Gays ruined America.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Gays ruined America.
Good.
>>697226744
So what was the best, the Korean food or that dick? :3
>>697227494
Ugh, stupid namesy- I'm not even going to say it...
>>697227494
Didn't have any dick while I was gone, sadly
Though a straight guy did flirt with me~
>>697227688
That's good, I was just jokingly comparing you to the feline in the picture but whatever
>>697226609
I don't think America needed gay people to do that.
>>697227924
No, before gays America was pretty great.
>>697227799
I know~
And the food was pretty great. I had ojingeo-bokkeum (spicy squid) :3
>>697228427
Aah, tentacles~ That's a good replacement I suppose :p
Anyone got that picture of the fox surrounded by horses at a gloryhole?
Koreans have terrible dicks.
>tfw no twink furry BF
why even live
It's how you use it that counts :)
>>697229592
To become the furry twink BF.
>>697228062
No, before The United States happened, America was pretty great. You know, with not having to worry about land ownership, laws, anything. Just sitting in your fucking tp smoking peyote.
>>697229592
>tfw you're a twink furry but every furry near you either already is in a relationship, or looks like shit
>>697229871
>looks like shit
y-you too ;~;
>>697228615
They tasted so good, I just want more tentacles~
>>697229232
I mean, I'm sure they're not as delicious as Korean food.
>>697230150
They could always serve as an appetizer :p And I'm not talking about the squid
>>697230421
Then what's the main course?
>>697230150
Them with their weird penis quills...
>>697230855
The squid of course!
>>697230855
Galbee
>>697230901
You're clearly more familiar with their anatomy than I am
>>697230999
From whence this butt
>>697231091
I thought I would be the main course :3c
>>697231219
Don't eat yourself silly, that would be really, really bad for both of us :P
>>697231164
Frank why are you not on warframe?
>>697231813
I just got home
>>697231813
Daddybuns~ :3
>>697226609
Why'd you do it?
>>697231164
Also delicious
>>697231519
What if I'm the main course and you're the one who gets to taste it?~
>>697231164
Frank, what server are you on?
>>697231219
Everyone knows that Koreans shoot semen filled quills,that pierce and impregnate the female.
>>697232281
Ya it is
>>697232283
Kil'Jaeden
>>697232281
Snuggle buddy is not for eat
>>697232497
Kay. I can't decide between a priest, mage, or shaman.
>>697232705
Monk
>>697232705
Or pally.
>>697232096
Cool good time out?
Picking up all the gays?
>>697232117
Bananaders! what'd doing?
>>697226609
Damn right you did, OP
>>697232705
Go priest so you have immunity to prosecution of child diddling
>>697232283
Huh, neat. I always thought those were more of a defense mechanism
>>697232557
I'm trying my best to make this into a lewd metaphor but it really isn't working out
>>697232887
I followed your advice and slept for a couple hours in the morning, and somehow that was enough to screw up my day rhythm, so thanks for that :P But that's okay, I like waking up with the world, however ironic that may sound
Yourself?
>>697233131
Is that you Meows? If you are, your namesync fuckt up
>>697232887
It was ok. Went out of town with a few friends. About to shower and go watch a movie. I'll get on steam provided I'm not too tired
>>697233317
bah you young you'll be fine. go have more sleep if you feel like poo.
>>697233574
Well you're missing a event atm
>>697233551
It's me. How to unfuck namesync
>>697226609
Gays not as much, but furries ruin everything they touch.
>>697233580
I feel great actually, I also get the craziest ideas when I've been up all night, like... going for a walk
And you seemed to miss that "yourself?" there :P
Oh never mind, it's back
>>697229778
You have some pretty fucked up views of Native Americans.
>>697233682
Don't worry, happens to me wayy too often. Well, in my case I just forget to turn it on after visiting other threads :P
>>697234005
Threads so lewd you don't want your name connected to 'em?
>>697233860
Midnight walks are good, even better nakid.
Even better if you have sex as well :)
Sup, fucknuts?
>>697234173
It's hard to explain, let's just leave it at that :p
>>697234224
Even better if it's with a buff tiger :)
>>697234261
Fucknuts? Yes please
>>697234224
Midnight naked walks? Sounds risky~
>>697234512
<Suspicious cat glare.>
>>697234756
I'm not doing anything illegal I swear, I'm a good boy :'D
>>697229778
Oh, So, you lived in the times before Columbus, and can tell us exactly how wonderful the war campaigns and genocide between native peoples was? Great! Please elaborate!!
>>697234512
Ya, we get get all dirty there :)
>>697234756
Take some rubbers to protect yourself.
>>697234879
Like "illegal" is a concern to me~
>>697235387
But where am I gonna store them?
>>697235387
Where is "there"?
Also I can't stress enough how good this image is, suits you so good :p This will be your official portrait in my view :)
>>697235712
FUCK YOU DEMOS YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>697235936
inside voices please
>>697235664
:o Bad kitty
>>697235936
No. Fuck you.
>>697235664
Well i suppose you can store them on your fingers untill needed. Or maybe have a bum bag full of them.
>>697235918
There is some oval in the middle at night, full moon, and raining. Sex would happen and we'd chase each other around the oval.
>>697236147
I'm okay with this.
>>697236147
my knight in shining armor
I think furries ruined America.
Lyndon Baines Johnson and Ted Kennedy ruined America.
>>697236421
YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF
>america didn't ruin america
>>697236097
It started with stealing fish on the table, and my life of crime only got worse from there~
But really, the worst things on /b/ aren't even illegal.
>>697236331
Bareback still seems like the practical option
>>697236331
I'm not sure I'm following... The oval part that is, but the rest sounds intriguing
thats a funny way of saying JFK and hippies
>>697236625
He's describing some sort of dark magic sex ritual.
And I want in.
>>697236615
well the two people I listed are americans...
>>697236648
Absolutely not. JFK was an idiot and hippies remain idiots, but LBJ introduced the methodology of identity politics and ted kennedy was behind the immigration act that ruined our demographics.
>>697236615
I'll admit it.
I ruined America.
>>697236870
let's go on a hike innawoods
>>697236624
Did you steal that dildo? Bad bad, put it back!
>>697236963
I have many innawoods here
>>697226609
Blacks, hillbillies and rednecks ruined North America
>>697237044
As much as I dislike all three of those groups, that's not even close to true.
Well, two of them are largely the same thing.
>>697237026
Comfy.
>>697234748
Bend over and bite the pillow.
>>697236831
dammit demos
>>697236798
what do you mean by identity politics?
>>697237044
red necks are nice folks
Guys, this is tearing us apart. It's obvious: "___ ruined America" ruined America
>>697236996
I'll gladly give it to you~
>>697236624
But grass would get caught in there!
>>697236625
What's wrong with a oval?
>>697236750
Yep a anal sacrifice to the furry gods.
Seed must be spilled!
>>697237156
LBJ, by shoving desegregation down the throats of the south, by passing the civil rights act and welfare, created the modern democratic party that has absolute ownership over minority votes. That combined with ted kennedy's immigration basically dooms the founding values of America.
>>697236798
you also didn't mention Joseph Mccarthy, he's a pretty important part of ruining America
>>697236831
I am going to Roosevelt you so hard if that's the case
>>697237146
My nuts aren't quite big enough for that
>>697237190
Ok? Great, thanks... I'm gonna... take it to... the authorities
>>697237382
i don't understand what that means
but you should be nicer to me
unf
>>697237156
Nice folks but they fuel the ratings of the worst media, encouraging the garbage we feed our children.
>>697237254
Nothing wrong with ovals, I love ovals!... Some more that others, like round, fuzzy ones that dangle!
>>697237137
They vote with their wallets and tv habits, funding stupid bullshit either in product form or by providing ratings to shit television. Then they appear in the news to make us all look bad.
~Moist~
>>697237500
>how did Joseph McCarthy and Roy Cohn ruin America
if I have to explain it to you, I don't think you'd understand
>>697237519
there, there
>>697237381
This is called the Liberation Theology, it stems from the Southern America countries.
Social Programs were around long before LBJ too.
>>697237567
please bring your bolshevik beliefs elsewhere
> a event
> a oval
> a anal
Is this how Australians talk?
>>697237394
Hmf.
>>697237713
Is your definition of ruining america buying things you think are dumb? Because what's ruining america is the influx of third worlders who devastate our economy longitudinally and vote to erode our rights.
>>697237814
No, you goddamn well better explain what McCarthy and Cohn did wrong. Because those fuckers were right. The half century since the red scare has PROVEN them right.
>>697237845
It doesn't matter where the ideas came from, the traitors LBJ and ted kennedy sold the country down the river to them.
>>697237814
i demand to know what a roosevelt is right this second.
>>697237567
I want to give you a anal
>>697237981
hahah, okay
>>697237959
Those on the other hand. Don't mind if i do!
>>697237254
I just hope you're not expecting a virgin sacrifice~
>>697237394
I leave my dildo between your capable buttcheeks. I mean, in your capable hands.
>>697237619
Put them in your mouth and gargle please.
>>697237556
Faggot tits
>>697237981
"sure"
>>697237863
they can if you ask nicely
>>697238062
>can't explain my position
>give up
>>697238185
What, you too?
>>697238088
What the fuck? Are you some kind of furry faglord?
>>697237991
Teddy Roosevelt didn't give any fucks, the guy was born with a terminal lack of fucks to give about anything.
As the initial pic shows, Death itself was not immune to his lack of fucks and sheer awesomeness.
Evening everyone.
>>697237981
America was ruined before all the new immigrants arrived, or did you forget that America IS immigrants?
>>697238465
So you're gonna awesome the fuck out of me is what you're saying.
>>697238100
Huh. Well I got the real deal, and I know whose butcheeks- I means hands I'm going to leave that in if you don't stop being a criminal
>>697238140
That's it - You, me, steam chat later. If you feel like it :p
>>697238607
WHITE immigrants, for the first almost 200 years of its existence, yes. Then we decided to import the third world.
>>697238563
Yes, it IS
>>697238254
to pin point that idea of desegregation break down on those two would be kind of pointless.
Teddy served along side other races in the rough riders, and Andrew Jackson hired Pirates to help America.
>>697238355
Nooo, and this isn't a g/fur thread!
>>697238027
I want to receive a anal.
>>697238752
Hi Nibi.
Should I drink vodka or beer tonight?
>>697237845
Bah, keep repeating whatever archaic terms you can come up with. I'm sure it makes you feel intellectual.
>>697238811
I think you're lying to me.
>>697238761
Oh you misunderstand me. I didn't blame desegregation in general on LBJ and kennedy is just the immigration issue. What LBJ did was mobilize the federal government to force desegregation on the south. That combined with his other civil rights initiatives created modern identity politic as we understand it today.
>>697238863
A refreshing glass of orange juice
>>697238185
I'd prefer they didn't write like they had just started primary school. I am so triggered right now.
>>697238820
Who the fuck are you
>>697238824
Yes that is I
>>697238100
No the furry god just wants yiif and cum. Which is why horses are most loved by all.
>>697238692
Sure but i'll be busy. Catch you in a few hours.
>>697238863
Vodka. Less calories.
>>697239014
I'm glad you're able to clarify these things. I'd be lost without your deep insights.
>>697238751
I'll agree that the new immigrants are poison, but that's because it's an obvious ploy by ISIS and other cells to smuggle themeselves into the country.
>>697238692
And here I thought you were trying to persuade me AWAY from a life of crime~
>>697238863
Beer if it's the good stuff, vodka otherwise.
>>697239062
Any religion that demands cum is a religion I can get behind.
>>697239118
ISIS didn't exist 50 years ago and we didn't have a problem with the Muslim world 50 years ago, although it was always the third world. The demographic collapse of America is predicated on the unbelievable swell of hispanic immigration to this country
>>697239014
Anonymous. You know, a non-avatarfag. I think trying to turn 4chan into a regular chat room is dumb.
>>697239281
uphill battle for you, idiot
>>697238945
No, I need alcohol to not feel like shit.
>>697239075
I will drink beer, idgaf.
The hell do you want from me. Im not delving anything beyond neutrality to you unless you apologize and kiss my ass.
>>697238891
>bolshevik followers are literally this stupid
>>697238955
calm down buddy, youre on break now
>>697238940
Why are you so upset about this again?
>>697239257
Or in front if the cock demands it :)
>>697239281
I wasnt talking to you, faggot.
>>697239462
Because the demographic collapse of America, if continued, means the republican party will never win another major election after a certain point. It means the erosion of the civil liberties the country was founded upon and ultimately the obliteration of the country itself as white America evaporates.
>>697238936
In that case you sohuldn't be surprised :p
>>697239062
*booty shmack* ;p
>>697239257
How about no kawk for you unless you become a good citizen?
>>697239581
i am out of good games to play help
>>697239413
>I will drink beer, idgaf.
I thought you were trying to lift and burn some weight! Drink whatever you want dude.
And I don't want anything from you... I also have no clue what I did that I need to apologize for. Good lord, I said Hi to you and suggested vodka over beer!
>>697239630
play kotor 2
>>697239630
Warframe
>>697239565
Then why did you reply to me, other faggot?
>>697239583
Your faggot furriness displeases me.
>>697239721
i've already played it a bajillion times tho
>>697239749
garbage
>>697239382
Sometimes people choose a harder difficulty than babby mode.
>>697239784
Said the one who told me to bend over
>>697239581
I understand your implications, but where did this stem from?
>>697239462
Speaking of which, it's already half over. That's another thing to stress about.
>>697240034
where did what stem from
>>697239860
you're not going to get anywhere
>>697239856
well fuck I don't know any other good video games
play melee
>>697239479
I will do whatever my religion requires of me, short of a lifetime of chastity~
>>697239583
Now that's just cruel. But can any law-abiding dick really be that good?
>>697239259
Bah, mexicans weren't the downfall of America. They typically work pretty hard and have helped our factories remain in competition with foreign markets.
>>697239637
I dont care, getting a nice body isnt getting me laid so fuck it.
I dont remember what you did but I remember you pissed me off, apologize.
>>697240040
sshhhhhhhh
I just started mine, classes just ended yesterday
>>697240141
this anger of this conversation
>>697240159
Latinos vote democrat 80 20. That means they are voting away taxpayer dollars to welfare, that means they are voting away your rights, and mexicans are not by any means more productive than white Americans.
>>697240276
I like America and will miss it when it's gone.
>>697239941
I'm not gay, I just cum in boys butts. They're the gay ones.
>>697240177
Maybe you don't have a nice body and aren't getting laid because you keep saying "fuck it"!
And nah, I don't recall what I did, and if you didn't either, then it wasn't that important.
>>697239462
>this guy believes bolsheviks would waste their time on /b/.
I literally wouldn't believe it if I wasn't staring at it. What's next, you gonna call me a beatnik?
>>697240141
I dont have any nintendo consoles
>>697240148
I have an idea - Let's see how long we can talk about lamps without bringing up sex. Just... for a research project... :p
>>697240457
You do have a good computer, though.
>>697238863
Vodka.
I'm having a bottle of vat 69 with a side of antidepressants
>>697240141
Uhh, nobody ever gets anywhere on this site save for a percentage so small they might as well be double lightning strike survivors.
>>697240556
i do
>>697239856
Play Cave story then
>>697240673
Not what I meant.
>>697240681
Emulate.
>>697240362
I would agree with you...if I thought voting for the presidency did anything anymore or did you forget we are a representative democracy?
>>697240362
okay then
>>697240148
Well would you be chaste if you were released every week on a stone alter and fucked from both ends?
>>697240369
Do you tounge boi butts too?
>>697240809
They vote 80 20 for democrat in all elections that they vote in. And the presidency does matter in any case.
>>697240784
Yeah, and I don't mean to get anywhere, either. It's not like I think I'm going to sway minds, here. I'm just talking shit with other furries.
>>697240533
Lamps? Not exactly a passion of mine but sure. My living room would be cavernous with out 'em, I guess.
>>697240742
This is the correct answer
Dark Souls 3 is the best game since Resident Evil 4. No other games have allowed me to indulge in such gratuitous violence against priests.
>>697240276
Don't shh me, this is the only time off I'll get until Christmas. I like being in the North. It's nice and cool up here while the South of the UK is sweltering right now. Plus my cat is here.
How did the exams go?
>>697240673
> "nobody ever gets anywhere"
In what regard?
>>697240963
When is the last time the popular vote made the difference in a presidential election? When was it the deciding factor?
>>697240369
Yet I was the gay one when I said "Don't mind if I do"? I mean, what did you think I meant?
>>697240384
Fuck you then
>>697241093
Awful, terribly awful
Pulled off a B in Circuit Theory, and Ill probably pull off a B in Modern Physics.
how "hot" is it
>>697241093
In what regard? I'm not actually sure, to be honest. Ask the guy I responded to. I assume he meant that I wouldn't make a difference in some way, shape or form.
