faces of /b/ thread
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
faces of /b/ thread
>>697080553
9/10
to self-concious to post myself
i'll be that one sandnigger mudshit for this thread
>>697080553
>>697081917
You look abit to young
>>697082190
I'm 18, I know I've got a babyface
>>697082190
idk if boy or girl
>>697082190
6/10
not sure if dude or chick
please no hate
>>697082190
SHOW YOUR TITS YOU FUCKING SLUT
>>697082719
You happy now
>>697083150
GROSS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGER
>>697083150
damn noice
>>697082190
C-cute!
>>697083150
moar of this
see me? im a real tough man, i grew up in the rough parts of hong kong and made a name for myself in illegal no rules street fighting, ive knocked out more than 500 men during my prime years, then another 500 when i was travelling all around the world fighting the hardest men on the planet. You know why i fought? no, not for the money or fame or women, i fought because fighting is in my blood, my ancestors were samurais and martial art masters, now look at yourself, have you ever been in a fight? i doubt it, you probably spend all your time fucking your body pillow while im doing push ups on my knuckles and punching trees, if another man touched your woman you'd probably start crying and say "hey, man dont do that" then watch him as he fucks her in the ass. haha pathetic, you know what i would do? well i can break his neck in a split second, i can put him in a coma for a few weeks if i wanna, but you, you are weak, fragile, worthless beta, you're not a man you're a frog,
>>697083150
show me your dick
>>697084418
Nope
>>697080553
ITT: ugly betas and google images
>>697084735
spread em cowboy
>>697080553
europoor?
It's my face. What would you do with it.
>>697086020
Cut your hair give you a shower and dress you in some nice clothes
>>697084735
can you put the sharpie in pooper
>>697085996
6.5
im a nigger
>>697084276
Where a sup?
Waddup
Good evening everyone
>>697086406
From one dude to another you look pretty handsome like 9/10
>>697086779
Hello handsome, moar?
>>697085996
Kylo! Im your father!
>>697086149
8/10
Would bang.
Sup guys
>>697087171
Sup Abu
>>697086680
7/10
Would bang.
>>697084151
Holy shit haven't seen that one in awhile
>>697086779
Too young.
Throw back in pond.
>>697080553
You're cute, op.
>>697087010
thanks man, must be the filter
>>697087193
nigga/10
>>697086900
Has dimple in chin/10
Would bang.
I'm a beaner
>>697086900
>>697087171
Twat face/10
Would not bang.
>>697080553
>>697086406
naw man, spic
>>697080553
rate me guys :D
>>697087590
7/10
Would share taco.
>>697087374
Just shaved bruh
>>697086779
aussie/10
>>697087813
I've always been told I'm a 7/10. and I prefer a good burrito
Fagbate ate reporting in for nightly faggotry
>>697087809
15$ one hour
>>697087822
Do you drown in pussy or what man how's your sex life?
>>697087631
5/10 if male
7/10 if female
4/10 if other
>>697080553
All these children on /b/
>>697087809
sorry anon, you didn't fool me! I know girls don't exist!
>>697087786
got it alot, actually am ukranian
>>697087672
Plump and blurry is no way to go through life, son.
>>697087721
WTF?
>>697087824
Nah, califag
>>697087822
Looks like kid with stolen beard. Back in the pond you go.
>>697087933
I'm not a whore
>>697088027
Sandnigger/10
>>697087980
That about sums it up /b/ro
Danklords reporting in.
sup guys
>>697088022
Go gargle that cigarette breath out of your mouth and report to bed.
10/10
Would bang senseless.
>>697080553
Hey /b/
>>697088189
what?
>>697087931
you must do the deed tonight...
>>697084735
im still consfued, are you a guy or girl
>>697088547
SHAVE
>>697087756
y u lyin to strangers on an anonymous image board
RATE plz
>>697084735
its aboy!
>>697088478
Who are the fuking Danklords?
>>697088478
Dank/10
>>697080553
Young and trap game weak AF
>>697081917
Average for this board
>>697082190
Hope you have a feminine penis
>>697084027
Suh duh, you're in every one of these threads
>>697084276
Stop fucking with me, Andrew
>>697085996
Hair doesn't make up for being ugly m8
>>697086020
If Finnish, not bad. If anything else, sorry.
>>697086149
Another example of not bad hair on a shit face. Work out and you could do better.
>>697086406
You sure are, bud
>>697086680
Average Asian American, nothing special, nothing bad
>>697086779
Another example of hair being nice and face ruining it
>>697086900
Sup Ahmed, long time no see.
>>697087171
You're going to be here forever
>>697087193
Joke again
>>697087590
Underaged
>>697087721
Another joke
>>697087822
Beard needs oil, hair needs moisturizer, face needs better genetics
>>697087931
You're not me
>>697088742
kicked out of the gang
>>697088775
ugly/10
>>697088687
Probably could if I could get hard
>>697087904
Figures.
Cute ones are always gay.
>>697082190
Y-you're really pretty anon.
>>697088881
cancer/10
>>697088799
My boi
>>697088965
not gay, I just like bean burritos
>>697088946
meh, semis are underrated imho
>>697088566
Shouldn't you be out running around wearing a Bernie shirt and bitching about something?
>>697088742
but the bitch im into likes it
>>697088641
no way ur real
>>697088606
th...thanks??
>girl or boy
>>697088873
>rates
>doesnt post face
uggo spotted
>>697088775
Cut your hair.
Change your shirt.
Learn to camera
And get back to us.
>>697089215
Presenting the pussy destroyer.
rate me /b/ros
>>697089198
>taco reference went right over his head
Too young.
Never mind.
>tfw you're the prettiest bitch in the thread and you're prettier than Most of the girls you've dated haha must suck to be an uglyfag
>>697089087
Fucking hippy!
>>697089215
Vampire?
Or no camera skills?
>>697089633
stop making shitty pop songs and hop on my dick
>>697089366
I did post my face. Doing so with my post creates a bias.
>>697089633
Sharpy in pooper and I shall grant you a rating.
>>697080553
There's something with your nose
>>697082190
goddess/10
>>697084027
att. whore/?
>>697088775
yeahyourugly/10
>>697086900
nicemug
>>697088641
slutface/6
>>697088566
cute/10
>>697088855
pothead/10
>>697088881
wouldbanghard/10
>>697089087
haha/10
>>697089215
Idontlikeyoudontposteveragain!/10
Don't need to rate me! ITs just for your appreciation!
>>697080553
Nice pedo stash fuccboi OP ballsniffer
>>697089810
Fatty
>>697089313
You'll find out when I get there.
>>697089633
0/10 Hi Jake Gyllenhaal!
Sup guys
>>697089899
>>697089810
where tf your nipples at
>>697089633
10$
Oi.
>>697089618
Look who just joined us!
>>697089958
My names Matt I'm 18 and I love to slay PAWG pussy ask me anything
>>697089958
is that your mother's ass?
>>697090242
Show me your dick
>>697090358
Forgot pic
>>697080553
goddammit you goofy looking faggot. go be an attention whore somewhere else.
>>697090411
Do not want
>>697089633
yourmouth/10
>>697090411
whats your job and how much do you make a year? whats your hobby or good at?
>>697090386
I wish ahahahaha
>>697090411
can you stick your fingers in his arse?
>>697089958
no pussy, its a trap
>>697090537
I bus at a upscale Italian restaurant and I love to skateboard, smoke pot and fuck day white bitches
>>697090794
Fuck fat white bitches***
>>697090794
so you are a failure at life
kek
>all I want to do is blaze and fuck bro
poor people are hilarious, stay pleb
>>697090256
Whats with the trash bag behind you? Too heavy to throw away?
>>697090948
Kek what were you doing when you were 18 faggot? Playing tf2 while u jerk off to hentai? I make more money than any kid my age that I know
>>697086020
can I fart in your mouth? Yes or not?
>>697091230
No I was in college and I worked as a pharmacy tech.
>>697091445
Ey dats hawt mang
>>697091482
Post a pic of yourself fuccboi
>>697091399
got a better lit pic?
>>697091482
>>697088022
fucker
>>697092169
HAHAHAH you look like you work as a telemarketer and your over here calling me a pleb
>>697080553
id suck dry
>>697092350
I look like a telemarketer but you ARE a fucking busboy faggot
enjoy minimum wage.
I am a bucket of nuts. Pls r8 me
>>697091445
YES YOU MAY
>>697091399
fucking fuck, more please
>>697091230
>>697091230
I doubt it. At the age of 12, I was already the CEO of my father's company. Now, At 18 I'm the majority stockholder of a very well known international company (which I won't say the name)
r8 me if you want, but I really don't care.
>>697089810
Landwhale attention whore/10 :^) Nice titties tho
>>697092532
Bro what country do you live in? In America we get TIPS! On weekends I come home with atleast $150 for a nights work and that's not even counting my "minimum wage", I haven't even started college yet and I'm not gonna have money problems for a long fucking time with the money I've been saving up
Sure why the fuck not
>>697092989
blaze it faggot you are useless to society
>>697092939
?
>>697080553
yeah im a douche. am i ugly though?
>>697091399
German/10
>>697093304
ya look normal to me
This is only photo of me at work
I havent checked to see how cancerous the thread is.
Here is more cancer
>>697080553
look like my ex's husband
>>697093536
And idk why it came out sideways
>Posted before
>Expected to be roasted
>Praised instead
Lets see how this goes now.
>>697093153
Is any 18 year old a useful asset to society?
>>697093481
thanks /b/ro
>>697093668
well, got a version of this pic without the filters or odd coloration?
>>697093668
Latino/10
>>697093922
you look like big bertha gave birth to an unnatural sized fetus
>>697093990
Odd coloration. my bathroom has shit lighting and it affects my camera.
>>697080553
is that stache coming or going bud
9.5/10 thougj
>>697094092
cute/10
>>697092939
That's cool your parents literally baby's you into becoming rich and successful good job too bad nobody is gonna respect you for being some spoiled faggot who inherited his parents business
>>697086900
You're the guy from NJ.
>>697092941
Fuck my ass
Hello darkness, my old friend.
>>697094532
Can I have your sunglasses?
>>697080553
Don't post your faces here guys.
These threads are target you and your image.
I did it once and ended up on a site where I was listed as a potential threat.
All because I came to the site.
Just a fair warning!
And I only posted an image cuz a fellow chubby anon was sad he couldn't find a gf and we were explaining how he could.
>>697094699
Target how so?
>>697094605
Nah I need those for bright shit.
>>697094774
Fuck
>>697094699
thats prob because they already had your ip listed and just matched your face with it.
>>697080553
>>697094699
nice dubs though
>>697094532
rockin beard/10
>>697093591
>Mr. Skeletal fingers
Nope/10
Maybe try a different picture.
>without Mr. Skeletal fingers
>>697094765
Your image is collected as a known 4chan user. Once it's archived, whether here or on other sites, you're stuck with your image being associated with 4chan.
Your picture doesn't just vanish.
If you post your real picture you're assigned to everything 4chan does.
I am road warrior
All the qt 3.14 grills at school laugh when I walk by, does that mean they liek me?
>>697094857
Not possible on my end. I never did shit illegal. What few trolls I took part in were calling blogtalkradio, which isn't illegal to prank those shows.
>>697093083
Hipster/10
>>697092603
10/10 nuts
Would fondle and suck
>>697088775
Looks like a fat Jim Morrison
>>697094940
you're just a retard
>>697094910
And this is relevant to what kind of problems? I understand 4chan is the underbelly of the internet but id appreciate more in depth explanation to these consequences. Like whom would go out of their way to research these things?
>employers
>government
>Matt Damon
>>697094999
i dont know, post a pic of you
>>697094699
why are you saying this? Trying to ruin the thread?
nice dubs btw
>>697089810
Why am I att/ whore?
>>697095738
MY MAGNUM DONG
>>697095401
At the very LEAST?
The media decides to do a report on 4chan and it's users.
Guess whose face pops up as a 4chan user.
This person is a member of the cesspool of the internet.
People with friends, families, professional careers ... either now or in the future, is put to risk.
It's the same dorky argument of why superheros like Spiderman wear a mask.
You've willingly outed yourself as the enemy to the normal world.
If the media decides to say "4chan is full of pedophiles and these are some of the users" then your face & occupation + facebook is linked by the media.
No matter what damage control you attempt to do, no matter what high paid lawyer you hire says, you'll remain associated with being a pedophilia 4chan user because the news said so. As a single harsh example.
Being outed as a troll also can have repercussions if you decide to be more than a minimum wage worker or a self-employed person.
Get outed any someone sees your face? Guess what a customer can cost you your job.
tldr Baskin Robbins always finds out.
Pic related, Manager's a /b/tard but never showed his face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmDkP7rbBpQ
Don't do it.
shit
>>697087631
You posted the same exact photos yesterday, i still don't know what country you live in. i swear you posted these photos in the same order.
>>697095631
look like you could star in a schwarzneggar jungle military film/10
>>697094908
better?
>>697096002
lol watching always sunny right now
>>697096380
I want to pound you right in the ass.
New phone who dis
>>697096325
Yeah, I did post them yesterday, I'm Canadian btw.
>>697096231
Aww fuck!!!!!!
Better copypasta and spread the word.
>>697096727
Oh, how aboot that, ey?
>>697096787
West Canadian. I just sound like an average American.
>>697096580
is that a compliment?
>>697093536
they let 12 year olds work security these days? lol how tall are you? you're average, hair sucks, but your face isn't bad. you also look paunchy.
>>697096928
Rad shirt lady/b/ro show tits?
>>697095899
Do you love me already?
*kisses*
>>697097168
Thanks, and only if you show yours lmao
>>697096231
But this is 4chan. Nothing should be taken as fact. How can you tell if a poster is using their real face or not?
>>697097006
Kind of, you look more pretty than handsome, but you are attractive nontheless. I am not even particularly gay, but if you were down I would do you in the ass in a second.
>>697093536
Who are you protecting?
Bunch of slack jawed faggots in here
>>697097123
Yeah...im kinda paunchy lol. I keep my uniform tucked in well, doesnt help either.
Damn, I look 12 tho? Just...damn.
>>697096928
>>697097243
I probably wouldn't, I look like garbage.
>>697097385
would jizz on the side of your shaved head/10
>>697097389
found him b/ros
The guy that can't fight for shit
>>697096919
>>697097389
LGBT supporter/10
>>697096928
awesomeTandveryweirdeyebrows/10
now post your tits
took this one especially for you! Hope you like my tool!
>>697097246
That's exactly why these threads are started.
Most people bumping are using someone elses pictures.
People who use their real images are being deceived.
Welcome to 4chan.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>697097607
you look like you tint windows for side money through a craigslist ad
I want to kms
>>697097653
Yuck
>>697097532
Nice shades those are dope. Your style is rad time stamp tho.
>>697080553
get off the web derek
>>697097576
>implying 6'2 240 pound 7 years kickboxing
>>697097359
A hotel in that pic. I work with a company that takes up all the little jobs though so they always are moving us around
>>697097702
how do you look old and young at the same time
>nigga found the fountain of youth but can't figure out how to drink from it
R8
>>697097974
Sweet hair man
>>697097889
>out of shape
>>697092939
Fat Faggot
>>697097953
you look like a rare pepe
>>697098130
Australian!
>>697097889
Found the faggot with incredibly small penis
Nigger
>>697091230
They are just mad you get more pussy then them
>>697097889
5'5" 7 years of kissing all the guys
No gf
Maybe does arm day once a month
Look like a rapist
>low self-steem
>anxiety
>implying that i'ma show my face
>>697098458
Feel you /b/ro.
>>697098130
You know, you are one of those characters from faces of /b/ that I remember and a faces thread feels incomplete without.
>>697097389
Couldn't hear you over my 2014 Afghanistan deployment and CIB you desktop operator
>>697098292
Oh shit I didn't know I was in Australia!
>>697094477
MiniKeemstar
>>697098763
No, I know you are Canadian, but your facial structuring and skin tone is that of many people of Australia.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mzMt2MuAdVw/hqdefault.jpg
>>697098966
>>697087756
>>697096928
Show tits with that shirt on and I believe.
>>697080553
holy fuck, op looks so similar to me, i thought it was a photo of me for the first second i saw it, danm
>>697099729
Nope
>>697099866
Nice dubs. Oh okay, well you're pretty yo.
>>697088641
Titts or get out
>>697100070
Thank you!
>>697099799
Post yourself
>>697088881
End it/10
>>697099142
Like I said yesterday, it's a combination of things. My base skull is euro/french, my mouth, lips and eyebrows are Native American, and my nose is greek, the features are all slightly influenced by all of my background but my specific facial features are pretty in tact ethnic features.
>>697089198
In your ass
>>697100746
do you have a black cock
>>697088881
There's the outline of the face of a decent looking guy trying to break free.
>>697100480
Anytime! You actually seem pretty rad.
>>697100746
Yeah I remember and I forgot to ask you about your native American background, I am genuinely interested about it, which tribe did it come from and what fraction are you native American?
>>697100868
I have the most average sized cock of all time.
>>697101067
then none of that other stuff matters
>>697101064
My native family is cree and I'm either a quarter or an eighth native, I didn't know my grandmother so I'm not sure if she was full or half native.
>>697089810
Fat potato/10
>>697101067
I kind of want to see it, can you take a picture?
>>697101324
That's a lot more interesting than being English and German.
>>697101378
Pffft no, I'm not gonna let you match a picture of my face with my dick, it's literally the most average ever anyway.
