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zef boners
>>696794573
I'm surprised you hadn't heard of it before, as a fan of Kubrick.
i like how these thread titles are not explicitly labeled as a porn so i can browse while talking to my mom
>>696794863
yeah its curious. oh well i am watching it meow~
>>696795053
but the title says "boners" in it....
>>696794841
robot tattoos
wait boners
what's a zef boner?
exactly
>>696795143
Are you enjoying it?
>>696794400
You no love Snarf anymore.
>>696795147
its something that makes some girlies start crying and some run away
>>696794400
I'm also a sucker for synthwave so of course I'm gonna love the score.
>>696794249
meow meow
>>696794749
I mostly play in casual scrub metas and that's the way I like it. Though theorycrafting with the higher-levels is fun.
screw stax
>>696795407
woah, that's a weird kind of boner
>>696795146
These are already paid for. I like this arm.
>>696794973
How good is it
>>696795475
Playing stax is pretty fun. It's like being Kim Jong Un and you're starving your loyal subjects
>>696795678
But imagine what your arm could be
>>696795330
i am. I can see how this was a flop in the theaters though since its long, slow, and how most people would see it boring. it takes a certain demographic to appreciate this kind of movie
>>696795395
whyyyyyy what did i dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>696795475
lol yesss
the intro reminds me of the fight song from Only God Forgives
>>696795623
its not my ffault i was born this way
>>696795939
pretty good. i would highly recommend it.
>>696795407
woah
>>696795939
All huge and muscly is what it WILL be
>>696796041
luckily I like boners that scare away the girlies
>>696796116
I might
>>696796140
Dammit. You're not allowed to counter my love of robotics with my love of muscle
>>696796041
I don't think it was a flop. It made 31.5 million dollars on an 11 million dollar budget. It's just one of Kubrick's less talked about films.
>>696796340
hooray!
sup?
>>696796374
you must
>>696796493
oh? i heard it was a flop at first, but whatever.
>>696796340
Good!
>>696796374
There's metal in there if that helps any. In my leg too
>>696796771
I don't know. A lot of Kubrick's movies were weird in the box office.
>>696795939
stax is great fun for exactly one person at the table
>>696796041
Nicolas Winding Refn's movies always have great soundtracks~
>>696796340
only the strong can face such a boner
>>696796771
I don't do well with authority
>>696796977
Yes, yes it does
>>696797140
Just like North Korea
>>696796771
not much, hanging out. lookin at dicks n stuff. what's up with you?
>>696796977
>>696797140
they're the best kind of boner
>>696797348
Ok good
>>696797140
I enjoy playing against stax
>>696796982
mhm
i want a chariot pulled by sheep like the kid had in this movie/
>>696797140
fucking right? some of my favorites.
>>696797348
well then i highly suggest you watch it in an unauthoritative tone
>>696797482
pretty much the same. except my chest hurts and i thin its terminal
>>696797522
the ice cream made my chest hurt why
>>696797904
I don't want anything like from that movie.
>>696797904
eat it too fast?
>>696798054
but it looks fun and wooly
>>696798141
i dont think so
>>696797904
terminal, oh no, how long have you got?
>>696798242
what kind of ice cream?
hey howdy hey
>>696798242
I don't like sheep, or horses, or goats, or most things I guess.
>>696798288
im not sure. minutes? months? ;~;
>>696798368
huckleberry
>>696798488
soup
>>696798523
why though?
>>696798635
Why would I?
>>696798635
oh no ;-; you're going to have to fit a lifetimes worth of gay stuff into that time
>>696797736
m a d n e s s
>>696797904
I still haven't seen The Neon Demon yet. Gonna drag some friends to it soon.
Does kitty need tummy rubs
>>696798807
because they are soft and cute and horses are fun to ride and pet.
>>696798828
how can i do that?
>>696798982
I'd rather not do any of that.
>>696798488
Hello
>>696798635
Peppermint tea. Fixes everything
you guys interested in a comic
Going to bed
>>696798959
holy butt plugs i didnt know this was a thing i must see this
>>696799104
:c
I love how there's a plot hole no more than 15-20 minutes into Back to the Future 3.
>>696798982
I'm not sure, you'll just need to do as much gay stuff as possible with the time you have left
>>696799162
night frank
>>696799233
what's the hole?
>>696799159
Is it Garfield?
>>696799211
It's how I am.
>>696799365
if only
>>696798828
Oh I've got some gay stuff to fit into him all right
>>696799211
Come to my local indie theater next week and let's see it together~
>>696799233
You expect too much from a cash grab
>>696799473
Would you like me to post a couple of Garfield comics?
>>696799356
Doc Brown's headstone mentions Clara. Doc doesn't meet Clara until Marty changes the timeline, she was supposed to die in the canyon, Marty makes mention of it before it happens.
>>696799151
si. i have plenty of that too
>>696799159
is it Garfield?
>>696799162
sleep well dude
>>696799233
what is it?
>>696799356
i can fill butt with sausages
>>696799365
but horses...
>>696799520
i wish i lived closer to the real theaters here. oh well :c
>>696799590
go ahead friendo
>>696799707
if only
>>696799707
So what?
>>696799725
I only have two of them.
Dubs.
>>696799590
Yes please!
>>696799707
Good. I don't drink enough myself
I'm working on another one, but I forgot how it goes.
>>696799953
heh
funny stuff
>>696799520
I think we all have some gay stuff we'd like to fit into him
>>696799694
you'd think they'd have caught that when looking over everything for inconsistencies
>>696799707
it's a start
>>696799694
jajajaja
>>696799789
i bid you good day then
>>696799854
i like horse :c
>>696799940
we keep a couple pots growing of the stuff always
>>696800118
I guess. I don't know.
>>696800170
I don't.
>>696800150
what flavour should i put in there?
>>696800267
i cri
>>696799707
It's nice having destinations nearby. I might turn hikikomori otherwise
Anyway I'm sleep
I also don't know how to continue with Tom. I should just burn them.
>>696800442
I know a lady that trains horses and does equestrian competitions and rodeos.
>>696800170
I want to grow a garden again
>>696800348
uuuuummm... maple flavoured
>>696800573
night night
>>696800573
sleep well meowser
>>696800685
do you ever go see him perform?
>>696800757
i absolutely love it. i have 4 lemon cucumbers about a golf ball sized meow and many more coming.
>>696800811
grody. i want spicy
>>696800573
Night Meows. Nice meeting you
>>696801090
jealous
>>696801090
It's a woman. And no.
>>696801090
spicy... why not a habenero sausage then
>>696801220
and my tomatoes plants are growing monstrous, but only have flower buds growing right now.
>>696801251
why havent you?
>>696801434
truck yeah! meow youre talking
>>696801538
She doesn't really like me.
>>696801538
Just for now though! So many tomotes you'll have!
>>696801635
ohhh...
you should draw me a horse~
>>696801538
but that's like, a painful amount of spice
>>696801776
Maybe. Horses are difficult though.
>>696801753
we usually get a decent haul. tomatoes do very well here. something is raping my beets though. and our stupid ass retard corgi keeps eating my strawberries. i hate that dog...
>>696801824
no such thing for me
>>696799233
Afraid it'll compete with your hole?
>>696801942
even crude horse look cute
>>696801995
No you don't
>>696802127
I only do crude work.
>>696801995
I guess just go straight for the california reaper then
>>696800150
The movies are filled with them.
>>696802067
My hole needs filling.
I have to get a tool box for my files and chisels.
>>696802217
i do though. she smells just awful, eat everything, looks like a bug with her bulging eyes.
>>696802333
mmmmm yeah
>>696802288
thats just fine :3c
>>696802481
nuy them from my work
>>696802333
Which is?
>>696802442
Lewd, also how's it going?
>>696802519
it'll burn so badly though
>>696802598
I was wrong, it's a carolina reaper. it's the spiciest pepper in the world
>>696802519
Okay.
>>696802569
How would I do that?
I think I'm off to bed.
Yup. Definitely
Goodnight all
>>696802771
Haha, poor dog
>>696802924
nite nite chicken
I don't have any paper except my sketchbooks and some really high quality fine art printing and drawing paper.
one for the road
>>696802771
itll burn so good though
>>696802807
call my work and be like, "hey i want a box for my stuff give it to me". they will be like, "K"
>>696802924
ninininininini
>>696803119
I don't have any money for that though. And I don't know where you work.
>>696802663
Its going ok. Started a new job, but its been keeping me from spending a lot of time with hunnibuns.
>>696803357
just tell them to put it on your tab and never pay the tab. i work at Ace hardware
>>696803373
At least you're making some money, makes the time with him that much better because you can do more stuff together right? And I know what you mean about work taking up a lot of time, I've been working 60+ hours a week most of this summer at my new job.
>>696803689
I always pay my debts. I don't want to owe anyone anything.
>>696804186
pay them with a smile~
>>696803806
Damn.
>>696804347
I don't smile.
>>696804565
pay them with a nod
>>696803119
well you'll just have to tell me when you need someone to fix your butt afterwards
I'm gonna turn in. nini homos
>>696804647
I don't nod.
>>696804488
Yep but hey it's worth it for the money and the time you do get with loved ones right?
i love it
>>696804663
>>696804813
swet draems jeffer
>>696804968
look at them
>>696805039
I don't look at people. I always divert my gaze.
>>696805309
give them a hand gesture of gratitude
>>696805451
I'd rather not.
>>696805591
make a sound or gratitude ?
>>696805780
I'll just make one I guess.
>>696805891
out of clay?
>>696805998
Wood probably.
>>696806100
wood clay?
>>696804982
I tend to value my free time more than money.
>>696806262
I don't have any more clay.
>>696806287
I don't because I lack a significant other still so my little free time is usually spent fapping or sleeping.
>>696806390
MEOW.
>>696806576
What happened to that chick you were seeing?
>>696806413
fffffffu-
>>696806771
come rub my back it hurt
>>696806930
It's whatever. I have to cast more clay.
>>696807072
*plaster
>>696806771
When was the last time I dropped by?
>>696807072
plaster if always fun~
>>696806930
No. You must suffer for your crimes.
>>696807210
Its been a while.
>>696807903
what crims though
>>696807903
The last girl I was seeing was back in like March/April but I still haven't asked her out because I suck at talking to girls. Just before that I had that crazy yandere bitch who broke into my room and had to get campus security involved for.
>>696808055
The crimes of living so far away.
>>696807849
It burns my skin when it dries on my arm.
>>696808630
yeah its a horrible things :c
>>696808679
whys that?
>>696808721
Because it heats up as it dries. And when I mix it it gets all over my arms and hands.
>>696808838
why does it heat up?
>>696808359
Should get yourself a boyfriend.
>>696809041
Maybe, there's a couple guys at work who I'm pretty sure are hitting on me. But I have problems telling because I suck at picking up on social ques.
>>696808936
Because it is releasing energy as part of a chemical reaction that turns it from a powder into the solid state.
>>696809253
ohhh. we should harness this energy
>>696809401
And do what? Burn ourselves?
>>696809215
Go for it.
>>696809699
What's new with you?
>>696809526
make toasted things like tacos and sandwiches
>>696809900
Not much. Going to finish this movie and then turn in.
How've you been?
>>696810293
Been better but I'm slowly trying to get back up to speed.
Shit keeps dragging me down though.
>>696810160
I'd rather not.
>>696809215
yo
got anymore like this?
>>696810424
Swim harder
>>696810636
o-oh...
>>696810826
I should start drinking again.
>>696810424
At least there's some progress to getting better.
I'm out. Goodnight, you fags.
>>696811202
goodnight mew
>>696811181
drink chocolate milk
>>696811326
Or just pure grain alcohol.
>>696811541
chocolate grain?
>>696811610
Corn or rye.
>>696811684
i like rye bread
>>696811876
Rye whiskey.
>>696812031
mmmm
>>696812127
I'll just drink that all the time.
>>696812182
and eat rye bread
>>696812319
Only if it's moldy.
>>696812410
i only bake fresh bred
>>696812523
But ergot.
>>696812557
i am going to bred meow. byebye jam
PENIS LICKERS
new? I'll post
>>696795147
The band die antwoord, a South African rap band, says zef a lot and I think (I'm pretty sure) there is a song called zef boners
New thread?
>>696815271
do it
>>696812557
make LSD with it
save
