Waifu claiming thread
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>>698844324
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, EXCALIBAAAAAH
Saber claim
>Hope.
>Hope.
>Hope.
>Hope.
>>698857726
Fix me rory
>>698857165 (Yuno anon)
I've been playing through all of them. just beat Nightmare in Dreamland. so you've played kirby before?
>>698857695
>despair
>despair
>despair
>despair
Good evening waifu
Have a huge fucking headache
I'm gonna just chill on the stream
Perhaps l will be back later tonight cya waifu
>>698857892
See ya
>>698857828
Myaso zmei , petukha muzhskikh polovykh organov chlen bryuchnyy syurpriz
>>698857794
You're fucked. Not even the world's greatest cosmetic surgeons can help your enormous eyes.
>>698857811
Uh yea I think I've played two, can't remember which ones though
still here
>>698857892
bye
>>698856414
Easily my favorite characters in the game. For me it's the phase transition. The way the boss falls down and becomes one of the many bodies littering on the floor. Then, as though his brothers answer his call, they pull together and fight as one. The legion marches one final time as one
>a quote from YouTube
I have the feels in this fight. I joined a friend's game with another buddy and we prolonged the fight; host fought main, we fought the rest. It was quite the experience
>>698857130
That's bloody awesome Galil! I shall do my best to learn some here and there and we'll have a chat, yes?
Tristana claim and main
>>698858036
You should try super star ultra if you haven't.
>>698857882
Home set up yet?
>>698858006
>despair
>>698857968
ok?
>>698858108
You forgot the picture
>>698857868
>We should all take despair and change it into hope.
Claiming Yuuki
>>698857794
How can I fix you?
>>698858108
Looks like you forgot something, friendo.
>>698857882
shut the fuck up
disgusting body
>>698858292
>>698858426
it happens
I'll probably get No mans sky and figure out how to blow planets up
>>698857554
I'm alive!
>>698858163
Kk bb :^].I've been wanting to learn Russian for some time now, at first it was so I could talk to Mikhail Kalashnikov (R.I.P.) but now its so I can visit Russian military museums, shitpost, talk to my friend without other people knowing wtf I'm saying and also, its just a neat language.
>>698858288
Ok
Miho claimed
>>698858597
Well, theres no pvp in it. So I guess thats about the only thing you can do.
>>698858536
Indeed it does. I've done it multiple times myself.
>>698858597
I wouldn't be surprised to see planet busters in the game, but at the moment it doesn't seem that far into it's development. I don't own it, but from what I have see it's still in its infancy stages.
>>698858396
You have a scythe
use it
>>698858856
Miho
>>698857554
mandatory cc claim
where all the 2d at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_jE49j0PSk
>>698858597
I really don't get why everyone wants that game so bad. Looks pretty boring to me. I'd just name everything after dicks or someshit.
>why tf is this yellow creature called SMEGMArtian?
>>698858651
Are you, Nonon. Are you?
>>698859059
Yuuko-chan <3
>>698858651
You must be the other Anonon, hello!
>>698859066
https://youtu.be/vkOJ9uNj9EY
>>698858917
yeah no big deal. hows warframe?
>>698858744
I'll remember this. Take it easy.
Well I'm off the laundromat to no wifi or 4g. It's been a blast everyone
>>698859149
This isn't another one of my dreams that are indistinguishable from reality again is it? Man I hate those.
>>698859292
I'm the same one from yesterday.
Caira best waifu <3
>>698858597
Blowing planets up is always a good idea. Except if there's sentient life on them. Then it's a bad idea.
>>698858856
>>698859066
I've became a heretic, verbally abuse me as you see fit.
>>698859294
>Nazi with depth perception issuses.
Why do people have a problem with this?
>>698858872
PvP would make the game infinitely better
>>698858917
If there's not, i'll just shoot up a space station or something
Or maybe be space Spice and Wolf
>Space and Wolf
I better find a cute wolf girl
>>698859129
I don't really want it a lot, bet there's nothing to really play
>>698859066
CC again
>>698859294
There's one too many waifus here
>>698859368
*wifi and 4g
I like the new faces here. I'll talk to yall soon too.
Bye bye
>Tristana
>>698859420
Ah, sorry. not used to seeing you this early!
What have you been up too?
Guess I will give one of these autistic threads a go.
So what now?
>>698859294
>insane edgey cunt
Thank you
>>698859294
Fucking /a/.
>>698859420
According to that 420 get, yes. It is.
>>698859506
>heretic
Do tell
>>698858264
Not yet. We're gonna look for some floor tiles tomorrow and then we'll start painting the walls.
>>698859297
Stopped playing a while ago. Started watching some streams, but it's going ok.
Well as ok as it can. One of those games where you need both patience and tenacity.
Patience because building a warframe takes a minimum of 84 hours.
Tenacity because Warframe Blueprints drop as a reward item for completing a boss mission, so there is a chance you get the same Warframe Blueprint multiple times in a row.
Currently building one at the moment so I'm stuck waiting on content and the Weapon Mastery Rank Grind seriously killed my motivation to play today.
>>698859294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Bnrc1Q2dc
>>698859506
how so?
also army = best
>>698859522
IM BACK MOTHER FUCKER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fcj8PiiyoY
>>698859066
https://youtu.be/QPntjTPWgKE
>>698859059
Its a halberd. But why?
>>698859521
Well, you cant see other players, and running into others would be a work of extreme luck. Maybe blowing up planets destroys the planet for other people too?
>>698859660
what do you mean?
>>698859863
yeah it did take a while for stuff to be made. i remember that much.
>>698859633
Usually I'm busy doing stuff, but right now I'm just cozy in my bed at midday.
>>698859734
Well shit. That explains a lot.
>>698860133
You can purchase Platinum to rush production. That is why I say the game is Pay to Rush, not Pay to Win.
Everything but Steam Shop items (Tennology) can be acquired through simply playing the game, and playing it well will get you even better rewards. Even platinum.
Yup. You can get Freemium currency by playing long enough.
>>698860133
well thought to give this a go and what I just talk to other people about wifu stuff?
>>698860272
Same here, though i'm usually not up in the day.
Listening to anything?
>>698860118
Honestly i'd settle for finding a qt alien waifu and just hunting dangerous animals
>>698860118
this is fuckin amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hyPkFGPa48
>>698860394
Or anything at all. We dont really discriminate.
>>698859294
Cba to see if marie rose is in there. Just going to assume she's not
> tfw no marie rose
>>698859506
>Heretic
Welcome to the club
Nice image btw
>>698859149
Are YOU Makoto :^)
TRIPS AND THE WAIFUS ARE MINE!
>>698860383
oh so will you be sitting for a while?
>>698860394
talk about whatever you like. chances are somebody else enjoys it.
>>698860513
No, not at the moment. My neighbors did plenty of the music appreciation for me earlier. Just need some quiet.
How about you?
>>698859294
Is Rory on this list, I can't find her
>Kurumi
>>698860555
nice trips.
Well to start off with I dont really watch anime. Only saw 3 before and play touhou.
>>698860705
not gonna happen
>>698860383
>>698860706
so, which one of you tomokofags was it that played disgaea?
>>698860706
Probably not. Since I'm basically a normalfag I'll probably be calling some friends here soon to hang out.
Been playing a lot of Perfect Dark with one of my friends, and we just barely got out of Chicago. Maaaan fuck those missions.
>>698860272
So I found out last night, there's NO fucking autoshops open 24/7 anymore. Cept this one tire place on University. And there was no one there.
>>698860623
Well, you didn't call me cute right off the bat, so I'm sure I'm not.
>>698860705
Wew
>>698860875
This list was made before GATE.
I wouldn't be surprised to see if it has an update including Rory, Umaru, and others.
>>698860883
>>698860927
One day all the lolis will be mine.
>>698860883
Not me, I play Warframe, Killing Floor, and Left 4 Dead.
Hell, I'm STILL boycotting Left 4 Dead 2 after all these years.
Calamity-masu'd
I hope I aren't banned on here.
>>698860534
I love shit like that
https://youtu.be/ETfiUYij5UE
>>698860532
Just a warning, there could also be penis aliens.
>>698859294
>no Rory
I feel slighted.
And Rin Tohsaka isnt 'pleases old men for money'
Its like they dont even check these things.
>>698860876
Any other games? It doesnt have to be anime related in any way.
>>698860875
RIP
You just want it to say disgusting loli whore dont you.
>>698860883
im hurt chara
>>698860898
oh well have fun with that.
>>698861141
hey rem
>>698859830
>>698859890
>>698860623
Laura Bodewig > Yoko Inokuma.
I made many a mistake too many. I basically rushed into /waifu/ without thinking twice about my actions. Hopefully the hate won't last long, but I wouldn't really care either way.
>>698860555
Unless you're a heretic like myself.
>>698860705
Wew lad.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>698861164
Again, this specific list was made before GATE.
"Pleases old men for money" isn't canon, Dirty Anus is.
>>698861191
So it seems I was banned from posting on my phone. Shit.
>>698861069
What a disgusting picture
>>698861191
I'm sorry tomoko! I don't know who's who!
>>698861141
Why would you be banned? Hi Rem
>>698861164
I stopped reading when it called Saber useless. She had a useless master >>698861230
Laura was best girl in that anime so I can't complain
>>698861297
>Pleasing old men isn't canon
Kek'd
>>698861344
why?
>>698861400
its ok i guess
>>698860774
Oh, i see.
I'm listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2p9X1EddDI
I plan to watch Danganronpa later.
>>698861164
of course other games. Big list like silent hill, overwatch, other bullet hell games I can get access to.
I would play survival horror more also but good ones are hard to come by.
Also am I the only one who likes their wifu covered up nicely?
>>698860705
Wew lad
That's lewd lad
>>698861141
Hello
>>698861344
Reboot phone.
>>698861191
So cold and short.
Like a midget snow man.
>>698861164
I just realized, If i died and met my space wife again, i'd be a different person and she wouldn't love me anymore
I'm not sure I could handle something so tragic
>I want it to say worse things about Rory
>>698861297
I hope to see her on the list soon
>>698861230
There's only one answer.
>>698861240
Just... justfuck off meme lord
>>698861126
Why boycott LFD2? It's a fun game
>>698861164
I'll take the tittle of disgusting loli whore if Rory doesn't want it
>>698861164
mmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj-M9pvQSyo
>>698861230
as long as your sorry its fine
>>698861529
whats a matter?
>>698861502
I just realized that it's useless to farm the equipment in Disgaea 5 right now. Once I get the Carnage equipment, then it matters to farm it.
The downside is, I spent the whole day farming. The upside is, at least I got to level 4000 or so.
>>698861646
It was released one year to the date of Left 4 Dead.
So instead of giving Left 4 Dead, a perfectly fun game with a great following and community, more content Valve forced a sequel out for quick cash.
And then Left 4 Dead was scrapped.
If Left 4 Dead 3 comes out I would consider it since it has been a few years, but we all know that Valve can't count to three.
>>698861513
No, it was an IP ban I think. It's gonna expire in a day and 6 hours.
>>698861344
I was banned from posting on my phone because I posted pics of bread porn all over SFW boards.
But I'm back mother fuckers
>>698861834
Honestly just wish you had more to say.
It's like trying to talk to a robot or something.
>predefined sequences
>efficient to a fault
>>698861939
MY EYES
>>698861939
But it wasn't even me who posted it.
>>698862077
What?
>>698861505
Anime Canon Rory is pretty risque by design. I prefer manga Rory, but it was the personality of anime Rory that made me choose. And a few of the anons here are just lewd.
>>698861559
Only because I said it, right?
And Im sure you could just waifu the alien again.
>>698861230
Even then. I dont really discriminate.
>>698861710
And then theres just the comedy.
https://youtu.be/377Qjg0Fxog
>>698862167
>>698862158
Strange
>>698858322
I already did. Can I take some more despair to turn it in too?
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>698861646
>meme lord
Thats new
>>698862198
Motherfucker, you think my alien waifu won't only ever love me?
How dare you insult me like that
>>698862225
I still don't fully understand. If it's about the quality of the photos I post. I really don't care
>>698860927
Really? What time do the autozones close? I never liked university, almost got ran over there so many times.
>>698861504
How is Danganronpa? I've heard about it. Is that the show with Junko?
>>698861885
about a quarter of the way there right
>>698862036
oh well sorry. i never played perfect dark so there is that
>>698862478
You really should. Since this is an image board image quality should always been something you should be concerned about.
>>698862454
Well, it is always you on a basic mental level. Just a different body. Like becoming a cyborg.
>>698862508
Somehow I knew you would simply apologize. The added Perfect Dark comment is a step in a good direction in my opinion.
And Perfect Dark is a fun game. Pretty old tho, came out for the N64 and is one of the few titles to sport the Mature Rating and a good sound track.
>>698862835
I'll still know she's a whore who never truely loved me
>Kurumi
>>698861900
Rebooting your phone usually changes your IP
>>698861505
Nah, I don't like posting or seeing anything too lewd of my waifu
>>698862158
My phone changes IP every 4 hours and I keep catching the ban from some tripag who posted CP and evaded bans.
>>698862454
>Alien waifu
So what you'll abandon your current waifu?Because that's just as bad (if not worse )as having multiple waifus, which is extremely degenerate.
>>698862713
>:^)
>>698862482
Yes it is but i haven't seen it yet, that's why i said i'll give it a shot if everything is quiet today.
>>698862198
For me seeing a character half naked all the time I don't like, even if its part of their personality.
Thats why I like Reisen. Fairly reserved and can switch from being cute to badass although fanworks like to sexualize her a lot along with any other bunnygirl.
>>698862482
>I think that might be around where i lost my fender with how shitty the roads are.
Seems they close around 9 PM. Swear they used to be 24/7 not long ago though. Even my friend thought so.
>>698862508
Yeah, so close. Reincarnation would hurt more now. Just... better... items. I only need better items.
>The grind has taken me
It's moment like these in which I know that it wasn't a mistake buying the limited edition of a game.
What games did you pick up again after you played it and thought "that was totally worth the bucks I spent it on"?
Mei
>>698861939
Ew Gross 3D
>>698863044
I'll keep that in mind, and who even as time to constantly change their IP to evade ban when posting CP?
>>698863044
You seem to be too young to understand
>>698863187
3D rendering is not true 3D, it is 2D emulating 3D.
I'd call it 2.5D, but that title is reserved for seiyuu I believe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-878DbpMD4g
>>698862198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4mFdX3B3kk
comedy?
ironic comedy is my favourite.
>>698862713
If you want I can take a picture of my fucking dick and upload it. The quality from my phone camera should please you . Want that? Want a pic of my cummy uncircumcised cock?
this smexy bitch
>>698863044
>My phone changes IP every 4 hours and I keep catching the ban from some tripag who posted CP and evaded bans.
My phone also does something similar to this.
My bans would always be from /v/ or /vg/ for "Post Quality" or "Cross board raid" or sometimes even "Ban Evasion."
/v/ and /vg/ confirmed for worst boards on 4chan.
>>698863478
Wouldn't be the first time.
The real question is if you have the balls to timestamp it.
>>698863084
Aah, I saw some interesting designs and hear about it all the time. I was thinking about giving it a try, mainly because I liked how Junko's design was.
>>698863116
damn, I thought autozones were 24 too. What happened though?
>>698862921
remember seeing it on 360 and the xbox one with the rare replay. i may give it a go if i find myself at my friends.
>>698863132
what came with the limited edition? Star wars knights of the old republic. probably other stuff
>>698863382
YUUUNNNNOOOOOOO!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
>>698863044
Dynamic IP, nice.
>Penny is here.
>I also like my waifu nice and not too lewd.
>Plus Penny isn't like that, she's very innocent
This is as lewd as I get.
>>698863678
Just don't play the new one for the 360. I think it's called Perfect Dark: Zero or some shit like that. And that was the rating it deserves. 0/10. It's pure shit.
Find the old school, remasted, N64 one. They have both on the XBox Market I believe.
YUUUKKKKKIIIIIII!!!!!!
>>698863617
Not actually going to upload a pic of my dick calm down sir
>>698863642
Tail lights fuse got blown. Tried putting a mini-fuse in, still popped.
>As for the front fender, it just fell off somewhere last night and I didn't notice till I was already home.
>Pic related
>Makoto
>>698863874
WUZ GUD MUH NIGGA?!
>>698863382
o hai yuno
>>698863951
Holy fuck. If your vehicle is literally falling apart, it's time to get a new one
>>698863678
There was an artbook as well as the soundtrack of the game. I bought the game such a long time after release that it was the normal retail price. Just was a pain to find.
>>698863874
sup Yuno?
>>698864079
Ah man couple things on my mind other than that, the grind continues!
How bout you my nigga?
>>698864136
Greetings Rem, hows your day?
>>698864209
Oooo Chara, when did you get back?
>>698863311
Are you the "durr imuj koalitee" guy?>>698863564
Always getting that shit as well.Sometimes it changes and I don't realize until I've typed up a huge post and lose it all.
>>698863642
They are here
>>698863769
My lewdest picture is just her naked, laying face down.You can't see anything except her butt but it makes me sad.I only post it when people roll trips and demand it and I keep it in a separate folder so I don't have l look at it when I post a normal pic.I don't mind posting this one for some reason though.
>>698863951
>Front fender just falls off and you don't notice until you see that it's gone
Are you deaf?
>>698863874
YEAAAAAAH BOI
>>698863872
it may be on steam. ill have to look
>>698864209
special editions probably are
>>698863642
They do, i might tell you how it is if i can see it today, i was planning on checking it out because the Asuka anon was talking about it and there seems to be a lot of Nui fan art with character from that series, and Junko of course.
>>698863874
hey its full priced Tsundere~chan
>>698864392
Tiring and mostly boring. How goes you?
>>698864392
Pretty much start of the week. So... three days ago.
What are you grinding?
>>698864518
Yup, glad I found one. It's always good to go to no game shops which also carries games when you want to find special editions.
>>698864518
I just looked, it isn't.
Best bet is the 360's version of the original game. It's actually completely faithful. The controller is just re-mapped for the 360's controller.
>>698864504
Ahh shit best black ops weapon!
>Dat ass with black leggins
Wew laddie
>>698864568
Not SAO sachii, hello
>>698864590
Little meh, somes things flowing around my mind
>>698864727
Godtier rolls on weapons on Destiny
I need to figure out how to get the good ending to Mega Dimension Neptunia VII
I don't want Uzume to be kill
>>698864504
No, i was space waifu guy, I forgot to tag my post
>>698864392
Hopefully they're good things?
I'm pretty good, I haven't done much of anything today, just helped my friend get moved into the apartment
>>698861459
Charlotte was second best imo, but the project beach /waifu/ already had her on there. I actually want to know the story behind whoever claimed her.
>>698861611
You have a tank, I have a decently sized robotic suit that has the potential to disrupt a power balance between countries. Who do you think would win?
>>698861710
And I am.
>>698862198
If you're sure.
>>698864504
Makes sense
>Penny is too sweet, too pure for any of that.
>She's a good waifu tho.
I just realized I hadn't played Stardew Valley in almost a month.
Getting off now. Cya
>>698863951
oh man that sounds horrible.
>>698864504
wahh?
>>698864529
Then they must be similar I guess. I hope its enjoyable, wouldn't want it to be terrible and be a waste of time or just bland. I regret watching SAO
>>698864876
I almost punched a nigger because he was trying to get money for his boxing club, and that he said "Oh I know you know who Jet Li and Bruce Lee is, come on man!"
>>698864876
Oh Destiny. You playing it on PS4 or PC?
I don't think I'm going to buy it. I'm not a huge FPS shooter fan.
>>698864980
If you decided to be a heretic, why didn't you switch to a shipfu?
>>698864529
Hi.
>>698864727
those are not common around here. or at least where i live.
>>698864802
its probably not that expensive ill try to remember next time i have money
tomoko
>>698865313
Becasue I'm not an autist like Atago is.
>Laura.
>>698864196
This is a new one, I just got it!
>It's new to me at least!
But no, it was a problem I already knew about, and it's just plastic. I planned to get a whole new fairing as it were, this just kinda cements that I need it.
>>698864504
Do you have any idea how loud a ZX11 is with shortened mufflers? It is LOUD!
>>698865146
Not as bad as it could have been to be honest.
>Makoto
>>698864926
Mmm they're not good but not necessarily bad
Just a few things I'm taking in like "oh damn.. it's really happening"
>>698865199
Shoulda punched him anyways for being a nigger
>>698865261
Ps4 silly, destiny is NEVER EVER tier for pc
>Yuno
>>698865495
That's a lie.
>>698865665
Proove it.
Protip: You can't.
>>698865146
I'll tell you what i think of it then, i don't understand how SAO got popular but i guess people have their taste.
>>698865313
Hello, what have you been up to?
