Waifu claiming thread.
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>>699529972
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Iowa claim
>>699537359
Admireal.
People in these threads have terrible problem solving skills, it seems
>>699537375
this is giving me a reason to post honestly
>>699535847
That's true.
Calamity-masu'd
ANGRY MARINES!
>I wanna play some Warhammer40k now
>Mostly wanna play Adepta Sororitas
>Nothing like some super religious nun warriors.
>>699537251
I guess I'll consult the cards about it later then.
Probably something about bull riding and smugly staring it down before hand.
>>699537291
Wanna go see the Iowa?
my explination of love
>you need them more than anything
>you want to be near them all the time
>you want to be the center of thier attention
>you want constant compliments from them
>all you can think about is asking them out
>nobody else can get in the way
>>699537581
>9 kills
lmfao you suck
>>699537339
What all kinds of powers do u have
>claimed
>>699537068
I didnt see that, I'm not pale, I still got a pretty tan color
>>699537172
Not alot of merch interests me too much this year.. I mean I could have bought it but I was thinking "Do I REALLY want that?" All the doujins I could find online anyways
Alfhiem Asuna poster.. $40 for a paper poster you can find in walmart... my jew says no
>>699537417
Could Kyouko win agianst flyod mayweather... in a dance off?
Claimu
>>699537465
How have you been?
Last thread for me. How's everyone?
>>699537552
then stop complaining
>>699537704
no that's not how it works, that's flat out obsession
>>699537704
Wow, you really are a Yandere.
>>699537718
You assume those are singular
>They're hundreds.
900 kills you silly fuckknob.
>>699537704
im sure i left some stuff out but im giving a bland over view of it
>>699537773
Well, mainly because we first played near the rave then we just kinda wandered. I guess I was kinda hard to find since I was always walking around. I might've seen you but thought "That can't be him, can it?"
>>699537362
(anon)
Why?
Is there a special reason I specifically can't do it as karen?
>>699537704
No
>>699536434 (Shinoa)
>It was but i changed it.
>but i changed it.
>changed it.
O-ok, I'm offically s-scared now...
>>699536783 (Nico)
I'm starting to somewhat understand it now, but I strangely didn't find it funny. Odd given how much I like jokes, am bad at trying to be funny, and whenever I don't act funny half of the time I end up being funny to others anyways.
>>699537704
You gotta rape em.
You gotta.
>Kill anyone who gets in your way
>YOUR LOVE IS VALID
YOUR LOVE IS NOT WRONG.
>>699537704
That's obsession, love can't be one-sided.
>>699537574
Meh not like anyone is forcing you to stay here
>>699537701
Kek
Possibly
>>699537731
None but cute And smug
>>699537816
Sleepy lol
hi guys is this waifu taken?
>>699538036
>Karen is a beloved member of this community
>Karen sucked my dick. You probably wouldn't do it.
>No balls.
>non-stellar claim
>>699538146
3DPD trash.
>>699538140
Even smugs need their sleep!
>>699538088
FUCK
i meant i changed it. And it being the filename. But you should be scared of me though :p
>smug
>>699538146
she is now
>>699537849
ok
>>699537849
then what is love Is love not wanting someone really bad and obsessing slightly do you even love?
>>699538103
but im in love why do they need to be in love for me to love them?
>>699537816
Little sleepy
>>699537978
Exactly what I think when I saw a goku
>>699538197
What?
>>699537241
The tears aren't even dry yet. Everyone else got out without any hard feelings and I've lost all but one of my friends. I'm far from any sort of 'best'. bye
>>699538542
>>699538503
Your love is valid these anons are trying to lead you astray
>You gotta be with your love
>You Gotta.
>Don't let anyone or anything stop you man.
YOU GOTTA.
>>699538197
How did you guys meet?
>>699538542
You've also been walking around at convention all day
Also
>fuck off randy bobandy
>>699538652
I was stationed in Afghan and I ditched my post.
>Karen was the only one who kept me going.
Saber claim
>>699535842
I understand then take as much time as you need
>Shiro anon is an autistic fag anyhow what he says shouldn't matter
>>699538542
Fuck off Randy.
Hello everyone
>no life back again
>Juvia claimed
>>699536994
No i have to know now..!
Are they about me..?
>>699537251
What's that supposed to mean..
>>699538675
Walking isnt what made me sleepy
I uh.. had less sleep, waking up earlier than usual to eat and get ready and same time stay up late after con
>>699538542
I went for full detail. My sleeves were hella short and my pants seemed baggy. Seen me? I was sure I saw a guy with Elucidator and Repulsar
>>699538088
We posting maids now?
>That's a cute one
>Late replies because of league
>>699538630
need to find my 3dpd love first just wait for all the storys all have when im a student agian
>>699538140
I know.
>>699538503
You don't emotionally rely on someone you love, you also don't have to be the only one they ever think about or talk to
You need mutual trust and affection
It's very similar to being best friends with them
and no, greatly desiring someone is lust, actually caring about them is love
Even if you love someone, it may be best to let them go, it may make them happier that way
>D.va claimed
>Wumpus hunted
>>699537701
That's some damn good motivation
>>699537704
That's not love. That's you trying to control someone
>>699537812
Doing pretty fine and you?
>>699538851
What did you do today?
>>699538942
Fair enough. I did the same thing for momocon, I usually got pretty tired from walking around all day.
>>699537773
I didnt see any porn except for 1 stand and all they had was blind bags and pc games
Which i bought 2 of
Ya merch wasnt that great
I was disappointed because most of them were apparel and im not gonna wear clothes to release my power level
>>699538140
>smug
This is a power you dont fully understand
Its a power the japenese created and cant fully control
>>699538542
Did u see black macho man randy savage
That was the only western cosplay i approved of
>>699538267
I do but i promised someone I'd stay up with them
>>699538851
Yo
>>699539038
What brings you back?
>>699539027
Oh Glory.
>I wanna see you on the news bro
>Imagine that headline
>Most Dedicated Lover Ever
>>699539177
Im well aware. Look at the power of rory's smug
>senpai
I'm gonna go fug off and jerk it to bolter bitches.
LATER!
>>699537359
>>699539182
Ayy, what a good friend you are!
>>699539149
Browsed 4chan and did nothing. Typical no life stuff
>>699539182
Hello
>>699538852
Nope, all will be revealed on the trip~
>>699539126
I knew it would be.
>And that's not the only motivation I had planned~
>>699539182
Nothing specifically.
>>699537816
>you again
still bugchasing I see
silica is best girl
>>699538307
I-i'm still confused, a-are me and Saber shipped or n-not?
>Still scared.
>>699539008
Trick question, there's always at least two maids in the threads.
>>699539588
Look, I think Silica is a qt, but let's be real for a sec. Yuuki is the better girl. You know this to be true, look deep inside for the answer.
>>699539637
>That stutter and blush
Cute
>>699538595
I'd say you need more time to recover, but I don't even know ya so that would be nothing but empty words.
At least you have a friend left, goodbye now, take care.
If my post ends in a number I will kill myself for real
>>699539404
>>699539415
I try
>>699539471
Just say claimed dude
>>699539584
Boredom possibly?
>>699539637
>>699539933
Here
>
>>699539122
but what if I love them and they dont know yet?
>>699539126
but im submissive
>>699540226
Rape.
>>699540226
You ask them on a date, if they refuse or if it goes bad, it's not meant to be, move on
If you can't do that much, it's your fault
>>699540218
If you say so.
>>699539126
I'm well, listening to music and downloading mods for Brawl.
>>699539782
Not convinced, anon
>>699540218
Eh, maybe.
>>699540694
So convince me why Silica is better
>>699539782
>>699540694
Girls girls
Your both just awful waifus
>>699540218
Hello smuggers. Doing God's work, I see
>>699538968
I dont remember the exact details for the gokus, you all looked the same to me
Nope, I only had elucidator on me, I was carrying it in a thing that holds wallscrolls blue text on the back to act as a sheath
Also my jacket is leather unlike the other kiritos being cloth
>>699539149
I can handle walking all day
>>699539177
I have no fucks for power level
>I say that even tho in public IE banks I wear solid black polos
>Yuno
>>699539584
>>699540922
Admit it... You missed us, it just isn't the same without us, and nothing else can replace us.
>>699541199
The people I miss mainly aren't here anymore, but sure.
>>699541142
I very much remember then. Unfortunate I didn't know it was you. I might as well wear a sign saying "I come from 4chan" with a yaranaika mask
Came in to claim tatsumaki
>>699541433
Well, gee. Fuck you too, buddy.
>>699540430
all these made up rules its so frustrating why wont they just love me when I show them its not my fault
>>699541142
Im not gonna walk around like an autist with some anime shirt on
There were some good owari no seraph cosplayers there too
>>699539299
You need to keep track of your smug
Or it will grow and over power you
Its happening to rory right now
He has no idea what pandoras box he has opened
>>699541605
Probably should have posted my jacket before the con so you would have the idea to look for kirito with the jacket being leather
>>699540432
Or come up with some creative way of saying claimed
>>699540922
Kek. Oh Galky
>>699541003
Hello hano. mhmm!
>>699539933
>Cute.
I can if I want to be.
>>699540218
Thank you.
>No longer scared
>>699541825
>>699542085
How's it going smuggers?
>>699542105
>>699539933
You two should just make out already
>>699541937
because they just don't love you, not everyone will reciprocate feelings
get over it
>>699542105
>
>>699540982
While that may be true, mine is better.
>>699541142
I can too, but my feet ache at the end of the day because I wear flat soled shoes
Get on my level!
>shino
>>699542333
Refer to
>>699542346
>>699542147
Love you too.
>Blew past a cop doing 130 mph
>No disco lights
>Cops literally didn't give a fuck
Tonight was a good ride.
>>699542005
Probably should've pointed out my belt wasn't tied, instead wrapped as well as an actual material instead of button on. Plus, no wig, all natural hair.
>>699540941
>no AIDS
>has a family
>not dead
not to mention her animal affinity, pure waifu material
>>699541849
Keyword being "mainly".
>>699541997
But Pandora's box has hope
>>699542105
>
>>699542333
Sleepy lol. And you?
>>699542493
Niiiiiiiice
>>699541997
Too self-conscious?
I'm pissed I missed out on the cute kruls cause I was stuck in line for my badge pick up
>>699542382
There's your problem, I had running shoes on cause I didnt have time to make kirito boots
I feel ya on the feet ache.. I had converse on during A-kon and that's a bigger con and more MORE walky walk
>>699542495
Ah well, another time
>>699542489
Alright then.
>>699542493
if you actually were going 130, a city cop probably wouldnt even bother. Going too fast, he would never catch up. Just put out an APB or somethin
>>699542192
You monster
>>699542661
So, tell me. Has the secret /Waifu/ cabal finalized their plans for the great purge?
>>699542639
Well you're gonna know it's me because I will have said mask and probably sign. And that's saying if I attend.
>>699542382
Shiny shit is still shit
>>699542628
But a smug pandoras box has nothing good in it
Its just more smug evil
>>699542639
I might be a faggot but i like to try and look like a human in public
>>699542628
Pretty good, considering what's happened so far
>I sprinted after a bus for a couple minutes because I left my books in it
>>699542346
Aww, she's bashful
>>699542862
I'm a true gentlemen.
>>699543125
post more...if you want to that is
>>699543125
Lies. You didn't even join her in the bath
>>699543003
I plan to make a Yuuki Terumi cosplay for the next A-kon, I SHOULD be the ONLY yuuki terumi, blazblue isnt that hot enough for meta cosplay even with the upcoming game
>>699543101
Are you a neckbear or something?
Nobody bats an eye when I wear anime shit
>>699542625
Keyword being "cutie"
>>699543360
a cute
>>699542588
>literally relies on her friends for everything
>can't handle being alone in the woods without preparing herself
Still a qt though
>>699542639
I have some of those inserts that you put in your shoe to give them some arch for your feet, but they only do so much lol. I love my Vans too much
>>699543360
straya is here
>>699543125
oh Tatsu you are so dirty mmm poping boners over you yeah yeah ooooo
>>699543322
Here you go then.
>>699543397
I got distracted!
>>699542342
get over it Its my turn to know how love feel and if those ungrateful whores cant feel love than thats thier fault not fuking mine
>>699543429
Why
>>699543499
Meme dubs are also here
>>699542333
>You two should just make out already.
>Coming from Hanako.
Come on now, we should be on equal ground here. Saber is like Lily, they're both attached to someone that keeps on pushing them away. Aren't you feeling bad for me at all?
>>699542346
>>699542628
This calls for more cute!
>>699537359
>Meh Husbando
>>699543712
i know what you mean.
>>699543501
>Probably Esdeath judging by the grammar
Have a (You)
>>699543713
i ate a whole goddamn bag of doritos earlier i want to fucking die
>>699543555
I'll let it slide then. Tatsumaki is love. Tatsumaki is life.
>>699543713
why not?
>>699543555
any more?
>>699543712
it's not their fault
it just happens, you can't really control it, though not trying to force them to love you certainly helps
it has to be natural
>>699543712
Force it on the and they will develope what is Stockholme Syndrome.
They will eventually love you. You just need to keep them prisoner for a while
>>699543101
Proof?
>>699543102
Jeez poor you!
>>699543747
>
>>699543747
Well, you see, I have the sneaking suspicion that Lilly is someone I already know, and they're just doing all of this just to mess with me.
>Why are you pushing Saber away?
>>699543971
That's weird. It should have tasted like sweet victory
>>699543747
P-Please making me blusg
>
>>699543991
Indeed
>>699543971
Holy shit
W h y
>>699544004
Because I said
>>699543971
Ready for school?
>>699543486
Normally I'm a converse guy but I do slip on some vans if I'm going somewhere quick or too lazy to put on converse
>>699543429
Hey.
>>699544142
Oh my and i thought amatsu had an effect on you but this is great~
>>699544088
It wasn't too bad. I got a laugh out of it.
>Also, I think someone recorded me running after it
>I hope I go viral
>>699544142
Adorable
>>699543407
I'll be on the lookout, you know who I'll be.
Who here wants the next Civ game?
>>699544110
well i mean they did i just feel like ass
>>699544216
because american i guess
>>699544224
sure i guess. i'm probably just going to fuck around again to be honest.
>>699544253
I've been wearing them for as long as I can remember. They're great for skating in
>>699544063
>>699544362
>>699542628
I am loving this bike more and more.
>>699542775
>APB
>I proceeded to pass about 4-5 more cops before reaching work
Besides, I'm on a 26 year old bike that has no identical looking counterpart today, that's all black, while I'm wearing all black, with a black helmet.
>>699543870
makes me mad when people feel sorry for the girl in my situations poor her someone loved her
>>699544077
will they dominate me?
>>699544063
it's thier fault for not trying
These threads are hard to jump into, because younlook like you already have your club.
>Mfw just realized I was jerking off for almost 2 hours
Jesus.
Anyway, I'm back.
>>699544624
Whoa we got a badass over here
>>699544904
Thank you for the information
>>699544456
Not only a laugh, but a good cardio too!
>if you do, you'll end up as the guy who chased his plane
>>699544624
I don't blame you
>>699544705
blaming others doesn't help
you screwed up, acknowledge it
then maybe you can learn how to succeed
>>699544543
You got an idea for my next cosplay if you look up yuuki terumi
>>699544594
You skate?
>>699544088
>>699544142
>
>>699544110
There was an incident involving the folks from the stream last night, and they don't like how I've been saying "Shipping" so much this week even though it was just me asking who was/wasn't shipped.
>>699544747
Don't let anyone tell you that.
>>699545063
I do! Not as much as I did a few years back, but I do still get out and skate when I can.
>>699545093
>
>>699544456
So are you. How've you been
>Playing Syndra now
>>699544747
You could always join it.
Just be straightforward about it.
>>699544480
Salutations.
>>699544973
i want to fuck around in high school but i want to go to college eventually so rip
>>699545188
I could never figure out how to jump
>>699544705
she will do anything you want
you just have to teach her a little
>>699544747
Nah m8, just come in and you'll make friends.I made friends with 2 Yunos, Penny and some others in the week I've been here.
>>699544979
Its important to know.
>>699545069
I hate those censors.
>>699545009
>sticks my dicks in your titties and cums
good girl :3c>>699545069
slut
>>699545368
If you give me a boner I will commit suicide.
>>699545318
Ollie! Those are really tricky, but once you can get them consistently you'll be able to do any trick
>>699545307
pick one :^)
>>699545093
Well, that's your own fault for even bringing it up. Though, I do suggest you try things out with Saber. She seems nice.
>>699545293
Oh. Th-Thank you...
Uh, I'm good. Can't wait to get home and keep playing Fate
>I play Lucian now
>>699545350
Riiiight...
>>699545368
I agree. It's kinda hard to find uncensored ones. Regardless I say farewell anon and keep the tatsumaki faith strong
>>699546080
I will, so long.