Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Spam to the bump limit
>>696563037
Love you!
Even though you are probably asleep now
>Rem-rin
still here
Claimed.
Pathetic little man with some pathetic little dream I was.
My victory is undeniable though.
Claimed
What a bake
>>696567120
Are you baked?
>>696567219
Clearly~
>>696566558
>Spam to the bump limit
Well someone's provoking me.
>>696567273
>I like your face
>>696567687
>i like half of yours ~
>>696567273
Smoke weed everyday!
>>696567840
Sick burn
>>696566829
sorry, forgot about the last thread and didn't check back in time. anyways, do you?
Well, Im still around.
>>696568159
I'll stop before this gets too heated
>>696568081
depends on the day
Stella's mine.
>>696568373
Hey akiko are you guys going to play league today?
>>696568632
it's quite depressing to be honest.
>>696568159
I'm sorry I flamed you
>>696568543
Don't wait till then, otherwise you might meet her fiery vengeance!
>>696568373
Best cannibal
>>696569089
it is what it is
>>696569213
Did you know emi doesn't have legs?
>>696569420
why even live.
>>696569620
probably will get better in the end
>>696570052
>>696569444
Yeah, I lis-shin-ed to her when she said it
>>696570052
That's the spirit!
But if you do an hero, don't bring anyone with you
>>696568543
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
Bananya Claimed
Peasants
![Kirino [306].png](https://i.imgur.com/cDfbIZP.png "Kirino [306].png")
Yoko on mobile claim.
>I have some new pictures edition.
I'm going to go get some food. Be back soon.
>>696572688
Hi Yoko
>>696572777
Enjoy the food!
>>696569036
Probably, but there's a huge ass update and i'm working on the next banter vid as well
>>696569213
Not sure if good or how to feel about this
>>696571930
2 of my fetishes in 1 pic.
>>696573133
I mean it in the best way!
Out of all the cannibals you are the best, even including Hannibal Lector
I'm guessing you guys are using the European Servers for the league?
Mine.
>>696572777
Trips confirm that you're going to share that food with me.
>>696573133
Hmu then if i can come with you guys
>flying under the radar
And typical of my boss, he doesnt tell the person in charge of where I work that my time was changed.
>>696574276
I think I forgot to give you hugs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-uci5w_SII
I wanna die
>>696574557
That's pretty rough man
Saber claim slept 12 hours edition
>>696574797
How did you find this.
>>696574797
I wish to follow suit.
>>696574797
Just put a bullet into me and call it over
>>696575206
Sleep is good
>>696575337
This is a good question
>>696575337
Y-youtube recommended it.
>>696575664
Right.
I think I got a bit of Ebola from that video.
>>696573687
>Out of all the cannibals you are the best
Whew?
>you guys are using the European Servers
Yep
>>696574276
Alright. My summoners is Gamilicious
Just add me and I'll let you know if we have space
>>696575664
>minecraft meme mod spotlight
>recommended
Mai why?
>>696574797
>peepee the frog
>it's pepee
What is this?
How is this even?
Why?
>>696574797
This is going too far.
>>696575664
What the hell do you normally watch?
>>696576121
Well, you are
Lame, I'm in the American one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkMhFBfjQ5A
It goes deeper
>>696574679
It's fine i still like you
>>696576786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbNUij_5JKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Wq7k6aAeA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNc_D_nlfaY
>>696576786
Why are you doing this to yourself?
>>696576786
>>696577013
Why are you doing this to us?
>>696577013
Help
>>696574797
Watched the whole video.
>>696577485
How? I hardly lasted the first 2 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-uvNkl8Yn8
This is the video I was watching when youtube recommended the minecraft video.
47 minutes in.
Wew, oil change went so much smoother this time.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>696577641
First you need to achieve the maximum autism.
Mai I think we need to have a talk.
I'm back. I took a test the results say i'm a lolicon. I'm not in any condition to watch this garbage.
One can only get so cancer in one day
>>696578148
There is literally nothing wrong with watching cringe
I have watched a 9 hour long cringe playlist multiple times, I have ascended.
>>696577851
It's really easy to do
>>696578035
I don't think I have that much autism in me, maybe middle school me did
>>696578386
How was the food?
Glad to hear you aren't a lolicon
>>696578454
We are wo seeing how you aren't in physical pain from it
>>696578580
>i'm a lolicon
?
wah
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>696578148
After you do your homework.
>>696578386
>I took a test the results say i'm a lolicon.
I don't think you needed a test for that.
Miho claimed
>>696578580
Easy if I can get the fairing off. But since I can't, it blocks the oil filter, so getting it off and changed is kind of a pain in the ass.
>>696578766
Probably.
But hush.
>>696578705
Typo
EMBRACE THE PEDO!
>>696578840
Oh, that would do it
>
The Neighbourhood is a cool band
>>696578914
That cute loli butt
>>696579082
Yeah
You wanna play with your mario games?
I had a big raims is a big taims
Cause Mario might be super
But I'm super duper
With a big tuper
Cause no ones going to hit it like me
Cause Mario has a big C
But I got the A+ on that test cause it's a big mess
Mario might be a superman
But I'm going to have a big tan
He might have went to the past and to the future
But I'm gunna make a
New game how to nuture
Man Mario can't play like dat T-Dub's on the may
Man you want to hit it down with the big town
Man you can't be like the big brown
My boy Emula he has insemula
Man it's nothing emo once they get together they're gonna be the team
Of the mean
You see my boy Seth he can rap like the Meth
That's on the test
Man you can't even hit it with the big mess
Man you can't beat em' because he's gonna see em'
Man you gonna hit it down with the big town I'm gonna make it round
I had a big town with the A-Town
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>696578783
Tank
>>696578914
In that case, you too
>>696579292
>>696579232
>
>>696579019
I'm not a pedo, come on meow
>>696579292
Shhh white-hair-ophile
>>696579266
Congrats, yer now my frist enemy ever. I never hated someone I'm this thread as much as I hate you now
You know who I am.
I'm your friendly neighborhood Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life!
Bless ye all.
Bless ye Waifus.
>>696579614
What exactly was the test?
>>696579449
Lolis and tanks. Could I wish for something more?
Lolicon4life
>>696579614
>Motor boats dat ass
>>696579970
kek
![Syndra [166].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S7tEgCt.jpg "Syndra [166].jpg")
>>696579449
kek
>>696579614
God dammit.
>>696579883
No actual test. There was a thing that ranks kancolle after asking you who you favor some 1000 times.
Most of my top end was lolis.
Nay, an overwhelming majority of my top was lolis.
Syndra did that same thing, most of his top had white hair.
Doesn't help that we know nothing about the show/game.
>>696579727
I came from a place called Charlotte
My boy Kevin bought a lot
He's gonna hit it down like a bratamatch
He can skateboard like the top boy Tony Hawk
But you think Tony Hawk's so cool well Kevin gots a mog
Of the foileit
He's gonna unfold it like the toilet
Man once that man made the toilet everyone thought it was so awesome
But it's gonna be a toss em' up between my boy Kevin and that man
And seeing that today is the day that I wanna play the game
With the big mrain
I'm gonna show you what's up and what's not up
Because it's going down in my town
You write me down in your books cause I'm gonna have the hooks
Of the big tooks
Man all the ladies want me
But it's gonna be game to play the rain of the mario
>>696579874
How are you?
>>696579970
What a time to be alive!
>>696580224
Well, Shizuru is a Loli and Syndra has white hair, so why are you surprised?
I would do this, but I don't really see a point
>>696580461
Not surprised so much as a little sad at having it shoved in my face.
>
>>696580461
And shut up Jimmy. It isn't illegal to like drawings.
They aren't IMMERSIVE but they're everything I want
>>696580649
Well, you like lolis, what is the big deal?
>>696580662
I'm not saying it's bad, and why are you calling me Jimmy?
So be happy with them, that's what I'm saying!
King Shino Reporting in
Xwing edition.
>>696581053
Its a joke.
mXr
>>696581066
Sup
>
>>696581352
See he has a princess but I get all the others
Hot princesses he wants one I want all the others
Cause he's gonna be a sucka
See I'm the pimpin' man of the big ran
And you wanna be in the band
Well I'll be your main man
To get you out of that rant
Because it's coming down with the town
Everybody knows they're gonna be found in the big round town
Play this boys
Cause it's nothing with the toys
Time to quit playing with your toys
Cause Mario ain't even an atario
You wanna play with gabario?
I have the toys with the moise and everybody knows it's coming down with the toys
Doise
Of the boys
Man my boys don't even play with games anymore
They're on their reigns with the dames
Man you wanna hit it down with the town I had the big brown
I had the big town of a-bound
I rebound that ball and shoot it
I'm gonna make it because I'm the top t-t-t-t-top dog
Man when they want something good they can come to me
Cause I'm gonna be like the sea
Fast and nice
But I'm gonna make it hit it up like the little spice
>>696581053
Was aiming for jokes.
>>696581066
Red leader standing by!
>>696581352
I'm still confused about the "Jimmy" part
>>696581674
Because you are a pedophile?
>>696581783
>>696581783
Jimmy is, basically, everyone who could go against yer point of view
>it's a support takes exhaust but never uses it episode
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS A FUCKING 40% DAMAGE REDUCTION ITS ONE OF TUE BEDT SPELLS IN THE GAME
>Mfw the support also builds full damage and feeds
>Garen jungle Botrk and bloodrazer
>People still refuse to ban Ashe
>>696581891
S P O O K E D !
>>696582049
Huh, never heard anyone say that. Is it a Brazilian thing?
>>696580461
I'm doing good. Yourself?
>>696582233
It's an international joke. Basically Skyrim Modders
>>696582230
what servers you on and what rank you are?
>>696582230
Rest in peace. I always use my exhaust and build tank or utility, depending on the champ
>>696582341
Good, just watching chuunibyou and free
>>696582456
Still haven't heard it before
>>696578386
Did you bring me back some food?
>>696576882
It's all good, but I'm a bit tired at the moment.
>>696580163
Are we /lewd/ yet?
>>696581066
Am I team red or blue? You guys had a pattern of red codenames IIRC.
>Cause I'm a True Blue Traveler.
>Probably no one on here will get that reference.
>>696581783
Remind me, how many perverted lolis do you know?
>>696582798
Nope nope.
I'm too busy being an awful person
What're you up to?
>>696582731
NA and I'm a silver surfer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOldZbECNI0
>>696582798
>he hasn't been told about lolidom
>>696582798
Not many, most claim older girls. Like cow-tits or Mizore
>>696582985
If you want a decent support, TheWretchedTwiggy is my username
I don't play any ranked
>>696582985
Aww rip i'm on euw
>>696582798
>>696581783
You guys can be whatever you want
Call me Rogue One baby
Hello /waifu/
>queue up for a new game
>disconnect loading screen
>try desperately to get in
>hear the game but I'm not in it
>Nexus explode sound
>game was running a compatability update without notifying me
>leaver buster
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i finneshed hte vine complation
>>696583689
Call me Jar Jar Binks
>>696584074
Hello emi
>>696584191
RIP
Goodnight cuties.
>>696584641
Hey there! How are you?
>>696584871
Night
>>696585312
Good, finally starting Legend of the Galactic Heroes
>koto claimed
It has to go.
Smash the hard drives.
Burn the libraries.
Kill the elderly.
It has to go.
![Syndra [262].png](https://i.imgur.com/61W6Oic.jpg "Syndra [262].png")
Starting to see things.
Might be a good idea to go to sleep.
Goodnight.
>>696582912
Just carpooling to work.
>>696583038
>>Lolidom.
Isn't that what you call any anime that has Rie Kugimiya as a voice actress?
>>696583264
>Forgetting that Yoko has a bigger rack compared to the rest of the Kinmoza squad.
>The Kinmoza gals are at least 17 years old.
>>696583689
True Blue Traveler it is then.
I gotta go now, I'm almost to where I need to be at. I'll be back tomorrow.
I'm alive. In one way or another
>>696585835
>>696585767
Bye-byeee
>>696585485
Nice! I recently finished Death Parade. Currently on FLCL
Inami Mahiru - Working!!
>>696585835
Night kitty.
Oh boy i think my 3tb is dying.
>>696586160
Excuse me, nice human being, but what are you doing OUTSIDE of /loli/ ?
You have your own circlejerking there, dear.
>>696586160
No one cares.
Stay in your shit group.
>>696586157
None as big as Tio's, though cow tits comes close
>>696586288
Don't think I've heard of death parade
Also working on Chuunibyou and free
>>696585835
Good night
>>696586445
You have no idea, kek
![Kirino [224].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw4jhGw.jpg "Kirino [224].jpg")
>>696586529
>>696586445
dat samefag, though
伊波真昼 「inami mahiru｣
>>696586676
Alright cool, people are upset at someone for something, here's another lolidom.
>>696586874
people being upset at something? What else is new?
>>696586694
Violent bitch.
>>696586676
Huh?
Come on. You're not implying I would EVER insult an nameless anon like you, do you? I was just asking a question.
>>696587151
I think it was more of an implication, really
>>696586592
It's very good! I highly recommend it. I've also been neglecting Kyoukai No Kanata.
So that's where Rikka is from lol
Oh god. Work is even more boring at 10am start.
>>696587361
You still did not anwer my question properly.
How comes every /loli/ namefag ends up in /waifu/ ?
Clemd
>>696587425
All of the legend of the galactic heroes is like 70 hours of anime. I have a full plate
Yeah. Rikka recommended it to me, and it is pretty funny
>>696587552
Have fun!
Guys I'm looking for a fun and relaxing game. Has to be solo and not competitive. Every game I know got me on tilt today. Any suggestions ?_?
>>696587564
Allow me to answer that question with science. Deconstruct the letters.
...
l o l i n a m e f a g
...
This stands for "Little Overweight Loser Is NEET, Anime Memes, Fucks Autistic Girls."
That is the answer.
>>696587701
Jesus, Death Parade is only 12 episodes, how many are there for galactic heroes?
>>696587846
Missed the "e" after Memes.
>>696588138
hello again papi
>>696588263
hey
>>696586672
you like memes? :^)
![Kirino [128].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7mRKB65.jpg "Kirino [128].jpg")
>>696588138
Yo I wonder who this is
>>696588604
>>696588138
Hi mugi
>>696587994
A main series of 110 episodes, two movies, and a 24 episode sequel
Do you know what the term "space opera" means?
>>696588863
I do now, That's a really long series...my god
>>696588863
fran... its been a long time
>>696589223
And sadly my internet doesn't feel like streaming at at the moment
As a huge sci-fi fan, I'm surprised I haven't watched it earlier
>>696589738
So it has, how have you been?
I got some waifu mad libs for the next thread.
Anyone want to play?
>>696589878
I might check it out after I finished FLCL Kyoukai!
>>696566558
>>696589878
ive been relaxing for a while and got my sleep schedule fucked beyond belief. karen got me to watch monster musume with him and i really really like the birb. other than that not much. how about you?
>mugi
