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>>697100857
>13
6.5/10
>>697101094
18 /b/ra
one with long hair
>>697100857
>>697101398
Keep smoking those cancer sticks get that mouth nice and fucking disgusting
>>697101398
You look like a proper lad, y'know, a proper geezer!
>>697101398
dat cig
Good evening again just for the record I'm an Ecuadorian beaner not Egyptian, Arabic, or Asian in general
Ticking time bomb reporting
its been a rough day /b/
>>697100857
ur attractive but is the OP ever real?
>>697101012
face is awfully clear for suck a fuzzy photo. would bang.
>>697101331
you look like a woman i met at work today. shes bangable, but ur more bangable
>>697101802
are live from Quito or just ethnically
>>697101398
i would wife you in a second
>>697101806
for what?
>>697101617
>>697101664
you must be 18 and older to post here.
>>697101871
Thank you aha
>>697101887
Like the guy in the other said I'm from jersey ethnically I'm Ecuadorian. Just got back from visiting last month
>>697101994
>thank you
you're welcome
>aha
what? that was a really weird thing to add
A pretty bitch I will always be. Bitch mob till the death of me.
>>697102171
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>697101871
why rough?
>>697102180
i wanna play with your hard. and rub my tongue agianst your beard
does anyone else have this issue? i love the prickly side of velcro and could lick it til the tip of my tongue fell off. im bitingi t now just to get clsoe
>>697102180
IJustCameFace/10
>>697101012
10/10 would bang
>>697102258
its more been a rough summer. today is just the culmination of the current roughness cuz i sat down to do my finances. things have been tight due to medical expenses and recent brain damage (which lead to said medical expenses). i was in line to pay my rent right on the dot with nothing left over this month, but my dog needed a vet so im 250 bucks short and its not agreeing with my brain damage cuz apparently stress causes relapses like i had last week.
its just rough. its been such a happy fun filled summer with lots of learnign and growth and friends but i get so tired and need 11 to 12 hours of sleep a day and everyhing hurts and im running out of chicken.
id kill for a beer.
>>697102457
9/10 ^^
>>697102457
waifu
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>>697101709
you look like you got shitted out of a mexican's asshole while trying to eat a giant burrito
>>697102457
I really want to fuck you in the ass, you are one of those guys I would go gay for.
>>697101398
You again.
Eat a mint.
Remove the shirt.
Prepare yourself.
>>697101398
Pic related it's you in 10 years
>>697102854
Natural ginger?
>>697103036
Yeah
This is what I would want to look like...
>>697100857
Would smack/10
>>697101012
Why do you only have definition on your upper abdomen?
>>697101806
Your living situation is cool. You look angry though.
P.s. I have no idea what I'm doing here.
>>697101617
Nice paintbrush
>>697101331
El Cute.
>>697103340
I wont match it, I could take any other white guy and put their dick next to your face and say it's yours. I can't ever track you and I wouldn't have the effort to do so. I don't think your friends and family have seen your adult cock. Come on, take a picture, I am curious.
>>697102958
>>697101674
>>697101664
>>697101617
Guy has one cigarette in years and all these do-gooders come out of the woodwork.
Cigarettes are cool, fuck you if you dont think they are children.
I dont even smoke them and I think they are cool.
>>697103340
Thank you!! ^^
>>697103504
Killing yourself in a disgusting manner and making things unpleasant for surrounding people because you think it's cool is retarded.
>>697103504
>Literally giving yourself lung cancer and taking years away from your life because it's "cool"
>>697103734
>>697103798
I know they have a lot of anti-smoking adds on cartoon network but god damn is this conditioning serious.
Why the fuck are you mad about somebody smoking, everyone knows its bad.
Drinking is bad but that doesn't stop anyone. Driving down a highway at 80 miles an hours is dangerous but we still do it.
>>697103265
>Dat red hair and white flesh
10/10
Would bang repeatedly.
Smoke with me guys
>>697103987
I literally don't do any of that, smoking is stupid, alcohol makes you stupid, and I'm fully aware of how dangerous motor vehicles are.
>>697104213
10/10 would get high with ^^
>>697104213
im biased cuz ur my type, but you are the most beautiful man ive seen in a long ass time. id wife you hard.
>>697103987
Yes, but I don't do it because I'm not a fucking retard and if you smoke cigarettes purely because you think they look cool is stupid. I like cigars because of the way they are smoked and the flavor.
>>697104289
kek you are a faggot.
cigars are a good time
>>697104366
I dont even smoke cigarettes it was just that ONE TIME
all these fucks are obnoxious
>>697104534
I do enjoy these.
>>697104213
>FTP
Where in Cali r u from anon
>>697102534
sounds pretty awful
>>697104213
Burn that shirt
>>697104656
i dont know why everyones so bent out of shape, i thought you were wife material. i mean long term no cigs are better but i have a thing for smokers. love the smell
>>697104781
more
>>697104755
Not, just a big fan of the brand and got my first piece on the Fourth of July. Interesting brand, they have a pornhub look-book check it out
>>697105068
What's the problem
>>697101331
w/ short hair
Y'all niggas in a cigarette thread
Itty bitty baby, itty bitty boat.
>>697105396
Shitskin/10 Get out of here you dirty rag head.
>>697105020
its been pretty awful. lots of magical moments sprinkled inbetween but the stress is hitting me hard. i just want a beer and a back massage. trying to find things i can sell
>>697105395
Would fuck, this is FTP guy. Currently smoking for all you faggots who aren't yet
>>697105752
Ayy thank you, and that's a sweet piece
>>697105875
I raise ur dogface selfie with my dog face selfie
>>697105643
Shouldn't you be out smoking a cig you disgusting degenerate
>>697105875
>>697106028
ugh
kill yourself
>>697105395
I didn't know that 9/10 girls were on /b/
>>697105752
>tfw no curly haired stoner on my couch
>>697106067
Brb grabbing my bleach
The 16-17 yr. Old lol in here is nearly unbearable and unreported.
>>697106062
Shouldn't you be chucking a poor defenseless faggot off a roof? rag heads have nothing on the white race... the master race...
>>697105752
I will when my mom goes to bed lmao
>>697106357
If I was home I'd be smoking rip
>>697106331
Lol jokes on you bro I'm European
>>697106331
Fake and gay
>>697106524
As am I; but, what is that next to your face?
>>697101617
>>697103734
>>697103798
>>697104289
>>697104366
You're skinny and weak looking, have a narrow rat face, lumpen nose, no eyebrows, and a retracted chin. On top of that, you're wearing the most ridiculous poser haircut ever seen.
And the rest of you, too.
I'm trying to sexpost this guy and you're cock blocking with some asinine, self righteousness, sjw fuckshit (wah, cigarettes, wah) that isn't going to change anyone's mind, ever.
How about you fuck right off?
>>697106625
Gender indiscernible.
Photo with some random People in the plane
>>697106600
Fake and gay? What do you mean?
>>697106151
Thank ya!
>>697106876
Timestamp or it isn't you.
Also welcome to /b/ have a good summer.
>>697106876
Like a dildo owned by a man who likes men
>>697105875
Rate me bois
>>697106987
Anon here gets it.
>>697106975
No, I have heard he expression, but I didn't know my face required a time stamp.
>>697106781
Keep your tongue behind your teeth and you wouldn't look half bad.
Help
>>697106654
One of your precious white women's. Us Muslims are the new Europeans, in 10 years you pale little fags will be the minority and we're gonna stay fucking all the white bitches
>>697107284
>tfw can hide threads but cant hide posts
>>697105875
Summerfag fuck off
>Underage b&
Beaner reporting
>>697105875
Ryan? Is that you?
>>697107361
Nice, can I get her face in that picture, oh and have fun trying
>picture related
>>697107609
6.5/10
>>697101802
>>697107609
Oh yeah and same fag or whatever
>>697107361
Well, you certainly won't be. You look like a fucking 12 year old. :^)
Cannot wait to see the Great Glass Desert.
>>697105158
>>697107713
>look out friendos hes gonna shoot you through the internets xdxdxd
>>697107830
take off the glasses and flip me off again, thats hot
>>697107830
we called guys like you 'tryhards" back in 09'
>>697107830
We get it, you like Milo Yiannopolous.
>>697106625
Pyro what are u doing here
>>697107713
>top kek
You think that little hunting rifle is suppose to scare me
>>697107361
What an ass face
>>697107911
No, I meant that I shan't be taken over by Islam.
>>697107370
Please end the pain
>>697101012
dick or gtfo
>>697100857
dick or gtfo
Don't judge
>>697101398
dick or gtfo
>>697107915
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you
Why
>>697101802
dick or gtfo
>>697107830
Nice Johnny Bravo cosplay, tho
>mfw virgin whose never gonna get laid
>>697108291
Nice hair
>>697108117
>Little
Did you see the ejector? I have shot boars and Stags with this rifle.
>>697108291
Too late, I already judged
>>697108405
JESUS FUCK 10/10 HANDS DOWN
>>697108341
Depends on who it's for, johnsons a lil shy for strangers
>>697108291
You look like a fucking faggot, nice caterpillars retard
>>697108743
Rate?
>>697108525
Compared to all the kalishnikovs we're getting imported here that piece of shit is a toy for all I care
>>697108517
Nice hair
>>697108395
i like arrogant fuccbois who smoke pot and have curly hair
balances out my striaght hair business set up
>>697107943
Yes
>>697107777
Here's your (you), you sticky fuck.
>>697108341
You first
Plz try not to roast guys
>>697108743
"Lets be friends" the guy
>>697108846
Ah, I could pick you off before you could reach my lodge. Anyway, I want to see a another picture of that white girl you are fucking.
>>697107361
>her
>white
Haha, she's the same color as you shitskin.
>>697107943
I have no idea what you are talking about, this is literally just my face and sunglasses
>>697104213
i think i know you
>>697107830
Oh me too.
>>697108658
My hair fell out
>>697109111
k bud...
nice trips tho
>>697108841
nudes necessary
>>697109007
9/10 nice hair
>>697108864
What the hell are u talking about ive never smoked pot
>>697108743
Age? you OP's brother?
>>697109241
Oshit witnessed
>>697108846
This guy is edgy as fuck. A pussy, but edgy.
Need a haircut
>>697109007
You are a stupid faggot.
>>697109048
Explain?
>>697109298
Rather not, I struggle to even take the pictures I posted
>>697109007
Consider yourself roasted, Mr Bond.
>>697109291
Jesus Christ! You have some balls and quite a big dick for a shitskin, but I want a picture of her body. as well as her ass, or preferably one of her face.
>>697109007
Look like my neighbor faggot. Hit the batting cages
>>697100857
Show your cock
>>697109470
Shirtless then? Cause you're fine af
>>697102457
Epic chin
>>697109152
Where you from anon
Kill me
>>697109210
I can do that too
>>697103798
I want to die so check mate kike
>this shill wants to tern you all into beta male cucks do not listen to him
I'm not Jewish
Me and gf
>>697109470
>struggle
Does your camera attack you upon each attempt to take a picture?
>>697109663
Comfy/10
>>697109545
Converted her last month
>>697109796
then post dick
>>697100857
Hi... rate?
>>697108517
>>697109007
You look like someone I know. Payton?
>>697109921
It's a no from me
>>697109860
Are you taking these pictures as we speak? I see that you are in to thicker women.
>>697109860
dem ass pimples
>>697110040
Poor fag
>>697109813
I'm jealous you faggot
>>697110145
I'm not poor, I am just kind of messy. I have just never got around to fixing and repainting the wall, this is my lodge.
>>697110040
Nah I took these a few weeks ago and no I'm just into any white European women they can be anorexic or obese as long as I get to pump me seed in them
AYyyyyyyyy lmao
>>697110335
Topkek, how big is your penis exactly, because I couldn't see any of her holes.
>>697109589
>>697109841
I have chronic depression and anxiety and all that bullshit. I have 0 self esteem, so anything that requires me to be proud or have a thick skin I struggle with. I was cheated on by my 2nd ex (have only had 3 gf's, with the 3rd now) and that ruined me a bit.
I'm just broken anons. If you wanted something to get you wet or hard you're better off looking at porn sites
>>697110335
Before I called you a pussy. Now I like you. Some OC To match yours
>>697110035
>It's a no from me
from spain
>>697110561
7.5" she's a big bitch tho like 5'9 not easy to please but her tits are amazing
>>697109641
thanks /b/ro
Is thread kill?
>>697110623
same I'm liking this shitskin.
>>697109327
ur ruining the fantsy
>>697110737
Damn, I'm still finishing up my masters in Economics and management, but I would KILL for some pussy like that in my university.
>>697110737
Yeah, as I thought you've got some cock, but then again you would need some cock for a curvey woman.
>>697110737
Mooaar tiits pls
>>697100857
>>697111198
Fucking her is like running a marathon I swear shits hard but it's worth it
>>697111423
I'm digging your hair dude
>>697111483
>"Fucking her is like a marathon"
My fucking sides. I like you and you have some good taste.
>>697110568
even so, that can't bear on the quality of your D. I mean, you do seem to pick up chicks
>>697111421
Sorry anon, my IP must have changed. I didnt get a (you)
I'm 17, not OP's brother but we look similar.
Ban incoming. :)
>>697111483
What country do you live in?
>>697100857
>>697112118
Somewhere in europe
>>697112086
If I were you I would struggle uploading pictures of myself too.
>>697112010
Its 6". Average as fuck
Only reason I get chicks is because of my overly sensitive and caring personality. I can make them smile and laugh and because ive spent so much time being sad, its just second nature to me.
Only problem is girls don't want monogamous relationships anymore, they either entertain other dudes or straight up hop on their cock.
It bothers me so much because I'm dating them because I love them, you know? I'd never do that to them, why do they do it to me? Makes me feel worthless
>>697112379
Where in Europe, it's not as if I can track you from you telling me what country you live in.
>>697112390
Why is that? What do you mean? Because I'm fugly or because of my mental issues?
>>697112421
perhaps because teenage relationships are volatile?
rate my pussy
>>697112421
If average af, is it snipped?
>>697112421
That's a broad conclusion to draw from having had only one unfaithful gf...
![IMG_2270[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Va4xdNF.jpg "IMG_2270[1].jpg")
>>697112521
Perhaps, I just dont understand why. It's as if theyre just there for moral support.
Is it because they're immature? Or are they just using me?
>>697112502
All of it really, I wouldn't want to go near you if I was a woman, in fact judging by your clear insecurities and lack of confidence I would probably not want to spend time with you period.
>>697112637
If this is actually you, you should kill yourself NOW!
>>697112421
I hate to sound like a conversion cheerleader but.
If girls aren't your thing, dip your toe into the gay pool, if you don't like no harm no foul.
But if you're that insecure and women just bring you down, maybe you need a change of pace.
>>697112640
having no context, it may well be the former. as in, they genuinely are attracted to you, so they date you. but then an opportunity comes along to do shit w/ someone else they fancy, and they don't have the empathy or impulse control to turn it down.
Guess my nationality
>>697112616
Every other girlfriend and chick ive dated was too busy texting other guys and allowing them to say and do shit only their partner should say and do.
That girl was the only one that's been brave enough to freely hop on 7 or 8 dicks while we were together afaik
>>697112546
Uncut
>>697112421
Dude, are you me? No that can't be because you're at least confident enough to talk to girls. Other than that though you pretty much described me exactly.
>>697112874
nationality?
>>697112862
Mexican, puteo rican or American.
>>697113020
Wrong
>>697112829
Girls are definitely my thing anon, cock is not for me. I just find it hard to find a nice faithful girl that isn't full of herpes.
>>697112835
Thanks for the explanation.
>>697113111
Terrorist
>>697113150
Well, any cancellation. You're very handsome, and you should have a bit more self confidence.
I know it's easier said than done, but really. Believe in yourself.
>>697113161
No, wrong again
>>697110374
are you deaf or somethin
well here i am
>>697112933
I talk to them because I've been their friend for a year or so beforehand. Its not easy for me, but it isnt exactly hard either.
Sound like if we knew each other, I'd consider you a real bro.
>>697112987
New Zealand, so white in every aspect possible.
>>697112933
Dude, show me your fucking dick, I want to see it, I mean the shit skin showed his dick, in fact he showed him literally fucking his girlfriend!
>>697113319
there you be
>>697113237
Thank you, i find it hard because I have little muscle mass. I'm not exactly weak, but I can't lift 100kg like other guys can. Its depressing.
>>697113237
consolation*?
>>697113588
I lived in NZ for 8 months. If I still did, I'd be your friend. :\
>>697113647
and ya sorry I'm a spaz
>>697113319
For comparison, here's what I looked like back in 2008 when I first found /b/.
>>697105395
timestamp pls
>>697113720
I live in Australia, I'm just from NZ.
>>697109921
>>697113435
No way.
>>697114281
Why wont you bless us with a dick pic?
>>697100857
>>697113091
you look like someone I know. area code?
>>697113835
My hairs a mess as well as my bathroom but here
>>697114862
Holy shit, what is it like being a beef eater?
>>697112421
I feel that so hard bro. Girls want someone protective and strong. It sucks.
>>697114281
I want my dick pic, bro.
Anyone still here?
>>697114919
I must say you dont give up easily :^)
>>697115301
Unfortunately, yes.
>>697115161
I'm protective, just not very strong. What I dont understand is if they want to be with someone else why would they date me in the first place?
>>697114919
pretty
>>697115274
You'll probably save it and then post it in any thread I post my face in.
>>697115544
Thanks!
>>697115359
Thanks I think
>>697115570
No, I promise, you have my word, why would I save a dick on my computer, the worst thing I have on here are get rekt gifs, I would hate for someone to find I have dicks on my computer. Come on.
>>697115570
Also, if you don't have your face in it, then it will just be another picture of a dick.
>>697100857
>>697115570
Come on, I want that dick pic.
>>697106062
7/1
>>697115570
I guess I'm not getting my dick pic then.
>>697112933
I love your eyebrows... Post your dick pics, please... I'm fingering myself already!
>>697117453
>being so thirsty for dick that you're literally begging for it
Lmao
>>697118164
goddess/10
>>697118164
you look yucky
Yooo
>>697118164
weird face, so ugly fuck...
>>697118159
Hey,he has been speaking about his dick so I want to see it.
>>697118303
Thanks
>>697118554
Would smash
>>697118554
hello, m'lady!
>>697118554
Timestamp and tits
>>697118915
go to bed, you're ugly!
>>697118554
bullshit
>>697118794
Would smash/10. Fuck
>>697118996
Of course (:
>>697119187
Thanks?
>>697119740
>girls this beautiful come on 4chan
post boobs please before i kill myself
>>697118164
fuking feminist, burn in hell.
>>697119740
Write Vitaminlean on your tits or on the paper ! :p it'll be a great b-day present :D
>>697119740
Tight. Cheers.
>>697119934
Post ID cunt, it's not your birthday you thirsty nigger.
>>697100857
>posts pic to get other peoples opinion
>Gets rated by the ugliest people on the planet
>starts to feel proud and morph in a Chad
Sorry mate, you're nowhere close to attractive.
Also, Males should stop whiteknighting the girls here. You won't get nudes nor will you get laid over the internet.
Sincerely,
A normal human being.
>>697119740
You don't get it.
I can't move on.
here's no such thing for me.
I never will get over you.
I'll never forget about you.
I'll never stop loving you.
I'll message you every damn day.
If you ignore me I'll keep at it
And if you just stop coming online maybe I'll really just kill myself.
also
look what you did to me!
>>697119934
Is this ok ?
>>697120481
god, I bet even this kid >>697120272
is bigger than you
I don't feel well
>>697119901
I'm not though
>>697115482
Aww why unfortunately?
