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Whats the saddest story you can think of in four words.
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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Niggers with equal rights
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Please welcome President Trump
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>>697063153
He should've won.
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Op will surely deliver
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>>697063027
Niggers tongue my anus
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>>697063027
Anne Frank is the hottest jew since Auschwitz
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The day Moot left.
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Harambe isn't with us.
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gibe de p0ssy b0ss
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muslims will never stop
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>>697063027
it doesnt matter anymore
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>>697063027
God is not real
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>>697063027
Then he woke up
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Death, poo and taxes.
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Only silence, as always
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muslims in my country
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>>697063027

Your Mother.
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it could have been
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>>697063027
Death is not enough
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Centipedes? In MY vagina?
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I lost her again
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I came in her
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>>697063027

The grinder was empty.
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Grave of the Fireflies
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>>697063027
Flowers for Algernon ending
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>>697063027
OP is a faggot
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The crib remained silent
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>>697063027
op is a faggot
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She won't laugh again
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You are not enough
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Misaki didn't save me
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argonians were never free
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I never get dubs
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I hoarsely cry why?
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She doesn't love you.
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Look in the mirror
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>>697063576
p sure thats more than 4 words
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Moot will never return
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>>697063027
I don't love you
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dicks out for harambe
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>>697063027
The 2016 presidential election
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Fuel melts steel beams
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>>697063027
your fucking life op
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>>697063027
Original Poster was born.
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>>697063153
>>697063247
Rest in peace.
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>>697063027
Me you us me.
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>>697063401
/thread
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The life of Acnekun.
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>>697063027

My daughter's seeing Jamal
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Niggers are obsolete machinery
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>>697063027
OP is a faggot
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>>697066330

Is this the Swede who like 40k?
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>>697063705
underrated
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I wasn't good enough
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anne franks diary wanks
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>>697063027
my dick fell off
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>>697063027
can't find your dick
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>>697061392
CICADA 3301 IS HERE
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Still love my ex...
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Baby shoes, never worn.
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My pregnant wife died
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trump wins the elections
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Everything will be fine.
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I shaved for nothing
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>>697063027
get to da choppa
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>>697063027
OP is a nigger
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>>697063027

That boy ain't right.
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I masterbate to loli
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>>697065929

back to /lit/ you faggot
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>>697065236
I haven't read this but Philip K. Dick is a fucking genius. I say "is" because the empire never ended. Also, KING FELIX!
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>>697063027
still a lonely virgin
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>>697063027
Hitler did nothing wrong
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The bar is closed.

I'm out of weed.
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I browse 4chan daily.
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You will die alone
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>>697067392
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>these are meme arrows
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>>697063027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UihTC-G6ss

Not Riding The Bus
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nuclear war is inevitable
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SHE NEVER EVEN EXISTED!!!!
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>>697063027
she's said no twice
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That is no moon
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She asked for it.
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>>697063027
i woke up alone
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>>697063027
We don't talk anymore
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>>697066605
>>697066610

almost hivemind
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i needa take a'shit
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>>697063027
she doesn't love me
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>>697063027
I fucked your wife
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>>697067815
Oof
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>>697063027
Niggers rape white women
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>>697067161
PKD didn't even write that story nigga
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BABY SHOES NEVER SHOES
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I will die alone.
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Right into the news
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>>697063027
anne frank is hot
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>>697063027
>Time to wake up
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Not four words, but it's sad to think that the majority of us will die either from cancer or obesity, slowly and painfully.
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I've never felt alive
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>>697068527
Not if I kill myself first, faggot!
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>>697063027
NO FRIENDS. ALL ALONE.
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Nothing grows for ever.
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And then she went
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>>697068894
>for ever
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i dropped my hot-pocket
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All Will End, Someday
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>>697069049
Flunk a grade worthy.
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>>697063027

The Koran is true.
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>>697065230
fucking hell, that will stick with me.
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>>697063027

The holocaust never happened
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Hillary isn't in prison
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I majored in English.
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My thread creating attempts
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God tier dinofurry necrophilia
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I bump my threads.
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coming out? dont, faggot
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>>697069049
Damn I'm really sorry for your loss. Things will get better man.
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Home with no alcohol
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Story of my life
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She never loved you.
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>>697063027
I never learned how to count
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>>697063027
my own fucking life
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>>697063027
Spider in my room.
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>>697063698
Please stop ;_;
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He will die in our time
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Steel ball run's ending
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death is always alone
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Winner winner chicken dinner
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My waifu isn't real
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Kurisu euphemia nina lucy
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i browse 4chan daily
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>>697063027
Baby shoe sale, unused
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I won't be happy
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my nigga harambe dead
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>>697071665
Dude...
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Stepped on Lego's brick.
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I've got terminal cancer
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>>697072000
checked

Tongue punch my fartbox
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The 4runnet disappeared?!! Masaka!!!!!
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>>697072000
>trips of truth
RIP anon
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>>697063027
How about my life
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>>697063698
RIP in pizzas, dear friend.
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Baby shoes, never worn.
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>>697063027
Mother died in sleep
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>>697063027

I am on 4chan
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>>697073900
Somebody went to college!
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>>697063027
Little Addie Lynn Fausett
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>>697064158
You like to lie I see
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You cannot be saved
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Game of Thrones delayed
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She never loved me
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Don't make noise Anne
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Ash please wake up
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>>697063027
When i was 7, my mom died in a car crash.
My father, which was married to her since they we're both 23&21 was devistated.

He had a kid to take care of alone, and a huge morgage on his hands which he had no idea how he will pay off.

Even though he started working two jobs that cost him his sleep, health, and all of his time, he still made sure to read me a bed time story every time before i went to sleep.

My favourit book was, "The little prince" because of it's morals that the ones you love always live on in your heart, even though they're gone .

My dead always teared up when he read that story to me. And sometimes, so did i.

My father was a minimum wage worker and he always told me that to build a good life for myself i should find a good life and build a good family which i love, because that's the most important thing in life - your family.

As for a job, he had one rule. "Make it about helping people, because money comes and for a, but satisfaction? That stays in your heart, and that's what keeps you going.

Years went by and i did every thing i could to get good grades. For a time it seemd like we were doing good. And even though it was just the two of is, he always made sure ill eat good, and never made me feel like im missing out on something. He was The perfect father.

When i was 22 years old things were looking better than ever since i got in to med school. I was going to be a doctor, and just like my father hoped for me to do - i was on my way to help people.

When i was in my 20's, i get the love of my life in med school. she was perfect, and even my father told me right away - she was the one.

Time went by , and so did life. I became a man my bother would have been proud to call a son, and my father always told me that im on the right path to make this dream Come true - standing next to me on my wedding day after i finish with my studies and become a doctor.

V
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Ariel Winter's boob reduction
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>>697075551
on my last year of school , my father, who was my everything , was diagnosed with a violent cancer. He had 6-8 months to live, at best.

I asked jessica to marry me, and she said yes. I was in a race against time to make my dad's dream Come true. To see me get married, after i graduate.

Soon , ill graduate with honor from med school, and tomrrow, i'm getting married to the love of my life.

3 days ago my father passed away, and his final words were "ill always be with you, and if you ever need me, just look at the stars and know im there, looking right black at you, with your mother .

Spent the last nights looking at the stars. Cant stop crying. I did my best, but it wasnt enough.

You want a 4 words sad story , op?
Here's a few ...

"I did my best "
"Sorry i was late "
"Wish you were here"

"I miss you, dad . "
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>>697063027
See You Space Cowboy
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>>697065230
Kek
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>>697063027
She never came back.
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>>697063027
but I was pregnant
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>>697063027
my new boyfriends black
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>>697063027
She was mine once.
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>>697063027

Dad raped me too
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>>697063027
...ne but not forgotten
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>>697063027

I fucking didn't vote
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Indian wearing cowboy hat...
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>>697063027

only wants head though.
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help me feel again
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Danny wants some tits
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>>697063027

We can defeat them.
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I'm sorry gyro
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>>697063583
And also the Game.
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Baby clothes, never worn
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>>697063027
Elderly slept, never awoke.
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This isn't a dream
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>>697079264
It's "shoes", dingus.
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I'm not coming home....
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>>697065028
I like it.
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Unfortunately, you were born.
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>>697063027
Dick in a blender
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>>697075049
BRUTAL.
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No reply mom dies
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Hillary is gonna win.
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>>697066808
the right answer.
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>>697080146
oh
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>>697075631
...holy fucking shit.
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I can't call anyone
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She suffered terribly son.
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>>697075631
don't forget

"niggers ruin every thing"
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No one loves me
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Ebola was worth it
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licking your mom's pussy
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The beginning of Up
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friday night on /b/
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just shit my pants
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- I wish I'd tried.

- What might have been.
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nigger cock is better
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>>697078362
Dot or feather? Either way, underrated post.
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you wife's black lover
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never fucked an asian
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You're not, are you?
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america's FIRST black president
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grape ape rape gape!
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your mom just called
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Donald trump for president
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my anus is bleeding
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>>697081554


spoon was too big!
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I miss you, mum.
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/pol/ was right agian.
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>>697081699
well played you nigger
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this fucking thread again
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>>697081699

maximum adolf
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she was the one.
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>>697081847
what you did there
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>>697063027

The Witch's Daughter
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>>697081888
too bad she's 9
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>>697064895
four words you idiot
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On toilet, can't poop.
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>>697082002
can't count to four
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>>697063027
I'm still on /b.
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>>697082071
just shit my pants
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>>697063027
Man loves, then dies.
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I felt she didn't
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>>697063027
Please, let her RIP.
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>>697066808
Ernest Hemmingway bro.
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The earth blew up.
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>>697063027
I unzip my penis
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>>697071893
He stole it
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>>697082431
Beyblade?
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>>697073900
Again, Hemmingway.
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You lost the game
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Can't find The Ark.
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>>697082745
again you're on 4chan
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I am here forever.
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>>697082866
As always
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Make America great again
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>I'll never fuck Linetrap
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I am from Russia...
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>>697083158
zomg, i love you
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Everybody walk the dinosaur
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pokemon go is fun!
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People genuinely enjoying /b/
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Daesh fucks baby goats
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Your mother birthed you
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>>697083589
noobs trying to hard
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Obama, You are fired.
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Your daughter, my cock
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You're gonna die alone.
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It did not end.
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>>697083921
Story of my life
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Rest in peace, mom.
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>>697081554
I have ulcerative colitis
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20 bucks of shwag
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Dicks out for Harambe
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Loved her. She's gone.
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>>697063027
OP's Father's parental disappointment.
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Daddy gives no cummies
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>>697078937
you saw that thread too?
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She had a dick
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>>697066808
Came here to post this
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i'm sorry, hes gone.
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Elisa Sinclair is dead.
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What the fuck, nigga
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Not four words, I know.

But.

Everyone I know is going to die and I will die as well, and if that's not the most depressing thing you can think of then your brain is fucked.
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>>697084704
She didn't have a dick
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>>697063027
baby shoes, never worn.
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Strangers, friends, lovers, strangers
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>>697063027
All lives are meaningless
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>>697065230
Unnatural selection?
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Hillary Clinton for president
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>>697066235
Is this that Aryan master race shit I hear so much about? Everyone in that photo looks ugly as fuck except for the girl with the braids, goddamn.
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>>697063027
Anne Frank loved niggers.
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>>697086230
dumbfuck
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Bush did Nine Eleven
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Free babyshoes, never worn
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people belive in "God"
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Day The Music Died.
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>>697063027
doggo walks ;
car accident.
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Why do I try?
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We all die alone.
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Bernie did not win
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Dez caught the ball.
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>Sale: unused baby clothes
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It was my fault
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>>697063027
Let's just be friends
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>>697080139
George RR. Martin died.
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Married her for love
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>>697063027
niggers tongue my anus
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>>697063027
Once upon a time
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>>697089999
>>697090000
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>>697089272

I swear you are sick in the head
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She ended my world
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President Hillary Rodham Clinton
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>>697063027
You are the father.
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Pokemon Go
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>>697063027
All his effort. Worthless.
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Donald Trump is president
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>>697063027
The newfags cant triforce
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You are pathetic COCK.
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We all die alone
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stubbing your big toe and the entier nail rips off
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At least i tried
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