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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKO6TbFzMmI
Mastery 7 on Soraka ^-^
Akiko claimed
>>699584157
Only if you take me to dinner first.
>>699584312
FoxGun?
>>699584482
Hello.
>>699584523
Is that a cute Bote?
So how are my tovarishchi doing this morning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySjXFjLTagQ
Mornin sunshines
>>699584860
Yes am fox gun.
>>699584860
>Is that a cute Bote?
Yes and no.
>>699584919
Tired.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>699584860
No, here and now.
>>699585046
Hasn't school started yet?
Or does autistic school start later then normal?
Hey guys I'm back from being a useful human being
There was a dead bird in my hedge and it got stuck in my chainsaw
What happened to you guys today?
>>699584977
Mornin FoxGun.
>>699585012
A cute Bote, but not my Cute Bote?
>>699585137
Will I at least get some chicken tendies afterwards?
>>699585188
Starts this Thursday.
I just wanted to live a quiet life.
Here as always.
>>699585219
Yes and yes.
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>699585219
Only if you do a good job at it.
do you faggots even own a life?
>>699585295
Kira is the best Jojo antagonist
>>699585188
School here starts on the 26th.
>>699585214
You chainsawed a dead bird?
>>699585219
Good morning person I don't know.
>>699585046
Go back to sleep then
>>699585476
Yeah.But I'm sick so my life is on pause.
Mine
>>699585486
I'm glad you understand.
>>699585722
I didn't sleep much, I've been up for 8 hours now.
>>699585722
It was hiding in my hedge man, I didn't see it because if I porpusely chainsawed a dead bird id be mental
>I'm not esdeath remeber
So are you still feeling sick?
RED LEADER STANDING BY
>>699586118
>>699585722
I'm blind
>I'm sick so my life is on pause
Has it gotten worse?
>Mfw some retard on /k/ says tasers are 100% non lethal and can not kill you or set off a reaction, killing you
>>699585874
Well go to sleep then
>>699586118
Did it splat or did your chainsaw just jam up?
>>699586267
No, but I don't really like shitting my guts out in a public restroom
>>699586584
Maybe he doesn't realize pacemakers are a thing either.
>>699586584
I actually cannot think of a good reason to not go to sleep. But I probably shouldn't do it.
>>699586584
>Wait even I know that shit can kill you
>Is /k/ just full of retardation
It just jammed, it was 80% bones and all dried up
I'm glad I'm not a fan of maggots
>Public restrooms
Why don't you shit at home?
Why don't you stay ate home if you're sick?
Is thread kill?
>>699585309
Well damn.
>>699585392
I'll do my best.
>>699585722
Hey, we've talked a few times now!
>>699585307
>Rattles
Obligatory claim
This fucker is slow this morning.
We should get a waifu game of Red Alert going.
We can play 4v4 and battle it out!
Look at this AMAZING looking movie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxI6zACECTw
>>699586818
Sleep is the 2nd most important thing for the body.
>>699586916
Yeah but I don't know your waifu so its hard for me to remember you.
>Also filenames
>>699586870
That's why I'm staying at home.Also, gross.
>>699587661
>TFW no PC
>>699587880
Hey, I got two hours, I should be fine.
>>699587880
Ah, I switch between mobile and laptop/desktop posting. So my Filenames switch between image and actual names.
>I'm Makoto by the way.
>>699586916
>Rattle rattle
Hi there.
>>699584797
Stop being a lazy fuck with the Ohayou's and make one for Nui Harime.
>>699588297
How's it going today, Shizu?
>>699588366
He doesn't have photo shop. Supposedly.
>>699588688
Ehh. Having a bit of an annoying spell of insomnia. Other than that though, i'm fine.
How about you?
>>699588869
Just relaxing in the living room. Decided to wash all of my riding gear before tomorrow, so I'm just waiting for that to finish so I can put my helmet pads outside to dry since I can't put them in the dryer.
>>699589079
Ah fun. Going riding tomorrow then?
thread so comfy.
>>699589606
thread so dead
>>699589545
All the way to LA to meet Iowa and probably Ika. But I haven't washed the lining in my helmet since I got it, and I don't really have any plans for today yet, so I figured if I washed them now as the sun is rising, I could easily have them dry by noon.
>>699589606
I believe the term you're looking for is, in fact, dead.
Yuno baby, come to the stream! Everyone else is welcome as well
>claiming
Stirfry is my waifu I would fuck this pan
>>699587880
Then what are you going on about with the public restrooms?
>I said no maggots
>>699589857
Be right baby
Was walking my doggo
>>699589788
Oh wow. That should be fun.
>>699590025
Why do I always forget a pic
>>699590050
>Dichromia
>Cat-girl
>loli
Hello cutie ~
>>699590025
Bork woof doggo, not the snip snap kind?
>>699590185
Hi.
>>699590185
What does that even mean?
Never miss again
>>699590050
Yep. The plan is to pick Iowa up, go visit the USS Iowa, and then go over to Squids. Then drop Iowa back at home and head home myself.
>At least that's my plan.
The NFL's official steering grip, papa johns pepperoni
>>699590185
Usually not a cat girl, but hi.
>>699590617
Lol, nice. Amusing place to take Iowa.
>>699590719
Go to sleep Mugi.
![AA [15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xk4DQna.jpg "AA [15].jpg")
>>699590254
Hello, How are you doing today?
>>699590755
Never watched that anime before
>>699591974
I'm fine, just kicking back with some music, like always. Also very tired. You?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugcZ8vuQvjg
>>699591936
Back to boats?
>>699591974
It's not all out yet, so me neither. That said, Shizuru was my waifu before i knew they were making an anime.
>>699592160
Watching 30 Days of Night in the stream with these other nerds, then going to play some Rust with an IRL friend
![BB [S] [45].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g1LBE3F.jpg "BB [S] [45].jpg")
>>699592295
Just page 9
>>699592297
Forgot my picture!
>>699592295
Ah, I don't really read Manga. Got to start doing some of that though
Cirno claim
I'm back my grandma called me to talk about her tomatoes.
>>699588159
Sleep deprivation is bad for you.
>>699588269
Alright, I'll try to remember you
>>699590006
With it on the oven or off?
>>699590025
I don't know.
>>699590185
Snip snip doggo
>>699590617
Hilarious
>>699590719
10/10.
>>699592160
SLEEP
>mfw rage quit penalty will be more strict
>mfw LP docks
>mfw no more button mashing retards running away when they get stunned
>mfw more stable netcode
>mfw I can go back to taunting right before victories again
August update a best.
>>699592372
So just bumping with boats?
>>699592421
Miss again. She's in a VN.
>>699592372
let the trhead die if nthing is being discussed
>>699592673
autists are incapable of doing so
>muh 24/7 faggotry
>>699592673
Let yourself die.
QOTT: Who are we? Where do we come from? Why are we here?
>>699592879
I'm a complex carbon based life form come from a pairing of two carbon based life forms who is only here to suffer the misery known as life
one of you faggots tell me goodnight please.
yes, I only came to this thread to ask for that.
I'm that pathetic.
>>699592965
I agree
All i know is i think there for I am, Everything else is up for debate.
>>699593113
Goodnight bby
>>699593113
Goodnight.
>>699592471
But why?
>>699593189
thanks. good day/night to you too.
>>699593113
goodnight, sweet prince
>>699593113
Good night anon, everyone needs to have someone to talk to sometimes, it's not pathetic.
Come back again tomorrow!
>>699592490
What game is this?
![AA [27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9eA6OeU.jpg "AA [27].jpg")
>>699592569
Yes
>>699593217
>>699593276
thanks and thanks. im off now, continue your waifu stuff
>>699593295
probably
>>699593113
Ubit' sebya
>>699593189
>All i know is i think there for I am
how can you be sure that you're the one doing the thinking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXW91HkbSKs
>>699593383
>>699592471
perhaps you are sicker than you thought
tomatoes are pretty interesting tbh
>>699592879
Let us have compassion for those under chastisement. Alas who are we ourselves? Who am I? and who are you? Whence do we come and is it quite certain we did nothing before we were born? This earth is not without some resemblence to a goal. Who knows but that man is a victim of devine justice? Look closely at life. It is so constituted that one senses punishment everywhere
>>699593113
goodnight!
>>699592471
Also, it's not really sleep deprivation, I've only been up for like 10 hours.
~Shiro
Why are you posting your waifus on a board full of niggers?
Well i'm going to try to catch some Zzzs. If i'm back in 20 minutes, insomnia is better at this than i am, otherwise, good night all.
>>699593629
Good night cutie ~
>>699593629
You should try going to sleep three hours at a time, not 20 minutes. Goodnight.
![AA [29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BRXpRnI.jpg "AA [29].jpg")
>>699593629
Dont wake up
>>699592879
Who the fuck knows or cares.I'm just going to suffer and shitpost.
>>699593217
Sleep is the 2nd most important need.
>>699593295
It is a bit pathetic.
>>699593316
SaintsCraft 4:Goku's a Cuckold: GOTY Edition
>>699593499
You as well.
>>699593551
I hate tomatoes though.
>>699593558
It technically is.
>>699593629
Good night sweat prince
>>699593857
I realize that. Sure, I may have minor sleep deprivation, but it's not that big a deal. My sleep schedule needs to stay in check too, it's 11 AM for me.
>>699593857
Stupid fox.
>>699593316
I was going to tell you, but we'll just let
>>699593857's lackluster explanation suffice.
Jeez, that was a pain in the ass. But I finally got the helmet ready for Iowa to use.
>>699593113
Goodnight.
>>699593857
>Hate tomatoes
Why? Because they're healthy?
>>699594243
>I bet you liked it then
How long did it take you? You were gone pretty long
>>699594422
Tomatoes are disgusting.
>>699594422
They taste like shit IMO.Unless it's on a burger
>>699594120
Thanks bb.
>>699594065
Bish nigga, ima fukk u up
My girl
>>699594725
Cute thumbnail
>>699594676
You wish, silly cunt. I'll put you in the ground.
>>699594826
Oi wot ya fokkin cunt I'll fokkin shot ya mate
>>699594422
>Wew
Quite a bit. Put the lining back in, and noticed the visor was terrible. My dad had the side covers keeping the visor on held on by fucking screws, so I had to unscrew them, scrubbed the visor down as good as I could, then screw them back on, and reset the liners again.
>>699594952
>cockney threats and memes
>>699595171
MAL'CHIK , CHTO KHERA TEKH
>>699594516
They are really not
>I eat them as snacks from time to time
>>699594676
You're the illustration of an American
>>699595075
>I was afraid you'd be butthurt about it
Damn it does sound like a hassle
I didn't quite follow your last conversations care to explain to me why you did all this?
>>699595364
I DON'T SPEAK COMMIE YOU FUCKING RUSSIAN SHIT
>>699595440
I'm an unironic caricature to be honest.And I love it.
>>699595545
>
>Galil
>Best fox claim
>>699595545
but Galil is a jew
>>699595631
>>699595613
Russian, Jew, fuck em both in the same boat.
Claiming, how's everyone?
>>699588366
Didn't Nui already have one?
>>699588721
I finally got my license renewed but I admit I'm going slow on the ohayou's. Simply busy with other shit and making nothing but ohayou's gets boring after a while.
>>699592879
We are incredibly complex biogenerators with the sole biological purpose of self-replication, same as the RNA we supposedly came from. There is most likely no actual reason why we're here
>>699595440
Tomatoes are like if someone decided to cut off the sphincters of a dead person that's been rotting in an alleyway for two weeks, and for some reason the damn idiot decided to put that shit on my plate.
>>699595768
No.
>>699595678
>Galil
>>699595768
We're the end result of leaving a bunch of organic slop outside to bake in the sun.
>>699595828
Sphincter is supposed to be singular.
>>699595828
I'll put her on the list. Tell her to keep looking for one in the meantime
>>699595876
Sounds like quite the oversimplification but I don't know enough about biogenesis to refute it
>>699595678
Ty chertov negr i, krome togo , rogonosets
Creepy scientist seaweed waifu is best waifu
>>699596233
Best girl
>>699595613
Kek I love it as well
>You know Russian though so I'm not sure
>>699595828
>Sphincter
Is that some clever way of saying it tastes like shit? Because they don't look alike at all
>>699595754
okay i suppose. tried not claiming. my amount of replies is still zero, and ive seen no one try to claim her for himself.
so, im just lurking now
>>699595440
>Oh you cheeki cunt
Ya my helmet is much easier. Pop off liners, quick release visor with snap on sides.
His has velcro, snaps, and plastic lock ins for the liner. Screws holding the visor lock in. The visor plastic is peeling off somehow. And half the vents are missing.
>>699596301
Glupaya shlyukha zadnitsu ne mogu dazhe sdelat' nauku.
>>699596489
Ladno.
>>699596398
They taste very bad, yes.
>>699596489
who do you usually claim?
>>699596599
>>699596611
heh, isn't telling you gonna ruin my point?
Morning.
>>699596750
Morgen. Sleep well?
>>699595754
I'm fine, and you?
>>699596511
>I was going to make one more butt fuck it
>It's hard to think of good ones so I'll quit
Oh that sounds pretty cool, you did all those customisations yourself?
So you still need to do some shit to it or what?
>>699596602
Kek then I laughed
I guess everyone likes something else
>>699596904
Pretty good, just hanging out for a few minutes before work
>>699596747
i guess it kinda does
just there arent a lot of waifus who are claimed so often which havent already been claimed
>>699596712
Pedik.
>>699596904
Zasypay.
>>699597121
>>699597069
well, mine isnt the most popular of girls...
>>699597121
Zabud' moyu fotografiyu.
>>699596904
Yeah, the usual.
Slept just a bit more today, I guess.
>>699596750
Mornin Kyokokoko.
>>699597016
>These puns are ass
Nah, my helmet is just fairly new.
Nope. That helmet is good to go for the trip tomorrow. Now it's just a matter of waiting for my lining to be dry so I can put the speakers back in the helmet and put it all back together.
>>699597230
Idti spat'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah7jZeMas70
/waifu/ is officially shit with all these forners.
BUILD THE FIREWALL
>>699597347
>I like you
Where are you going? Just work?
You do know what you are doing so I'll take your word
>>699597311
Morning. I guess you stole some sleep from me today.
>>699597311
Sleep is nice. Not so nice when you only get two hours of it.
>>699597425
Kak naschet nyet.
>>699597507
Smotrite vyshe moyego otveta.
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EZ
>>699598168
Anti-Semite
>>699598323
Jew Sympathizer
How much of a cuck can you be?
>>699598419
>Implying I'm not a jew myself
>>699598639
Of course you are. Only a Jew would call someone ignoring a Jew an anti-semite, you fucking nose goblin.
Go huff some mustard gas you fucking kike.
I live in a duplex that my family owns. I have half that i pay rent for and my mom and stepdad live in the other unit. We share internet. I just turned off all their devices through the mac address filtering on the router so they fuck off and go away.
Is this awesome?
>shino, is your internet working?
nope maybe the internet is down?
>>699598168
Trakhnuli suchku, pedik.
>>699598961
Resorting to thumbnails to bypass my lazy filters?
What an attention seeking jew cunt.
Sorry I'm the only truly active member on the community at the moment, but it's your fault that you suck.
>>699599048
Ubey sebya vy otstalyy pidor.
>>699598752
Dick move.
>>699599221
Still using that retard language huh?
Well. EZ.
I've actually never used filters, so I'll just hide your posts manually. Nothing I'm not used to.
>>699599048
>Sorry I'm the only truly active member on the community at the moment, but it's your fault that you suck.
FUCKING ELITISTS GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>699599455
wanna join my discord? too bad bitch nigga
wanna join my telegram? too bad bitch nigga
Stay mad bitch nigga
>>699599425
Poluchit' razbituyu yebut mal'chika.
>>699599425
do you filter me?
>>699599597
erp with me
>>699599696
Why would I filter you?
You aren't half as cringe as that stupid Galil shitter.
>>699599719
I fuk u with big cums
GG NO RE
>>699599783
can you not have big cums pls
>>699599696
He doesn't know Pyccnan and is NAD at me for that.
Plus Galil is Israeli so he hates me irrationally.
>>699599719
Net, ya poshel na khuy bol'shoy diplom.
>>699599783
>
>>699600034
I only have big cums.
>>699600058
Was meant to say mad not NAD, dumb phone.
>>699600096
get small cums then
>>699599783
I'm just here to have fun and talk to people. Watch anime and play games. Some people hate on me.
I think you're the tomoko i like, so i was hoping i didn't fall into your filter group.
This tomoko is a fucking cringe lord
>>699600096
Tol'ko bol'shiye konchayet vy poluchayete eto v rot i zhopu , ty grebanyy gomo.
>>699600319
Correct.
>>699600058
>>699600058
No. It's because you act like a sperggy anime club member who gets off on telling people what happened last time on Naruto. But with guns. And then you start shitting off in her CHEEKI BREEKI horse shit and you expect me to respond to that?
Fuck off.
>>699584705
Please tell me the name of the manga, i cant remember it
>>699600496
Deadman Wonderland
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