Waifu Claiming Thread: HOLOcaust Edition.
Previous:>>699629438
Rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>Gas Kikes
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Fuck bitches get money
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
Filthy early bake.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>699638683
true I understand
>>699638892
Its korbo you cunt
Gardy claimed
>>699638892
>HOLOcaust
Niiiiiiice
>>699639052
Hello Kyouko ~
>Claimed
Still here
Saber claim
>>699633321 (Laura)
>Sucker for fantasy.
Yeah I'm with you there
>Cute
No you
>Late reply because I had to run an errand
>>699638550
There were yunos before me
>Of course they're dead though
>>699638603
It's like the 3 days outta the whole year we feel genuinely happy
>>699638670
Grinding on destiny for a pimpin cloak.. and the damn boss won't drop it
>>699638683
Thank you garde, how was your weekend?
>>699638785
Whatcha watchin?
Mmm whatchu makin?
Grinding on Destiny and I'ma grill later
>>699639221
Hello.
>>699638910
Because all my best friends are there, who I don't really meet elsewhere. They live so far away. I feel so lonely in my hometown.
>>699639258
>Image
Claimed.
Hey hey hey!
Megumeme is best girl
I just came here for my forced meme
>>699639280
New episode of New Game right now, maybe switching to 91 Days later. Roommate and I are making some tacos!
Call me a week late to the party, but Crystal Pepsi is back. I am currently losing my shit right now. How did I not know about this sooner?
>>699635080 (Saber)
Only when I want to be, I tell you.
>>699639455
hello rikka
>>699639573
because it wasn't on discount :^)
>>699639163
Thanks for understanding :^)
>>699639280
Was alright until Sunday night, I had an "incident" when I tried to get banana ice cream at 2 AM
>>699639495
Not the 18th yet
>>699639573
I have no idea what that is.
>>699639573
So always?~
>>699639315
Hello
>>699639742
Mewfag
>>699638892
Real classy asshole.
>>699639280
>They're dead though
CONCERN.GIF
>>699639332
That sucks I guess.I don't go to cons, nor do I have anime liking friends in real life.I had to pretend I had no idea what AFest was, because I had business in Dallas for a few days and people kept talking about it.
>>699639702
Qt.
>>699639801
I mean, I know what it is, but it never existed in Italy.
Just like Dr. Pepper and other drinks.
>>699639573
L.A. BEAST HERE AND CRYSTAL PEPSI IS BACK!
This is the one, it'll work this time, I know it!
It's time to find out what the perfect Waifu build is, so let's find out the S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
This will happen naturally with the upcoming posts, all of which I'm confident will be highly informative and insightful. I've set it up, so just sit back and soak up the greatness of this Waifu build.
Last number of this post is her Strength out of 10. A zero counts as a 10.
Last number of the post below this one is her Perception out of 10. A zero counts as a 10.
And so on, for the remaining 5 attributes.
The result will be the objectively perfect Waifu build.
Without any GETs, the total cannot be above 28. For each GET within this post and the next six, the limit will be raised by 2, for an absolute maximum of 42. If it goes over what the limit is supposed to be, I've done something wrong.
Let's go.
>>699639702
I CAME HERE FOR MY FORCED MEME
>>699639759
Hello there.
>>699638892
>>699640021
Does anything except pizza and pasta exist in italy?
>>699639108
WAKE ME UP
Hello
>no life is back
>claimed
>>699640105
I just noticed that's her spear she has it on kek
>>699640021
>Dr pepper
Good taste
>>699640146
Maybe.
>>699640062
>>699640077
>>699640105
>>699640109
>>699640146
>>699640148
>>699640322
Hmm, what went wrong?
Maybe Strength, Perception, Endurance, Charsima, Intelligence, Agility, Luck isn't the right set...
Maybe it stands for something else...
>>699640077
Fake
>>699640012
Not cute
>>699640391
Blueberry Fanta is best soda
>>699639618
Heya esdeath how is it going?
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>699640148
No, bother someone else.
>>699640391
Yep it's her spear.
And you're still posting the sample of that pic :^)
>Dr. Pepper
Never had it, as I said, doesn't exist in Italy.
>>699640631
>>699640659
You're the only faggot I can tolerate here.
>>699639455
Sweeheart!
>>699639558
Never seen those
>tacos
>ground beef
.. with tortillas at least righ..?
>>699639573
I never had one but I wanna try
>>699639671
Do you want to share that story?
>>699639742
OOOOOO BOY I do not want to live in italy anymore
Fuck those who say I should just cause my last name is italian
>>699640322
Juvia with hair down is cute
>>699640756
Akame!
>>699640582
Like I said last time, use D20 stats.
Strength
Dexterity
Constitution
Intelligence
Wisdom
Charisma
1-20 with 1 being animal tier 10 being average human and 20 being the absolute maximum possible ever.
>>699640631
Rikka! What's up?
You are aware that half the new people are just semi old people who've just started posting with different personas, right?
It's pretty obvious
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>>699640758
Now thats just sad.
>>699640886
hey there. Still on the big rs grind?
>>699640717
Heya! I missed your explosions
>>699640899
Heya Yuuki just got home from work, gonna eat then probably start practicing for today!
>>699640886
Dahleeng!
>>699640886
Yes, with tortillas. I may not know the ways of Mexican cuisine, but I know tacos use tortillas. Why is ground beef bad?
>>699640758
Then leave
>>699641091
Not at the moment, I'm grinding on Destiny
>>699640583
That's the point
>>699640927
point some out
>>699640686
Shush :^)
Oh that's a shame got the Chinese knockoff brand at least? :^)
>>699640905
Why does this woman have spilled red gummy bears in a field?
>>699641032
I can't imagine sleeping there is sanitary.
>>699641137
I think you replied to the wrong person.
But wew.
>>699639648
Sachii plz.
>>699639702
Still a cute.
>>699639759
Maybe.
>>699639742
>>699640021
>Not knowing what Crystal Pepsi is.
>Was sold in the U.S., Canada, Australia, and Europe durring 1992-1993, and for a month during 2015.
>Lives in Italy, which is part of Europe.
Explain please.
>>699640035
I know, right?
>>699640886
Try it. Don't ask, just do it.
>>699640962
Yeah, I know, the commie is the only one I actually like.
>>699641189
Nah.
>>699640582
>>699640899
Are you sure?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11001688
>>699641435
What commie?
Is this guy still here?
>>699641224
Togame, that Madoka claimer, probably some more I can't remember off the top of my head
>>699641137
Nice! I love the dedication, keep it up! I finally got Dammit by blink-182 down.
>>699641137
Hey hey! I heard you have telegram??
I'm grilling in a sec so.. yeah
>>699641162
I never heard of anyone using ground beef for the beef, normally I grill fajitas and chop them up
>>699641382
You goddamn right Ima go try them
weebs go home
>>699641619
Togame is from other places
Madoka is more possible obvious
>>699641609
Tomoko's a girl, not a guy, silly.
*bah dum tiss*
>>699641681
This is their home.
>>699641382
>>699641204
That game looks fun. Too bad I don't have friends on xbox to play with. I only play guitar hero from time to time. Such a waste haha
>>699641348
Oh shit sorry, thanks tho
>>699641628
Ohhhh I can play the drums for that song!
>>699641636
I do actually! It is @TheTyrantsEye
Grilling, what ya making qt?
>>699641749
>possible obvious
Shit, i meant to say possible
>>699640773
poor tired slavic man.. He needs good squat.
>>699640886
>2 AM about to start watching Dune in the stream
>I really want a snack so I got to my freezer for some banana ice cream
>None in freezer
>Store that has the ice cream is about a 7-10 minute run away
>Decide to go for a run for my ice cream
>Sprint to the store and get my ice cream
>halfway back I trip and fall flat on the ice cream and it's all over me
>I'm freezing and drenched, but I decide I still want ice cream
>run back an get a new bucket
>Get a few weird looks, but I succeed in getting my ice cream
>Running home again and I realize that the carton is torn at the bottom and it's leaking all over the place
>Run back to the store exhausted
>realize I'm out of money
>Give up on the cream and go home
>While running back I didn't see a mailbox in the dark and hit it full force
>Drenched in ice cream, slight scrapes on my arm, freezing, new bruise forming on my side, and missed half the movie
Meme arrow time
>>699641860
Destiny is a grindfest but if you mind that and like Halo/Borderlands then you're golden
YES you need friends to play with, solo play is suffering
My xbox is literally a halo machine
>>699639163
Do you have the original one?
>>699641636
Really? Most Mexican restaurants serve tacos with ground beef.
>>699642026
Man, I don't know how you can keep that rhythm going for so long. That song (and most of their songs actually) kill my arms.
>>699641435
You're too restrictive with your opinions of others.
Many anons are like you here.
>>699640035
>>699641382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8mo50j5g08
>>699641189
Kill yourself, Graecus scum
>>699642097
I love Borderlands and Halo, very much disliked Destiny though.
>3 guesses why
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>>699641435
Go find someone else to talk to, im going to take some pills and passing out to hopefully never wake up again.
Night.
>>699642248
No, I just hate everyone.
That's not really restrictive.
>>699642384
Night faggot, dream of Putin while you sleep.
>>699641860
THE CUTE
>>699642026
The usual. chicken breast and fajitas
>>699642082
Jesus christ, talk about bad night
>>699642227
WHAT KIND OF MEXICAN RESTURANT ARE YOU GOING TO??!?!?
JESUS CHRIST, NO I NEED to grill you something when I get there
>>699642379
>Meta
>Bungie
>Grindfest
>>699641382
>Maybe
What a tease
Waifu claimed
>>699642620
Okay mister, what usually goes in tacos??
>>699640631
sorry for late reply sup man im good just on stream atm
>>699641382
Well 92-93 is too early for me, 1995 here.
>One month in 2015
Can't really know about something I don't care for.
Also Europe doesn't necessarily mean whole Europe, I need to search a bit to find out it it was sold here, curious now.
>>699641254
Probably, but I never really bothered to find it out.
>>699642227
It hurts but my arms have been trained!
>>699642620
Ohhhhh god that sounds super good right now! C..can I have some?
>>699642854
Das coo what are they watching?
>>699641435
You are so self righteous it's irritating, go use the shitty telegram group you made in January or the teamspeak as your personal whine ground about how much you hate the way threads are.
>>699641382
Still a heretic ;^)
>>699642620
Yup... it sucked
>>699642824
Nigga you need to grill some fajitas and chop it up into bitty pieces
NOT ground beef, thats some taco bell shit right there
>>699642907
Of course hun! All you have to do is ask!
Fight me faggot.
>>699643086
I'm so sorry garde
HOPEFULLY next time you're more careful
>>699642097
I played plenty of borderlands but yeah I know I shouldn't bother playing it without a party
>>699642529
no u
>where'd you get such a cute tail
Reminder that all eyetalians are sickly orange, support nazis, and live mostly in swamps
Have a nice day
>>699642620
>Guns were shit, everything was the same and retarded
>Game made no sense at all
>The fucking upgrading and equipping systems made no sense and made revolvers the only viable choice LMGs were so shit tier it was ridiculous.
Close enough though.
>>699642907
>It hurts but my arms have been trained!
Lewd.
>>699642967
Still a cutie
>>699643228
OK.
>>699643248
>next time
no... never again...
>>699642907
I don't even think I can get to the speed of his drumming lol, just unreal. I can make it until about the guitar solo in Tom Sawyer before my arms just can't take anymore lol.
>>699643091
Maybe I like ground beef with my tacos. Maybe I wanna cook them however I damn well please!
>>699643091
Feed me pls my arms are so weak I cant move!
>>699643476
Woah woah woah not what I mean kek
>>699643567
just playing fast all the time makes it not so hard but its still hurts after a while
The Fire Rises
>>699643476
Still a horo
>>699643091
Taco bell is god tier though
Caesalupas, Doritos Locos Tacos
>>699642907
batman
>>699644002
I guess I'm more familiar with kind of slower paced rock, like Led Zeppelin and Wolfmother
>>699644198
Don't say that to Yuno, he may actually kill someone
>>699643382
There is /dg/ but they're full of self entitled fags who thinks they're hot shit cause they carry alot of people
>>699643476
Those are fixed in TTK expantion.. though its a huge middle finger to us year one players and our progression we made
>>699643540
lol
>>699643567
Boy just you wait, I'ma deflower your taste with my cooking. You're gonna think ground beef is absolute shit when Im done with you
>>699644002
W-Well this is escalating pretty quick
>>699644198
Na nigga REAL mexican tacos is god tier
>>699644176
By the time I saw the light it was nothing to be but blinding
>>699644340
The cheesy core burritos tho.
>>699644198
The Dorito tacos are SHIT dude.You could get a better flavor by putting doritos in a normal taco.
>>699644340
>I'ma deflower you
Well, OK then.And no they weren't, I played less than a month ago and it was shit.
>>699644273
Dope
>>699644324
WOMAN YA KNOW YA WOMAN
>>699644340
I..it did? I thought thats what my darleeng is suppose to do for me?
>>699644703
Show legs again
>>699644340
Bring it on!
>>699644957
That song is so great. I saw them live a few years back and they blew my mind. Such a good band.
Gotta go work on dinner, going to make the GROUND BEEF for my TACOS *glares at Yuno*
>>699641609
i was showering
>>699644340
gross I'd rather not play than play with that kind of people
>>699644703
Ima slap you boy
>>699644859
Solo or group
>>699644957
Kinda walking on some thin ice here, lets be careful
>>699645095
BOY I swear
>>699645475
Its your best option or suffer with me as a solo player
FUCK YOU DESTINY RNG I DONT WANT YOUR SHITTY AUTO RIFLE
GIVE ME MY CLOAK
Off to grill, cya
>>699644176
i typo'd the filename fuck
>>699645606
Ay gotcha nevermind then kek
>>699645095
Like that song and maybe one or two more I like from them other than that not too big of a fan
fuck it i cant sleep and i want to talk
anyone still here?
>>699645818
i fucking love this
>and you
>>699645606
I mainly played solo.I played a little group but not much.
>>699646188
yes
>>699646188
hngggh
now hug me
>>699646188
Yeah whats up, why can't you sleep?
>>699646551
I'll hug you
>>699646444
Hey tomoko, good to see you
Whats up?
>>699646551
Id hug the shit out of you
>And some ass
>>699646682
I'm having pain all over my body again
>This happened yesterday maybe you read it
Back off qt is mine
>>699646188
I've also been having trouble sleeping recently.
>>699646684
nothing. thinking of doing something but im not sure
>>699647012
I have seen that
Whats up with you?
>>699647116
What are you thinking of?
>>699646682
>>699646684
Threesome!
>>699646939
That sucks.
>Fight me nigga he's my qt trap
>>699647323
I wouldn't mind spitroasting you tbh.
>>699647323
Uh
>>699647432
If you're fine with this galil
>>699647259
ive got a eleven on my steam thinking of something new but i dont know
>>699647259
I'm not too sure.
Late reply is late.
>>699641636
Yeah, you go and do that.
>>699642321
>L.A. Beast.
I don't think this concerns me.
>>699642888
Now I want to figure this out too.
>I'm also Italian, but live in the states.
>Tfw I still can't figure out my ancestry.
>>699642631
>What a tease.
What, like some of my lewds?
>>699642967
>Koume calling me a heretic despite them not being online when I made the switch.
Who are you and what have you done with Koume?
>>699647432
>>699647440
Ah
>>699647547
I'm not sure what that meam
>>699647793
That sucks even more
Is it anything physical?
Or is it because school is comming up and you want to have as many awake hours before?
>I knew I did this
>>699648019
Ah?
You want to get spitroasted?
