: What kind of mental issues do you have
>>699801385
Shit, be on the lookout for Stans I ran into a few myself.
>>699800745
She's actually pretty cool man, what the fuck
You're starting to get tricky, lovely anons
>>699800745
That was another Dan pretending to be tumblr. Not me tho
>>699801703
lel that was me
![a809349e1d139bedc914d8e704be7a20[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/nA6qJUh.png "a809349e1d139bedc914d8e704be7a20[1].png"){kind=small}
>>699801703
fk u
>>699801691
>I will see you later
kek
Nigger thinking he's better
>>699801843
Kek
>>699801247
hey
>>699800895
Best part of these threads so far.
>>699800054
Fucking dan....
I shocked someone with my homeworld
>>699800913
kek'd on this
Stranger: post this in thread or your mother dies in her sleep
You: Hi, this is Dan
Stranger: Hi this is Dan
Stranger: Hi this is Dan
Stranger: Hi this is Dan
Stranger: Hi this is Dan
Stranger: Hi this is Dan
>>699802218
what now
>>699800525
>I'm wearing a diaper right now... so horny, just watching you
>guy or girl
http://i.imgur.com/IqQu2mU.png?1
>>699801773
Definitely Tumblr. Told her I'm male and she stopped the conversation
>>699800435
MADE ME KEK
this is dan
>>699800913
You didn't even call him Frank at any point? Jesus you're a god damned failure.
>>699800540
Other good ones:
>Undertale
>Dan and phil
>Gaming
>Anime
They've become aware
>>699803028
my sides hurt from this
I've got a good one brewing right now. I'll post it when he leaves
>>699803556
me as well anon, this current person is clueless
>>699801691
i got this kid after you
he might be bait but w.e
Guys we just created a new meme. From this day on August 16th is ~It's Dans Day~
We are DAN
The second part of this
Woof
>>699803938
>being this new
>>699801159
thats me nigga
>>699804107
Hello anon
kek
>>699803938
It's Dan diabetes.
they're getting tired of our shit guys
>>699803763
I just wish my stranger would type a little faster
Uh oh. Upset daddy on pewdiepie calling police because his son got scared and cried. He claims cyber bullying lol. I got the ass end of that one.
>>699804307
Hello, my dear anon
>>699804475
thanks for actually posting it <3
>>699804826
fgt
>>699802802
kiss
>>699804835
Savage !
>>699805112
Pretty sure i am talking to :her" again
>>699803938
>new
Kek.
The only new thing in here is you.
>>699800054
> ITT dan talks to dan about being dan
because nobody but /b/tards use omegle
poor guy
>>699803938
>new meme
This guy is so done with Dan
>>699805221
>>699805868
> OOGA BOOGA
Sooo, I ironically misspell good, meanwhile, you exit with "LAWLZ" and provide no capitalization or periods?
kek
>>699803938
>we just created a new meme
>>699803938
>new meme
>>699803938
good bate
oi vey
>>699803938
STFU NEWFAF
shoutout to the nice dutch guy. succes met je herexamens :DD kanker :DDD
>>699806549
Christ
>>699806705
get someone to salute the fuhrer
>>699806705
what am i even looking at?
Get the fucking Banana man out of here.
I want pictures of Dander-Man not fucking Potassium pilgrim over here. I have work tomorrow morning and I stayed up for Dan so GET BACK TO FUCKING DANNING YOU FUCKING WANKERS
>>699800054
will add 699800054 so we can id each other
Thanks for da kek, Anon
God bless you glorious anon
>>699807244
ayy that was me lol
well shit... cant have me mummsie die
>>699808241
That was me, don't fucking call me a newfag bitch
>>699808098
Kek
I got this one good
>>699808330
nice crop faggot
fuck got banned from omegle.
there are already 2 tumblr pages int he name of dan. well done.
>>699808535
How the fuck do you get banned from Omegle?
>>699808535
kek
>>699808535
rip faggot
THOUGHT I STRUCK GOLD FFS ANON
>>699808678
no clue but they ip banned me.
>>699808823
please, share your last talk with a stranger, anon
>>699800054
And then, a dark turn.... Muahahahaaaaah!!!!
faggot incoming
kek
>>699809138
he didnt suspect a thing
>>699808976
i jsut said oii cunt then got b8 hammered i think that is what did it but i can do on 18+. here is one i just did.
Kek
this is dan
Anons, who talked to Sarah?
Not Dan related (Was going to be) but I thought it was pretty fucking funny anyways.
danderpants
anyone up for this kik?
>>699810361
Wtf is a Pisces is that some
third world shithole
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hey
Stranger: heolo
Stranger: hello
Stranger: wow
You: Lol
Stranger: ye what's up lol
You: No worries cant say im any better at typing
You: Nothing much bored
You: You?
Stranger: same honestly I'm eating a Popsicle thing it's good
You: What flavor?
Stranger: it's strawberry
Stranger: like me
You: So whats your name?
Stranger: I feel like if I were a fruit I'd b strawberry:')))(
Stranger: my name is nada hbu
You: Lol whys that?
You: Nada isnt a rwa
You: A real name
Stranger: yes it is I promise
Stranger: it's Arabic
You: No its not. I real name is a strong one like mine
You: Im dan!
Stranger: I'm
Stranger: gonna kill u
Stranger: why
Stranger has disconnected.
OH shit... I was expecting a /b/tard
>>699810596
you srs?
Get a load of this raging faggot.
>>699810283
not bad
>>699810997
>Dani Daniels
Mah nigger
Guys fucking help, I can't stop having normal conversations with people. I'm not getting funny reactions. What am I doing wrong?
>You: m or f
>Stranger: f
>Stranger: if ur blog doesnt contain gore u aint shit
>You: i have gore fetish
>You: show me ur blog
>Stranger: http://doke-ama.tumblr.com/
>Stranger: show me urs
>Stranger: rn
>You: http://dan.tumblr.com/
>Stranger: what the fuck honestly
>You: what
>You: it is dude
>Stranger: i came for the gore bruh
>You: Nice blog btw
>Stranger: thx
>Stranger: my feed has been fucking boring lately
>You: Dude
>You: Make a post saying Dan in it
>You: It will get so much reblogs
>Stranger: reblogs from retarded people with basic ass fucking blogs
>You: Ikr
>You: Goodbye Stranger
>Stranger: cya
>You: And may the force be with you
>Stranger: thx
>You: As they say in Fallout 4
>Stranger: u2
I fucked it all up at the end
>>699810574
pisces is a zodiac sign u dumb fuck
Guys, move onto the question section of Omegle, god tier reactions there.
Hahahaah classic
>>699808983
You've just ruined a little girl's day fucking kek
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like YouTube, Minecraft, Pewdiepie, and Tumblr.
Hey
Dan here
/B/ro
How are you
Hey Dan
I'm Dan
I'm good
who was this? anyone form this thread?
Pt2
Pt3
Tfw chippo man
>>699812766
Tfw dubs
>>699812799
THIS IS A SIGN.
>>699812799
TFW WHEN DUBS AGAIN
>>699812766
Chippo man is that you
>>699812766
>>699812799
>>699812854
>>699812890
>>699812905
In Feminism tag, link was a colonoscopy.
>>699813397
WORST TIMESTAMP I'VE EVER DONE FUCK why did it rotate
You: Do you like bananas?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: To give
You: You like giving bananas?
Stranger: Yes
You: You seem like my type
You: Do you live in Switzerland?
Stranger: No
Stranger: U r m or f
You: I am Angelica from Boston
You: I like cock. And bananas.
Stranger: Phone sex 9923144477
Stranger: Can we fuck on skype
You: ok 992171645298
You: but you have to pretend to be Bananaman
Stranger: Ok
You: Do you have any yellow body paint?
Stranger: No
Stranger: vickymehta777
Stranger: My skype
Stranger: Ur skype
You: Smother yourself in mustard then
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Hello
You: Hi - what is your number
Stranger: +919923144477
>>699813397
>Tfw chippo man is dan wut
>>699813397
WE HAVE TO AUCTION OFF THE FINGERBOX DAN
>>699813599
DUBS OF TRUTH, DID YOU SCREENCAP THE CHAT DAN?
>>699813599
Let this be known as the day you met chippo man
>>699813675
DAN IT WENT TO A COMMENT PAGE FUCKKKK I REMEBER THE BATTLETOADS AND EVERYTHING THOUGH DAN
>>699813769
Hi, I'm Dan Dannison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, "Big Dan." Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
>>699813769
Thank fuck you remember anon. My browser crashed and I lost it too rip. But did my timestamp prove it to ya?
>>699813555
You better fucking get pics or a vid of the mustard man
>>699813857
> KEK
>>699813857
Lol funny shit. I'm here to get a loan on my cat
>>699813999
Trips... Commanding trips? The gods have spoken!!!
>>699813996
Yes it did Chippo Man, glad you're making your famous appearance
>>699814308
First time making appearance since my great meme
>>699813857
I want to say that we talked, are you my sensei?
No caps of our convo unfortunately
>>699814421
I feel personally honored Dan
>>699814421
There is a ledgend among us
>>699814558
>>699814568
This is the closest thing I'll ever have to fame. I'm still working in that chip shop
>>699814688
AND I'M GETTING SO MANY DUBS
>>699814688
You are a legend sir.
>>699813208
Top garzoople
>>699814688
Im honoured
>>699814688
Have there been any other tards worth noting Chippo Man
Chortled at this
>>699814834
>>699814864
I'm touched <3
>>699814993
A few, someone also threw a hedgehog at me
>>699815098
Greentext?
>>699815098
Can i gently tongue youre salty grundle?
>>699815098
hedgehog
>>699815098
I want to hear this story
>>699815098
Also it's 3am, why are you up
>>699814688
HOLY FUCK
I actually looked up your greentext again just a few hours ago because it sent my sides into orbit.
N-notice me chippo man-senpai..
>>699815205
>>699815240
>>699815241
>>699815287
>>699815314
>>699815396
Settle my little tardlings. No greentext tonight my dudes. I lurk daily. I'm also nocturnal. I'm always here silently. Should give context, my town has a special needs school. Which is why I had so many tards. Never clarified originally. Hedgehog was banter
this man makes videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXMPOqpeRwLd_5JvKjVx4Kg/videos
>>699815710
Oh you're a "banter" brit. Cool.
Danned him gud
>>699815710
Did you keep the hedgehog?
>>699815844
I'm not, like the word though, nice dubs. Chippo checked
>>699815894
No silly, did have to disinfect everything it touched tho, cause food
messing with a feminist wat do
>>699815972
What's the name of the Chippo shop?
>>699816167
If I told you that I'd have to kill you
>>699816096
Holy shit anon you can get gold from this just keep milking it then go in for the kill link it some triggering shit
>>699816419
>>699816419
>>699816419
kek
fuck
>tfw chris hansen is online
GETIM
>>699816554
GARZ00PLE
>>699817127
He better be cute or else i want my money back
wat do???
someone's flustered~!
>>699817575
fuck you you fucking asshole dont post my shit, nigger
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
its gone wrong horribly wrong
>>699817866
>>699817866
Shhhhhhhhhhhh...
It's all Dan's now.
Raid'z over
>>699817674
Yup, flustered~!
TO THAT NON BELIEVER
>>699818383
Holy shit this phones quality is balls
>>699818383
>>699817983
plz see>>699817899
wat do
>>699818239
nigga i will fuck you
pedos everywhere man
>>699815890
was me
im honestly scared for my life
![d60d559502dddecf48fc50b6fdc20090[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LmnmfHI.png "d60d559502dddecf48fc50b6fdc20090[1].png")
bump
someone make new thread
New Thread?
i met a cool guy, i dont think we should raid
>>699821528
new thread
