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Waifu claiming thread:
Previous thread : >>698153153
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in heaven
>Galil a best
>Most importantly, have fun!
>rattle rattle
still here
Ice cream claimed.
Hello friends!
calamity-masu'd
Claimed
>>698161440 (Tsun)
>walk home
That sounds pretty rough. Where are you right now?
>>698162189
still
Yay I did it!I made the thread!
zzzzz
Gardevoir claimed
Am here
>>698162189
Are you ever not here buddy?
>>698161440
It isn't. but it isn't bad!
>Mmhm~ lucky him right?
Still here
>>698162423
AY YO HOALD AP THEM BE SOME FANCEE ASS FEETS
>>698162211
>>698162265
A cute
Koume is also a cute
>>698162445
s-sorry
>>698162104
>Accidentally soda's
L-LEWD
>>698160810
I mean my IRL legs
>>698159037
Have some combat boots and skinny jeans
>>698162330
great, now kill yourself
>>698162663
no u
>>698162578
No, don't apologize! I was just saying words you know?
>>698162301
Not tsun!
At home, but I leave for work in a bit. Not looking forward to it, but at least it'll be good...good...heavy exercise.
>>698162450
Naah, it's pretty bad!
>About as much luck as a Breeki could expect.
>>698162629
Cuuuuute~
>How can you keep saying you're not?
>>698162663
That's MeguMEAN
>>698162855
Explode yourself
>>698162578
Get a job you bum
>>698162663
But life is good, and suicide is a sin.Sinners don't get into heaven.
Besides if I was dead in hell would I get to shoot my guns?Nyet.
>>698162450
Ypu give me lewd thoughts
>>698162855
Your the mean one you aussie cunt
>>698162211
Good taste there.
Her voice actor does a fine job.
>>698162450
You know, I don't think I need the keys anymore...
>>698162383
Wake up, Sachii.
>>698162716
>Iritated confusion rattles.
Doll claimed.
>>698161001
Well that's a coincidence ahd a half then. Fair enough, I tend to just do whatever for the day. Oh shit, that's never good man. Is it feeling any better now?
>>698161168
Yep. What are ya watching?
>>698161440
Anyone ever tell you you're like a brick wall?
>>698162819
you're pretty naughty you know that~ fufufu
>I'll take that as a compliment..
>>698163020
Uh oh.. I'm sorry..!
>>698163019
i will soon, believe...
>>698162819
Because I'm not cute!
My legs may be cute but I'm not!
Hello I am back, what's up
>CLAIMAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>698163047
its 5am
>>698162716
>Usual? rattles
![Kirino [130].png](https://i.imgur.com/6RGNwuB.png "Kirino [130].png")
>>698163047
hehe oh? why's that?
>>698163098
A run through of dishonored! it's really good.
>>698162553
ty
>>698163425
Still a cute like always
>>698162819
Ohhh, thats gonna be bad then. How far away is it from you? Never hurts to get more exercise in
>>698163098
We all just tcycle through the same things usually. Yea its all good, ive been slamming pain meds to make sure im fine. Its creepy to look at the holes where they were
>>698163217
I just want to give you a hug, you're that cute.Every time I see you I get all warm and fuzzy inside and get a smile on my face like no other.
>>698163380
go to sleep, then
>>698163380
Then get some sleep, damn it.
>>698163489
I can't be bothered by a confusing color-coded scavenger hunt, that's why.
>>698163041
He does.
>>698161527
Ah! Finally living on your own?
>>>>>>>>Taco Bell
THAT AIN'T EVEN MEXICAN LMFAO
Ight, I need to bring some goddamn fajitas with me when I go to Atlanta and grill yo ass some REAL mexican food
>>698161689
>Good
Oh please humor me on what you consider "good"
>>698163098
I tell myself that everyday. It's a double edged sword, really.
>>698163100
Only to those I like! I'm rather cold towards others.
>It is, I'll spare you the bantz for now.
>>698163217
Oh yes you are~ You a cute~ A super cute~
>>698163223
Ayyy, almost back with the trips.
>>698163738
A good ways now. It's mostly because my backpack is SUPER heavy that I'm not looking forward to it.
>>698164001
You Know what "Good" is
>>698163047
Eh? Why?
>>698163380
Always.
>Rattles
>>698164094
I'm not cool enough to trips
>>698163973
Good plan! I like it.
>>698164094
I hope you consider me one of those..?
>>698163223
>>698163425
Hey ho
>>698163489
Oh yeah Dishonoured. I really wanted to play it when it first came out but never got round to it, am definitely gonna pick up the second one though.
>>698163567
Papi
>>698163738
Yeah same as me usually, but I've been playing a shit tonne of league lately. Oh good, at least you've got some painkillers then. I bet it is, just a gap in your mouth and all.
>>698164094
Well someone has to. Why's that?
Edward claimed. I want to have intimate monkey sex with her.
>>698163745
i can feel the cringe now mr Krabs
>>698163489
Who are you watching play it?
>>698164547
Rude
>>698164427
You should try it if you ever have the time it's really really good! I'm getting the second one too :)
>>698164556
Northernlion. Been laughing my butt off
Princess elizabeth from 7 deadly sins
![Kirino [260].png](https://i.imgur.com/WJc9GAz.png "Kirino [260].png")
>>698163651
Right
>>698164427
Hey Doll.
>>698165002
>>698164547
He's not wrong.
>>698165002
psss nothing personnel kid
>>698165045
Ooooooh Northy. I'll be sure to check that out later.
>>698164359
One day, Emi. One day you'll be one of the cool kids!
>You just need a new skateboard and punk rock, while trying to be Tony Hawk!
>>698164389
Well, I give you tons of bantz, so I'd say you are!
>>698164427
I'm very committed and strong willed when I make up my mind! On the same idea, I'm hard to convince that I'm not right when I've made up my mind. Just Ask Mugen, they've been trying to convince me I'm cute for the last month!
sup faggors? what's everyone doing tonight?
Well Fruit Baskets is playing in stream.
I'm fucking out
>>698165137
Well, what will you (and/or him) do about it?
>>698164427
hello, still in bed?
>>698165211
>OH, that's cute
>>698165334
maybe ill get a sick mohawk too
Not the Neo anon but my RWBY folder is more Neo than it is of anybody else.
Just putting that out there.
>>698163145
Oh, a Street Fighter anon? How incredibly rare.. nice choice.
>>698165137
Left
>>698165211
You're finally here Maki! (joke)
>>698165279
You should, it's so good.
>>698165334
All you do is give me bantz.. hmmph..
>>698165550
Down
>>698164427
>Papi
Or am I Mugi? :^)
>>698165406
WOAH vampires are allergic to folic acid?
Nothing but degenerates and filth. You people disgust me! Fuck Ten, fuck Tats, fuck Syndra, fuck Red, fuck Graf, fuck ALL you 2d mother fucking pricks! Long live Bill Clinton!
>>698165406
Not much, just watched The Nightmare Before Christmas for no real reason, just did. and that's half faggor to you.
>>698165878
Fucking this. I fucking hate so much how worthless and pathetic the degenerate pieces of shit are in this thread, you faggots know a real woman won't ever fucking touch your autistic, 500lb fat ass, right?
>>698165878
HAIL FUCKIGN BILL CLINTON
![Kirino [296].png](https://i.imgur.com/A8jv1zA.png "Kirino [296].png")
>>698165437
Literally nothing.
Maybe cringe a tiny bit.
>>698164094
You take a backpack to work? What alls in it? I imagine a bunch of snacks
>>698164427
Nothing wrong with a little bit of league. They gave me some strong stuff to fend off the pain, Its just giant spooky holes, it is cool though at the same time
>>698165045
I know it looks it! But getting the best ending looks near impossible to me anyway.
>NorthernLion
I swear that fuckin egg makes me so angry when he plays games. Like fuck advertising I've bought so many games from tearing my hair out watching him play them. Love him though.
>>698165137
You up to anything Kirino?
>>698165334
Oh I get what you mean. Yeah I'm a bit like that, too stubborn for my own good. For me I get stuck on deciding which choice is the best choice, then instantly regret what I choose. That commitment has gotta tell you something.
>>698165478
Yarp, snug as a bug.
>>698165806
I've been bamboozled, master Moog strikes again.
>>698165334
But senpai...
You are cute~
>>698166178
That's what I thought bishniga
>>698166412
hi
>>698166343
You just got pranked bro
Although Papi IS a qt
>>698165930
Diagonal
>>698164213
I don't know anymore, I might as well just leave the thread for the night and fap for all I care.
>>698165478
Man, I miss the days when that was considered cool.
>>698165701
It's a form of endearment to me. It means I trust you enough not to take it too seriously!
>>698166263
My laptop, and it's fairly heavy. Most people I tell to hold it end up losing their balance and have to hold it 2 handed.
>>698166343
I make choices fairly easily, and stick to them. I can regret shit when I'm dead, or when time travel is a thing. Until then, the choice I make is in the past, so I'ma ride it out, good or bad.
>>698166396
Only I'm not, you are!
>Are you perhaps tired~?
>>698166550
Hello
>>698166617
Horizontal
>>698166677
your waifu is a boy or a girl?
![Kirino [251].png](https://i.imgur.com/X0kx3fH.png "Kirino [251].png")
>>698166412
You don't find sharing IRL photos of each other on a public image board, and calling each other cuties hilariously cringe?
Maybe it's just me
>>698166343
Not really at the moment. You?
>>698162189
sauce?
>>698166660
I'm confused. What's wrong?
Is this still about the Karen thing?
>>698166801
Galil is girl obviously
>>698166807
According to what happens everyday, its just you
>>698166732
Vertical
>>698166343
smug as a bug ;)
>>698166668
lol yeah, still doable though
Would you watch a Corgi fuck your tied up waifu as she struggles?
>>698167035
>According to what happens everyday, its just you
Uh, what?
>>698166807
That was me and makoto
>>698166668
You've got it backwards! YOU'RE the cute one!
>whats that supposed to mean?
Lilly claimed
As always
Good night
>>698166617
Fuckin' Mugi (MM). One of the only real OGs here, and you bitches remember that. None of this ERP, no bullshit, no #drama, just a real motha' fuckin' nigga.
All you micro penis dillbags listed here >>698166062 needa remember dat!
My nigga Mugi (MM) is a freedom fighter, anon won't hate you boi, they the real real. #KILLELITISM
>>698166807
>calling each other cuties
You're a cute, though.
>>698167035
Futanaris are biological girls with dicks or guys that looks like girls?
>>698167045
Straight Line
>>698166343
Lol by not killing anyone? haha it isnt that bad i mean NL is doing it ffs and he's doing fine :)
>>698166668
Hmmph.. but you tease me with it a lot..
>>698167352
They are hermaphrodites
![Kirino [301].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KM2htah.jpg "Kirino [301].jpg")
>>698167328
You're doing it wrong, you're not sharing IRL pictures of you being a trap
>But you are.
>>698167268
This
Something something meme
>>698167268
lol what
>>698166948
Maybe a little, but I still don't know.
>>698166807
Cringe or not, who really cares?
>>698167070
Ya, but it's a lot harder these days. Kids don't find it cool anymore. They'd rather see you have the top score in Angry Birds or something than be good at something that takes physical work.
>>698167214
Only I'm not!
>You can't say you're not cute after those~
>Just curious, you seem to be fading in and out of the thread.
>>698167415
Well with the reactions you give me, how could I resist?
>Plus, I do it to Maki just as much, if not more, since i also do it to him in private.
When does Nonon usually show up?
>>698167581
Fuckin' Mugi (MM). One of the only real OGs here, and you bitches remember that. None of this ERP, no bullshit, no #drama, just a real motha' fuckin' nigga.
All you micro penis dillbags listed here >>698167569 needa remember dat!
My nigga Mugi (MM) is a freedom fighter, anon won't hate you boi, they the real real. #KILLELITISM
>>698167448
oh...
I feel like i'm missing some rather critical information here.
![Kirino [201].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Lj3iJG5.jpg "Kirino [201].jpg")
>>698167670
Eh, I do somewhat, not like my opinion matters, or anybody's does. I'm just saying that shit like that is basically a beacon for shitposters, and it's kinda not needed here really.
>>698167151
GALIL IS NOT FOR LEWDS
>>698167211
Cute chains are daily here
>>698167352
Galil is girl.
>>698167722
New meme oh boy
>>698167941
>Galil not for lewds
You sure?
>Roll
>>698167569
This ain't no meme, this is the truth. One of the real motha' fuckas who stuck around. Stickin' to dem roots.
They ain't hidin' away in some forum, they expressin' them freedoms. This land is your land, this land is my land.
>>698167581
Ey' BB, still love you ;)
Keep it real, #FightElitism
>>698167670
w-wait what do you two do in private...?
>Do I need to have a talk with him?
>>698167941
I wanna oil your chamber
![Kirino [295].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0GaN5oV.jpg "Kirino [295].jpg")
>>698167941
They never used to be.
>You're cute
>No u!
>Nah you're cuter!
>oh my god you're so cute
Remember actual discussion?
>>698167852
your missing the rattles
>>698167965
only the memeiest
Mugi gives me a hard tbh
who here is watching berserk?
>inb4 nigger-faggot
Unpopular claim
>>698168138
you are a cute though
Its really cringe when people use cringe as an adjective
>>698167670
You are though!
>your butt and legs are cuter than mine!
>speaking of sleep, earlier today i dreamt about you
>>698168138
Wtf is that lol
>>698168222
Faggot nigger
>>698167852
You're missing my (You).
>>698168232
bahahaa
>>698168232
She's mine faggot
>>698167700
Around the mornings, like, 5 AM PST?
>We live close-ish together, actually.
>>698167889
Hey, I admitted it's not the place for that with the last picture I posted. But beacon or not, there's gunna be shit posters regardless, no?
>>698168114
We throw mad bantz at each other, mostly.
>Some bantz may be teasing him about you. :^)
>>698168269
I am not!
>I doubt that, I could never pull off skinny jeans!
>E-Eh?!
>>698168222
Top tier claim! fetal alcohol syndrome/10
>>698168222
Figgot nagger.
>Yoko.
>>698166263
There is to my sanity.
>How to you only hit level 6 at 15 minutes? HOW
Ah good, they couldn't let you go without something. The dreaded spook teeth. I can imagine it would be, pretty tempting to mess with too.
>>698166617
*Cue filthyfrank pranked clip*.
Papi is pretty top tier, but I'm on the Snek express personally. How you doin anyway moogs?
>>698166668
I don't, I'm the most indecisive fucker imaginable. Unless it's something I'm real into, then I just snap into a decision. Good logic to live by, but I can worry about what kind of pizza I want now too.
>>698166807
(It's a little cringey, but whatever, no skin off my scrote)
Nah just in bed at the moment, and now it's morning it seems.
>>698167070
Exactly. Welp missed the night again.
>>698167415
Yeah, but if you knock someone out and the rats get their body your done. That's another thing I hate, I get these games and then do fuckin worse than him. I'm gonna have an aneurysm.
>>698168175
your willy goes badoing :^)
>>698168138
I mean they got pretty "hug-boxy" at one point for like a week or 2 back in March tbh
>>698168068
Who are you
>#FightElitism
Ok
>>698168169
Probably, yeah
>Rattles
>>698168316
Yes i did. My mistake.
>>698168395
she will never love any of us bud
>>698168138
I'd do a cute chain with you all night long, though.
>>698168222
>Not reading it
homosexual african american male.
>>698168506
>i bet you kiss girls faggot
>>698168530
>Snek express
Only thing that stuck out to me personally was how she was obsessive over him and I liked that
It's 1 AM for me and I'm still at a hotel so I'll need to sleep soon
>>698168169
i give this meme 2 thumbs up
>>698168461
You tease him about me..? :) awww...
>>698168530
lmao awww relax love.. it happens to the best of us..
>>698168336
(laughs in british)
![Kirino [248].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YMdxCkH.jpg "Kirino [248].jpg")
>>698168248
Ok
>>698168305
You tell me anon
>>698168461
Yes, of course there is going to be shitposters, but wouldn't you just like to delay it for as long as possible? It's like you know you're going to get your ass kicked by somebody, but you just taunt them like an idiot, so they kick your ass harder. You know?
>>698168530
Yeah, I know like 1-2 anons in here now, so I'm just going to start speaking my mind, not like anyone knows who I am anyway.
Sounds comfy, plans for today?
>>698168532
Yeah, I remember that, but do you remember people sharing images of them IRL and being a trap?
>>698168703
But we're Telegram Elitist niggers, we have to do it there.
>>698168532
Can't tell you that m8. Just kno I'm with ya'll real niggas. I'm with YA'LL REAL NIGGAS.
If you're here, and you're using your ORIGINAL waifu (NOT YOU FAKE ASS NIGGAS WHO ARE USING SECONDARY WAIFUS TO HIDE YOUR ELITIST IDENTITY!) and you aren't hidin' away in your [TOP SECRET] waifu forum cave I'm with ya 2. Enjoy the #freedom WE CAN ALLLL enjoi!
>>698168336
Holy fuck that's a shitty waifu.
>>698167670
>please
angry birds is obviously much cooler
>>698168530
how so
>>698168461
This morning i fell asleep and dream we were at a japanese highschool and shit. It was wierd
>my girlfriends say my legs are horrible and I shouldn't wear skinny jeans
>>698168703
im hard
>>698169386
ya cant say dat to others with that piece of mud as waifu m8
>>698168537
>rattle rattle
>>698169208
Yeah the realest niggas
>>698169386
>>698169208
Ok
Str8 fucking real OGs tbh
>>698169190
It never got to that level, no.
>>698169565
Leave her.Come lay down on my couch with me instead!
>>698169386
Didn't your waifu lose her arm?When she is a punchy fighter?
Although you are correct.
Guess who's back in town faggots
>>698169386
says the one with a waifu from a shitty rosterteeth animation
>>698168530
I'm a person of very simple tastes, so most stuff that would need a decision, I already know what I want.
>Pepperoni or cheese, with rep pepper sprinkles if I feel like getting a little extra kick.
>>698168907
Well it's hard not to when you two give me so much ammo.
>Tell him I'm not gunna give you mad bantz tonight because of a headache
>"95% of me says it sucks to hear that and may it go away the other says I got lucky"
Hehehe.
>>698169190
I wouldn't say harder, but sooner. And I actually would, I'd rather get the ass kicking out of the way sooner than postpone it if it's going to happen no matter what.
Besides, those pics were near the end of the thread anyways.
>>698169565
That sounds like it'd be fun as fuck!
>Girlfriend
Fuck em, you look cute with em!
>Maybe I could be a replacement~? ;^)
>>698169920
Is it Eminem?
>Rebuilt my Makoto folder
>Over 3100 pictures
I think... I think I need to do a bit of sorting this time.
>>698169920
My father in law?
>>698169833
She will get a new one anyway, don't pretend that it won't happen.
>>698169920
oh my GOD ITS R E N G E
>>698169833
hi
>>698169920
What's up nigga
>>698170187
That gif is pretty cute tbh.
>>698170222
Hello.Why do you keep saying hi to me?
>>698168892
Exactly. That and those wrapped up tail cuddles would be pretty dope.
Ah its about 6am here, I'm basically skullfucking my sleep schedule recently.
>>698168907
I'll try Nii, I'll try. NorthernLions my trigger word sorry.
>>698169190
Ah I see. Fair enough then, people would at the very least take it at face value I'd hope. I'm not really too sure at the moment, some mates wanna go on a pub crawl later on for one of their birthdays so I'll probably head to that. Yourself?
>>698169413
No idea, it just flew by me, and here I am awake.
>>698170022
I am as well usually. I'd normally just have one thing, but when there's a choice, I'm screwed.
>Just fuckin cover it with meat don't care about the rest
>>698169920
With a gun ready to defend the block
>>698169718
>>698169829
You just wait for the big surprise. I've catalogued each one. I've found their grammatical, slang and punctuational patterns. I've collected Steam/Battle.NET IDs, emails and IP addresses. I know where you hide. I know who you are.
I'm comin' niggas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxAT7W8i03k
>>698169920
Shady's back?
>>698169190
You being a cute aside
Honestly I don't really find it that bad, just ignore it and don't talk to those people.
There is still plenty of good discussion in these threads
>>698169920
A virgin fat fuck who gets rejected by real girls and claim imaginaty cartoons to forget the suicidal thoughts?
Twice in a row motherfuckers
>>698170844
>>698170844
>>698170844
>>698170844
