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>youtube
>pewdiepie
>tumblr
>minecraft
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>lurking
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Faggots
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Dan the man
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Bump
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>>699821528
>feminism
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Dan's died forget about the faggot
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>dan
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Bump
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bump
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Kek
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>>699822791
>licks paw
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Good fun
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>>699822939
zozzed
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Oh c'mon this is old shit, newfags
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>>699823345
As an oldfag, which you claim to be as well, you know some things never die.
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>>699823805
Kek
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*licks paw*
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THERE'S TOO MANY BOTS
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>>699826157
Hey! That was me!
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My real name is dan, I'm pretty sure this will backfire to me some point in the future, but what the hell
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anon if you see this, i love you
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It's too easy
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How the fuck do I send the god damn messages on an iPhone?!
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I love this
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This is the best I got.
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>>699822830
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO he talking mad shit lololol
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>>699829996
Don't know if bait
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>>699821528
Replyeth to this thread 'r thy moth'r shall kicketh the bucket in h'r catch but a wink tonight.
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>Stranger: hiii
>Stranger: ok so i'm14 f,
>Stranger: and my kik username is:
>Stranger: nilaomoorehead
>Stranger: hope you chat with you soon ;)

I fucking hate bots
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>>699830524
Nice copy you fucking faggot
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>>699830524
We meet again.
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>>699830524
well well well
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Lol meeting everyone tonight
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>>699830265
def bait but what he said was fucking hilarious. basically the cartel son version of the navy seal I killed 300 NusRats meme
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Fucking FBI
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>>699831334
I ran into some one like that too told them to fuck off fbi
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Do you guys use any tags or just random chats?
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>>699831770
read OP's picture you fucking newfag
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>>699831988
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>699822946
kek
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Told the dude I was 12
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found a normie reeeeeeee
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>>699828790
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>699830524
motherfucker.
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>>699833382
That's MEEEE
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Lol I love doing this
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>>699828238
"Big Noodle" kek
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Keep getting two bots 90% of the time ?
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I found a Dan
>goota kathcem all
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>>699834251
Did you say fudge me hump me or something?
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>>699833679
thats me
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best I've gotten so far
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I hate bots
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>>699833015 thanks man I was lazy to look up that phrase
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNYqNpfbKXw
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>>699826834
>not using common interests

Ofc there's bots you stupid faggot.
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man this is awkward
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>>699821528
Stranger: hi
You: Hi Im Dan
Stranger: I'm brittany
You: I dream of becoming a carrot. When I'm home alone I dig holes in the backyard and stand in them, put lettuce on top of my head from sun up to sun down. I would steal sun tan spray from stores and use it until I turned a bright orange. People tell me it's impossible for me to be a carrot but I know I can be anything I want to be.
Stranger: fuck my potato
You: Only carrots
Stranger: bye then
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I wasted five hours on this
End me
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Checkem fagboi
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>>699835573
Kek reroll
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>>699835573
still not dubs, you faggot. Now you eat MY shit!
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.........∩___∩ YOU HAVE BEEN SOUPRICE BUTTSECKSED BY PSYCHO GEORGE!
.....| ノ      ヽ../⌒)
... /⌒) (゚)   (゚) | .|     ▂ ▪ ▂▄▅▆▇■▀▀〓◣▬ ▪ ■ … .
.../ /   ( _●_)  ミ/  .▂▅■▀ ▪ ■ ▂¨ ∵▃ ▪ ・ SEND THIS TO 69 OF YOUR FRIENDS
.(  ヽ  |∪|  /   ◢▇█▀ ¨▂▄▅▆▇██■■〓◥◣▄
....\    ヽノ /  ■ ▂▅██▅▆▇██■〓▀▀ ◥◣ ∴ ▪ .
...../      / ▅▇███████▀ ▪ ∴ ….▅ ■  ◥◣
....|   _つ◥▅▆▇████████▆▃▂  ▪ ■▂▄▃▄▂ OR ELSE
....|  /ω\ \ ■  ¨ ▀▀▀■▀▀▀ ▪ ■ ∴‥
....| /     )  )
.....∪     (  \
        \_)YOU WILL BE DIAGNOSED WITH AIDS!
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This is getting out of hands, faggots.
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>>699836125
Me
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>>699835650
I won't deliver.
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>>699836224
wot
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>>699836264
Kek
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im disgusted
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>>699837093
My sides
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anon I <3 u
You: actually being named dan
Stranger: IK! Imagine all the ppl whose names are ACTUALLY dan tonight
You: like me
You: I'm dan
Stranger: :O
You: but people keep skipping
Stranger: Wait so...
Stranger: let me get this straight
Stranger: you're birthname is dan, but you're not one of 'them'?
You: eh...
Stranger: ...Are you with them!? :O
You: .........∩___∩ YOU HAVE BEEN SOUPRICE BUTTSECKSED BY PSYCHO GEORGE!
.....| ノ      ヽ../⌒)
... /⌒) (゚)   (゚) | .|     ▂ ▪ ▂▄▅▆▇■▀▀〓◣▬ ▪ ■ … .
.../ /   ( _●_)  ミ/  .▂▅■▀ ▪ ■ ▂¨ ∵▃ ▪ ・ SEND THIS TO 69 OF YOUR FRIENDS
.(  ヽ  |∪|  /   ◢▇█▀ ¨▂▄▅▆▇██■■〓◥◣▄
....\    ヽノ /  ■ ▂▅██▅▆▇██■〓▀▀ ◥◣ ∴ ▪ .
...../      / ▅▇███████▀ ▪ ∴ ….▅ ■  ◥◣
....|   _つ◥▅▆▇████████▆▃▂  ▪ ■▂▄▃▄▂ OR ELSE
....|  /ω\ \ ■  ¨ ▀▀▀■▀▀▀ ▪ ■ ∴‥
....| /     )  )
.....∪     (  \
        \_)YOU WILL BE DIAGNOSED WITH AIDS!
Stranger: O SHIT
You: lol
You: dank memes
Stranger: YA GOT ME
Stranger: DETECTED THE NEWFAG
You: fuckin rekt dude
Stranger: wp mang wp
You: I'm new to trolling
You: thanks for playing along though
Stranger: Ye mang, good luck !
You: u too
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>>699837443
.........∩___∩ YOU HAVE BEEN SOUPRICE BUTTSECKSED BY PSYCHO GEORGE!
.....| ノ      ヽ../⌒)
... /⌒) (゚)   (゚) | .|     ▂ ▪ ▂▄▅▆▇■▀▀〓◣▬ ▪ ■ … .
.../ /   ( _●_)  ミ/  .▂▅■▀ ▪ ■ ▂¨ ∵▃ ▪ ・ SEND THIS TO 69 OF YOUR FRIENDS
.(  ヽ  |∪|  /   ◢▇█▀ ¨▂▄▅▆▇██■■〓◥◣▄
....\    ヽノ /  ■ ▂▅██▅▆▇██■〓▀▀ ◥◣ ∴ ▪ .
...../      / ▅▇███████▀ ▪ ∴ ….▅ ■  ◥◣
....|   _つ◥▅▆▇████████▆▃▂  ▪ ■▂▄▃▄▂ OR ELSE
....|  /ω\ \ ■  ¨ ▀▀▀■▀▀▀ ▪ ■ ∴‥
....| /     )  )
.....∪     (  \
        \_)YOU WILL BE DIAGNOSED WITH AIDS!
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>>699837093
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>>699821528
This is kinda cringey, lol.
Where is the anon I was talking to?
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Let's dislike the shit out of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHVl2URV13Q
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>>699837922
this
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>>699837922
ayy let's do it faggots
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>>699838096
>please stop following me
>my fucking sides
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http://skidpaste.net/paste?t=egGMzh
>when someone gives you Lizard Squad's DOX
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How many bots does this fucking site have? Jesus christ.
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>>699823827
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:^)
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Kek
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Fucking Rude.
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>>699838876
Me
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Idfk
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Gonna post a couple that I've gotten so far
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1/2
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2/2
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>>699840379
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>>699840805
>>699840379
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Got a link to their youtube channel
time to dislike every video
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>>699840926
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkpzTJbE0mKehO9l2gm53mw

So you can copy and paste
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>>699840857
>>699840805
>>699840379
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>>699840984
noturpersonalarmy
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Running into a lot of Dans now.
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MORE INTERESTS

MOOOORE
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Christopher if you're here I don't know what happened but my omegle disconnected when I left the page :(
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>>699841742
Hey bro its me
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I HAVE RECRUITED ANOTHER ANON, BROTHERS.
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>>699841742
Hi dude its me
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Dan are you in here?
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>>699842414
Dan?
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making gender fluid people seem mentally insane to one person at a time
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Too many Dans
But i guess that means we win
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this guy was persistent
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I'm out guys
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Danielle where r u
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Its come to this
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>>699843261
it is I, dan
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NEW INTERESTS
NOT OP

>Feminism
>blm
>lgbt
>movies
>olympics
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>>699843248
Use Tor.
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>>699835277
that sass tho
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>>699843446
Too lazy to get it, using the unmonitored omegle instead
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>>699843388
Behold, my double dubs of truth. Add me Dan ;)

http://steamcommunity.com/id/86687tutruty/
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Why are all these people want to talk on kik instead?
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Kek
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>>699843248
Usually those are fake, use an ip hider
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1/2
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2/2
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>>699844006
>>699844054
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kek
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LEMONS
Stranger: hiii
Stranger: ok so i'm16 f,
Stranger: and my kik username is:
Stranger: nirargault
Stranger: hope you chat with you soon ;)
Stranger has disconnected.

>hey, /b/ get noods from her
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pretty sure ive only been connected with other anons so far
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>>699844785
it's a bot newfag, kik bots are just scams
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>>699844785
Yeah, Sounds like its a Party Van!!
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>>699844925
cmon i was getting newfags to try to chatte with a bot
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[minecraft] is fucked. nothing but anons.
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Fuck is a jigger.
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>>699845131
sure
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I got Hot Pockets!
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>>699845268
Jigaboo + Niggers
2 derogatory words in 1 which mean the same thing but it's a good one
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>>699845396
okay i admit im a newfag
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>>699834751
>No immunities
Kek'd
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Finally 4chan does something g for the lulz
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Got a good one finally
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>>699821528
Bump for interest
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>>699830524
nigs
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IT'S LITERALLY ONLY US IN THE CHATS.

EVERYONE'S DAN
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>>699847263
Wow that kinda made me tear up
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>>699847420
All the real omeglefags migrated somewhere else
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>>699847420
Unfortunately, you're right
Any suggestions anybody?
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for the lulz
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So I just got banned from Omegle and it redirected my to a slut roullete site what the fuck?
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>>699847512
>>699847420
Speak for yourselves. I encountered some lost soul crying for suicide. That was fun to talk someone out of.
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>>699821528
Hi this is
[email protected]
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>>699847512
bombard an individual with memes? or put interest as games like WOW, LOL, skyrim.
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harambe
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>>699821528
just wow
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>>699847737
nice dubs
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>>699847769

fucking thanks
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>>699847630
haha me to, he asked if i could hook him up with drugs.
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>>699847737
harambe?
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>>699846367
newfag detected
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>>699847824
Being a kind soul, I extended a helping hand.
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>>699847626
Change ur ip, get an extension. You can use an ip hider on mobile too download an app
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>>699847943
Newfag detected
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>>699847943
How am I new I have been here all summer
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>>699847991
So you can never get unbanned? That sucks man.
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>>699847512
Chatous
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You: Hi.
Stranger: Hi, this is DAn
Stranger: whats up
You: nothing much
You: missing harambe
Stranger: Who's that
You: Fuck niggers
Stranger: Tell me about harambe
You: Hes my best friend.
You: He died..
You: Them cops shot him,.
Stranger: Wow really
You: Yeah
You: He was saving a kid and the cops shot him
Stranger: Was he black
You: Yes
Stranger: that's so racist
You: I know
Stranger: did the cops get sued
You: Nah
You: I really miss harambe though.
Stranger: what was he saving the kid from
You: His mom was retarded, and dropped her kid.
You: And he was just making sure that the kid was safe.
You: And then the cops shot him.
Stranger: :'(
You: yeah..
You: it's a hard time.
You: this is a really tough subject to talk about, sorry.
Stranger: I understand
You: well, I gotta go..
Stranger: I won't press the issue
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well
You: i'm tearing up over harambe
Stranger: bye
>You have disconnected.
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>>699848150
easy b8
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>>699848234
Nice fake story faggot
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>>699848150
"All Summer"..... Please headbutt a window, then take a shard and slice your own throat.
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Should we try Shamchat? It works pretty much the same.

http://www.shamchat.com/

Difference is, there's always faggots connected.
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>>699848349
Are u autistic
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>>699848381
How about you do that to yourself for falling for such shit bait.
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>>699848428
Yes
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>be me
>hanging out at the P.F Changs bar like usual
>see a very intoxicated looking homeless twink eyeing me from across the bar
>has a broken nose and pick marks all over his face
>homeless twink looks familiar
>realize twink is coconut head
>strike up conversation with twink
>ask him if he was coconut head
>twink says "i don't wanna talk about that part of my life"
>twink says he is poor and asks me to buy him a plate of Mongolian beef
>coconut twink ferociously eats the plate of mongolian beef, rice and all in a few minutes
>I leave to restroom, to take a piss
>I'm pissing at the urinal
>suddenly someone slaps my ass from behind
>i spray piss all over my shoes
>turn around
>it's fucking coconut head
>he drags me into a stall
>starts deep throating like a little champ
>coconut stops sucking
>he looks up at me
>he says "i'll finish ya off for an andrew jackson"
>i hand him a 20
>he then pushes me away
>opens stall door and flees into the night
not even kidding
fucking coconut faggot didn't even finish me off
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>>699848387
So I just tried Shamchat for the first time...

>This is a conversation between Dave Strider and yourself, Dan.

>Dan: Hi I'm Dan

>Dave Strider: Howell?

>Dan: I'll be whatever you want me to be tonight sweetie :)

>Dave Strider: Thanks appreciate it

>Dan: Let me pull out my huge cock, it lives on my grandpa's farm

>Dave Strider: Aw that's nice ur grandpa lets u keep it there

>Dan: There's also a lot of bitches, as in female dogs.

>Dave Strider: oh I really like those female dogs

>Dave Strider has left the conversation.
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Dan Gansliey
Do you know where this is from? Only about 500 people do guess away
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>>699821528
Nice
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>>699821528
>pewdiepie
>ever
>ever having a popular youtuber you like personally with their special interests when all they do is makin money off of you and wasting you fucking time
fucking kill yourself!

>minecraft

Go die DIEEEEEE
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>>699848795
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Stranger: Hi I am Dan
You: hi dan
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>>699848480
Maybe i took the opportunity to use his bait to bait you. The Baitrix.
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Anyone else trying Shamchat, I just encountered another person
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>>699848945
>http://www.shamchat.com/
>Hi I'm Dan
>FUCK

that you?
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>>699849160
People keep disconnecting before I can say anything
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From Shamchat:

This is a conversation between Markiplier and yourself, Dan.

Dan: Hi I'm Dan

Markiplier: Hi I'm Mark

Dan: Hi Markimoo, mind if I milk your breasts?

Markiplier: Not at all!

Dan: And slowly suck them.

Markiplier: Sounds good.

Dan: Tell me something..

Markiplier: Mhm?

Dan: In my ear...

Markiplier: Uh huh..

Dan: Describe me in one word...

Markiplier: Milky.

Dan: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Kek
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Mr cuban kill yourself
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>>699849441
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Keks are falling from the sky anons!
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>>699849423
top zoz
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>>699849441
10/10
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Alright so there might be a due lurking this thread and fooling and dan right now...and i just want to say fuck you
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Another one from Shamchat from me:

>This is a conversation between Jesus and yourself, Dan.

>Dan: Hi I'm Dan

>Jesus: i'm jesus

>Dan: Fcking spic

>Jesus left the conversation.
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Kek
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>>699849744
;) ;)
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Goddamnit anon
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>>699837093
Lost
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Top Cecil
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>>699849939
Real kik? Spam away
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>>699850501
>on my moms basement
lolwut
so like inbetween floors
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this is getting borin, more rage required
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Fukin normies.
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Kek anon
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>>699850707
Precisely
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>>699848895
Congratulations! You won the feminist award!
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>>699822830
Translation
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Fucking niggers Amirite?
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>>699821528
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>>699851415
What the fuck? My middle name is Donald and my last name is Anderson.
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>>699851507
And your second last name is nigel
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Anotha one
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>>699851713
Forgot pic
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Based Dan is based.
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dan..... why have you forsaken me?
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Jag talar inte svenska btw
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>>699852032
>It's too late
>You are my bitch

DYING
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logs. omegle. com/5ae2949
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>>699852220
now, thats how u dox ;)
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>>699821528
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>>699851009
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
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>>699851753
this isn't fun being drunk, anon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-nBveCDl4c
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>>699828238
So good
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Hi, this is Dan
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well, he recognized me

that's progress, right?
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Anyone up for a seperate one spamming rick harrison?
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>>699832347
This took me 10 minutes to type out you faggots better appreciate it
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You people suck at RPing
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>>699852220
raidd!
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>>699852032
Sorry for low quality.. im a long fag.
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>>699853413
Kek holy fuck
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>>699830524
this was funny
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You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: Heyy
You: hii
Stranger: Heyyy
You: hii i
Stranger: After 3 y's it just gets weird
You: sounds like a personal problem
Stranger: I mean yea, tru
You: toys r us?
Stranger: Great store
You: i used to work at one
You: nice people
You: shit work
You: so how are you tonight
Stranger: I mean sales seems like a shit job in general
You: define sales
You: its not like people at tru get paid commision or anything
You: comission?
You: DAMNIT GOOGLE FINE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPELL COMMISSION
You: apparantly like that
Stranger: I mean like, working as a cashiers and anything with customer service. I just think of that as sales.
You: oh i wasnt a cashier
You: i was a stocker
Stranger: Oh? Sorry, I just assumed.
You: YEA, YOU FUCKING DID
You: but its okay
You: ive also worked sales
You: i worked for siriusxm, in their cancellation department
Stranger: Ahhh- pft
Stranger: Siriusxm?
You: the satellite radio company
Stranger: Isn't that lIke a radi- yea
You: if you have a radio, you can actually get it pretty cheap
You: you need special siriusxm equipment though

cont...
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>>699853950
You: theyre too good for the standard fm or am wavelengths
Stranger: How many jobs have you had?
You: faggots
You: 3 so far, you?
Stranger: They're the hipsters of radio stations
You: i dont know if i would call them hispters
Stranger: 2 so far. Currently looking for my 3rd so I can finally quit working at a hell hole.
You: most hipsters arent quite so money grubbing
You: where do you work right now?
You: please dont say walmart
Stranger: Mm yes, I can feel the bitter through my phone.
Stranger: Oh, I work at a gummy bear factory. Aka, hell
You: wait
You: hold the fucking phone
You: (haha, get it? cause cellphone)
You: but for real
You: you work in a factory
You: that produces gummy bears?
Stranger: G r o a nStranger: Yea
Stranger: Well like
You: dude i hear factory workers get paid top dollar
You: are you union?
Stranger: The vitamin gummy bears.
Stranger: NO that's the worst part. I get shit for pay tbh. My factory job is shit compared to most.
You: what region are you in?
Stranger: I'm located in washington but it's not a normal factory job.
You: oooh i hear washington is really expensive these days
Stranger: You're damn right. I'm renting a 2 bedroom apartment for over 1000 dollars. Like, please kill me lmao
You: jesus
You: live in nebraska
You: i rent a 4 bedroom house
You: for 900
Stranger: Where do you liv- no don't say thay
You: nah its cool
Stranger: Do you want me to cry???
You: omaha has like 600k people in it
You: anyway, i got paid 10 an hour at siriusxm, best paying job ive had
You: i hope you make more than that?
Stranger: Yeah, 10.75. If I got a permanent job there it'd be 13 but like, nah Bru I'm good.
Stranger: What's your name?
You: hi, im dan
Stranger: Oh.
You: what is that supposed to mean
Stranger has disconnected.

the fucking nerve of some people
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Image limit reached

NEW THREAD TIME BOIZ
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>>699853984
>Ditched a possible friendship for meme
Good seeing that you have your priorities straight
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>>699854166
Dubs is right m80s
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>>699854546 NEW THREAD
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night night
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Kek just found another anon
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This is a moment of gold.
Have a great night anons.
This is what keeps me going.
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