Waifu claiming thread.
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>>699584705
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Warspite is alright.
Back from a sweet dinner
The other thread finally died i see
So what are you all eating this moment?
>I had some sweet stake with carrots and a salad
>>699600391
>You have hobbies THAT AREN'T MINE
>FUCKING KILL YOURSELF REEEEEE
Not even memeing here, you're a literal elitist.
>>699600593
Good concept, bad execution.
>>699600647
I'm probably going to make oatmeal.
Also you shouldn't eat stakes, they aren't really edible
>>699600682
That's not it at all. It's how you represent your hobby. Enthusiasm is fine, but learn some restraint.
Reminder: Elitism is good.
>>699600647
Nothing at the moment. Had a roast beef sandwich for lunch tho.
Where's my little Tommykoko?
>>699600913
>Elitism is good.
Yeah, no, go fuck yourself mudak.
>>699600820
Kek
>Nah man I like to deepthroat that shit
>Fuck my phone though
Sounds nice, you sure you can eat yet?
>>699600913
That's a sweet lunch nice going
>>699601133
here
>>699601134
Go take some 45 caliber aspirin.
>>699601178
Oh, Tommykoko. I love you so. I wish I could nuzzle myself into your soft underarms.
>>699601159
Yeah I can eat, especially oatmeal, oatmeal never hurt anyone.
>>699601204
>45 caliber
Where am I going to find a gun that has a bore of 3 foot 9 inches?
:^)
>>699601571
I don't know, maybe a fucking battleship or an anti-aircraft gun. Go stick your head inside the cannon.
>>699601571
You're the "gun expert" make it happen.
>>699601395
Hohoho! That is not how you court a waifu! Observe, grasshopper!
>The schwanz is an eager teacher, it becomes the erect and makes the sonic boom
>Guile's theme plays
>The supremely hard superschwanz is thrust into the waifu's underarms and the hip shake is vigorus
Oooooohhhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaahhh! (in the voice of the kool aid man having the powreful ograsm)
>The waifu's underarm is blasted with the royal seamin
>The waifu is pragnated in the underarm from the rich and creamy schwanz goo
>Fifty kittens pop out of the quivering waifu's underarm, they are all masters of their chosen fields
>I defecate majestically
Ahhhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
>>699601700
>>699601749
Even the Schwerer Gustav only had a bore of 30.5 inches
>>699601836
I'll admit I giggled a little bit at the Kool Aid Man part
>>699601836
This is shit. I feel retarded after reading this mess. Not even funny.
>>699602060
You are retarded, thats why
Fuck
>>699602023
You could always get shot 3 times by a gun with a 15 inch bore.
This is called compromise.
>>699601836
all hail the schwanz king
Ok,
I rent an apartment from my family thats part of a duplex. My mother and stepdad stay in the other unit when they are in the city otherwise they have a farm they normally stay at. He comes over and borrows my ps4 to play when he's there. It's been going on for 4 days now. This morning i started Operation Annoy the fuck out of them so they go home.
So this morning i restricted all of their devices on the router. in hopes they get fed up and go back to the farm.
I had them just off for awhile. Now im flipping them on and off on and off. To simulate an outage its pretty fucking funny.
here
>>699602023
Since you didn't understand, what Tomoko is saying, or was saying previously, is that you state mostly everything in an arrogant manner when it comes to guns. Just need to chill out a little bit, okay? It makes you come off as a dick.
Claimed
>>699602318
Hail to you too! ^,^
>>699601571
I guess you're right. I never was a big fan of oatmeal however
>>699602442
You're a pretty big legend tbh, but is your step dad really this stupid
>>699602509
Hey it's fun tomoko
>>699602696
>implying I'm not fun too
>>699602613
Picture.
>>699602023
you do realize that people who are obsessed with guns like you, are in the same league as like katana weebs. Plus it's obvious your under the age of 20 because you act like a know it all brat.
Claimin iced coffee work sucks
Morning. D.va claimed
>>699602696
He keeps unplugging the router. Not gonna work.
I can hear when he's playing battlefield cuz he has the surround sound up so loud so i wait for him to get into a game then CLICK.
>>699601836
Well done Schwanz King
>>699601836
Schwanz King strikes again
Don't worry, I fixed it! It will work this time.
It's time to find out what the perfect Waifu build is, so let's find out the S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats.
This will happen naturally with the upcoming posts, all of which I'm confident will be highly informative and insightful. I've set it up, so just sit back and soak up the greatness of this Waifu build.
Last number of this post is her Strength out of 10. A zero counts as a 10.
Last number of the post below this one is her Perception out of 10. A zero counts as a 10.
And so on, for the remaining 5 attributes.
The result will be the objectively perfect Waifu build.
Without any GETs, the total cannot be above 28. For each GET within this post and the next six, the limit will be raised by 2, for an absolute maximum of 42. If it goes over what the limit is supposed to be, I've done something wrong.
Let's go.
>>699602696
morning. or afternoon i think in your case.
>>699603009
it will do if its hotter out
>>699603044
morning
>>699603208
lets see it
>>699602835
>I am implying that
It is however fun to see you and galil go head to head every thread
>>699603009
where do you work
>Third tomoko?
>>699603063
You're a devil
Kek
He is still really stupid though
>>699603328
It's pretty much evening but a for effort
Had a good night sleep?
>>699603355
We just have different definitions for fun I guess.
>>699602248
I'm not sure if I can afford that.
>>699602442
That's pretty fucking rude tbh
>>699602509
Hey S-Mug
>>699602613
Maybe I'm a dick sometimes, yeah. Ok then.
I still hate that Tomoko though, he's just an asshole
>>699602696
Oatmeal is GOATmeal what are you talking about?
>>699602937
Except that I can and do actually use my guns, unlike katana nerds, know about them, unlike katana nerds, don't run around in public in a trench coat talking about them, unlike katana nerds and I definitely don't know everything about guns.Also
>Under 21
>Purchasing alcohol
>Purchasing handguns from an FFL
Try again
>>699603208
Let's hope for someone who isn't a literal flailing retard this time.
>>699603519
That's understandable. He is pretty blunt almost all the time.
>>699603208
>>699603328
>>699603355
>>699603428
>>699603460
>>699603519
>>699603680
Rats. We went over the limit again. It looks like I've messed something up.
There's always next thread, where I can try again...
>>699603428
my dog was wet this morning. scared me when she jumped into my bed and got under the blanket.
>>699603519
hello automatic Israeli rifle that is also a cat girl.
>>699603756
i will wait.
>>699603816
yoko from yesterday?
>>699603355
Just an it job I have an interview at another place today
>>699603328
Ive been drinking cappuccino lately how about you?
>>699603460
We do
>>699603519
Goatmeal? You mean it's food for goats? That would explain why it's so disgusting
>>699603942
Kek that's a pretty awesome way to wake up
Was he dirty wet? Or just wet?
Because if he was muddy it'd be a lot worse
>>699603942
You've got to be KITTEN me! That's a fox girl.
>>699603519
Nah man what's rude is jumping on my playstation for 4 days and never once think i might wanna fuckin play it. I shouldn't have to go there and be like i want it back, When i borrow something to use from someone i won't just keep it for days i mean at least bring it back when your done playing.
Don't leave and lock the door so i can't get it.
he needs to go buy his own shit and it wouldn't be an issue.
>>699604199
Don't worry, your console will TURNIP!
Claimed.
>>699603816
Hey Yoko what's up?
>>699603942
>cat
Allaroundmearefamiliarfaceswornoutplaceswornoutfacesbrightandearlyforthedailyracesgoingnowheregoingnowherehidemyheadiwannadrownmysorrownotomorrownotomorrow.webm
>>699604127
Greatest Of All Time meal m8, you must be joking
>>699604198
Thanks Carlos
>>699604199
Oh never mind then m8.
>>699604118
just the normal hazelnut i make.
>>699604127
she was dirty with mostly water but a little muddy.
>>699604536
its ok
>>699604199
Neither a borrower nor a lender be
>>699603519
Oatmeal is great but high carbs the flavored ones are more like a snack tho the plain oats is a better choice
>>699604118
Whats the new job going to be?
>>699604536
>Do I ever joke
I'm as serieus as I can be.
Oatmeal is scheiz
>>699604603
That's pretty horrible, but also funny
Well I guess you had a good reason to take a morning shower
>Morning shower best shower
>>699604603
>>699604650
You two look the same.
>>699605260
That's one clever dog.
>>699604650
Yeah I just get plain oats and use a little brown sugar
>>699604603
>
>>699605103
>Doesn't like oatmeal
>Takes showers in the morning
Im afraid we can't be friends anymore.
>>699605260
They have the same waifu
>>699605103
she got my clothes dirty i havent gone to shower yet.
>>699605260
so?
>>699605348
>>699605470
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>>699605571
Jokes on you, dogger. I didn't claim Tomoko.
She claimed me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MYPzKNQUE0
>>699605384
She's OAT to have her own opinion, right?
>>699605571
Yeah, good luck with that.
>>699605571
it's ok, they're cucks. You would have to be to allow another anon to post your waifu.
>>699605384
>But but galil~
You don't shower in the morning?
But I like you galil-san~
>>699605470
Oh okay. And your bed I presume
Still sucks
>>699605961
How would you enforce them to not post your waifu?
Evening waifu
How's your day?
>>699606085
its fine just a little wet
>>699606139
Didn't you Autism out the other night, when someone posted your trash?
>>699605749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=qLKhxjfG03A
>>699606215
>Just how I like it
So what are the plans for the day?
>>699606353
that is the worst way to sleep. may play some games not sure yet.
>>699606085
Showers are for relaxing after a long, hard, sweaty day of hard work not for when you wake up.Unless you get sweaty in your sleep or something.Then yeah, shower in the morning
>>699606332
Nice try shit posting gali. You should leave this stuff to the pros.
>>699606296
No. That was some troll claiming Shiro.
>>699605103
Sorry the other employees are making me anxious its difficult to respond but another IT job somewhere else
>>699605260
Sorry I post manga tomo but I think someone else itt is also
>>699605384
Oh thats ok then I get the organic kind and eat it just plain with coffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7Ljtv2ESuE
>claimed
>>699606460
It must be very BATH for your health.
>>699606451
>So oblivious
I think you will play games, I also think you're going to play xcom
>>699606460
>I sweat when I sleep
Only God can judge me.
Honestly it's the best way of waking up, you get to chill a bit and think about life
Its the best
>>699606484
But that's not me.
>>699606625
I enjoy flavor in mine, and can't stand coffee.But you aren't me so do what you like you know?
>>699606659
>Webms don't work on my phone
Kill me now.
>>699606685
>>699606774
morning.
>>699606939
i was thinking league or something
>>699606625
It's okay, what do they do though?
>>699606685
Hey it's Alice
>Comes to claim respond once then leave
>>699606774
Hey akame, how you holding up?
>>699606804
Wtf Carlos
>>699607028
That's a PHONEy! You can see his COFFIN!
>>699607073
>tfw i still cant play league
I'm feeling the withdrawl symptoms kicking in
Please talk league to me
>>699607073
my work day is already over but sure good morning haha
>>699607228
hey tsun (you're tsun right?). I thought I figured out what I'd do for the the months to come but I changed my mind again so idk what I'm looking forward to
>>699607493
This doesn't make sense
>>699607073
Play one game as karthus for me
>>699607228
They gossip A LOT loud enough for me to hear they complain sometimes I dont do anything but I cant unless the boss gives me a task
>>699607028
My favorite of all time is dinosaur egg oatmeal its op
<nycor> here claiming kuro
>>699607590
i dont know what about it would you like to talk about
>>699607720
my bad but just hi in general
>>699607493
>>699607736
It's a long drawn out joke that never had much validity and was never all that funny, not even in an ironic "punny" sense.
>>699607493
you are losing your touch carlos
>>699606804
this one was bad aswell
>>699607720
yea im tsun
>still no pc so i cant edit filenames
what did you think of at first?
what made you change your mind?
>>699607904
>women am i right
i see so youre a lazy worker? perhaps smart is better put
do they complain about you?
>>699607948
just anything
>i need
what are you going to play?
>>699607904
i dont like karthus i like stuff with mobility
>>699608108
going to try to play yasuo or something. but i dont mind fill
>>699607904
>dinosaur egg oatmeal
This is a guilty pleasure of mine.
>>699608108
I think YUNO coming up with puns is hard work.
>>699608108
>>699608267
hello yuno,tomoko, u guys seem pretty cool over the past week ive actually posted on these threads so I though I would say hi. <nycor>
>>699608108
well first game im adc and nobody went support. we have me on cait irelia fizz zed and khazix
>>699608672
hello. you have some small pics
>>699607948
>hi in general
Idk why but like the sound of that. anyway what re you up to?
>>699608108
I was gonna quit this job because my boss is driving me insane and go back to a shitty hardware store. I need to move out of my parents place asap because it's getting embarrassing. Now I'm not sure if I should give another try to my profession before abandonning
>>699608844
you wouldn't believe how hard it is to find good picks of kuro since the anime was shit, manga was 11/10 though so sorry ill look some more
claim
>>699608267
>Yasuo
Hnnngg
Thanks for that
Did you know you can cancel your third Q animation if you use your W Q in quick succession
>You probably did.
Just felt kjme sharing
>>699608468
Sorry for making you sad Carlos I'll give you this one
>>699608672
Hey nycor
Sorry if I hadn't striken up a conversation with you before
You're new right? Whats up
>>699608844
Ah thanks that was enough for me to realise how shitty the game was
Kek
Good luck
>>699608884
Why is your boss driving you insane?
And you should move out great idea man! It should getting to know people a lot easier I'm sure
>>699609327
new to waifu threads but not 4chan i just never had the time but I'm fixing my floor right now.
>>699609570
You must be FLOORed fixing it right now!
Claimed
>>699609570
I kinda meant it
>Your waifu is cute
>Welcome btw
Why do you have to fix your floor?
>>699609327
He literally wants me to take care of his business for him when I don't know shit. Also I need to be available 24/7 for emergency repair calls. He's so annoying he always blame others but when it actually is his fault, it's OUR fault. And yeah I'm trying to move back to my hometown to get closer to where some friends live
>>699609756
i think i may have cringed into singularity lol
>>699600432
>Bethesda is putting the shovel AK in Fallout 4
Well, I guess I need to buy an XBone.
>>699608884
league
>>699609162
thats alright just noticing thats all
>>699609327
yeah thats basic
im alone
>>699609997
>buying xbox to play fallout 4
Buy a pc and pirate it instead
>>699609856
water leaked through the walls and rotted the floor so I'm fixing that and putting hardwood floors in.
claim
>>699609856
and thx
>>699609934
Sound like a fucker
If you can get a guaranteed job and it doesn't pay significantly less I say go for it
You shouldn't work for a fucker like that.
That's a smart move man. Is it going to be expensive moving there?
>>699610039
Wew you helped me tomoko
So how did the game go?
Ff 20?
>>699610311
Wow how did the water leak?
I hope were insured because that shit is expensive
>>699610350
Hey queen whats up
>>699610242
But if I get a PC I need to get internet, upgrade the PC, and its just a lot of work and its expensive.
Penny Claim
I'm done with house chores and can hang out now!
Mai waifu...
>>699610350
Akh der'mo ublyudok , Chto do crazyan ?
What's up man?
>>699610721
Hey Penny, how's it going?
>>699610721
hey penny welcome!
how have you been today?
>>699610557
You still need the internet for consoles so you can download all the day one patches.
>>699610537
yeah its fine my dads boss owns a bank so i was able to get everything situated
>>699610891
>>699610939
Hey guys~
I'm Pretty good
>Only another week before I start work again
>am excited
>>699610967
I can play games on my 360 no problem though.
>>699611048
Whats your job
>>699610850
Are you legal?
What happens in these threads? Am i welcome here?
>>699611210
Of course.
>>699610537
It shouldn't be expensive I don't care if it's a shithole
>>699610039
play any arams from time to time? pretty much the only games I play now
>>699610350
bro
>>699610537
hey just saw the nuka world trailer so im hype atm
>>699610891
hello foxy girl im good how are you?
These threads are so gay and autistic HAHAHAHAH
>>699611272
>What happens in these threads?
You claim your waifu and you circlejerk.
> Am i welcome here?
Sure.
Checking in.
>>699610537
no not yet zed was stealing farm and feeding kills it was great and now team wont surrender
>>699611274
no not really
>>699611162
I'm an IT Manager for a school district
>Its a lot of fun because there's always a group of nerdkids who hang out with me during their free periods and at lunch.
>Plus my coworkers are cool.
>>699611272
>>699611446
Basically this.
>Welcome.
>>699611446
>>699611544
Well, thank you. Ask me anything then?
>>699611544
You look familiar. Are you of age, mam?
>>699611615
Why Madoka in particular?
Oh and welcome
>>699611272
Top tier.
Checking In
>>699611272
We just talk.All waifus are welcome.
>>699611302
I'm seriously debating buy Fallout 4 just for Nuka World, the shovel AK opr8n in the wastes is just too much for my dick to handle, and I was already thinking about getting it.
>>699611615
Are you a:
Trap
Homosexual
Bisexual
Faggot
Or anything similar?
>>699611045
>Wew
Damn that's pretty sweet
How did the water leak though? Might be a problem later
>>699611048
Nice to hear.
>Not sure if you're cynical
How's the date going?
>>699611274
I guess that's good to hear, but you shouldn't live in a literal shit hole. Still has to be healthy
Talking about healthy, you should really quit your job
>>699611302
I'll watch it right now
What are you up to tonight?
>Top tier cuteness waifu
>>699611274
hey akame how are you
>wew lad that pic
>>699611755
its worth it but can your pc run it?
>>699611832
preparing a character for nuka world actually kek
>night
what time is it thier for you
>>699611615
>Do you like going pew pew?
>>699611688
Absolutely sir.
>>699611832
Oh no I'm actually pretty excited about work.
>Date isn't till tomorrow
>Its gon b gud.
>>699611897
Arnold, aren't you the one who said that you weren't cute?
Did you miss me?
>>699611953
XBone, I don't have a PC remember?
>>699612051
>>699612030
>excited about work
same as me actually. Even though I work in retail. Coworkers and costumers are pretty nice.
So... you work as an IT Manager? Nice, what are those nerdy kids asking and telling you?
>>699612162
Hello beautiful
>>699612051
lots. same for me right?
>>699611897
Hey qt, how are you tovarish?
>>699612051
Maybe.I don't know which Tomoko you are.
>>699612257
Hey Chara
>>699611897
What about me? Aren't I cute?
>>699611832
apparently we didn't use the right stuff to steal the inner wall so the water just seeped through during a big storm
>>699611953
got home early can't complain
>wew yourself
>>699611522
I find people less hostile in this game mode and it gives me hopes that the player base is not completely rotten
>>699611832
He's not abusive or anything but yeah it's not very healthy for my little head
>>699611522
>Zed
So he isn't perma banned anymore?
But you can still win then I presume
Do it
>>699611953
>Prepping a char?
How do you do that? Whats different about it?
It's 9:30 pm (?) Here
I'm not familiar with am and pm
>>699612030
Oh damn I guess your job is fun then
You were gonna drink coffee right? Catch a movie afterwards?
>>699612352
Evening Galil. What's up?
>>699612257
Why hello Spooky, how are you this beautiful evening.
>>699612257
They like to talk about Linux and they ask me to teach them stuff about computers
>I learn em pretty gud
>I also teach them how to bypass the security a little bit so they can play games on their breaks.
>>699612433
Yeah probably.
>I wonder if we'll end up seeing Sausage Party
>It looks pretty funny.
Meanwhile I think I'm gonna play Sims 3
>>699611718
She is so gentle and caring. Also, she is literally a goddess!
>>699611755
Bisexual, leaning more on the heterosexual side. I've had a weird (sexual) relationship with a guy, but I'm still unsure about being with a guy.
Want to try crossdressing, my build is very slender.
>>699612030
>Do you like going pew pew?
y-yes
>>699612408
its ok i guess. thought the mode is just kinda boring.
>>699612433
i was playing blind pick and games finally over. we didnt have any tanks so we got burst out easy
>>699612131
oh yeah xbone is still good guess just use that haha
>>699612408
thats good feeling better today?
>>699612433
im just finishing off quests so its just nuka world stuff i need to do only 3 pm here guess thats why I dont see you enough
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