Waifu claiming thread.
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>>699537359
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>699545510
i could just get that youtube revenue :^)
>>699545104
>>699545304
>>699545350
Okay, thanks.
I've been with my waifu almost 3 years. She is the love of my life.
>>699545009
maybe one day ill understand you guys
>>699545368
uh gross and im messed up they say
>>699545304
Greetings
>>699545494
>>699545497
Dont have a skateboard anymore
>>699545709
Ruh roh scooby
I'm here for an undetermined amount of time
>>699545063(You Know)
Basically look for a guy in a large yellow hoodie
Calamity-masu'd
>>699545709
Good choice dess
Claiming then leaving for the night
>>699545806
Pro tip: if you ever do get one again, don't get a shitty walmart board. Those are accidents waiting to happen
>>699544979
(Hanako)
I am the baddest ass!
>>699544987
(Smugs)
One day little Shinoa, I'll put you on the back of it.
>>699544747
(New anon)
Nah, for the most part we're pretty accepting of new people.
Claimu
>>699545747
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>699545709
Kys.
>>699545564
What?
>>699545888
ok
>>699545709
Ayy, she's pretty good, fam.
>>699545835
Green spikey hair too (debating if I should bother with that detail tho since he basically wears the hood all the time)
>>699545947
The only thing I buy in walmart is prepaid cards, games, or groceries.. I know first hand how other things are treated in the back
>Worked as unloader
>>699546004
What's your problem?
>>699545961
You mean greatest ass~
>wink
>>699546004
Nothing, nothing...
>>699545947
Also good night!
>Yuno
>>699546004
elitists kek
>>699545945
>>699546089
You don't choose love.
>>699545709
Well, congrats, anon.
I hope your day is going well.
>>699546004
>Kys.
You could probably do the same.
>>699545724
Howdy.
>>699546004
Make me.
Getting tireeed. Heading off to bed.
>>699546320
Aside from the tornado I'm great.
>>699545947
>skateboarders
god I hate skateboarders
>>699546141
Just dye your tips green or something. I plan to dye my hair either Blonde, Red, or Blue. Idk which.
>>699546320
G’day
I just farted and shit myself
>>699546145
I just finished jerking.off for 2 hours, and that's the 3rd time I've jerked off today. IM NOT SPENDING A THIRD OF THE DAY JERKING OFF GOD DAMN IT
>>699546195
Ok then.
>>699546268
I'm not an elitist.
>>699546320
I could, but I enjoy my life.
>>699546355
Please?
>>699546529
Do blonde, for the love of god.
>>699546458
Why do you have a loli waifu?
>>699546740
megumin
>no life here
>claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OaOyxuNx0U
>>699546268
That was supposed to say "elitist cuck" but I typed kek out of habit.
>>699546886
She's 17. Besides I don't care, I truly love her.
>>699546195
N-Nope! I meant what I said!
>>699546740
>Cute Bote
>>699545716
Show me something better than
.>>699546816
I'm out of Tats so here is something different.
>>699547046
Ok then
As long as the love is real it's ok
Claimed.
>>699545947
Same. Goodnight
>>699545961
Or by your side on the other lane
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>699545599
Don't know if anyone claimed best waifu
>>699547262
EAT SHIT, ASSHOLE!
>>699547046
Oh shit youre serious?
Sorry m8, welcome to /waifu/ I guess
>>699547283
Would you be able to keep up is the question!
Night Smugs!
>>699547075
What's wrong Makoto? You stuttered there
>>699546893
Hello!
>>699547283
Goodnight smuggers
Dio-sama...
Zac is my new main for the next few days maybe probably not.
>>699547241
She's been my one and only waifu since the beginning. I promise you our love is real. I have never cared for a girl this much.
Oh btw arent you the lebanese?
>>699547355
Checked.
>>699546889
mugi
>>699547075
>cute idol
Hiya, doing good?
>>699547283
Goodnight lil' smug
>>699547468
Nope
Just the sandnigger impostor dess
well it's time to sleep
>>699547568
legs
>>699547355
Mai mad that his waifu was already claimed?
>>699546816
One vote for blonde, from the Galil. Anyone else?
>>699547237
better I just dont like the girls in the sub position it disgusts me
>>699547355
>>699547707
Yeah Mai why so ass blasted?
>>699547753
rem all the way
>>699546458
Good to know, please make sure to stay alive.
Are you up to much?
>>699547462
Haven't seen you for a while, lord Dio.
Maybe it's just conflicting timezones.
>>699546533
Hola.
>>699547948
Yeah Mi Liu why you so mad?
Night everyone!
>>699547666
Nice trips and night bud!
>>699547753
Night rem im going to sleep tell meowmel i love him.
>>699546511
night esdeath
>>699548020
hey sexy ;)
>>699547700
chicken thighs
>>699548020
Go to sleep
>>699547920
We all have our own way of thinking.
>>699548042
Was my post so good that you had to copy and paste it?
Hachikuji reporting in
>>699548020
No it was just me not being here, I've decided that my divine presence shouldn't be given so easily.
>>699548178
sexy thighs*
>>699547461
What? No I didn't! I have never s-s-stuttered in my life!
>>699547568
>Nou
Pretty good. Got a bunch of rice crispy treats, and just settling in for the night. How are you doing~?
>>699548020
Not up to too much right now. Applying to grad. School that's about it. I guess for the time being I'm technically a neet.
>>699548230
Yes
I missed you mai
This thread has gone to shit.
>>699547707
>>699547948
I just despise Mai herself.
>>699548338
>>699548178
A child's thighs
>>699548439
Mai did nothing wrong
>>699548558
Loli thighs
>>699548434
You a shit
>>699548107
oh you going to sleep gnight buddy
>>699548219
yes
>>699548575
Mai did everything wrong.
>>699547753
Seriously unnatural hair colors look disgusting
>>699547920
Esdeath you're weird as fuck.I like dominating my women.
>>699547666
Spokoynoy nochi tovarish.
>>699548434
Its 1:30, what did you expect? /k/ gets better at night, /b/ gets worse.
>>699548423
Literally why
>>699548627
Heretical thighs.
>>699548107
Night man
>>699548703
I don't wanna buy a wig, and I can get my hair dyed for free.
>>699548353
Are you embarrassed about something? And why is your face red?
>>699548740
Because you are the only good thing in this place
>>699548699
Welp, two hours or so of sleep it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbQlJ0VcGkw
>>699548668
Holy shit that's hot.
>>699548558
Did you say "child's thighs"?
>>699548338
I'd eat those thighs
Fried
>>699548353
Sounds pretty good to me~
I'll play some Elite soon enough, that game has been consuming me lately
>>699548558
Those are chicken thighs, sir
>>699548750
>>699548627
>>699548558
thighs
>>699548740
fucking lold idk why
Saber late claim
Where'd Laura go
>>699548889
Goodnight!
well guys im going to sleep wonder what dreams will I have
>>699548703
you disgusting heretic
>>699548901
ikr!
>>699548842
What could I possibly be embarrassed about?! And my face isn't red!
>>699548914
Elite? Can't say I've ever heard of it. Think Renge as playing it earlier, what's it about?
>>699548668
>>699548915
Not THICC.
>>699549074
Oh, you're going to sleep?
>rip
I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Nui.
>>699549156
Goodnight.
>>699549051
Suck my dick
>>699549221
FATT
>>699548910
I said "thighs that only a heathen would like" but it's very similar, in fact some could say it's the same thing.
>>699548914
In the end it gets burned on the stake.
>>699549221
Thicc is gross, chicken thighs are gross and a child's thighs are the worst.
>>699549179
Yes.
>>699547468
>>699547626
>Neither is real.
>Disappoint.
Where is my Muslim shooting dummy???
>>699549230
I thought you were going to sleep, my bad.
<nycor> here claiming kuro
This girl with the amazing hair....sooo my waifu.
Who is your favorite shitposter, thread?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10996213
>>699549179
big tits
>>699549221
ok
>>699549344
Who is real?
You can't proove any of us are real.
>>699549419
>Who is your favorite shitposter, thread?
whoa my dude that is pretty autistic if I may say so myself.
>>699549372
Disco MILF from Kill La Kill did it better.
>>699549317
>Thicc is gross
Rassmotrim samoubiystvo, dlitel'nyy i boleznennyy samoubiystvo vy otstalyy p.
>>699549344
DEATH TO AMERICA DESSSSSSSS
He'll be back on 18th
>>699549559
You shall be a pretty autistic guy to spend your time in here so yeah bring me in
>>699549419
Fuck Off Mai
No one cares about you
You didn't even list the best shitposter
>>699549363
That's fine. I only got like two hours of sleep is what I was saying. Still just kicking back with music?
>pro tip: i'll post only this image when going to sleep
![mizore[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9HaEabM.jpg "mizore[3].jpg")
>>699549419
>Shitposter
No spidey, gore guy, shit in toilet guy, smug spam guy, black penis guy, ripped up penis guy.
Your list is lacking.
>>699549419
Where is Dio? he's the shitposter we need.
Hows it going everyone
>Hamakaze claimed
Mai has 0 votes lol
>>699549563
Sooo...her mom then. Ok. Like older broads for waifu.
>>699549419
No Spike
>>699549158
Elite: Dangerous
It's a multiplayer open world game in space
>>699549317
At the stake? I wanna fry it or roast it
>>699549479
Dio does not joke around with filthy lolis.
>>699549613
Thicc is fat, and I am not into whales.
>>699549868
This is such a great picture.
>>699549860
They are not shitposter that belong this thread.
>>699549860
Dio writes quality things, I never seen him shitposting.
>>699545599
>On /k/
>Some says they used to think ">AK47s were completely illegal everywhere, but some russian wizard kept making them and selling them just to cause mayhem"
Fucking kek.
>>699549997
Nice quads
>>699549882
Poll is rigged, everyone that would have voted for me voted for "Chen is not a shitposter" I demand a recount.
>>699549939
Your voice chat thingy doesn't even work.
I can't even talk.
>>699549906
Spike left
>>699549860
>implying theres a difference
>>699549997
Thicc=/= fat.
>>699549860
<nycor> mizore is that you?
As far as MILF's go...her name is Visper.
>>699550148
I never left. I just don't drop by that often.
>>699549261
>Not trips
Not my master
>>699549533
>Slowly mind break me
Is it working?
>>699549939
I like the idea of frying, I'll do that instead.
>>699550185
Delusions.
>>699549871
Just watching some needledrop, so fine, you?
>>699549860
That's spam posters.
>>699549900
If you don't get it, it's a fan nickname for Ragyo.
>>699549750
Ah, good to know.
and yes i am.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-c2PUv1hLQ
>>699549989
Hello!
>>699549158
Well, I did say you had a great ass earlier, so that may be the reason why
>>699549051
Hello Saber!
>How are you?
>>699549344
What's up Mizore?
>>699550247
So... Trips determine your master?
Off to sleep.
Have a good day everyone.
>>699550380
bullshit
>>699550239
Shut the fuck up you drunk ass faggot.
It was better when Spike was here, he always had good opinions. I hope he left for a better place
>>699550110
>You're not elitist enough
The problem probably lies on your end, broken mic or wrong parameters
>>699550298
Please don't start any fires on your property
>>699550393
>>699550452
Don't you love that feeling you get when you spam?
>>699549989
Also a recent entry, disc sample picture guy.
>>699550073
They post pictures of their waifus tho.
>Ya mis quoted.
You had one job anon!
>>699550154
>Different pics.
>>699550203
No its a meee, mizore!
>>699550326
One of the post shit!
>>699550366
Yoyo
>>699549939
>In space
.......OHHHH! I remember now! I wanted to try that, so it's out?
>>699550366
Trips or better
>Doing well
>Lost my Syndra game but I'm doing better with GP and Fiora
>>699550452
Oh hey it's this kid again
>>699550476
Don't worry about it.
Chen is a shitposter, prove me wrong.
Pro tip: You can't.
>>699550614
Who's this whore?
>>699550633
Check these...
Reply to this post or else...
>>699550326
I'm doing well, just got off ARK for the night
>>699548558
shit tier vampire
>>699550541
<nycor> its been a day or 2 since ive posted wats up
@699550715
Fuck your mother.
>>699550697
>MOTHA fUCKING TRIPS
>>699550678
Kneesocks from Panty and Stocking
>>699550718
http://todayssweets.tumblr.com/
Found her. Your welcome.
>>699550697
>Check these
Fail
>>699550541
>>699550776
Nothing much, work is killing me.
27.55 hours in 3 days, fun times.
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
>>699550626
>just to make it clear, it's not Star Citizen
I think it's been out for a while
>>699550666
>fire in background and satanic trips
Whatever you say, Satan
>>699550380
Goodnight.
>>699550541
Still a difference Mizore. Shitposting requires at least some thinking.
>>699550363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpqfbEtE6DA
Also, that's not Anonon.
>>699550247
Did that not show up in strikethrough? Fucking hell, damn the formatting options...
>Did they change it to something else by any chance?
>>699550366
>My own fault for bringing up shipping.
Even before I mentioned it, Saber was still trying to get to know me, so theres no helping that.
>I don't hate people for being clingy, but it annoys the everloving shit out of me.
>And the only person I know who can do so is my younger brother.
>>699550940
<nycor> sounds fun :p
>>699550995
I never get enough recognition for my gets, then again as the lord of getsI don't really deserve any if you think about it.
>>699550673
This
>>699550976
Who is cucked?
>>699551183
The guy with the least votes.
I demand a new poll without the fourth option!
>>699551299
Will do.
>>699551597
I, Dio better be part of the votes, you wretch.
>>699551597
why
