Waifu claiming thread
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>>698857554
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, EXCALIBAAAAAH
Saber claim
Yunos mine
>>698865631
mandatory cc claim
>>698864980
huh, i guess your not a villain then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJEfWDHXrf8
have a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CETTzv3fTG0
Still here
>>698865586
Well, I wish you good luck in whatever is happening!
>>698865586
>>698865788
My bad. Then I'm definitely not going to get it. I mean I already have problems aiming with a mouse. I'd shoot my teammates with a controller
>>698865586
Well I could've, but I'm not white so I would get arrested
Calamity-masu'd
still here
>>698865913
How do you have problems aiming with a mouse?
See >>698866014
I'm just trying to figure out how to prevent a QT girl from getting killed at the end
>>698866074
Not problems per se, I'm just bad at it.
>>698866191
Sup Jenny?
>>698866175
Kimonos?
Penny Claim~
>>698865913
8/7 NEVER FORGET
>chararoll
>>698866175
Kitty play time?
>On a side note I've finally landed in DC and got home and shit. How is /waifu/ currently?
>>698865884
It's just my birthday tomorrow lol and right after that is Afest
>>698865913
You could get an adapter for your mouse and use mouse.. but Destiny is pretty heavy on aim assist..
>>698865918
Nah as long as you're not black you wouldnt
If anything they would have arrested the nigger
>>698866505
Why don't you love me ;-;
>>698866482
They would've arrested him for protesting. "Gorillaz Boxing Club" Fucking kek
>>698864876
That's not meant for staring!
>>698865538
My faggot ass neighbors kid (Who I saw breaking Into someones house and stealing all his shit but since I had no legal proof it was ignored, even when he pawned the exact same stolen stuff 1 week later) drives some old ass car (never ween the exact model) without a muffler and plays edgy death metal at night
>>698865918
>Rem isn't white
THE PLOT THICKENS
What are you?
>>698866462
Hey at, hows it going
>>698866179
Oh not much, just got up from a nap, going to finish off Higurashi tonight. You?
>>698866364
I said hi to you.
>>698866191
Hello.
>>698866364
Yes.
>>698866462
Oh hi there cutie~
>>698866482
WELL HAPPY (early) BIRTHDAY!!! And have fun at afest! That's like a local convention right?
>>698866640
See! You had nothing to worried about! Missed out on a free punch
>>698866740
Don't put it out there for my pleasure~
>>698866462
>Roll for protection
leave my chara aloneee!
Waifus fine
>>698866482
Well then I guess I could do it. Seems like a lot of fun with friends. Just need some more friends then.
>>698866334
just messing around in FL12, wasting time before work. how are you going? haven't talk to you in a long time.
>>698866462
ERP, shitposting and cancer. like always
>>698866776
ayy waddup?
>>698866797
Lol thanks
Yeah it's in downtown, two of my bros are going so it should be interesting
>>698866881
Trust me you're going want to have friends to play it, Solo destiny is suffering
>>698866839
But there were many of them. they could've thrown feces at me!
>>698866462
pretty good here, starting tour on friday.
hows the nuzlocke coming?
>>698866904
beep boop
>>698866904
Not much, contemplating whether I should go to the store or not tonight, watching some Higurashi. What's FL12?
>>698867031
Mmm yes they do attack in packs don't they?
This is troublesome
>>698866740
I'm Asian as fuck
>>698866776
Sorry didn't see it
cant really lurk today, but claiming best waifu anyways
>>698866904
>Haven't talked to you in a long time
That's because I wasn't online. I'm doing great, thanks. End of september I'm finally out of my parents house two and I get two kittens with it.
>>698867007
>Solo is suffering
Just like every MMORPG ever. I hate doing dailys with randoms. Tanks not tanking. DDs not doing any damage. Healers not he- well, that can't happen since I'm the healer.
>>698866839
You better not have done anything lewd or saved it
>>698867291
Oh Asian is just as good (sometimes better that ) as white.
The real test is, do you own a gun?
>>698866793
Not cute!
>>698866740
Good, what about you?
>>698866881
I'm not rolling for chara~
>>698866904
Oh, I see
>>698867046
Pretty good, none of my good pokemons have died yet.
>>698867120
you are not a robot Sachi.
>>698867185
It's a DAW. A program used for writing music. What's higurashi like?
>sees waifu claiming thread
>no one has claimed Megumin
Claimed faggots
As it turns out, Noire is OP
she dwarfs everyone else's attacks
>>698867395
She's cool.
>>698867280
Yeah, it would've been problematic if they actually knew how to fight.
>>698867578
Does my fist count?
>wish for a S&W 500
>>698867604
boop beep
>>698866776
As i said in the other thread i plan on watching Danganronpa if things are quiet and play Kirby Squeak Squad. i may take a shower soon as well though.
>>698867573
You enjoying it out of your parents house?
>>698867607
it's not like anyone wanted your waifu anyway
>>698867755
Bleep Bloop
>>698867573
Yup pretty much..
>>698867578
Totally not going to wank it later.. nah that's silly!
*fingers crossed*
>>698867732
Generally they cant but numbers always outshine skill
>>698867607
Fahk off u fag
>>698867592
is it randomised or no?
how many badges you got so far?
>>698867007
Nice, I wanna go back to a convention soon, but money and time is a problem.
Amway, have fun! I gotta go to the sotre for a bit. Later!
>>698867893
bleep beep
>>698868002
cunt
>>698867592
but that's gay if you're not rolling for chara
>>698867893
Not yet. End of september. I'll be fucking dancing mate. I'm gonna dance in my own living room where no one can tell me what to do.
>>698867975
Great. Then no Destiny for me. No one I know is playing it.
>>698867376
That's fine. How are you today?
>>698867604
It's a pretty decent anime I'd say, pretty gory too. One of the more popular psychological-horror animes out there.
>>698868149
Good and you
>>698866740
Not my choice to have the shortened mufflers. If i could, I'd have them replaced, but I'm not made of money, and those are expensive! I try to be quiet when I'm near houses, but that's not always possible.
>>698867592
Turbo cute~
>Kitty want some milk~?
>>698867607
It begins once again.
>>698867592
I bought the wrong flavor of soda but other than that I'm pretty good.
>>698867732
Only if you are the karate kid or Bruce Lee
If you ever get a S&W 500 though, don't load more than one round at a time in it and hold that fucker tight so you don't break your nose or give yourself a concussion.
>>698867975
NO STOP
>>698868080
Same tbh
Farewell friend!
>>698868148
You're not missing out
>>698868282
I'm fine, just kicking back with some Higurashi. Any plans this coming weekend?
>>698868130
neck your self o:
>>698867975
Unless you're fucking Donnie Yen or Tony Jaa.
>>698868302
I know, it's as heavy as it kicks. It's basically a mini sawed-off.
>Either Karate Kids weren't even that good.
>>698868302
Dindu nuffin
>>698868148
oops. my mistake sorry.
>>698868130
no u
>>698868561
You were a cute
Thats what u did
>>698868508
no u :3
r:oll
>>698868596
01100010 01101100 01101111 01101111 01110000 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110000
>>698868502
Not really
>>698867893
>implying that nobody wants Megumin as a waifu
Clearly hasn't been to /a/ on a Monday
>>698868510
I have no idea who those are
>>698868636
S-Stahp.. you're making me blush
Ryan B. claimed
>>698866294
So sorry, I've been missing me all day.
>>698868669
rollio:
>>698868724
Seasonal
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>>698868724
>can't into irony
Typical of a Megumin claimer.
>>698868780
Its true tho
U cuter than a kitty cat
>>698868319
Good to know for me.
>>698868596
No problem, I even forgot a pic.
>>698867592
like I said, that's gay if you're not rolling for chara
>>698868669
0011101001101111
>>698868724
i don't go to that cancerous place
>>698868986
fair enough. So anything interesting been happening?
Post ur dick, Chara
>>698868780
Asians that do Asian things. Donnie Yen went against both 10 Karate in the bLack belt rank and 10 Muy Thai people who were basically underground arena fighters.
>>698868925
I second this guy
>>698868510
Karate Kids were GODrate Kids
>>698868561
Plz don't
>>698868986
Roll
>>698869285
Didn't Karate Kid had a chinese version of "Dirty Harry" by Gorillaz?
>>698869147
Nope, not really. Just wasting time again. What about you?
>>698869285
Roll for protection
>>698868925
I aint no cat nyaaga!
>>698868986
So what you been up to?
>>698869260
Ah so movie shit?
>>698869285
Stop being so lewd
>>698869558
You're too cute to be a kitty
>>698869285
I don't get it.
>>698869558
Basically, but they both know a lot of fighting outside of movies. And yes, you're a kitty.
Claimed.
Trying to find an anime to watch. Any suggestions?
>>698869531
Oh? Why do I think I am here?
I'm not with me enough unless I'm truly with me.
>>698869772
I aint no damn cat
I'm a wolf!
Well see you all in a bit i guess.
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>>698867607
I want to explode together with Megumin.
>>698869790
>>698869790
Boku no Pico
I don't even recognise these threads anymore.
>>698869790
JoJo
>>698869891
No, you're a kitty!
>>698869983
Bai
>>698868846
Me was also away all day as well although me did miss me a lot
>>698868855
:3 roll
>>698869147
00100111 01101111 00100111
>>698869910
Kyouko.
>>698869534
same. just wasting time before i head to work.
>>698869910
Youko
>>698869983
See ya soon
Penny lives!
>Had a bit of a problem I had to deal with but its all good now
>Not to leave on a cliffhanger, my graphics driver shit itself so I had to reinstall it.
Anyway gonna leave to play vidya
Later!
>>698869810
And because I messed up.
>>698870058
i reconise (Yui)
>>698868986
>implying I'm not gay/bi
Kek
>>698868035
I don't know? I got like 3
>>698868300
Nou!
>yes pls~
>>698868302
Good. Except for the soda part.
>>698870058
Ikr
>>698870058
Hey.
Look at your keyboard.
What is in between T and O?
So, when you fap to anime/hentai/cartoons/whatever you want to call it, do you fantasise about it as it is a real character or do you stroke to the drawing ?
>>698869558
Nothing really. Getting ready to move out I guess? And farming in Disgaea 5.
>>698869790
Hunter x Hunter
>>698870104
oh yeah, have fun!
>>698870179
rolling for protection!
Oh yeah from what anime/manga is your character from?
>>698870239
YEESSS
>pokes nose
>>698870444
Goddamn everyone moving but me
>Checked
>>698870532
Grrrrrr.....
>>698869428
No clue
>>698869558
You first
>>698869772
u dumb
I replaced Ka- with God to imply they are Gods at Karate.
>>698870179
What I want to know is, are you a twink and/or trap?
>>698868986
Roly poly flavored ravioli
>>698870179
Nein du!
>Hehehe, so cute~ I'll have to give you what you want tonight~
But for now, I must get to getting those fuses and seeing if it keeps popping still.
>>698870444
>Checked
Also, she's from Idolm@ster, like mine.
>>698870650
I'm not moving, I'm just travelling
>head pat
>>698870724
The only god at "Karate" is the one who made it. Or Koreans.
>>698870318
Both, depending.
>>698870179
what was your starter?
how long is your total play time? (if its above 20 mins, you have dissapointed me)
>>698870058
Not sure thats for me but thanks for the recommendation.
>>698870070
I'll check that out.
Any good military type animes? Preferably gory.
>>698870724
I'm not the one wearing fetish like legging and mini skirt!
>>698870848
>bites
>>698870058
Woops wrong person.
>>698870892
TTGL i guess
>>698870650
Well, it's about time. 21 not kissless not virgin but still at home, gotta do something against that.
>>698870836
ah, idolm@ster. Is that any good?
>>698870892
Ghost In The Shell is pretty good, a few movies, and seasons. Plus the English dub isn't bad.
>>698871196
Saw it. It was fanatastic.
>>698871083
>belly rub
>>698870134
I don't think that can happen to me!
But I wouldn't give myself trouble over it either.
>>698870724
Isnt a twink and a trap basically the same? Also I could be female
>>698870444
>also implying I'm not a female
>>698870836
Nien!
Okay, bye, cutie!
>>698870864
Starter is mudkip and I've been playing on and off so 18ish minutes
Sup guys
>>698871456
she isnt wearing any pants
>>698871433
its not randomised.
that's decent,
>>698871303
>Kissless
>Not virgin
Huh?
Well.. 22 going into 23m kissed and virgin
>>698871355
*Scratches face*
>>698871456
Hello Rube
>Hella cute pic
>>698871303
It's one you've gotta be into to enjoy, otherwise you'll probably find it boring.
>>698871433
>You're the cutie though~
Off I go!
>>698870318
Depends.I don't normally jerk to hentai though.
>>698871083
Tight pants tight groupings nigger.Ask Rhodesia
>>698871303
GiB
>>698871433
Basically.You could be, but probably aren't.There's no girls on 4chan.
>Is there?
>>698871709
>23 virgin
Its almost too late. Wizardry isn't hard to escape, you can do it.
>>698871433
>implying I implied anything
But there are no girls on the internet
>>698871709
ya overread the "not" before kissless. I'm neither kissless nor a virgin
>>698871842
Ah I see. What is it about?
>>698871709
>wipes face and rubs it on you
You wanted blood, right?
mei
>>698871675
Who needs pants anyways?
>>698871709
Aren't I hella cute~? Hello reallyclosetothescreen Yuno
>>698871970
shes pretty good
>>698871932
Might as well go for wizardry, wasted 7 years with one girl and she moved on quick while I became emotinally unstable for 2 and half years before finally moving on
Either I accept being a step father cuck or hit a hooker
Niether is something I'll like so at least I'll be powerful
>>698871948
I was about to say, theres no way you can fuck and not have kissed
>>698871967
GIMME
>>698872197
Hows your day so far?
>>698872197
i dont know people who go outside?
>>698872470
Please Gasai, I don't want this to happen to you, get a Tinder (or, more likely Grindr) or something
>>698872470
Lick my face~
>>698872683
The hell are those
I know it's you Fran
>>698872490
Who goes outside anyways?
>>698872470
Day is fine so far. Just talking with some friends over discord and what not. Lil sleepy. What about yours?
>>698872823
DO I LOOK LIKE AN ANIMAL TO YOU?
>>698872919
I'm meh, just preparing myself for tomorrow for the spam
>>698872934
You called yourself a wolf, so yeah.
>>698872470
That would really have been strange
>she didn't want to kiss me while I fucked her
>>698872835
This is Galil.They're dating apps.Tinder is for straight people Grindr is for gay people
>>698872919
I spent 1.5 hours running today and another 30 just walking
>>698873055
GiB
>>698872919
i dont know lots of people
On a quest for life
Through the sable skies
What a show!
Behold!
The dawn of a million soooooouls!
https://youtu.be/y_z4LTWvpOY
Hello
>>698873042
That's right, I better be a wolf
>>698873055
Nigga what kind of girl you fuckin?
No matter, farthest I gone is third base.. thats something I guess compaire to the other virgins
>>698873203
Nigga don't confuse me like that, I dont want Fran's gay ass all over me
Anywho I'm not despereate to try dating sites/apps, kinda stopped giving a shit about relationships after my 7 years thrown into the trash
>>698873493
Ay
>>698873512
Now lick it.
>>698873493
Bacon.
>>698873634
Don't tell me what to do nigga
>>698873025
Spam? As in?
>>698873203
I spent like 2 hours walking back home. Home is not really far away but day was rather nice so
>>698873402
Dude I just wanted to post one of the few Ruby pics I hadn't posted ;w;
>>698873512
>What kind of girl you fuckin?
The one who wants to stay virgin before marriage. I'm not even kidding. She only wanted anal because of that.
>>698873692
No blood for you then.
>>698873763
>lap pillows
Yes
>>698873634
>lick it
Okay
>>698873688
Shiro
>>698873528
My phone makes "gib" into GiB
Now gib lewds.
>>698873763
>Lap pillow
100% COMF
>>698873865
>Le anal isn't sex meme
WHY
H
Y
>>698873950
Hey! Don't you go licking other people now. How are you?
>>698873763
could put pants on her with a little effort. lap pillows are weird
>>698873950
Not intended for you, but you're more than welcome.
>>698873763
It's my birthday tomorow so, messages, calls, text, etc
Especially for fake ass people I almost never talk to
>>698873865
Well shit I can do anal.. condoms arent really needed
>Before marriage
Hmm as a christfag, I dont really follow that
>>698873876
Fine I'll hunt my own
>>698874232
>gib
nope
>no meme
ikr
>>698874485
Yeah, she was a jehovas witness or something like that. I ain't even mad.
>>698874235
I'm on the bus
>I wish I could stay home and keep playing Fate VN
>>698874476
>lick
>lick
Tastes like the blood of my enemies
>>698874572
Was it worth it tho? People who are very serious with their religion are... anti-fun
>>698874569
No?
>>698874615
>lick
Taste like... Hanako.
>>698874723
She was serious with her family. Didn't force her believes to anyone. In fact I had to ask her before she told me.
well, I'm going to bed. Good night.
>Chara
>>698873876
>>698874232
Lap pillows are best. But Ruby lap pillows are better
>>698874362
Nah, lap pillows are the best thing ever. Tested them myself
>>698874485
How old are you turning tomorrow? You going to be here?
>Ruby
>>698875261
Thats good, good night
>Yuno
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