Bitchz get in here
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Bitchz get in here
reminder to love thy brother
I fucking hate my brother
sounds like your problem
>>696765505
Hope that it was just a hookup and not something romatic. If it was just a hookup don't worry about it, it happens so often it's almost a cliché.
>>696765856
That sounds pretty horrific. What kind of implants were u thinking about? Can't I just use my Bad-Dragon drilldo?
>>696766245
I feel obliged to view it as a requirement, but I tend to make exceptions. The real question is: do you or do you not dislike Hawaiian pizza?
>>696766467
Oh we are totally. Everyone is. As a matter of fact, we are legally allowed to cultivate our own weed crops.
Not everyone is in to incest like you, Demos.
>>696767681
That's an acceptable substitute. Kind of impersonal though.
>>696767144
I am more seksy
#Humansaregods
#humans are goda
well it wasnt like that until you made it like that chet
You don't know my brother
>>696767681
Jokes on you, I never tried it
I love vesuvio though
nef I am number one and you know it
>>696767777
What this person said was approved by Zeus himself
>>696767845
I know, but I like to keep my dick a dick :< Would you like anything as a compensation?
>>696767937
You will live to see another day. Do you mean the vulcano or a pizza? I don't know a pizza called like that
Incorrect, I am number 1
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>>696768291
Your dick.
>>696767681
> "we are legally allowed to cultivate our own weed crops"
No you are not.
>>696767892
Your history of posting Matsus performing romantic or sexual acts made it like that, Demos.
>>696768566
no proof
>>696768291
Maybe it's called something else in English, but it looks like this. It's basically just ham
>>696768682
But we both know you have. We both know, Demos. That is what matters.
>>696768549
Well in that case I think we're all set. You like to cut to the chase or a nice back massage first?
>>696768566
Why are you so hard to trick? We are, but no more than 5 and under very strict restrictions.
>>696768765
How is that a pizza? Does it have tomato sauce? What's it called in your language? I still got a few pizzas on my to do list and I'm interested
>>696769381
I was assuming it was called vesuvio in all languages, and which pizza doesn't have tomato sauce? There's also cheese and stuff, the standard things
>>696769381
Back massage first. I hate being the one that has to pay back the debt.
Wait did I just accept a deal of giving back rubs to have dick shoved in my mouth?
>>696768549
>>696769381
Also are you two hooking up or is this the beginning to an ERP session? I'm not sure what's going on here
>>696768549
those are some sexy midgets
>>696767681
I developed feelings for him. But I knew due to time constraints it would never have worked
>>696769381
> "Why are you so hard to trick?"
It is common knowledge that cannabis is still heavily restricted in the Netherlands in terms of selling, consumption, and growing.
You are still not legally allowed to cultivate your own cannabis. No more than 5 only means you are not prosecuted. The police will still confiscate the plants if they are found.
>>696769958
I'm legit not sure what the fuck is going on.
>>696770180
That table is so damn attractive.
>>696769621
Ah well close enough. Do you mind if I just call it a ham n cheese pizza? What other funny pizzas do you know of?
>>696769900
Haha no but it would have been a good twist. I like to give back massages and take care of the ones I'm with. Unless you like giving back massages more than me, in that case I'm fine with switching ;)
>>696769958
Ah I don't know man, I'm just going with the flow
>>696770222
Aww that sucks a lot. Student life?
>>696770372
Stop killing my stereotypes. Yes they will confescate it but they're more likely to be stolen, seeing that you must grow them under the sun
>>696770967
Military. He was sent to America for training purposes and we ended up in the same class for several months
>>696770967
Chocolate pizza is the weirdest one in my book
>>696770967
Well I hope you don't start ERPing...
Cause I would be hella jealous!
Uuh I mean, that would be inappropriate... :|
>>696770967
Stop being wrong about your own country's drug policy then.
> "you must grow them under the sun"
That's also wrong. You can grow them inside with the right equipment. Again, just not legally.
>>696771195
Sounds like air force. No chance of meeting him later? Or too awkward now?
>>696771435
White chocolate or brown chocolate? Because it's hard to beat Hawaiian, unlike your ass when u reply like that.
[audible disgust]
>>696771868
What are you grumbling aboot?
>>696771789
I take it as a compliment that I don't know a lot about my country's drug policy
>>696771814
Not sure if that means you approve of my reply or not, but well, any chocolate I guess? I dunno what those pizzas look like, but a lot of people love them apparently
>>696771868
Audibly disgust this
>>696770967
I'm the one giving backrubs here, friendo.
>>696772419
You can be top, I don't mind switching either tho.
>>696771814
I was in the Army. Combat Medic training. I got stationed in Fort Hood immediately finishing training. He continued training as an 18D, or rather the Dutch equivalent to one; I'm not sure about mos designation in the Dutch military. Way too late, several years too late with no way to contact him.
Yes, during IV practice he made a lot of "I penetrated you" "just the tip" and "stick it in me" jokes.
>>696772326
Nah I was just teasing ;) But a chocolate pizza sounds more like a chocolate cookie. People just try to find excuses to stuff themselves with sugar
>>696772456
In the part of the Netherlands I currently live in, knowing stuff about drug policies is usually a bit of a taboo
>>696772419
Okay, okay, I'll just lie down. So how am I going to take care of you? :<
>>696772963
Haha omg :P So how did he find out u were gay/bi? U were the only one to respond with a raging boner? :P
>>696772963
Just the tip.
I knew it Frank!
>>696773429
...... Feel free to tease me more bruh :p
More like nonsensical pretentious art, but with food instead
>>696773429
So they conflate properly understanding the law with the intent to grow, sell, and/or consume cannabis. Doesn't make much sense to me.
>>696768071
Number one LOSER
>>696773429
With dick.
>>696773429
I'm not sure if he knew or just made a really good guess. He got his confirmation during a priapism check
>>696773547
You know nothing
demos com talk at me
>>696775115
Please tell us more about the Dutch and Frank
>>696774567
Hey Luc, feeling better?
cant
fighting ninjas
>>696775115
You must've been the perfect test subject :')
>>696774174
The policies don't always make much sense. I know of friends going crazy because they're scared of having their xtc pills tested in free government labs
>>696774028
>>696774567
Sorry guys, I'm off, 5.15 AM here now. I you'd like to continue the conversation some other time just send me something I can reach u on :)
>>696775532
I believe, sir, that you have me mistaken.
>>696775532
I didn't post that and not really. Today was pretty bad.
>>696775610
You mean other than 4chan? Not sure what for, but you got Discord? My name there is Marabou :P
n i n j a s
>>696775662
rekt
>>696775674
So is this chicken?
>>696775695
Well crap. Did you have to see another family member die?
>>696776216
close
>>696776006
I was talking about a certain kind of conversation ^^ Don't have Discord, but I can add it, will contact u when I got it (which would be tomorrow)
>>696775610
I've got a steam if you wanna join. It's DayOneDLC if you're ever interested in games.
>>696776216
lolno. I'm pretty sure I don't have a name, other than "That Jihad Guy"
>>696776575
Yeah sure :) Not sure which one to add though, USA or South Africa?
>>696776447
Oh ok, would be good in case we end up doing some ERPing after all :P Kidding. Or am I? Anyway goodnight, gonna go sleep myself
>>696776850
U.S.
>>696776972
I like mysteries. Sleep tight
>>696776850
Oh right, I forgot all about my steam <.< Same name there as here
>>696777068
Invite sent
TAKE COVER
>>696777191
What name is that? Anonymous?
>>696777191
Rasmus?
>>696777391
Wrong Bananders :P
>>696776417
I'm sorry about that. Hopefully it's better by Xmas.
>>696776747
Ok jihadi John
>>696777391
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198127127115/ Here you go
>>696777820
Added.
>>696777589
Nice to meet you. Nice Tigers.
>>696775532
The following day we were back in the field running care under fire drills with full battle rattle. We break up into our usual 3 man teams, Dutchman pairs with me and some random dude. Set up is 1 patient, 1 acting medic, 1 soldier to assist in the 2 person drag. Dutchman is acting medic, I'm patient; sergeant tells me for the scenario I have a gunshot wound to the chest and the Dutchman needs to find it. Strips me of most of my gear, takes off my acu jacket. Then he takes trauma sheers, gives me a sly wink then cuts my shirt off. He's a foreign soldier so the sergeants won't give him shit and he plays it off as his English sucking.
>>696778584
Did he suck the bullet out?
thicc
>>696777589
I hate Christmas time shit seems to happen then
>>696777391
Uuh, you still lurking about by any chance? I'm having a hell of a time deciding wether you're "Matt" or "DaggerFiend"
>>696780768
Matt :p Daggerfriend sounds awfully gay
>>696778866
Of course not, mouths aren't sterile and there were no bullets. Can't actually shoot people for training.
It did begin a campaign of flirting and innuendo. I did go to his barracks room to study. And no, dicks were not involved. We did make out, he didn't have a roommate like I did and barracks rooms had no surveillance. That's as far as it went between us. He wanted to go off base and get a hotel room to fuck but I declined. It was rather verboten and I didn't want any potential trouble at the time
>>696780937
Hmm, I may have to ask this DaggerFiend a few questions. I just hope you are the real Kamerdi
>>696780768
What other buff tiger is there bananababanana?
>>696782039
Kittybuns?
>>696781166
>Goes to barracks to study.
>Fails the penis study
Frank BB. Why did you miss this chance?
>>696782889
He's a leopard.
>>696783952
As noted in the previous thread, the theme was missed opportunities.
>>696785574
Why is she bant
>>696785954
Because she is a moonkin and learned from nissa, therefore adapted to the green mana. Also I don't remember but I think I called it or at least said it would be white and blue.
>>696785954
that emblem doesnt last forever does it?
>>696786650
emblems last until the match ends yes. That being said making a deck that will get your planeswalkers to their final ability is very difficult and you have to build almost entirely around controlling everything.
>>696786886
that would still be a pretty crazy card. Im just starting out kinda so i am not too sure about how balanced some cards are
>>696786402
I thought she'd be blue white. The green seems entirely tacked on when there hasn't been a uw since Venser
>>696786650
It is forever. And nothing can remove an emblem yet. Maybe Karn Liberated can but I'd have to check rulings on him
>>696787080
There are cards that are even more messed up as planeswalkers, if you are starting it's better to keep to standard. That being said magic origins on steam is a good start.
>>696787109
Karn restarts the game so technically the emblem would leave the field.
>>696787109
They have also really been trying to keep tricolor in set due to it creating so many different metas. That is probably why, that being said aren't there also moonkin on bant?
>>696787358
I have just been playing modern and commander. I guess theyre more casual (or at least at my store) so i just bought a budget 8 whack deck and a starter commander deck and started playing with those. I didnt really like origins too much. I wish there were a game where i could just use my irl deck so i could get more practice with it
Commander is the only good format :3
>>696787914
untap(dot)in will let you practice on there. You can recreate your deck and people can face off against you in it. It's how I practiced a maze's end tiny leaders deck.
>>696787358
I figured Karn would do the trick. On a side note Lilli looks playable in standard. I don't think she'll make it in modern or legacy given that lightning bolt is in those formats
>>696787738
If they're going the meta angle having a planeswalker in bant colors isn't a smart move when bant is quite strong in the standard metagame. Moonfolk are only on Kamigawa as far as I know.
Hello all
hi chicken
>>696788402
>tiny leaders is the best format
I fixed that for you.
>>696788445
Yea combo with gisa and geralf in a zombie deck and she is amazing.
Hiya jeff
>>696788431
holy shit dude thanks. i looked around for a site like this but i just couldnt find one for some reason.
>>696788961
how're things?
>>696789239
Alright. I'm really excited to be out of this stupid cast next wednesday
>>696789072
no problem, my friend told me about it actually. I played it until I got a computer that could play magic origins.
Also hey chicken, how's it going?
>>696788767
I don't have a deck for it, I should get on that.
But I like the splashy plays and endgame politics of multiplayer Commander~
>>696788402
Pauper is good dammit
>>696788767
I always thought tiny leaders was a fad format myself. I would like to see it stick though. Now if only archenemy and planechase stuck.
I sorta want to build a gisa and geralf zombie edh deck. But I'm horribly sadistic and can't stop playing Sen Triplets Artifact
>>696789407
cast? what's you break?
>>696789407
that doggo needs to brush his teef
butts
>>696789468
Who's the artist?
buttz
>>696789580
My arm, almost two months ago
>>696789739
bokbokbok!
>>696789468
Add some random with planeschase you got a party!
Also human deck with anafenza the kin-tree spirit is nice.
>>696789831
butts butts butts butts butts butts!
>>696789739
Watch season 3
awooooo!
>>696789510
Planechase is neat but I think my favourite part of it was just getting a glimpse of mostly-unexplored planes
>>696789898
Token decks are my jam
My first Commander deck was Ghave and I still play it~
>>696789739
Yes butts
>>696789739
DANCE.
>>696789872
I must have missed hearing about it. how'd it happen?
>>696790037
nutz buttz nutz buttz
>>696790078
am watching a movie meow though and then have to watch the rest of Stranger Things then i can watch it
>>696790126
jamstampabibble
gotta go, night everyone!
>>696790121
I'm not impressed
>>696790302
Katten.
>>696790126
hello
>>696790268
Nutz to buttz
>>696790328
ninini
>>696790427
soup
>>696790432
wem
Oh I forgot to say, wrecked my mountain bike like a moron
>>696790328
night anon
>>696790268
hey snarf
>>696790432
nuts deep in butts
>>696790432
Chicken.
>>696790535
Listening to Grandaddy.
>>696790678
oooo
>>696789407
Why didn't you get a robot arm
>>696790242
Planechase was rather cool. But didn't last in my play group in Texas. I need to find a new playgroup here in Denver
Decks that can abuse vedalken orrery and unwinding clock with something scummy like winter orb are my new obsession
>>696790302
Thatwasntarequestson
>>696790864
Alright then.
>>696790678
bergawk. I'm listening to FEAR
>>696790963
haven't the cash
>>696790918
hot
>>696790302
>Stranger Things
yes good
>>696790963
Ahh, the good old make-everyone-hate-you combos. Always fun to play~
>>696791204
I like their Have Another Beer with FEAR album.
>>696791278
Hello Meows
I don't think we've met
>>696791456
That's next
New York's alright if you like saxophone
>>696791204
Make one with a box of scraps
>>696791278
When your local meta is everyone playing riku, animar and oloro you 're allowed to play such decks
>>696791576
Now I'm listening to Built to Spill.
>>696790963
o-oh ;~;
>>696791278
i am really enjoying it more than i thought i would~
>>696791634
It's almost done cooking though!
>>696791771
Havent heard them yet
>>696791827
Ooh, those straps
>>696792009
They're pretty good I guess. Similar to Grandaddy.
I guess I need to get my images on this computer, huh
You in Reverse is their best album I think.
>>696791576
I don't believe we have~
>>696791576
My Riku deck isn't even that degenerate! I mostly run silly things and cause chaos.
>>696791881
It's really well made and I'm a sucker for Stephen King-ish stories :3
>>696792360
and the child acting isnt absolute rubbish like it almost always is.
>>696792320
Hmm... I 'll check them out Friday. Got the day off so I can really listen
>>696792360
Nice to meet you
>>696792574
What movie are you watching?
>>696792964
Barry Lyndon
>>696792964
You might like them, I don't know.
>>696791881
What is Stranger Things
>>696792009
Do it
>>696792360
The terrible things my olivia vampire deck went through
>>696793102
That's a great film.
>>696793102
Oh!
>>696793129
We'll see!
>>696793183
I don't wanna start over though.
>>696793183
its a sort of scifi/horror series.
>>696793198
indeed meow. had to get it when you told me about it
>>696793242
si! tomorrow i may watch west world
>not playing duel commander
>not running black braids as your commander
>>696793557
yes!
>>696793242
I guess.
>>696793557
I don't remember that.
I hope my name actually sticks now
>>696793759
I put Zoundz on now
>>696792574
That's true too. All the (major) child roles are well-cast.
And the music is delicious
>>696792964
You too :3 :3
>>696793183
The tryhard decks are less fun anyway
>>696767399
As a lurker, I wish you would post actual furry images instead of this dumb anime
>>696793759
it was last night i think. or the night before
I remember when this song first came out. I heard it through the [as] singles project in 2010.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoN2IvLlK8w
>>696793927
I'm going to listen to Ethiopiques.
>>696794166
I don't remember.
I see how it is, kitty.
>>696794117
and the general ambient scores are well done to.
>>696794233
hmm
>>696794249
what did i dooooooooooooo?
>>696794400
I'm sorry, I just don't remember.
>>696794475
thats alright lol. i am just glad you mentioned it
>>696793376
It will be worth it
>>696793557
might have to look into it
>>696794117
I'd love to find a meta where I don't have to play stax or artifact lockdown decks. I'd love to play a lower power deck like br vampires. But there's some enjoyment locking down someone's $1200+ scion deck
>>696794749
I like this one though, with the tattoos and everything
>>696794749
i guess its inspired by Silent Hill in some ways.
