Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Hello. Juvia claimed.
>>699409559
Don't call me that.
>>699409796
Sorry I'm such a no life btw
Claimu
>>699409706
>>699409796
Yo
>>699409527
A boring day of cleaning and napping really.
>>699409834
Well, can I call you Fluid Druid?
Clammed
>>699409293
For minimum wage, you bet your sea faring ass I do.
>>699409721
Claim!
>>699409706
I was the only one doing anything worthwhile. I stayed on the objective for the longest to hold it, had most kills and did the most damage on my team. And I did it as a Tracer, she's supposed to be a harassing fly that picks off weakened enemies, not the one dishing out the most damage. Ugh.
And I think my buddy isn't all that great at FPS games either and kinda sucks, but I stick with him because he's my friend.
>>699409706
Great, sounds like your day has been going well
However what did you want to watch?
>>699409966
Well that kinda sucks
Doing anything fun at the moment?
(slutty maid)
meany
>>699409527
(discount tsundere~chan)
11am and im still up
>Sachi
I am mean. I have a bad habit of picking on people i like
>>699409966
No.
>>699409527
It's been uneventful. Having to be up for 30 whatever hours is going to suck.
>>699410159
oh
That's nice?
>>699410125
>11 am
that's not that late right?
>>699410205
>30 hours
Holy shit dude, you have insomnia?
Never heard of a sane person being up that long
>>699410351
No. Is that length really that bad?
>>699410351
what kind of fag are you
usually i would go to sleep at like 8
>>699410351
>120 hours
Does that mean I'm insane?
>>699409966
Hello. Also nice double dubs
Notice me senpai! I know you're out there!
>>699410473
>>699410087
That's kind of you to do that with him, not all that great at FPS here either.
You two do anything other than OW?
>>699410088
It's been pretty nice.
Danganronpa, i always plan to do it but i get sidetracked by something else.
>>699410326
Too bad you're a slutty maid.
>>699410437
The longest I've been awake was 26 hours and then i collapsed
>Perhaps I'm just a faggot
Also if your day has been boring wouldn't that make you more sleepy?
>>699410471
Well you know how faggy I am
>Went to sleep at 5 at night
I just like the night more plus i have a break so it's all good
>>699410473
>>120 hours
Is that even possible? You're shitting me right
>>699410553
I'm here, whats up
>>699410745
I'm always tired Yuno. And I have to stay awake to keep my schedule in order for school, going back in three days.
>>699410721
too bad you aren't
>>699410681
We play a lot of games together. From Starcraft 2, Arma 3, Smash Bros., Dark Souls 3, Minecraft are those that I can remember at the top of my head.
>>699410745
Oh. Uh, my apologies. You're not the one one I'm looking for.
>>699411175
M-me?
>>699409721
I claim holo the wisest of wolfies. :3
>>699409992
Whole comment just full of keks.
>>699410088
Nope. I was playing monster Hunter right now. It took 42 minutes just to catch 3 of a certain fish. It took the fun right outta me. You?
>>699410205
Hmm... Furry Lashes?
>>699410513
Thanks. what you up to?
.
Damn it I got distracted. Sorry for the waits.
>>699410681
What did you het side tracked on today?
>>699410873
Oh that sucks I'm sorry I forgot
Atleast excited to see some friends?>>699411175
</3
Rip
>>699411307
No.
>>699411315
>no friends
>>699411220
it's korbo you cunt
>>699411217
S-Sorry, not you either...
>>699411315
I'm so sorry! ;-;
>>699411583
I know who you're talking about.
>she's a slut
>>699411307
Didn't you have issues logging on? Are they fixed now?
I'm drinking coffee and chilling on my balcony
>>699411373
Uhh, well I'm sorry
At least you have us right
And your music.
>What are you listening to
>>699411583
Then who man?.
>>699410874
You don't know me at all.
>>699411700
Nothing to apologize for. I suppose I have some of you guys. Listening to some Bedhead.
>fuck they're good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I24FMnEj0ps
>>699411751
oh really?
>slutty maid rattles
>>699410671
It's true. A series of events led me to be up that long. But I got a kick ass motorcycle out of it, so it was totally worth.
>>699410745
I am not. stayed up for 5 nights and 5 days, then passed the fuck out as hard as someone could.
Day 1: Woke up, went to work that night, and was supposed to go to the bike dealership with my dad to look at a NC700X. Dad ended up flaking and said we'd go the next day, but being I was told this rather late in the day, I decided to stay up again to not mess up my sleep schedule, and figured I'd just go to bed after we went.
Day 2: Me and my dad went to the shop, I'm tired as fuck, was getting the rant about how fixed bars are nothing like clip ons. Went home, and my cousin came over and wanted to practice on my bike. So while she did that, I was browsing CL and found my current bike. Immediately called the guy up, and went and put $400 down on it. Stayed up again because sleep schedule.
Day 3: Went to the bank when they opened, and took out the rest of the money I had, and called my dad up because I wanted him to take a look at the bike as well. We went and looked at it later on in the day, it all checked out on a basic level, and I paid the guy the rest I had.
>Work that night, so stayed up
Day 4: It starts getting a bit fuzzy here, but I was out taking my cousin for a ride out past Alpine in the canyons, and by the time we got back, there was no time for sleep.
>Work that night
Day 5: I honest to god can't remember much about this day. I remember I went over to my dads place, did something with my red bike, was doing something stupid on the freeway entrances, and then work happened. I got home after work and crashed really hard.
>>699411641
That doesn't make me like her any less...
>It's now been a week since I last saw her
>>699411700
It's, uh... it's Rin.
>>699411053
That sounds nice, not familiar with those but it's amazing playing stuff with a friend.
>>699411315
I was listening to Kirby music then eventually went from that to watching old episodes of the Kirby anime instead.
>>699411373
I'm at a loss for nicknames.
>>699411700
I was playing single player since fishing is boring and no one wants to do that. And for some reason, I don't get the problem when I play with one other person. Once there's 3 or 4 people in one lobby I get kicked. Its weird.
>>699411973
Why? Its just so full of why. Why!?
>>699412017
She just wants your for her personal pleasure. She'll never love you as much I do.
>>699411973
Give me some time to read that okay?
>>699411831
Never heard of them
They're pretty good indeed
>>699412017
Don't like anybody else here?
>>699412021
>Kirby anime
Wait what, that exists? How is it?
gif waifu claimed.
>>699411916
I imagine just about anybody's waifu is a slutty maid if you try hard enough.
>>699412264
They're probably my favorite band right now. They're pretty often recognized as the pioneers of slowcore, along with Low.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsUR8vPxI8g
>>699412243
Because I'm a top tier retard.
>But I'm a retard with a cool bike.
>>699412264
Mmkay.
>>699412397
even Tsundere~chan's waifu?
>>699412264
Well, there's Shiro. of course.
And I guess there's that Lilly claimer who aggressively flirts with me all the time.
She's not too bad.
>I'm a little suspicious of her, though
>>699412247
I disagree with that notion. She's much better than that.
>>699412021
He's usually fun to play with. But he's kind of a tool when it comes to most games that aren't RPGs. But it makes for some pretty funny moments. I remember co-oping Amazing Mirror with him and using the game's cell phone help feature.
>>699412722
What, want me to look or something?
>>699412819
Yes
>>699412759
As long as you're happy.
>>699412895
Literally first google result.
Made a new mold and am currently casting more plaster. Hopefully it'll be dried by the time I get home from work.
>>699411973
Pretty much agree with ika here
Why dude, I'm pretty sure short sleep sessions are better than staying awake for 5 days
>I have to say I'm impressed though
What kind of job do you have btw that makes you work at night so often?
>>699412243
Yes that's really. Doesn't it get more exciting how more you play though? Just sit through the fishing shit and you're gonna hunt dragons and shit
>>699412484
I'm not a huge fan of slow core that's probably why I haven't heard of them
It's pretty good though so I understand why you like them
>>699412960
>>699412895
>>699412819
I am not okay with this
>>699412960
Oh wow
>>699413053
i am discount slutty maid tsundere~chan
>>699413053
I agree as well. I should've gotten SOME sleep in that. Oh well.
Night time security, 8 hours 5 days a week.
>>699412264
It's comfy and decent, depends on dub or sub, i hate some characters like Tiff/Fumu but Dedede is amazing. though out of character.
>>699412768
It's been ages since i played that so i remember it vaguely. though i didn't have anybody to play it with as not many had the same interest.
>>699412243
Just don't call me one then.
>>699413053
>>699413143
Really though...
>>699413143
>>699413053
>>699412759
>Flirts aggressively
I'm not even sure how that would work
I guess if you're into that
>>699413143
I'm the only who gets to posts pics of my waifu and that maid outfit is too much for me
>Weak spot
>Wew
>>699413164
Hindsight is a bitch right
Ive heard that was a pretty sweet job, how did you get into it though?
>>699413169
Whats better dub or sub?
Definitely watching it
Whats the general story?
>>699413284
>>699413338
STOP THIS
>>699413143
Slutty maids are everywhere in anime.
>>699412702
Why would you even continue after 3 days? Why didn't you just sleep in the afternoon and wake up at before work? Its one day of ruined schedule! Hell, do you even have a schedule? Why!?
>>699413053
Oh I already beat the game. But occasionally the game wants you to grab some random shit so you could upgrade your weapon. And this was a really low quest that I never did exactly for the same reason of boring.
>>699413185
Hmm. I'm not sure about that... but ok.
Isn't this thread supposed to be about waifus and claiming them...how do you people know each other!?
>>699412397
>>699413053
I wonder what Nui would look like in a maid outfit.
>>699413483
Monster of the week theme, not much of a connection to the games.
i'd say overall the sub is better but i love dub Dedede.
>>699413483
Yeeeep.
Friends in high school have the same job (I was mostly friends with upperclassman, so they had the job before I even got out) and just kinda went the same way after I got fired from my last 2 jobs.
>>699413522
Because I am not very smart. Did give me something to brag about though!
And yes, I do! Sleep within the first 2-3 hours I get off work, and wake up whenever!
>>699413483
just accept your waifu is a slutty maid
>>699413510
all of our waifus are slutty maids on the inside
>>699413590
its a circlejerk
>>699413169
Aww, you don't have any buddies to play vidya with?
MANDATORY claim
>>699414421
I do but the only thing we all like to play is smash, My brother hates platformers and i don't like FPS very much. though i'd play the CoD zombies with him sometimes.
>>699413983
I can't even comprehend why you would even consider it in the first place... Now I see perfectly why you are on /b/ in the first place...
>>699410205
30 isn't particularly good for you so try not to do it very often shiro.
>>699410473
120 hours is actually possible without amphetamines or stimulants, it is very very bad for you. i'm not sure you realize how bad that is for you. please do not attempt that again.
>>699413522
Oh I see, isn't it time to move to a new game then?
>>699413894
>Please stop with the maid thing
Well I never really played the games but I love the characters so I probably wouldn't mind
>King dedede
If he is better in the dub I think I'll watch that
>>699413983
That's pretty sweet man.
>Popular in high school
>Is on /waifu/
I had the same thing though except with my brothers
>>699414360
Never, yuno is a decent girl
>Sorry for the late answers fellas
>Phone shut off browsed halfway through so I had to type it all over again
Fucking claimed.
>>699415148
nigga she looks like she just eat a fucking lime. your waifu is garbage.
>>699414758
Huh, I'm actually not too big a fan of FPS. I'll play some of them like Halo, Arma, Rising Storm because I either grew up with it or it feeds my milsim needs (I'm a WWII buff). I absolutely despise most e-sports except the smash scene and dislike mobas.
What game genre do you play besides platformers? Is your brother one of those dudebro gamers?
>>699414360
And some of us outside.
>Bully rattles.
>>699415232
Bruh, Lolis are fucking life. I don't care if she's been eating dog food, hell, that makes her more attractive in my eyes.
>>699415517
Meme waifu.
>>699414999
did you not see the pics earlier?
you should embrace her slutty maid side
>>699415477
you shouldn't talk about your waifu like that
>>699415713
I didn't. :^)
>>699414999
Nah, there's always post game. And I'm still having fun with the game when I do do actual stuff. Plus, as a completionist I don't like to have my games barely passed and then move on. Gotta go with 100% complete.
>>699414827
Like I said, I'm an idiot.
>>699414996
No, I know how bad it is. If i had gone any more than that, I could be dead.
>>699414999
>Popular
The only thing I was popular for was being a cross dressing weeb.
here
>>699414999
Tell me what you think of it then.
>>699415344
I play a lot of things but all i can think of right now are JRPGS like Xenoblade. but there are others.
Not sure what you mean by that last part.
I remembered one other thing we always played was Timesplitters 3, but that was a long time ago.
>>699415994
>cross dressing weeb.
Did you actually do this in school? There was a guy in my school who was gay or trans or something. Anyway, he dressed like a girl. Like literal dress or skirt and stuff. To make it worse, they were goth or emo. Man, I stay the hell away from it.
>everyone called it an it because not guy and not girl
Are you one of those people?
>>699416169
Yo
>>699415713
I embrace them but they're only for me
>Willingly posting lewd pics of your waifu
You guys make me sick
>>699415944
>Completionist
You too?
I can't handle it, but I agree with the post game fun
Just not if the tasks are mundane like that
>>699415776
you did though :^)
>>699416541
your waifu makes me sick
>>699416435
Mmmm, no. I wasn't. I only did it on occasion, but the school mostly knew me for it because i did it on normal days whenever I really felt like it.
>>699416293
I have yet to play a xenoblade game. I know chronicles was good but I don't have a WiiU. I meant that is your brother one of those guys that mainly plays sports games or battlefield/CoD games?
Shizuru
Get
>>699416920
>>699416949
beautiful
>>699416435
hello ika
>>699416541
morning.
>>699415994
>Cross dressing?
Wait really? And you still had friends? That's a skill right
>>699416169
Hey man whats up
>>699416293
I will
So what are you up to?
>>699416676
She's cute as fuck though
>>699416676
Nope. Never happened.
>>699417023
The cat loop lives
>>699416541
>you too?
See? I told you! We are one and the same. But yeah, I got to do all the quests. I'd rather that than most other things. I could go without every weapon created, however I'll probably finish that before finishing my missions. Plus on this one I got unlucky. The first time I did it, it took me like 5 minutes. No idea why it took so long this time.
>>699416700
Well, are you bi or something?
>>699417039
>morning
Isn't it the same time for you as me? Like near 5am? Or do you just consider it already morning?
>>699416701
FPS and Fallout games i believe.
Speaking of Xenoblade i said how the soundtrack for X was the same guy who did KLK right?
>>699417080
Listening to music and on the thread here.
So nothing right now but i may take a shower in a bit.
>>699417335
Can I join you?
>>699417080
playing a game
>>699417327
its about 5 am. close enough to morning
>>699417298
sure
Slutty Maid
>>699417080
crazy as fuck you mean
>>699417080
I was actually rather well liked, at least on the surface. I'm sure I was made fun of, but I didn't really care. I had a few, and we're all still friends to this day.
>>699417327
I'm sure I am, but I've not really been able to tell yet.
What's everyone doing this morning?
>>699417458
Sure, why not?
>>699417539
Fuck all. Listening to some music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hh9jTrigXA
>>699417482
>>699417488
Dude where is she from?
>>699417539
playing a game. you?
>>699417478
I guess. So what game you playing?
>>699417488
Can you uh, clarify? I'm not sure I understand the whole "I'm sure but I'm not" thing
>>699417335
Yeah, you told me about the composer. Aah, I was never a big fan of bethesda rpgs, too buggy for my tastes. You play Bayonetta before? Since you have a WiiU?
My eye is really starting to annoy me. Im thinking conjunctivitis. Its starting to swell.
>>699417658
Nice
>>699417806
Laying in bed trying to get a few hours sleep
Hey tovarshchi, how are you guys
>>699417689
Google image search it you moron.
>>699418138
Not yet no, but i have it sitting around and plan to get to it eventually.
I find some buggy stuff to be hilarious.
>>699418373
Fox girl right? What are you doing here so god damned early?
>>699417875
usually let yuno guess first
>>699418277
going to get it checked out?
>>699418365
it may help if you dont watch thread.
>>699418373
fine automatic Israeli rifle that is also a cat girl
>>699418277
Been a few years since I had one, it's pretty annoying.
>>699417689
Idolmaster.
>>699417875
I think I am, but I haven't had any real life experiences to be sure of it or not.
>>699418467
Its 7 AM, which is always when I wake up.Since I'm sick I can't do any of the things I normally do though.So I came straight here.
>>699418469
>
>>699418469
At some point tomorrow maybe. Still need to fuel the bike and get something for 4 people's dinner.
>>699418373
I should go to sleep. But my eye is annoying the shit out of me.
>>699418541
Doesnt help that the next 2 days are pretty full of stuff to do. Working till 3pm, not sure when I can get in to see a doctor. Its not even painful, just a constant feeling of something in it.
>>699418277
Poor Rory
>>699418469
Kek alright, let's see what he guesses
>>699418373
Yo
>>699418563
Well... Do you like dicks? Do they appeal to you in any way?
>>699417687
You can't say that when you yourself are a bully
>>699418628
Ok well I'm just here to talk shit. Your Waifu is cute though so I will leave her alone.
Claim Cirno!
>>699418405
Yeah, the buggy stuff is usually pretty funny, but some of it ruins your game. I had one almost ruin my level 81 full daedra mage in skyrim, well sorta. I had an in game marriage and the npc disappeared and didn't return.
>>699418373
Morning galil, how are you
>>699418469
>Xcom
Im sorry guys I'm really bad at multitasking. I'll try answer as fast as possible.
>>699418668
he actually got it right for once
>>699418884
good job
>>699418667
That's unlucky, I wish you could get a day off for it or something, as it can be contagious. Another thing that I hate about it is waking up with all that thing in your eye.
>>699418685
Sure i can. It just implies i'm not cool.
>>699418667
What's wrong with your eye?
>>699418766
I still hate your waifu
>>699418858
>He doesn't use the Unofficial Patches
>Laughing60fpswithnobugs.gif
>>699418884
I woke up and threw up right away, all over my couch and face.
>>699419062
none of us are cool :(
>>699418938
O shit. Witnessed. There's so many games that I'd be overwhelmed by the possible options. I'd probably never get one right.
>>699418884
Just in case you missed it... >>699417327
>>699419113
I've been saying that since before i even start posting here.
>>699418858
>>699419104
This, I never had a single gamebreaking bug with unnoficial patches. Even if you want to play vanilla skyrim I still recommend getting them and SkyUI.
>>699419104
>still hate your waifu
>>699418668
Yes, but at the same time, no. Attracted, but not completely. It's odd.
>>699419329
:(
at least we can be happy with our slutty maid waifus right?
>>699418858
Ah, well that's a shame not sure what to say about that.
I remember playing Red Dead Redemption on the PS3 and very frequently everything would get low poly and i would fall out of the map into nothingness.
I got it on Xbox and didn't have the problem for some reason.
Maybe it was the disc or something.
>>699418938
I would celebrate if I wasn't doing something atm
>Still feels good
>>699419104
>Hot
Still sick from salmonella? Or what happened now?
>>699419324
Oh thanks
And yes really are a like kek
However I don't really complete everything. I get bored fast with quests like that
>>699419348
Yeah, Skyrim is a million times better with mods.Even for an unmodded playthrough I always had the unofficial patches, SkyUI, a few crafting mods and a few other things.
>>699419378
Mavis a shit.
>>699419618
Apparently, I thought it would have blown over by now.
>>699419104
>>699419348
I tried modding my skyrim, it made the game repeatedly crash when the clock turned to 6a.m. Now I'm stuck with my companion at Whiterun for only two ingame hours until we have to repeat. Tried Uninstalling and cleaning my mods, still happens lmao.
>>699419480
Lol, I've never heard that happen in RDR. Interesting, considering the level of polish R* has.
>>699419812
Use something that automatically installs your mods then, because you obviously can't.
>>699419054
Yeah, waking up is gonna suck.
>>699419104
Feels swollen, could be conjunctivitis. May have caught it from my niece.
>>699419618
what are you up to?
>>699419810
Good morning, sunshine.
>>699419562
:^(
>>699419812
Maybe it was something weird with the disc then.
>>699420074
>morning
Hello boat.
>>699420134
Now now, don't be like that.
I'll still hang out with you.
>>699420227
It's morning for me.
>>699419967
Waking up always sucks, it's just going to suck a little harder this time.
>>699419812
Mod Organizer lets you cleanly install and remove mods with a few clicks.
>>699419793
It's a sandbox modding game for me, vanilla skyrim is too incomplete and doesn't offer any interesting difficulty.
>>699419810
Second best Riot.
>>699419410
?? I'm lost. I don't even
>Literally stopped right there because I didn't know what to put there. Kek
How does that even make sense? I mean, I guess I might not ever know since this already doesn't apply to me. But still, how?
>>699419573
That's true I guess but still the ons 're many and then future games will only make it harder. I'd really have to know what games you have before I could even make a guess.
>>699419618
Yeah I usually do like, 1 boring quest a day. If I feel like I could do another later on in the day than I'll do another one but I don't make it a necessity to do them all at once.
>>699420326
Image
Peanut-butter on my balls let the dog lick it
>>699420326
why do you think it took him this long to get it right?
>>699419793
Sucks man. Gonna watch movies all day again?
>>699420050
Playing board games with the family
>This is why I answer slow
>>699419793
>Mavis is shit
So rude, and I was thinking me and you would be best friends. You know, giving each other bro jobs. You know; bro things.
>>699419898
>>699420322
I do have mod organizers and installers. But I'm guessing it has something to do with my save file now.
>>699420140
Nighty Nui, imma crash
>>699420287
Doesnt count.
>>699420322
Get out.
>>699420322
Yeah. Cleaning out eye gunk at 6am is gonna be fun.
>>699420556
You would. I know what you want to do with orange juice.
>>699420840
I wrecked a Syndra as Veigar today.
>Rory-sama
>>699420322
Yeah mods really make the game.
>>699420556
>Papa Franku
>That filename
>>699420326
>Doing quests
>Not just making your own challenges and fucking around
I filled my Hearthfire home with hearts and flesh.
>>699420478
Cute af pic.
>>699420736
Probably, especially since its probably raining all day again.
>What game
>>699420778
I don't really care what you think of me or my waifu, I hate you and your waifu with a passion.
>>699420790
Goodnight, Anonon!
>>699420840
Fine. I'll try again then.
Good evening, cunt.
>>699420978
Well god damn; you don't have to be so butt mad about it.
>>699420846
you can call it wrong, i don't really give a fuck
>>699420978
this guy knows whats up.
>>699420930
Did he keep running into your walls?
Or just did not punish you at early game?
>>699421060
And a miss again.
Maybe if you switch to a boat it would help.
>>699421170
Kill yourself
>>699420287
good
>>699421188
boop boop
>>699420326
Think of it like this. You see a food and it looks good, but you don't know if you'd actually like it. It's the same. I see them, and kinda like it, but how the hell would I know if I actually do?
>What the fuck am I even saying here, how the fuck did this topic even start?
>>699420840
I will soon enough. At least you picked an Ionian.
Any luck with the event?
>>699420790
I remember having a similar error but can't remember how I fixed it. Try skipping that time through sleeping or console commands.
>>699420978
I basically enjoy trying out mods more than actually playing the game.
>>699420736
ahh well have fun with that
Best type moon claimed.
>>699421268
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