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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >>699409721

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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still here
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>>699421213
I'll just keep trying.
Drink bleach, faggot.
>>699421268
>Rattles
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i want to grill sausages on Jenny's arse
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>>699421481
(boop beep)
01000001 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100111 01110010 01101001
>>699421656
>bully rattles
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>>699421301
No, im still doing E-1 and farming c node.
>>699421656
I know you want to.
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>>699420556
Lol what up bot.

>>699420631
Kek fair enough.

>>699420978
Well this time around I'm playing as a palico only, if that counts. I have so much less defense than my friends at same rank. One friend has like, 150 more defense than me.

>>699421287
I honestly can't relate. If I see food that looks good I'll take a bite of it. If it tastes disgusting then I'll spit that shit out.
>once again I forgot what the original topic was but were here right?

Clammed
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Quick bake
>>699421188
I like your filenames.
>TFW you will never sit in a bathtub full of Ramen noodles
>>699421301
Yeah in my the glory days of playing Skyrim I would literally spend all day looking for mods and then just install them all night.
>>699421481
Why is that the color scheme
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>>699421760
Too slow for me.
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Best type moon claimed.
>>699421750
>still on E-1
Come to E-2 for Prinz and Amatsus for days.
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>>699421753
I'm willing to give it a shot, but once I'm sure it's not for me, I'll know whether or not I'm bi.
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>>699421750
Good afternoon, cocknozzle.
Shove a cactus up your ass.
>>699421743
>Rattles
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>>699421760
You dirty fucking Jew. How can you talk shit about best vampire?
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Im sorry I ignored you guys.
So I finished
And I can shitopst
>I believe galil asked this
I played a Dutch quiz game
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>>699421828
It was good, best baker self-titled.

>>699421750
At least you're farming the event, I wanted to kai a few ships and wait for a guide before trying it.
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>>699421760
i'll one day get a kiddie pool and do it. OJ might be cheaper though
>>699421753
not much, lying in bed, shitposting. as usual
>>699421743
damn right i am
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>>699422123
If it wasn't within 15 seconds of image limit, I'm not satisfied.
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>>699421624
Hey sorry I missed what you asked me.
What are you up to.
>>699421753
How's monster hunter coming along
>If you're still playing that
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>>699421850
I have done some E-2 just not enough.
Still need to get some things off c node.
>>699421888
Lewd.
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>>699421859
Oh shit I didn't notice what I said was pretty deep. But yeah go ahead and try it. Or don't. It's all your choice
>heads up: I ain't gay or bi so don't even think about trying it with me.

>>699421667
I wanna stick my dick in her ass.

>>699422146
I want to leave but people are starting to come up so I don't want to leave just as I say hi.

>>699422220
This is why I gave you those nicknames.

>>699422317
I stopped playing about the time that I did the fishing quest. I'm not up to it and it's already 6am.
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>>699422491
Why.
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>>699422426
I would recommend farming D node on E-2 instead, very safe, low cost and drops both Ooyodo, Amatsukaze and Isokaze.
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>>699421909
Galil has been confirmed to be the best, and only acceptable Jew with trips, multiple times.Mavis has been confirmed to be shit by everyone in the thread multiple times.
>>699422036
What, like Name 5?
>>699422146
Ramen is 20¢ a pack dude how much cheaper can you go?
>>699422220
Apparently you are satisfied with being 1 off though.Go suck >>699422222 this guys dick.
>TFW you will never be born, made to wave the flag.
>You will never be red white and blue
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>>699422317
didnt ask you anything said to have fun. im playing a different game now
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>>699422426
Good night Syndra.
Don't wake up.
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>>699422491
i know that feeling. sometimes that's the only reason i stick around.
>it's okay if it's not your own Waifu
>>699422637
It's like a $1.20 over here since not that many people buy it (i live in a small town, business is much different out here).
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>>699422491
Ah I see, that's pretty late but I shouldn't be surprised.
Your sleep schedule is weird.
>Playing boring quests late at night
Literally the worst thing
>>699422637
If you're looking a name its called "besserwisser"
Not that it would matter
It's just a regular quiz game where you answer question of different categories
>>699422736
Oh okay cool.
> I didn't have fun my brother got lucky
World of tanks? I feel like that's a pretty good guess
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>>699421540
Is this where I go to vote for bernie?
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I'm going to bed, no one do anything stupid while I'm gone.
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>>699422906
2 in the same day how about that.
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>MFITT (My Face In This Thread.)
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>>699422491
I didn't plan to. I wouldn't even give it a shot unless they seemed interested in the first place, and you most certainly never did.

Well, finished watching the new Independence Day.

>Plot: 8/10, would like to see what happens next

>Visuals: 8/10, nothing amazing, but decent enough

>Acting: 1/10, what the fuck the lines felt so forced at so many moments. Also there was so little emotion.

>Script: 2/10, too many references to the old movie, was cheesy as fuck

>Overall: 5/10
If it wasn't for the interest of what could happen if we were to go to interstellar war, this movie would've gotten a 2/10 at best.
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>>699423054
MOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1
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>>699423054
Goodnight.
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>>699423054
people are going to do stupid shit now, fuck you. goodnight
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>>699423101
>8/10, nothing amazing, but decent enough
Ign please
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>>699423065
This is actually my lucky day
>Omw to a casino
>>699423101
>1/10 acting
Kek makes me want to watch it

Holy shit boys family is a hassle
>Tfw I only want to sit inside watch Olympic games and post on /waifu/
>Can't go to my apartment because my laptop is going to be delivered here
See you guys later have to walk
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Manoush Zomorodi claimed!
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>>699421598
delet this
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>>699422623
Soon.
>>699422834
I can only hope.
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>>699423408
have fun. if you win big get me something too
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>>699423509
>cancel uploading at 50%
Thanks 4chin
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>>699423285
I mean, I've seen better. In this day and age, it really wasn't anything special. It was good, but... it's not really gunna have anything that sticks too much.

>>699423408
It was legit pretty fucking bad.
When they do the yelling that's supposed to be intense, it feels like they're awkwardly trying not to be too loud over a Skype call or something.
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Should I shoplift Batman vs Superman?I want to see it even though I know its bad but I'm not spending $20 on it.
>>699422876
Even when I was in Tennessee with my brother and grandma they were only 25¢ and the town has 200 people in it.What the fuck is going on where you live?
Also you might be able to order them.online, especially in bulk.
>>699423010
Yes
>>699423054
Never wake up.
>>699423066
Alright.
>>699423227
Your filenames are 2gud
>Thought this was posted like 5 minutes ago
>Turns out captcha reset halfway through posting
GG 4CHAN
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>>699422604
That image you posted before.

>>699422637
>>699422146
Why the fuck would you guys swim in food? That sounds disgusting.

>>699422876
Yeah but I think I might leave now. I have stuff to do early afternoon tomorrow.
>greentext
Kek

>>699422906
At this point, I have no sleep schedule, I just sleep when I get tired. But yeah, I don't know. I forgot what I was going to say. I'm tired

>>699423101
Watching movies on the job. Tsk tsk tsk. I don't know how I should feel about that comment about me?
>sounds like you hate me
>but most likely don't
>but zzzzzz.

I got stuff to do in a couple hours. Goodnight or morning or whatever people.
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Kinda here
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>>699423780
Why do you always ask us if you should shoplift something? It really just comes down to your morals.
>>699423897
Because she looks pissy in the in the image? I don't follow. Goodnight.
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Alright i'm actually going to sleep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wlrl7_q4w0
Loving this song this week.
Goodnight all.
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>>699423897
I don't, it's just you've never shown any kind of "interest" towards me. Not a bad thing by any means!
>You know I don't actually work, this isn't news!

Night squid!
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>>699424090
I'm asking if its even worth it m8 not if you guys think its morally alright
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>>699423780
Guess it's just where i live. it only has one supermarket so i guess it's just being a capitalist bitch. i might get some from the next town over though.
>Your filenames are 2gud
I only do this to spite the guy who called me out for not having filenames
>captcha reset halfway through
When my internet craps out to 100k this shit happens all the time. i know how it feels.
>>699423897
it's my fetish. Goodnight squid
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>>699423780
Do it, what's the worst that could happen.
>>699424163
Have dreams about boats.
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>>699424282
I'll dream of sinking them.
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>>699424282
Technically the worst that could happen is I get caught and arrested for armed robbery, a felony, and lose my guns and get raped for the next few years.
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>>699423780
Why shoplift movies in an age of pirating?
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And i'm gone i guess, bye.
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>>699424570
I don't have a computer, I post from NY phone.Plus I like having physical copies.
>>699424583
Bye
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>>699424678
Meant my phone, but whatever
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>>699424583
Goodbye.
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Not claiming, but here Jenny anon. Have this picture.

Also kindahornyart on tumblr (something like that??) draws jenny sometimes. I dont think thats their porn blog, (i think that one was hernyart??) but there ya go.

Peace.
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>>699425159
forgoted picture!
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>>699424583
bye nui
>>699425159
you forgot the image
>>699425025
oh, cheers mate! didn't know that guy did jenny.
>>699425256
>>699425159
>3d
kys
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Claimed. See ya fuckers.
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>>699425369
NPRfus is best fus!

Xana O'neil claimed!
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this thread is too slow for me. i'm going to bed
>jenny
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Stacey Vanek Smith claimed!
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Thread is dead as fuck tbhwu fams
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QOTT: If you were to take your waifu to the movies for a date, what movie would she want to see?

>Probably a romance involving princesses, or a Disney movie of some sorts.
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>>699426431
We have this question every fucking thread.
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>>699426431
Disney princess movie, I don't know if she'd be able to sit through a movie that well though.
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>>699426431
Any good military movie.
So like .5% of military movies
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>>699425998
hello
>>699426431
not too sure but only 2 movies play here anyways
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>>699426626
Ive not once seen this specific question asked.
>Or maybe I just can't remember it. Oh well.

>>699426686
Is that so? Why?

>>699427016
What are some good ones in your opinion?

>>699427095
Gee bill, your theater lets you have 2 movies?
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>>699426431
I'd hype her up for a horror movie, she'd act as if she loved horror movies, then she'd be all cuddly for the entirety of the movie. Classic trope.
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>>699427223
She's just a very energetic person, I couldn't imagine her sitting down for an hour and a half+.
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>TFW just shit my guts out
Fuck.
>>699427223
Not any that would be in the movies
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>>699427223
2 and only 2.
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Honeysuckle Weeks claimed!
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>>699426431
Oooh, that's a good one! She'd probably want to see some sort of medical documentary, honestly, but going to the theater would probably be typical woman junk. Some shitty rom-com or rom-dram with cardboard cutout characters that are relatable by the sheer, ordinary blandness of their personalities. Lord knows there ain't much good in the theaters these days and I don't think I've ever heard of a documentary in theaters, because people don't want to learn.
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>>699427264
I could see that, ya. Nice plan!

>>699427734
Hmm, fair. They wouldn't sit for it even if they really liked it?

>>699427741
Well shit. Recommend me some!

>>699427742
Wow. Just wow.
>You're not missing out on too much.

>>699428702
>People don't want to learn
It's a sad truth right there.


>Literally got into last gear and was WOT for over half the way home
Holy shit. That was...amazing to say the least. I got onto the freeway, and Dancing on the Street started playing. By the time it went off, I was already getting off my exit.
>5 minutes for 10 miles.
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>>699429780
I don't know, she probably would sit if she enjoyed it.
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>>699429780
So it is, old chap. I shit you not I used to be made fun of for wanting to learn. People literally made fun of me for being smart and having a desire to learn and read. I know people who have literally never been to a library and who have literally never sat down and read a book that wasn't assigned to them at school.
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Good Morning!! How's everyone doing?
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Sarah Gonzalez claimed!
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>>699430833
im ok. you?
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>>699429564
Hi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llQmnMY0pNM
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>>699430833
I'm good, thanks.

What's do?
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>>699430677
Granted, I was the same way about not wanting to read, I was always eager to learn. More of a hands on kind of learner. I'd learn more given an engine block, some vague instructions, and tools than I would given nothing but a highly detailed manual to read.

>Scratch that, make that 10 miles in 4 minutes.

>>699430833
I went hella fast. I knew Sunday morning would be amazing.
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>>699430942
>>699431022
that's good to hear!

I just woke up and made an amazing bagel bacon egg sandwich, Plus some coffee.

Just watching adventure time atm. Got a meeting at noon. It's gonna be long like 3 hours.
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Wow thread has been going slow
Been away for almost 2 hours and not even a new thread
Who's still here?
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>>699431283
sounds a little busy
>>699431777
me
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>>699431777
Wasted trips by forgetting a fucking picture
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>>699431777
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Shino just got here. I'll keep it alive.

>>699431872
It is kinda busy but whatever. I only have this meeting once a month.
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>>699431283
Being an ausfag bagels are a rarity. I can eat them plain they're so good.
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>>699431872
Hey what's up?
>Wasnt my lucky day
>Lost rock paper scissors twice
>>699431978
Aye
Whats up?
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Salutations, friends!

I hate to interrupt, but please direct your attention to my dubs! Intriguing!
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>>699431239
At least you learned. Had a desire to do so. To pick up information. You were curious instead of complacent. I always had my nose in a novel or something. Either that, or I read ahead in the textbook because I was one of only three or four functionally literate people in my classroom at any given time- one of whom was usually the teacher. In a class of 20-30 people. I sat next to people in high school who couldn't pronounce very fucking basic words. Couldn't say so much as "extrapolate" or "adhesive." The fucking state of education these days... Would you believe that at 15 people still. Read. Like. This. From the... Te- textbook? WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT FUCKING SHIT?! Or would you believe they didn't know how to do their own laundry? Basic fucking shit, niggers! BASIC FUCKING SHIT.
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>>699432186
Faggot. Kys.
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>>699432139
Went fast. 150 mph for a solid 4 minutes straight. Coming off the rush now and feeling super sleepy. Expect me to suddenly pass out at any time.
>What's good with you?
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Rynogt4 did nothing wrong.
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>>699432019
oh well thats not bad
>>699432139
oh well that sucks. youll never get what im playing unless you really are stalking me
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>>699432499
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Stnt-Kxi3UA
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>>699432499
>Feeling sleepy
>Going 150 mph
I'm questioning your life choices. Although it sounds pretty awesome
I'm great, sitting down with a beer in the sun
>>699432651
League?
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https://youtu.be/3ZFZSE6Wm0Q

>>699430978
Hello Shiro, good day to you
>this video is not available
shit
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>>699432790
earth defense force 4.1 the shadow of new despair
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>>699421540
>Gone for an hour
>Thread is still up
What the fuck?
Anyway I'm back from the store, they replaced Batman vs Superman with a bunch of old movies they had in stock for like 5 bucks each.Instead I lifted some danishes and some Texas Squeeze OJ for breakfast.
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>>699432900
The fuck is that?
>How could I possible know that
>>699432951
Same kek.
>Lifting
Are you a nigger galil?
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>>699432951
So, Galil, when did you run out of fucks to give?
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>>699432439
I always read ahead in the text book, despite the fact I wasn't big on reading. Curiosity got me good.
>I've had my fair share of words I've pronounced wrong, and STILL get shit from my friends about. Examples being: Citadel, Frejlord, and I can't remember the others, but ya.
I believe it. I knew people that had trouble with multiplication. Not even hard stuff. Like, 12*12.

>>699432766
God DAMN that thing sounds sexy. Probably a lot lighter than my bike too...

>>699432790
No, I was completely awake during that. But it's been a good hour since I got home, and the adrenaline is all but gone. So the tired is really setting in.
>Piss water
Ew.
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>>699432037
Oh dude you're missing out. I basically cooked up some bacon bits and peppers made a tiny omlet and put some cheese on top and put a bagel around it. SOOO GOOOD.

>>699432651
Nah should be alright.


I was just reading that they are hinting about releasing No Man Sky for Xbox one.

That fucking gaming company is the biggest fuckin cons out there. Exclusive Release "releases it on every platform" Multiplayer "no fucking multiplayer". They made this game vague as fuck from the jump and made a killing selling a game that should be 20 bucks in the ps4 store.

The only people i know sticking up for it are the ppl that preordered that shit bomb and are stuck with it.
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>>699433081
its a jap game about insects attacking earth. played one before and saw the new one drop so i got it a while back.
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>>699433031
feet of nice
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>>699433031
Adequate paws, I suppose
>>699433081
No, I just have a problem.Its too tempting
>>699433093
The second I was born
>>699433135
I could never get 12 times 12 right.Even though I knew what 12 times 11 was I just couldn't do it.
>>699433258
Am I glad I don't have a PS4, or else I would have preordered it.
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>>699432859
Good day to you too. Any plans today?
>maybe this'll work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mC7j-fxqfs
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>>699432859
You realize that 17mins is fucking Crazy long right?
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>>699433031
Feet of an angel.
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>>699433135
I guess that's fine then, gonna sleep soon?.
>>Pisswater.
Are you joking son? Beer is the best thing in a nice hot sun while eating some peanuts. You're obviously used to American beer.
>>699433317
Wait that Sounds weird.
I guess it's a Japanese game
What's the goal?
>>699433438
Damn well don't get caught please
Feeling better I guess?
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>>699433135
It's pure suicide, that's what you're hearing.

>>699433258
But the pure chewy, doughy taste is godly to me. It also explains the reason I'm a skinny fucker, between the carbs and the coffee I don't get much fat or protein.
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Rei
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>>699433641
kill the insects that invade earth. pretty simple concept
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>>699433504
yes, I do
I'm not forcing anyone to watch the whole thing or anything at all

>>699433471
Not really. Been playing overwatch with Kotori so far but he's got cancer and had to go off. Probably gonna take it slow for the rest of the day
>maybe this'll work
That did work. Nice song. Did not expect 1:10.
You like this genre?
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>>699433135
I'm shit at math. I shit on you for being unable to pronounce "Citadel," but not so much for Frejlord, because Norse languages are fucking weird. I know grown-ass men and women who still can't or won't do their own laundry. I'm not even shitting you, I know people who are literally walking stereotypes.
>white bitch
>dumb as a sack of shit
>brags about getting drunk/high/in fights
>real fucking classy
>wears nothing but thongs and leggings for pants at god damn work
>not even hot
>likes Justin Beiber and shitty rap music literally about blowjobs/cunnilingus
>again, complete dumbfuck
I also know
>a 30-something white woman with short hair
>hates guns
>everything is racist/homophobic/transphobic
>has 5 kids with a 6th on the way
>hates vidya with guns
>hates the concept of porn
>mfw I'm the oldest of those 5 kids
>>699433438
Nice.
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>>699433840
BUGS?
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>>699433773
The carbs should make you fat tho!

>>699433925
Like does that take a whole day to upload? Cuz your video quality looks pretty high.
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>>699433925
Eh, prog rock is okay, it's not really a go to genre for me, but it's enjoyable.
>i have plans today
>why live
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>>699433925
I like the text on screen style thing, but it'll never be carpet johnson tier faggotry.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ4oWR7LVGI
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>>699433840
How did you get into it? Sound obscure
>>699434179
Hey shino didn't notice you there, how are you?
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>TFW you will never be the flamethrower guitar guy from Fury Road
>>699433641
I'll never get caught, I'm not a retard and I'm FAST AS FUCK BOIIIIIIII
I still feel like crap tbh. A 15 minute walk in the rain does not help.
>>699434013
>>mfw I'm the oldest of those 5 kids
Damn son.
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>>699434179
Your boy Karen's in it too
>does that take a whole day to upload?
Took me about 2 hours to encode, and another hour to upload and process
>video quality looks pretty high.
Damn right it's 2160p 4k HD resolution

>>699434245
I liked it but I don't think I'll sit through the entire 19 minutes
>why live
good question

>>699434262
Oh yeah, I started doing it because some of us talk with heavy accents
>carpet johnson tier faggotry
Never heard of the guy but I'll strive to overtake him
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>>699434127
yeah lots of them
>>699434392
got one of them on xbox 360 way back. it was pretty cool
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Shiina Mashiro Claimed
Easily one of the best Waifu ever.
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>>699434423
She's literally the only non-economic reason I'm a nogunz. If I had the money and didn't have her, I'd be swimming in M14 clones, SKSs, and ammunition.
>inb4 underage b&
I'm 20, I just have to live at home because minimum wage doesn't pay very fucking well.
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>>699434569
Live for your waifu of course!
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>>699434013
Ohh i wanna do one! This is my Borther in law's sister.

Late 20's white bitch
>Has two black kids
>No one has ever seen the father
>Complains on facebook about being a single mother
>Still sees black guy in secret.
>fat
>If some guy is nice to her in public "there hitting on me"
>Gets help with literally everything from her mom yet pats herself on the back for working so hard and being a single mom

Fuckin joke yo.

>>699434569
I thought karen got thrown off a bridge for having a waifu?

I need to figure out how to upload my videos so they don't look like shit. I have a dv.a ownage video and it looks like garbage.

>>699434392
I'am doing well bro. Just drinking coffee waking up
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>>699434423
>Nice memestar
Then why even go out when it's raining? Atleast you're not puking anymore right?
>>699434601
Sounds pretty fun. Is it an fps or rts? I wonder because it sounds kinda like StarCraft but I could see it being a shooter
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>>699434569
>tfw you don't have a super aussie accent
Kill me.
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Shiro only pretends to be antisocial
In reality he's good a qtpi gf, at the top of his class, in varsity sports, in a garage band, and have tons of friends
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>>699435105
Thank you?
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>>699434988
its a 3rd person shooter. im currently a wing diver. they get jetpacks and their weapons run off the same charge. im fighting giant spiders so i need to be careful not to get caught in their webs
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>>699434569
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>>699434988
Because it wasn't raining too hard and driving anywhere less than 20 minutes away is retarded unless its pouring or something.
Also EDF isn't obscure at all.
>>699435105
We know.
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>>699434879
Ah yes of course
Protect the smile

>>699434920
Karen is alive for now, though he seems to be dealing with some shit right now
>I need to figure out how to upload my videos so they don't look like shit
If your initial unedited footage is shit quality there isn't much you can do. If it's not then you can try tinkering with the encoding settings. What program do you use to export?

>>699435085
>super aussie accent
Who did you mean?

>>699435105
Wow, what a fucking loser

>>699435477
Hello smugs
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>>699434920
Great, good to hear. Any plans for the day?
>Except the meeting
>>699435264
Kek.
>>699435353
>Giant spider
Fucking nope
How can you play this?
>>699435485
You can also not go outside when it's raining
>What is an umbrella
Still weird I have never heard of it then
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>>699435546
Hello peach demon. Love the first min or two of the new banter

Shinoa claimed ',:)
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>>699435546
Not much i can do about it guess since im a console fagget.
>he seems to be dealing with some shit right now
Really? I hope he's alright I talked to him a couple weeks ago he was in the stream seemed decent then? said he was coming back on the 18th
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>>699435546
I just mean I don't sound particularly australian by default, I can put a mighty good one on though. Also I guess every australian sounds super aussie amognst people with different accents.
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>>699435759
its not bad i just wanted something to mix it up
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>>699435791
Hello, m'smuggles
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Best gun claimed.
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>>699435791
Good to see you smugs
ah, the 1:30 intro? Yeah it took me about as long as the rest of the video to make but I think it looks good
I also like the part at the end where I'm shitfaced drunk but the sound is shit

>>699435925
I'm sure you're aussie enough to pass
>I guess every australian sounds super aussie amognst people with different accents
This is funny because there is no australian in this banter. Who did you think was an aussie?

>>699435846
He shows up sometimes to play games with us but he doesn't tell us much about it. And we don't ask. I'm sure he'll be back soon
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>>699435759
Umbrellas are for fags and women.I just put on my hat and went outside.What was I supposed to do, eat oatmeal for breakfast for the 8th day in a row?
I wouldn't have minded that actually I just wanted Batman vs Superman but they didn't have it.I knew I should have got it yesterday.
>>699436288
>Best gun
Position is already taken.
Also is that an actual painting?
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>>699436288
Why does that AK have a carry handle
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>>699436322
Wait what?

Someone sounds like an aussie at some points and another sounds like an azn aussie at some points too. Fuck I'm dumb, nevermind me.
>>
>>699436085
Im not saying it's bad I'm saying I have arachnifobia.
Harry potter 2 was the worst for me
>>699436738
>Umbrellas are for fags
Guess who doesnt like dick but is dry anyway?
>This guy
Can't you just stream or download it?
You're already stealing from a store so who cares
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>>699436847
That's the sight being ajusted for range.

She had to adjust the range when she sniped Galil and her trash NATO friends.

^_^
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>>699437047
What color did his subtitles have? Our crew is highly versatile
>no niggers or jews though
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>>699437624
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>>699437557
>>699436288
Gun's are just a fedora you can shoot.
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