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Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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>>697082662
You.
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bump
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>>697082662

I'm socially awkward.
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>>697082969
I see that you've already looked.
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roooooll
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>>697083073
Kiss me.
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Why do you bully my waifu to tears ?
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>>697083157
i'm always looking
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>>697082662
I'm lonely
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>>697082969
Best plan on sharing that.
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>>697083350
Because she's shit like your taste.
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Hm... Ok. I'm from Russia and I'm alone.
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>>697082662
>be me 20 yo
>have gf
>everiting okay
>we visit her house friends
>can go again vuz her mother dont trus men and she catch us hugging
>wtf?
>also suck on english
>now playing legua of legends
>feel a little better
>mfw
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*So, another poor soul got crushed by a car while playing with Pokemon GO where i live, tell me, how are the death counts looking where you're at for that game? Oh and hi to everyone btw*
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>>697083712
All she did was ask for help beating Yoshika ! And try to scare you !
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>>697082662
Hello Oracle...
Can you tell me muy fortune?
Should i call back my ex?
Will i be ok at work?
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>>697083388
Hang out with us then! Or if you prefer real life friends, try meetup.com. Find some groups for things you're interested in and go to them!
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>>697083712
Do it anyway.
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>>697083487
you know where it is

>>697083863
no incidents here
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>>697083745
Aaaw anon, that sucks, and what about hanging out outside?
>>697083722
My, do tell anon.

Anyway, hi everyone! I'm here to help anon, is everything ok? Come here and let me help you.
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>>697083875
...and try to scare me. She had it coming.

>>697083722
Unfortunately I don't know any sites or anything that could make it easier, but basically you've gotta find groups of people that are interested in things you like or even are a little interested in trying. Join a free or cheap class or something like that, for something you haven't done before but might be interested in learning. Group experiences build friendships!

>>697083745
I'm surprised League of Legends actually makes you feel better. So many angry people in that game... I'm glad it did though!

>>697083863
It's not very high because I live in a rural area. Lots of people do play it, but there's not a lot of traffic or anything.
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>>697084010
*How does that site works? If it's safe i'd like to try it out by myself actually.*

>>697084106
*It's like the third where i'm at, good to hear things are looking fine in your city.*
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>>697084187
we do it, but im the kind of guy that i not going to again... i know when im no welcome in other places, that make feel depresed a little, cuz her friend was a nice girl to me and i actually like her, not like something else but like friends
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>>697084477
The poor girl needs to eat, if she doesn't scare people she'll grow hungry :c
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>>697084512
Ah, anon, i meant going out with her, like the park, shopping, going out for a walk. That sort of things!
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meow

-meowbot
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>>697084826
Too bad.
>Kissu
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>>697084506
what fucking kind of shitty picture is that
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>>697084872
This cat again
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>>697084918
Pretty gay, bro
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>>697085049
and?
>throws a brick

-meowbot
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>>697084477
*I live in a very small city so things like that happen very rarely, but three kids gone in so little time, it almost makes me a little angry. I bet things are looking grim for that game in NY now, or other big cities i guess.*
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>>697084506
Most of the meetups happen in public places and are just people trying to find an excuse to hang out with other people who like the same things. So it seems pretty safe to me.

You sign up, then it'll show you a bunch of various interests that you might have. You click the ones you like, and then it shows you groups that you can join. There's no obligation to actually go to the meetups, but once you're in a group you'll get notified whenever they have one in case you wanna go.

>>697084683
Just like youkai have to do what they do, I have to do what I do. It's just how the balance of nature works in Gensokyo. Besides, I didn't kill her at least.
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>>697085301
*Licks Reimu from her feets to her face*
That's what you get !
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And?
>>697085176
*Pick the brick and throws.
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>>697084992
*A nice picture of the game OFF i found while searching around, but now i have the complete one thanks to you.*
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>>697085435
>There was a clone Parsee waiting there to kiss you.
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>>697085556
>throws the brick back

-meowbot
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>>697085657
I think we are going to drive some anons away with the ERP. ;u;
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I lost an ebay auction for a pokemon music box I wanted..
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>>697085301
*Oh ok, sounds like a nice place to meet interesting people, i'll have to check it later then, have you ever tried it?*

>>697085556
*Please tell me that i'm wrong about what i think it's happening in that picture.*
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>>697085723
*Draw the gun and points at you*
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>>697085956
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

-meowbot
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>>697085969
I haven't actually been to a meetup since I lost my transportation but I joined some groups and stuff.
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>>697085969
The cow is spewed some milk at her.
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>>697085971
>releases brickbot 9000

-meowbot
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>>697086066
Don't make fun of Hikari.
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>>697085853
It sucks that you an't make a clone.
>>697085827
Trust me when I say this isn't erp.
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>>697085956
Aww, that sucks. Was it the only one?
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Sometimes it feels like my girlfriend bails for almost no reason, even though I know its not true. Basically its just me being insecure, aside from this, I am 10/10 boyfriend, correct amount of everything else, just struggle when she leaves because shes sick (she is not the healthiest right now) or when shes tired (her meds make her tired).

I love her a lot and she loves me too, I know it, I just feel shit when shes not around and I feel like she should be.

How deal with these feelings of insecurity?
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>>697086207
...hue

-meowbot
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>>697086167
COME AT ME BRO!
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Hi people, sorry I haven't been here my life has gone to hell. My parents are fighting even more and I haven't been able to get online

-Azazel
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>>697086321
i'll let brickbot handle it

-meowbot
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>>697086066
So mean.

>>697086207
You're my hero!

>>697086254
It's super rare and old, and plays a music box version of the first Japanese OP, Mezase Pokemon Master. I've been watching ebay for months to find one.
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>>697086145
*Mm, suuure! Since when milk is sticky enough to stay entagled between your hair in such a big quantity?*

>>697086107
*And how would you describe the overall experience you had with the groups you joined?*
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>>697086275
You need to try and get more things going on in your life. More friends, more interests and hobbies, things that take the place of her occupying such a big chunk of your attention that you can't stand to not be around her. People do need space sometimes in a relationship, so it's good that you're willing to try to give it to her.
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>>697086275
Just try to think rationaly when those thoughts come to you, anon, you said it yourself, it's not her the one bailing you out but it's her condition instead the one that makes her leave early, Remember and repeat that to yourself everytime you think about that, and you'll end up believing it in the end!
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Hello, could u please tell me what is going on with my love life
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>>697086275
>I just feel shit when shes not around and I feel like she should be.

Yeah man, you sound pretty attached to her. you've gotta find some hobbies and hang out with your other friends to keep your mind off of her. You can't let yourself be so dependent on her.
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>>697086254
Dicking around aside. I recently burnt myself and I need a suggestion on how to deal with the pain.
Is there anything that will help with it besides water.
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>>697086515
*Well, what would be exactly a good way to make you feel better about it?*
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>>697086515
Wow, I'm sorry then...

>>697086535
They all seem like nice, normal people. None of the shady stuff you see on Craigslist and stuff like that. You get a profile picture too, so usually you can see who you're going to be meeting and that makes it feel a little safer than something that's totally Anonymous.
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>>697086515 HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

-hue'ing meowbot
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>>697086447
Okay then
>>697086535
It's a secret.
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>>697086754
Rolling for anon.
>>697086275
And these anons >>697086615 >>697086782
Are giving pretty solid advise as well, you should take it.
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>>697086950
Wait ! You're so fast.. I have something to tell you !
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>>697086868
Have you tried aloe, that stuff is great for burns

-Azazel
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>>697082662
I asked some questions last Friday. I was in a bad place mentally and got some really good insight from everyone who joined in. I just wanted to stop by and say thank you.
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>>697086868
Aloe vera, black tea bags, honey, coconut oil, or lemon juice.

That last one sounds kinda iffy, so I dunno if I'd try that, but those are the home remedies I've heard of before.
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Dansu
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>>697086929
Nothing, I just wanted to mope.

>>697087007
I laughed~
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>>697087084
Oh? What is it?

>>697087136
Thanks, Anonymous! I'm glad we could help you!
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>>697086615
Yeah, I understand this. We have a really communicative relationship, we talk about everything and even though it hasn't come to it yet, any time one of us wants a break from the other, we have promised to be open about it. It's definitely not that she wants a break, she even feels really guilty leaving.

As for hobbies, I have been a bit slack, the relationship is kind of new and this is advice I have given to myself on numerous occasions when feeling this way, thanks anon.

Usually am not this guy, but this girl has me feeling dumb about her, not sure if its a good thing or not.

Same goes to >>697086782 thanks bro.

>>697086646

Yeah definitely, I tell myself similar stuff, thanks anon.

Helps to just say this stuff to someone, feel heaps better just getting it off my chest.

You guys are troopers, love you all!
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>>697086868
*If i am not wrong toothpaste should work to relieve the pain, but it should only work with minor burns,btw do never apply ice on them as it could further damage the skin by making it harder for the blood to flow freely.*
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I think I pooped out arabic for Allah into my toilet... What should I do?
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>>697087378
Booo !~
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>>697087136
I'm glad that the community could help you, anon, lots of love for you too!
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Will she ever love me?
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>>697087135
I don't have that. All I have in my house is baking soda, some soda and milk. Also have some ice.
>>697087185
Read above.
>>697087466
Well fuck my life. Already put some ice on it.
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>>697087574
Fuck off.
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>>697082662
It's friday night and i am at home alone bored should i go out to a bar? i've never actually gone to one before. and is it normal to go to one alone?
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>>697087767
e-ehh ? Won't you at least pretend to be scared..?
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>>697087400
It's natural in a new relationship. I got into one a few months ago and at first I was really stupid about it. It feels like if you don't hang on at every moment, she might meet someone else or whatever. But those are just temporary emotions that come along with finding someone new that you really enjoy, so it's best not to act on them. I don't know how to make them go away, exactly, but usually time does the trick once you stabilize and get a better sense of how solid your relationship is.
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Roll

-Azazel
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>>697087316
i swear to god, i saw a gif that had a kid dancing kind of the same with a dog

-meowbot
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>>697087861
No now fuck off.
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>>697087554
Suicide-homicide pact obviously, anon.
>>697087400
Glad i could help somehow, your happiness is my satisfaction anon, and good luck!
>>697087720
Milk? I don't know if that could help with burns, look it up!
>>697087857
Well, it's something to do, instead of staying home bored, isn't it?
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>>697087316
I understand this gif on a spiritual level.
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>>697087994
How do I become scary then..
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>>697082662
Hey Reimu, i am the ice cream anom from the last night, up for a 2nd date?
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>>697087012
*A secret i'm very close to discover since you're not good at lying!*

>>697086950
*Seems pretty safe then, thank you for mentioning this site.*

>>697087361
*Well, it's a shame, but we'll try to bring a smile on your face then, i don't know if it can help but trying surely won't hurt.*
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>>697088185
By fucking off.
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>>697088185
Be me

-Azazel
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>>697087361
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEUUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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>>697087857
It happens, but I've never been to one by myself. I've only been to a bar once with someone else and it was pretty awkward even then.. but that's just anxiety.

A lot of people are there to meet people, whether they're accompanied or not, so it's not like you'd be doing anything weird. No one will ask, but even if they did, you could just say you wanted to drink.

>>697087861
Aha! That was my evil twin!

...but would it even do the trick if I just pretended to be scared? Does it feed you if it's not a real emotion?
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>>697082662
Rolling

~Zero
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>>697088063
I know milk helps with spicy food.
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>>697088288
No bully Kogasa!
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>>697088331
forgot to fucking sign

-meowbot
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>>697088288
Please stop being so rude to me !
>>697088297
I see I see
>>697088351
I just want to feel useful..
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>>697087720
*It's not like you'll have to amputate your arm, it's really nothing to worry about but it surely won't be very pleasant.*
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>>697088423
Why should I?
>>697088489
Only when you fuck off.
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>>697088185
You should buy a gun, people tend to be scared when you pull one of those to their faces, even after you say "It's just a prank brah!"
>>697088228
Oh, i remember you, specially when you got all lovey dovey with Reimu senpai~
>>697088364
Hell yeah, do you have any kind of herb?
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>>697088489
I can't help you there. Maybe you could try waiting until it rains and then finding people who didn't bring an umbrella with them.
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>>697088351
>but that's just anxiety.
I'm a bit worried about that too i've got mild social anxiety but i've been trying harder lately to get over it. i feel like going out like this would be a good next step but i'm not sure if i am ready for it or not.
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>>697088123
*I have this one if you're a Ravelord Nito fan! Anyway saved.*
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>>697088464
Nah, a second date sounds way better, i can handle sleep depravation pretty well anyways
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>>697088582
It hurts.
>>697088690
Nope.
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>>697082662
Idk how to make my girlfriend cum help me
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>>697088722
But I can't find my umbrella...
>>697088690
I should invest in a big gun then~
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>>697087617
If she doesn't, ignore her. If you're married, show her in every way you can. But it's summer, so I'm thinking the former. Good luck anon.
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>>697088802
Ask yourself... what's the worst that could happen? You end up not talking to anyone, or you end up spilling spaghetti... but most of the people there will be at least slightly drunk, and having a couple of drinks yourself might loosen you up and make it easier to connect with someone.

Even if things go wrong, it's just a bunch of strangers that you never have to see again. Even if you go back, the same people probably won't even be there. So it might be a good experiment.
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>>697089052
No, you need demonic rituals

-Azazel
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Goooood evening!
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>>697088989
Selectively applied friction is key

>>697089202
Hello milk lady
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>>697088802
You should definitly do it, Booze actually helps the ideas flow better and pretty much give some confidence boost, but only when tipsy, beyond that you're just going to get drunk and thrown out.
>>697088989
You should ... uuuh... i don't really know how to approach this one, anon, please forgive me this time.
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>>697089202
Hello

-Azazel
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>>697088904
*Oh god! I'm afraid we'll actually have to cut! But don't worry! I hot my degree by watching Dr. House, Scrubs and other things like that, honestly, you could've never hoped in a better medic. -maniacal laughter-*
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>>697089241
And what does "Selectively applied friction" mean ?
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How dose one achieve the will to go on? I have no motivation to do anything
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>>697089202
Vert!
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>>697088814
Well then, I'm not gonna turn down free ice cream~

>>697089052
B-but you are-...

Nevermind. Sorry.
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>>697089153
>>697089294
I think you two are right. Thanks for the advice guys i really needed to hear that.
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>>697082662
I can't tell if my boyfriend loves me, he doesn't express any affection and I don't know what to do anymore. He's not cheating or anything, I just don't know why he's so blank.
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>>697089378
Ehh, you want me to say?

Jokes aside half of it is mental. If her mind's not into it it'll be that much harder.
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>>697089482
So hows been since last time? hope that headache didnt last for long
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>>697089463
I honestly don't know, the only reason I'm here is because I can never do anything right, that being said just be curious or something. Find an intrest for something.

-Azazel
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>>697089202
hi vert
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>>697089482
t-that's the joke
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>>697087608
You did help. So much. I didn't an hero cause of you all. Have always used /b/ for trolling for laughs, but when I needed it, you were the only guys there. Thank you all.
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>>697088989
*It's easy, you just need to go full RAMMING SPEED! When you see her.*

>>697089241
*Geez, what happened to your clothes Seija?*
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>>697088989
Well, what seems to be the problem? What have you tried?

>>697089202
Hello onee-chan!

>>697089463
You've gotta find a thing that gets you excited. It might take some trial and error... try meetup.com or looking for classes you can take. It can be anything, really. Anything you can learn and improve in. Having the ability to get better at something makes it more likely to be fulfilling.

...man, I should be getting sponsorship from those guys with how often I recommend them to people.
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>>697089482
I got the dubs, could I get a reading for love life

-Azazel
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>>697089241
Is milk lady just my name now?

>>697089319
How are you?

-Vert

>>697089473
Nep!

>>697089681
Oh look it's Halo.

>>697089769
How is my imouto doing today?
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>>697089488
Glad i could help, anon, your happiness is my satisfaction, now go out and have a drink on our names, or just get wasted, whatever suits you most.
>>697089463
Please elaborate, anon, i need to know a bit more in order to help.
>>697089523
I always tell people to do the same, but it's because it gets the job done, you should really sit down with him and have a talk about where is the relationship going and explain him what are your concerns and ask him what does he thinks about it. I hope this helps.
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>>697089905
Is it scary how unfunny it was !
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>>697089723
Selectively applied friction.

>>697089970
For now
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>>697089999

>9999
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>>697089999
Check me plebs.
>>697089703
You're always welcome, anon, everyone is~
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>>697089970
Armpits and big titties? I can appreciate this. Not quite Manifest Breastiny levels, but good enough.
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>>697089678
My only interests is video games.. not exactly a healthy and pratical thing for the future

>>697089769
Normally I say no to anything involving people since I'm a loner and I do not feel loneliness but I don't really have anything going on so it shouldn't hurt to give it a go

>>697089999
Finding a purpose in life, the will to go to college (learning disability here.. extremely discouraged because hard time graduating highschool)
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>>697089970
Generally horrific. Just plain bad

-Azazel
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Frank from a few threads ago. Had relationship issues.

Figured people would appreciate an update. Things seem okay, I suppose.Still wondering about sowing my wild oats.

Work's been rough, so I may be too out of it to keep my thought process on the path it was.

Also, hello everyone!
>pic unrelated, my doggo
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>>697089155
I be getting dubs reading please

-Azazel
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>>697090512
Cute doggo, can has pets?
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>>697090100
*But that brings on the table the question, who applied the friction in the first place?*
>>697090263
*WOAH THERE! Wasn't McCree the perfect American hero?*
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>>697089523
Some people have dulled emotions or just don't know how to express themselves intimately-- it's especially common in guys, because they're taught since childhood that showing any kind of weakness or vulnerability is "sissy" and they're supposed to be tough. Sadly, it's emotionally beaten out of them until they don't know how to function in a relationship.

If there are no other problems, that's probably the case for him, but only he can fix that problem really. Depending on how deeply ingrained it is, it might take therapy. You could try couple's therapy with him, if he's willing.

>>697089670
A good night's sleep with an ice pack on my head fixed it right up. Seems it was just a random migraine or something.

I've been okay since then, though. How about you?

>>697089821
>Two of Pentacles
Vast change and fluctuations. A need to balance many skills when planning ahead.

>Ten of Pentacles (Reversed)
The negative effects of vast wealth and the restrictive effects of long tradition.

>Six of Cups (Reversed)
A hankering after the past and that which is gone and never to return. Vanity and pride in past success and accomplishment creating a barrier to future success.
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>>697087991
found the gif


-meowbot
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>>697090263
Manifest Breastiny levels are impressive.

>>697090346
Why's that?

-Vert
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>>697090631

Proceed.
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>>697090263
Is that Maple?
>>697090301
There is no such thing as a purpose, anon, don't be silly~
Just keep busy! Even though that's pretty vague it's also pretty much the only way to go, you could join the army or something, they're always busy doing something, wether is training or... i don't know, whatever soldiers do i guess.
>>697090585
Thanks for recognizing my GET'ing skills, anon.
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Friiiiiidaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~!!
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>>697090692
Just fine, my gfx card got busted up yesterday but nothing i couldnt fix. Been reading and writing a little bit while my pc was knocked out.

Been drawing anything of late?
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>>697091043
>Not recognizing the great battleship Iowa

>>697091133
Gotta get down on Friday
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>>697091043
Oh gods no, I'm a spoiled manchild, I will not last long in bootcamp
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Well that was interesting.

Rolling for a tarot for Remi.
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>>697091001
*flip*
bwahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>697090999
Nice get.
My life has gone to hell. My parents keep fighting with each other so I can't really do anything without getting caught in the crossfire. Also my last friend moved recently and I can only contact then when my parents are in a good mood, which is never. So ya that's why
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>>697090010
I actually did think it was a little funny... sorry.

>>697090512
Good to hear it's going okay, at least. Sorry you're having a rough time at work.

>>697090301
It could be that friends are just what you need! Having connections, people you wanna help with their goals and who wanna help you with yours... they give a foundation to life that makes it more enjoyable than it is when you're going it alone.

Even the most introverted person has to have some people to rely on and grow with.
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>>697091392
Still rolling. I hope Remi is reading this right now.
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>>697091308
heck no
friday evenings are meant for sleep
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>>697091133
*My pc has something to say about this, he thinks it's saturday and machines are always right because our flesh is weak and all that stuff.*
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>>697091469
I am going to starve at this rate...
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>>697091397
DOGGO IS NOT AN AUSSIE.

>>697091469
It's not rough, per say, but the hours suck. Been getting up at 4AM every day since last Monday for work. This Monday will be the first day off since.
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>>697091578
Have some pudding

-Azazel
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>>697091473
I can't get dubs whenever I need dubs, apparently.
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>>697091578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ld9U3Fnvjc

We should team up and start another rebellion!
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>>697091473
*Do you know how she is at the moment? I haven't seen her in something like, i don't know, a lot of time.*
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>>697091461
That's unfortunate. I've lost contact with too many friends in the past, and it hurts every time.
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>>697091679
That is flan....
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>>697091523
are you from the future?
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>>697091379
D I S C I P L I N E ! ! 1 !
And who knows, you might like it, or maybe they'll make a disciplined man-man.
>>697091503
Hello there.
>Sleeping on weekends, pfft.
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>>697091211
Well, lately all my artwork has been focused on sprites, because that's what I get paid to do. Not quite enough though, so I've been spending a lot of time looking for other ways to boost my income a little.
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>>697091469
I have friends, hell the two friends that matter to me are pratically my bros, still somtimes I feel like a burden laying my problems on them

Even with bros like them, I still have my moments where I want to isolate myself from everyone to hear myself think.. speaking of friends.. I am having one problem with a.. "former" best friend which is what is bothering me the most
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>>697090666
Even if you got trips I'm not going to tell you
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>>697082662
No girl will ever love me...
I want to kill myself but I know that my family will be very depressed about it
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>>697091871
>you might like it
Sure if you're a masochist, people online I've spoke to said they hate themselves for going but I suppose disapline is the real reason to go

-Kirito
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>>697091845
*Actually yes, which is why i can alway keep track of people and know what's happening all the time.*
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>>697091682
Oh well.
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>>697091679
I know about puddings, my kind sir, and that right there, it's a flan.
>>697092109
I... I kinda am in fact.
~Neptune
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IMAGE CAP
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
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>>697091871
I need to catch up on lots of sleeps, goodnight <3
>>697092172
That's sounds like a very boring way to live :/
nini~

~ikarous
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Hello everyone

The decision has been finalized

I will be going next week

-Sweet Roll
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>>697092394
Night night!
~Neptune.
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>>697092445
What decision?
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>>697092445
damnit sweet roll
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>>697092344
That's what I meant, I'm really tired today

-Azazel
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>>697091911

Ever thought of doing commissions? You can cash some extra money for a quick sketch.
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>>697092007
*I am Satan Seija! Brimstone will come to you in every The Binding of Isaac run you'll have! But only if you tell me ofc.*
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>>697092614
Going out camping with his family for a week.
~Neptune
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>>697092753
Idk it's kinda op so I'd rather not beat the game like that anymore. Also I don't play that game anymore.
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>>697092409
>>697092409
>>697092409

new bread
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