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>>697241017
>>697241160
If the country had the same demographics it did in 1965, when the immigration act was passed, barack obama never would've been elected president. That is the power of importing malignant minorities and granting them citizenship.
>>697241015
I saw a lamp the other day that looked like a dild- Oh darnit!
>>697241320
If it lights up and your tummy glows i'd buy that lamp.
>>697240960
That doesn't sound very chaste even by my standards.
>>697241320
Well, I guess we know now which of us lasts longer~
>>697241285
can I touch ur tail
>>697241507
So you're willing to do that?
>>697241535
I guess.
>>697241697
SUCCESS
>>697241507
I... I only gave up on purpose, cause you seemed bored! :p
>>697241443
Whooo knows, but you'd have to swell up like a balloon first, which doesn't sound too tempting...
>>697241768
I'm leaving the thread now I will be on steam when I'm done with gungeon probably
text me
I just want my favorite vore game to update.
>>697241249
Why do you think they went bad? By the way, in my experience most people say they did awful and then it turns out they at the very least did not do as terribly as they had thought.
I still need to brush up on my physics. Math though, I think it's time to go back to the basics.
No idea how hot. I just know that if I have to sweat at all then it is unacceptable.
>>697241326
Your point makes no sense then.
>>697241915
which one
>>697241285
No, he would have become president regardless. He was a semi-charismatic young guy sliding by on white guilt, like negro Kennedy or something.
>>697241959
PackedRat. It's really good and has more cock vore on the way.
>>697241628
Not sure how I feel about long-term chastity, but if my religion requires it...
>>697241774
Please, I do like SOME things other than dick.
>>697242056
Wrong. The white vote went to mccain and romney both times. You are literally, measurably wrong. Goodbye.
>>697242236
what
>>697242166
I know, I'm just teasing :]
>>697241920
No, literally my exams were such trash its amazing that I might end up with a B. I blanked on a lot of the questions.
If you want to touch up on physics, just make sure you know integrals and derivatives with all their laws.
lmao okay
>>697242180
Oh shit, you were right. Had to look it up. I concede that point.
>>697242431
You, on the other hand, seem to have a bit more of a one-track mind :3c
>>697242954
Sigh... You see right through me. >.>;
>>697243164
Now if only I could see right through your clothing~
>>697243349
Why, when I could just take them off?
this is atrocious
And it's lovely
that's the opposite of what this is
>>697243349
>>697243489
Splurt!
It's pretty dire.
>>697242454
I guess you just have to hope you can make up for the lost marks elsewhere. I had the same problem for a lot of exams.
I don't see the point of remembering specific integrals and derivatives. They can always be looked up. It'd be good to make sure I fully understand how they work of course.
Since I'm illiterate regarding computer science and coding I'm looking in to material I can listen to on that while I work. MIT put up a lot of videos on Youtube on those topics too it seems.
>>697243489
I suppose there's really no other choice, is there?~
>>697243497
moreso than usual?
>>697243691
gimme
"I'm illiterate"
-Chet Chetkowski 2016
>>697243746
because of you
>>697243746
Come and take it out my pants first
>>697243691
You're in no right to say that. That's what I should be saying everytime I look at you :3
glad to see these threads are still the same
I'M OUT OF POKEBALLS
>>697244066
Want a hot coffee mod in you ass?
>>697243863
I've finally made my mark on the world!
>>697243991
You mean you haven't yet? I'll have to remedy this at once
go to a pokestop you dingdong
So I bought some briefs the other day and found out when I got home that they were one size too small. I now know how a mankini feels.
test
fuck me silly
i probably should have used a different message than that to test if 4chan was down
I WENT TO LIKE
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TODAY
>>697244193
If you want one in yours <3
>>697244187
Pidgeys are a dangerous addiction
>>697244343
Tight underwear: maybe hot in theory, horribly uncomfortable in practice
stop catching so many things
>>697244193
I want both kinds of hot coffee
>>697243746
I'd come up with a clever response to that if I could, but it seems I'm stuck
>>697244517
>>697244605
Line up bois
>>697244605
try a (not hot) coffee enema.
>>697244697
I've heard about this, why would you want to do it?
>>697244670
I'll churn some butter with you later, ifyouknowhatimean. And lots of butter, shall be made
>>697244799
just a different way to take drugs.
>>697244613
All signs point to pants off, then
>>697244670
wow gee this coffee shop sure is popular huh
>>697244697
I like coffee and I like things up my butt, but I'd rather keep the two separate
>>697244976
coffee face scrubs are fun though! helps with wrinkles and what not
>>697245032
are you calling me a buttface
I haven't heard of that, but I'd probably try it.
>>697244878
>>697244928
>>697244976
Specially brew in the ass of a swole tiger pour straight into your maw. Try the authentic taste of swole coffee
Mm, beer
"Chet is my knight in shining armour"
- Demos, 2016
>>697245137
how about a face in your butt?
>>697243724
just remember the trig functions and the other laws for dreivatives
ask freklz for coding types
homos
>>697245262
This is becoming a less and less appealing combination of my favourite things
>>697245389
That's more like it!
>>697244976
>>697245137
It's funny guys... This place has always seemed very anti-cybering as far as I'm concerned, and yet conversations like this take place all the time, which seem pretty close to me :P
>>697245588
Fuck meant to link >>697244976 and >>697245262
Good evening everyone
>>697245308
how is the nox
I wanna get one eventually
I wonder how many of you actually fuck animals.
Does my dogs butt turn you on?
>>697245588
seems less like cybering and more like pda, to me.
>>697245578
It's a taste that grows on you.
>>697245736
hey chicken hows the arm?
>>697245588
Something about not crossing the line into writing descriptions of actions, I guess
>>697245759
The variation in thickness is really nice. I can recommend it~
>>697245736
>morning
Madness, but hi
>>697246130
oops i read that as morning
>>697245736
gnite chicken.
>>697245925
zoophiles are gross.
Honestly it sounds like you're all euphemistically talking about a scat fantasy.
>>697245417
I know way better people to talk to about that than him.
>>697246102
Cast and pin are off/out on wednesday!
>>697246130
Pardon me
>>697246233
Night
>>697246274
scat focuses on the waste product, anal focuses on pleasurably activating nerves in and around the anus.
>>697246130
i've got this bad boy so i'm good on girth
>>697246130
Perhaps
Stupid me, now we lost track. Whaaat should we talk about now... Erm......
Pygmy chickens
>>697246339
I thought you were some kind of Australian or something
>>697245925
Not with that poor photography it doesn't
But in general, nah
>>697246274
I hope that's not where this is headed
Watersports, maybe, but not that
>>697246545
Mercy
>>697246582
Nope! California boy through and through!
>>697246559
Chickens you say?
>>697246339
Nice, you should get a tat that says insert pin here with a arrow to pin wound.
>>697246458
>>697246582
> "I'll churn some butter with you later, ifyouknowhatimean. And lots of butter, shall be made"
> "Specially brew in the ass of a swole tiger pour straight into your maw. Try the authentic taste of swole coffee"
>>697246545
Hey I have the same keyboard and mouse! Now I just need the toys.
>>697246274
well okay then
>>697246740
I love chickens. They sound so funny
>>697246545
Is that a Xl crackers?
>>697246740
no mercy
>>697246831
I just replaced deathadder for a g502. Am glad I made the switch.
>>697246878
"just" a large
>>697246788
Chet it got a little our of hand. That's not what really happens.
>>697246743
I am considering getting something to cover up the plate scar
>>697246876
I had a pet chicken. She would follow me around the back yard all day
>>697246788
its man butter. not chocolate milk.
>>697246545
That's lovely looking but probably a bit too much for me. My Medium David is enough of a challenge~
>>697246740
That's practically Australia from this side of the continent
>>697246545
>>697246831
I have that same... mousepad
>>697246559
They're cute little birds
Having a pet bird would be neat
>>697246932
I don't blame you, I need to go back to logitech mice. I have the g500s back home, but that's too far away now.
>>697247023
"To repair arm, re-insert pin" Maybe?
>>697247023
Wish I had a chicken companion, would be sweet!
>>697247106
A parrot to talk shit with. Can you imagine? :D
>>697247106
Like we could be as cool as the Aussies
Speaking of watersports, I should go pee before my situation turns into that
Gotta love beer
>>697246950
Did I go too far? Whooopsie... :|
>>697247339
Your accents certainly aren't as cute
>>697247335
A talking bird would be awesome. Though I might also go for a cockatiel and teach it songs. :3
>>697247551
think pda in a park rather than yiffing behind the bushes
>>697246859
These MIT videos look promising. I just had the sudden realisation that I haven't touched trigonometry since I was about 14 or 15.
Anyway, I'm going to abandon this garbage. You should too for the sake of your own sanity.
>>697247365
You drunk? That explains a lot xP
>>697247695
I for one think it would be hilarious if you had a parrot to take out your anger on, the parrot learns the words, and you end up talking smack to it for hours :D
>>697247735
Why does it have to be behind the bushes?
>>697248016
Nah, I'm not that far in. Though I could be, if that's more entertaining~
>>697248016
But then I've got a parrot who does nothing but talk smack for the next 40 years. That's a big commitment
>>697247744
4chins or this fucking board?
>>697247231
I dunno. I'm kind of ashamed of my scars like this
>>697247335
She'd come sit in my lap anytime I sat down
>>697247695
We don't have accents, everyone else does
>>697248362
I have to try and find a video of that now
>>697248362
because the pics are degenerate enough, the conversations should be on the lighter side.
>>697248803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp73CjcO1Eg
Not a parrot but I love this bird
>>697248731
I have an accent compared to Americans. But you're the weird ones
>>697248811
I guuueeeeess.
>>697249223
I won't argue that we're crazy
>>697249223
I found this. Lold freaking hard
>>697249346
Lold so hard I forgot the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-AmwilSvTo
>>697248567
Just the thread.
You asked the other day if I read anything interesting on holiday. I linked this but if I remember the thread 404'd: http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/vaop/ncurrent/full/nature18933.html
tl:dr = human cortex is more convoluted than previously thought and the number of areas determined to be distinct from each other (based on combinations of function, structure, etc) have doubled. The more you read about the brain and the more papers that come out, the more complex it appears. As if it wasn't intimidating enough.
>>697249341
I'm glad you recognize that "aboot" is the one true pronunciation
>>697249408
bird ain't takin no shit
>>697249886
I think the one you linked wins though, lold to death
>>697249886
I find myself saying it like this actually
>>697249462
I hate these threads these days now
kek, thats hilarious
ill have to read it tomorrow then
>>697248567
>>697249462
"Areas differ from their neighbours in microstructural architecture, functional specialisation, connectivity with other areas, and/or orderly intra-area topographic organisation". There, that's a bit more substantial.
Areas counted in the cerebral cortex have gone from 83 to 180 per hemisphere. The paper mostly talks about how their method of analysis is so great though. I mean, it is, as far as I can tell, but at this moment I'm more interested by how many more areas they found.
>>697250041
It sounds like that bird didn't have a good upbringing
but it's just hilarious
>>697250100
It's not quite "aboot" when we say it. If you slow it down, we say "ah-b-eh-oo-t", but Americans say "ah-b-ah-oo-t".
>>697250599
You seriously don't know what difficult seat you put me it
My brother is sleeping in the same room and now you show me this video, feels like I'm gonna explode with laughter
who are you people
>>697250318
As you'd expect there's a paywall so you'll need to access it from a computer with a licence. Unless I have the file on one of my USBs. I have a physical copy right here I used for that quote.
Seriously though, with prices like >£50 for 24 hour access to one paper or having to buy a licence for every damn publisher/host, it's no wonder more and more people are just downloading papers illegally.
>>697250920
shoved out by the new wave
>>697251267
when will the new wave stop posting porn
>>697250887
Stifling laughter is suffering
You need more privacy though~
>>697250920
I ask myself that every day
It's almost all I've got though
It is a fur thread after all
it didn't have to be
>>697251620
too late to change the past
>>697251366
He normally sleeps in the living room (he's just staying here on his holiday), but something went wrong with the litterbox so he can't stand to be there now. But yeah, a door would be nice!
>>697251888
checked
>>697251732
It's difficult enough looking at porn with other people in the room, never mind watching funny videos
dom pls
>>697252087
It's not that difficult - I mean, it's kind of two rooms, he's in the other. There's just no door between them.
You know what would be nice? A door that you can just put wherever you want, with adjustable walls included
>>697250948
thats a shit load of god damn bull shit
oh no a katia thread
GOOD THING WERE OUT HERE AND HES IN THERE AND WERE IN THERE AND HES IN THERE BECAUSE WERE OUT HERE
lets plot a course
intercourse
>>697252559
I'm sure science could create such a thing. But, can mankind be trusted with it?
>>697252975
but what i wanna know is where's the caveman
>>697253022
Intercourse, Pennsylvania?
>>697252975
and hes the sheriff
what are you asking nicely for
>>697251728
where can i get more of this?
Skooks is high art. Only true patricians acknowledge this.
>>697252728
I would say so. Luckily universities can access pretty much most papers. But if you're not a student or an academic you can go fuck yourself, apparently. I'm all for capitalism but these extortionate paywalls are just foul.
idk
>>697253453
the internet
scientology killed tom cruise
>>697253225
Most definitely not, but I want one
>>697253522
THE FILENAME
i'll swooce right in
>>697253510
as foul as chicken?
>>697253621
that's the joke
>>697253453
also
>>697253777
IT IS
AND ITS GOOD
>>697253542
tom cruise can't die
I need to watch Wayne's World 1 and 2 again.
>>697253672
Nah, they're lovely little fellows (except for when they shit everywhere).
>and 2
>>697253562
Well fine, but don't blame me when you wall yourself into an EARLY GRAVE
>>697254099
I have no idea what you mean... :P
>>697253951
Skooks would not lie.
>>697254264
Chickens. They can be nice.
>>697254381
There was no way it was going to make sense anyway
Dicks or something, I don't know
>>697254649
>>697254649
Decks?
>>697254640
cat being chill as fuck though
>>697254866
I approve
>>697254928
Feeling OK?
>>697255029
femboys make me doki doki
>>697255474
Femboys best of both worlds
>>697255673
yum
>>697256826
Mm, cumtube
>>697257099
they're super fun
>>697257274
Mhm~ My David with cumtube is my favourite toy by far :3
>>697257679
My favourite is my Nova. can't quite pop that knot yet though
>>697257954
Nova looks fun~ what size do you have?
>>697255288
dandy mate
>>697258175
A medium, love all the ridges on it~
>>697258310
Medium is the biggest I can handle. Taking the knot is so satisfying~
>>697258310
tell us more
>>697258562
>>697258782
when I had been shopping around at first I was looking at it like "a medium looks kinda small, maybe I should go with a large" but in person its much bigger than it looks
>>697258856
Yeah, even medium is pretty big compared to human cocks. I don't know if I ever want to get a large.
>>697258856
medium seems like a great size actually.
