Waifu claiming thread:
Previous thread:>>698162104
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're lurking
>Galil a best
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in heaven
>Galil a best
>Most importantly, have fun!
>rattle rattle
>>698170591
O shit you got them
>>698169920
(renge)
how did the loli hunting go?
>>698170844
>Galil a best
Who's that.
>>698170022
I don't do it intentionally.. but haha that sounds about right..
>>698170543
I'm sorryyyy I didn't knoww...
Nico claimed!
>>698170022
I meant like friends of the female gender. I did date one before though. Her name was Akemi and she was black. When I asked her out she freaked out because i was her first bf. Now Akemi is dating the other friend. But i heard gossip that Akemi might break up with her and go out with me.
>it does sound fun. Maybe the dreams mean that we'll be together
Galil a best
![Kirino [208].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/27nLacr.jpg "Kirino [208].jpg")
>>698169990
Goteem
>>698170022
Either way, shitposters are going to happen, we know that. And I'm not saying you're the source of it all, you're one willing to have a proper conversation about it.
I know I barely visit threads or even post anymore, probably not even known by half the people here because I do nothing these days.
Maybe it's just me being 'le salty asshole that wants conversation and attention'
Don't know, don't take anything I say personally, I'm being a dick, and I know that, kek.
>>698170724
I try to ignore it, believe me, I just cant go a single scroll without seeing something fucking retarded. Again, it's probably just me being an asshole.
>>698171101
Galil chan
>>698170543
you poor poor soul
my forever love
>>698170844
So, guns edition?
>>698171155
its fun because she/he is holding a Galil rifle
>>698170591
ok
>>698170543
>tail wrapped cuddles
And how she needs to do that just in order to warm up on a occasion would be super nice as long as you're in bed
>basically skullfucking my sleep schedule recently
Same man it's weird/hard going to bed at 6 AM to going to bed at 1 AM
>>698171234
Not far enough in mouth
>Rattles
Guns?
>>698171387
Claimu
I want to change my sleep pattern but it looks like i'll be gone again.
>>698171155
Best weapon in black ops
>>698171513
>>698171389
Galil is holding Galil because Galil is Galil and Galil is Galil so Galil hold Galil to shoot Galil as Galil is Galil so Galil shoots herself because Galil is gun
>>698171368
>>698170022
Yeah, I would say that's appropriate. I wish I could find that many Renge images.
>>698170025
No idea my dude
>>698170187
MOOGS
>>698170418
Not too much, how's it hanging my dude
>>698171065
I tried but no lolis today, sad news
>>698171065
You want to know why? Because they're fucking careless. They go against everything it means to be an anon, they practically handed it over like candy on Halloween. And now they're going to get whats coming.
>>698170935
whoa
>>698171620
YOU KNOW that the galil is best gun
>>698171767
>Not SmugMug.jpg
Missed opportunity
>>698171660
you like guns?
![Kirino [220].png](https://i.imgur.com/HIoIOEt.png "Kirino [220].png")
>>698171916
Missed the joke.
>>698171950
Yeah maybe a little.Or a lot.Well, a whole lot actually.
>>698172066
he missed the joke
>>698171767
I don't get it
Wouldn't it be scup? Or sglass?
Doll claimed.
>>698171359
Don't weep for me I brought it on myself.
>>698171387
<^
>>698171489
Yep, just laying there and giving a warming cuddle would be real relaxing.
I know, it's weird to think how used to cycles our bodies are. If you mess with them it lets you know.
>>698171916
Look a lil closer.
>>698172155
you have killed someone ?
>>698171201
Nah, I understand it can be annoying .
Personally I really don't care, let them be as retarded as they want.
As long as it isn't just purely erp/rp/noucute in the threads I'm fine with some people being retarded
You still a cute by the way
>>698172284
>>698172174
>>698172066
Oh, its hard for me to see the S
Here
Claimed again
>tfw you venture away from /k/ from one night and find all of /k/ in a waifu thread on /b/
It's the more flirtatious Lilly claimer now~
>>698172426
No, but I might have to someday.I don't wish for it, but if I must I won't regret it or hesitate.
>>698171702
You here that? Do you know what it means to be anonymous? It isn't handing out Battle.NET IDs that allow me to find out your name. It isn't handing out email addresses which allows me to find your IP address and where you live. Do you think your little hideout is secure? Do you think it isn't prone to us? Do you think your data is secure?
You have a lot to learn.
Claimed
>>698166668
Oh i thought you posted from mobile at work. How old is it?
>>698168530
Are you on a loss streak? Thats brutal friendo
I would take a pic if i could but it wouldnt turn out well
Makoto died
>>698172676
>>698172659
>>698172594
>>698172588
>>698172536
>>698172508
>>698172443
Being a man is shit.
Why are you not MRAs?
>>698171107
You do know the reason I give you two both so much bantz, right?
>>698171150
>Black girl
>Named Akemi
Okay, not to sound like a dick, but were her parents weebs?
>Hehe, who knows. Mizores had dreams of me too. We'd probably have to get to know each other much more before that though~
>>698171201
Hey, I enjoy my fair share of conversations. I can't blame you for that kinda stuff.
I know I see you mostly in the mornings before I leave work.
>>698171701
I could do a quick search for ya if you don't mind a lack of quality control.
>>698172284
i need sleep in my life.
>its the only time im happy
>>698172594
well hello ;)
>>698172508
gardey claimed
>>698171524
>rattles
Only got knives
>>698171701
try harder next time
>>698171702
Yeah they messed up and you caught them slippin
>>698172588
korbo the wise fox
>>698172659
its easier write it than do it
would you use a galil rifle?
>>698172807
I would lie and say I'm doing Emi's Route right now but I'm not. I'm going Hanako~
>>698172828
What are you up to mate?
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed.
Fuck you people i hate all you fucking pieces of shit
Fuck all you cunts.
I'll fucking bomb a subway
>>698173028
Halo 5
>Tempting to claim blue hair asuna to be perfect match
>>698171826
*class saying "carlos"*
>>698172866
It's the parents, man. So hard to lure them away.
>>698172804
Yeah, go for it man. I'll sift through everything later. I know there are quite a few that I don't post simply because I'm somewhat picky.
>>698173136
Eyyy look who it is
>>698172803
?
>>698172941
Galil is too expensive for me.I keep impulse buying stuff and can't save up for my raifu.Only reason I'm not homeless is because I inherited my house.But I'd most likely use my Glock 20 (my CC) to do it.
>>698172866
you trippin dog you trippin
>>698172284
>tfw lonely so pretty much any physical contact would be nice
Yeah our bodies are pretty crazy when you think about it
>>698171701
R E N G E
>>698171681
saved
>>698172804
Idk but my friend Tim asked her if her uncle is from africa once. Akemi was very lewd girl. She still gets pretty lewd with me evena though she's supposed to be les
>>698173154
>bomb a subway
Where will i get subs for lunch?!
>>698173136
Heyo! How's it going?
>>698173156
No way man, you can't betray your love for Yuno!
>although I wouldn't be against having a blue haired asuna in here
>>698173323
night
smug is not always smug
>>698172676
Kek, I heard a 6 year old say "i want an anonymous mask" this board is about as unground as reddit quit acting so edgy.
>>698173023
fuck, Hanako's and Lily's routes are so good, they both cut me deep. I'm currently on Shizune.
>>698173497
Goodnight friend
>>698173535
Yeah I finished Lilly's during last night's threads. Im planning on going with Rin or Emi next
>>698173493
You're giving mixed signs here but capping would require effort and I'm lazy
![Kirino [104].png](https://i.imgur.com/Omd4yVC.png "Kirino [104].png")
>>698172435
I'm seriously curious on who you are.
>>698172804
Yeah dude, I know you have normal conversations sometimes, I'm not saying you do this all the time. Maybe I'm just unlucky on catching things when I do come online.
Again, don't take me seriously, and I doubt you would have in the first place. I'm acting like a child.
Have fun, and enjoy your day, or night.
>>698173535
Emi remains best KS
>>698173493
O shit
I didn't even see you Yuuki
What's up bud
>>698173424
How are you my nigga
I missed seeing those fresh fuckin memes
>>698173517
I don't think you understand that anonymous was a word before it was an organization. They decided to be the opposite of anonymous, they practically divulged their life story by being reckless and careless. It shouldn't be so easy, now they're going to have a lesson in security and a lesson in freedom.
Crab fag here
>>698173295
Is that THE Renge? What's up?
>>698173493
Hey Yuuki, it's going well, can't complain. Yourself?
>>698173887
Hanako is best ks tho
>>698172443
Ok fair enough bud.
>>698172807
I do too, it doesn't need me apparently.
>bruh
>>698173136
Ayy yo best idol. How you doing?
>>698173424
>tfw same
>tfw it cuts too deep
Exactly, we're capable of some cool shit.
>>698173887
It's almost like you enjoy being wrong about the best girl of KS
>>698172866
Try harder.
>Squirt guns are close enough, maybe probably
>Rattles
>>698173785
Stay just the way you are cutie!~
>>698173887
I'm good, just hanging out for the rest of the thread. Gotta get up tomorrow to move to my new place. What are you up to?
>>698173969
Can't complain either, just kinda tired. What are you doing?
I'm here my pretties
>>698173825
What should we talk about then?
>>698173424
>>tfw lonely so pretty much any physical contact would be nice
Exactly. I just want someone to cuddle with, for once.
>>698173448
>Where will i get subs for lunch?!
I know somewhere you can get a foot long
>>698173726
I honestly didn't really like Rin's route. I still like her a lot and enjopyed the route but without spoiling it it was just not for me
>>698173887
Don't listen to these guys, you know what's up
>>698174069
that's unfortunate. I love sleep so much. I have an irrational fear of getting insomnia.
This is Rahjeet from IT what is your situation sir?
>>698173136
Ayyyy, Breeki.
>How was that date? :^)
>>698173295
Alright, I'll do it tomorrow and send it to you via steam.
>>698173448
Hmmm, I don't think I could get lewd with someone I broke up with. It'd feel awkward.
>>698173825
At least you're being civil about it. I know a few people here that would've just thrown a tantrum and started raging like no other.
>>698174344
Lol very well
Oh hey so tell me how WoW works.. it's f2p for a certain level or is it timed?
I'm back!!! time to get serious drunk! also finally watching WataMote
;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
luv ya
now get #REKT
>>698174121
>>698173991
:^)
>>698173969
You're damn right it is. Just got in from San Fran, almost home.
>>698174344
Oh, tight, where are you headed? Still in Athens? And I'm just getting home from my trip now.
>>698174531
You feel me
>>698170844
What the fuck is wrong with you? You can't have a clan purely dedicated towards the advancement of Islamic doctrine. I don't know who you are recruiting for, but this is a freedom-loving forum and we will fight against any incursion by outside forces, no matter the strength. We will, as patriotic citizens, stand against any hate that you or your Muslim brothers may spread. Go back to whatever 6th century shithole you envy, and stay there, as it's all that you pitiful hate mongerors deserve.
>>698174531
I mean I've played them all so the only people who could have it be spoiled is all these other shit-tier waifus
>>698173918
If were being real here, the lives your going to fuck up are already trash. I would love to see some of the fuckwads get tore up on here tho. i have seen battlenet tags get posted on here, thats kinda nuts.
"Chuckles nefariously"
hehehehe, who would want to watch someone else play video games??
"smiles smugly"
>>698174614
It is free to play until level 20. You can make as many characters as you want, but once you're 20 you can't progress any more unless you get a subscription
>>698174648
I'm moving up to Dahlonega for school. Finishing up my degree this year hopefully.
>>698174848
Hi discount Lucina
>>698174648
>oh i feel you
>>698174690
I definitely don't want to spoil it for anyone. shit needs to be experienced
>>698174848
Do I NEED the expantions? If it's anything like Destiny where Y1/2/3/4 stuff are deemed irrelevent after the new expantion.. I dont see a reason to ge tthem
>>698174587
She touches me a lot.
One time she palmed my ass. Another she twisted my nipple. She's also kicked me in my manhood before.
But whenever I "repay the favor" her girlfriend gets mad at me and not her
>>698173825
just a extremely autistic anon
>>698173295
maybe if you used pokemon go you would have more success
>>698174159
how hard do i have to try
>trying rattles
>>698174564
Yes hello I have a problem with my Vindows computer
>>698174984
True. I honestly nearly cried on Rin's. And I didn't even cry when my Gramps died
>>698175017
Why do I feel funny in my pants?
>>698175006
I *think* the game comes installed with the most recent expansion (in this case Warlords of Draenor), so every other expansion is already included.
This hopefully explains stuff better. https://us.battle.net/support/en/article/world-of-warcraft-starter-edition
>>698175101
What is your problem sir?
I cannot help you do not cooperate.
>>698174069
Best NPC, I'm doing great. Made 50 bucks today, just for setting up tables and chairs. How about you?
>>698174344
Long day? Not a whole lot, got home a bit ago so probably gonna do the usual listen to music. You?
>>698174587
Sup Cheeki.
>A date requires more than one person :^)
>>698174648
Nice man, San Fran eh? Never been there, were you on vacation?
>>698175257
Lastly, can I pull off a kirito IE solo raids?
>>698175101
Just harder.
>>698174456
I can feel the cringe again mr Krabs
>>698175359
Yeah, I've been prepping for my move to a new apartment tomorrow, so I'm kinda tired lol. You better be listening to Rush!
>>698175443
At a certain level yes, but not 20.
>>698175443
>Kirito
Why must you bring forth our threads value even more than it already is
>>698175172
yeah....Like i said, lily and hanako cut me real deep. haven't gotten to far into shizune's but im liking it so far. im interested in seeing her without misha around
>>698175526
Stop stalking me.Im just a lonely man with nothing but my guns and these guys to comfort me.
>>698175586
Damn.. but can I pull a kirito anyways elsewhere?
>>698175619
To spite you autismo overlords
I heard you guys were being faggots!
This is actually normal and doesn't really bother me... Still
fucking faggots.
>>698174531
I dunno how I feel about sleep lately. My body seems to love it and hate it. That's understandable.
>>698175359
Goog good. Oh sweet, was it for some kind of event? I'm good, just turned 7am here, skipped the night whoops.
>>698175720
Hey Kyuoko
>>698175820
Sir I am trying to help you do not yell into the phone
>>698175812
With the right gear lol. Unfortunately, you won't be getting any high level gear unless you get the subscription. You can slaughter as many murlocs as you want though AND TRUST ME, you'll want to
>>698175742
I'm not going to spoil it but honestly all the KS routes are good. You'll probably enjoy Shizune's
>>698174720
Whoa Nelly! Calm down there... This isn't about their dreams and aspirations- I don't get to judge who they are in real life, no one does. That isn't what this is about. They do what they do because they nearly suffer from weakened spirits and bruised egos. They merely need to learn a lesson in some manners.
I'm sure your mother taught you to treat others how you expect to be treated. Just because someone else broke your promise doesn't mean you need to break others.
>>698175297
There is this mad hax0r and he broke my vindows vista comuter
>>698175517
ok then
>>698175720
shouldn't you be asleep?
>>698175820
fucking weebs
>>698175763
Y-you finally noticed me
>>698171620
Nope. commando is masterrace
>>698176055
>shouldn't you be asleep?
But I just woke up.
>>698175955
Hello there.
>>698175820
Fuck you Spike.
>>698175987
Shizune has almost the worst route. Rin beats her, only by shear volume of incomprehensibility.
>>698175984
Why must blizzard be such jews
>>698176076
I love that weapon!
>That straps wrapped around the weapon
Its the simple things
>>698175963
I AM NOT YELLING IN TO THE PHONE I AM YELLING TO THE PHONE AT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF FAGGOT FUCKING SHIT
And shave those goddamn eyebrowse I can hear them from here. Shit
Fuck
ass cock fucking damnit shit fuck shit fuck fuck fcuk shit ass fuck
On a scale of 1-100 beers guess how drunk I am
Saber claim
I miss Iowa chan
>>698176060
Who are you
>>698175017
That just sounds mean.
>I'd never treat someone I liked like that.
>Hell, I'd probably be a tad worried to be around them, in fear of being to clingy.
>>698175359
>Did your other half not show up? Maybe the kimono was too sexy after all. :^)
![Kirino [264].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6ZQ0Zc4.jpg "Kirino [264].jpg")
>>698176251
200
>>698175955
that's kinda odd and sounds unhealthy lol. if i stay up too late it gets to boring. all my friends go to sleep and i got nothing much to do
>>698175987
that's true. I don't think im officially on her path yet either. still need to get past emi's first choice
>>698176055
Did you try turning it off and on again?
>>698176251
Sir I cannot help you with your problem if you're yelling
>>698174848
Oh, awesome. I hardly ever go up there since they built that outlet mall in Woodstock.
>>698175101
That's a goddamm brilliant idea Sachi
>>698175359
I was, yeah. This was my first time there as well. Went up to Napa and into San Fran and over to Yosemite. Was pretty cool.
>>698175963
M O O G S T E R
>>698176327
The guy who cringe HARD at ur posts fag
>>698176236
Because Activision has a fucking gun to their head
>>698175017
I wish I was her
![Kirino [247].png](https://i.imgur.com/av4GpVR.png "Kirino [247].png")
>>698176480
Hey thats me
>>698176055
Dubs confirm truth fuck the weebs
jk weebs dont get fucked they get blueballed if theyre lucky haha
>>698176234
Kinda tough when you're fully clothed
>>698176299
Iowa is a filthy waifu swapping, waifu sharing heathenite that deserves a flat chested, abstinent, nun-like waifu that holds no romantic feelings for them or anyone else whatsoever blueballed foreber
>>698176402
False
I am currently 3/4 liquor drunk shit
>>698176470
JUST BECAUSE I USE RAISED VOLUME DOES NOT MEAN I CANT MAKE A VLID POINT, COMPLAINT OR CONVEY INFORMATION IN AN INFORMATIVE FASHION THAT CONVERYS INFORMATION INFORMATIVLY STOP BEING RETARDED MORAN
>>698176496
Oh, is there any raids that's like the vault of glass?
>>698176197
didn't you go to sleep like 2 hours ago?
>>698176470
no, how do i do that?
>>698176476
i know
i expect 10% of the lolis got
>>698176675
OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF FREEEAAAAKS! YOU'RE ALL FREAKS! IMAGINING YOU ARE MARRIED TO CARTOON CHARACTERS IS QUITE A LAUGH! LUCKILY, ALL OF SOCIETY IS LAUGHING WITH ME! IT'S SO NASTY YOU'D WANT TO MARRY A SWEATY JAPANESE GUY'S IMAGINATION!
Anyway. Seeing as hanako isn't here for me to aggressively flirt with to get her to realize her true love towards me I think I'm going to head to bed. Night all you shit waifus
>>698176605
Are you stalking him too?
![Kirino [202].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t2FEWiK.jpg "Kirino [202].jpg")
>>698176675
You should come back here more often.
Stir the pot
>>698176818
At like 4AM and now it's 8AM.
I can't sleep anymore.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10927217
>>698176496
haha gun to your head would you rather kill your waifu or have them suck someone elses cock
>>698176818
HAHA I DONT EVEN PRETEND THAT I JUST USE SPIKE BECAUSE HES COOL OK I AINT GAY GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU HEAR ME FUCK YOURSELF ANALLY WITH YOUR OWN DICK JK YOU CANT BECAUSE ITS SO SMALL HAHAHAHAHA DICK JOKE FUCK YOU
>>698176867
That would involve coming here more often
![Kirino [225].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UCRrNjX.jpg "Kirino [225].jpg")
>>698177025
Kek.
>>698177053
Exactly
>>698172738
Best Swordsman.
>>698174984
Sup Emi.
>>698175586
Moving is always tiring, can be a fun thing though, find a whole bunch of stuff you thought you lost, cool though. Heh, and if it's not Rush?
>>698175955
Yeah a local festival, like a end of summer bash or whatever. Part of the setup and cleanup crew. Heh, well did you enjoy it at least?
>>698176349
Nothing was agreed upon, nor was this Japanese themed :^)
>>698176476
Cool, only been to a select few cities down there. Ah hell yeah, see any wildlife?
>>698176675
Sir I cannot understand you're jibber jabber. It sounds like you are mocking my Indian accent
>>698176818
You hit it as hard as you can with a cucumber
>>698176476
I rarely go to the outlet mall now, but I have nightmares as a kid being dragged there with my parents for the day to try on clothes and whatnot. Terrible way to spend the day when you're 6 lol.
>>698176739
Idk what the vault of glass is, but there are a ton of raids and dungeons you can run.
>>698177021
be careful apple beauty hackers are gonna dox waifu
>>698177299
Oh.
>>698177025
>Galil anon
Who's that?
>>698177287
Destiny's first raid
I would say watch a video but it'll be an hours long.. would say I'll stream next time I do but Idk if my internet is good enough to stream
>>698177025
What kind of ammo is she using?
>>698177282
Fuck the filename didn't fit
>original filename: HEYO LITTLE GIRL, WANNA GET FAMOUS? TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND BAM! NOW JUST TO POST THIS ON B! AGH I GOT V&.jpg
>>698177440
The guywho waifus Galil
(Me)
>>698177025
http://www.strawpoll.me/10927245
http://www.strawpoll.me/10927245
http://www.strawpoll.me/10927245
http://www.strawpoll.me/10927245
>>698174564
>>698175297
>>698176470
>>698175963
>>698177282
What the fuck is this cancer
>>698176476
Ay yo
>>698176003
what did some chan tards do this time? i don't internet much
>>698177563
5.56 obviously
>>698177627
I just wanted to know how many people here like/dislike me.
>>698172738
Right, missed this. On the weekdays, I have to switch to mobile for 2 hours, but otherwise I'm on my laptop.
>>698177275
Ayyyy, fuck. You're SO lucky my head is pounding and it hurts to think of bantz.
>>698177658
>>698177896
>Caring about opinions on 4Chan
You're doing it wrong.
>>698177896
U are a regular user of /waifu/?
>>698177025
Absolutely.
>>698177983
Ok feet
>>698177529
Once you hit level 15 you unlock dungeon finder, and from there you can queue up to run the dungeons with 4 other players. There isn't like a "first raid" that everyone runs though.
>>698177658
I am IT mugi/NEET moogs.
>>698177258
God damnit no... No no no. No
No
No
No
o
>>698177282
FUCK YOU INDIANIA YOU ARENT EVEN A REAL COUNTRY
>>698177658
Looks like you. Makes sense
p.s. im baking and it's going to suck because you're fucking faggots and faggots dont deserve good in life.
p.p.s. you're a faggot
>>698177983
Foot fetish is a shit fetish. It says you love being walked all over... fucking faggot
>>698177627
Fucking kek
>>698177950
Cute butt
>>698178187
salt much?
>>698178233
kekkles to schmekkles
how many shekkles can you kekkles on a dekkles full of pekkles? HAHA fuck you
>>698177053
GAY
A
Y
>>698177282
I don't have any cucumbers
>>698178368
nah just a shit poster really go fuck yourself by the way
>>698177992
I always care!Its what keeps me going you know
>>698178093
I guess you could say that.
>>698177025
>Those results
Thanks guys
Why do I keep finding these threads late ;_;
>>698178426
Pour curry on it
>>698177835
Ask around, I have work to do. Got distracted browsing YouTube.
>>698178439
>notice me
>>698178149
Bah! I rather solo, its fun to solo shit you're suppose to go in with a team
For example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Veq1vlSUQ7s
2nd destiny raid boss I solo'd
>>698177950
>Filename :^)
If you weren't at work I'd say stop off and get some Aleve or something
>>698178162
Oh nevermind then
>>698178187
ok
