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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>699625449
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
Kurwa.
Help, I'm too drunk for this.
If all you see is the worst in everything that's all you're going to get
Penny's gonna bail.
>Be back later probably~
>>699629438
QOTT: http://www.strawpoll.me/11001038
Claimed.
Saber claim pool party editon
>>699628841
On Toonami I'm guessing?
>How're you liking it?
still here
and
>>699629643
well it wont be that bad when it happens
>>699629677
Where's the who gives a shot option?
>claimed
>Accidently fell asleep edition.
>>699629820
>shot
Bah, you know what I meant
>>699629765
Who even has plain mugs
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>699629525
ty kurwa
>>699629875
Happens all the time.
Im off for games
>>699628841
Good stuff, let me know how it is
>>699628548
Gotcha, his other songs are pretty good so far
>>699629643
I'm gonna make a bot that posts random inspirational quotes all over /b/ and pay some Indians to solve the captchas.
>>699629820
Up your ass
Also
>47% DA JEWS
Thanks 4chan.
>>699629765
Don't let it
>>699629572
Hey man I'm back sorry for leaving you drunk alone
>Ate some dönner
I don't wanna be a drunk sperge here
>I get real spergy when I'm drunk alone
Whats up guys?
>>699630078
I have a better plan adopt a kid or two and you won't even have to pay shit to anyone
>>699630224
>drunk spörgels
Ah yes. Yeah. Yes...
>>699630269
Kids cost a hell of a lot more than Indians
Entertain me
Is there any discord channel or such?
>>699630378
Esdeath is not here
>>699630269
That would create the worst human, just a husk that solves captions while witnessing the worst of humanity before puberty.
Kinda like the spamers
>>699629056(Tomo)
What happened then? Or what did you wear?
>>699630375
Tru
>>699630486
Is that the degenerate autistic fuck?
>>699630343
>Wait what
Wat
I'm sorry whats up? You okay?
>>699629902
i dont. my mugs are blue with some weird designs
>>699630224
welcome back and nothing
>>699630378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sT99Y4AnmA
>>699630515
i worked and my shoes were not that great for it
>>699630650
Good enough
>>699630515
Rem, keep your clothes on!
>>699630607
Yuno ~
>>699630650
Hello Tomoko
>>699630477
>new poster
>Is there any discord channel or such?
Hmm
>>699629752
I'm not quite a fan of mecha, the only three I liked were NGE, Code Geass, and Gurren Lagann.
>>699629957
Will do.
>>699630650
So they were just kinda work out and shit? Blisters for days.
>>699629911
Hope I can get to sleep tonight, or at least get another nap in.
>>699630803
You only just noticed?
It was pretty obvious all along
>>699630650
You have a job?
Or are you the tomoko who said he had an it job? But I didn't realise it was you because there were 3 tomokos?>>699630782
Hey Alice bby
How are you?
>>699630607
Yes, I'm just fine.
>>699630803
I apologize for my new-faggotry
threads keep dying
>>699630813
>NGE Gurren Lagaan and CG
Muh nigga
>>699630847
Just how long did you sleep
>>699630782
hello alice
>>699630821
well i would walk and be on my feet all day. it was killing them
>>699630963
had. need to find a new one
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>699629957
Haven't listened to them that much.
>>699630847
I was tinking of doing the same.
Keyboard is starting to look comfy again.
>>699631070
You
Do something autistic that warrents a cap and laugh at for generations to come
>>699630477
There's a rabb.it stream but I don't think its up right now.
>>699630976
Okay cool probably just drunk
What are you up to?
>>699631070
Hey queen sorry bailing I was eating out with my brother
>>699631088
Ow sorry man didn't realise it was you
What job are you going to look for now?>>699631211
It is always up
>>699631196
what you consider autistic is different from what others think is autistic
>>699631075
About 3-4 hours.
>>699631114
Might as well go lay down, don't want Shizu saying you fell asleep saving botes again.
Guess what guys!
>>699631088
At least they weren't heavy. Hopefully.
>my neck, and everything below my hips still hurt
>>699631520
Shit forgot image
>>699631499
You have cancer?
![AA [21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Aq8GYNl.jpg "AA [21].jpg")
>>699631483
Cant say im not doing it :^)
>>699631482
You do not count as "others"
Now do something so I can laugh at you, chop chop
>>699631483
That's about how much sleep I get daily anyway
>>699631455
I read eating out my brother kek
but no problem man if you got plans go for it
/k/ has gotten extremely shitty in the past week holy shit
>>699631455
Yeah but like, is anyone on it watching anything?
>>699631714
Oi.
>>699631499
You're dying from Vitamin A poisoning?
>>699631455
its fine. nothing in particular
>>699631520
put some icy hot on it maybe get someone to help
>>699631714
Stop being an asshole kid
We're not your personal puppets
No
>>699631829
Welcome to summer
>o look famus 4chans
>lets see the boards
>Weapons! i love weapons!
>>699631843
I have special medicine for this shit
>>699631455
Trying to find new cool music, haven't found any yet.
I ended up on some random discord channel's voice chat, all they did was yell out memes so I quit.
>>699630885
Lewd, I don't mind though
>>699630963
I'm not doing too bad. Got pissed off at Rust and stopped playing
>>699631088
What are you up to Tomoko?
>>699631684
Well, I guess not. Still, don't wanna be sore again, right?
>>699631716
Yes, that was me in high school. I can work with it even now, but I'd rather not if I don't have to.
>>699631778
Oh hi cutie, how was work?
>>699631985
>>699631988
You both fucked it up god damn it
>>699631829
Yes?
>>699631850
Pretending to be a anonymous white knight won't help you Esdeath.
Nobody white knights an autist
>>699631714
piss off i dont entertain you who are you?
>>699631829
Nope
>>699631638
Wrong
I got a date with D.va girl!
Bup.
>>699632078
Special how?
>>699632085
sitting watching thread. you?
>>699632155
Your goddamn prom date
I'm waiting.
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>699632104
Yes, might as well finish farming kancolle a few more times and do so.
>>699631482
We all think you're autistic
>>699632085
Ayyy
>
>>699632337
Wood Lok oil. Basically oil version of Icy Hot but more potent
>>699631824
>Whats on a man's mind
Nah I always eat some dirty fucking fast food after drinking and I was just lucky my brothers home to drive my drunk ass
>>699631829
>Implying it wasn't always shitty
I think Alice and garde are on it atm, I could look but I'm not feeling it, might go later
>>699631843
Can I give you advice to stay away from a supermarket. It's really hard work and doesn't pay very well
>>699632079
Have you heard kanye's new album yet? Its pretty great
>Don't join random distord channels
>>699632085
Kek why did you get rekt in a stoning 1v1?
>>699631988
Summer just ended.
>>699632079
>All they did was yell out memes
10/10
>Just like you bb
>>699632125
Yer a fokkin cunt
>>699632261
Hot.Don't fuck it up.
>>699632365
What's a prom? Is it like a ball or something like that?
>>699632548
Watch your tounge or I'll cut it off from your head
>>699632548
Damn you are thirsty
>>699632365
meh not worth my time
>>699632467
not my fault
>>699632544
lucky you I hate my brother kek
flat image rynogt4
>>699632337
We just started watching The Dark Knight Rises
>>699632478
You have far too many lewds Rem-chan!
>tfw no lewds of Alice
>>699632544
No, I was after a horse and some guy just shot me with a bolt action
>>699632703
It is though
>>699632655
It has appear I have made an error, this little fuck wouldnt know what a prom is
>>699632703
You're hardly worth anything boy
>>699632478
oh. that sounds really nice i could use some of that my neck and shoulders.
>>699632544
I worked at kmart i know.
>>699632826
which one is that?
>>699632703
Yea me and my brothers are really close its great
Why do you hate him?
>Older or younger?
>>699632826
Dark knight rises?! FUCK ME
I'm tuning in
>>699632908
Wait you did? So it was other tomoko
I'm so lost I'm sorry
>>699632826
There's no such thing as too many~!
>>699632908
Gives a nice cool feeling. But the burning type of cool. It's not too expensive, it's like $10 for a bottle.
>>699632544
No, I don't listen to Kanye.
I painted out the stains on my screen. What does it look like?
>>699632686
I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU FAGGOT
>>699632697
Im just playing man
>>699632544
>TFW can't get drunk and eat dirty, greasy, disgusting 2 for 99¢ Jack in The Box tacos
>>699632826
That's a big movie
>>699632908
The best one.
>>699632898
what I do too you anyway im just sitting here and you jump on me for no reason
>>699632840
no I do what I do YOU think im autistic its subjective
>>699633083
younger and annoying as fuck
>>699631075
Yeah. Mecha is kind of a hit or miss with me, but I can tell you I'm a sucker for Fantasy.
>>699631778
Cute!
>>699633206
Looks like it could be an Ent sitting down.
>>699633287
I want to fuck you soo hard
>>699632908
The one with Bane
>>699633122
Such a cutie ~
>>699633216
Bullets cannot stop me
>>699633287
Waiting for the day you finally get put down like the dog you are
No.. dog is too kind to describe you
>>699633083
its alright i normally talk to you if that helps
>>699633122
it sounds nice its just hard to put that stuff on yourself
>>699633216
i meant like which villian does batman fight
>>699633560
ahh bane
>>699633560
>
>>699633644
This is literal liquid. I don't imagine it's hard unless you are not flexible.
>>699633531
same
>>699633642
are we role playing or is the just edge?
>>699632898
Bro I'm from new zealand, we don't have that shit here.
>>699633321
That is a lie
>>699632104
Good, but I'm not cute!
>>699633642
>50 rounds of Real Fuckin' NATO™ can't stop you
>>699634029
Hey qt how's it going
>>699634003
Kiwi
>>699634003
womens are stupid and i don't respect them
>>699634172
Yeah
>>699634301
Fucking Kiwi kike
>>699633216
Why not galil?
Because you're sick?
Stay mad it's fucking great
>>699633287
Kek that sucks
What does he do?
>Tfw I'm the youngest
>>699633642
You are edgy man
You must be the coolest kid in school
>>699633644
I think I got that since we talk well
Also you don't get sick of my shit so that's an indicator
>>699634405
btw why do you have a psychopath waifu?
>>699633897
you dont have to rub it in?
>>699634405
You arnt that bad i guess
>>699634405
just annoy me constantly lately coming in my room randomly and screaming to scare me being fuck face normal brother stuff
Waifu claimed
>>699633995
Next you're going to tell me your degeneracy is just pretend
>>699634003
Recommend you move out immediately
>>699634102
They won't even hurt.
>>699634405
Says the edge queen
>>699634728
Winston is better
>>699634513
I guess I fall for it
>Ex and stuff
I just think she is really cute on how much she can care for someone
>>699634534
I just feel like I fuck up a lot
But when did you quit your job?
>>699634721
Kek
>I remember doing these things
Sorry for you
How old is he
>>699634809
How am I being edgy?
>>699634369
So what nz is a hori shithole, blame the moaris an islanders they come here and live off of the benefit with there family of 10, and they think they have the right to complain about stuff, they're like fucken nigers.
>>699634029
No it's not, Koume. You're definitely a cute.
>>699633321
>Sucker for fantasy.
Yeah I'm with you there
>Cute
No you
>Late reply because I had to run an errand
You are all so cute I want to hug you
>>699634728
Except you.
>>699634976
>Knife
>Blood
>Psycho eyes
>Queen of yandere
Jesus christ just looking at you just cuts me
>>699634976
14 but he is the cancer of high school kek rings on his fingers saying nigga and fam all the time
>>699635250
Madoka is cute, CUTE
>Galil
>>699634809
>Implying even one of these wouldn't put you out of the fight
Stop trying to be edgy
>>699635250
I'll hug you
>>699635373
This is what's wrong with America today
Miho claimed
>>699634976
You dont and 2 maybe 3 weeks ago
>>699635250
hello
>>699635278
That's not me though
It's my waifu and she loves me
>I'm gonna ignore you because obvious troll
>I'll admit I fell for it
>>699635373
Holy fuck you sure you are related?
>>699635579
Guess you'll learn the hard way not to fuck with vampires with your lousy human toys
>>699635728
She does not love you, you are not yukiteru, you will die.
>>699635579
yep and Canada
>>699635728
yeah but he grow up with my parents after they started trying to not abuse thier kids
>>699635579
>>699630477
There is, actually. But they're super touchy about who they let in.
Gardy claimed
Well, I'm on thread for once. What's up?
>>699634534
You don't have to rub it too much.
>>699636359
Oh hey bby!
>>699636169
I really wish I could join. Please let me in.
>>699636359
Oh hey best poke isnt dead
>>699636359
nothing. you?
>>699636559
then that sounds really good.
>>699630602
Hey second-rate, how are you?
>>699636574
Hi bby! How u?
>>699636753
Hi there Yuno, I'm never dead, just usually in Shino's stream because it's easier for me.
How have you been?
>>699636960
Nothing going on here, just watching Dark Knight Rises in Shino's stream.
>>699636616
No you don't, the discord is concentrated faggot, only slightly diluted with autism.
>>699635672
Sorry intent is being a dick
Well I guess I wasn't here at the time so I couldn't know
I'm gonna let youknowgasai take over the thread as yuno claimer
I'm just going to watch a movie and sleep
See you guys later
>>699635860
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
I found your theme song
>>699636136
Yeah I know, you get the idea.Just search ".308 ballistics gel" or "7.62x51 balliatics gel" if you want to see it better.
>>699636359
XxX_EdGeLoRdsix6six_XxX is on a rampage.
>>699636616
They're a bunch of elitists and fags, you don't want them and they don't want you.
>>699637157
oh cool have fun
>>699637201
night
>>699637157
I forget thats a thing
I'm alright so far, waiting for post-con depression to kick in
>>699637159
I still want to check it out.
>>699637201
Leaving so soon?
>>699637241
>XxX_EdGeLoRdsix6six_XxX is on a rampage
wot?
>>699637355
Will do, thanks
>>699637429
You have fun at the con?
>>699637157
gd you are such a stupid faggot its a Pokemon you dumb nigger
>>699637525
Yea I'm tired from drinking
Also I feel awkward
>>699637159
this
team speak too
Hello again
>no life has returned
>claimed
>>699637889
Hello Juvia, how are you tonight?
YO! /WAIFU/ MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!
FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS 2D SHIT!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SACHI!
AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS 2D JAPANESE SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!!
COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUCKAS!!
>>699637638
Oh yeah, best con I had in the past 3 years
>>699637826
How so?
Claiming, how's it going?
Sachi’s dead
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was drawfagging with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Chrishop, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
>>699637792
Oh. I'm sorry...
>>699638032
>best con I had in the past 3 years
Yup, post con depression is going to hit hard, godspeed.
>>699638054
YUUUUUKKKKKKKIIIIIIII!!!!
>>699638169
god I love you so much I wish you could be with me you are a cool and vibrant anon
>>699638195
YUUUUUNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>699638169
It usually does after this con since its the last con I go to for the year
>>699638319
You should noose yourself
>>699638350
WUZ GUD MY NIGGA?
>>699638032
I dunno you're the og yuno
Feel like i I'm an imposter
>Probably just being a fag
>>699638444
TRIPS DEMAND IT
>>699638169
>post con depression
It's real. Every single time i cry myself to sleep, when I realize how awful my daily life is.
>>699638444
>trips
well I guess your right
AKIKO's Dead!
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was drawfagging with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Chrishop, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
>>699637201
Later dude.
>>699637150
Kill yourself.
>>699637157
>TFW stream doesn't work for my phone because data is shit
>TFW can't be there for the baneposting extraordinaire
>>699637429
Hey Gasai, how's it going
>>699637638
This guy >>>699635278 is being super edgy and an asshole.
>>699638319
Thanks, but I'd be scared to end up like a squirrel.
>>699638396
Ouch... That's going to hurt, I wish you best of luck with that depression :^)
>>699638523
Not a whole lot, finished up some work for the day, watching anime now while I wait for my ground beef to defrost. You?
>>699637157
Where is this stream??
>>699638169
>>699638603
Why would you get post con depression?
>>699638619
Esdeath's Dead!
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was drawfagging with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Chrishop, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
>>699638670
We're having a lot of fun in here, wish you could join.
>super edgy and an asshole
Thanks for explaining that.
>>699638834
https://rabb.it/shino83
>>699638013
>>699638101
nice meme
>>699639031
>>699638619
my right?
>>699637840
The teamspeak is rarely used, aside from when we're playing something.
>>699637484
Your funeral.
>>699638013
Nigger
